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Inside the Free iPod Offer

jonathanhowell writes "David Lazarus, The SF Chronicle's tech guy, has an article in today's paper with an interesting investigation into the work you have to do to get a "free" (as in beer) iPod. I'm trying not to call it a scam, because it appears completely legal, if ethically challenged." From the article: "What it doesn't say is that the offer terms will expose you to reams of spam and marketing solicitations, that the user survey is actually a lengthy marketing ploy, and that the sponsor offers needed to qualify for that free music player will almost certainly cost you money."

396 comments

  1. Obvious by AVacc · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Well duh....

    1. Re:Obvious by Mr.Progressive · · Score: 2, Funny

      If this were Fark, I'd say it needed an [obvious] tag. That or, "I'd hit it". Whatever.

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    2. Re:Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know several people who have gone thru all the steps on these sites, and actually received a free ipod! For real. Then they just cancelled their trial accounts.

    3. Re:Obvious by christopherfinke · · Score: 2, Informative

      This isn't as obvious as it sounds. The sites that the article talks about are not the Gratis (e.g., freeipods.com, freegamingsystems.com, freeMiniMacs.com) sites. They are the sites that have the "Hit the target to win an iPod" ads, and then ask you to complete a survey. From what I have seen, it is so obvious that those sites are a waste of time and money, I can't believe anyone tries them.

      The Gratis sites are completely legitimate, and it is actually beneficial to complete the offers to get the iPod. I actually got the shipment of my free 1GB iPod Shuffle today (for my fiancee; she was thrilled), and by doing a $1/month trial of Great Fun (I think), I ended up with $20 in Circuit City gift certificates to boot. Hardly a waste of my time, since all I had to do was take 5 minutes to fill out the sign-up form, and then take 5 minutes to call in and cancel (literally, 5 minutes). So in the end, my free iPod Shuffle cost me negative $19 and 10 minutes. Not bad at all.

    4. Re:Obvious by christopherfinke · · Score: 2, Informative
      Also, I wanted to mention that when I signed up for freeiPods.com, I got tons of spam to the throwaway address I used, but when I signed up at freeiPodShuffles.com, there was an option:
      "I would like to receive promotional e-mails from Gratis's partners."
      (or something like that). I unchecked it, and I have not received a single spam e-mail to the account I used for that offer.
    5. Re:Obvious by Pollardito · · Score: 1, Interesting

      so the person with the "free XBox" sig chimes in to say "of course THOSE sites are a scam, but sites like the one in my sig aren't!"

    6. Re:Obvious by plover · · Score: 1
      The Gratis sites are completely legitimate, and it is actually beneficial to complete the offers to get the iPod.

      Well, you know what they say: TANSTAAFI. Or should that be TANSTAAFi?

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      John
    7. Re:Obvious by Magus424 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've gotten a free iPod, free Photo iPod, and I'm 3 refs away from a free Mac Mini :-)

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    8. Re:Obvious by spaeschke · · Score: 1

      It actually does work (as you can see from me pimping for a MacMini in my sig). You fill out an app for something you never intend to use, and wait for your referrals to come in. I've been enjoying my iPod for months, and figured what the hell, I'd love to have an actual Mac around to hook it to instead of the PC.

    9. Re:Obvious by Secret+Agent+99 · · Score: 1

      The Gratis sites are completely legitimate...

      If you have to collect referrers, then it's pyramid-like and most of the people who come away satisfied are early birds. The later you come in, the harder it gets to find referrers, and within just a few generations it becomes mathematically impossible for newcomers to get enough referrers. Even if these companies pull the plug and start it all over again once it becomes noticeably difficult to find people who aren't already in, that still leaves legions of people high and dry.

      In other words, "works for me" and "fundamentally a scam" are not mutually exclusive statements.

    10. Re:Obvious by redJag · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In my opinion it's not a scam because they make it completely obvious that it is a pyramid scheme. Pyramid schemes are not automatically scams, it's just when they lure you in and you don't realize it's a pyramid scheme until you're already signed up.

    11. Re:Obvious by Secret+Agent+99 · · Score: 1
      The nature of a pyramid scheme is that early-birds are rewarded and late-comers go home empty-handed. To me, that is "automatically a scam" because the early birds always get their reward on the backs of the late-comers.

      Or can you show me an example of one of these schemes where they actually say "there's not much point in joining now because you'll have to work ridiculously hard to find enough referrers, and we guarantee that they, in turn, will find it mathematically impossible to line up eight (or ten, or six) referrers"?

  2. One comment.... by ebrandsberg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Duh, anybody thinking anything is "free" today doesn't value their time, other people's time, or their sanity.

    1. Re:One comment.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Posting and reading on Slashdot is a valuable use of your time??

    2. Re:One comment.... by natrius · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Duh, anybody thinking anything is "free" today doesn't value their time, other people's time, or their sanity.

      Or is a poor college student with three friends to sell out for an iPod Shuffle? I have less than $30 in my bank account, but thanks to these offers, I can be a hipster too! Thanks Gratis!

    3. Re:One comment.... by ebrandsberg · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, it's the sanity part that I fall short on. Which one do you fall short on?

    4. Re:One comment.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Duh, anybody thinking anything is "free" today doesn't value their time, other people's time, or their sanity."

      Including a lot of free software from my experience.

    5. Re:One comment.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno.
      I just picked up a sequencer called 'Ardour' for nothing. Did a guitar and vocal track with it.
      It was free, it worked, and was fun.

    6. Re:One comment.... by node+3 · · Score: 1

      Duh, anybody thinking anything is "free" today doesn't value their time, other people's time, or their sanity.

      'Free' is a word with many meanings. One is that it costs no money, and that's exactly what these offers imply (although they certainly don't always work out that way).

    7. Re:One comment.... by marafa · · Score: 1

      free as in air .. think linux :)

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    8. Re:One comment.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  3. FREE IPODS! yo by shadowlordseth · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just drop mine on the ground, and have my employer buy me a new one.

    1. Re:FREE IPODS! yo by fideli · · Score: 3, Funny

      If I were your employer, I'd know that iPods survive drops to the ground quite well, and instead will fire you, and give the dropped iPod to a new employee.

    2. Re:FREE IPODS! yo by shadowlordseth · · Score: 2, Informative

      That is so cruel! It was an accident. I promise! I dropped it while copying our site to it. apparently while spinning, hard drives are more prone to crashes.

    3. Re:FREE IPODS! yo by templest · · Score: 1

      You know, if your employer gives you money for your work, and you buy it with your money, technically the employer bought it for you.
      You know, the joke somehow relating to the fact that technically it's free, in terms of correlating the meaning of the word "free" as implied by the iPod "scam"?
      But, I dunno... Maybe I just didn't get the joke?

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    4. Re:FREE IPODS! yo by shadowlordseth · · Score: 0

      Actually it wasn't a joke. My boss was being nice! I backup our site, and carry it home with me once in a while. I dropped my ipod while doing the above, so my boss went out and bought me a new one.

    5. Re:FREE IPODS! yo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm reasonably certain that there's an excellent reason why parent post is modded Informative instead of Funny. I believe that this most excellent reason is called "crack cocaine".

  4. TINSTAAFL, indeed by RobertB-DC · · Score: 3, Informative

    As anyone who's read Heinlein's The Moon is a Harsh Mistress knows, the Loonies were schooled in survival, not proper English. "From the TINSTAAFL Dept" may be more proper, but the definition (according to the usual source) is "There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch". Sure, it's a double negative and ain't ain't a word. But I don't think you'll ever hear a Loonie say "There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch, by Jove" on their way to High Tea.

    Or perhaps the editors left it that way so that us whiners would have something to bi^Wcomplain about.

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    1. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeesh, I'm sitting here aimlessly clicking to kill time until 5 pm. And I still can't help thinking you're the one with too much time on your hands.

      Anyway, Heinlein sucks.

    2. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If there's one thing Slashdot needs more of, it's bad grammer.

    3. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by learn+fast · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps the editors left it that way so that us whiners would have something to bi^Wcomplain about.

      Not only that, you used ^W instead of ^H.

    4. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps the editors left it that way so that us whiners would have something to bi^Wcomplain about.

      Or, since they've now changed it to the way Heinlein intended (for whatever that's worth), maybe they started it out with the "I" to make me look like a fool. [checks mirror] Yep, it worked.

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    5. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Shiptar · · Score: 1

      TINSTAAFL TANSTAAFL Perhaps?

    6. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think you and I are the only 2 people on /. that think Heinlein sucks.

      And we both posted anonymously.

    7. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Pfhorrest · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not to be a grammar Nazi (I probably can't even spell grammar), but "ain't" is a word, it's just depracated in modern English due to frequeny misusage (such as in the TANSTAAFL acronym). "Ain't" (or an't) is a contraction for "am not", and thus the only proper usage of it would be in the form of "I ain't...". "Is not..." and "are not.." are misusages. But technically, I ain't making any major errors in this sentance.

      (And for those actual grammar Nazis out there, yes, beginning a sentance with "but" or "and" is technically acceptable as well, so don't come bitching at me about that last sentance. Or anything else for that matter. This post is offered "as is" with no guarantee of grammar, spelling, or factual correctness. YMMV).

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    8. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
      When you take your friendly introductory Economics 150 class, the professors usually use 'TINSTAAFL', with an I.

      Anyway, it seems to be 'corrected' to the improper-grammer form (however entymologically prefrable that version may be...)

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    9. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not only that, you used ^W instead of ^H.

      ^W is a standard shortcut (in Unix) to delete the previous word. If he had pressed ^H instead, he would have ended up with "bcomplain", which I'm pretty sure is not a word. The actual correct alternative, ^H^H, is getting a bit verbose.

    10. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The editors changed it to TANSTAAFL (without an update notice, of course), so the parent comment now seems odd. Sigh.

      Besides, it should have been, "TANSTAAFi".

    11. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by mr+i+want+to+go+home · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Well, I might not say Heinlein sucks, but he certainly is a bigoted, womanising, condescending, self righteous pedophile mother-lover.

      He's one author who's social views really offend me. Which is a shame because some of his writing is pretty good. Anyway - wayyyy off topic, but I don't mind saying it logged in because I'm happy that I've found other people who feel the same. Even if I don't know who you are.

      Now, come get me mods!

    12. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by U1timateZer0 · · Score: 0

      oar badd speeling

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    13. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If there's one thing Slashdot needs more of, it's bad grammer.

      Based the above, my guess is that you are a programmar type, but not an English scholar.

    14. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by parkrrrr · · Score: 1

      entymologically
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      You keep using that word. I do not think that it means what you think it means.

    15. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by jd142 · · Score: 1

      Three. Ever since I got out of junior high anyway. If you'd have asked me many, many, many years ago the answer would have been different. ;)

    16. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 0

      bzzt.

      Ain't is a contraction of 'is not' not 'am not'

      'I aint' is misusage, and rarely heard (it usually indicates a low IQ). 'There aint' - well I've probably said that myself about 20 times today.

    17. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      Did you mean: 'if they'res one thing slashdot needs more of; its' bad grammer'?

    18. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up, grandparent just ain't right

    19. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Sloppy · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think Slashdot should loose the bad grammer.

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    20. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Sabaki · · Score: 5, Informative

      Bzzt.

      I ain't sure if you're joking, but Check here just in case.

      However, their was a mistake in the grandparent, in the spelling of "sentence." So it goes.

    21. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Omega697 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      But technically, I ain't making any major errors in this sentance.

      Except for the misspelling of "sentence."
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    22. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      "However, their was a mistake"

      Do you mean "there" was a mistake? I'm pretty sure you do.

    23. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Sabaki · · Score: 1

      And, of course, in my post. "Their was", should have been "there was". Just a typo. I know better.

    24. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny how TINSTAAFL is almost an anagram for TINFOILSHAT.

    25. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by ack154 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      "Do you mean "there" was a mistake? I'm pretty sure you do."

      I'm sure that you meant to type "did you mean..." and "I'm pretty sure you did" because it was in the past that he was collecting the thought and actually constructed the post.

    26. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Heinlein has his entertaining spots and his creative spots, but so much of his writing is very, very preachy. Also, most of his characters, male or female, are very stereotypical... He wrote a lot of fiction though, and from what I remember of his reflective stuff he would be the first to admit that a lot of his fiction was pretty trashy. Among his books that I feel are pretty solid, are Friday, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, The Number of the Beast, and The Cat Who Walks Through Walls. Look at the main character of that last book, Heinlein used him to completely trash fiction writers. He also wrote many pretty good, heart-tugging, and interesting short stories. Definitely hit and miss! Some of his books are so perverted I can't really stand to read them anymore. But even for all my criticism, I'd rank him in my top 5 SF writers I go back to over and over.

      I mean look at the story he wrote where he has a character have a sex change, go back in time, seduce himself, then drop the resulting love child (him) at an orphanage even further back in time. That's classic, imo. Heinlein wrote some very, very good stuff.

      With my above opinion as qualification, I'd agree with your guys' opinion that Heinlein sucks.

    27. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to be a linguist nazi, but enough people use ain't in the "improper" way that it is, in fact, a part of the English grammar.

    28. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And by "I'm sure that" did you... screw it, your grammar was good enough.

    29. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by nine-times · · Score: 1
      From the same Wiki article you cited:
      "There's no such thing as a free lunch." -- popularized by economist Milton Friedman; New York Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia spoke it in Latin in 1934

      One might argue that the economist who is credited with first saying it trumps Heinlein.

    30. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Radi-0-head · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just shut the fuck up and stick to the topic, how's that?

      Is this what people talk about when they never get laid?

    31. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by admiralh · · Score: 1

      Personally, that word really bugs me.

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    32. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Atzanteol · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      STOP!!!!

      What the hell's the matter with you people?!?! Get a FRIGGIN' LIFE!

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      - Charles Darwin
    33. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by ThJ · · Score: 1

      Ooh! Thanks for this tip! Any more cool shortcuts I can try?

    34. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 1
      > beginning a sentance with "but" or "and" is technically acceptable

      Can you end a sentence in a "but" but?

      (Yes, that sentence form is encountered in Australian English)

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    35. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Chmarr · · Score: 1

      Stop? You have to be kidding. This is classic grammar-drama (gradrammar?) right here!

    36. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet faggots like you have to respond.

    37. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by ampmouse · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but "FRIGGIN'" is not a word. Please consult your dictionary before posting.

    38. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by kpaul · · Score: 1

      Oh, yes. It's "deprecate" and not "depracate."

    39. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by kafka93 · · Score: 1

      Actually, 'do you mean' is entirely acceptable, in English. "Do you mean by your sentence to say that [so-and-so]."

      Glad I could help.

    40. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you spelled sentence wrong...

    41. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Sabaki · · Score: 1

      Yep, hence my hasty correction, and I even screwed that up. Need more sleep.

    42. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in some New Zealand English. Common in the South Island, there is an ad for a Dunedin/Otago beer, Speights, that has the traditional laconic cowboy hat-wearing farmers in it. They have a line : "She doesn't drink Speights but."

      I wonder if it exists outside of Australasia? My bet would be on the Welsh :)

    43. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by trentblase · · Score: 1
      Don't forget "deprecated".

      P.S. Does anyone else like to put their periods outside of quotes because it seems mismatched otherwise? In other words, [sentence]blah is [quote]blah[/sentence][/quote] doesn't seem right.

    44. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you mean "there" was a mistake? I'm pretty sure you do.

      We're very sorry for the inconvenience. Those reposnsible for the sacking have also been sacked.

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    45. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by xSauronx · · Score: 1
      just wait...we get all new material when they repost this on monday!

      ok i lied....there wont be new material when they dupe it.

