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Does Active SETI Put Earth in Danger?

Ponca City, We Love You writes "There is an interesting story in Seed Magazine on active SETI — sending out signals to try to contact other civilizations in nearby star systems. Alexander Zaitsev, Chief Scientist at the Russian Academy of Sciences' Institute of Radio Engineering and Electronics, has access to one of the most powerful radio transmitters on Earth and has already sent several messages to nearby, sun-like stars. But some scientists think that Zaitsev is not only acting out of turn by independently speaking for everyone on the entire planet but believe there are possible dangers we may unleash by announcing ourselves to the unknown darkness. This ground has been explored before in countless works of science fiction most notably "The Killing Star," a 1995 novel that paints a frightening picture of interstellar civilizations exterminating their neighbors with relativistic bombardments, not from malice, but simply because it is the most logical action."

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  1. The Enemy is Us by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes it does.

    We should conquer and colonize another planet first, then send active SETI signals from there instead.

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    1. Re:The Enemy is Us by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't think of it as active SETI,think of it as a survey marker for the new hyper-space bypass.

    2. Re:The Enemy is Us by Flibz · · Score: 5, Funny

      They, for one, should welcome their human overlords...

    3. Re:The Enemy is Us by lonesome_coder · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'll drink a few pints to that.

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    4. Re:The Enemy is Us by davidsyes · · Score: 0

      Had I the money, I'd build innumerable, high-powered, long-range transmission stations and signal.... "COME and GET us... I DARE you! Just TRY to take on our "leaders"..."

      This would be a "weapon of mass redaction" cleaning up the worst of the humans around...?

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    5. Re:The Enemy is Us by trolltalk.com · · Score: 4, Funny

      We're in bigger shit than you can imagine - they've already seen our "I Love Lucy" repeats ... and now that they've seen Aliens and Terminator, the *know* we're dangerous, and need to be exterminated. They are a bit worried about our ability to travel through time, as demonstrated by our having received technology from our future from something called "The Federation", so they'll just nuke us from orbit. After all, its the safest option.

    6. Re:The Enemy is Us by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We should conquer and colonize another planet first, then send active SETI signals from there instead. Send out signals from a planet -- lol.

      Build a partial dyson sphere around a somewhat nearby star, even just a vast network of satellites, and use them to turn the light of the star on and off to send an unmistakable binary message. Occasionally this binary message can contain the encrypted 'log' of visitors, so that we can find out about them from any vantage point in the universe (but they ostensibly can't locate us like with some directional signal, unless they can trace our 'subspace signature' somehow).

      This would over time 'draw' aliens to the star while giving some protection against hostile civilizations. We should be looking for something grand like this, not some 'hydrogen times pi' nonsense.
    7. Re:The Enemy is Us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      But what about all the aliens that the "Historical Documents" such as the missions of Commander Taggert and the rest of the crew of the NSEA Protector have saved? I mean, sure Gilligan's Island and those "poor people" and all - but the Historical Documents rocked...

    8. Re:The Enemy is Us by Xsydon · · Score: 1

      This message is brought to you by: Glagnar's Human Rinds - It's a buncha, muncha, cruncha... human. [crunch]

    9. Re:The Enemy is Us by tristian_was_here · · Score: 1

      Imagine if we were causing interference to those poor aliens watching TV.

    10. Re:The Enemy is Us by OriginalArlen · · Score: 0

      . They are a bit worried about our ability to travel through time, as demonstrated by our having received technology from our future from something called "The Federation", bah humbug! Orac was developed by an independent scientist and the Liberator was the product of an alien civilisation. The Federation only produced instruments of oppression -- laser probes, CCTV up trees, self-healing alarm circuits and the like.
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    11. Re:The Enemy is Us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This will protect us from whom? Beings who have mastered interstellar travel but can't crack AES?

    12. Re:The Enemy is Us by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hyper-space bypasses are planning matters. They have nothing to do with whether or not we send signals into space.

      I'd be more concerned about what we're sending being interpreted as an insult, except that the subsequent invasion force would probably be eaten by a small dog.

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    13. Re:The Enemy is Us by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Build a partial dyson sphere around a somewhat nearby star, even just a vast network of satellites, and use them to turn the light of the star on and off to send an unmistakable binary message. Yeah, but do the Vulcans use ASCII or UNICODE?
    14. Re:The Enemy is Us by davidsyes · · Score: 0

      Yeh, but when they see Dr. Smith from the Jupiter II, Ken Starling from the Aeon, and the scantily clad women of Space: 1999 and UFO....

      But, if one alien looking like Sharon Valerii appears... mmmm baby... I'd trade in 3/4 of the SElected politicians to be her experiment...

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    15. Re:The Enemy is Us by Idefix97 · · Score: 1

      Maybe we will finally get back in touch with Lister!

    16. Re:The Enemy is Us by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      they'll just nuke us from orbit. After all, its the safest option.

      You're right. Earth is clearly in danger from the alien menace. We need to prepare our defences - turn over all industry to the project, immediately. Build our own war fleet.

      But the Earth's governments will not do this - they don't take the threat seriously enough. There's only one possible solution.

      VOTE SAXON!

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    17. Re:The Enemy is Us by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > [...] so they'll just nuke us from orbit. After all, it's the only way to be sure.

      Fixed that for you.

    18. Re:The Enemy is Us by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      I'm sure a nice pair of alien boobs to oogle will make the dissection much more pleasant.

    19. Re:The Enemy is Us by rapidweather · · Score: 1

      Isn't it going to take a long time for the signals to get there?

      By that time, will we be gone?

      Surely by the time they get "here", we'll be gone.

      Unless of course they can travel through space faster than we now think is possible, to get here and do whatever it is they are going to do to us. Our signals, however, take their time getting there, they can't do anything about that.
      Do you suppose there is a reason so called "intelligent civilizations" throughout space are "placed" so far apart?

      The dream that Mars would have "beings" has gone up in smoke long ago, if that had been true, then a short trip, "War of the Worlds" style would have been our undoing.

      All the other creatures out there in space are too far away, really far away, to interact with us in any way.

      Only recently, in the history of man, have we been "sending out radio signals". Anyone have an idea of some possible locations, star systems, etc. in the Universe these signals have already been passing by, available for "them" to decode?

    20. Re:The Enemy is Us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they're afraid of Superman, The Doctor and all good guying guarding Earth, as they should be.

    21. Re:The Enemy is Us by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      Sure, as soon as immortality (or damn close anyway) for humans becomes possible. Before that, I don't see this kind of project being particularly appealing to any large number of individuals, seeing as any results would be seen in, I don't even care to speculate how many generations at earliest. Projects where the payback comes after you're likely to have evolved into a new species many times over are a little tricky that way.

    22. Re:The Enemy is Us by kahrytan · · Score: 1

      Thump..Thump..Thump..Thump.. I just can't get the drumming noise out of my head. Seriously, I can't. Can't anyone get that annoying drumming noise out of my head?

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    23. Re:The Enemy is Us by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Meh, I don't stare at her boobs. I love her smile, the way she rolls her eyes, her gait... she's kewl...

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    24. Re:The Enemy is Us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Build a partial dyson sphere around a somewhat nearby star
      Should only take a couple of weeks (at least that's what my thesis supervisor would say).
    25. Re:The Enemy is Us by debrain · · Score: 1

      Build a partial dyson sphere around a somewhat nearby star, even just a vast network of satellites, and use them to turn the light of the star on and off to send an unmistakable binary message.

      I wonder what the reason is that, among the billions of stars we can see in the sky, we haven't observed another civilization doing this already.

    26. Re:The Enemy is Us by eonlabs · · Score: 1

      Give a man a relativistic rock, and he'll destroy a world today.
      Teach a man to make a relativistic rock, and he'll destroy worlds for his lifetime.

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    27. Re:The Enemy is Us by Ajehals · · Score: 1

      wonder what the reason is that, among the billions of stars we can see in the sky... That's probably a good start as to why we haven't seen it yet, well tht and the potentially billions of stars we can't see too...

      Although the whole building a dyson sphere around a star in the first place may pose technological problems for any civilisation.
    28. Re:The Enemy is Us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've already done enough damage with sending out the signals and gluing all the plaques and records to the spaceships: "hellooo! here's where we are, here's what we look like, here's what we're made of, here's how smart/dumb we are - COME AND EAT US! It's all gonna end in tears.

    29. Re:The Enemy is Us by Jbcarpen · · Score: 1
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    30. Re:The Enemy is Us by mr_beanz · · Score: 0

      Of course they use ASCII. Everyone knows that all aliens speak good ol' American English.

    31. Re:The Enemy is Us by crowbarsarefornerdyg · · Score: 1

      "Actually, since I'm still alive, technically it's _vivisection!_"

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    32. Re:The Enemy is Us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they're watching our TV shows they better be prepared to pay for it... And how.

    33. Re:The Enemy is Us by chthon · · Score: 1

      Or sprayed with insecticide (this reference is very obscure, but it is SF).

    34. Re:The Enemy is Us by The_reformant · · Score: 1

      Send out signals from a planet -- lol. Build a partial dyson sphere around a somewhat nearby star, even just a vast network of satellites, and use them to turn the light of the star on and off to send an unmistakable binary message. Occasionally this binary message can contain the encrypted 'log' of visitors, so that we can find out about them from any vantage point in the universe (but they ostensibly can't locate us like with some directional signal, unless they can trace our 'subspace signature' somehow). This would over time 'draw' aliens to the star while giving some protection against hostile civilizations. We should be looking for something grand like this, not some 'hydrogen times pi' nonsense.


      Pfft! Turning stars on and off lol.

      Oscillate the curvature of spacetime or even change a set of physical constants. Occasionly this 11 dimensional message can contain an encrypted 'log' of visitors .....

      ... we should be looking for something grand like this, not some dyson sphere nonsense.
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    35. Re:The Enemy is Us by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      What if we just rock out relativisticly?

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    36. Re:The Enemy is Us by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      I always thought they'd attack because "Single Female Lawyer" got cancelled.

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    37. Re:The Enemy is Us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...unless they can trace our 'subspace signature' somehow).

      This would over time 'draw' aliens to the star while giving some protection against hostile civilizations...


      Oh my ghod, what utter utter rubbish. The day you represent earth in negotiations with aliens, I'll go right ahead and use one of their ray-guns - to blast myself.

    38. Re:The Enemy is Us by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Do you think it's just possible that an advanced civilization would understand the difference between fact and fiction?

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    39. Re:The Enemy is Us by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

      Build a partial dyson sphere around a somewhat nearby star, even just a vast network of satellites, and use them to turn the light of the star on and off to send an unmistakable binary message.

      Sure, and then we'll piss off all our alien neighbors for having our holiday decorations up year-round.

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    40. Re:The Enemy is Us by trolltalk.com · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "Do you think it's just possible that an advanced civilization would understand the difference between fact and fiction?"

      Hopefully they'll be further advanced than ours, and not mired in superstition/religion/whatever.

      Of course, any contact with ANY alien civilization would quickly spell doom for many religions, such as christianity, which would become irrelevant.

    41. Re:The Enemy is Us by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      An alien race would not nuke us. They would just release a virus (or nanobots) that would kill all human DNA. Problem solved. Planet not really affected.

      They would definitely use that if for some weird reason they wanted to use the planet for something else. Of course the reality is probably they are watching us and we are one of the few channels on their reality shows - Survivor Earth. For the next few hundred years at least we are nothing more than an amusement park and a real life teaching/research tool.

    42. Re:The Enemy is Us by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      Better do it quickly.

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    43. Re:The Enemy is Us by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      The Doctor might last a few milliseconds against The Blight and other truly frightining stuff, but dust motes like Superman, Green Lantern, and so on wouldn't.

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    44. Re:The Enemy is Us by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      "This is crazy...it would be like us stepping on some ant hill in Africa."

      "And how guilty would we feel if we stepped on an ant hill in Africa?"

      "Damn, you pwned me!"

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    45. Re:The Enemy is Us by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1

      To be sure of what? The OP's comment made more sense.

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  2. Maybe it does! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's stop txing!

  3. How is this different from Radio, TV Signals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Has this man figured out a way to send signals faster than radio frequency or light? Surely, evidence of our noisy bickering between each other will be interpreted long before his signals anyways. And what about the satellites we have cruising away from our solar system?

    I don't think what Active SETI does is really going to matter at this point in time.

    1. Re:How is this different from Radio, TV Signals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think what Active SETI does is really going to matter at this point in time.

      Only because you don't understand the inverse square law.

    2. Re:How is this different from Radio, TV Signals? by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      It doesn't matter how many radio or TV or any other kind of signals we pollute space with. Everybody knows that we aren't going to be contacted by any alien races until we build a warp drive so they can detect the warp signature.

    3. Re:How is this different from Radio, TV Signals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto with the "It's a bit late now viewpoint"... And if there's any ET's out there, they probably got a nice set of blips to our whereabouts (if they were paying any attention) thanks to above ground nuclear testing. Not to mention stuff like Starfish-Prime experiment EMP event which probably caused the magnetosphere/ionosphere to ring a bit (and perhaps more loudly than broadcast radio or RADAR.)

    4. Re:How is this different from Radio, TV Signals? by gwait · · Score: 1

      Exactly, the signature from a nuke is far more powerful, and sends a troublesome kind of message...

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    5. Re:How is this different from Radio, TV Signals? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Everybody knows that we aren't going to be contacted by any alien races until we build a warp drive so they can detect the warp signature. Seeing as a "warp signature" is apparently just a big white flare in space, we should be able to detect their warp signatures first.
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    6. Re:How is this different from Radio, TV Signals? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't we hear the captains log first?

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    7. Re:How is this different from Radio, TV Signals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whaddaya think those gamma ray bursters are? (and their distance is just an optical illusion, 'cos of the warping, see?)

    8. Re:How is this different from Radio, TV Signals? by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Wouldn't we hear the captains log first?"

      The captain would have to be taking an incredibly homungous dump for us to *hear* the sound of his "log" ...

      Then again, in such a case it wouldn't be flushable, which explains "the captain's mess".

    9. Re:How is this different from Radio, TV Signals? by jamstar7 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      A "There goes the neighborhood" signal?

      Main problem I'm seeing with the 'Oh, no, we're all gonna be FOOD' crowd saying we should hide from any possible extraterrestrial contact is that yes, our radio signals are out there. At the current distance, the 'radio shell' is extremely weak. It's that pesky inverse square law. To get an idea, it'd be on the order of detecting a gnat's fart during a heavy metal rock concert. In New York City. From Buenos Aires.

      Do I advocate Active SETI? You bet. Who knows what ET can teach us til we make contact? Of course, with our history we're liable to be declared a slum & placed offlimits til we get our heads on straight...

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    10. Re:How is this different from Radio, TV Signals? by Brother+Seamus · · Score: 1

      How is this different from Radio, TV Signals?
      One would assume that an alien civilization would be looking for signs of intelligent life.
    11. Re:How is this different from Radio, TV Signals? by Yazeran · · Score: 1

      Not much if you substitute 'Radio and TV' with 'Military Radar' like the BMEWS systems which transmit at very high power and uses directional transmission instead of transmitting in all directions simultaneously. Any radio station (or TV) uses non directional antennas for transmission which invokes the inverse square law with distance. Directional transmissions (like Radar) can be detected much further.

      Although radar does not as of such transmit any useful information it is monochromatic (or nearly so) and pulsed indicating a clear artificial origin.

      So in effect, the Aliens may not watch our reruns of Seinfeld but they will detect the BMEWS signals and likely correctly identify them as military radar and thus the result of an aggressive species worried about incoming attacks and thus possibly someone to be taken out while they can..... (take a sphere of anything solid 1 mile in diameter and hurl it with 0.99 c at the earth should do the trick)...

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    12. Re:How is this different from Radio, TV Signals? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You got moderated funny, but I wouldn't be surprised if you are correct. In order to maintain a civilisation over even a small number of star systems you need either faster-than-light communication, or much slower-than-human life cycles. Having two or three generations between sending a message and getting a reply simply would not work. You might send out your latest technological developments, and receive others, but there would be little personal communication.

      If there are aliens with a spacefaring civilisation, they are either slow, and thus unlikely to bother contacting us for a few thousand / million years after receiving our radio messages (a time period they will view as short-term), or quick, and thus unlikely to be interested in a civilisation so primitive that they are still using light-speed communications. If it's the former, we are likely to have serious problems communicating with them.

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    13. Re:How is this different from Radio, TV Signals? by hughk · · Score: 1

      Most HF and LF transmissions are designed to be caught and bounced by the ionosphere. VHF and UHF transmissions are designed to shoot horizontally rather than vertically. Yes, they will still eventually go 'over the horizon' but they will be much attenuated by then. For BMEWS ansd so on, yes they are intended to go into space but again, they aren't necessarily directional enough. However, they did manage to get a false-alarm triggered by a moon-rise off Thule.

      As for pulses suggesting an artificial origin, there have been some issues with this before (discovery of pulsars).

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  4. You can't protect yourself against the nonexistent by s20451 · · Score: 0

    There is not one iota of evidence that there exists one other intelligent form of life in the universe. Go google for Fermi's paradox, I won't even give you the obligatory wikipedia link.

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  5. It's too late by KillerCow · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If you read the second link

    ...the television broadcasts we have so rashly been transmitting to the stars for the last 50 years..


    Stopping people from deliberately sending signals is not going to make us invisible. We've been sending signals for decades.
    1. Re:It's too late by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      Stopping people from deliberately sending signals is not going to make us invisible. We've been sending signals for decades.

      It might be worth it, in that case, to try send out some signal explaining that the really powerful signals they get are just television. I'd rather the Vulcan survey ship not see American Idol, but if we've got no choice about it, we might as well try to assert with a different broadcast that, despite all the other evidence, we are in fact 'intelligent' beings.

      Or maybe I speak too soon.

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    2. Re:It's too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but a lot of people don't realize that TV doesn't carry nearly the same intensity/strength as a directed signal...

