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  1. It's not all pessimism... on Ticketmaster to Start Online Ticket Auction · · Score: 2, Interesting

    - You won't pay $500 for a bogus/counterfeit ticket.

    - You won't have to wait 3 days in line for front row tickets.

  2. While your at it... on Politicians Target Social Sites For Restrictions · · Score: 1

    Impose restrictions on the use of telephones, mobile phones, email, snail mail, playgounds, school yards, and public transportation because obviously these are also a channel for sexual predators to operate on. The end of innovation on the web will not be a lack of ideas, it will be a clusterfuck of political red tape.

  3. Accurate Management Representation on Heads Roll As Microsoft Misses Vista Target · · Score: 1
    Does this sound familiar to anyone? Placing financial gain over product value? Perhaps the development staff at Microsoft is sick of being the bain of every Windows/Linux users mind and wants to ensure this is a quality product.

    Perhaps the previous (now fired) managers felt that understanding. Of course though, once the board of directors, none of whom probably do anything remotely challenging on a computer, have their say, heads will roll if they don't see a bottom line increase on their balance sheets.

    When the first security holes are spotted in Vista, and corporate takes the heat, I hope they remember this move on their behalf to speed up the development so they could make an extra buck instead of releasing a quality product.

  4. It's Obvious... on No More Next Big Thing? · · Score: 1

    ....that this article was written by a very narrow-minded individual. His ancestors were probably busy bashing Alexander Graham Bell and Henry Ford in the local papers during their generation also.

  5. What A Jackass! on Cancer Survival for Software Developers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cheers to this guy for surving cancer, but the article states in the footnote that the author is the owner of this business. He also continues to drone on about the employees obligation to his/her employer explains itself if you start from the bottom of the article.

    If you are reading this article, I strongly suggest you read the following before listening to anything at all this guy has to offer, especially his request that you "look for another job". That is completely ludicrous.

    Questions and Answers About Cancer in the Workplace and the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA)

  6. CaddyShack #2 on Golf in Space · · Score: 1

    Another great pre-space-shot quote: "What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!"

  7. CaddyShack on Golf in Space · · Score: 1

    Would be great if just before making his shot he could repeat this quote:

    "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

  8. Outsourcing Slashdot Writers on U.S. IT Hiring Increases Despite Outsourcing · · Score: 3, Funny

    A CNN article reports that a new study has shown that U.S. tech hiring has increased, despite oversees outsourcing....

    Looks like writers could be the next to suffer outsourcing ;)

  9. 90% Programmer, 10% Language on Learning Java or C# as a Next Language? · · Score: 1

    It all depends who you talk to. I always try to answer that question with the fact it depends more on the programmer, than on the programming language. Do you really think Napster or Kazaa or MySpace have really great, elegantly written functions and well-maintained code when they were started? Probably not, but it was the idea of what to do with the programming language that made it great. You'll find a much bigger gap between the innovative minds of two programmers than the difference between two programming languages. Just pick one or the other and go with it.

  10. Why is this Linux vs. Windows? on Building Intelligent .NET Applications · · Score: 5, Funny

    Honestly, I have been developing web applications for some time and granted I use C#, but I've never been opposed to someone using Java, or PHP, or Oracle. My personal experience has been that every language has a slight edge in some regard, but they all do the same thing. There is a much greater difference in the talent of programmers than in the language being used. If you pitted Steven Hawking in an Enzo Ferrari vs. Michael Schumaker in a Ford Taurus, who would win the race? I mean honestly. Mark me flamebait or troll I don't care, but all this Windows vs. Linux high school propaganda has got me sick of Slashdot. The original post was a book review on developing .NET. It wasn't a, "Why anything except MS sucks" book review. Can we please stay on topic and get the ever-increasing in size chip off the linux community's shoulder? Thanks.

  11. Re:The newest front on New Worm Chats with Users on AIM · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's too bad our 'war' leader doesn't fall into the intelligent category either. (yes, I'm from the U.S.)

  12. In other news... on Hooked On The Web · · Score: 1

    People spend too much time watching television....
    People eat too much fast food....
    People don't exercise enough...

    oh....

    And people spend too much time on the internet...

  13. Re:Hurray! on Pandora Radio from Music Genome Project · · Score: 1

    Also posted on digg 18 days ago: http://www.digg.com/search?search=pandora Be on the lookout for the article relating to how the songs get cached in the temp folder. Why even buy it? Honestly?

  14. Microsoft = IBM, Google = Microsoft on Leaked Memo Gives Microsoft New Direction? · · Score: 1
    Times have changed. Microsoft's success can be attributed partially to the fact that IBM did not believe every home would be equiped with a personal computer. Gates seized that opportunity and made his millions.

    Enter Google who is now poised to perform the same task as Bill but in different shoes and against Bill's company. Anyone who has read "The Road Ahead" (the original unmodified version) knows that Gates writes off the Internet and dismisses it similar to the way that IBM did with personal computing.

    Google has taken that slip and now Microsoft is trying to play catchup. Deja Vu anyone?