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    46. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Donald+Ferrone · · Score: 0

      The poster's original meaning and intent to continue on that line of reasoning still lives in the present. Drink bleach, you raging virginal Slash-faggot.

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    47. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      I agree, there's no excuse for so many spelling and grammatical misteaks!

    48. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by MechaStreisand · · Score: 1

      Just curious - how is he a bigoted, womanising, etc etc? In which of his stories is this evident? I've only read Starship Troopers. And I liked it, but I know little about the man. I'm really interested to know more about his social views... What are they, would you say?

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    49. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      I didn't know he was an editor here.

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    50. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by umi.z · · Score: 1

      P.S. Does anyone else like to put their periods outside of quotes because it seems mismatched otherwise? In other words, [sentence]blah is [quote]blah[/sentence][/quote] doesn't seem right. I do that as well. I read somewhere that the only reason that punctuation marks were placed inside quotation marks was because of some issue with the metal typefacing of olde... okay, I found the link here. I guess that, deep down, I'm not American grammatically.

    51. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by whjwhj · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the Heinlein reference. That was the very first thing to pop into my head when I saw the acronym.

      I also noted the (probably non-intentional) reference to Lazurus Long!

    52. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by grammar+nazi · · Score: 1
      Pfhorrest: Don't quit your day job.

      Please leave "being the grammar nazi" to the grammar nazi.

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    53. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by opqdonut · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, ^U is kill line...

      jam:~% stty -a
      speed 38400 baud; rows 24; columns 80; line = 0;
      intr = ^C; quit = ^\; erase = ^?; kill = ^U; eof = ^D; eol = ;
      eol2 = ; start = ^Q; stop = ^S; susp = ^Z; rprnt = ^R; werase = ^W;
      lnext = ^V; flush = ^O; min = 1; time = 0;
      -parenb -parodd cs8 -hupcl -cstopb cread -clocal -crtscts
      -ignbrk brkint ignpar -parmrk -inpck -istrip -inlcr -igncr icrnl ixon -ixoff
      -iuclc -ixany imaxbel
      opost -olcuc -ocrnl onlcr -onocr -onlret -ofill -ofdel nl0 cr0 tab0 bs0 vt0 ff0
      isig icanon iexten echo echoe echok -echonl -noflsh -xcase -tostop -echoprt
      echoctl echoke

      "man stty" might be useful. Your shell might some have nifty shortucts too, so "man bash" (or "man zsh" in my case) is nice. You might also want to check your wm's man page.

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    54. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's actually the correct way to do it unless the punctuation is part of the quoted section. It would be incorrect for me to say, for instance, "and then he said 'put their periods.'", because it implies that the full stop was a part of the quoted text, which it was not.

      "And then he said 'don't forget "deprecated".'" would be correct, however.

    55. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Please see the disclaimer in my previous post.

      I figured I may have been misspelling sentence, but I was too lazy to double-check. I get the feeling I may be misspelling "misspelling too", but again, can't be bothered.

      I didn't catch the misspelling of 'deprecated' and again, I really don't care.

      To the linguist AC above, perhaps you'd like it better if I said "ain't" for anything other than "am not" (and apparently "are not" according to someone's link) makes no etymological sense? I'm all for natural evolution of language through the logical recombination of words and their parts (I make up new words all the time that make perfect sense knowing their roots and such), but just misusing a word doesn't seem a very bright way to evolve a language.

      And to Radi-0-head, you don't even want to know about my sex life. If I did you'd probably want a new pair of eyeballs afterwards.

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    56. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by carnivore302 · · Score: 1

      Is this what people talk about when they never get laid?

      Good question. I'll ask my wife.

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    57. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      However, their was a mistake in the grandparent, in the spelling of "sentence." So it goes.

      Of course you meant to write "there was a mistake." Sorry, I couldn't resist!

    58. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And, of course, in my post. "Their was", should have been "there was". Just a typo. I know better.

      You shouldn't have said that.

      I thought it was pure genius. Classical grammar nazi post with the extra error added at it's end.

    59. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by Gorbag · · Score: 1
      [Heinlein ...] certainly is a bigoted, womanising, condescending, self righteous pedophile mother-lover.
      Yes, but what are his negative points?
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    60. Re:TINSTAAFL, indeed by mr+i+want+to+go+home · · Score: 1
      Eah, sorry this reply is late. I've been in the country!

      Anyway, you're pushing my memory, but try "Time Enough for Love". The characters from that turn up in many later books, with the same kind of themes. Now, I can kind of appreciate that he was trying to explore alternative social structures, but if you read enough of his work I think it's fairly easy to see that it's not so much an exploration as a personal fetish.

  5. Not Me by Zemplar · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm glad I won't have to worry about falling for those stupid "Free iPod" scams. As soon as my Nigerian friend returns my savings "fiffty fould" I can buy as many iPods as I want!

    Cool, eh?

    1. Re:Not Me by bostonsoxfan · · Score: 1

      Well my mommy told me not to take things from stangers.

    2. Re:Not Me by macintaz · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute that is my Nigerian Friend

      but he promised me only "40 fold"

      Damn I got ripped off

  6. breaking news! by claussenvenable · · Score: 5, Insightful

    people offering free expensive things are usually lying!

    1. Re:breaking news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or expect sex in return... I know I do.

    2. Re:breaking news! by WoBIX · · Score: 2, Funny

      But how do you fit it all through the glory hole? :)

    3. Re:breaking news! by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1
      Tell that to my friend who is now stuck to a two-year-subscription to some book/cd-club ; After being offered 5 "free" dvd's.
      After signing up (by a very cute girl, trying to drown me in the background shouting "don't fall for this ploy, suckah !") he got his five DVD's, of which -all- the titles elude me at the moment :
      They were bottom pile crap :) Stuff with Jean Claude van Damme and Steven Seagal(?) were the genre.

      'till this day I'm still chuckling when I'm visiting him and seeing those DVD's neatly stuck in the back cabinet :)

      /random story

  7. I don't understand by Eric(b0mb)Dennis · · Score: 1

    Isn't this a logical thing to think?

    What, did you think some guy started a website to give out iPods to become cool or something?

    Geeze, slashdot.. get a grip

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    1. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Geeze, slashdot.. get a grip

      You seem to be under that mistaken belief that Slashdot is a single entity. There are so many of these Free iPod offers on Slashdot it drives me nuts. Here's one

  8. Check out the SFGate Google Ads on the article by Hulkster · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Currently showing "Overstocked iPod's", "iPod Blowout", etc. ... not surprising given the page content, but you gotta wonder if the iPod scammers are milking it with Google Adwords too?!?

    Join my Folding@HOME Google Toolbar team

    1. Re:Check out the SFGate Google Ads on the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      one fun thing about a recent ruling in France is that Google does NOT want to have to worry about legality or ethics of adwords. "we are just a technology platform, we don't want to be a content editor or a advertisement agency" and say this adword for this URL is ok, this one is not because Vuitton is (tm) and your URLs sells fake or counterfeit Vuitton product. (Myriam Boublil, speakwoman for Google France)

      right, of course they don't want to care about all that crap. it costs money, costs time, involves legal teams, buggers will call you all the time to complain, it is SOOOO easier to claim to be a technology platform runs by a bunch of geeks and just cash free money by selling Adwords - just strings of characters - to best offerers ala eBay.

      unfortunately, they will have to, they got fined E. 1500 a day. Yes, Google, if you accept money for services like connecting brand names to URLs, you become liable. (oh, by the way, clean the crap out of your search engine, please, really)

      (french, no permalink : )

  9. I wrote about this a while back, too... by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 5, Informative

    And I dissected the bastards' EULA at length.

    Read, if you're interested.

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    1. Re:I wrote about this a while back, too... by parkrrrr · · Score: 1

      Different bastards, though the ones whose EULA you dissected are mentioned briefly in the FA.

    2. Re:I wrote about this a while back, too... by northcat · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Just use a different fucking email id. One from a free provider. And the last part of your last sentence doesn't make sense. And yeah, you'll be bugged by telemarketers, tough luck. You get a free ipod.

    3. Re:I wrote about this a while back, too... by stevesliva · · Score: 1

      Similarly, This too.

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    4. Re:I wrote about this a while back, too... by U1timateZer0 · · Score: 0

      I added you to my friends list because your article was so badass. . . just thought you'd like to know.

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    5. Re:I wrote about this a while back, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you are not old enough to have your own phone line, but just in case you are, you don't value your time or privacy enough to keep companies from bothering you. The ipod is not free, it is a payoff to shut you up about their spamming and a bribe to use you as a tool to send out their spam for them. Also, in regards to using a free "email id"... It costs someone something to maintain that account. You pay for it through watching ads, or putting up with spam, or whatever. They are not giving you a free address out of the goodness of their hearts.

    6. Re:I wrote about this a while back, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using a spambucket email works fine, in fact, the Unsubscribe links in the email actually worked. Also, i dont know where you got that they take your phone number, i know i havent been asked for it yet. Yes, they use you to do their word of mouth advertising for them. In fact, signing up for the creditcard offers are completely free. so, execpt for your TIME... you really arent spending anything at all.

    7. Re:I wrote about this a while back, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I like how the Slashdot version of "badass" is what everyone else on Earth would call "hilariously paranoid rhetoric that has no value or function other than to masturbate the the hilariously inflated and misplaced ego of its creator by revealing things everyone already knows and acting like it's a thunderstrike".

      Tomayto, tomahto, I guess.

    8. Re:I wrote about this a while back, too... by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      For some, decidedly non-free, values of "free", anyway.

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    9. Re:I wrote about this a while back, too... by Ilgaz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You should also write an essay about the amazing lowing profile of Slashdot users.

      See all those lame iPod signatures with referrer? Thats what I talk about. Look when did they subscribe. Look if there is a single 5 digit guy/gal having that signature.

      Yep, that's what I talk about.

      From now on, I admit I will overrate all posts mentioning that lame free iPod. I don't think anything useful/insightful will come out from a guy/gal is so low to abuse signature system of slashdot for a free (!) thing in return.

      I never abused slashdot for years and thats why I have excellent karma. That should give something back to me.

      I don't have to view anything except Slashdot ads while using this site.

    10. Re:I wrote about this a while back, too... by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      Or a P.O. box, a prepaid cell phone, and a disposable email address. Make all your contact info disposable, and you can game the system.

    11. Re:I wrote about this a while back, too... by troc · · Score: 1

      ooh, a USERID snob. With a 5 digit number.

      Gosh.

      Troc the Sarcastic.

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    12. Re:I wrote about this a while back, too... by murphj · · Score: 1

      Here's one http://apple.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=142967&c id=11981476. MustardMan (52102) is lower than you.

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    13. Re:I wrote about this a while back, too... by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      I don't say "all 5 digit guys" are elite, in fact I believe there are lots of accounts like Steve Jobs opening with latest numbers. ;)

      What I tried to mean is, the user profile of slashdot. 1 year ago, nobody had balls to send spam (in my view) with his signature on this site.

  10. Simpler way by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 4, Informative

    TiVo has a TiVo rewards program. Sign up for a credit card and you get points with your purchases that you can use to get an iPod. If you pay the thing off every month, your iPod is free.

    Besides the iPod, they also have Bose noise cancelling headphones, a Nikon digital camera, a couple types of new TiVo units, and some other lesser things.

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    1. Re:Simpler way by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      The cool part about the iPod from TiVo is that it has the little TiVo guy engraved on the back...all but guaranteeing its collectability in the future.
      Oh, btw....my TiVo rewards reference email addy is tivo@valdot.org :-)

    2. Re:Simpler way by k4_pacific · · Score: 1

      Yes, sign up now for the new Tivo(TM) Platinum No Hassle card from Capital One and start earning iPoints(TM) that can be redeemed for a new iPod today. Also, with our low introductory rates of just 1.9% for the first six months, you can transfer your existing balance and save money for more important things. Sign up for the new Tivo(TM) Platinum No Hassle card from Capital One today.

      The new Tivo(TM) Platinum No Hassle card from Capital One. What's in your wallet?

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    3. Re:Simpler way by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      you do realise that the tivo rewards program is just a normal bonus program of a cc company?

      let's put it this way: how much stuff do you need to buy to get that ipod for 'free'? a car enough? or 1000 dvd's?

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    4. Re:Simpler way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you pay the thing off every month, your iPod is free.

      The things you bought with the credit card to earn those points are not free. If you're in the position to buy enough stuff on the card to earn enough points, *and* can pay it off every month, then you certainly can afford to just buy an iPod outright.

    5. Re:Simpler way by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Well, lessee. Most of the rewards programs offer you something like 1% back. (Amazon offers 5% on their own stuff and 1% on everything else.)

      So a $300 iPod comes free after $30,000 worth of merchandise.

      Personally, that's about two years for me. I put everything through my credit card, partly for the 1% but mostly for the convenience of not carrying cash (as well as the convenience of having the authorities know where I am, what I purchase, what sort of porn I like, etc.)

      The card I use now offers me options: I can either have cash or the exact same amount in restaurant gift cards. What kind of a dope do they think I am?

      When I started the program they just stuck a yearly rebate on the bill, which was great. Now I have to request it. But I have to wonder what would happen if they offered me, say, $100 in cash or $110 in restaurant gift cards. Who knows, I might actually take them up on that.

    6. Re:Simpler way by anjrober · · Score: 1

      the catch with points though, is that you are going to use a credit card anyway, why not get points as well? i've gotten a ton of free stuff from Amex over the years, including 2 full sets of calphalon cookware, 7 nights in Hawaii free, just flew to Peru for free, all from amex. it's an incentive to use a particular card.

    7. Re:Simpler way by antic · · Score: 1


      On that topic, this is a good read for anyone with a credit card, or for anyone who is thinking of getting one:

      Secret History of the Credit Card
      http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/show s/cred it/etc/script.html

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      'Thats they exact same thing a banana wrench monkey.'
    8. Re:Simpler way by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Yes, I do realize it. I'm sick of getting 3 free airplane tickets a year from Southwest, and I already have a shitload of American Airlines miles too. Discover card gives you 50 cents back for every million dollars you spend.

      This is a pretty good deal, because I've got about 25,000 points after holding the card for 6 months.

      You need 20,000 points to get a free iPod, and they double your points the first 6 months.

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      Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
    9. Re:Simpler way by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I am in that position. I work for a large computer company, and make quite a bit. It took 6 months for me to earn my iPod, and I do pay my card off every month.

      And it was a lot easier than getting permission from the wife to buy an iPod.

      Just a tip: even rich people don't turn down a free iPod, even if they can afford it.

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      Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
    10. Re:Simpler way by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Check the site. Tivo.com, click the rewards button at the bottom. You need 20,000 points, and they give you double points for the first 6 months.

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      Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
    11. Re:Simpler way by BobPaul · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's in your wallet?

      If I had something in my wallet I wouldn't need a FREE iPod, now, would I?

  11. People have sold their demographics for a lot less by DavisNet · · Score: 5, Informative

    For an uninformed or disconected soul, the "chance" for a free iPod is well worth selling out your vital statistics. I'm always amazed at how easy it is to convice someone to sign on the dotted line, and it's offten only for a T-Shirt.
    This organization simply raized the reward, and thereby made the hoops you must jump through more elaborate.

  12. It's a pyramid scheme by kevin_conaway · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Plain and simple. Same with all the other Free deals.

    Whether you consider the Pyramid Scheme a scam, is up to you.

    1. Re:It's a pyramid scheme by kidgenius · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, no, no. You have it all wrong. See, it's not a pyramid scheme. It's a MATRIX. It works _completely_ differently from those old "pyramid schemes". :-)

      </sarcasm>

    2. Re:It's a pyramid scheme by Dmala · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Whether you consider the Pyramid Scheme a scam, is up to you.