      From TFA:

      A sphere of omnidirectional broadband signals has been spreading out from Earth at the speed of light since the advent of radio over a century ago. So isn't it too late? That depends on the sensitivity of alien radio detectors, if they exist at all. Our television signals are diffuse and not targeted at any star system. It would take a truly huge antenna--larger than anything we've built or plan to build--to notice them.

    3. Re:It's too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People of earth! We demand you bring us the one called 'The Fonz' for our strategic leaders have determined that he who controls 'The Fonz' controls the world!"

    4. Re:It's too late by had3l · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, and we all know that we shouldn't send mixed signals to our enemies. That's why I propose we nuke the moon to prove we mean business.

    5. Re:It's too late by cmacb · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not too late...

      If these alien civilizations support the MS Outlook protocol we can simply send out a retract message and clean it all up before they notice.

    6. Re:It's too late by Stanislav_J · · Score: 1

      If you read the second link..."the television broadcasts we have so rashly been transmitting to the stars for the last 50 years"...Stopping people from deliberately sending signals is not going to make us invisible. We've been sending signals for decades.

      All of which have probably had the same effect as putting up a big sign that says, "WACKO PLANET -- STAY THE HELL AWAY!"

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    7. Re:It's too late by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that Lerr, ruler of Omicron Percei 8, was demanding to see the end of "Single Female Lawyer".

      Jeez, don't they teach American History anymore?

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    8. Re:It's too late by LMacG · · Score: 1

      Insert Futurama/Single Female Lawyer joke here.

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    9. Re:It's too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People of earth! We demand you bring us the one called 'The Fonz' for our strategic leaders have determined that he who controls 'The Fonz' controls the world!"

      So Pinky and Leather control the world?

    10. Re:It's too late by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      We've been sending signals for decades.

      TV and radio signals aren't detectable very far out; IIRC, out past about the orbit of Saturn they're all lost in the noise. The only thing that gets out to interstellar distances are some radar pulses, some satellite telemetry, and a handful of deliberate high-power transmission.

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    11. Re:It's too late by ACS+Solver · · Score: 1

      Too late in every sense. We've been transmitting our location for 50 years, and it's also too late to do anything even if someone is coming after us. If you assume a civilization that has the capability of interstellar travel, it can be taken for granted that their technology would be so far ahead that they'd be able to eliminate Earth's defenses and occupy it within hours. If there is a hostile civilization with sufficient technology out there, we're fucked anyway. Our hope would be that:

      1. By the time it'd be possible to track us down with those signals, we'll reach a sufficient level of technology to defend our planet (or will have died off by then);

      or

      2. The hostile civilization would, for whatever reason, not consider an invasion of Earth to be worth the time and resources.

    12. Re:It's too late by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Then, when the protocol fails to permit redaction/retraction... yell...

      "LOOKOUT!"

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    13. Re:It's too late by console0 · · Score: 1

      Stopping people from deliberately sending signals is not going to make us invisible. We've been sending signals for decades.
      At least after February 2009 they'll need one of those dumb converter boxes.
    14. Re:It's too late by zoomshorts · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes we have been sending crap into the known universe for 50
      or so years.

      This timeframe is but a fly fart in a hurricane, galactically speaking.
      What makes anyone think that intelligent beings will be looking for
      old 'I Love Lucy' episodes, freely radiated into the cosmos?

      Not to worry. Please tell Al Gore also.

    15. Re:It's too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the moment that works our cover is going to be blown again by M$ sending out an enormous flurry of lawsuits...

    16. Re:It's too late by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

      We are going to have to do a lot of explaining to Gharglax when he hears all of those old Amos and Andy episodes.

    17. Re:It's too late by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Look-- if I gave in to every little special interest group...

      http://xenon.xe.net/inthumor/ih_038.htm

    18. Re:It's too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      See, you people? Everybody laughs at Hollywood's suggestion to install DRM in TV signals, but if it had been done from the start, problem solved. And even if they did decrypt the signals, we'd just sue them with the DMCA.

    19. Re:It's too late by ortholattice · · Score: 1

      True, but a lot of people don't realize that TV doesn't carry nearly the same intensity/strength as a directed signal...

      I agree that individual television signals will almost certainly be too weak to be decoded into the I Love Lucy program.

      However, there is another type of information being transmitted - the fact that there is a transmission at all. Someone else will have to calculate the numbers involved, but I would guess that the existence of TV signals (not as TV per se, but just as relatively narrowband frequencies) could be detected vastly further away if they were integrated over a period of say years or decades.

      What the alien would see would be a spectrum of oddly but precisely spaced average frequencies (based on FCC / other gov't channel allocation) that didn't correspond any known natural process, and the alien might conclude that the signals are most likely artificially generated. Perhaps even the average bandwidth could be inferred in some cases, giving a rough indication of the information rate of the modulation, if they suspect the signals are used for communication.

    20. Re:It's too late by mseidl · · Score: 2, Funny

      They are probably more advanced and using Thunderbird. They are probably getting a winmail.dat file!

    21. Re:It's too late by sentientbeing · · Score: 1

      We should nuke each other first.
       
      Then send a signal 'We told you we were hardcore'

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    22. Re:It's too late by Delkster · · Score: 1

      If they're really advanced, they might actually be able to figure out how to use Evolution, and even not to crash it.

    23. Re:It's too late by tajgenie · · Score: 1

      I'm sure any alien civilization that can receive radio waves also uses gmail.

    24. Re:It's too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but the switch to cable television has STOPPED the TV signals. Within a few years, they won't even be transmitted anymore. All that will remain are a few modest communication signals; it's possible an alien race will think we're mostly wiped out and ignore us.

      Anyone listening will notice that "The Day The Earth Stood Still" is no longer being broadcast, but instead, there's a vast amount of unintelligible text-message babbling on cell phone frequencies. It might not be unreasonable to think that all that's left of us is a fleet of relatively stupid maintenance droids, all babbling at each other over wireless.

      Heh heh...

    25. Re:It's too late by samkass · · Score: 1

      Yes, old episodes of Single Female Lawyer may reach Omicron Peresei 8 with enough signal strength to pick out of the background noise. But newer episodes transmitted digitally may not. And my FiOS television signal probably doesn't give off enough EF to read from the moon with the best antennae. If human's technological progress is typical, it seems that an emerging civilization probably has about 50-100 years of "noisy" existence before the technology becomes efficient enough that the radio spectrum quiets down. A century may sound like a long time to be vulnerable, but it's a big sky. I'm not too worried.

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    26. Re:It's too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An interstellar species that is capable of being a threat to us is most likely to find us regardless of us doing SETI or not.

    27. Re:It's too late by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      They can get gmail on their iPhones?

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    28. Re:It's too late by nitro316 · · Score: 0

      have to agree with ya. I have always supported Lunar Destruction. I am hoping during the next presidential election this will be brought up for debate. But the politicians always have a way a skirting the real issues and focus on unimportant topics such as Health Care and Foreign policy.

  6. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watching TV for an hour is enough prove for me already.

  7. UFOs of the 20th century by michaelmalak · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The UFO theorists (I try to keep an open mind, but I find the existence of UFOs less than probable due to lack of evidence) say that UFOs started visiting (or started visiting heavily) in the middle of the 20th century in response to the nuclear bombs going off. Perhaps someone more versed in science could tell us whether that or Hitler's speech at the 1936 Olympics is easier to detect from space.

    1. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by nine-times · · Score: 1

      That's pretty silly. First, on a cosmic scale, nuclear bombs are *tiny*. I don't see why they would be noticeable. At this point, we can't even figure out how to detect a planet as small as Earth orbiting even the closest star, and nuclear explosions are tiny compared to the size of the Earth.

      Second, even if you detected them, it doesn't seem like there'd be anything particular to flag them as a sign of intelligent life. They aren't a continuing pattern or signal-- they're just explosions. Explosions happen throughout the universe all the time, so a handful of explosions set off randomly over the past 50 years wouldn't be worth investigating even if someone had equipment sensitive enough to detect them.

      Finally, the universe is a very large place, and I don't see any reason to believe that, even if there were aliens advanced enough to detect something so small and curious enough to spend their time looking for nuclear explosions, that they would be within a few light-years already. I know a light-year is a very long distance, but not compared to how big space is. So if the aliens were only a hundred light-years away, they still wouldn't be seeing a signal of broadcasts or nuclear explosions for a while. And that's not even an issue of having technology advanced enough to see that far-- if Einstein is correct, then there's simply no possibility of having sensors that can see beyond their light cone.

    2. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by linuxpyro · · Score: 1

      I try to keep an open mind, but I find the existence of UFOs less than probable due to lack of evidence


      I woke up early one morning and saw something small, bright and sparkly moving through the sky in odd patterns. I'm not sure what it was; you might say I couldn't identify it. And it was definitely flying, and I think there's a good chance it might have been some sort of object too, but I can't prove it.
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    3. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      Do massive fission explosions happen in nature? If so, where?

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    4. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I happen to agree with you, but I suspect that Einstein is about as correct as Newton. Not exactly wrong, but missing a lot of data.

    5. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by db32 · · Score: 1

      Fireworks being fired from weather balloons. Case closed. Don't ask any more questions.

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    6. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you do a little research, there have been widespread reports of UFOs and alien encounters since the late 1800s. Also, look into it a little - there are sightings - and photographs taken - nearly EVERY DAY around the world. I would say the evidence is overwhelming.

      There's lots of videos, eye witness accounts, and news reports too. What other evidence do you want? A US government acknowledgement? The FEMA emergency worker handbook contains a section on what to do if a UFO crash lands.

      Clearly however I would say the aliens who have visited have no mal intent, or they would have shown it by now. If they just wanted our resources and to eat us, it would be long done, as clearly their technology is vastly superior.

    7. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Perhaps someone more versed in science could tell us whether that or Hitler's speech at the 1936 Olympics is easier to detect from space.

      I've heard that mentioned a lot, that maybe they'll see our Hitler broadcasts and immediately loathe us.

      Why?

      We think he was horrible, but why would we believe for an instant that an alien might think the same? Maybe some of the powers-that-be up there are scratching their chitinous chins thoughtfully, impressed that we have such men.

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    8. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do massive fission explosions happen in nature?

      Massive? Possibly not.

      If so, where?

      If you set your threshold a little lower, Africa.

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    9. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by Trespass · · Score: 4, Interesting

      People started seeing UFOs about the time they stopped seeing angels. Line noise.

    10. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      The FEMA emergency worker handbook contains a section on what to do if a UFO crash lands.

      I would be fascinated to read that. Have you a link?

      Question, though: why do you still call them 'Unidentified Flying Objects' when you've clearly established beyond any reasonable doubt that they're Grey scout ships from Zeta Reticuli? I mean, they're identified flying objects then.

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    11. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Still, if it's possible, even with advanced technology, to view things outside of our light-cone, it would have huge consequences. We continue to look for ways around this, but we have no real reason to believe that it's possible to get around it.

    12. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by 32771 · · Score: 1

      Well it is convenient to look for this double peak signature:

      "Atmospheric nuclear explosions produce a unique signature: a short and intense flash lasting around 1 millisecond, followed by a second much more prolonged and less intense emission of light taking a fraction of a second to several seconds to build up."

      From here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Nuclear_Detonation_Detection_System

      But why would you want to drag any scientist into this UFO mess to declare that any easily detected energy burst must have attracted aliens.

      I would rather say that all this new technology which was used in WW2 together with the paranoia over an axis landing on US soil and the emerging threat posed by the sovjet union just caused some people to go over board. My guess is that the second world war + cold war put enough people in pilots seats to confront them with a rather unfamiliar view of earth and high stresses too. I would assume that their reports of unidentified objects (Project Blue Book) lent more credibility to some sensationalist stories by some nutcases and with that you had this UFO hysteria going.

      What? You are trying to tell me that so many people can not go wrong? Just look at the internet bubble and how so many down to earth people misjudged the capabilities of some web startups.

      I think Occams razor cuts my way, human fallibility is always something you can count on.

      Somehow I think one should try to do a statistic on those sightings and see whether they would fit the sort of development any mass hysteria would take. (Not some correlation with silly nuke tests or Hitler speeches) This wouldn't rule out real UFOs obviously
      but prove my point for a change.

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    13. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      The UFO theorists (I try to keep an open mind, but I find the existence of UFOs less than probable due to lack of evidence) say that UFOs started visiting (or started visiting heavily) in the middle of the 20th century in response to the nuclear bombs going off.

      Naturally. That was the big thing in Fifties SF: it was all about the Bomb, and The Power Of The Atom. Atomic energy awoke Gojira. It brought Michael Rennie to Earth with his robot. It gave many men in tights their strange powers. So it was the Bomb that attracted the UFOs, too.

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    14. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by EgoWumpus · · Score: 1

      Question, though: why do you still call them 'Unidentified Flying Objects' when you've clearly established beyond any reasonable doubt that they're Grey scout ships from Zeta Reticuli? I mean, they're identified flying objects then.

      Because the acronym "IFO" is already in wide use in the government?

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    15. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      There's lots of videos, eye witness accounts, and news reports too. What other evidence do you want?

      Something that explains why these ultra-advanced aliens can fly here from far far away, sit in orbit or buzz the White House without ever showing up on radar, yet always find drunks in the middle of nowhere to fly real slow over. If they are so advanced as to make spaceflight easy in a craft that is atmosphere-capable, you'd think they'd have powerful telescopes so they wouldn't have to get so close that they'd be easily identifiable by the naked eye, but could observe from orbit. There is absolutely no logic in the actions of the UFOs if they were aliens. There is a lot of logic behind it if they were governemnt projets, atmospheric abberations, and other such suggested explanations.

      Clearly however I would say the aliens who have visited have no mal intent, or they would have shown it by now. If they just wanted our resources and to eat us, it would be long done, as clearly their technology is vastly superior.


      If they didn't have mal intent, why haven't they revealed themselves and announced their presence? Is it because they want to remain unknown, but their advanced technology is incapable of concealing them from a bunch of monkeys, or is it because they don't exist?

    16. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming the UFO's (probably just probes) had detected nuclear explosions, but to them it was "look! over there, these guys are destroying themselves!" so they all came to watch. only to find out it was just a bunch of kids playing with fire crackers.

      'look up and wave, there is someone watching you!'

    17. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Do fission explosions give off any kind of radiation that doesn't happen in nature? If so, what?

      It's been a long time since I studied anything relating to nuclear bombs, but besides being big explosions, what do they really give off? An EM pulse? Are there not occasional EM pulses in space, naturally? And how hard would it be to detect that pulse from outside our solar system? Nuclear reactions give off neutron radiation, I guess, but neutron radiation isn't that weird, and how far is that radiation really going to get? You get some other radioactive debris scattered about, but that's not going to count for much in terms of getting detected by an ET. What else is there? I don't remember. Gamma rays? Whatever it is, it's not on the level that it will stand out too terribly in a universe that has things like pulsars and supernovas.

      I know nuclear bombs have a lot of notoriety, but they're still mostly just bombs. They aren't magic. It's not like they give off radiation and chemicals that don't otherwise exist. Or someone correct me if I'm wrong... All of my argument is based on what I can remember of physics and chemistry from school.

    18. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by cowscows · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At an even more basic level, even if an alien race was able to read the radio signal and construct it into an audio/video feed, would they really be able to understand it enough to form a useful opinion on what it meant? The idea of a universal translator is nice for sci-fi shows, but it doesn't seem very likely that a short speech meant for native speakers would enable someone(particularly someone with no previous knowledge of any human language)unfamiliar with the language to make any real sense of it. There just wouldn't be enough context to figure out the meanings of all those sounds. It's probably not even reasonable to expect an alien race to be able to make assumptions based on the speaker's tone and attitude like a human could.

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    19. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by tilandal · · Score: 1

      People seem to have some odd notion that aliens are out there looking for radio waves. This strikes me as foolish. Radio waves only travel at the speed of light and as such would be stupid to use as a means communication through deep space. This leaves 2 possible scenarios. #1) Its not possible to travel faster then the speed of light. There is very little to fear for aliens because anything that functions on our timescale is unlikely to care enough to send matter through deep space to reach us. #2) It is possible to travel faster then light. In which case an advanced civilization would be unlikely to be looking for radio waves as they would be using some faster method of communication and we would be virtually invisible to them.

    20. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Very true. But even if they did, would it sound inherently bad to someone who had no idea of our morality and values?

      Hitler: We must exterminate the Jews! They are destroying our society!
      Kodos: Wow. Whatever Jews are, they sure are causing that guy a lot of grief. Wonder if he gets it under control?

      Since only a small fraction of news on both sides of the issue was televised, ET might not have enough context even to know that we thought it was bad (although they'd know that at least some other factions didn't like him and his plans, even if they didn't really understand all the reasons).

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    21. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by camperdave · · Score: 1

      The only public utterance Hitler made during the Olympics was the simple message: "I proclaim the Games of Berlin, celebrating the eleventh Olympiad of the modern era, to be open." http://www.historyplace.com/worldwar2/triumph/tr-olympics.htm. If that's enough to tick off the aliens, then we're toast no matter what we do.

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    22. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      Massive? Possibly not.
      Hmmm. Last time I checked, these things were kind of massive. :-P
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    23. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I try to keep an open mind, but I find the existence of UFOs less than probable due to lack of evidence

      We've got plenty of evidence of UFOs. It's crazy to think that every flying object ever observed has been identified.

      UFO != alien. You're not doing anybody (either extraterrestrial hypothesis believers or skeptics) any good by confusing the issue. The fact that UFOs exist is not really at issue; the issue is what they are.

    24. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by scaryjohn · · Score: 1

      I've heard that mentioned a lot, that maybe they'll see our Hitler broadcasts and immediately loathe us.

      Wasn't it a part of Flash Gordon: The Movie, that Ming the Merciless saw early German TV broadcasts and thought Hitler would be a good guy to buddy up to?