  15. This isn't news... on Apple - What A Difference Eight Years Can Make · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Is it really a surprise if a CEO which sells PC systems and competes with Apple computer sales says he thinks they should get out of the game? Bill Gates would have said the same thing from the OS standpoint.

    If he said anything else he would be criticizing his own company. Give me a break...

  16. #winprog != classroom skills on IRC as a World-Changing Medium · · Score: 1

    A chatroom full of idling operators, and intro CS students is not going to produce a technological breakthrough. Even if a question is asked, you'll likely get flamed for even thinking it was a good question after a significant amount of research. I'd say on average, you could learn 1 small piece of information every 20 minutes. Compare that with reading a tech-journal, or a forum. Changes are the latter is going to offer a significantly better learning tool. I agree with the others. IRC is dead, and soon, newsgroups will be too. Web-based forums will take over that just as web-based chat has overtaken IRC. I can get twice as much information in half the time just reading a coding website forum. Must have been a "slow news day" for Wired.

  17. Benefits on .NET 2.0 Framework (via ASP.net) on .Net Framework and Visual Studio Now Available · · Score: 3, Insightful
    For those of us who have worked with ASP.net via .NET Framework 1.1 all of us have been painfully aware of the drawbacks:

    - Manual compilation before every execution
    - Slow debugging (IIS needs to be restarted to attach to the aspnet_wp process)
    - Poorly defined/loose html elements
    - Redundant programming/lack of controls (if you didn't take time to roll your own)
    - No cross-page posting

    Fortunately all these issues have been addressed:

    - Pre-compilation
    - No need to define html element values as protected
    - Thin webserver program for viewing applications (improves debugging)
    - Role management out of the box
    - 45 new server controls
    - Cross-page posting
    - Whidbey performance enhancements

    Also, to all the Java/PHP fans (myself included) out there, be sure to give this product/platform some serious respect. It is amazing.

  18. Alaska = 70%?! on Internet Plays A Large Role For U.S. Citizens · · Score: 1
    "Alaska ranked the highest, with nearly 70 percent having access to the Web."

    .... must be all that eskimo pr0n!

  19. 42.7 percent of all statistics... on Are Skimpy Raises the New Normal? · · Score: 1
    .... are made up on the spot!

    "which studied the compensation and bonuses of 14,253 IT workers"

    Where were these workers located? Do they all work for the same company? Are they outsourced workers? Perhaps the people responding to this are paid less because they have so much free time they can fill out this stupid survey by request.

  20. 42.7% of all statistics... on Tech Companies Swimming In Lawsuits · · Score: 1

    .... are made on up on the spot!

  21. Firestone Tires on Insecure Code - Vendors or Developers To Blame? · · Score: 1

    Did any engineers at Firestone get prison time for causing hundreds of deaths? Is a security leak of information going to cause someone to spontaneously combust in a large ball of fire? How could software developers be expected to be more responsible than engineers or scientists or accountants or janitors?

  22. Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation on Microsoft Thinks Africa Doesn't Need Free Software · · Score: 1
    Before everyone starts pointing the finger at evil Microsoft and Bill "The Devil" Gates please remember that M$ donates a boatload of it's earnings to Africa relief and disease research. They are doing their part to help 3rd world countries.

    Also for those of you that RTFA, did anyone stop to think that maybe Gerald Ilukwe, the general manager of Microsoft Nigeria would know more about needs in Africa than your run of the mill Slashdot user?

    Just try to analyze the whole situation before you cast of Microsoft as the evil one here. Also for those of you really interested in computing in 3rd world countries, I do enjoy reading about this invention from MIT

  23. IMDB Bottom 100 List on IMDb Turns 15 · · Score: 5, Funny
    How did Britney's Spears' Crossroads movie end up on IMDB's Bottom 100 list? It's like the best movie of all time! Thank God that movies like Gigli, Son of the Mask, and From Justin to Kelly aren't on this list! Oh wait, there they are....

    Guess I should be on the lookout for "Legend Of Zorro" to be appearing here soon as well...

  24. Audiobooks + Driving = Less Annoying Commute on Gaiman on MP3 Audio Books, Mirrormask · · Score: 1
    I got a little tired of Jerry Springer-esque morning radio talk shows in Chicago, so I switched to listening to audiobooks in the morning. Now, instead of feeling like I potentially lost intelligence listening to a program, I can feel productive and enlightened on the way to/from work. I use my iPod w/ the iTrip FM transmitter. Works like a charm.

    In addition to the benefits of a nice commute, it's much easier on my eyes. I hate wearing reading glasses and I hate reading without them, so it's a catch-22. The audio book solves all of that. Praise be to Audible. For some reason their stock (ADBL) has been plummeting recently, and I can't figure why. Seems like a great/innovative idea.

  25. I Love Politicians on Holding Developers Liable For Bugs · · Score: 1
    Oddly enough, before visiting Slashdot today I visited msn.com and noticed this article which says that business executives and lawyers have very low 'prestige' in todays society and Scientists actually have a very high level of prestige

    My point being that, when actions like this are taken to beat down the guy who obviously was forced to complete development on an application in 2 weeks instead of 2 months because of budget constraints because we're involved in a war we shouldn't even be in right now.... it make's me realize why that could be true.