      Whether you consider the Pyramid Scheme a scam depends on where you are in the pyramid.

    3. Re:It's a pyramid scheme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      A pyramid scheme is a non-sustainable business model that involves the exchange of money primarily for enrolling other people into the scheme, usually without any product or service being delivered. Pyramid schemes have been in existence for at least a century
      Only a century? Governments have been promising security (social security), peace, love, happiness, progress, and protection from oppression for millenia.

    4. Re:It's a pyramid scheme by houghi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whether you consider the Pyramid Scheme a scam, is up to you.

      For me it is not up to me. I live in Belgium and the governement has made a law that makes Pyramid Sc(e)ams illegal

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      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    5. Re:It's a pyramid scheme by Deathlizard · · Score: 0

      It amazing that so many people scream "Pyramid Scheme" when they see any of these things. Wikipedia uses is as their primary example of a pyramid scheme. Whats just as amazing is that there is people just as loud fighting back.

      Google has a ton of articles debating this issue. The defenders tend to use the same arguments that I used in my project (Shaved 2 Tiers Maximum, Fixed Referrals) while the accusers use the powers of numbers (1+5*5^2*5^3=156, Best case sceneario 31/156=20% = Your Screwing 80% best case!) to justify their side.

      So, your probably expecting me to side with the defenders becasue I'm in the running for a free item right? Actually I'm on both sides at the moment.

      Logistically, it's a pyramid scheme. It draws users by making you draw new users, and they draw users, ETC. Beyond that is it gets fuzzy, however.

      The first fuzzy thing is the shaving. since they shave you off you dont get additional rewards. the way it works in a traditional Pyramid Scheme, is I get involved for $1, then I get 5 others to chip in for $1, and so on an so forth. If five tiers go through, thats $3125. This doesn't happen in these offers, the most you could get under those in this example is $5. So in other words, your not getting an ipod everytime you sign up 10, and all of the 10 you signed up signed up 10, your just getting your ipod and leaving.

      Now the first thing out of the accusers mouth is that it's still stealing $5 dollars. But is it stealing if you get services rendered? Lets change the game here and say you get involved by not chipping in $1 but buying a happy meal from Mc'donalds and you still get the $5 if you get the 5 others to buy happy meals. At this point your not giving up anything outright with zero return, your giving up your money to buy a (possibly discounted I might add) happy meal. (Something you might want to do anyway. You gotta eat someday.) the Pyramid is just an added incentive. You might not have bought the happy meal otherwise, but if you got it your going to eat it or at least play with the toy.

      Now on top of that lets add Sharky the Middleman. Sharky sets up this said promotion of this "burgers for bucks" pyramid above, and is not involved in the pyramid in any way. in other words, he eats at Long John Silvers.

      Now, the Clown at Mc'donalds gives sharky $0.40 each time Sharky and his plan sends a happy meal buyer through the store. At the most, 6 People net Sharky $2.40, OH NO! Sharky Got to pay you $5 and is short $2.60! Lucikly Sharky got friends in the "business" to lend him the $2.60.

      Now of course his "Business Associates" are concerned. "How to hell do we get our $2.60 back" says the "CEO" in which Sharky, talking to his fish buddy that oddly sounds like Wil Smith, replies Apathy. Sharky is betting that the majority of people will fail at this and will recoup the loss that way.

      So this is how it goes down. At best case sceneario (on our side), if we take the logistic approach, 1+5*5^2*5^3=156 are involved, 31 get stuff. 156*.40=$62.4 31*5=$155 which = $92.6 dollar loss. Thats right, they would lose money if everyone got 5 friends and so on. the bigger the best case sceneario the worse it gets. This would change with more referrals, but usually thats associated with a more costlier item. So in most cases it balances out.

      Now what happens in a worst case sceneario, thats when it gets good for business, this logicially is 1+4*4^2*4^3=85, which means that You managed to get 4 referrals but not 5, all of your referrals ETC. 85*.40=34 which is a $34 dollar profit. doesn't sound too much considering the losses you can take, but when failure is above 80% it adds up.

      Now for the point at hand. Since there is a risk of loss, it is NOT a Pyramid Scheme in the Defined sense. In a true Pyramid scheme, you cant lose if your on top. Period. Outside of the cops arresting you and letting you meet you new friend Bubba, your getting a ton of money with little to no invested capital. It's also not a Pyramid scheme in the way

    6. Re:It's a pyramid scheme by shird · · Score: 2, Funny

      "First, let me assure you that this is not one of those shady pyramid schemes you've been hearing about. No sir. Our model is the trapezoid!"

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    7. Re:It's a pyramid scheme by RackinFrackin · · Score: 1

      Order of operations is important.

      1+5*5^2*5^3=156

      1+5*5^2*5^3=15626

      1+4*4^2*4^3=85

      1+4*4^2*4^3=4097

    8. Re:It's a pyramid scheme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent analysis. Please mod parent up -- it's lengthy but definitely not overrated. He's got a good point, makes it clearly, and backs it up with actual numbers.

  13. How could this be? by yo303 · · Score: 1
    What???? Don't tell me it's not true!

    It sounded so legitimate.

    Oh well. Even if I don't get a free iPod at least I 'm still getting my free flat screen monitor and my free digital camera.

    yo.

  14. Sorry to be pedantic... by p-hawk42 · · Score: 1

    from the TINSTAAFL dept.

    It's TANSTAAFL: There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch. At least according to Heinlein.

    1. Re:Sorry to be pedantic... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      Absolutely not!

      Someone is merely talking with a very very nice swiss german accent pronouncing "zehn Tafel".

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      Be yourself no matter what they say
  15. Yet another "duh" by DogDude · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Don't bother to mod this as redundant. It is. What I'm wondering is who wouldn't think that there'd be a catch to getting a free $300+ gadget?

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  16. ...which makes it a scam. by j!mmy+v. · · Score: 4, Funny

    iPod Shuffle: $99
    iPod Photo: $349
    wasting your time, money, and creating a new e-mail address because you got r00ked by a net dot scam: PRICELESS

    "For everything else, there's legitimate commerce."

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    1. Re:...which makes it a scam. by ksaville00 · · Score: 1

      I am currently doing an offer right now 3 out of 5...if it's a scam that sucks if not I didnt spend any money. I think thats most people's thoughts

    2. Re:...which makes it a scam. by Nathan+Weinberg · · Score: 1

      If you're too stupid to create a junk address for this offer, or for any offer, you deserve whay you get. I created a freeipodshuffle@mydomain.com address, and had nothing to worry about (haven't gotten any spam yet, either). I was informed that my 1GB Shuffle was shipped Wednesday, and should arrive this Friday. What can I complain about? It took twenty minutes of effort over the course of six weeks, and even if I get swindled, I get a good blog post out of it.

    3. Re:...which makes it a scam. by martingunnarsson · · Score: 1

      I think any slashdotter who'd try to get a free iPod this way would create a new e-mail address *before* signing up for stuff.

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  17. Worked for me by L.+VeGas · · Score: 3, Informative

    1. I used a throwaway email account.
    2. I signed up for free AOL for broadband.
    3. I put links on my personal website.
    3. I cancelled AOL for broadband 2 weeks later.
    4. I waited about 6 months.
    5. They sent me an iPod.
    6. A week later they sent me a t-shirt as well.

    For every story like mine, there are a bucket of people that never got enough referrers. I think I got in early enough so that it was still a novelty.

    1. Re:Worked for me by Kethinov · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I must say, well done. Sometimes putting up with these little sociological hiccups can be rewarding. Sure, you're right, for every story like yours there are dozens more people who get screwed, but that's a risk you take when you sign up for these silly schemes. Nevertheless, you beat the odds. Congratulations!

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    2. Re:Worked for me by hackstraw · · Score: 4, Insightful


      7. You helped perpetuate the spamming, pyramid scheme insanity.

      I mean, even the "freecreditreports.com" is a scam that is not free. Duh, why would they pay for an ad on TV for free stuff?

      FWIW, I foe everyone that has free crap in their sigs on slashdot. This is simply something that is driven by greed, for what? A toy that any working person could buy. They are only what, $400. For the six months and bothering some unknown pyramid amount of people you could have simply saved $67 a month and just bought the thing. Poor people suck. Go ask Kenny.

      There is some degree of merit for working to obtain what one wants in life. Then there is apparently some kind of merit for those that feel the need to exert annoyance on people and exploit people to get what they want in life.

      There is no such thing as a free lunch. There is no such thing as a free iPod. For the $400 they paid you, think about how many of your beloved greedy referrers and their referrers and their referrers were somehow affected by this scheme. Lets be conservative and say it was 128 people total from you that participated, and odds are none of them got iPods. Thats as whopping $3 to "market" to each of them (with results!). Its cheaper, and I imagine more effective than any other form of "marketing".

      The good side, is that it will not last. People will be over the scam in 6 months to a year.

    3. Re:Worked for me by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      Time taken to execute all of this: several hours (not counting the 6-month way).
      Cost of iPod: $300 for a decent one.

      At my salary, it's not worth it. Just pay the cash -- and get it today instead of half-a-year from now.

    4. Re:Worked for me by PxM · · Score: 0, Troll

      Likewise for me with a Mac Mini. I did have to pay $0.99 for one of the offers, but the key is to sign up for an offer that's actually worth it rather than one of the crazy ones like diet pills.

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      Want a free iPod?
      Or try a free Nintendo DS, GC, PS2, Xbox. (you only need 4 referrals)
      Wired article as proof

    5. Re:Worked for me by Moonlapse · · Score: 1, Troll

      How early is that? I got my ipod about two months ago, and the DS shortly after that (signed up for everything else once i got the ipod). Personally, i know 3 people who got theirs assuming that they got the referalls complete. The time between getting the credit for referrers and geting the ipod/ds in my hands was only 2-3 weeks.

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    6. Re:Worked for me by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Lacking mod points, I'll simply add a Me Too
      Back when gmail was difficult to get, I gave gmail invites in exchange for completed referrals. I never promised that my referrals would get an iPod, just that I'd give them gmail if they helped me get mine.
      For the iPod, I signed up for an offer (Netscape ISP) which I cancelled with no charges. I used a mail.com address, which hasn't been hit with any more spam than usual, and I haven't received any postal junk mail or phone solicitations.
      I also did the same deal to get referrals on the freeDesktopPC site, and I got a decent Dell (2.8Ghz P4, works much better with an addtional $40 worth of RAM)
      For that, I signed up with an offer that I find valuable -- inPhone directory assistance -- so I continue to use that service.
      Again, no spam, no phone solicitations, no junk mail, no hassles.

      It's a Ponzi scheme if you consider your time and signup fees to be a "cost of participating" in the program. It's a referral based program (multilevel for multi == 2) and so it'll tank eventually, leaving tons and tons of people without enough referrals to get the prize -- far more people will be disappointed than will ever get an iPod -- but I did my best to be honest with my referrals.


      There are a bunch of knock-off sites, of course, but the gratis internet sites are exactly what they claim to be.
      If it sounds reasonable to you and you want to give it a try, there are freeiPod links all over the place. Personally, I'd kind of like to get a free flat-panel monitor next.

    7. Re:Worked for me by L.+VeGas · · Score: 1

      It probably took me about half an hour to do everything required, including putting links on my site.

      Wish I had a job that pays $600 an hour....

      Seriously, though, I never would have paid for an iPod. I thought that they were overpriced. However, I certainly wouldn't turn one down if it was easy to get, which it turned out to be.

    8. Re:Worked for me by stevesliva · · Score: 1

      The line between making a profit off someone, and "exploiting" someone is where, exactly?

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    9. Re:Worked for me by finkployd · · Score: 1

      Several hours? Who pays you a good salary when it takes you several hours to do what should take about 5-10 minutes tops?

      Finkployd

    10. Re:Worked for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice forkbomb sig.

    11. Re:Worked for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      At my salary, it's not worth it.

      I'm getting sick of hearing this crap. Your salary does not cover every waking hour or every possible activity. If you're not losing your job or taking a pay cut in order to get/make something, opting to "just pay the cash" is still a loss.

    12. Re:Worked for me by L.+VeGas · · Score: 1

      Well, you're right that I helped perpetuate the whole ponzi / pyramid scheme, but you know what? I really don't feel bad about it.

      I never spammed anyone, nor encouraged anyone to do so. I never harrassed my friends, nor annoyed anyone (about this anyway). I seriously doubt that anyone goes through the whole sign-up process without fully realizing it's a pyramid scheme. But hey, it's innoccuous. The products the advertisers are selling are real. I took a chance with very little time and no money, as did the people that signed up under me. So who does it hurt? If it hadn't worked for me, who cares?

      I'm not sure why you find this particular scheme so annoying, any more than the myriad of advertising junk you see on every website.

    13. Re:Worked for me by L.+VeGas · · Score: 1

      Oh, about last June, I think. Don't really remember exactly.

    14. Re:Worked for me by jayloden · · Score: 1

      To back up the parent:

      I did exactly the same thing, except I used an offer from MyInks (I needed an ink cartridge anyway), and I received the iPod and the t-shirt a few months later after several people completed referrals as a thank you for removing viruses for them.

      Yes, it's a pyramid scheme in that only 25% of the people could even possibly get an iPod, and yes, they use your info...but an intelligent and wary person knows that going into it and as such, I figured it was worth giving them some demographic info (mind you, you could also answer 'I'd rather not say' to some of the questions, too) and a junk email address for the iPod.

      -Jay

    15. Re:Worked for me by Moonlapse · · Score: 1

      I like how i get modded as a troll for asking a question. Some people really have it out against this free stuff =]

      --
      - I got my free iPod and a free Nintendo DS....why not
    16. Re:Worked for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you were planning to do all this at work, then?

    17. Re:Worked for me by a45 · · Score: 1

      I did the gratis ipod offer and got one for free, without spending a cent on any offers.One of my frinds, who was a 'referral' got charged $100 for not cancelling a trial offer on time.

      The gratis offers are well regarded. Gizmodo has an article about the program:
      http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/free-ipods-how-to- beat-the-system-sort-of-017801.php and so does wired:
      http://www.wired.com/news/mac/0,2125,64614,00.html

      They do also have a program for mac minis: http://www.freeminimacs.com/?r=14398898

    18. Re:Worked for me by christopherfinke · · Score: 1, Informative
      I mean, even the "freecreditreports.com" is a scam that is not free.
      As mandated by the United States government, every US citizen is entitled to three free credit reports (one from each of the nationwide consumer credit reporting companies) each year: https://www.annualcreditreport.com/cra/index.jsp
    19. Re:Worked for me by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      How is it that a person who for whatever reason, chooses not to complete the promotion is "getting screwed"? Seems to me that's the way it ought to go--if you don't fulfill your end of the bargain, you don't get your toy.

      --
      If you can't see the value in jet powered ants you should turn in your nerd card. - Dunbal (464142)
    20. Re:Worked for me by Moofie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Where you deceive that person. Any other questions?

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    21. Re:Worked for me by MustardMan · · Score: 1

      Poor people suck.

      THIS got modded up? Un-be-fucking-lievable.

    22. Re:Worked for me by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "They are only what, $400. For the six months and bothering some unknown pyramid amount of people you could have simply saved $67 a month and just bought the thing. Poor people suck. Go ask Kenny."

      You know, your comment about the free credit reports being a scam made me think you might just be misinformed, since the federal government has mandated you are entitled to one completely free credit report annually.

      However, it was the quoted statement that made me believe you were either a troll or flamebait. $400 may not be a lot to you, but you are in no position to speak for everybody else. As a college student, the only reason I have an ipod is because my school gave me one for free. Yeah, shame on me for being a poor college student, why can't I spend all my non-existent free time working.