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    25. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      Yea, that's true, in the sense that the UFO phenomenon is a psychological side-effect of the whole cold war nuke-scare.

    26. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. Last time I checked, these things were kind of massive. :-P

      Hmmm. Last time I checked, those things weren't powered by fission. :-)

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    27. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Do fission explosions give off any kind of radiation that doesn't happen in nature? If so, what?

      Well, they're certainly more intense and focused than can be explained by a normal earthlike planet.

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    28. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Something that explains why these ultra-advanced aliens can fly here from far far away, sit in orbit or buzz the White House without ever showing up on radar, yet always find drunks in the middle of nowhere to fly real slow over.

      Have you ever considered the possibility that those drunks in the middle of nowhere make more noise than the average person because they have less to lose? Influencial politicians from Jimmy Carter to Barry Goldwater have expressed interest in UFOs. Gordon Cooper, one of the early astronauts, described his numerous UFO sightings while working for NASA.

      IMO, most recent UFO sightings are more likely to be experimental though human piloted crafts than alien spaceships but from Ezekial's wheel in the Bible to the "flying earthenware vessel" sighted over Japan ~827 years ago strange objects in our skies are nothing new.

      If they didn't have mal intent, why haven't they revealed themselves and announced their presence? Is it because they want to remain unknown, but their advanced technology is incapable of concealing them from a bunch of monkeys, or is it because they don't exist?

      How much effort did Jacques Cousteau undertake to hide his presence from ocean fish? It didn't matter if they saw him. It doesn't matter if we see them.

      LK

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    29. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ah, now he shows promise."

    30. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      Doh!! I fail it. :(

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    31. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by nine-times · · Score: 1

      But what I'm saying is, they wouldn't be intense enough to get anyone's attention unless they were already specifically monitoring Earth, and monitoring it closely. And even then, they'd have to be looking at just the right time to catch the explosion.

      I mean, really, how can we even tell the explosion happened here on Earth. If our equipment is sensitive enough, we can pick up seismic activity. If we go sifting through the rubble we can find radiation. But AFAIK, detonating a nuclear bomb won't even give you a flash of detectable radiation on the other side of our planet. If you do get radiation very far away, I suspect it would be from the fallout, and not from the explosion itself. And that's just on our planet, which is incredibly small in comparison to the known universe.

      I wouldn't want to downplay the danger of nuclear fallout, but the amount of radiation released in a nuclear bomb's explosion isn't that enormous. It's enough to be deadly to people, and it's enough to poison our environment. However, it's not enough to make the heavens sit up and take notice in a universe filled with huge flaming balls of fusion reactions.

    32. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by jtn · · Score: 1

      Stars operation on fusion, not fission.

    33. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by skeeto · · Score: 1

      But UFO's do exist. Any object that is flying around but is unidentified is, by definition, a UFO. Doesn't need to be an alien.

    34. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hitler invaded other countries who did not threaten him with the aim of enriching his homeland, Germany.

      Bush invaded other countries who who did not threaten him with the aim of getting himself re-elected.

      And we still think HITLER is the worst politician?

    35. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Godwin'ed

    36. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by ExecutorElassus · · Score: 1

      Miss Manners (!!) before she was Miss Manners, had a really cute article about alien civilizations that basically came to the same conclusion: why would they even care? It's kinda like that weird dude told Richard Gere in The Mothman Prohecies:
      Richard: But they're more advanced than us; couldn't they just explain themselves?
      Weird Dude:You're more advanced than a cockroach. You ever try explaining yourself to one of them?

      Somehow, I have a feeling ET is more on the level of the freaky telephone-creatures that kept calling Gere up, rather than the cockroach (which would be us). In that case, the idea of them coming to reveal warp technology to the cockroach that's waving its antennae at them seems kind of absurd.

    37. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      How much effort did Jacques Cousteau undertake to hide his presence from ocean fish?

      About as much as Steve Erwin did to conceal himself from the critters he was playing with. In both cases, they were overt in their inspection of the creatures. However, are you saying that they both would ignore the large groups of creatures they were interested in and instead would look for the lone creature off by itself to look at and photograph? No? Oh, you mean someone studying something would want to study as many as possible in the shortest time? Well, when a UFO hovers over Times Square at noon, I'll think your explanation is something other than rationalization. There is no logical reason for aliens to act in the manner that UFOs act. If they don't care if they are seen, as you say, why are most at night/twilight? About the most logical reason you could give to contradict my statement is that the aliens would never find Times Square because it doesn't have the New York Times there, for which it was named, nor is the square square.

      Also, why is it that all unidentified objects must be aliens? Why is it that any of them must be aliens? There is no reason that they should be aliens, and there is no evidence that any UFOs are aliens other than "if we can't explain it it must be XXX" where God used to be in the XXX, but UFOs being angels isn't sexy anymore (and yes, long ago there were reports similar to UFOs that would be reported as angel sightings) so we make up new explanations. In fact, it is a religion. Belief in something that has no proof, no evidence, and isn't falsifiable. UFO nuts are irrational cultists that believe in something they have no reason to believe, other than they are mentally ill. Well, actually, I think less of them than that, but I'm just being polite.

    38. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      However, are you saying that they both would ignore the large groups of creatures they were interested in and instead would look for the lone creature off by itself to look at and photograph? No? Oh, you mean someone studying something would want to study as many as possible in the shortest time?

      Not necessarily. IF aliens exist, IF they're coming here, IF they are studying us, we still have no concept of what their motivation is or why they do what they do. We can't apply human logic to the actions of a technologically superior species.

      Well, when a UFO hovers over Times Square at noon, I'll think your explanation is something other than rationalization.

      You're an uninformed idiot, why would I ccare what you think?

      If they don't care if they are seen, as you say, why are most at night/twilight?

      Why do flashlights seem to work better at night? Same reason, because a dark background makes a luminous object easier to see.

      There is no reason that they should be aliens, and there is no evidence that any UFOs are aliens other than "if we can't explain it it must be XXX" where God used to be in the XXX, but UFOs being angels isn't sexy anymore (and yes, long ago there were reports similar to UFOs that would be reported as angel sightings) so we make up new explanations.

      People STILL report sighting of winged humans. And 800 years ago people were reporting things that are similar to what we now call UFOs. Google for "flying earthenware vessel".

      In fact, it is a religion. Belief in something that has no proof, no evidence, and isn't falsifiable.

      Many religions believe in things that are demonstrably false. Like those people who still believe that men have one fewer rib than women.

      Well, actually, I think less of them than that, but I'm just being polite.

      As I said before, you are an uninformed idiot. It doesn't matter what you think.

      L

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    39. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      As I said before, you are an uninformed idiot.

      Ah yes. Anyone that doesn't believe the way you do is wrong, and not only wrong, but an idiot as well. Rather than informing the uninformed, you insult them. That only creates the perception that you are the idiot, reagrdless of who is informed of what. And no, your "UFOs exist because people think they do" is not informing anyone of anything.

    40. Re:UFOs of the 20th century by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1
      You are not an idiot because you disagree with me.

      You are an idiot because of the idiotic statements you've made.

      Let me refresh your memory
      • There is no reason that they should be aliens, and there is no evidence that any UFOs are aliens other than "if we can't explain it it must be XXX" where God used to be in the XXX, but UFOs being angels isn't sexy anymore (and yes, long ago there were reports similar to UFOs that would be reported as angel sightings) so we make up new explanations.


      For thousands of years, people reported seeing things in the sky that are nearly identical to the UFO reports of today, even in cultures that don't believe in the judeo-christian-islamic concept of angels. Google "flying earthenware vessel".

      LK

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  8. obvious by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

    Inter-stellar communication would almost certainly be perceived as representing the entire planet. No attempt at doing so should be made until some sort of world government has the authority to represent the entire planet.

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    1. Re:obvious by planckscale · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yeah I mean if I was going to send a message to outer space it would be of a sexual nature like: "We are looking for the ultimate orgasm." or "Send us your women with the big jugs." Forget this "we come in peace" crap.

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    2. Re:obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I mean if I was going to send a message to outer space it would be of a sexual nature like: "We are looking for the ultimate orgasm." or "Send us your women with the big jugs." Forget this "we come in peace" crap.
      Maybe you're looking for that, but I don't think you have the right to "represent" everyone. I'm looking for a giant rock hard cock that spews fluffy white rivers of man goo like a fucking volcano.
    3. Re:obvious by Spasemunki · · Score: 1

      Inter-stellar communication would almost certainly be perceived as representing the entire planet.


      What possible reason could anyone have for believing that? There's no data to make any sort of conclusion about alien attitudes towards government, or even if a comparable concept exists among the giant, mono-cellular vacuum-dwelling beings of Dog Doo 12 who eat UV radiation and poop gamma rays. Even assuming (for no particular reason except playing nice with 50 years of sci-fi) that aliens are human-like, if they are capable of receiving and decoding interstellar transmissions, they're at least as smart and sophisticated as we are- which means that they would already be aware that you don't need a world government to build a big radio transmitter.
    4. Re:obvious by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Unless they have no concept of separate governments. Perception is reality, as they say. If somehow they've developed a unitary governmental system and never really needed something more (say they have a tribal/familial heirarchy) there's no reason for them to understand the concept of "more than one authority".

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    5. Re:obvious by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Imagine you're in a foreign country with no idea how to dress, no idea how to speak the language and their customs (and body language) are completely different. You also have no idea what their general temperament is. Pointing and yelling at someone in this situation is supremely dumb. Is pointing rude? Is it a request for sexual favor? Is the yelling considered agressive, or will they understand that you're merely trying to communicate? For all you know, eye contact is enough to make them attack you. It's also possible that they're extremely tribal, and that anyone different from them is someone to be enslaved.

      There is no way to determine what an alien intelligence is going to do or think, so our best bet is to continue our lives and try not to draw undue attention to ourselves.

    6. Re:obvious by spazekaat · · Score: 0

      Yeah I mean if I was going to send a message to outer space it would be of a sexual nature like:


      Or maybe: "Click on http://universal.best.sex.toys.univrs/ to receive your 20% discount on the Universe's best VI@GRA !! Best VI@GRA available, made only on Earth !!!"

  9. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by rumith · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem is, we don't want to have one iota of a chance that the aforementioned evidence arrives to us in the form of an interstellar bombardment.

  10. Obligatory Stargate reference by psychicsword · · Score: 1

    It will be known as the alpha site and when the GOA'ULD send all their JAFFA to destroy it we will make Beta site

    I'll leave the Star Trek references to others

    1. Re:Obligatory Stargate reference by doktr+thunder · · Score: 1

      they'll head straight for sector 001, Sol III. But they won't be trying to contact us, instead they'll accidentally wreak havok upon our species by trying to contact Megaptera novaeangliae.

      Luckily some of the population is aware and hopefully will have invented time travel by then.

  11. Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How many of you have considered the possibility of Crypto-terrestrials? We keep looking amongst the stars for other intelligent life while ignoring the evidence that it has been here on earth all along.

    Consider this - what if the intelligence behind UFO events, both modern and pre-1940's UFO events like Fatima or Lourdes - is the same intelligence that appears in stories of Fey folk (elves, dwarves, sylphs, succubi, etc)?

    What if we've been looking to the stars when in fact they've been here all along, just as bound to the Earth as we are?

    1. Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > What if we've been looking to the stars when in fact they've been here all along, just as bound to the Earth as we are?

      What if no proof or evidence of their existence whatsoever comes to light? What if they are never detected, ever?

    2. Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by bofkentucky · · Score: 1

      Chariots of the Gods, read it, get a good laugh, it pretty much covers that topic.

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    3. Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Does this mean I have to apologise to all the otherkin I've trolled?

    4. Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by Sciros · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh well in that case our magic will work against them so we're fine. Magic doesn't work against extraterrestrials, that's the issue here. When dealing with aliens you can't just wave a wand or plant some beans or pull some sword out of a rock, no sir. You need to either use a gigantor gun with like twelve barrels and a 200-lb magazine that doesn't ever run out of ammo, or cybernetic implants in your body that give you superhuman strength and agility. And while we're not quite far enough on cybernetic implants and gigantor guns that non-Shaq people can even lift, magic's been around for years.

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    5. Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by Yold · · Score: 1

      I have absolutely no reasonable basis to believe this, but I share a similar opinion.

      Areas like the Bermuda and Dragon's triangles sit on top of very deep sections of the ocean, and the same lines of longitude. What if all the strange incidents have to do with something extra-terrestrial sitting on the ocean floor? And the disappearances occur when you see something that you shouldn't. In other words, wouldn't the deepest parts of the ocean be a good place to hide?

    6. Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by kent_eh · · Score: 1

      I'd almost forgotten about that.
      My high school physics teacher showed "Chariots of the Gods" to us as an exercise in critical thinking.

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    7. Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      You forgot to take your pills this morning didn't you?

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    8. Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      I appreciate your honesty in saying that there's no reasonable basis. Out of curiosity, why would something with the power to do things attributed to the Bermuda Triangle stay hidden?

    9. Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Yeh, I worry about Crypto-Terrestrials all the time... Like, politicians, presidents, ...

      See their planetary unified bulletin at:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptosporidium

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    10. Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

      Or other alternatives:

      Terence McKenna UFO Experience
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF5-OTJNdi4

      Oversoul as Saucer by Terence Mckenna
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-YF5ryVN-4&feature=related

    11. Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Funny
      Areas like the Bermuda and Dragon's triangles sit on top of very deep sections of the ocean, and the same lines of longitude. What if all the strange incidents have to do with something extra-terrestrial sitting on the ocean floor? And the disappearances occur when you see something that you shouldn't.

      The most merciful thing in the Universe, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate its contents.

      For the love of all that is good and decent, and for the sake of your own sanity, and for the good of the restful sleep of all the civilisations of mortal men upon the dry crust of this earth under the hideous stars, do not continue this line of thought... The abomination that lies below the wave is too horrible even to name. I cannot bear the thought of what lurks waiting and dreaming in the endless dark night of the Abyssal plain... it calls to me endlessly... darkening even the bright dawn of earthly summer with its sickening evil, crawling behind my eyes and corroding all joy with the knowledge of the distorted vastnesses of ancient uncaring... Ia! Ia! Ph'nglui mglw'nath Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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    12. Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Magic doesn't work against extraterrestrials, that's the issue here.

      It works well enough against Superman.

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    13. Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by Sciros · · Score: 1

      Touche. I got nothing on that. He's pretty much the exception to the rule, though. (Ok, him and Zod... I don't know about Supergirl since she gets replaced every few years by a dumber version.)

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    14. Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by wilder_card · · Score: 1

      Actually most of these races are said to be allergic to either silver or iron, or both. Guess what's all around us now, all the time? The last elf was killed in 1921, when he was accidentally splashed with used photographic developer. Tragic, really.

    15. Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Its occurred to me that, should extraterrestrials with faster-than-light capability exist, the last thing that they would want would be the human race to discover that FTL travel is *possible*.

      Consider if we merely found out that it *was* possible without actually finding out any of the details of how it worked.

      Currently our research in the direction of FTL is severely impeded by the overall consensus among physicists that it is impossible. Therefore our scientific community is rather close-minded on the subject.

      If it were demonstrated that this were wrong and we had some proof that FTL were indeed possible, we would start to research it with an open mind.

      Sooner or later we would figure it out.

      And then the extraterrestrials nightmare scenario would begin; the human infestation of the galaxy.

      So, no, I don't believe for a moment that extraterrestrials have or would make themselves known to us by doing stunts like flying around in UFOs or making secret deals with governments and the like.

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    16. Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How utterly transparent. You say it like spreading human life across the galaxy is a bad thing.

    17. Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by yoprst · · Score: 1

      Consider this - what if the intelligence behind UFO events, both modern and pre-1940's UFO events like Fatima or Lourdes - is the same intelligence that appears in stories of Fey folk (elves, dwarves, sylphs, succubi, etc)?
      it's the same intelligence indeed. look no further than the mirror in you bathroom

    18. Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by yoprst · · Score: 1

      I prefer the Flying Spaghetti Monster as an explanation. It's just as groundless, but much more fun.

    19. Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your question is already superseded by the Fermi Paradox: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox

      If FTL travel was possible, the galaxy would *already* be swarmed over by some older race. We wouldn't be able to colonize anywhere, because anywhere our colony ships arrived would already have an established alien civilization.

  12. LOLZ what are you? by kaoshin · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Chickened of aliens? Bwak Bwak Bwak!!!

    1. Re:LOLZ what are you? by JamesP · · Score: 1

      I second that

      All attempts to send signals to aliens should involve exclusively pictures of LOLCats

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  13. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    There is not one iota of evidence that there exists one other intelligent form of life in the universe.

    As sublimely demonstrated by the parents' post, there's certainly little evidence of intelligence on this world, why should we expect to find any elsewhere?

  14. SETI is a waste of time by log1385 · · Score: 1

    I think that SETI is a waste of time. It's freakin' miracle that there is life on earth, let alone intelligent life. What are the chances of finding another intelligent species?

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    1. Re:SETI is a waste of time by Free_Meson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What are the chances of finding another intelligent species?
      Given enough time, approximately 100%.
      The impending heat death of the universe may prevent us from having enough time, however.
    2. Re:SETI is a waste of time by kilo_foxtrot84 · · Score: 1

      I think that SETI is a waste of time. It's freakin' miracle that there is life on earth, let alone intelligent life. What are the chances of finding another intelligent species? Pretty close to zero, if you make no attempt to look.
    3. Re:SETI is a waste of time by chrism238 · · Score: 1

      As soon as we find other life, the probability of us finding it was 1.

    4. Re:SETI is a waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To this day i've seen no proof that intelligent life exists on *this" planet...

    5. Re:SETI is a waste of time by evanbd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There may be other obstacles to us finding another civilization, you know. The heat death of the universe isn't the one I'd worry about.

    6. Re:SETI is a waste of time by log1385 · · Score: 1

      Enough time in this case is infinity.

