It's quite embarassing to return to my terminal and find that someone has been mucking around with an instance of Mozilla, posting utterly imbecilic comments under my Slashdot moniker.
As a truly respected professor, I agree with the statement that Linux is a substandard hack, inferior in every way to the superior Microsoft Windows operating system.
Actually, thanks to piracy, you can crack Steam and both download entire copies of any Steam-based title as well as play it online. Multiplayer is NO problem:D.
How can you imagine that there would ever be a standardized mechanism for contacting a website's owner though? Do you really think there will ever be a reliable method of contacting the owner of http://real-ebay-validate-your-credit-card-31337.t ripod.com/ to notify them that golly-gosh, they aren't complying with strict XHTML?
Funny joke about popping a cherry? First of all, try writing about what you know instead. Second of all: IT WASN'T FUCKING FUNNY. Until then, get your ass off Slashdot and drive to the drug store: acquire some acne medication and maybe some apple juice. Apply your intense power of thought in determining how to work these two items, and also in shutting the fuck up.
In the bizarro universe where Mozilla/Firefox is anywhere near being "the standard", this would be a great idea! It'd be suffice to say though, that here, it fucking blows. Try again in a decade or two.
I AM A PROFESSOR AND NODE 3 IS IGNORANT AND WRONG, LISTEN TO ME I AM A COMPUTER GUY JUST LIKE YOU!
please guys all I ask for is some attention on these discussions I have spent several years of my life in India aiming to gain what is known as a masters' degree in computer science and I simply come to Slashdot hoping to bring my wisdom and sagacity to these situations and I can tell you that node 3 is a very bad man and a liar on the Internet, something we would punish with death back home, preaching his communist BSDs to you as if they are somehow superior:(
People preached the wonders of "Halo" to me constantly, telling me what a wonderful game it was several years after Tribes 2's release, and "Halo" just couldn't make the "fun" or "feature" cut that Tribes 2 had. I dildo my ass and suck my dad's dick. Tribes 2 was a great title that was ahead of its time.
The poster's original meaning and intent to continue on that line of reasoning still lives in the present.
Drink bleach, you raging virginal Slash-faggot.
Your post was so painfully lacking in amusement that upon reading it, I shattered my coffee mug into small fragments and continued to swallow each of them. I hope to experience severe internal bleeding and die shortly.
Most blogs seem quite lackluster and pointless; individuals use these online journals to post ramblings about their menial lives as though some great Internet audience waits on the edge of their seat for johnsmith348 to post the latest exciting update in the saga of his life on livejournal.com and will meet his every cutting comment with great applause.
Then there are these, these controversial blogs. There was one young woman who worked a government office job in Richmond who created an entire blog devoted to her sex-life and the politics of her job and what went on "under the table", to 'euphemize' it. Following the tsunami crisis, you have folks who play on the fame to harass victims of the tsunami and their families with sites such as "I Love Tsunamis", all using blogs to target the masses. Many people would argue that controversial content such as this should not be allowed to be published.
The only real reprocussion is that free speech is being taken to dramatic extremes on these blogs, like it or not.
That's well and good, but you're still forty-three and a virgin. I'm sure the ludicrous sexual excitement of having a girl actually look in your general direction was almost too much to handle, though.
I've been teaching computer science (LSSU, Michigan) for almost a decade now, and looking at your type still makes me chuckle. Get a life.
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It's quite embarassing to return to my terminal and find that someone has been mucking around with an instance of Mozilla, posting utterly imbecilic comments under my Slashdot moniker.
(you fuckin fag!)
YOU GODDAMNED NIGGER FAGGOT!
My not agreeing with your views or choice of operating system is grounds to make an ad hominem attack? Grow up.
shut up you fuckin fag!
As a truly respected professor, I agree with the statement that Linux is a substandard hack, inferior in every way to the superior Microsoft Windows operating system.
Irrelevant, we're faggots posting on Slashdot.
You binged it right on, brother. :(
Tits? Write about what you know, faggot.
Hopefully that pseudo-intellectual whale of a "woman" will one day soon shut her mouth with respect to EVERYTHING UNDER THE GODDAMNED SUN.
You're a fucking moron.
Actually, thanks to piracy, you can crack Steam and both download entire copies of any Steam-based title as well as play it online. Multiplayer is NO problem :D.
How can you imagine that there would ever be a standardized mechanism for contacting a website's owner though? Do you really think there will ever be a reliable method of contacting the owner of http://real-ebay-validate-your-credit-card-31337.t ripod.com/ to notify them that golly-gosh, they aren't complying with strict XHTML?
Congratulations.
Also, I'll be lecturing on sucking the crusted cum-covered shit out of my dad's asshole before next week's end.
Didn't you ever play King's Quest? No, sorry; I actually lost my virginity.
Funny joke about popping a cherry? First of all, try writing about what you know instead. Second of all: IT WASN'T FUCKING FUNNY. Until then, get your ass off Slashdot and drive to the drug store: acquire some acne medication and maybe some apple juice. Apply your intense power of thought in determining how to work these two items, and also in shutting the fuck up.
In the bizarro universe where Mozilla/Firefox is anywhere near being "the standard", this would be a great idea! It'd be suffice to say though, that here, it fucking blows. Try again in a decade or two.
Sorry guys; April Fools' was two days ago.
Yet she'll still remain 300lbs, covered in zits, and adhered to the couch, despite that goal. Shame.
I AM A PROFESSOR AND NODE 3 IS IGNORANT AND WRONG, LISTEN TO ME I AM A COMPUTER GUY JUST LIKE YOU! please guys all I ask for is some attention on these discussions I have spent several years of my life in India aiming to gain what is known as a masters' degree in computer science and I simply come to Slashdot hoping to bring my wisdom and sagacity to these situations and I can tell you that node 3 is a very bad man and a liar on the Internet, something we would punish with death back home, preaching his communist BSDs to you as if they are somehow superior :(
I am a computer professor and "groomed" is in the right, you bunch of Internet guys!
People preached the wonders of "Halo" to me constantly, telling me what a wonderful game it was several years after Tribes 2's release, and "Halo" just couldn't make the "fun" or "feature" cut that Tribes 2 had. I dildo my ass and suck my dad's dick. Tribes 2 was a great title that was ahead of its time.
The poster's original meaning and intent to continue on that line of reasoning still lives in the present. Drink bleach, you raging virginal Slash-faggot.
Your post was so painfully lacking in amusement that upon reading it, I shattered my coffee mug into small fragments and continued to swallow each of them. I hope to experience severe internal bleeding and die shortly.
Thanks, "Technician"!
Most blogs seem quite lackluster and pointless; individuals use these online journals to post ramblings about their menial lives as though some great Internet audience waits on the edge of their seat for johnsmith348 to post the latest exciting update in the saga of his life on livejournal.com and will meet his every cutting comment with great applause.
Then there are these, these controversial blogs. There was one young woman who worked a government office job in Richmond who created an entire blog devoted to her sex-life and the politics of her job and what went on "under the table", to 'euphemize' it. Following the tsunami crisis, you have folks who play on the fame to harass victims of the tsunami and their families with sites such as "I Love Tsunamis", all using blogs to target the masses. Many people would argue that controversial content such as this should not be allowed to be published.
The only real reprocussion is that free speech is being taken to dramatic extremes on these blogs, like it or not.
That's well and good, but you're still forty-three and a virgin. I'm sure the ludicrous sexual excitement of having a girl actually look in your general direction was almost too much to handle, though.
I've been teaching computer science (LSSU, Michigan) for almost a decade now, and looking at your type still makes me chuckle. Get a life.