      Poor people don't suck, they're just less fortunate than you financially.

      Now, I'm not saying I appreciate the free ipod crap any more than you do, I'm just saying that you have a piss poor attitude, and a complete misunderstanding of the facts behind the points you made.

      --
      Buy Steampunk Clothing Online!
    23. Re:Worked for me by Baricom · · Score: 1

      Not sure if you're aware of this or not, but freecreditreports.com is not annualcreditreport.com. The former is trying to sell worthless credit monitoring service, using the promise of a free credit report as a hook.

    24. Re:Worked for me by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

    25. Re:Worked for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor people don't suck, they're just less fortunate than you financially.

      Capitalism. Poor people suck. Well ok, I personally don't really feel that way, but that's how our economy works. (mostly) OTOH, I'm not the OP.

      And BTW, I don't have an iPod. Somehow I've managed to survive. Go figure.

    26. Re:Worked for me by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      I think that was his point. It's more evidence freecreditreports is a scam.

    27. Re:Worked for me by pen · · Score: 1
      1. I used a throw-away e-mail account.
      2. I signed up for AOL for Broadband.
      3. I put links on my personal web site.
      4. I cancelled AOL for Broadband after 3 months.
      5. I waited about 8 months.
      6. They sent me an iPod; no t-shirt.
      My friend did the same thing. Signed up for an offer. Got the referrals -- more than me, actually. Her account was put on hold "indefinitely".
    28. Re:Worked for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i got a free one ipod. gmail auto filters spam. am i missing something? all i had to do was bid on something on ebay, which i didnt even have to win.

      i think you're all just jealous

    29. Re:Worked for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      FWIW, I foe everyone that has free crap in their sigs on slashdot. This is simply something that is driven by greed, for what? A toy that any working person could buy. They are only what, $400. For the six months and bothering some unknown pyramid amount of people you could have simply saved $67 a month and just bought the thing. Poor people suck. Go ask Kenny.
      For what it's worth, I foe everyone that foes people from spite for stupid reasons, like "Profanity Blacklist", or the "Free iPod/Mac mini/Console/TV/Gaming system/whatever else" sigs. Not everybody has $500 to blow on a gadget. Some people would like them anyway. Some people don't have enough income to save $67 a month. Like college students on tuition.

      Spiteful people suck. Just ask Archie Bunker.
    30. Re:Worked for me by Kjella · · Score: 1

      I mean, even the "freecreditreports.com" is a scam that is not free. Duh, why would they pay for an ad on TV for free stuff?

      Yes, it is not like free stuff has ads.

      Kjella

      --
      Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
  18. Slashdot, can you help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been thinking about participating in one of those Nigerian money schemes can you tell me how they work?

  19. Equally good because the iPod showed them! by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

    If everyone says, "Damn I should have waited" then the market never materializes, the profit incentive never kicks in, and competition never makes any decent products.

    IE, the world decides the Creative Nomad is good enough, the iPod tanks, and no "equally good products" are ever produced.

    So I thank you for your sacrifice :)

    1. Re:Equally good because the iPod showed them! by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 1

      If everyone says, "Damn I should have waited", it means they've already bought the product, and so the market has already materialized.

      If the world decides the Nomad is good enough, and the iPod tanks, all that would happen is all products formerly known as iPod killers would be known as Nomad killers. However, demand is such that they will want more down the road. There is always a market; it just depends how far along the road you are willing to look.

    2. Re:Equally good because the iPod showed them! by DogDude · · Score: 1

      If everyone says, "Damn I should have waited" then the market never materializes, the profit incentive never kicks in, and competition never makes any decent products.

      You're exactly right. Luckily, there are "early adopters", many "early adopters" for geek gadgets are right here on Slashdot. They're generally categorized as having lots of extra disposable income, and they have a high demand for the newest and shiniest products so that they can be the first kids on the block with the toy. I'm not an early adopter. In fact, I wait until technology has matured at least several years before switching (ie: our business uses all parallel and serial port devices because they're tested and they're cheap). But even if I'm not an early adopter, or you're not, there always will be somebody who is.

      But sometimes, early adopters can be misleading. There were lots and lots of early adopters for PDA's, but PDA's largely flopped once they hit the mass market. In that case, lots of companies lost lots of money because the initial analysis for such products looked good.

      --
      I don't respond to AC's.
    3. Re:Equally good because the iPod showed them! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I think you hit the nail on the head as far as PDAs go. The actual market was a lot smaller than the projected market. A salesman would (and probably does) find a PDA extremely useful, because they need to manage and manipulate a good deal of info. A notebook might be better for the job, but the PDA makes up for this in portability and convenience.

      I and many others who bought PDAs found that we really didn't need the hardware for our mundane daily tasks. Contacts are more easily displayed on a full size computer screen, a rolodex, etc. Pretty much all cell phones have a contacts list built in. Grocery lists? Pencil and back of an envelope.

      So I bought a PDA way back when, because I like gadgets, but for such a utilitarian gadget, it gets little use. None. It's sitting in a drawer.

      I'm not saying that it's not useful for the road warrior type. There's definitely a niche. It's just not for everyone.

      OTOH, I think you need to re-examine the "USB fad". =)

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  20. Of course it costs you money! by DietCoke · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As others have said, nothing is free.

    Beyond that, is the deluge of spam and junk mail that you'll get worth saving a couple of hundred bucks? If you believe the studies that outline how much productivity (and thus time) is lost due to spam, it seems to me that you'll making a bad choice.

    On the other hand, I'm probably not their target market anyhow. Enjoy the spam, folks - just don't bitch at me when you get it!

    1. Re:Of course it costs you money! by galaxy300 · · Score: 1

      Speaking of the deluge of spam...has anyone noticed the amazing number of free ipod, mac mini, psps, etc in the signatures of posters in this thread? It's like they're all coming out of the woodwork today....

  21. Free? As in beer? by exley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Are you sure about that, chief? Because I think it might be free (as in speech).

    Why do so many Slashdotters insist on adding the "as in beer" or "as in speech" qualifier when it's patently obvious which type of "free" is being discussed? Oh yeah, because a lot of those people think they're really clever. In the words of Tyler Durden, how's that workin' out for 'ya?

    Personally, I'm a big fan of free (as in beer) speech.

  22. Re:No such Thing by gone6713 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know if the iPod's competition would be qualified as equally good. Most have a couple of good features but none come close to the experience that has been called iPod.

  23. Sure. by northcat · · Score: 0

    Whatever. You get a free iPod. And you can always use an email ID created just for this. (yeah, you'll get spam in your house and phone, tough luck). And you have spend a few bucks and see a couple of ads to get a free iPod which cost a lot more than what you spent. Big deal. I wish I had something like this in my country.

    1. Re:Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can just sign off these house mails too using the MAIL PREFERENCE SERVICE :D

      NO more spam!

      Same for FAX PREFERENCE SERVICE, and PHONE PREFERENCE SERVICE. Everybodys a winner, and whiner :D

      I dont even get those free pens with CapitalOne cards now :D I do sign up as Captain Kirk on company catalogues to get free Mugs and so on, handy for the kitchen :D

      You can get a crapload of freebies if you look around :D AT NO COST. NO HASSLES. IF YOU KNOW HOW TO WORK THE SYSTEM.

  24. Doesn't "free" have a meaning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From the SlashDot article:

    I'm trying not to call it a scam, because it appears completely legal, if ethically challenged.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but if a person has to buy something, even from another company, to get a "free iPod", then advertising the iPod as "free" is false advertising, no? That makes me not so sure about that "completely legal" part.

    1. Re:Doesn't "free" have a meaning? by maird · · Score: 1

      If the other thing from the other company is worth what you pay for it then you pay nothing for the iPod. Arguably buying the other thing from the other company is "authentication" only for the free iPod. You did want that BowFlex, matching luggage and super-sized viagra shaped Rolex watch didn't you?

    2. Re:Doesn't "free" have a meaning? by __aamcgs2220 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're right but you're wrong. Yes, it's illegal in most places to make you buy one thing to get another thing free. In the case of these schemes, though, you only have to sign up for an "offer," which has a free trial period involved. As long as you cancel the offer within the trial period, you've incurred no charges and that's why it's legal. The shady part is that it's not always very clear (pronounced: @#%&ing hidden) how to opt out of the offers. Most people will probably forget about it in 90 days and lose the cancellation instructions that they might not have ever found in the first place, and therefore they incurred charges. They had an opportunity to get it for free, and that's what counts. Their own neglect to cancel the offer isn't the fault of freeipods.com and it's therefore legal. So, if you do choose to sign up for one of these things, know the people you get to sign up for the offers, get them some disposable email addresses, search diligently for cancellation instructions and make sure they work, and mark on your calendar when you can cancel the offers and still get the free stuff. Your diligence and patience is how you pay for the free stuff.

    3. Re:Doesn't "free" have a meaning? by tuxmaster · · Score: 0

      Ethecly speeking yes it is not free. But in today's world lawyers and marketers can say no you are not paying for the item the item is free. Becouse technicly you are not you are paying for another service.

      --
      ~tuxmaster
    4. Re:Doesn't "free" have a meaning? by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1, Interesting

      With Gratis, you just have to do a trial offer and get your friends to do the same. The trial offer can require spending money (like an offer that involved a minimum purchase from an on-line pet store--but that was all right, I needed to nab some Frontline for the house panther anyway), or it may not. Some trial offers may even come with their own freebies, like the $20 gift card to Circuit City that I got for signing up with Buyer's Advantage.

      But you don't send money to Gratis. You don't even pay for the shipping charges (which is good when your free TV set weighs in at 110 lbs).

      Granted, as some people have said about Linux, it's only free (as in beer) if your time is worth nothing to you. But there's not necessarily any monetary expenditure involved.

      --
      Editor Emeritus and Senior Writer, TeleRead.org
    5. Re:Doesn't "free" have a meaning? by SpongeBobLinuxPants · · Score: 1

      I, being an American and told by various marketing companies that I need their stuff, want some stuff of my own. I have a computer. It is a nice computer. I would like a Mac Mini, but I work in the tech industry, so I can't afford one. So all I have to do is go to the website in my sig, apply for a Discover card that I'll never use and if 10 other people find something on that list interesting, then I get a free mac mini. Works for me.

  25. loaded topic by bad_outlook · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know seeing my sigfile makes this post look like irony, but it's on topic, and I'm posting cause I think this program is exactly as descibed in the article. Having said that, anyone who thinks their personal information *isn't* being passed around for $ right now by different 'marketing' companies is naive. Yes, if you sign up you get spam, but guess what? If you don't signup you get spam! Yes, it's a fact of life now, and is why we're all hopping from free email to free email; after time they become unuseable. Time will tell if Gmail will suffer the same fate, but spam prompted me to learn how to build a LAMP and have my own mailserver with spamassasin at home.

    End of my story is; I have many friends who have gotten their free ipod. I don't look down upon them, they made an informed choice, something I'm making sure all ppl that sign up through me do. If you don't like it, fine, but again, I see no harm, as all of this crap is going on in the background anyway.

    Sincerely
    bo

    1. Re:loaded topic by javaxman · · Score: 1
      I know seeing my sigfile makes this post look like irony, but it's on topic, and I'm posting cause I think this program is exactly as descibed in the article. Having said that, anyone who thinks their personal information *isn't* being passed around for $ right now by different 'marketing' companies is naive. Yes, if you sign up you get spam, but guess what? If you don't signup you get spam! Yes, it's a fact of life now, and is why we're all hopping from free email to free email; after time they become unuseable.

      To paraphrase :

      I know I'm an asshole, but guess what, the world is full of assholes just like me ! Get used to it!

      To be fair, your pyramid marketing scheme ( Gratis ) is not the one lambasted in TFA, and I, for whatever reason, am actually not convinced you're an asshole, I think you're just very annoying and sort of sad. I say sad because if you're being truthful, you don't have 5 friends or family members who you can organize to do what it appears some others have done with the Gratis offer- sign up for AOL and cancel after 2 weeks.

      But you are very annoying because you're spamming us all with your sig. Based on what I can gather from your user info you just opened this account today and have posted in 4 different stories. How many /. accounts do you have, and why are you so anti-social ? Gee, you don't have a domain name registered for your URL? I wonder why?!!

      I'd say you're one step from a spammer, but ... are you different from a spammer at all?? Since we all know what you're about, do you want to share with us how many free iPods you've managed to scam, er, earn?? Maybe we should have have these links in our sigs... NOT!!! I'd go on about how uncool you are, but why keep talking about what we all agree on?

    2. Re:loaded topic by bad_outlook · · Score: 1

      Ah, I love reading conspiracy theories, it's amazing how you figured everything out! I have an ipod, one I paid for, I only did the free ipods deal to help a friend get his, now I want to get 5 signups so I can get an ipod for my wife. As for saying I'm spamming /., that's insane. How many sig files advertise ppls websites? Have you ever seen the banner ads at the top of the site? That's on every page, not just the pages with my comments. I posted to give my view of the deal, I was being completely honest about it, but you just shot off as if lee harvey is back in town. Also I have 2 /. accounts, the last one I had for 3 years, but I've tired of it, and wanted a fresh start. Thanks for the welcome, please go back and read my posts, they're filled with more insight than yours. Of course I'll bet you shop at walmart, and give away plenty more than your email addy...real smart. bo

    3. Re:loaded topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes you are spamming /. asshole. Poeple advertise their sites in the sigs, Slashdot pays the bills with the banner ads (and hey can be easly blocked), but you are just Gratis' bitch.

  26. this is news? by xnerd00x · · Score: 5, Funny

    please mod this STORY down as "this is not news - just plain obvious"

  27. At Least One Part Could Be Easy by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    In other words, you're on your own out there, spamwise, and getting off the mountain of mailing lists you'll end up on will be a long walk indeed.

    Use a disposable e-mail address just long enough to qualify. So many ISP packages these days include 6 free e-mail addresses. That could be 6 iPods right there.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
    1. Re:At Least One Part Could Be Easy by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      You can ship an iPod to an e-mail address now? Wow, ain't technology grand.

  28. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  29. Whether you consider the Pyramid Scheme a scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It depends on when you retire. Current retirees love them. Those that are 30-40 will surely consider them a scam when they try to get their Social Security.

  30. Now where's that sig... by krunchyfrog · · Score: 1

    Free Ipod here!

    --
    printf($randomline(sigs.txt) \n "-- "$randomline(authors.txt));
    -- myself
  31. TINSTAAFL, old boy, and all that rot, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is your point that Loonies are as likely to speak proper English as they are to participate in High Tea?

    From where I sit, any tea on the moon would be high tea.

    1. Re:TINSTAAFL, old boy, and all that rot, what? by Thud457 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Then damn loonies are getting right soft and effete since they're no longer downtrodden by the Lunar Authority fatcats back on Earth.

      Us belters though, we've still got grit!

      --

      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  32. Re:No such Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    It's amazing that when *Sony* does something completely stupid, and releases a player that requires DRM, everyone assumes that *Apple* must be doing the same thing.

    At least, that's all I could think of, since anyone with actual information would know that the iPod has always had native support for MP3 and AAC, which are both industry-standard formats with no DRM.

  33. legitimate offers by VolciMaster · · Score: 0, Troll
    There is at least one legitimate group offering free iPods. Yes, they require you to complete sponsor offers, but they're a real company. One of the websites they run is: here.

    I know how hard it is to get away from the spammers once they get a hold of you. However, this group is at least legit.

    1. Re:legitimate offers by VolciMaster · · Score: 1

      That was supposed to be a helpful suggestion as to a legit site. Apparently somebody didn't like it.

    2. Re:legitimate offers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A helpful suggestion, that just *happens* to have your referral number.