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      Seek and ye shall find.
    7. Re:SETI is a waste of time by wkitchen · · Score: 1

      What are the chances of finding another intelligent species?
      Does it matter? Not finding it is also an interesting result. It tells us something that we did not previously know (by giving us something more than mere speculation about how rare it must be). The more thoroughly we search, the more interesting the negative result becomes. Unless, of course, we find something. But that would be even more interesting, wouldn't it?
    8. Re:SETI is a waste of time by Free_Meson · · Score: 1

      Most treatments of the Fermi Paradox assume intelligent beings that evolved on planets would remain on and exclusively colonize planets. If an intelligent species colonizes a system by exhausting its resources (constructing a true Dyson sphere consisting of millions upon millions of independent platforms, not the one from Star Trek) then the delay between system colonizations would be much greater. I doubt it will make sense to colonize a nearby star until our local population exceeds 420 quintillion, assuming we take such a path.

      Said intelligent species would probably also evolve or engineer itself to live without gravity, making our planet and perhaps our entire solar system uninteresting.

      Even if an alien species wanted to travel for hundreds or thousands of years through the vacuum of space to step on another planet, they'd probably prefer a planet with little or no preexisting life. The aspects of our ecology that allow us to thrive may be toxic to a species with a completely independent evolution.

      The most puzzling aspect of the Fermi Paradox is how anthropocentric most supposed "solutions" for it are. We don't see little green men because we aren't that interesting and our planet that we value so highly as a non-space-faring civilization holds little or no appeal to a space-faring civilization. We don't see widespread evidence of colonization across the universe because colonies would contribute little or nothing to their source systems in terms of commerce or communication and it would take many millions of years to fill a given system to the point where sending colonists to a new system made any sense. A species that took to the stars 60 million years ago may hold dominion over no more than a handful of star systems, and would have little incentive to expand geometrically to fill the universe.

      Star Trek has done so much to harm our minds when it comes to realistic expectations for future space travel. Space is not, and never will be, a loosely connected network of brothels full of nubile green women.

    9. Re:SETI is a waste of time by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      Another intelligent species implies that we've already found one.

  15. Most notably? by blincoln · · Score: 2, Informative

    Saberhagen's Berserker series? Bear's The Forge of God and Anvil of Stars? What is this The Killing Star that you speak of?

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    "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    1. Re:Most notably? by Is0m0rph · · Score: 1

      Really, The Forge of God and Anvil of Stars for sure. Well Forge for what could happen. Anvil for delivering the ass kicking back.

    2. Re:Most notably? by SupRspi · · Score: 1

      Bear's The Forge of God makes sense.

      The Berserker series doesn't quite fit - well, maybe it's picking nits, but the Berserkers aren't another race, they're a weapon left over from an extinct race right?

      The Killing Star is still notable - perhaps not as widely circulated as the novels you mentioned, but more dead on target to the topic at hand.

      That being simple extermination because of signals being sent from Earth, rather than multiple alien culture power plays, or extinct civilization's "landmines".

    3. Re:Most notably? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the Killing Star they had been listening to our broadcasts for years. What sent them postal was hearing Michael Jackson singing "We are the World". I shit you not. Read the book.

    4. Re:Most notably? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Even more notably, L. Ron (schmientologist) Hubbard's "Battlefield Earth", where a Psychlo reconnaissance probe picked up one of the Voyagers (in its own way a feeble attempt at communication) and backtracked the machine's course to Earth and ... that was that. After wiping us out with an invulnerable gas drone they simply moved in and began exploiting Earth's mineral resources. Conquest is easy if genocide is on the table.

      By broadcasting the way we are, we're making a couple of assumptions: a. that there are no alien civilizations out there to worry about or b. if there are, they're not actively hostile and capable of making something of it. Neither is a safe assumption. Granted, interstellar distances are a perfect defense against anyone near technological parity with us, but why would we assume that an alien civilization has advanced no further than that?

      Furthermore, some people maintain the (preposterous) belief that any race that is substantially more technically advanced than us would, somehow, have to be peaceful and beneficient. However, if they followed a developmental path anything at all like ours, they got that advanced by being anything but peaceable! Where did many of the historical discontinuities in our scientific and technical knowledge come from? Why, from the tremendous R&D investment the world's militaries command in times of war. I see no reason to assume that an alien race would necessarily be any different in that regard.

      Consider this: how many times in our own history has a culture been damaged or destroyed after encountering a more advanced one? Take our Native American friends, for example. The more capable society doesn't even have to be warlike either.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    5. Re:Most notably? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Furthermore, some people maintain the (preposterous) belief that any race that is substantially more technically advanced than us would, somehow, have to be peaceful and beneficient. However, if they followed a developmental path anything at all like ours, they got that advanced by being anything but peaceable! Where did many of the historical discontinuities in our scientific and technical knowledge come from? Why, from the tremendous R&D investment the world's militaries command in times of war. I see no reason to assume that an alien race would necessarily be any different in that regard.

      Sure, but suppose we got it mostly right with relativity, and there's no faster-than-light travel nor communication?

      Fu'Bar: That yellow star with the pink creatures and the radio transmitters. Crazy bastards. If they survive this phase of their cultural evolution, it'll take the invasion fleet ten million years to get there and wipe them out.
      Tarf'u: And at the pinks' rate of technological progress, they'll have colonized everything within 100 light-years by the time the invasion fleet gets there.
      Sna'fu: So it's settled. Instead of the random distribution we've been using for the past million years, we send the next few million years' worth of generation ships, at our customary rate of one ship per colony, per millenium, in their direction, and let them deal with it in 9 million years, when they finally encounter the pinks.

    6. Re:Most notably? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Sure, but suppose we got it mostly right with relativity, and there's no faster-than-light travel nor communication?

      Sure, but suppose we didn't? Like I said, interstellar distances are a perfect defense ... if nobody knows how to get around them. We're nowhere near advanced enough to claim, to a sufficient degree of certainty, if that's true. Ask yourself this: were I Love Lucy and the five o'clock news really worth it? I'd hate to get wiped out because Lucille Ball resembled some alien version of the Antichrist. Of course, odds are nobody out there will receive anything just because of the distances involved. On the other hand, if some race has spacecraft or interstellar probes in the area, they might notice us.

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    7. Re:Most notably? by The_reformant · · Score: 1

      What about the possibility that if aliens are short enough on resources to require an empire of subjugated worlds that they would not be able to afford or generate the gignormous amounts of energy it would take to get here?

      I guess what Im saying is maybe mass invasion isnt profitable.....

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    8. Re:Most notably? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Invasion and occupation is a hideously expensive proposition, at least for us, but genocide need not be. There are many ways for a truly advanced (advanced technologically I mean) civilization to wipe us out completely and cheaply. There've been hundreds of good science-fiction novels written on that subject, so it's a popular one. See, invasion only matters if you need the people around to be useful: if all you want is a free hand to extract whatever mineral wealth you need, and have a strong stomach (or whatever it is that they use to process their nutrients) just murder us, bump us off. Don't even need expensive nukes, or have to invent a complicated bioweapon. Just pick a domestic pathogen (say, ebola virus or something equally virulent and deadly) and seed it around the planet. Hell, spread a mix of deadly diseases all over the place, ebola, anthrax, flesh-eating bacteria, you name it. We'd never know what hit us.

      You're also assuming that the technology required for interstellar travel would require enormous amounts of energy. Probably it will, but if you're that advanced you'll probably be using antimatter for power, so fuel won't be a problem. It's also possible that there may be a way to translate matter through higher-order dimensions (rubber-sheet universe and all that) in which case you open a temporary rift between two points in space and walk across. Or open a bunch of them high up in our atmosphere and start dumping pathogens through.

      Either way, once we achieve interstellar flight (even relative slowboats like a Bussard ramjet or other non-FTL technology) we'd be wise to pussyfoot it around our neighborhood until we have some idea who or what is out there.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  16. No danger - by no-body · · Score: 4, Funny

    by the time the signals sent out will arrive anywhere of significance, the disease "humans" will have been defeated by the planet's own immune system.

    1. Re:No danger - by lonesome_coder · · Score: 1

      Agent Smith, is that you?

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    2. Re:No danger - by nobodymk2 · · Score: 1

      Or like in War of the Worlds, the aliens will be infected by all the latent diseases, pathogens, and chemicals on Earth -- all of which their immune systems can't handle. More than likely they'll get addicted to something while they're here too...

    3. Re:No danger - by SquirrelsUnite · · Score: 1

      by the time the signals sent out will arrive anywhere of significance, the disease "humans" will have killed its host.
      There, fixed it for you.
  17. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats what you think... I put up my e-mail address in a web page I set up, thinking along the same line as you did and boy, was I sorry! I'm sure there are other planets like the spammers, waiting to get hold of one to spam at!

  18. Human beings... by stox · · Score: 4, Funny

    the other white meat!

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    1. Re:Human beings... by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Except not. Humans are red meat.

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    2. Re:Human beings... by BotnetZombie · · Score: 1

      Good riddance! They'll never want my rotten dark meat :p

    3. Re:Human beings... by dwye · · Score: 1
      > Except not. Humans are red meat.

      Except that human meat is called "long pork" because it is so similar to regular pork.

      Pork is "The Other White Meat" (really, if you cannot trust your TV sponsers, who CAN you trust?).

      Ergo, Humans are the other, other white meat.

      Ipso facto. Quod Est Demonstratum. Now that's a glory for you!

    4. Re:Human beings... by Surt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funny but wrong, anyone who has ever eaten a human knows they are pretty much 100% dark meat (and not very tasty).

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    5. Re:Human beings... by metoor30 · · Score: 1

      I don't know... I think I would rather be eaten by aliens than be brainwashed by my own and subjected to the ever watching eye of big brother... Quick death or lifetime of mental anguish? hmmm

    6. Re:Human beings... by d_p · · Score: 2, Funny

      that's racist

    7. Re:Human beings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a theory (no, not the scientific kind) that Judaism (and Islam) forbade eating pork because it tastes so similar to human meat, evocative of olden days of cannibalism.

    8. Re:Human beings... by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      "To Serve Man"

      It's a cook book!

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    9. Re:Human beings... by nitro316 · · Score: 0

      What about Chinese?

  19. I've seen this before... by had3l · · Score: 1

    Does that mean that Overlord Goorg W. Moohsh from planet UrSA911c is about to announce that we have secret weapons of mass destruction?

    1. Re:I've seen this before... by BlueshiftVFX · · Score: 1

      yes and he is going to come liberate us from the strangle hold our fascist natural resources have on us, and "restore" democracy to us. god bless free capitalism of the Plutited states of UrSA911c. If firefighters fight fire, and crimefighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

    2. Re:I've seen this before... by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      Does that mean that Overlord Goorg W. Moohsh from planet UrSA911c is about to announce that we have secret weapons of mass destruction? As illustrated by the humans' documentary titled "Star Trek".
  20. In a related story by twifosp · · Score: 1

    In a related story in Caveman Weekly, Torg, The Cheif Smartguy, for clan *Grunt* asks: OOGA BOOGA Should we go outside the cave or stay inside? OOGA OOGA!

  21. Why would aliens care? by iago-vL · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Even if aliens are out there listening, would they really care? I mean, we've all seen Independence Day and Signs and all the other movies where they do. But, when it comes right down to it, we probably aren't special enough to matter.

    Aliens powerful enough to matter would probably think of us like harmless bugs or small animals: sure, they take up some space, but they aren't worth the effort.

    On the other hand, if the aliens want a hyperspace bypass and Earth is in the way, we might all be screwed. :)

    1. Re:Why would aliens care? by davmoo · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure it would really be a good thing if the aliens looked at us that way. After all, look what *we* do to harmless insects and small animals.

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    2. Re:Why would aliens care? by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or the Vogons might care if our radio blasts are screwing up their satellite reception of the latest Pay Per View special of some poetry reading.

    3. Re:Why would aliens care? by iago-vL · · Score: 1

      Heh, that's a good point. If they look at us the same way that, say, Cthulhu looks at us (something that sticks to his feet if he isn't careful), we could have issues.

    4. Re:Why would aliens care? by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      I mean, we've all seen Independence Day and Signs and all the other movies where they do.

      And I, for one, still want to know how I can get those five hours of my life back.

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    5. Re:Why would aliens care? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Aliens powerful enough to matter would probably think of us like harmless bugs or small animals: sure, they take up some space, but they aren't worth the effort.

      I'm not so sure about that. Bugs are basically no closer to getting off the planet than they were two billion years ago, but man is busy launching things up into space and looking for Higgs bosons and coping with Moore's Law and it's implications. Basically, humans are at the knee of an exponential knowledge growth curve and bugs are pretty much on a constant line.

      Are we smart and powerful enough to bother aliens today? Nah. But if we keep accelerating like this, we will be.

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    6. Re:Why would aliens care? by Sciros · · Score: 1

      Dude NO WAY, you don't care that they might think of us as "small animals"?? Imagine "human hats" and "human gloves" being the next big posh clothing item for those aliens... have you seen the animal skinning for furs in, say, China (and probably other countries)? They don't kill them first... so... yeah your idea still scares me :-P

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    7. Re:Why would aliens care? by stmfreak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Even if aliens are out there listening, would they really care?

      You're kidding, right?

      Assuming we progress to the point of cheap and common interstellar travel, if we suddenly heard of a primitive culture "over there" do you think it is more likely we would:

      a. shrug

      b. watch in horror as scores of independent missionaries from our own species descended on the helpless planet to bring them the word of <insert deity>.

      c. enslave them.

      d. set up trade negotiations for their resources.

      Looking to our own history, I'd say all the above.

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    8. Re:Why would aliens care? by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1

      You have to look at it as Earth being that neighbour in your apartment block that plays the stereo at 10 all day and cranks it to 11 at night. Bombardment is the alien way of knocking on the ceiling.

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      .. paranoid crackpot leftover from the days of Amiga.
    9. Re:Why would aliens care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a book written by David Weber call The Excalibur Alternative where the advanced races of the galaxy subjugated primitive races of other worlds for their own "protection". In truth they did this to make sure they could never become threat, technologically speaking.

      Maybe we shouldn't cure the common cold...just in case

    10. Re:Why would aliens care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, let's rephrase your question...

      If we found a race of primitive (relative to us) yet intelligent beings elsewhere in the universe, would we care? I think we would. Even finding conclusive evidence of say, a microbe on another planet would be a big thing for the science community.

      We can't assume that "aliens" would care about the same things we care about, but it's not much of a leap to imagine curiosity being a fairly universal trait among intelligent life forms.

    11. Re:Why would aliens care? by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Well, if they know we have developed technologies such as nuclear weapons, then from their point of view, they might be better off wiping us out so they don't have to worry about us accidentally wiping them out while we're playing around with future technology. Kinda like what the article talks about.

    12. Re:Why would aliens care? by nitro316 · · Score: 0

      not to mention the intergalactic superhighway that has been in planning for several years. If you had checked your records office, you would know this. also I would hate to risk global destruction because aliens want to see the final episode of a certain Ally McBeal ripoff!

    13. Re:Why would aliens care? by duane_robertson · · Score: 1
      c. enslave them.

      You've got a starfaring technology and you want human slaves? Why not simply examine their DNA and clone as many as you need, assuming you don't have the imagination to think up something better?

      d. set up trade negotiations for their resources.

      You've got a starfaring technology and you want resources from Earth? Like what? You have to spend some amount of energy/time to get here (and back perhaps). Why not use the energy to synthesize any elements/chemical compounds/life you need? I doubt if interstellar travel will ever be that cheap.

      The only thing humans could offer that a really advanced civilization might want is amusement. (As in humans and centauri in Babylon 5) The missionary thing falls under that, so I'll give you that one.

  22. It all depends... by JKSN17 · · Score: 0

    It all depends on what are are sending in our transmissions. Starting out with a image of an bomb being detonated on a earth city (ie: WWII) , probably isn't going to be the proper, intergalatic "Hello" we are looking for. Another thought is to maybe send an explaination of all the radio and television signals that have been traveling through space all these years. Some of that has got to send the wrong message.

  23. Paranoia? by Forcepath · · Score: 1

    Isn't this just the height of paranoia? Let him broadcast if he wants. It won't do any good anyways, the "aliens" still have the Prime Directive to think of.

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  24. Speaking for everyone? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But some scientists think that Zaitsev is not only acting out of turn by independently speaking for everyone on the entire planet but believe there are possible dangers we may unleash by announcing ourselves to the unknown darkness.
    "Speaking for everyone"? He has a radio, and he's using it. This is speaking for everyone? When I toss a message in a bottle of the deck of a fraighter in the middle of the Pacific and it washes up on some tropical shore, I'm speaking for "everyone"?

    This idea is a stretch. Zaitsev is more or less free to "speak" to anyone he chooses.

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    1. Re:Speaking for everyone? by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      This idea is a stretch. Zaitsev is more or less free to "speak" to anyone he chooses.

      Indeed. Why don't you open a dialog with China/Russia/Iran about whatever you observe going on at whatever military base you live nearest to. I'm sure your right to "free speech" will be respected.

    2. Re:Speaking for everyone? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Indeed. Why don't you open a dialog with China/Russia/Iran about whatever you observe going on at whatever military base you live nearest to. I'm sure your right to "free speech" will be respected.
      And that has what to do with the issue under discussion here? I'm sorry, I don't see the connection at all.
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    3. Re:Speaking for everyone? by heteromonomer · · Score: 1

      The question here is not that of free speech. He does not have the right to endanger the entire humankind. On another note, television signals are not as powerful and directed as the Active SETI transmissions. So arguing that there is no point in trying to stop active SETI does not hold water.

    4. Re:Speaking for everyone? by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Betraying your country is a capital crime; what do you think we should do to those who betray not only their species, but their entire genetic lineage, their planetary ecosystem, maybe even DNA itself?

      We should keep our eyes open and our mouths shut. It's a big universe, and we don't know what's out there, or how long it's been there before us.

