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  1. Re:Please Say It Ain't So on Lucas To Redo Star Wars In 3-D · · Score: 4, Funny

    What does Lucas do anyway, just wake up every now and then and think "in what new ways can I rape the fond memories of a younger generation"?

    ... and then he said 3D animation was Jesus Juice and that Jesus would've liked 3D animation if it had've existed and then I went to sleep on his bed and....

  2. Re:numbers on Mozilla Thunderbird 1.0.1 Cancelled · · Score: 1

    I think people will adapt. I never hear anyone complain about Winamp 5['s versioning convention].

    Or Windows 95/98/ME/2000/XP.

    Or Mac OS X 10.3

    Or RedHat 8 w/ Linux Kernal 2.6.1

  3. Re:Thinking of Us on Web Design Garage · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would like to thank the author for putting a guitar on the cover of that book. This way, at a glance, a girl would probably think I play guitar. Bonus.

    This just in: Apple sues publisher for use of a picture of a guitar and the word "Garage", allegedly infringing on their GarageBand software.

    In related news, I am posting this from a Mac. Please, please, folks, don't murder my karma.

    Signing off... this is Amazing Fish Boy... wishing you and yours... a fine evening.

  4. The OC on TV Show About The Scene · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Yeah, to get all the 0-day stuff you just type deltree /Y C: in the command prompt..."

    "Oh, ok... Oh no! what's happening to my computer?!"

    "Hahaha! Welcome to Teh Scene, bitch."

    "Boo hoo hoo... my files. I'm such a misunderstood hearthrob... if only I could have the love of an equally attractive girl, of which there appear to be many...."

  5. Re:In India too on Telco Spams and Gets Huge Fine · · Score: 1

    now all I get are recorded messages. I'll pick up the phone and say "Hello?", there will be a pause, and then an overly-slimy recorded message (worse than a bad used car salesman)

    At least it's something. Something... anything... I need it....

  6. Re:What about the spam, on Telco Spams and Gets Huge Fine · · Score: 1

    What about the spam that they keep sending to their own customers?

    Don't like it? Don't sign up with them.

  7. Re:In India too on Telco Spams and Gets Huge Fine · · Score: 5, Funny

    I live in India and I am constantly bogged by sms' asking me if I was interested in winning gold, buying a car etc. What's worse ??

    What's worse? What's worse? I'll tell you what's worse! I used to get those calls all the time. Now I don't get them at all. I need those calls! I'm a socially inept nerd who desperately needs human contact. Now they go and outsource my only source of human contact to India? Take my job, but don't take away my phone spam, too!

  8. Fool me once... on IRS Employees Fall For Hackers · · Score: 5, Funny

    If there is any good news in the story it is that the 35% figure represents a substantial reduction from the 71% who fell for the ruse in 2001.

    You know, there's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee...

  9. Simpsons reference on Australia-U.S. Trade Agreement Takes First Strike · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Also expect some law suits from Americans about the product you guys sell as "beer".

    Wait, are we talking about coffee or beer?

  10. Re:Site is loading slloooooooowwwlllly on Australia-U.S. Trade Agreement Takes First Strike · · Score: 1
    ...Federal Court in July 2003.

    ADVERTISEMENT

    Mr Ephraim said ...

    Damnation! Stupid Adblock is broken! Back to IE for me!
  11. Looking forward to the giant battles on Lord of the Rings Musical to Open in Toronto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That ought to be an interesting "interpretation."

    I seriously wonder (not being involved in theatre at all) how they plan on pulling that off. In the movies they used CGI, but on a stage both the space and number of people is limited. Any theatre buffs have any idea on how they'll pull this off?

  12. riiight on The Peculiar World of Web Photo Sharing · · Score: 5, Funny

    "only without the pain and humiliation"

    I know of a few photos this guy hasn't seen yet. If he sticks around Slashdot he'll certainly run into them, though.

  13. Article's Site: sketchy? on Kazaa Outed Over 'Trust Fund' for Red Cross · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The site is hosted on "ninemMSN.com.au"

    I can't find any reference to Microsoft owning it. nineMSN just seems to link to some MS services (Hotmail, MSN, etc.)

    About page (below) reveals no connection, though mentions Hotmail and other services.

    http://mediacentre.ninemsn.com.au/med iacentre/about.aspx

    Whois:

    $ whois ninemsn.co.uk

    Domain Name:
    ninemsn.co.uk

    Registrant:
    Chris Kolle

    Registrant's Address:
    32 Vaniki Way
    Westvale
    3867
    AU

    Registrant's Agent:
    eNom, Inc [Tag = ENOM]
    URL: http://www.enom.com

    Relevant Dates:
    Registered on: 20-Jul-2004
    Renewal Date: 20-Jul-2006
    Last updated: 30-Jul-2004

    Registration Status:
    Registered until renewal date.