      If you were really altruistic you wouldn't have put your number there.

    3. Re:legitimate offers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are an asshole.

  34. Re:Free? As in beer? by Ibiwan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now when you say "patently" obvious, do you mean as in Intellectual Property or Leather Shoes?

    --
    -- //no comment
  35. free iPod! by Zepalesque · · Score: 1

    So, does anyone want a free ipod? Just go the my site, click the link and... oops - nevermind.

  36. Not *the* Free iPod people by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2, Informative

    Note that this article is not about the Gratis Networks freeipod offer, which was the first and most well-known, but about one of their more sleazy imitators. Here's another article that compares and contrasts a sleazy imitator to the original Gratis Networks.

    Gratis Networks just requires you to do one single promotional offer--and get several of your friends to do the same. Unlike the fraudulent con game that most people are referring to when they say "pyramid scheme" (you know, the "send five bucks to everyone on this list and then add your name" type thing) no money changes hands between you, Gratis, or your referrals; the money is paid from the advertisers to Gratis. Click the link in my signature to find more info. It's legit. Granted, you're going to receive a lot of spam to the address you sign up for with, but that's what easily-available GMail addresses or disposable email address services like SpamGourmet are for.

    Oh, and FYI, I received my free 20 gig iPod several months ago, and just got my free 27" Sony flatscreen TV last night. And I only need six more completed referrals to get my free Mac Mini...

    --
    Editor Emeritus and Senior Writer, TeleRead.org
    1. Re:Not *the* Free iPod people by MustardMan · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      This is an important distinction, and one far too few people pay attention to. The gratis sites have a ton of news stories proclaiming their legitimacy. I've personally already completed my offers for an ipod shuffle, and am waiting for it to ship. The 20 gig ipod and mac mini will soon follow, no doubt. I have many friends who are interested in trying out the blockbuster online service anyway, so I've been getting them to use my referral links to sign up for it.

      My point is... not all pyramid schemes are alike. Sure the gratis sites still are a bit cheezy, but they seem to have a decent respect for the customer, and have a working business plan that relies not on fucking you over, but on the majority of signups being too lazy to complete their referrals.

      People blast me left and right for being a spamming asshole who is supporting some dark, evil empire, but I say screw em, a little leg work for a poor graduate student to get some technological goodies is well worth it.

      The really sad person in all of this is the guy on /. who proudly proclaims that he's foe'ing all people who link free offers in their sigs. How meaningless must your life be, to derive such personal satisfaction from ignoring some words on the internet.

    2. Re:Not *the* Free iPod people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      what are the chances of your referrals getting their flatscreens and ipods, and what are the chances of their referrals to get the same done?

      pyramid schemes ALWAYS work for the first in the club, but they end up screwing most of the people participating.

      if i want to ask my friends for money i'd rather ask them directly(that way no money is wasted for some easy life company).

    3. Re:Not *the* Free iPod people by BrianGa · · Score: 1

      What you fail to mention is that the people on the bottom aren't being screwed out of anything! The worst case scenario is that they lose their initial investment of time, as long as they choose to complete one of the free offers.

    4. Re:Not *the* Free iPod people by boingyzain · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Gratis has a nice BBB record, and they do ship out the iPods (if only a few weeks late). I ended up getting two iPods (one shipped to house and other to work), a 17" LCD monitor, and a rather crappy dell. But hey, it was all free.

    5. Re:Not *the* Free iPod people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So supporting spammers and doing participating in spamming for them is OK if you get something out of it? What about those of us who have to deal with and see all the forum, blog, etc spam you people create?

      What about how meaningless your life must be if you have such a selfish & "screw you" type of attitude? And what about selling yourself and others out to marketers just so that you can have a shinny tech gadget?

    6. Re:Not *the* Free iPod people by MustardMan · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hate to feed a troll but...

      Really, how awful is the spam here? It's a tiny little note at the bottom of my sig. I agree that people who post thousands of messages to blogs and shit just to sell their scheme are scum. Most don't do that. Most do as I do, add a little note to the bottom of a message here or there. You act like that is some horrible offense that has ruined your life forever. My free ipod link wastes no more bandwidth than somebody's stupid joke sig, and hey it might even lead someone to a service they like.

      As far as "supporting spammers"... I used a dedicated email address to sign up for the gratis network sites, three of them total. Not once have I recieved spam. NOT ONCE. Not a single message. Supporting spammers? It's specifically AGAINST the gratis network terms of service to spam your referral link.

      Selfish and screw you attitude? You have to be joking. My addition of a tiny link doesn't do jack shit to hurt anyone else. The only thing selfish about it is, I'm not going to change my own actions because some pissant crybaby can't handle a whopping sentence in my sig. I'm not selling myself out to a marketer. I signed up for blockbuster online. I like the service. I may not have signed up for it had I never seen the free ipod site. I'm not selling anyone else out to a marketer. You are free to click my link or not, it's your choice. No one is forcing it down your throat. I know it would pain you to admit it, but gratis has a business model that WORKS, and doesn't hurt anyone in the process.

    7. Re:Not *the* Free iPod people by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Well, if they work for a living, that loss of their time investment translates to real dollars, so I'd say they were screwed out of income.

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    8. Re:Not *the* Free iPod people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exept for their free which is what they were promissed.

  37. Doctors have figured out the ipod for free by acomj · · Score: 4, Informative

    The doctors wrote software that integrates the ipod.. And had their employers buy them ipods..

    Pure Geuinus..

    article 1

    article news.com.com

    1. Re:Doctors have figured out the ipod for free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how long will it be before Apple sues the doctors for violating DRM?

  38. Free iMod by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for my chance at a free iMod. Something that will let me mod Slashdot posts up or down in a trendy, mobile package.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
    1. Re:Free iMod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, you modded the 1,000 mod post. You'll never be able to mod again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

  39. It worked for me by digitalgimpus · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I participated in some offers from Gratis Internet, and it did work.

    I got my free iPod
    I got my free mac mini

    They lived up to their reputation. You can see my blog posts on getting a free iPod here. I did my best to cover every step... including the waiting.

    What I found is you typically will wait about 3-5 weeks after you complete the requirements, until something ships.

    But they do ship... and I have yet to pay a penny to complete an offer (there are typically 1 or 2 completely free ones).

    I'm currently looking at getting a Sony PSP, so if you want to help make my bounty 3: Here's the link.

    1. Re:It worked for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it seems like now 1 in 3000 people that sign up actually get their ipods. Before when they first started offering it was 1 in 1000

  40. I love it! (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  41. Duh... but also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just to set the record straight, David Lazarus isn't the Chron's "tech guy"... He's their anti-business guy. Made a name for himself exposing big businesses' efforts to screw the common person and scam artists' efforts to screw the incurably stupid.

    1. Re:Duh... but also... by kevcol · · Score: 1

      Actually he is not the 'anti-business guy' either.

      He is an investigative journalist- he covers government mismanagement as well.

  42. I know these people by aristus · · Score: 1
    They are up in ft Lauderdale; one of my friends works there. The company is growing like crazy, and the CEO seems to have the aptitude to hire the right people and do what's needed to get them to work together.

    I would not work for them any more than i would work for a traveling carnival, but keep in mind that shady != incompetent.

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    Sometimes seventeen/Syllables aren't enough to/Express a complete
  43. My experiences... by bmooney28 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Disclaimer: I haven not tried hard nor received
    my free ipod...

    But...

    Several friends of mine have... Some have even gotten free flat panel monitors,
    and even a free Dell Dimension 4000 system... Apparently, it helps to have
    a popular website to promote it...
    But the truth of the matter is that SOME of these free offers do exist... Wired
    has published stories with mixed results...

    Also, since signing up, I haven't noticed *any* increase in snail mail spam... I
    did not give out my real phone number, and no credit card is necessary. My
    throwaway gmail account has only 8 messages in it (and only 2 may be related...)
    so who knows... I am a believer for the time being....


    1. Re:My experiences... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      First I'd like to say that I'm a bit skeptical of the story. Mainly the last line:
      "I ended up selling it on eBay," Culbert said happily. "I got $400 for it. "
      Freeipods.com only has the $299 20GB iPods. When I sold mine on ebay I couldn't get more than 280$ out of it.

      My Experiences:
      FreeiPods is by far the easiest to do. So far I've reciveed 7 iPods. Yes, I know this is against their policy, deal. My first one took the longest. I was afraid I'd never get 5 people so I cheated my way up to 5. By then it was August. I hit campus like a madman. I flyered everywhere. I hit up the "For Sale" newsgroup for campus. The refferrals just poured in.

      But only for the iPods. No one seemed interested in anything else. I got my 27" TV, but just barely. I'm stuck at 6 for my FreePC. Flyering for DVD and PVP has been about useless. No one cares. The lure of the iPod is, "Oo iPod." Some people were dumb enough to sign up with their @university.edu account. MOST of my completed offers were dumb jock types.
      I haven't recieved ANY spam from Gratis. I own my own domain so every account for everything has its own e-mail address. My experience with offercentric offers has not been the same. I am constantly getting junk mail for each of the individual accounts. I know that it had to have been a sale of e-mail addresses, because some of the accounts I hadn't even completed an offer for yet. Some times I'll get 5 pieces of SPAM at the exact same time. One delivered to each of my Offer Centric e-mail addresses.

      It works. The novelty is dying off. But there are still people that still haven't heard of it yet. It takes some creative marketing to get it done, if you think by signing up you'll instantly get 5, think again.

  44. Wait, its NOT free? by GatesGhost · · Score: 2, Funny

    and i suppose you'll also be saying those penis pills are a scam too...

    1. Re:Wait, its NOT free? by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1
      I'm typing this with my penis : MY BALLS ARE ON THE SHIFT BUTTON RIGHT NOW

      So I would say "No"

      ;)

  45. Damn it by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

    Time does not = MONEY!

    You can turn time into money, but you cannot get time for money. Hence time cannot be money. If you were going to sit watching porn for an hour and instead use the time to get a free ipod you just "made money". You used time to do it, but it didn't become money. You're work became money and you worked within that time.

    So lets change it to Time + Effort = money k?

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    I like muppets.
    1. Re:Damn it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm getting money right now (about half a penny per second). I'm not making any effort at all. I Better post this AC though.

    2. Re:Damn it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, you just spent a lot of money making a stupid point.

    3. Re:Damn it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if time != money, then how can we prove that girls are evil?

      Girls require time and money, so:

      Girls = time + money

      But time is money:

      time = money

      So, in fact:

      Girls = money + money

      Or:

      Girls = money^2

      Now, money is the root of all evil:

      Money = Evil^.5

      So:

      Girls = (Evil^.5)^2

      So:

      Girls = Evil

    4. Re:Damn it by jisatsusha · · Score: 1

      You can in a sense. If you pay someone to do stuff for you (like a maid, cleaner, gardener), then you gain more free time, but at the expense of having to pay their wages.

  46. free ipods are a huge business by mcguyver · · Score: 1

    As bad as this industry may be, the companies involved are doing very well. Gratis Networks, Netblue(yfdirect/yourfreedvds.com), and theuseful.com are all growing business with millions in revenue each month. With all the available money and the fact that a sucker is born every minute, these type of free offers are not going away anytime soon. What I fail to understand is how companies like netflix, ebay, and credit cards continue to pay for lousy inctivized customers.

  47. Re:Free? As in beer? by dn15 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's because saying "free as in XYZ" demonstrates what an excellent understanding the poster has of open-source licenses. Shut up and be impressed. :P

  48. Be skeptical allllll you want by Konrad9 · · Score: 1

    The iPod connected to my firewire port that I got from Gratis laughs at you all.

  49. Back before the net bubble...freepc by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1

    Back when people thought online ads would make tons of money I signed up for a free pc (compaq presario). The catch was having ads on the bottom of my screen. I signed up, got the computer and about 4 months later they were bought out by another company (I think emachines) and they told me how to remove the ads from my computer. I still have it. My son uses it for learning games.

  50. Re:No such Thing by Trillan · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the tech specs page, the iPod can play MP3 (8 to 320 Kbps), MP3 VBR, AAC (8 to 320 Kbps), Protected AAC (from iTunes Music Store, M4A, M4B, M4P), Audible (formats 2, 3, and 4) and WAV.

    The majority of these formats are not encumbered. I really don't understand why so many people think the iPod can play only iTunes Music Store songs.

  51. Free iPod not a scam by Threatis · · Score: 1

    I signed up, put my referal link in a thread on Kevin Rose's website (http://kevinrose.com/), and got mine in about 3 weeks. Worked like a charm.

    --
    "The beast in me is caged by frail and fragile bars" - Johnny Cash
  52. Other freebies from this company by synthe · · Score: 1

    I clicked on one of their flash-based banners offering a free Xbox. The process was very similar to what was described in the article, but I only had to do one offer from each of three pages of offers. I signed up with a throwaway email account, signed up for AOL, Blockbuster's Netflix thing, and Video Professor. When I signed up, nothing was said about how long you had to stay signed up, just that you had to stay signed up until they received notice from the partner that you had. So after about a week, all three were confirmed that I had signed up, and I was free to cancel them.
    AOL was easy enough, although they really try to hold on to you, almost getting abusive when you try to cancel. Now I get tons of CDs in the mail asking me to come back. The Blockbuster thing was actually nice, as I was able to use it to compliment my NetFlix for the 2 weeks I had it, getting a total of 6 movies in the mail, plus two coupons for in-store movies. Cancelling was painless and no billing whatsoever. Finally, Video Professor was interesting. I got a set of CDs of Access training. Opened them, looked at them, and called up to return them after it was confirmed. They tried to pressure me to keep subscribed, offered to let me keep these free instead of paying the $59.99 and then send me out another set of trial CDs. Eventually they relented and gave me the RMA number. I did have to actually pay to return these, as they were more than first class postage.

    So I mailed in my "certificate" to IncentiveRewardCenter and a few weeks go by, no change in status on their website. Thinking it's a scam, and they just tossed it, I figured what the hell, I'll make sure they didn't. I re-sent in my redemption certificate, proof of delivery and signature required. Within a week, they had mailed me a check for $149.99. The check beat the postcard from Florida with the signature from TheUseful.com by a day also.
    So in conclusion, I am happy with the way it turned out. For the investment of a bit of time documenting everything, postage of one set of CDs to Utah, and a registered letter to Florida, I got 6 DVDs from Blockbuster to copy and a check for $150, which helped pay some Christmas bills. The check was actually better than getting an Xbox, new or refurbed.

  53. 2 Cents by COMON$ · · Score: 1
    I checked out several of these offers. incentiverewardcenter.com and freeipods.com

    What it breaks down to is not the spam or the unsolicitated e-mail. Those can be avoided easily by temporary addresses and friend's -phone numbers However the problem comes when you actually are qualified for the IPod, you get the runaround. Then it becomes a matter of how much is your time worth. Sure you will get the ipod but I know with the time I spent cancelling orders, offers, talking on the phone, and e-mailing, I could have earned the money flipping burgers :) If you go to places like ripoffreport.com you will find similar testimonies.

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    CS: It is all sink or swim...oh and did I mention there are sharks in that water?
  54. .Mac Addresses by varmittang · · Score: 1

    Thats why I have .Mac for my email. So that I can have 4 other addresses that that funnel into one main address. Then when one gets spammed because I gave it out, I can just turn it off, and make up a new one. So this will come in handy when getting my free iPod.