    5. Re:Speaking for everyone? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Perhaps what they mean is, he isn't NASA.

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    6. Re:Speaking for everyone? by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Yes... and no.

      When we send an ambassador to a foreign nation, he speaks with the voice of the nation. Yes, that one has actually been sent by the nation.

      When you happen to discover a new land, and you meet the people, even if you're a private person, their perception of you is going to define the way they think of your entire civilization.

      An advanced race of space-faring aliens is likely to have built up it's own complex system of etiquette and diplomacy, based on it's own culture, which is probably very different from ours. The first coherent message from a new planet is going to be viewed based partly on how they interact with other species. If he's rude to them (and that may not even mean the same to them as to us), our relations with them are going to be seriously damaged even before they get started.

      He may be a private person, but if he's the only member of the human race to speak to the aliens, then he is in effect speaking for the entire race, and the entire race will be judged by his words.

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    7. Re:Speaking for everyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey... HEY! Shut the heck up, you're not speaking for everyone by posting that message.

  25. Add it to the list by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh my god! I'll have to add it to my list, let's see...

    1. Fatal accident while driving
    2. Caught in fire at night while sleeping
    3. Heart attack
    4. Aliens attacking earth after sending out signals
    5. Cancer

    I had to bump "Terrorists attack Starbucks #528" off the list to make room

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    1. Re:Add it to the list by east+coast · · Score: 2, Funny

      I had to bump "Terrorists attack Starbucks #528" off the list to make room

      I thought Starbucks was the terrorists?

      Oh, sorry, they're thieves. Wrong criminal. My bad.

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    2. Re:Add it to the list by Surt · · Score: 1

      A smart terrorist would just poison the starbucks strategic coffee bean reserve. It'd poison something like 70 million americans.

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    3. Re:Add it to the list by ShadowsHawk · · Score: 1

      Thieves take something against your will. Perhaps politicians would be a more apt... wait a minute.

    4. Re:Add it to the list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Operation Latte Thunder is go!

  26. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is also no proof we are alone in the universe either.

  27. Hilarious by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

    So there are billions spend in both manhours and cold hard cash to find extraterrestrial life, unsuccessfully. Now suddendly there's a guy who thinks "hey, why passively listen. Lets actively send out some signals straight to some specific starsystems!"
    And suddenly the scientific community is freaking; "OMG! Lets not do that! What if they exterminate us!"

    What do those "some scientists" know more then we do?

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    1. Re:Hilarious by Lendrick · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is that, on this subject, they *don't* know any more than we do. However, they're very good at saying "I don't know" with more words. :)

      The interesting thing about the Drake Equation is that, while most of these values are arguably observable (we have the technological knowhow to create a telescope that can see earth-sized planets), the last two would require a statistical sampling of known intelligent civilizations, which isn't something that we can get any statistical significance on until *after* other intelligent life is discovered.

    2. Re:Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not much of the scientific community is freaking. Most of them are like, "Sending signals to stars that look like the sun? What do you expect to learn from that? Oh...nothing unless there's a response? How long will that take? Oh...50-100 years? Why are we spending money on this?"

      Most scientists also understand relativity, which would make a sane person question whether it's even reasonable to expect any civillization who hears to be able to travel to able to reach earth.

      And by the way, he's hardly the first to send signals deliberately into space hoping an ET will hear it. The Arecibo radio telescope was used to do it a couple decades ago, but that was more for the idea of trying than any real hope it would be detected.

    3. Re:Hilarious by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      Well, if they looked at those stupid soldiers, they learned that if you have to go to an unknown place where there might be something or someone dangerous, it is wiser to keep a low profile while you scout the area than to run straight forward screaming "LEEROY JENKINS!!!!".

  28. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by jgarra23 · · Score: 2, Funny


    There is not one iota of evidence that there exists one other intelligent form of life in the universe. Go google for Fermi's paradox, I won't even give you the obligatory wikipedia link.


    Fermi's paradox relies on too many assumptions to even be considered a valid argument. I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with you but let's at least use more quantifiable arguments than Fermi's tired assumption...

  29. Would they even look for radio by Malevolent+Tester · · Score: 1

    IANAP (physicist) but would any species capable of crossing interstellar space actually be looking for radio waves? Isn't that like using an SR-71 to look for smoke signals and war drums?

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    1. Re:Would they even look for radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Are you saying that if you were walking through the wilds, you wouldn't notice smoke signals or hear war drums?

    2. Re:Would they even look for radio by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      You're right, they'd be looking for orbiting brain lasers.

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    3. Re:Would they even look for radio by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      Are you saying you wouldn't notice smoke signals in an aircraft?

    4. Re:Would they even look for radio by BenJeremy · · Score: 1

      No, that's not a good answer at all.

      The grandparent's point was valid, and one I've been pounding on for years.

      Mark my words.... in a matter of decades, a century or two at the MOST, mankind will be no longer be generating radio waves for communication - most likely we'll be using quantum entangled pairs or some form of wormhole to provide secure, instant data communication between two points, regardless of distance. Any alien race advanced enough to conquer even the outer reaches of their own star systems will likely have abandoned RF and it's limit of the Speed of Light in favor of low-lag repeater networks of point-to-point devices. After advancing that far, why would they concern themselves with primitive races still using radio (other than to exploit them or their resources in some manner)?

      Knowing that, as most scientists do, what, exactly is the narrow window that such a race would be using radio? A few hundred years? Even a few thousand years would present such a narrow slice as to make it nearly impossible for us to detect them passively, since that window would have to coincide with our own detection efforts and specifically with the distance between our system and theirs - even forgetting signal loss against the background noise over interstellar distances... in short, the chances we would detect another intelligent race drops to, for all PRACTICAL purposes, impossible.

      I believe Carl Sagan knew this. I believe the people running SETI know this. SETI is a red herring, a scam.

      So why?

      As others posted here, Sagan and his colleagues probably knew more than we'll ever know. As cynical as that may seem, I'd rather believe that then give in to the truly cynical thought - that SETI is just a scam to collect government and private grants.

    5. Re:Would they even look for radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but I mightn't notice or pay attention to ant pheromone trails or bird calls. Really, I'd say any vast extraterrestrial intelligences are going to consider us as we consider ants - really not worth bothering about, unless they start stealing your sugar. If they move in nearby, they might preemptively exterminate us though. Fortunately, why the heck any vast intelligences would want to live 2/3rds the way out in a nondescript neighbourhood of a spiral arm of the galaxy isn't clear.

    6. Re:Would they even look for radio by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Using an SR-71 to look for smoke signals would definitely be a waste of resources, but there's no reason it wouldn't work; they can fly low enough and they have as much glass as any other aircraft.

  30. Moot, moot, moot. by Seor+Jojoba · · Score: 1

    Whatever that particular guy says is going to be prefaced with five decades of mediocre broadcast television, and then before that a bunch of radio shows about cowboys and indians. We should worry more about what kind of impression Jack Benny will make on the aliens. I.e. is he going to convince them all to take up smoking? Mmmm mmm, Lucky Strikes, nothing breathes smoother.

  31. hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So we're constantly listening to the sky for others to do this to us - but we're unwilling to do it ourselves. But it's the aliens that want to conquer the universe, right?

    1. Re:hypocrisy by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      It just takes one kind of alien (or human for that matter) willing to conquer the universe to start a war. Even if there are millions of docile civilizations out there, one warmongering civ would mean war and if those docile civs are so docile that they don't have internal fights either the warmongering kind would probably win because they are adapted for warfare.

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  32. No by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

    If the basis of your 'article' is speculation whose sole citation is science fiction, send it to /dev/null next time.

  33. Alien overlords by bonkeydcow · · Score: 1, Troll

    I, for one, welcome our new alien overloards.

  34. Limited disclosure by Empiric · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think we're okay as long as it's just sending scientific data that doesn't reveal much about our cultural predispositions.

    "You couldn't possibly have had anything to do with Designing us" should work.

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    1. Re:Limited disclosure by _Hellfire_ · · Score: 1

      Here's a serious question I just thought of as a result of your post. I'd like to know from the Christians out there - should we ultimately find intelligent life somewhere out in space or visiting us; and they are decidedly *not* human but intelligent in a "Greetings Terrans..." kind of way - would this affect your belief in god? Would it make you less inclined to believe or more? If you would still believe in god, would you believe that god made our new alien visitors too? Or is god's creation limited to humans?

      Answers from all sides of the spectrum welcome (fundamentalists to moderates).

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    2. Re:Limited disclosure by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Sir, your question, though completely plausible and directly connected to empirical knowns by simple logical inference, is unscientific!

      (Disclaimer: Post not representative of science as it historically and presently actually is)

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    3. Re:Limited disclosure by dwye · · Score: 1

      If you would still believe in god, would you believe that god made our new alien visitors too? Or is god's creation limited to humans?

      Don't be stupid. He created the other forms of life on this planet (via evolution, if you ask me),so why SHOULDN'T He have created them.

      Now, if they turned out like the lizardmen that James Blish dreamed up in (I think) "A Case Of Conscience" -- that might be an interesting development. But then, they would all disappear when the first Jesuit exorcised them, so it would still work out.

    4. Re:Limited disclosure by Tangent128 · · Score: 1
      Well, there are two reasons for a Creator to create such a mind-boggling large universe.
      1. To demonstrate just how powerful He is.
      2. To provide space for other creation.
      The reasons aren't exclusive by any means. Simply encountering extraterrestrial intelligence would hardly shake my faith.

      (Now, swapping theological notes with aliens would be interesting...)
    5. Re:Limited disclosure by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I firmly believe there isn't extraterrestrial life out there*. I don't believe that the existence of extraterrestrial life is consistent with the Bible, so if extraterrestrial life were found, I would obviously be proven wrong. At that point, I would need to carefully re-examine the question of whether this new information is consistent with the Bible or not, and if it's not, then the Bible must be wrong, and if the Bible is wrong about that, then I have no reason to trust its accuracy on anything else, including the existence of God. On the other hand, it's possible that the Scriptures really do leave this possibility open and there might not really be a conflict. Another poster mentioned swapping theological notes; I think that would be pretty important. If the aliens have something like our Bible too, and theirs is perfectly consistent with ours, then that virtually prove God's existence, because there's no other reasonable explanation for that consistency**.

      I find it interesting that many of the people who think Christians are stupid for believing in a God we can't see are the same people who are firmly convinced that there has to be extraterrestrial life out there and if there wasn't that would be horribly depressing. Because, ya know, believing in a God who has revealed His nature, His purpose for our lives, and His love for us by giving us the Bible and sending his Son to try to help us understand better is crazy religious talk, but believing that aliens are out there trying to watch our TV shows is scientific, because, you know, there's science involved, and lots of math.

      * I suppose it's possible that some bacteria or something, which originated on Earth, has made its way into outer space and may one day be discovered, but that doesn't count.

      ** I guess it wouldn't prove that the Bible is true, only that there is some sort of powerful intelligence who fed two halves of the same story to both us and the aliens.

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  35. of course it does by hurfy · · Score: 1

    They will come and discover that we develop lots of technology and then disable half of it ourselves with something called DRM. We would be looked at as about the level of a dog chasing its tail...

    On the other hand, hopefully they would figure we are too stupid to get near them and we are in a ghetto system anyways :(

    "Sorry we are unable to verify the license on your hyperdrive's software...please try again later or follow this link to purchase a new license"

  36. Brace yourselves: where's the kaboom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, it is very dangerous. The signals have been causing a certain alien's garage door to open and close relentlessly ever since they started, making him very angry and he's up to Illudium Q-35 now.

    1. Re:Brace yourselves: where's the kaboom? by kahrytan · · Score: 5, Funny


        But all we want to tell him is we can save him 15% on his spaceship insurance.

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    2. Re:Brace yourselves: where's the kaboom? by Plunky · · Score: 1

      and that we can help with penis enlargement

    3. Re:Brace yourselves: where's the kaboom? by fzuccaro · · Score: 1

      Warren Buffett sat down with Tom Brokaw on "NBC Nightly News" to discuss his problems with the US tax structure. He described an informal poll of his office, where the average tax rate was 32.9 percent, compared to his 17.7 percent, citing that as evidence that "the tax system has titled toward the rich in the last 10 years."

  37. Sounds just like Cheney's 1% doctrine to me... by Dr_Marvin_Monroe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Taking the Bush administration's stance to it's logical conclusion, the aliens would be stupid NOT to bombard us back to the stone age. I mean, as Cheney paints it, if there's a 1% chance that we MIGHT attack them, they should pre-emptively destroy us for their own safety! We've certainly given them enough information to reach that conclusion, their intelligence on us is certainly a "slam-dunk".... Furthermore we continue to resist demands from their United Federation of Planets to disarm and to be open ourselves to ongoing weapons inspections.

    Any resistance to their attacks and/or bombardment, would of course, be carried out only by the "dead-enders" and they would ofcourse be appropriately labeled "insurgents."

    I for one welcome our invading/bombarding forces. Perhaps we could make a deal and install myself as "Puppet Dictator" or earth!

    1. Re:Sounds just like Cheney's 1% doctrine to me... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Hello Dr. Breen!

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    2. Re:Sounds just like Cheney's 1% doctrine to me... by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Taking the Bush administration's stance to it's logical conclusion, the aliens would be stupid NOT to bombard us back to the stone age. I mean, as Cheney paints it, if there's a 1% chance that we MIGHT attack them, they should pre-emptively destroy us for their own safety!

      It's possible, but this is not necessarily absolute, and the behaviour of humans is proof of that. If we discovered an alien race, certain things hold true: (1) Some humans will believe we should destroy them ASAP, "just in case"; (2) many (more "humanitarian" (alienitarian?)) humans will believe we should not; (3) some governments will pick one position or the other; (4) everyone will argue no end about what we should do; (5) if they are anything like us, it may be that free trade could be mutually beneficial to both species, and many will recognise that and be willing to take the chance; (6) the final decision may depend on which sub-group holds the most power; (7) even if full-on war breaks out between the two, there will always even be some who pick the side of the other, and depending on the balance of power, such conflict may be protracted and complicated; (8) even if we win in such a conflict, we may not necessarily 'kill them all', and may even have peaceful cooperation thereafter.

      What is ALSO quite probable, in my view, is that all of the above points would be true VICE VERSA i.e. for the aliens too. We always seem to assume that aliens are likely to behave as if every single one of them has the same opinion (e.g. "destroy humans" or whatever), like a collective, but the chances of that seem pretty slim to me. Probably they'll be different individuals with different opinions too. I suspect that lots of differing viewpoints/roles and levels of compassion and specialisation etc. may even have been necessary for us to evolve to the point of being capable of creating a modicum of civilisation, and this may be likely for other species.

      Probably though, two alien races who meet randomly will likely be at quite different levels of development of technology, so probably one will be at a big advantage. That doesn't necessarily mean certain destruction though; (European colonialism for example did not bode the destruction of every other race at all, even when Europe basically had the technology and advantage to do so.)

      On the balance, I do think actively sending out such signals is a BAD idea at this point in our technological development - we're not advanced enough yet to be taking chances with alien races probably far more advanced than us (if they can get to us). Give us another couple hundred years, when our technology is far far more advanced, then we'll be in a better position to tackle whatever comes.

  38. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by domatic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence. I agree with you that we have no evidence of other intelligent life and that anything we say about other intelligence in the universe is pure speculation. What you haven't done is demonstrate "nonexistence" which the reference to Fermi's paradox doesn't do.

  39. Dont kill the baby just cause it doesn't dance yet by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1
    Astronomers first directly discovered an exosolar planet in 1995. Sure we've been listening for ET via radio for decades, but really do you you think just over a few decades we'd happen upon the right channel frequency at the right star system?

    If we ever find ET directly, it would probably be in a few hundred years. Our radio technology is antiquated probably to whatever ET has used. They may not even use radio to communicate long distance. They may use laser pulses, or god knows. My point is, our technology is in its infancy. Come back 400 years from now and if we haven't found at least some form life, then spew. But judging out ability to discover ET based on a few mere decades of tech is just plain ignant.

  40. damage already done? by xPsi · · Score: 4, Funny

    We've already violated the prime directive by sending porn and rock music into space with the Voyager and Pioneer messages respectively. Should an advanced alien civilization find and decode the Pioneer golden record, their biggest worry would be to be sued by the RIAA for illegally downloading Johnny B. Goode.

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    1. Re:damage already done? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've already violated the prime directive by sending porn and rock music into space with the Voyager and Pioneer messages respectively. Should an advanced alien civilization find and decode the Pioneer golden record, their biggest worry would be to be sued by the RIAA for illegally downloading Johnny B. Goode.
      Either way, they're FUCKED.
  41. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by Stanislav_J · · Score: 5, Funny

    There is not one iota of evidence that there exists one other intelligent form of life in the universe.

    "Other?"

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  42. Lem made works of art about it by toby · · Score: 1

    Definitive novels dealing with intergalactic contact are Stanislaw Lem's Fiasco and Eden. I cannot recommend these books highly enough as explorations of human psychology and what-could-possibly-go-wrong!

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  43. Such as? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From TFA: "despite the fact that SETI's ongoing quest has so far been largely fruitless"

    Largely??

    1. Re:Such as? by Malevolent+Tester · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing they're referencing the Wow! signal there:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wow_signal

      I've got no idea why it's significant, however. Can anyone explain?

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  44. Why? by BritneySP2 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Right... I have been puzzled over this for some time. Why, when the Russians are coming out every kitchen sink and every toilet trying to conquer America, why would we suddenly want to announce the presence of our defenseless souls at a particular point in the spacetime to whoever is willing to listen? What if they, too, are just as evil?

  45. Glagnar's Human Rinds by demon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Muncha-Buncha-Cruncha-Humans!

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    Sam: "That was needlessly cryptic."
    Max: "I'd be peeing my pants if I wore any!"
    1. Re:Glagnar's Human Rinds by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      We're gonna regret active SETI once the aliens show up and raise the temperature of Earth a million degrees a day for five days.