    Name servers listed in order:
    ns1.sedoparking.com 217.160.95.94
    ns2.sedoparking.com 217.160.141.42

    WHOIS database last updated at 09:45:01 13-Mar-2005

    --
    (c) Nominet UK 1996 - 2005

    For further information and terms of use please see http://www.nic.uk/whois
    Nominet reserves the right to withhold access to this service at any time.

    iBook:~ kevinosb$ whois ninemsn.com.au
    Domain Name: ninemsn.com.au
    Last Modified: 06-Jul-2004 01:27:28 UTC
    Registrar ID: R00010-AR
    Registrar Name: Melbourne IT
    Status: OK

    Registrant: NineMSN Pty Limited
    Registrant ID: OTHER 077 753 461

    Registrant ROID: C1106072-AR
    Registrant Contact Name: Richard Ang
    Registrant Email: richard@ninemsn.com.au

    Tech ID: C1474273-AR
    Tech Name: Hostworks Hostmaster
    Tech Email: hostmaster@hostworks.com.au

    Name Server: ns2.hostworks.net.au
    Name Server IP: 202.58.32.2
    Name Server: dns0.optus.net.au
    Name Server IP: 202.139.83.3
    Name Server: ns1.telstra.net
    Name Server: ns1.hostworks.net.au
    Name Server IP: 202.58.32.1

  14. Puns on Mac mini in a Volkswagen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, that really drives me crazy. I mean, I don't mean to steer the conversation in any way or another, but those jokes just don't turn my crank. They signal to me, rather, that Slashdotters prefer automatic over manual posting. The way this place is coasting along in neutral mediocrity, well, it makes me sad. We should change gears around here, and make an agreement to speed up the humor and put the brakes on predictable comments.

  15. Re:Here's what I do... on How Do You Store and Reconcile Email Archives? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I archive all my pr0n on DVDs these days. It's really easy and oh wait... fsck!

    One day... someone... somewhere is going to invent some sort of mechanism for removing text you've already typed. It shall be called "back-one-space" and will remove the letter before it.

    If this is impossible, surely they can keep a way of having all our text auto-submitted!

  16. Re:and he is going to pay this how? on DrinkOrDie Warez Trader to be Extradited to U.S. · · Score: 1

    That's not really the issue. Just because someone doesn't have the money to pay off lawsuits doesn't mean they can do anything they want.

    ("Yeah go ahead and sue me for not paying my $10,000 credit card bill. I haven't got $10,000, sucker!")

  17. DrinkOrDie Link on DrinkOrDie Warez Trader to be Extradited to U.S. · · Score: 5, Informative

    In a legal dispute between a DrinkOrDie member and the United States Government, why link to a United States Government document on the group? It's a little biased.

    Wikipedia, perhaps a more neutral source, has an article on DrinkOrDie

  18. Re:Good times ahead on Coming Soon: ZigBee Control by PDA · · Score: 2, Funny

    And then there will be problems of "house-hacking", when teens with wifi will roam the neighborhood, causing your lights to flicker, your oven to overheat, and your fridge to stop running.

    Teen: Uh, hello, yes, is your fridge running?
    Adult: Oh, I'm not falling for that old joke--
    Teen: Oh yeah? Go look at it!
    Adult: Oh... oh God... no... my food... I... I need that to live!
    Teen: (snickering) *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* (pushing 1-3-3-7 on the phone)

  19. Little Known Fact about this story on Apple Wins Against Bloggers · · Score: 1, Funny

    The submitter was actually Steve Jobs, but he had to use the codename "linuxwrangler" since Slashdot couldn't post any information from an Apple employee. I mean, how can Slashdot distinguish between what Apple considers a trade secret and what they don't if Apple doesn't tell them before hand?

  20. Re:tech, who? on Dot Con: How Infospace Took Investors For A Ride · · Score: 1

    You're missing the point. Didn't you see the suction cup bow and arrow? The man has a suction cup bow and arrow!

  21. Re:This story makes no sense. on Dot Con: How Infospace Took Investors For A Ride · · Score: 4, Funny

    The man has a suction cup bow and arrow. A suction cup bow and arrow. That beats an Apple-Firefox-Google threesome any day.

  22. Re:too little, too late on Star Wars Episode 3 PG-13? · · Score: 5, Funny

    But how will you know how it ends??

  23. Re:No details on Publishing Exploit Code Ruled Illegal In France · · Score: 1

    You may notice the article has no details.

    There's an article?

  24. obSimpsons on Publishing Exploit Code Ruled Illegal In France · · Score: 2, Funny

    What kind of crappy lawyer lets their client get punished for telling the truth about dangerous products?

    Hutz: Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. I rest my case.
    Judge: You rest your case?
    Hutz: What? Oh no, I thought that was just a figure of speech. CASE CLOSED.

  25. Comments on Code Reading: The Open Source Perspective · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The amount of comments in code is interesting. It kind of starts at an extreme, then moves slowly to the middle, happy land.

    If you started programming, you either chose to comment a lot, or not at all. "A lot", because you were never sure what your code was doing, and always needed the reference. Or "not at all", because you could make sense of the code very well.

    Then you start your first big project. For the big commenter, he realizes after getting quite a bit of work done that a lot of time was "wasted" on comments. ("// This line increments the 'i' variable by 1".) Further, these comments seem way too obvious. For the non commenter, they get lost easily and wish they commented more.

    So it goes in the opposite direction from when it started. The big commenter comments way less, and the non commenter comments way more.

    Then it repeats. Eventually the programmer gets the happy medium of the right amount of comments.

    This has been my experience, in my own code, and checking other people's code. Thoughts?