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  55. Not bad... by NeoOokami · · Score: 1

    I like how he actually did comment that some programs like Gratis's aren't QUITE as shady. If you take your time to not rush into the it blindly it's not too hard to come out on top keeping in mind you're prepared to do a little bit of work, are careful, and also get in on the game relatively early (since it does play out like a Pyramid scheme in the end.) In the end I came out with a free Mac mini. It wasn't too hard to get the referrals needed at all, though it would get harder the more you try to do. In the end I just had to wait a month, not all that much longer than someone who'd ordered a Mac mini late from Apple. My spam inflow never increased and even then I never used my primary email account for this. It seems like as long as you're careful you really can benefit but in the end I don't see this form of "advertising" sticking around for much longer. You can see my full review of Gratis and getting a Mac mini here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/neoookami/323580. html

  56. Scam and not scam... by NYTrojan · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've seen those consumer incentive places and they look pretty sleezy to me, but I DID get an ipod for free from freeipods.com. And it really was free.... with the possible exception of some junk mail to my house (easy enough to throw away) and some spam to an email account I don't use, and some telemarketing to a phone number that isn't really mine (When forced, I give out numbers that are a few digits off).

    Seriously people I don't get the "They're going to spam me under" argument. Who doesn't have access to a 'spam account' now a days? If not, get a free one from google. As to the 'deals' they make you do, if you're careful you and your friends won't have to pay a dime. The key is be CAREFUL...

    oh and avoid that consumer incentive one... but just looking at that site should be evidence enough

    1. Re:Scam and not scam... by AME · · Score: 4, Funny
      (When forced, I give out numbers that are a few digits off)

      You are a horrible, horrible person! As punishment, I hope that other people with phone numbers similar to yours also do this.

      --
      "I have a good idea why it's hard to verify programs. They're usually wrong." --Manuel Blum, FOCS 94
    2. Re:Scam and not scam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      and some telemarketing to a phone number that isn't really mine (When forced, I give out numbers that are a few digits off)

      That's *my* phone number, you insensitive clod!!

      Seriously, you're a jerk.

    3. Re:Scam and not scam... by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1

      Extra spam account? pshhhh. who needs them?

      I bought a domain name and set it up in ZoneEdit with mail forwarding (*@somedomain.com forwards to you). Then, for instance, you want to sign up for free ipods, you sign up with the email freeipod@somedomain.com.

      When you get your free ipod, you just set up an email alias for freeipod@somedomain.com to point to webmaster@freeipods.com, or something similar, and yer done.

      best trick ever.

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      ...spike
      Ewwwwww, coconut...
    4. Re:Scam and not scam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      (When forced, I give out numbers that are a few digits off)

      Why not a completely random number?

    5. Re:Scam and not scam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By now, most marketeers have been informed that the phone company now gives out phone numbers using the "*" and "#" symbols.

      For instance, my phone number is:

      1-203-4**-8#92

      It had something to do with running out of numbers.

  57. So it's finally exposed... by Mr.+Cancelled · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now maybe all you iPod owner wannabe's can remove the "Get a free ipod" link from your signature lines? For that matter, why not remove the free mini mac offers while we're at it?

    1. Re:So it's finally exposed... by Moonlapse · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Gratis is the mini mac, and it works. PWNT

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      - I got my free iPod and a free Nintendo DS....why not
    2. Re:So it's finally exposed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just add them to your "foes" list, as I do.

  58. Conga lines do the job by DigitalTechnic · · Score: 0

    Get a conga line going and it's not a hassle.

  59. The Harm is in Your SPAM by bit+trollent · · Score: 1

    It's not just the pyramid scheme operators spamming people who sign up. It's all the retards who spam slashdot and other forums day and night, injecting their worthless comments into every possible discussion, all so they can spam for the pyramid scheme they signed up for. Truly these people are a scourge on slashdot and on the internet. If they wish to sign up for this scam ("free" != $0) fine. In the unlikely occurence that they have friends they can even tell them in person for all I care. But stop spamming slashdot with your 'free' ipod sigs.
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    I spammed slashdot for my almost free ipod and you can too!!

    1. Re:The Harm is in Your SPAM by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1

      "Free iPod" sigs aren't really spam. Somewhere in your Slashdot preferences lies the option to turn signatures off giving you the ability to stop this data from even being downloaded to your PC in the first place.

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    2. Re:The Harm is in Your SPAM by bit+trollent · · Score: 1

      "Free iPod" sigs aren't really spam. Somewhere in your Slashdot preferences lies the option to turn signatures off giving you the ability to stop this data from even being downloaded to your PC in the first place.

      Somewhere in my email client preferences is the option to not download email. I like reading most sigs. Alot of them point to interesting sites or have funny slogans. I see them as a valuble component of /. comments. I don't mind when someone chooses to use them to promote a site that they made, even if it is commercial. But when a significant number of them point to the same damn pyramid scheme and it's obvious that at least some comments are just there to increase the visibility of the affor mentioned spam sig I start getting a little irritated.

      So no, I'm not going to turn on the "block sigs" option any more than I will stop checking my email, And I will continue to be irritated by spam in both.

  60. Re:Let the Flaming Begin. But! (A 'sob' story.) by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm sorry to hear you got flamed.
    Some script kiddies probably got jealous.

    I think everyone knows that this is a piramid scheme, but it also works. You just "hack" the system with dummy email addresses, and get the iPod.

    I myself found it easier to buy a shuffle, than have to nag on my friends, but I've never heard of anyone NOT getting an iPod after sucessfuly jumping through the hoops, while I did hear of people who got theirs.

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  61. I got mine in september by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 1

    I put banners and text all over my website, and i had about 90 referrals total. The 5 completed (2 were friends of mine, so really only 3 strangers completed)

    got my ipod in september. I dont notice any phone/mail spam, but i do notice email spam.. luckily only at a special address i made for free* sites

    i just got my 10th complete referral for freeminimacs on march 7.. i had like 200 people sign up in total.. should get my free mini mac soon.

    If you do it, have lots of friends or a busy site.. and make a special email address just for it

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  62. Love the harsh, guys by doc6502 · · Score: 1

    Um, we "smart" people know that if something is too good to be true, it probably is. But that doesn't make this guy's report any less valuable. It's good to know the enemy's techniques, even if you're too clever by half to fall for them.

  63. Great... by dspisak · · Score: 1

    Now I get to see an army of Slashdot comments with links to their free iPod pyramid schemes. Lovely!

  64. Re:Let the Flaming Begin. But! (A 'sob' story.) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's a pyramid schme, it's evil, it's annoying, and so on and so forth..."

    Just like Social Security. :P

  65. Other Free iPods by orionware · · Score: 0

    I particularly like the "iPod for $10!" scams where you pay ten bucks and then advertise around and get more people to pay their ten bucks. Every "cycle" the guy at the front gets his new iPod!

    what they don't tell you and lay out is that if you are #1500 on the list and the list cycles every 100 nwe signups is you are waiting for 150,000 people to sign up after you.. Good luck!

    you see these asswipes on ebay all the time selling the "plan" and people are buying..

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    Karma means nothing to me, so suck it...
  66. Sure, lets help all these people out.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By modding all these "Free XYZ!!!11" spammers down to -1!

    Above comment aside, I have to say what a "great" scheme they have going on with these Free XYZ marketings. We have people plastering these links on blogs, sites like slashdot, forums, email, etc, and yet these companies like most that run on referral spam they will not do jack about it.

    Plus they have a great thing going, all they have to do is give out a few of them, or start posting all these fake "I got mine!" type comments to get enough suckers to fall for it. Plus thanks to the internet, the friend of a blogger of a podcaster of a.... etc is even more "believable."

    Heck, they can even post sites that you can get out of being billed for the crap you much sign people up. After having AOL not honoring our cancellation of our AOL account for 3-4 months a while back, I really doubt any of these offers don't have some clause or plan in place for cases like the "purchase & cancel" I see suggested.

  67. There ain't such thing by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    There ain't such thing as a free iPod. Ever tried getting a free Disney ticket? It'll at least cost you a morning and expose you to trained time sharing salesmen.

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    I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie... (P.G. Wodehouse)
  68. Re:No such Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    HD based media players that can play music in non-DRM encumbered formats

    You mean like the iPod?

  69. Why do you want free stuff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be a man and pay for your own toys.

  70. The truth behind all free offers by Timmy+D+Programmer · · Score: 0

    Free Ipod = Getting Spammed beyond belief, your personal information sold, your identity stolen, and Oh Yea, No Ipod, but mabye an Exciting new E-Pod? (pull the string and it plays a little tune)

    Free Candy = Getting shoved into a van and touched in horrible ways

    Free Lunch = Your about to be asked for something big (Money, Favor, etc), or given lousy news

    Free Space Ship Ride = You are actually getting tricked into cutting off your own genitals, and then offing yourself as a comit goes by. Oh wait, mabye that one is legit?

    Free Study Medical Care = You are about to grow a tail and vomit your spleen out

    Free Software = You have just added your computer to the network of a million spam zombies

    Free offer to "Serve Mankind" = IT'S A COOKBOOK!! IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!!

    Like they say "if it sounds to good to be true... You are about to be eaten by aliens!"

    --


    (If at first you don't succeed, do it different next time!)
  71. Yes, some people don't get a free ipod. by usernumber31337 · · Score: 1

    Look, since it is a pyramid scheme, some people don't get an ipod. Specifically, those who don't go out and get referrals. However, if you join a conga line early enough, like before it hits 40 people, you will actually get your ipod.It's not that hard. Use a disposable email address if oyu are worried about spam, and only get an offer that you would ahve wanted anyway. Not all of us have the kind of money to buy an ipod with cash, so this is a reasonable thing to do.

    Wired has shown that this scheme is not disingenous.

    Here is the link to the various offers if you want to them yourself.
    Free ipods - the original offer from Gratis networks
    MP3 players for free - I like this one as it gives you the option of cash, much better than an ipod in my opinion
    Grab Free Gear - LCD's, gameboy's, lots of stuff


    Here is smartcongalines -they have many various offers for everything from shuffles to playstations and xboxes or mini pc's. This is good for those who are not interested in actively getting referrals, just sign up, and wait. It may take some time, but sooner or later hyou will get ipod or whatever.

    Check these out, and remember to read the small print and use your brain. If you are smart, you can benefit from this whole free ipod fad.

    1. Re:Yes, some people don't get a free ipod. by krist0 · · Score: 1

      nice addition of your referral id.

      Does that make you smart? I guess you would benifit.

      --
      all you are, is all you are, i'm so sorry for you.
    2. Re:Yes, some people don't get a free ipod. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it nice to scam people into believing they might actually get theirs, or don't you care after you get yours?

  72. They don't spam you by bogie · · Score: 1

    I signed up with my gmail account and have not received ONE single piece of spam. When you sign up you simply don't check the two check boxes about future offers etc. That was 2 months ago and still, no spam. The two people I got to do offers have seen zero spam as well.

    And not to defend their business model but they are pretty upfront about the whole thing. They don't lie to you and try to trick you in any way. The offers you have to do many times comes from reputable vendors like Blockbuster etc. And yea they cost you money. Why would you get a free Ipod by doing an offer that cost's nothing? Many of the offers there cost only $1 for a month's Trial.

    Now if I ever get to 5 referrals and they screw me I'll probably be the first to curse them out. I can't vouch for them as someone you should do business with. But I've seen several people do the offers and play by the rules and get a Free Ipod. Worst case I'm out by a $1 and a little time. Seems like a decent risk to take IMHO.

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    If you wanna get rich, you know that payback is a bitch
  73. user agreement by indianropeburn · · Score: 1

    i signed up for this "ploy" and have had no problems with it. I've known and come into contact with dozens of people who have also gone for the same scheme. Of the ones who completed the terms and offer, all of them have received their iPods/ Mac Minis/ monitor/ etc.. They haven't received any more spam than before signing up, and in the three months since I signed up, I haven't received anything extra either.

    The offers are mostly a buy in, but some are free or easy to cancel. I signed up for the Blockbuster trial which assisted me in finding that it is a completely worthless service and that I should go with another provider for online rentals. So I guess the offer almost helped me out, even. Now if only I could have had help [;-)] from two more people to complete the same, I would be happily listening to my music on the road.

  74. this is going OT but, and your point being? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ^W erases the *word* to the left (in this case =bi=), if he had used ^H he should've written bi^H^Hcomplain

  75. free ipods are great for college students by HungryWill · · Score: 1

    freeipods was great in the beginning. You can sign up for free aol broadband, 2 week trial of blockbuster, etc. $0 was spent. There's no problem with spam because you should be creating a seperate email for this anyway. Junk snail mail? College kids sometimes change their address every year. Also getting a $400 ipod for free? So worth it if you're in college. That's like 1 months rent. Maybe full time workers find it time consuming and totally not worth it. But for the tight budgeted school kid...they'll do it as many times as they can.

  76. hmmm by Sv-Manowar · · Score: 1

    the concept of freeipods is merely affiliate marketing rebranded, so that the end user does the promotion instead of the site having to.

    By getting paid per lead they give the companies which you sign up to as "offers" the companies take the risk that the user will not cancel the trial, and therefore it will be profitable, while the company offering the ipods makes a profit from the leads while buying the ipods at wholesale prices

  77. documenting the "free mini" process by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    this site has documented the process to get a free mac mini-

    it interesting that is seems more of a ponzi scheme than a pyramid

  78. iPods? Pfah, you can do better! by tigress · · Score: 1

    Now, how about a Free iSun Fire E25K?

  79. Works. by Disconnect · · Score: 1

    And was free. (Now its about $1 per person, plus a couple mins on the phone to cancel the offer.)

    And as far as telemarketing, you used your real phone number??

    proof: Mine with a photo the day it arrived. (It was $20, but only because the GF wanted to try the blockbuster dvd thing for an extra month. If I'd cancelled instead, it would have cost $0 and 20 minutes of my time doing forms - skip the marketing survey btw - and getting referrals.)

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  80. Man, what the fuck do people expect? by tekunokurato · · Score: 4, Informative

    The point of free ipod is to offer you something that costs essentially only time, as opposed to mountains of cash. That, to the vast majority of people out there, is valuable. I've got a pal who paid people to sign up for the orders for him and collected his ipod for about $50 bucks. Saved a boatload of money.

    1. Re:Man, what the fuck do people expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A free gadget. You are free not to advertise one if you won't give it to me outright.

  81. Since when have banner ads been credible sources? by P0ldy · · Score: 1

    I lost count of how much money I'm due for clicking on the monkey.

    Nevertheless, Gratis' Free*.com network is actually legitimate, regardless of whatever spam people receive. Who signs up for anything on the internet they never want to see again with their real email address anyway? Gmail invites aren't difficult to find, people.

    I received an iPod from Gratis after three months, and promptly sold it on eBay because, by that time, I didn't want it. Considering it cost nothing to sign up, nothing to complete an offer, and nothing to get my link out (posted graciously by a webmaster on a popular site), I'd say it was worth it.

    Maybe by strict definition it is a "pyramid scheme" if we dissociate it from its malicious connotations, because, by the time everyone in the world signs up, only 20% (or less) of the population will receive iPods. Nevertheless, since that isn't happening, no reason not to sign up if you can convince 5 apathetic friends to help you with little reward. But, the craze has past, and only new Gratis offers are likely to see a prompt return on your [no] cost investment.

  82. free iPod? no thanks by matt+me · · Score: 1
    they'd have to give me money to get me to use an iPod.

    its even easier to win an iPod in a competition now than it was to get a digital radio a year or so ago. and if you can't get an old-model of eBay, you can always wait for a hand-me-down when your brother thinks "that's it. i'm getting a Rio."

    how can apple still be selling so many iPods after they've flooded the market to the extent that their value is collapsing?

    i have an iRiver H120. both cheaper (and shipped with accessories) and much better (or at least geekier) - it can play ogg vorbis, has optical in and out, and can do direct encoding.