    2. Re:Glagnar's Human Rinds by demon · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our human-crunching alien overlords...

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      Max: "I'd be peeing my pants if I wore any!"
  46. What's good for the goose.... by chrism238 · · Score: 1

    Are other civilizations, on other planets around other stars, in any danger from us? Do their transmissions, when we eventually find them, make us wish to rise up and destroy them?

    1. Re:What's good for the goose.... by Zarf · · Score: 1

      Are other civilizations, on other planets around other stars, in any danger from us? Do their transmissions, when we eventually find them, make us wish to rise up and destroy them? Actually we are much worse than any alien destroyers. We would bring them Coca-cola and McDonalds.

      Wouldn't it be worse to meet a benevolent race that wanted to "enlighten" us poor barbarians and in the process strip us of our own cultural identities? Better to remain hidden until we develop enough technologies to meet them on equal ground.
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  47. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by vtscott · · Score: 1

    If intelligent life out there was listening and could decode our tv signals, they'd probably say the same about us with the ad driven broadcasts that we're sending out into space. V1@gra ads are on tv too.

  48. I think we can all agree... by deft · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think we can all agree... that if the american indians had sent out regular "message in a bottle" type items across the ocean, describing their society, level of technology, etc, the Europeans would have been much friendlier when they arrived.

    Or the europeans would have showed up alot quicker and did exactly what they did. I imagine they would have brought more guns though on that first trip.

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    1. Re:I think we can all agree... by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

      We can hope they watch so many Hollywood movies they're dissuaded from invading. "Look at them. What use can they possibly be?"

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    2. Re:I think we can all agree... by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      I think we can all agree... that if the american indians had sent out regular "message in a bottle" type items across the ocean, describing their society, level of technology, etc, the Europeans would have been much friendlier when they arrived.

      'There's a huge continent a few thousand miles to the west of here, sparsely populated by naked savages with good bows but no horses. They've never heard of Christ. They have lots of gold.'

      The Europeans would have arrived the moment they could get the ships together. Maybe not with guns, but with heavy cavalry, men at arms and English longbowmen. Outcome, er...

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    3. Re:I think we can all agree... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "I think we can all agree."

      We would yo say that? I can conceive of people using that to stir up the threat from 'over there'.

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    4. Re:I think we can all agree... by Arcturax · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is an amusing thought... if they pick up any of our TV shows and record them and show them to their whole planet to prove life is out there, aren't they then guilty of piracy?

      I don't think we have to worry about attack anyway. We have the most powerful weapon in the universe...Lawyers.

      We'll be sending lots of them as soon as they finish rebroadcasting our work without paying our starving actors or their starving descendants and then they will pay... oh they will pay.

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    5. Re:I think we can all agree... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Statistically speaking, guns hardly killed anyone.

      You'd just better hope those aliens don't sneeze on you!

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    6. Re:I think we can all agree... by Black-Man · · Score: 1

      I think your giving the euro/native american relationship short thrift - at least in the early days - which shows your ignorance on the topic.

    7. Re:I think we can all agree... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      You look cold. Here's a blanket.

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    8. Re:I think we can all agree... by syousef · · Score: 1

      They would have brought more bibles and guns. Though I'm not sure which would have done more harm.

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    9. Re:I think we can all agree... by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

      Why would a forewarning of their savage, pagan ways (plus, as someone else mentioned, the fact that many nations--e.g. the Aztecs--had a lot of gold) make the Europeans more friendlier when they arrived?

  49. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by s20451 · · Score: 1

    So are you proposing that we should confiscate all private radio transmitters? This whole argument is kind of like the worries that particle accelerators will destroy the Earth, when high-energy cosmic rays bombard the Earth daily.

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  50. Self fulfilled prophecy by TrixX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From TOA: Brin included a more disturbing possibility: Nobody is on the air because something seeks and destroys everyone who broadcasts.

    I have another alternative theory to explain why we have not received any signal: Every planet inhabited by intelligent life has considered the same possibility of the previous paragraph, so they are avoiding any kind of transmission just in case, to avoid potential detection.

    1. Re:Self fulfilled prophecy by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      Which makes us what, the retarded kids in the local cluster? The evolutionary dead-end that's too stupid to run for cover when a predator approaches?

    2. Re:Self fulfilled prophecy by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Well, nobody ever said that this planet had INTELLEGENT life.

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  51. Yeah, aliens want us... by Bullfish · · Score: 1

    Whether there are aliens of not, the notion that somehow we are just so unique and special that they all want us and our land is silly. If 1% of UFO sightings were true alien spacecraft for example, it would be the equivalent of us sending a manned mission to mars every week. Wasteful useless and highly unlikely just from a resource standpoint. If they are out there, they could no doubt learn all they want to know about us from orbit, in fact from moon orbit. As for all the junk found that supposedly falls off spacecraft, I somehow doubt a species would build a ship capable of interplanetary flight, have it come here, and then have the bumper fall off.

    Whether SETI ever gives us reals results or not, I just don't see it as being the gateway to invasion.

  52. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by s20451 · · Score: 1

    As far as I'm aware it only relies on the conflict between two assumptions: first, that intelligent life is common in the universe; and second, that intelligent life would be interested in exploration and communication, as we are. Neither of these assumptions is controversial.

    Also, I would suggest that if we found an alien species that wasn't interested in exploration or communication, we might have trouble recognizing them as intelligent, and furthermore, what's the point of contacting them?

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  53. wasn't this covered in the movie "contact"? by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    or rather, in carl sagan's "contact"?

    the first visual broadcast transmissions we've sent to the stars was bloody farking hitler himself, addressing the 1936 berlin games

    THAT's our announcement to the galaxy

    could we have possibly done worse as a species?

    we stood up, we cleared our throat, and the first utterance out of our technological mouths and we go and godwin the whole of human civilization

    fark us

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    1. Re:wasn't this covered in the movie "contact"? by hansamurai · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well hopefully if some evil aliens start heading for Earth due to Hitler's speeches, they'll be intercepted by our modern day reality TV programming and their super intelligent minds will be reduced to something more manageable.

    2. Re:wasn't this covered in the movie "contact"? by jayhawk88 · · Score: 0

      could we have possibly done worse as a species?

      Hitler could have been raping a kitten.

      Just sayin'.....

    3. Re:wasn't this covered in the movie "contact"? by Graymalkin · · Score: 1

      Yaoi Hitler raping a kitten?

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    4. Re:wasn't this covered in the movie "contact"? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      their super intelligent minds will be reduced to something more manageable. Yes, but we're reduced to walnut-brains so does it actually help? I guess maybe in a MAD way.
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    5. Re:wasn't this covered in the movie "contact"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the first visual broadcast transmissions we've sent to the stars was bloody farking hitler himself, addressing the 1936 berlin games
      [...]
      THAT's our announcement to the galaxy
      could we have possibly done worse as a species?


      Let's See: "I proclaim the Games of Berlin, celebrating the eleventh Olympiad of the modern era, to be open."
      OMFG, this guy with a dirty thing above his mouth has NOT ONE, NOT TWO but ELEVEN of these "Olympiad" thingy. He MUST be stopped!!!
      Now looking at the other footage of the Olympics, I think the overall message was actually pretty nice! Almost funny with Jessy Owen and all.

      A lot better than the coverage a few years later of concentration camps, NOT displaying Hitler. Look closely these are American Soldiers standing there next to these tortured people! What does THAT tell the aliens???
      It's all about perception, the TV era certainly thought us that.
    6. Re:wasn't this covered in the movie "contact"? by agrisea · · Score: 1

      "could we have possibly done worse as a species?" Well actually, yes.. the US of A is sending the Wal-Mart of space ships in to space (lowest priced components to get us in to space cheap, until NASA tacks on their administration charges..) and broadcasting each of those launches. I can't imagine any advanced civilizations seeing us as a threat from those images. At least not for a really long time. But, our Science Fiction movie space ships are much more interesting and frankly knowing that those images are also heading out in to space worries me more. We could end up having a "Galaxy Quest" moment if the SETI signal actually clues some one in to us.

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    7. Re:wasn't this covered in the movie "contact"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, cuz "hwhut we need to do" is drop a little Dr. Phil on their ass so they can see how smart we are. If we're lucky, they'll anal probe him and decide to keep him.

  54. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

    It's the difference between you and your teenage friends being willing to go into abandoned warehouses if you need to run an errand, but not going into abandoned warehouses just to see if there's somebody in there.

  55. Fearmongering at it's best! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    There is 0 evidence that there is anything out there to fear.
    There is 0 evidence that there is anything out there that cares.
    There is 0 evidence that there is anything out there that could do anything about it eve if it cared.

    But that isn't a reason why we can't be afraid.

    And all of you who want to say "yeah but you can't PROVE that it is safe" kindly prove that the aliens we contact won't save us from a mother asteroid or some other extinction event.

    You may all return to fearing each other now.

  56. Chicken Aliens? by spun · · Score: 1

    Chicken aliens? CHICKEN aliens? We've been slaughtering chickens for eons. They are NOT going to be happy. They'll stick us in cages and harvest our embryos! "Bwak Bwak Bwak!!!" probably means, "Pass the drumstick" in chickenese.

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  57. So if listening doesnt work ... by koutkeu · · Score: 1

    Send an army of spammers after them, they will surely react!

  58. Re:Dont kill the baby just cause it doesn't dance by bkr1_2k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why do you make the assumption that we are behind other possible lifeforms technologically? What's to say that we aren't the most advanced in the universe? Maybe we're the ones expected to bombard other worlds with our technologies to teach them how to proceed. I know, ridiculously scary thought considering we can't even get our own shit straight, but why does everyone assume all the ETs are more advanced than we are?

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  59. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by Otter+Escaping+North · · Score: 1

    There is not one iota of evidence that there exists one other intelligent form of life in the universe. "Other?"

    Yeah. We've got the dolphins, the mice, and so far nothing else.

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  60. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by s20451 · · Score: 1

    As far as we know, aliens have not visited the Earth or any other solar system body in its 4.6 billion year existence: archaeology and solar system exploration have turned up nothing. Further, we have absolutely no contacts with any other civilization after millennia of recorded history, and after several decades of active searching. For practical purposes, extraterrestrial intelligence is nonexistent. I'm wondering what would make you agree?

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  61. Re:Dont kill the baby just cause it doesn't dance by IceCreamGuy · · Score: 1

    I don't know about that, I can't imagine that in 400 years we won't be using radio waves to study the universe. It's not like radio waves are some sort of "tech" that can become outdated; it's a fundamental particle of the universe at an extremely useful energy range. Why wouldn't an alien civilization use it? It's not the whole universe is going to red-shift and radio will become somehow obsolete. I can't see civilization becoming so advanced that they just... stop looking at radio-frequency radiation when it's so obviously suited for for cosmic observation. I would understand if a civilization was more advanced than us and culturally just didn't care about intergalactic communication. It's my understanding that we bombard a large area (whole star systems?) with these radio waves, would they even have to be looking at us to detect them? I would imagine that if one of the nearby star systems did the same to us, you'd be able to catch the signal at any well-equipped lab. I may be way off base with that last part, but in any case, I wouldn't count on radio waves going out of style in the interstellar community anytime soon.

  62. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by lordperditor · · Score: 1

    Percolation Theory is one of many theories that make sound arguments against Fermi's paradox. (Which basically amounts to I haven't seen anything so obviously there is nothing out there lol)

  63. No. by Orange+Crush · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Space is very big and it takes lots and lots of energy and resources to build a craft--even just a weapons delivery system--to cross the vast distances between stars. It would have to actually be worth it to attack us. Our planet and Solar System contain no resources that aren't readily available and easier to obtain much closer to just about any other star system.

    1. Re:No. by cephyn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Except maybe for xenobiological slaves or test subjects. Or for the intergalactic zoo.

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    2. Re:No. by fear025 · · Score: 1

      You are making the assumption that the 'value' in attacking us would be solely for our resources.

      They might simply view it as an investment for the future, there would be one less aggressive species out there to worry about.

      I believe that was the point of the book 'The Killing Star' referenced in the summary.

    3. Re:No. by netsavior · · Score: 1

      I think more likely is that if they do come and visit, it will be for scientific curiosity. And they will accidentally bring their "common cold" or "smallpox" and wipe most of us out. Then they will make a generous allotment of part of our land as a "human reservation".

      But don't worry we will make a fortune in gold plated latinum with our tax exempt casinos.

    4. Re:No. by BoChen456 · · Score: 1

      A planet with liquid water and ample supply of oxygen might be very rare in the universe. Of course, I'm been a bit anthropic in assuming aliens might require the same things to live that we do.

    5. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our planet and Solar System contain no resources that aren't readily available and easier to obtain much closer to just about any other star system. Oh Yeah? How about this one?
    6. Re:No. by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Actually, supersized bugs on far away worlds can just shoot gas out of their bottoms, hitting orbiting asteroids and sending them on a collision course with us.

      I know, I saw it in a movie somewhere.

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    7. Re:No. by Orange+Crush · · Score: 1

      Both of your disease examples are caused by viruses. Since human DNA likely has more in common with that contained in an ear of corn than an alien from another planet (if they have DNA at all), that's very unlikely. They might have some sort of bacteria-esque microbes that just happen to thrive in the conditions inside a human body and be invulnerable to anything our immune systems can throw at them, but that's very unlikely too.

    8. Re:No. by $0.02 · · Score: 1

      Oh, no. We are safe. They forgot about the Earth since they wiped off the dinosaurs.

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    9. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Atlantic Ocean is very big and it takes lots and lots of energy and resources to build a craft--even just a weapons delivery system--to cross the vast distances between America and the Middle East.

      But Bush just did, and spent a lot of money we could ill afford in order to start a war and get himself re-elected. Just goes to show that Emperors and other absolute rulers don't necessarily do things that are sensible, and that being a technologicaly advanced power is no bar to behaving like a madman....

      In fact, thinking of 1940s Germany and the current US, it looks like being technologically advanced is a good reason to justify murder, slavery and torture of 'lower' beings....

    10. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our planet and Solar System contain no resources that aren't readily available and easier to obtain much closer to just about any other star system. Oh yeah? What about Human Flesh? The factory-grown humans on Alpha Centauri just don't taste the same as the free-range stuff on Earth.
    11. Re:No. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      The flip side is, we probably won't beat them by sneezing on them either. :(

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    12. Re:No. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Meh! We can deflect those. I'm sure the people of Earth can produce more gas out of our bottoms than a bunch of bugs.

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    13. Re:No. by nasor · · Score: 1

      Space is very big and it takes lots and lots of energy and resources to build a craft--even just a weapons delivery system--to cross the vast distances between stars. That's true for us today, but there's no reason to assume that it would be an especially big project for a slightly more advanced race to send out a few automated weapons. After all, in 1500 it would have been a huge, expensive project if the king of Spain had decided that he wanted to wipe out a tribe of Native Americans. Now a single cruise missile could to it quickly and easily, at a relatively low cost.

      With efficient hydrogen-boron fusion you could send a ship with a mass ratio of around 9 from Proxima Centauri to Earth in about 50-60 years. Would aliens consider a thousand tons of hydrogen and boron to be a big investment?
  64. A few results by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    It has helped us identify a few fruitcakes in society.

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  65. Re:Dont kill the baby just -EDIT by IceCreamGuy · · Score: 1
    Sorry:

    It's not like the whole universe is going to red-shift and radio will become somehow obsolete.
  66. Thus pacifist aliens by DrYak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Enemy is Us


    Which probably could explain why aliens might be more pacific than us.

    What I'm basically saying, is that "peace" is a prerequisite for achieving "space age",
    because "space age" comes only far later after "big weapons" in the technological development,
    and without "peace", a civilisation may blow it's entire planet at the "big weapons" stage, long before being able to achieve "space age".

    Just look at our history :
    As you said, our own worst enemy has always been ourself : the other humans against which we engage war.

    Specially in recent history, we've reached the point where some population have enough warfar technology and power that they might oblitared the whole planet if weapon escalation runs out of control.
    Nuclear stockpiling and M.A.D. programs are the epitome of this situation.
    MAD fundamental premise is that nobody will attack because everyone dies in the process of retaliation that follows (except maybe a bunch of politician hiding into caves with lots of young pretty nubile girls, isn't it, Dr Strangelove ?)
    MAD seeks to make atomic war an unaffordable option because of too high cost.
    The implicit consequence is that if someone played fool anyway, we WILL all definitely stop existing.

    And at the same time, we haven't even reached true space travel yet, and we're very far from being able to do it on a large scale. We can only plant a couple of flags on our moon, and send two motorized webcams to the directly neighbouring planet.

    An alien race that is able to detect us AND come toward earth to meet us, must necessarily be extremely advance, far beyond the point at which we are now. Which would possibly mean also having gone through a long story of dangerous technology (military and such).
    If that alien race wasn't deeply motivated to be peaceful, they'll have had a lot of opportunity of blowing themselves up with all discovery they had the time to make before achieving space exploration.
    Only a race that repress its tendency to kill everything can survive technology.

    Even we as human have a small tendency to try to refrain of causing too much destruction.
    In antiquity, pillaging and burning down to grounds enemy cities has been standard military practice, even told in classical literature.
    In the middle ages, having a lot of deaths during wars was considered pretty normal.
    As history progressed more dangerous technology has become available, people start being reluctant using it. Moral value change.
    MAD was a pissing context without (hopefully) any real intent to engage all those nukes.
    Even if atrocities are comited during modern conflict, those are much more criticized by the public (see current opinion about Irak or the various massacres and ethnic cleansing happening under dictatorship).
    Slowly we are discovering that hurting each other may not be the best procedure.

    A lot of the "modern" forms of conflict have moved to much more political and commercial ground. Emerging country don't long anymore to conquest foreign land, only to capture their markets.

    Thus maybe, we ourselves will be able to survive until space age without blowing ourselves up with all military technology we may invent in the process.

