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  1. Re:It's porn! on A Mobile Home for the Wired Professional · · Score: 1

    Oh, please. People who live in trailers don't have sex.

  2. Re:Best Buy with morals? on Best Buy to Eliminate Rebates · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think not. They have to have thought up something better.

    It's nothing to do with morals. Capitalism doesn't require morals. Best Buy probably spends more on customer complaints, lost customers, etc. to warrant this decision. They are self-interested, because they want to benefit the consumer.

    (Only to the point where they have to do the least and get the most. They wouldn't give up profits for the consumer's benefit.)

  3. Re:Blowjob on UCSB Student Engineers Grade Hack · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd think her popularity would increase with the amount of sucking.

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  4. Re:Short answer: no. on UCSB Student Engineers Grade Hack · · Score: 1

    According to the article, this was merely social engineering at work

    She got their SSN and Date of Birth out of her companies' database. (She works at an insurance company.) I'm not sure how much of that is "social engineering," unless I am mistaking the term.

  5. SSN on UCSB Student Engineers Grade Hack · · Score: 4, Insightful

    . If a user forgets their password, they can reset it by entering their Social Security number and date of birth, Schmidt said.

    Signa said Ramirez worked for the Goleta branch of Allstate Insurance, where she had access to the personal information of two UCSB professors who were insured with the company. Ramirez reset their passwords using private information she obtained from her job, Signa said.


    SSN stored by University and Insurance company and God knows where else. Yet it is supposed to be a secret between you and the Government.

  6. Re:Mythos? on Geeks as the Media at Notacon · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    SILENCE! Child, you are but a Lamb, and as a Lamb you lack awareness of the Almight One Three Three Seven! And Woe unto he who Fails this Test, for he is Truly not but a lamb, but also a Foolish Lamb, and shall be Eaten by many Bear!

  7. Re:Not surprising on Verisign Recommended to Keep .com & .net · · Score: 1

    Virtually every company in the IT world is connected to each other. Its like a big stupid beowulf cluster of beaurocracy that uses IPX instead of IP for its communciation protocol. Welcome to the techo-appalachians, where everyone is related to everyone else in some manner.

    I didn't know Silicon Valley relocated to Utah....

  8. What am I missing? on Verisign Recommended to Keep .com & .net · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is SAIC the 'independent company'? Who's the fox? What henhouse? I'm not sure who's doing what, here.

  9. Re:Prepare Computer For Resale on Microsoft Offers New Data-Security Scheme · · Score: 1

    Then it could automatically order you a decent computer....

  10. Insecure Cookies on Microsoft Offers New Data-Security Scheme · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Read the article. Sounds like they've made cookies, but more than one site can read them. My guess is you'd have to authorize the site to read them, but this is bad news.

    If a site can trick you into hitting "OK," they could get your info.

    Of course the site probably has to be registered with MS in some way. Maybe this is a way for Microsoft to offer a "secure browsing experience" that is also convenient. IE7 will likely view MS-approved sites as "higher security" than SSL approved sites.

  11. Re:I don't understand... on Open Source Social Bookmarking Service · · Score: 0

    ...devote my life to the Church of Icarus

    Pfft. That church will burn up and fall down just like all the other minor churches. That is if it even takes off in the first place.

  12. Re:Nice Ad on Open Source Social Bookmarking Service · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aren't you supposed to pay for ads on this site...

    Yeah, this is shameful, shameful behaviour.

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  13. Re:I don't understand... on Open Source Social Bookmarking Service · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Blogs are of some interest to me because I get to see (somewhat) how people's thought processes work that are different from my friends'. (Friends think more or lesslike their friends.) I find them oddly englightening, but of course I don't mean the "I hate my mom I hate my dad I'm gonna cut myself but not die" kind of blogs, but ones that provde actual ideas I wouldn't otherwise hear. Funny blogs or tech related blogs are also interesting.

  14. Questionable Survey on How the Spam Industry is Sustained · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have to wonder how the survey question was phrased.

    If it gave an accurate and easily understandable description of SPAM (e.g. "email from someone you had not contacted in any way or did not know how they got your email address"), it would be fine.

    But I have a feeling (having taken a few surveys in my day) that it was something more along the lines of "How many times in the past year did you buy a product after receiving an email about the product?"

    The problem there is that it covers legitimate email offers, like from Amazon, ThinkGeek, or whatever. People might even have thought it counted when they were emailed a confirmation for their purchase.

    I wish these articles would include a link to the survey.

  15. Re:Just thought this was funny on How the Spam Industry is Sustained · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The list of words most commonly hidden by the spammers from anti-spam software reveals that most spam is about the old favourites: money, drugs and sex," said Mr Cluley.

    The people buying that junk should get a Cluley.

  16. Re:Plant Superheroes! on Plants May Be Able To Correct Mutated Genes · · Score: 1

    PLUS one? Please, folks, don't encourage me.

  17. Re:Plant Superheroes! on Plants May Be Able To Correct Mutated Genes · · Score: 0

    If lovin' a cactus is wrong, baby I don't wanna be right.

  18. Plant Superheroes! on Plants May Be Able To Correct Mutated Genes · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm gonna start putting my cactus near my spider plant and praying for some of that mutated gene action.

    OK, OK... and some hot plant-on-plant action.

    OK, OK... and some hot plant-on-plant-on-me action.

  19. Re:hehehe, nice one on Beginning PHP 5 and MySQL E-Commerce · · Score: 1

    He also says he's been using PHP for 12 years "or to be exact, since 1990."

  20. Not sure I'm comfortable with this idea... on Beginning PHP 5 and MySQL E-Commerce · · Score: 4, Funny

    The title of the book is Beginning PHP 5 and MySQL E-Commerce: From Novice to Professional. I guess everybody has to start some where, but there is something worrying about someone learning their e-Commerce coding out of a book like that.

    Oh, and since nobody else has pointed it out, I think the whole review is on the front page.

  21. Poor editing on Beginning PHP 5 and MySQL E-Commerce · · Score: 4, Funny

    That front page entry is too damn short. How am I supposed to have any idea of what lies behind the "Read More" link?

  22. Re:Bill Nye on The Science Guy Returns · · Score: 2, Funny

    Incidentally, my 8th grade science teacher looked almost exactly like Bill Nye.

    That's funny, my highschool janitor looked exactly like Bill Nye.

  23. Re:Bill Nye ad sex... on The Science Guy Returns · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bill Nye: "So you see, if we take the Ultra-Glide Lubrication Of Science and rub it well over the penis..."
    Deep voice guy: "You know, Bill, I don't know that this is such a... AUUUGH!!!"
    Child Assistant Kwon: "Wahhhh, I thought we were talking about grasshoppers today... can I have my passport now?"

  24. Re:Dumb Terminals For Everyone on The PC Is Not Dead · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quite honstly, most users could work perfectly fine with a dumb terminal. All most office workers need is printer access, a web browser and basic office apps. Why do I need to set each of them up with a PC for that?

    Administrator Logs: March 22 2005

    Remote Application Usage:
    word.exe 14
    excel.exe 9
    access.exe 3
    powerpoint.exe 53
    sol.exe 13420194

  25. Re:Showing Milton Bradley how Monopoly is played on e-Scrabble gets Cease and Desist Order from Hasbro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, one Frustration after another.