  83. Have fun with the Incentive Rewards Website by KhalidBoussouara · · Score: 1

    I typed a lame post on my blog about how you can enter almost anything into the field for the zip code. Use the web developer extenion for firefox to remove the form limit. The server still accepts it and will display what you input on the next page. Even HTML code.

    I even made an image gallery with some examples (anyone recognise the heavily pixellated image).

    I am aware this post is a lame plug for my site where I have done immature things with this. However it shows the front page is misleading the users into thinking they are exclusive.

    1. Re:Have fun with the Incentive Rewards Website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of some of the things I did when those annoying referral based spam games started showing up. It had a similar "spam the links all you want, we don't give a shit about spammers and we will do nothing about it" clause. The best part was that it was done way before these game became popular, and their programming skills were crappy.

      In addition to seeing how much crap we could put in their database, we also had fun seeing what we could do break it. One of the fun things included entering stuff for our names(i.e. STFU_SPAMMER and SpammerName_eats_crap).

  84. For those living in canada... the next best thing by Potatomasher · · Score: 1

    If free iPods are a scam, looks like free iPod Shuffle are the real deal. For those living in Canada, TD Canada Trust (one of the largest banks in north america) is offering a free iPod shuffle when switching your primary chequing account to TD.

    And unforunately looks like you cannot simply open a dummy account which you use several times and then close later. You have to use their EasySwitch program which automatically does the switch for you.

    This seems to only be available to residents of Calgary, Ottawa, Kitchener, Waterloo and Cambridge.

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  85. I got a free offer already by st3v · · Score: 1

    I was sceptical at first, but I signed up for the Free Mac Mini from the gratis internet company (I think the others are a scam). I didn't do the iPod offer because I wanted a Mini more than an iPod.

    Anyways, I got the 10 people required to sign up after a while, and they said the order is pending. I waited a while, but I realized the Minis were out of stock everywhere, so they probably can't get it from their supplier. Around the same day that Minis came back into stock a couple weeks ago, they said they shipped the Mini and I got it a couple days later! I am typing this on the Mini right now.

  86. Green Laser Pointers, recycled. by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 3, Funny

    A looong time ago, I tried the "Green Laser Pointer" scheme, a protytype of this one (I think also run by Niu). That was about three years ago. I never got the green laser pointer, but my mail server still gets about 800 spams/day addressed to the pseudo I used.

  87. Re:No such Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haha, you're such a cock. Really. Pat on the back, mate.

  88. The offer's completely legit by Whomever · · Score: 1

    I got my free ipod this week. It took a while to get all of the completions I needed since I'm not willing to push any "cancel later" offers on my friends or family.

    The email account I created for the iPod offer has stayed remarkably free of SPAM. My snail mail spam hasn't increased either. I still get 10 offers a week to re-finance my house. But, that was the normal background noise before I gave them my address. There's been no marketing that I could track back to the freeiPods offer.

    I'm really enjoying the iPod. I would not have spent the money on it. But, now that I've got it, I really think it's worth the $250 (really, any other HD MP3 player would be for that matter).

    And, if you are worried about the compatibility with linux, I haven't had the first problem. I use gtkpod. It emerges beautifully on Gentoo.

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  89. More proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this is yet another piece of evidence that demonstrates how evil Affiliate Marketing is - most all spam and these sorts of sleazy scams rely on affiliate programs to make their money - and it insulates the vendors from the [scam/spam]mers. AOL (or replica rolex) can't spam or scam themselves (because they'd be an easy target for lawsuits or can-spam enforcement), but through an affiliate program they can pay someone else to bring them customers - knowing full well (or not - but come on!) that spam/sleazy programs like this are the mechanisms being employed behind the scenes.

    Something needs to be done, at the very least the media should come down hard on companies that use affiliate programs.

  90. Fuck (as in anally penetrate) you. by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 0

    I've been seeing a lot of this lately: "Free (as in..."

    Please, stop it. It was cute for a while, but it's annoying now. If you have to explain the word every time it's used, it's simply a bad choice of an adjective. It's been like 10 years since the creation of the term "Open Source" to tackle this problem. Also, the GPL has gained enough publicity that if FSF zealots object to the term "Open Source" they can simply say "GPL".

    Mod this up if you agree with me. It's time to start making some waves.

  91. Worked for me too by suqur · · Score: 1
    I also used a throwaway email account.

    I signed up with Ancestry.com when that was available, which was a free trial. I cancelled that after a week or so, so there were no charges.

    I got 3 referrals from a gaming website's forums, and another 2 from my personal website.

    Got my free iPod after about 6 or 7 weeks.

    This was back in mid July, 2004, so I caught it relatively early.

    Pics! http://suqur.shackspace.com/idontbelieve/

  92. You can even make money on it by fawlty154 · · Score: 1

    I'm sitting on a brand new beautiful ipod, and all thanks to gratis. Me and five friends even made some money on it.

    As of a month ago, they had an offer for circuit city's rewards program or something like that. I honestly don't know what it was for sure, but they gave everyone who signed up for a $1 trial offer a $20 gift card. So here's how it worked:

    1. Sign up for freeipods.com, make sure to UNCHECK all checkboxes regarding additional email.
    2. Spend literally two minutes clicking no to all of their questions
    3. Click on the link for circuit city, fill in legitmate information.
    4. Tell a bunch of friends about it, and ONLY EXPLAIN TO THE ONES WHO ARE INTERESTED how they can get $19 at circuit city. (Note: I'm not ruining friendships this way)
    5. Cancel the circuit city offer after the gift card comes.
    6. Wait a month
    7. I'm listening to music on my ipod, shall we say, "profit"

    I made money, (at circuit city), so did my friends, and now I have a free ipod. I NEVER spammed my referral link, it was only word of mouth. Things like this can be a problem, but only for those of us without scruples.

    FWIW, I've got very little spam, and I really didn't give away much personal info.

    YMMV.

  93. What About Me? by prestonmichaelh · · Score: 1

    Well since this is fairly on-topic, anyone want to sign up for a Free Flat Screen under my account?
    **ducks head**

  94. la la la, I can't hear you by funny-jack · · Score: 1

    LA LA LA... Not listening!

    *grin*

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    You probably shouldn't click this.
  95. Re:No such Thing by javaxman · · Score: 4, Informative
    And by "equally good" you mean HD based media players that can play music in non-DRM encumbered formats, right? I'd consider that better, not equally good.

    Quick, name a non-DRM format the iPod does not play. Hmmm... oh! I know! It doesn't support FLAC, I think... though, you could convert that FLAC to an AIFF or WAV and you'd be in business, i guess...

    Just curious, why do you think iPods play only DRM formats??? Only Sony would try to do something so crazy as make a player that doesn't support at least MP3... and even they would figure it out after the it failed to sell...

  96. Legit Free iPod Shuffle contest by bteeter · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Rather than one of those complex schemes, why not just enter a free giveaway? We give away a free iPod Shuffle once per month to our newsletter subscribers. All you have to do is subscribe to our very low volume newseletter announcing our specials:

    http://www.assortedinternet.com/specials/

    Take care,

    Brian

  97. i got scammed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah i signed up when i first heard about it, and about a month later i got a cell phone in the mail from t-mobil, which i immediately sent back. then another month later i got a bill for $85 in the mail. i called...really pissed...and they cancelled my account...

  98. Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just send me you bank account info so that I can show you how it works.

    Contact me at Barister_Michael_Jackson@i-am-a-lawyer-no-really.n ull

  99. Don't forget the telespammers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if you were smart enough to use a free mail account, you still get the chance to be telespammed.

    DNC list? Doesn't apply since you opted in to their services, and they usually have a nice clause allowing them to give the number to others.

    Be prepared to be bombarded with phone calls. Don't think that caller ID will save you, even charities/surveys that have been bombarding us don't list a name or number. So while you can just ignore them, look forward to having your phone ringing a lot.

  100. Never mind the 1% by hawk · · Score: 1

    Citibank has one that has 5% on gas & groceries, 1% on everything (and possibly a 2% range, but I forget).

    The catch is a $300/year cap, which means only the first $6k of gas/grocery, about $500/month, gets it. This is pretty close to what we spend on that, so my wife & I both took one. Easier than using the one card for just gas & grocery, and the capital one for everything else. (And since most of that is wally-world, Discover is useless [only 1/4% there!])

    hawk

  101. iPod can indeed support WMA and Protected WMA. by boijames · · Score: 1
    The 4G iPods use the PortalPlayer PP5020 chipset, and the new Mini and Photos use the PP5022. Other iPods have used various incantations of this chipset.

    From vendor chipset PDFs (emphasis added by me):

    Real-time encoding of MP3 and ACELP.NET audio formats

    Real-time decoding of MP3, WMA, AAC and ACELP.NET formats

    Real-time decoding of JPEG and MJPEG formats

    TV Out-CCIR 601/656 8-bit digital video output to external NTSC/PAL decoder

    Support for up to four Enhanced IDE ...

    Supports robust data encryption/decryption, including Microsoft(R) DRM technologies

    --snip--

    Whether or not Apple choses to ever support it in the layer 7(/8) is up to them. It's not a hardware limitation. The chipset itself is pretty robust.

  102. Re:People have sold their demographics for a lot l by greppy · · Score: 4, Funny
    For an uninformed or disconected soul, the "chance" for a free iPod is well worth selling out your vital statistics.

    You mean all I have to do is tell them I'm 12" by 2" and they give me a free iPod?! Cool.

    I might drop a hint about all my ex's calling me "Rammstein" and see if they throw in a free iTMS voucher.

  103. libre vs. gratis by John+Meacham · · Score: 1

    The problem is the english language, which has one word for two different things. We should just adopt the most common terms from other languages and use those

    libre - free as in speech
    gratis - free as in beer

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  104. Moderators are REALLY anal by Quantum+Fizz · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Jeezuz, an actually on-topic post (on topic of the article AND the thread), about my actual experiences, and it's modded down to hell.

    Apparently moderators cannot adequately distinguish between unsolicited spam and a relevent article that happens to have a link to the free mac site.

    Moderators - get a clue. I'm responding to the parent about his experiences how easy people will sell their details for a free t-shirt, and how what I went through w/ the mac mini really wasn't so bad at all.

    I don't know why these moderators are so freaking anal today.

    1. Re:Moderators are REALLY anal by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Who the hell are you and others abusing signature system for your lame free scams anyway?

      This is fucking slashdot. We see slashdot ads, click on them if they interest us. We don't have to see every damn scam/spam you add your signature.

      I agree Moderators are being "anal", I think they shouldn't downmod you, they should post +5 informative and you should have fun until Slashdot bans your IP.

      Go give your ad to http://www.ostg.com/

      Free iPod mac mini etc my ass!

  105. If it sounds too good to be true... by MayorDefacto · · Score: 1
    ...yada yada yada. Seriously, I love how many people online, when talking about the free ipod "deal" always say something like, "this is real, it's defanately (sic) not a scam!"

    Aside from the bad spelling and grammar that inevitably arise in these idiotic threads, it always crackes me up that they insist "it's not a scam." Seriously, my dad taught me this at a young age, if they tell you it's not a scam, it probably is.

  106. Finally... by nighthawk127127 · · Score: 0
    ... a Slashdot story that'll put my sig to good use! Does anyone want to do an offer for me?

    Anyone? Anyone?

    Bueller? Bueller?

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  107. The article is pure FUD by vincey37 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    First of all, the company profiled, Incentive Reward Center, is not the freeiPod company. They aren't even on the radar. Gratis Internet operates the most well known freeiPod site, while OfferCentric comes in second. Both are reputable companies that have good track records shipping products and providing customer service. Secondly, the author compains about spam. Both Gratis and Offercentric do not spam your email addresses. I have had over twenty people do referrals under me with these two corporations and have had no trouble. Finally, there is the issue of paying for offers. This is a total non starter because you know the terms of each offer before you choose to complete it! There are several free offers, including the easy eFax, which even allows cancellations within the 14 day trial to be done online. I can confirm eFax does not spam either. Is getting free stuff from these sites difficult? Yes. Is it feasible? Definately. Don't let this poorly researched article scare you away if you're dedicated.

    1. Re:The article is pure FUD by diogenes57 · · Score: 1

      Actually you do get spam from Gratis. Lots of it. And they will scam you. I got put on hold by them for no good reason and they refused to hear my complaint. Their reason was that one of my referals had multiple accounts. The reason she had multiple accounts is the Gratis website was full of bugs and her account couldn't be edited after it was first created. So because she had the wrong address she had to start over and make a new account. Of course she was honest and used the same name, how could that be considered cheating? They could just count her one completed offer as legitimate and ignore her other partial accounts. So even though I had 5 legitimate referals the whole things was cancelled by Gratis because of their own website problems.

  108. let's clear up a few things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I am employed by the subject of the article.

    This is not a scam; we do ship out loads of free ipods and other goodies. You will have to sign up for offers. That's just how it works.

    We're completely legit, and no one is holding a gun to your head to get you to sign up.

    Sometimes people will qualify for their ipod, send in their certificate for redemption, and not see any change on the status page. This occurs due to the very large amount of requests. Hopefully, we'll get your ipod or whatever out to you much faster in the future, but don't worry - you WILL get your gift.

    It was mentioned that our terms and conditions mention a check will be substituted in some cases. If that happens, the check will be equal to the retail value of the item.

    Mr. Lazarus's article is laughable at best, slanderous and potentially damaging to a legal and legitimate enterprise at worst. These programs are obviously not for everyone - but for many, they get to check out a few services that they may or may not use (it introduces some people to the video rental by net/mail thing), and gets them a free ipod in the process.

    I'm a pretty moral person and wouldn't work someplace that scammed people or didn't send out the gifts they were promised. Doing so would be wrong and very possibly have undesireable criminal consequences. To sum things up, great care is taken so that anyone who signs up, qualifies for a gift by completing the offers, and goes through the process *will* get a gift, period.

    Posting AC for obvious reasons.

    1. Re:let's clear up a few things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, Sir, are a prostitute.

      El Fuego

  109. Europe ? Outside the US ? by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1

    So when is this free-ipod shit gonna hit Europe ?
    Allthough very sceptic about it all ; I -do- have 5 referrals allready lined up :)

    1. Re:Europe ? Outside the US ? by Insipid+Trunculance · · Score: 1

      So when is this free-ipod shit gonna hit Europe

      It already has :)

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    2. Re:Europe ? Outside the US ? by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      I keep clicking them, editing that lame URL like

      http://www.freebiemp3.co.uk/?r=205 , http://www.freebiemp3.co.uk/?r=222, http://www.freebiemp3.co.uk/?r=22, http://www.freebiemp3.co.uk/?r=2

      I also sent an abuse report to Slashdot and that site you referenced because of spam. I don't think those guys will take me serious and use my mail for other lame purposes.

      Thats why I paid (donated) to Spamcop $30 for yearly spamcop mail ;)

  110. And this surprises anyone? by argent · · Score: 1

    These kinds of free stuff deals have been around forever. They used to be on the back cover of Boys Fun Adventure, offering free telescopes and the like.

    The difference here is that they're offering something attractive to the /. demographic. They've grown up a bit.

  111. INCORRECT LINK by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    The real website is here . Don't visit any imposter site with "weird" characters in the URL.

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  112. free mac minis dissected by pcp_ip · · Score: 2, Informative

    It works but it's more ponzi scheme than pyramid. Only the early ones in receive anything.

  113. Economics clearly states TINSTAAFL by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Funny

    TINSTAAFL = There is no such thing as a free lunch. In this case, there is no such thing as a free iPod, as you have to not only sell your information to spammers, but also apply for offers for more services on the web as well.

    I I present a new acronym:

    TINSTAAFI = There is no such thing as a free iPod

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    1. Re:Economics clearly states TINSTAAFL by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1
      You are damaging the trendy nature of the iPod.