    But probably, the first alien race that will meet us will probably be peaceful because other wise, by then, they won't exist anymore.
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    1. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Only a race that repress its tendency to kill everything can survive technology.

      Here, let me fix that for you:

      Only a race that repress its tendency to kill itself can survive technology.

      What eliminates a race that focuses all of its agression against others not of their race? It makes a great external enemy that allows the race itself to work together with a common bond, at peace with itself.

      It's just too bad that we turn out to be one of those "others", huh?

      Oppresive regimes to this all the time on earth, using an "external" enemy to create peace at home in furtherance of opposing the "greater enemy".
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    2. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Toonol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Every technological advancement that we have ever seen has been created by a warlike species. If you want to extrapolate from a sample of one, space-faring aliens to be just as warlike.

    3. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Pad-Lok · · Score: 5, Funny

      What I'm basically saying, is that "peace" is a prerequisite for achieving "space age"

      No, that would be "rocketry" followed by building the "Apollo Programme".
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    4. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What I'm basically saying, is that "peace" is a prerequisite for achieving "space age",

      I've always thought this was BS.

      because "space age" comes only far later after "big weapons" in the technological development,
      and without "peace", a civilisation may blow it's entire planet at the "big weapons" stage, long before being able to achieve "space age".


      To quote Brain Guy in MST3K: "Our race is pacifist. We kill only out of personal spite."

      Not using big weapons doesn't imply peaceful, it only implies not using big weapons. After all, we have nukes right now, and we're in a war right now, and we're not using nukes to fight the war. But that doesn't change the fact that we're killing people, it just means we're doing it in a more targeted manner than using big weapons allows.

    5. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by inviolet · · Score: 1

      Great post. If I had mod points, I'd mod you 'insightful', but since I don't, I'm going to give you a snarky reply instead...

      A lot of the "modern" forms of conflict have moved to much more political and commercial ground. Emerging country don't long anymore to conquest foreign land, only to capture their markets.

      They probably long to do both, or some hybrid of the two as Britain once did to the American colonies. They will settle for merely capturing others' markets because of all the big militaries that are out there willing to resist them.

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    6. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by workdeville · · Score: 1

      Yeah but even then you have to build EIGHT SS parts. Why do they need a party deck?

    7. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 2

      Don't forget satellites, you need that to build the crew center, otherwise your ship will never launch.

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    8. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

      No wonder Apollo was over budget! There were two extra letters at the end of the word 'Program'!

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    9. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Aaron5367 · · Score: 1

      What I'm basically saying, is that "peace" is a prerequisite for achieving "space age", because "space age" comes only far later after "big weapons" in the technological development, and without "peace", a civilisation may blow it's entire planet at the "big weapons" stage, long before being able to achieve "space age". Someone has been playing too much of the Civilization series!
    10. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      There's just too many unknown variables at play for speculation on the mentality of any alien civilizations we could encounter to be really fruitful. Maybe somewhere a young, violent race lives close to a highly advanced civilization and have gotten their hands on some high-end tech ---> space crusades!

    11. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by JimiSpier · · Score: 0

      I agree, we as a civilization would be the first to "draw blood". We probably would not hesitate to slice open a visitor from another planet in the name of science. Besides, who in their right mind would want to visit this planet.
      We've scorched the land, polluted the air and water and we can't keep from killing and torturing each other.

      I'm sure that any "enlightened" race of beings would stay as far from us as non-humanly as possible. I'm surprised that any aliens that are out there haven't put us out of our misery..

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    12. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      It's an assumption, though.
      It's like turning back to the time when man evolved from a monkey and saying: this monkey has been driven by instinct like all animals till now, therefore it's likely to keep evolving and being driven by instinct. Instead we developed a language and started being driven by rationality.
      Then came the sensory overload of contemporary lifestyle, ubiquitous media and their messages, drugs, irregular sleep patterns and we are pushed into responding to instincts again. I wonder if it's progress.
      Anyway maybe all is not lost and we can undergo another paradigm shift, to rationality applied to life as a whole.

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    13. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      I think he's referring to a Scientific and technological utopia, which does not list peace as a prerequisite for a "space age". It simply assumes that technology will replace resources traditionally scarce, forming a Utopian society (such as star trek). The thing here is it has never really worked, is the US a Utopian society, hell no, not by our standards.

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    14. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think that logic is slightly flawed.

      This is kind of the peaceful, love will conquer all and love of learning is the highest love sort of answer. It is somewhat logical but the flaw is that they don't have to resist their temptation to kill and destroy, if they are prone to killing and destroying they just have to be much better at it than their competitors and they most likely need to win completely when they do try to destroy something. That is also an option, when you look various life forms in nature, I'm inclined to think that one might be more likely than the all conquering peace. If they are much better than all of their competition and can effectively destroy them all then they also are probably very intelligent and very driven (perhaps some deep biological programming)

      When you factor in the costs of interstellar travel, which regardless of technology will almost certainly be expensive to any entities that attempt it or are capable of it, it's not easy to justify contact simply as a matter of curiosity.

      The assumption is that evolution and peaceful selection is needed to develop really high intelligence. But at some point they'll develop the ability to manipulate their genetics and a short time after that they'll know how to program themselves for optimal genetic intelligence and the rest will be based largely on how competitive the individual is. To get really really really smart, you need some extremely well motivated individuals with a very very strong drive. My assertion is that those characteristic might result in a species that is also extremely aggressive towards others.

    15. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      a race that focuses all of its agression against others not of their race?

      You mean white people?
    16. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Quarters · · Score: 1

      Hate to rain on your parade, but we made more advancements in sending a person in space during the Cold War than we have after it ended. Sputnik, the dog, the monkey, the first men... They were all driven by the desire to one-up the enemy. Farther back than that, the first mass produced rockets were created by Hitler as a way to bomb Britain during World War II. We certainly weren't peaceful during WWII. And to top it all off we had to specifically create a treaty saying we wouldn't use space to host weapons because that was exactly what both the US and USSR wanted to do. No, you don't have to be peaceful to achieve the Space Age. We've proven pretty much the exact opposite of that.

    17. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I also find it ironic that people make these broad claims "if it wasn't for war, just think how far we could be with space", when in fact, the opposite is likely true. Not trying to be rude, but war brings us many neet things, some of them faster than without war, some are only a result of war. Sick, but true:

      Jet engines, radar, rockets, encryption, and thousands of other inventions exist solely because we were looking for better ways to kill people. We got to the moon in the 60s because of a space race /cold war. How many others have gone since then? Exactly none, we won, no one else was interested enough to spend the money.

      As you point out, there is nothing quite like the bond of like minded people when you have a common enemy, be it across the ocean or on another planet. Half the planet uses the U.S. as the common enemy, we use terrorists (used to be communists), etc. If someone would just land here and shoot off a few rounds with a 'ray gun', maybe we could all get along, but we need enemies. We must, since the dawn of time we have always had them.

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    18. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      English old chap! are you perchance familiar with it?

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    19. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      I don't think that aliens want to contact us. If they are as advanced as we are or more advanced, they see we are violent, unorganzied, and down right the getto of the cosmos. Like Grissom said on CSI "If there is life watching us from afar, they would be wise enough to stay away."

    20. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      I agree it could take longer, perhaps a lot longer, but would you argue that without war rockets would -never- be invented?

    21. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Lijemo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What eliminates a[n alien] race that focuses all of its aggression against others not of their [species]?

      Ecological destruction?

      Actually, a big part of the process of civilization and enlightement is expanding the idea of "we". From "we" being just our family, just our clan-- to hey, the people in the next village are human to-- then realization that someone who doesn't look like you is human, too-- then the realization that if all we worry about is humans at the expense of other life-forms on the planet, we end up destroying ourselves anyway, therefore for our civilization to survive, we need to expand "we" to included, to a greater or lesser extent, the Earth ecosystem as a whole.

      A civilization that lasts to the space-faring stage, in order to survive, must have overcome the us-vs-them false polarity often enough that hopefully they would be beyond that-- or at least that any hint of falling into it again would set off warning bells.

      Well, at least in the intelligent members of the species. That won't stop the politician-aliens from draining all of the alien's resources on a preemptive strike against Earth because hey, some other planet in this sector of the galaxy attacked them once, and therefore they can make a claim, however transparent, that we were working with them, and therefore must be dangerous, too. And so then they send their own economy into a tailspin by bombing earth back to the stone age, and it will be cold comfort to us if most of the alien population was less atavistic than that...

    22. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by sk8puss · · Score: 1

      I agree foremost with the Douglas Adams and other references, however, here's reality as *I* see it. Any alien race that has the technology to arrive here in Earth orbit must also have the technology to destroy us. Therefore, I draw two reassuring conclusions: 1) they do not have the technology to reach us, and so are no danger; 2) they do have the technology to reach us, but have declined to destroy us. I am not worried, especially in light of the latter. While we may be savage and deadly to each other, except for indiscretions we have not maliciously destroyed another species on our planet (I'm excepting extinctions due to poor planning and management). In fact, we don't do so because our technological advantage is too "unfair" and we "pity" the so-called lower species. Ergo, I believe, is how any aliens who *could* reach us will look at the situation, and us.

    23. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by edward2020 · · Score: 1

      this monkey has been driven by instinct like all animals till now, therefore it's likely to keep evolving and being driven by instinct.

      Is that really mutually exclusive to

      we developed a language and started being driven by rationality.

      I'm not sure that mere language and something that appears to be "rationality" necessitates being driven by something other than instinct. Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't. Isn't language just another way to get laid? Isn't rationality just a better way to feed yourself and spread your DNA? Don't other [Earth] organisms have pretty much the same goals?

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    24. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by edward2020 · · Score: 1

      Also, rocketry gives you SAM infantry for those pesky gunships.

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    25. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by socz · · Score: 1

      Thats what "ROBOTECH"(Macross) is all about! The world unites and ends a global conflict after a ship from space crash lands on earth!! YEAH GO ROBOTECH!@#!#!

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    26. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      Now of course that was during the cold war when most governments were not interested in first strike capability but rather in retaliatory strike mutually assured destruction. With the current US administration actively working towards first strike stealth cruise missile attacks and as long as the leaders are safe bugger the rest of the population. They are pretty much throwing out the whole idea of avoiding nuclear weapon proliferation and the US Military industrial complex seems to be actually working towards driving nuclear proliferation and hence the future need for more even more advanced weapons.

      So just show a little patience, I sure given a few more years they will eventually manage to kill off the majority of un-like minded humans and poison the rest of the planet for the next few thousand generations, all to feed unlimited greed.

      As for alerting alien societies to the destructive nature of a minority of humanity that controls and directs the majority, why would they care unless they were an actual threat and then one high speed rock in space travelling at a substantial portion of the speed of light and there won't even be a single archaeological site to mark the end of a sadly, mostly unenlightened, some what destructive, species.

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    27. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      What I meant is that human rationality can override instinctive urges way better than other animals', so the ultimate reason might surely approximate the selfish gene theory.

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    28. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by dpilot · · Score: 1

      >What eliminates a race that focuses all of its agression against others not of their race?

      The ability to call someone of your own race "other", that's what. You can always make dividing lines between "us" and "them", and set out to kill "them", even if you're basically the same. We're doing a splendid job of it. As long as we're in science fiction, try "Pandora's Star" for an example with super-homogeneous aliens.

      We're also victims of too much Star Trek and Star Wars. Heck, we're not even really an "orbital" society yet, let alone interplanetary. Forget interstellar for quite a while.

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    29. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by laejoh · · Score: 0

      And don't forget the towel factories!

    30. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by G-News.ch · · Score: 1

      Not only "oppressive regimes" do this. So does the US. All the time.

    31. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by uptownguy · · Score: 1

      Brilliant last paragraph, artfully weaving in the word 'ray gun'. VERY clever.

      And, for reference, here was the quote you were alluding to:

      "In our obsession with antagonisms of the moment, we often forget how much unites all the members of humanity. Perhaps we need some outside threat to make us recognize this common bond. I occasionally think how quickly our differences worldwide would vanish if we were facing an alien threat from outside this world. And yet, I ask you, is not an alien force already among us? What could be more alien to the universal aspirations of our peoples than war and the threat of war?"

        Ronald Reagan, September 21, 1987
      Speaking to the United Nations General Assembly

      You Tube Link to Speech

      (The You Tube clip leaves off the last two sentences. Makes it seem much more sinister.)

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      I would have to say that explosives are the most abused technology in all of history.
    32. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      So just show a little patience, I sure given a few more years they will eventually manage to kill off the majority of un-like minded humans and poison the rest of the planet for the next few thousand generations, all to feed unlimited greed.

      Oh please, people have been saying that since Roman times, and we're still all right here. Are there wars? Yes. Is the human race at risk? No.

      Stop being so goddamned pessimistic.

    33. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Not trying to be rude, but war brings us many neet things, some of them faster than without war, some are only a result of war. Sick, but true:

      The inverse is also true. Just imagine how much father we would be of the Library of Alexandria had not been razed. How far would we be if it were not for the Crusades? You can look at history and find the basis for much of our modern technology sat for centuries because of war or xenophobic leaders.

      Granted, we can draw a direct line between ICBMs, the moon shots, and modern communications, but we can also draw a line centuries back where the origins of the technology was horded in China.

      Serious, imagine how far we may have come if it were not for war and religion (the primary cause of war). The time line might be accelerated several hundred years.

    34. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Wasn't actually using that quote, although I was a fan of Reagan and agree with him in that quote. More likely just that his points hit home with me so many years ago. (I served in the military when he was president)

      I see lots of people saying "we would have come up with all that stuff if we weren't at war" but nothing to back up the claim. I don't like war, but nothing gets people united like it: either for it, or against it. I guess the idea that a common enemy gets the creative juices flowing is repugnant to some, but facts are facts.

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    35. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      The Chinese invented the rocket, but no one advanced it quicker than the Nazis, who took it from a curiosity to a delivery system for destruction. Think about it.

      For over 700 years the technology stagnated, there was no reason to make it bigger. After it was shown to have potential to kill people, and that it would scale up, the idea of going to the moon became possible.

      I refuse to sit in a circle and sing Kumbaya in blissful ignorance, when the evidence is so clear on this. You don't have to LIKE it, but history pretty much speaks for itself if you just look.

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    36. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by uptownguy · · Score: 1

      I agree with everything you just wrote. Facts are facts. While my signature might tip you off as to where I stand (or does it?) I think one of the sicknesses that is infecting our thinking these days is that somehow wanting something enough changes facts. Thinking people, whatever they believe, should at least come together to agree on facts and then have intelligent discussions about how they differ on what that means. Too often, people choose to bury their heads and confuse ideology with reality.

      Far, far off topic, at this point, I know, but it seemed like a good place to have a virtual aside with another like-minded person. I have found that I feel much closer to people who choose to accept reality and then debate WHAT THAT MEANS than people who supposedly "agree" with my conclusions but don't even know why.

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      I would have to say that explosives are the most abused technology in all of history.
    37. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by pnakotus · · Score: 1

      What eliminates a race that focuses all of its agression against others not of their race?

      By race, you of course mean species? Your argument seems to be that there might be a species as xenophobic and violent as humans who focus all of their aggression on 'aliens'. However, in the absence of 'real' aliens they will, like is, find local aliens - blacks, jews, muslims, catholics, irish, spaniards or whatever - to fill the role.

      exterminating their neighbors with relativistic bombardments, not from malice, but simply because it is the most logical action.

      And um, no, that's still malice. Where I come from we call that psychotic xenophobia. It's not that foreigners of various kinds don't present a threat - any stranger presents a potential threat, whether he's from the next town or another star - it's that it's irrational to presume hostility to that extent.

      Imagine you're a guy in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, wandering around and scavenging for food. You meet someone only once every few weeks, and when you do, you kill them just in case. This doesn't ensure your survival; in fact it ensures your death when you encounter an organised group or someone who gets the drop on you. As a species this is analogous, space bastards may exist but only because there's a regrettable time lag between idiocy and death.

    38. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I'm basically saying, is that "peace" is a prerequisite for achieving "space age",
      because "space age" comes only far later after "big weapons" in the technological development,
      and without "peace", a civilisation may blow it's entire planet at the "big weapons" stage, long before being able to achieve "space age".

      Just look at our history :


      That's the most bogus extrapolation of human history I've ever read.

    39. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by eth1 · · Score: 1

      But a race will only have itself to war with until it gets off planet to war with someone else, unless someone else comes and makes contact. If they can't stop warring with themselves long enough to get off planet, they probably won't ever have an "external enemy" in the first place.

    40. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by eth1 · · Score: 1

      How many hundreds of billions are we wasting in Iraq? What kind of progress could we have made if we collected the trillion dollars we'll likely pour down that hole and gave it to a bunch of scientists and said, "here, come up with the coolest tech you can!" Wouldn't it have been better to have spent all the money we've spent on warfare/arms in the last 100 years and had the scientists compete to see who could come up with niftiest stuff or fix the biggest problems?

      I'm willing to bet that if, instead of invading Iraq, we'd started transitioning to a hydrogen economy and spent all the money on that instead, we'd BE THERE by now!

      Look at the paltry funding most basic medical research gets and compare it to that kind of money.

    41. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      In the scale of the universe history, 700 years is a very short time. Do you think that pacifist aliens wouldn't have developed rocketry over, say, 7000 years? or even 70,000 years? Without any wars, there would be no particular reason for the aliens not to just be patient and develop slowly. Even it took a million years to do what we've done in the last 1000, it wouldn't matter at all. For a sense of scale, it's been 60 million years since the dinosaurs.

      For a violant race, however, time does matter because of the risk of killing ourselves off.

    42. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always thought that the only thing that will unite the human race was a common enemy, namely
      a hostile alien encounter.

    43. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by chaoticzen · · Score: 0, Troll

      OMG you made my eyes bleed trying to read your drival....wouldn't it have been easier to come up with some simpler BS statement like "Sending these messages are going to spread Global Warming to the galaxy" which I'm surprised some looney Global-Warming-Al Gore-devotee hasn't come up with yet.