      TINSTAAFi

      Proceed as planned.

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  114. Now THIS one deserves a mod down by MustardMan · · Score: 1

    I'm laughing my ass off at the moderators on this one. Flamebait? My first post was about trying to clarify the difference between different free ipod schemes. Troll? My second post was addressing the AC's ridiculous claims that I'm some evil spammer from hell. These idiots post this drivel constantly on here trashing a system with blatant falsities, and get modded up, and I make a clear, concise summary of my experience with the service and get modded down with a vengeance. Slashdot moderation cracks me the fuck up sometimes. Now as the topic says, THIS post is offtopic and should be modded down as such. I've got karma to burn =)

    1. Re:Now THIS one deserves a mod down by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

      I'm similarly amazed at the moderation on my post. I've never been downmodded for my signature (that I know of) on any of the other stories to which I've posted stuff, and in fact have had a lot of comments upmodded--and I've had my conga line link in my sig for months and months now.

      I suppose the last laugh is mine, though; since this afternoon I've already gotten one more completed referral and several more potentials for my free Mac Mini. I may be getting it sooner than I'd thought. :)

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  115. I have gotten 3 free ipods... by jmcmunn · · Score: 1


    I myself have done many of these offers. 3 of them from Gratis, the company responsible for Freeipods.com. So far, from that company alone I have gotten a 20GB iPod, a 40GB photo iPod, and a 1GB shuffle iPod.

    I get absolutely NO spam from them in my inbox, and I know because I created a Gmail account just for this purpose. I have also gotten no increase in snail mail junk either.

    The offers I did cost me a grand total of $6.95. Two of them were free, and one of them cost me $6.95 in shipping and handling. I'd say that isn't too shabby.

    I get my referrals from random clicks on my sig here at slashdot, and in large part to my web site that I set up mostly for this purpose. It works well, and takes maybe 5-10 minutes of my day to post on my web site and try to get people to help me (and others) out with the deals.

    If you want to try an offer out from this company, try the free PSP link in my sig. Same company. They're legit, it is easy, and it is free.

  116. Re:Anal Retentive Moderator by aichpvee · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just shut up, no one gives a fuck what you have to say. I'll even call the whaaambulance for you. But you're getting modded down for whining about your moderation like an idiot. The original moderation was probably for your mac mini links.

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    The Farewell Tour II
  117. Re:People have sold their demographics for a lot l by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> For an uninformed or disconected soul, the "chance" for a free iPod
    >>is well worth selling out your vital statistics.

    >You mean all I have to do is tell them I'm 12" by 2"

    Obvious responses (take your pick):-

    (1) Well, if you're 12" by 2", I'd hate to think how small your penis is.

    (2) Unfortunately, that's 12" *thick* and 2" long. (Yeah, I know thickness is ultimately more important than length, but that's taking it a bit far).

  118. Cost of Time by sexistentialist · · Score: 3, Interesting

    People fail to realize that their time has value. The chump who got his $400 ipod in exchange for lots of pain with opening and closing accounts, shelling out some cash, arguing with vendors, using bunk email addresses so as not to drown beneath the deluge of spam, and so on, probably spent 40 hours overall. If you subtract the $75 from $400 and divide the remainder by 40, you end up with a cost per hour of about $8.13. I suppose that you could argue that taxes and such make the Ipod worth more, or the hours worth less, or something, but I would counter with the cost of the pain of having to deal with all of these issues.

    Another way to look at it is to compare the cost of those hours against the cost of doing something else, from an overall well-being perspective. Perhaps instead of spending 40 hours fenagling a free Ipod from some shyster in Florida the chump would have a higher quality of life doing something he actually liked.

    Maybe people just undervalue their time.

    Maybe people just get obsessed with the idea of "free."

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    Arces Network, LLC
  119. Wow, another timely article... by rinks · · Score: 1

    ...hot on the heels of the Halo 2 game review. Seriously, this offer has been gone over countless times in countless publications since its inception LAST YEAR. TechTV, among others, have run stories on it. New York Times has done the same. MONTHS AGO. I'm looking forward to the "Should we go to war in Iraq?" and "mp3: the future of music?" articles in the near future.

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    My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
    1. Re:Wow, another timely article... by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget "DARPA Moves Forward with Interconnecting Network Plan."

    2. Re:Wow, another timely article... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      No, we shouldn't go to war with Iraq. Iraq doesn't support Ogg.

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      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  120. "You don't get owt for nowt" by crivens · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The old addage holds true now just as much as it always has:

    "You don't get owt for nowt".

    If you think otherwise, you're either stupid or I'm missing something really obvious that could make me a lot of money.

  121. Re:No such Thing by Random+Web+Developer · · Score: 1

    I don't own an ipod or know much about it but:

    "Quick, name a non-DRM format the iPod does not play." .ogg?

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  122. Re:Let the Flaming Begin. But! (A 'sob' story.) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and submit a dummy email address,

    That's probably against their terms...

    Is it right to steal from an annoying idiot to feed the poor? It seems pretty annoying at least. And stupid.

    Hm...

  123. OT headphones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Besides the iPod, they also have Bose noise cancelling headphones, a Nikon digital camera,...

    I've always wondered what happens when one plays rap music through noise-cancelling headphones... does it get real quiet?

  124. Okay, let's assemble a summary by KliX · · Score: 1

    Post to this if you've suceeded via one of these systems. No point bragging, or giving methods, just reply with a 'yes, I won'.

    Anything less than 1000 distinct replies, considering this sites readership, and, how low this'll be moderated, says it's a rip off.

    [which it is]

  125. I'm shocked. by imkonen · · Score: 1

    But...I thought companies could make money by giving away free iPods, as long as they do it on the internets! I mean it seems like the profit margin might be small, but if you give enough away....

  126. Obligatory refutation by windowpain · · Score: 1

    This guy gave only a brief mention to Gratis Internet and no mention at all to J&T Cooper (Coopbro) or Offercentric. The programs of these companies are pretty transparent and entirely reasonable. Lumping them in with the likes of Incentive Reward Center is linking Kiwanis with Hell's Angels.

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  127. Re:Anal Retentive Moderator by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 0

    But your sig is spam. If you haven't been modded down for it, you've been lucky.

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  128. Subject by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    "What it doesn't say is that the offer terms will expose you to reams of spam and marketing solicitations, that the user survey is actually a lengthy marketing ploy"

    Shocked! Shocked I am! Who would have thought that giving your contact info to shady online marketers would expose you to spam and (I'm about to puke) *marketing surveys*?! Thank God for courageous reporters like this who aren't afraid to "tell it like it is."

    Too subtle?

  129. Re:Let the Flaming Begin. But! (A 'sob' story.) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    No wonder why your family is poor. They should spend their free time learning instead of goofing off with "free offers". Some people throw their time in the trash as if it wasn't worth enough.

  130. Grandparent takes the prize by BobPaul · · Score: 1

    This is shamelessly copy/pasted directly from dictionary.com. Mind the history:
    ain't Audio pronunciation of "ain't" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nt)
    Nonstandard

    1. Contraction of am not.
    2. Used also as a contraction for are not, is not, has not, and have not.

    Usage Note: Ain't has a long history of controversy. It first appeared in 1778, evolving from an earlier an't, which arose almost a century earlier as a contraction of are not and am not. In fact, ain't arose at the tail end of an era that saw the introduction of a number of our most common contractions, including don't and won't. But while don't and won't eventually became accepted at all levels of speech and writing, ain't was to receive a barrage of criticism in the 19th century for having no set sequence of words from which it can be contracted and for being a "vulgarism," that is, a term used by the lower classes, although an't at least had been originally used by the upper classes as well. At the same time ain't's uses were multiplying to include has not, have not, and is not, by influence of forms like ha'n't and i'n't. It may be that these extended uses helped fuel the negative reaction. Whatever the case, criticism of ain't by usage commentators and teachers has not subsided, and the use of ain't is often regarded as a sign of ignorance. But despite all the attempts to ban it, ain't continues to enjoy extensive use in speech. Even educated and upper-class speakers see no substitute in folksy expressions such as Say it ain't so and You ain't seen nothin' yet. The stigmatization of ain't leaves us with no happy alternative for use in first-person questions. The widely used aren't I? though illogical, was found acceptable for use in speech by a majority of the Usage Panel in an earlier survey, but in writing there is no acceptable substitute for the stilted am I not?

  131. let's clear up a few things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck off and die spammers!

  132. The offer's secret: by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

    You sell your soul to Satan inc, and various other corporate entities

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  133. Re:Anal Retentive Moderator by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    You're really no worse than the people that put flyers under windshields of cars in parking lots, in the grand scheme of things. In other words, you're an annoying nuisance.

    Make up all the rationalizations and justifications that you want. To me you're no better than someone pushing herbal life or amway, i.e., a tool.

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  134. Open request from Slashcode editors (on this topic by Ilgaz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Please guys, gals... Modify the lameness filter so the signatures having sort of referrer in the URL doesn't pass.

    I don't care if its scam or real. They give us no choice than disabling legit signatures displayed.

    This thing goes bigger each day. Stop before it becomes crisis.

  135. FREE credit reports!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Halleluja! I could make money with this goverment mandated "it's free!" thing!
    Do they have this wonderfull system in Iraq(==eyerak) too?

  136. Re:Let the Flaming Begin. But! (A 'sob' story.) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Let me just say this. I don't have a lot of money, but my brother-in-law, a schoolteacher, has even less. He is a real music lover and wanted an iPod for a long time, but he could never afford one.

    If he is a real music lover, and that poor, he could sell the iPOD and buy a cheaper MP3-player and some records...

  137. There IS Such a Thing as a Free Lunch by Morosoph · · Score: 1
    As long as the lunch provider values your well-being!

    Naturally they have to pay for the lunch in turn, so the problem of scarcity hasn't gone away, but even there we need to realise what nature has provided for free. All kinds of intellectual property are non-rival, or even anti-rival. TINSTAAFL is easy to quote, but there is little that could be more misleading. Consider children: you may be investing in your genes, but you are not investing in yourself, to be sure! TINSTAAFL is the mantra of mindless meanness IMO.

  138. in other 'news' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jimbo jones, independent inventor working out of his caravan deep in the American Ozarks has developed a method of atomating the 4X 'experience' software that we've seen advertised so heavily.

    basically he has trained one of his piano playing chickens to peck at the red and green lights as appropriate for initiating his margin trades. jimbo has mortgaged said caravan and 500 sq ft 'ranch' and expects to be putting in a bid on neverland any day now...

  139. No shit, morons. by Nosf3ratu · · Score: 0

    nt

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  140. Re:No such Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ".ogg?"

    Now name one used by anyone that ever leaves the house...

  141. Re:Anal Retentive Moderator by Quantum+Fizz · · Score: 1
    You're really no worse than the people that put flyers under windshields of cars in parking lots, in the grand scheme of things.

    No, those people still actively invade a space somewhat considered "yours". You came to slashdot, I didn't go to your space.

    My sig is more like someone advertising something on a community bulletin board or kiosk.

  142. corrected equation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're correct, but not accurate. his problem is a typo -- he's got the right inputs and the right outputs (for the context) but is misreporting the equation. to fix it, s/*/+/g ...

    we know this because of what he's counting -- the number of people involved in the pyramid. the actual equation is the sum of powers of r from 0 to n, where r is the number of referrals needed to obtain your freebie and n is the depth of the pyramid. thus:

    r^0 + r^1 + r^2 + r^3 + ... + r^n

    in the grandparent's example, r=5, n=3, and the equation collapses to:

    1 + 5 + 5^2 + 5^3 = 156

    intuitively, it makes sense that a pyramid with three levels of 5 referrers would involve ~150 people, not ~15000 people, so the grandparent's result does pass the smell test. (good job catching the typo though.)

  143. To be fair.... by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

    I don't see how anyone really gets screwed.

    I tried to get into it and completed a free offer and the same free offer under myself. I tried to get others to sign up with links on my blog, but no spamming and I didn't send them to ppl I knew.

    I never got it, but I did get some spam. Good thing is, I signed up with gMail accounts and that spam never hit my inbox once. Likewise, I imagine that I've improved their, and others spam filters because of this.

    Still, I never got the iPod, but never lost anything. I suspect anyone using a web based e-mail service from Hotmail to Yahoo! would also be pretty safe.

    It's a long shot, but something for free is almost always worth trying for. There have been books written on typical sweepstakes because someone has to win (think Reader's Digest sweepstakes, not online Swiss lotteries) and if you enter correctly it could be you. There is nothing wrong with reading the rules and trying to stick within them to get what is promised.

    These are great promotions for housewives and others who have the time on their hands. Some people just love a bargin.

  144. Questions?? by pentalive · · Score: 1

    Really, Would someone who has done this answer? Preferably someone who used freeipod

    1) what's the cheapest offer?

    2) do you have to answer any of the spam you get?
    can you actually open a trash account with hotmail or somesuch?

    3) Can 6 people be each others five friends? (can you be a friend to someone who is being a friend to you?) (boy ain't that doublespeak!)

  145. Re:Anal Retentive Moderator by aichpvee · · Score: 1

    At least the Gratis sites say they don't want you posting your links on places they aren't welcome. But as far as I'm concerned you can keep your sig if you stop posting comments.

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  146. Re:Anal Retentive Moderator by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    No, those people still actively invade a space somewhat considered "yours". You came to slashdot, I didn't go to your space.

    I see you're determined to justify your nuisance, by saying "I'm not as annoying at the flyer people, because I'm not touching anyone's car."

    I could counter with a further example of the "make money at home with your computer" signs that pollute every available square inch of public vertical surface and telephone pole where I live, but I won't, as you'll just come up with another minor difference to prove how you're not a nuisance and perfectly innocent.

    The point is, you are polluting the commons. Maybe not to the same degree as blog spammers, but you're practically there. You're like the suburban brats that come into San Francisco and bum change on Haight, only worse, because you should know better.

    I'm really surprised that you don't realize this. I wonder if you actually know what "the commons" is. Read this, so you'll know what I'm talking about.

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  147. Re:Let the Flaming Begin. But! (A 'sob' story.) by IntergalacticWalrus · · Score: 1

    "Some people throw their time in the trash as if it wasn't worth enough." ...says a guy who reads slashdot.

  148. Re:Let the Flaming Begin. But! (A 'sob' story.) by danila · · Score: 1

    You are a customer whore. And a scammer. I can have no respect for a person, who tries to cheat someone (even if it's a corporation) out of money or iPods.

    If you want to get money, sell a product for a honest price. If you want to get a product, pay for it. Everything else is just pathetic.

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  149. Re:No such Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I take .oggs with me when I leave the house with my Neuros.

    You're going to have to try harder.

  150. Re:No such Thing by javaxman · · Score: 1
    You mean Vorbis, since "Ogg is just a container file", right ? A .ogg could as easily contain FLAC-encoded audio, or is that something they say and probably support or that nobody would ever do ?

    Don't get me wrong, I really like the idea of Ogg Vorbis and, better, non-proprietary file formats in general... but... uh, well... these MP3 things seem to work pretty well and i can play them all over the place... at the risk of pissing off someone really emotionally committed to Ogg Vorbis...

    Isn't saying that a given audio device doesn't support .ogg a pretty safe bet???

  151. Evil Pyramid Schemes by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    I know that pyramid schemes are evil. How do I know? They were the villain on the old Batman live-action show. Sadly, I can't remember the episode number just now...

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  152. Re:No such Thing by Random+Web+Developer · · Score: 1

    sure it is, and use mp3 myself for the reason that it's near universal.
    I just replyed to the parent without judging the ipod device over not playing ogg vorbis files

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