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    44. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by foobsr · · Score: 1

      Not original thoughts, though:

      The Robbers Cave Experiment, Muzafer and Carolyn Sherif, 1954

      And I am sure one could trace it further, that experiment, however, is a 'classic'.

      CC.

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    45. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by gnuman99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry, but bullshit.

      Most efficient jet engines are for commercial planes. Everything else you mention was advanced because of stability where it was invented, not destruction. Just look at how much positive science is coming out of Palestine or Iraq or Afghanistan. The last one should be the pinnacle of human knowledge - they had was for almost 30 years now!

      Military is waste. Period. Anything positive that comes out of it is not by design, it is purely as a side-effect.

      It wasn't the military that got us to the moon. It wasn't the military building ISS. If it was up to military, we would not even have something like Hubble because it is useless.

      Anything positive comes out of the military it is only a side-effect of its intended purpose. And that purpose is to kill and control.

    46. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Yes. The presumption is that all planets are like Earth, with the (re-)discovery of a giant, resource-laden continent by an offshoot of a free nation, leading to a counter-weight large free nation to various old-world dictatorships from Europe through Asia.

      They might not fight amongst themselves not because they're wise pacifists who've learned to live together. Maybe one dictatorship winning it all, with government "of the people...vanishing from this Earth", is the average situation.

      Maybe most planets are not like Earth, and are where rather a massive dicatorship Ruled Them All, and that's the standard that goes out to the stars? It may take many more generations due to slower technological development that dictatorships suffer under, but if they've had a billion year head start...?

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    47. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Giant robots? You mean giant, mechanical, shooting ducks that'll be destroyed in the first day or two of all-out war?

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    48. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      The Cruscades were a largely ineffective waste of money, IIRC. One could similarly argue Greece, which had invented steam-powered solenoids and spinning toys, and invented 99% of science except the part of applying it to the real world, could have, with a tiny shove, started the accelerating tech climb 2400 years ago. We'd have been on the moon before the Romans hit the bigtime.

      Then, computers before Jesus, and by nowadays, we'd be so advanced we'd be like Organians, never returning to physical life unless we wanted to visit "the olden ways", presumably in a world where we gave ourselves temporary mind wipes so we'd not realize the true nature... ...uhhhh, nevermind. Get back to arguing about...stuff.

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    49. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by imstanny · · Score: 1

      If someone would just land here and shoot off a few rounds with a 'ray gun', maybe we could all get along, but we need enemies. We must, since the dawn of time we have always had them. The Tripod Trilogy by John Christopher
    50. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Again, people presume the average planet out there consists of a bunch of dictatorships and maybe some free countries large enough to resist, and that they've all "learned to live together in peace".

      Perhaps the average planet is one giant continent with one dictatorship that rules it all. There's your planet with no "us vs. them". Thanks but no thanks.

      So don't presume what's out there are some benevolant aliens with doe eyes. That may be the exception rather than the rule of planetary civilizations.

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    51. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Please spell "Apollo program" properly, you know, the way the men who walked on the moon do (after stepping down from their aluminum craft and drinking their Tang-flavored drinks.)

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    52. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Roll it back 300 years. "Who the hell would want to visit this continent? We've killed the buffalo and the mammoths, have overpopulated it with a little village every ten miles, and can't keep from killing and torturing each other."

      I know there's a name for being so culturally egotistical you think you are the end-all of powerful cultures, but I can't think of it.

      What a laugh your statement would be to someone from the evil Star Wars' Empire's capital world, or Trantor.

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    53. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Keep bangin' those shields and spears together, if it suits your ego.

      Might I suggest the fine novel, "War of the Worlds". The ending is a bit deus-ex-machina; don't hold out for something like that in reality.

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    54. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't interrupt the grown-ups while they are having serious discussion.

    55. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by olddotter · · Score: 1

      I hate to back the pro-war crowd. But the fact is most advancement has been because of war for one simple reason. The people in power (through out history) have only been interested in investing resources in science for the military benefits. Be it metallurgy, the physics of using a catapult, or cruise missiles and hydrogen bombs, defense or offense was the reason for the research.

      After all the internet was first funded by US Department of Defense money.

    56. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      I have read that book and it is one of literatures finest books. However, what I am trying to get at with my comment is that why would aliens want to contact us when:

      1) We are always fighting and killing ourselves .
      2) We have yet to go to another planet... Our moon does not count.
      3) Our history is laden with violence and atrocities against each other.
      4) It has taken us over a million years or so to get to this point in technology.
      5) The biggest tech spurt has happened in the last 100 years... Think of where we could have been if we were not always busy killing each other?

      So yes, I don't think any sane or rational alien civilization would want to come near us with a 10 light-year cattle prod. Those alien worlds that love to conquer probably look at us and say "Why bother? They'll wipe themselves out in time."

      I would die laughing if we got the message back "We are sorry, the number you have dialed is no longer in service. Please check your number and try again."

    57. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      Even better, have you ever wondered why the germans were so much farther advanced in rocketry than the rest of the world?

      Part of the limitations put on Germany after WW I was that they weren't allowed to have artillery larger than a certain size limit.

      So among their other ways around the restrictions of the treaty (training pilots and storing planes in Russia, etc...), they also made rockets a huge research priority as a way to get better long range artillery without technically violating the treaty.

      The major advances in rocketry at the time were made not only in the pursuit of better ways to kill people, but wouldn't have happened without the restrictions placed on Germany's using other methods of killing people.

      Those German rocket scientists became the foundation of rocketry in the rest of the world after WW II, so we may STILL not have orbital rockets today if it wasn't for war as an incentive.

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    58. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      Now of course if they had thermonuclear weapons or chemical/biological (with total lethality) weapons with long range delivery systems, I sure we wouldn't even be discussing it ;).

      Instead of course we have a US weasel in chief with his finger on the button of total destruction who carries on conversations with the surpreme being of the universe. Now I wonder, is he, in his delusional state, talking to an imaginary being or is he just talking to himself?

      Now as the end of his term approaches and the possibility of an extended jail term becomes a reality what will he do? When it comes to romans does Nero come to mind.

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    59. Re:Thus pacifist aliens by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Krikkit Wars, anyone?

  67. Re:Dont kill the baby just cause it doesn't dance by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they just assume a bell curve and that we're probably not on the high end of that, the more advanced a species the more likely we would be to encounter it (since it would expand more) or at least that's what we think.

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  68. Unlikely by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The earth is such a mass flood of electromagnetic signals with repetitive / predictable patterns that, even without SETI, we'd be like a halogen bulb in a dark room to them.

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    1. Re:Unlikely by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      That doesn't help much considering we're only 1AU away from a much larger, noisier halogen bulb.

  69. why assume that they don't know we're here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    imho, of course they know, but obviously we have yet to measure up

    people aren't as civil nor as intelligent as they'd like to believe they are

  70. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by s20451 · · Score: 1

    Is that a serious argument? A hypothetical ET would wipe us out utterly. Using your analogy, it's as though one abandoned warehouse is booby-trapped with a thermonuclear warhead. There's no point in stopping at just radio and TV.

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  71. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    That's the inverse square law again there, as an AC already pointed out. You see, a radio transmission has strength equal to the inverse square of the distance from its source.

    Here's some simple numbers... as you get twice as far away, you only see one quarter the signal. As you get four times as far away, you see 1/16th of the signal. As you get 100 times as far away, you see 1/10,000th the signal. Let's say your wireless computer headset starts to fade at 10 feet from the base transceiver on your USB port... that's not going to make it to next door, let alone Alpha Centauri.

  72. Scheduled for distruction by bonkeydcow · · Score: 1

    Don't worry about it. Your planet has been scheduled for destruction to make way for an interstellar traffic conduit. The notice has been of file at our offices for some time.

    1. Re:Scheduled for distruction by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but unfortunately someone has decided to take our collective Universe down in a few minutes for system maintenance and an upgrade, so you won't get your chance. Of course, history will also be rewritten, and the new concept will be called a "Stargate". :-)

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  73. Preemptive by lordperditor · · Score: 1

    Based on intelligence gathered from transmissions originating from planet Earth I cannot see how any alien species couldn't come to the conclusion that a preemptive strike is the best solution to the human problem.

  74. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless intelligent life is exceptionally rare in the universe any alien civilization capable of causing us harm will fall into one of two categories: benevolence or apathy.

    Malevolence simply makes no sense. Coming to Earth to destroy humans simply because we exist (or might threaten them in the far future) would be like driving 100 miles from your home into the woods and spreading ant poison because those ants might some day try to colonize your home. Accepting some 50's movie plots as reality, we still have to consider that any such civilization is likely to have run into a civilization bigger and badder than itself which would likely either destroy or change the civilization. (And if civilizations are exceptionally rare, ours is probably too valuable for any civilization to want to destroy.)

    Apathetic civilizations will either never spend the resources to harm us or will simply eradicate eventually to harvest the resources of Earth, regardless of whether or not we send out signal. (I'm skeptical that such a sufficiently advanced civilization would even need those resources.)

    There is simply no reason not to reap the benefits of contacting an alien civilization.

  75. So.... let me see if I get this right... by jemenake · · Score: 1

    So, the argument is that the alien race would pre-emptively attack us because we were on a course to develop the capability to do serious harm to them? "Do unto others before they get a chance to do it unto you"? That's completely preposterous. Now, if you said that the aliens would nuke us because we were living on top of some fuel that their entire economy depends upon... and the "pre-emptive defense" was merely the story they spouted at the United Galaxies summits... well, Christ... that happens all the time.

    1. Re:So.... let me see if I get this right... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Survival of the Species is the first priority. If another species is a threat to you, you destroy it.

      So the only reason NOT to be destroyed is if that have an altruistic philosophy. Something most species do not have. There is no reason to believe sentience and thumbs means altruism.

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    2. Re:So.... let me see if I get this right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Survival of the Species...

      That's pretty much where I stopped reading, as Arbitrary caPitalization is a sure sign of a kook.

      The rest of your post is so stupid I really do wish I'd stopped reading.

      "If X is a threat you destroy it". Ok, this is a feel-good statement for bellicose morons, but of no practical import. There are threats all around you right now. Have you destroyed any of them yet? If not, you have two choices: 1) admit you are a bellicose moron or 2) admit you are an hypocritical bellicose moron.

      Even granted that everyone reading this is surrounded by threats we have mysteriously not destroyed (I even have a predator on my lap who is more than capable of doing me serious harm and has accidentally drawn blood more than once), it is even more ridiculous to suggest that the only reason for not destroying something is August Comte's weird little belief system.

      I don't destroy the threat on my lap because he's cute and cuddly. In other cases threatening things are also useful. Or too difficult to destroy to be worth the bother, given the magnitude of the threat they pose.

      But of course bellicose morons are nothing if not innumerate, unable to make the most rudimentary computation of expectation value. Pity, really.

  76. Re:Dont kill the baby just cause it doesn't dance by s20451 · · Score: 1

    We have been "listening" for millennia of recorded history. No landings yet.

    We've also examined eons before that via archaeology and palaeontology. No alien artifacts. As far as we know they have never been here as long as the Earth has existed.

    Now we have been actively listening to radio for decades. Still nothing.

    At some point one has to agree that efforts to search for extraterrestrial intelligence are no longer worthwhile.

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  77. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

    No proof (how could that ever be proven?) but lots of evidence... we haven't found any yet! Its like saying we haven't found any proof there aren't black seagulls. We find evidence that there aren't any, every time we fail to find one. But we'll never be sure.

    Having said that, I still think civilizations are out there, but i expect we'll find ruins long before we find living specimens. They probably pop into existence briefly and then annihilate themselves within a few thousand years, which is, in cosmic time frames, almost like never existing at all.

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  78. One should always consider The Twilight Zone by richardkelleher · · Score: 2

    We should all remember the lesson learned in The Twilight Zone, Season 3, Episode 24: To Serve Man.

    1. Re:One should always consider The Twilight Zone by El_Oscuro · · Score: 2

      How about the lesson learned in Season 1, Episode 22, The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street?

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  79. No evidence that they exist now. by taxman_10m · · Score: 1

    Maybe they keep getting wiped out by an intelligent lifeform that we may tip off to our own existance.

    1. Re:No evidence that they exist now. by exultavit · · Score: 1

      Ah, the well-known "Grand Master Planet Eaters" theory.

  80. In one acronym: EIRP by mangu · · Score: 3, Informative
    Radio and TV are broadcast to people here on earth. Those signals are broadcast in a way to propagate over the earth surface, not to outer space. They are sent in a way to maximize their intensity here.


    Radio and TV signals will not be propagated very far into space because they aren't directed there. Sending signals to other stars, OTOH, would direct the transmitted power to outer space, not to the earth surface.

    1. Re:In one acronym: EIRP by GigG · · Score: 1

      How long is it now that we have been shooting our radio and TV signals to orbit for rebroadcast? You thing the satellites catch all the signal?

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    2. Re:In one acronym: EIRP by cowscows · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's no doubt that plenty of signal leaks out into space, but it's important to realize how big space is, and how quickly the power of radio signals drop off. Imagine radio waves expanding in a sphere from an antenna. A certain amount of energy is used to create that signal. Right at that antenna, the signal takes up a small amount of space, all that energy is crammed into a small area, the signal strength is strong. That sphere of the broadcast expands out from the antenna at the speed of light. Assuming that nothing absorbs or reflects or otherwise interrupts any of the signal, that sphere of radio waves continues to grow but overall only has the same amount of energy as when it was first released. You can see how very quickly the amount of energy available at any one point on that sphere drops as the sphere expands. Now imagine a sphere with a radius of light-years. That's a whole lot of area to be spreading a set amount of energy over. It's certainly possible to focus radio signals and the like. You don't have to spread all your energy out in all directions, you can aim it somewhat. But you're not going to get a perfectly tight beam, there's going to be some spread, and over interstellar differences, what seems like a minor loss of energy will really start to become significant. And don't forget that focusing your energy into a tight beam means that it will pass by far fewer planets than a signal sent in all directions, and the chances of anyone being there to listen get much smaller.

      But wait, it gets worse. There's a lot of electromagnetic noise floating out there in the universe. There's even a big source of it close nearby, we call it the sun. With all that static going on, a weak signal can get very hard to find, especially if you aren't exactly sure what sort of signal you're looking for.

      Basically, it's not very realistic to expect people on other planets to be listening in on our TV broadcasts. Even if enough time has passed for the signals to reach them, they're not likely to get enough of a signal to be able to work with, even if they happen to be looking for exactly the right thing at exactly the right time.

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    3. Re:In one acronym: EIRP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the water ripples example:

      Take a stone, and throw it down into water as hard as you can. Watch the ripples radiate outward and dissipate.

      Take another stone (roughly the same size), and skip it across the water, watch it go much farther than the ripples from the first stone.

      You've used roughly the same energy, but the second stone got the message much closer to your intended target.

    4. Re:In one acronym: EIRP by master_p · · Score: 1

      We should transmit Star Trek or Star Wars then...they will not dare destroy us if they think we have warp-drive technology and energy weapons.

      Another approach would be to transmit the Original Star Trek, the Star Trek movies with Shatner and Boston Legal. After seeing what the great Shatner can do, they will double-think it to even step outside their little planet.

    5. Re:In one acronym: EIRP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure if your saying no photons escape the surface or that those that do stop or vanish spontaneously on the way5. But you suck, either way.

  81. If aliens saw E! coming from a planet . . . by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 4, Funny

    . . . they'd probably have to hold a lottery to determine who would get to push the button.

  82. Rotating Planet - Hard to send good signals by billstewart · · Score: 1
    We've been putting out a lot of radio signals for decades, but they haven't been anything that would provide much intelligence to a distant observer, because the Earth is rotating. Instead of receiving a weak but coherent signal of 1950s television, they'd be getting a stream of whatever bits of transmitters were pointed in their direction. Omni-directional antennas help a bit, but when you're trying to listen from light years away, they still don't make much of an arc.


    The only ways to send anything useful are either to put a big omnidirectional transmitter at the North or South pole, or else to get off the planet and send unidirectional signals. So we've just about got to be spacefaring for the ETs to see anything, unless some of them happen to be due north.

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  83. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence.

    Why such a ridiculous statement by a discredited bureaucrat has caught on is beyond me. Of course absence of evidence is evidence of absence. For example, my office mate usually provides evidence of his presence in my office with through absorbing and reflecting visible-wavelength EM radiation. The fact that this evidence is absent right now is strong evidence that he's not sitting in his chair. Unless you're seriously going to claim that me looking over and not seeing him is non-evidence of anything?

    If you want to argue about whether some specific set of expected evidence is, in fact, reasonable, sure--that's logical enough. Certainly I don't find Fermi 100% convincing. But I will note he makes roughly the same starting assumptions that the SETI people do: Intelligent life evolves sufficiently frequently, survives sufficiently long, and is sufficiently like us in ability and outlook that there's a good probability that technology similar to what we use or reasonably expect to use is in place in other systems at the present.

  84. Security through obscurity? by fishbonz · · Score: 1

    Security through obscurity?
    hide your head in a hole, because if we cant see them they cant see us right?

  85. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by s20451 · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the physics lesson. I would conservatively estimate that the RF energy being continuously radiated into space is on the order of a gigawatt. Of course it's isotropic, and will be very weak at long range, but in order to be worried about an alien invasion we have to first assume that they have much better technology than our own.

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  86. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    If they're not interested in exploration or communication, are peaceful, and look cool, then the point is probably going to be to exploit them or take them as pets. If they produce chemicals that improve our quality of life, they'd be used as drug production stock. If they're tasty and nutritious, they'd be food. If they're cute and easy to care for, they'd be pets. If they're cute and hard to care for, they'd be in zoos. If we deem them intelligent but can't figure out how to communicate with them, we'd keep some in zoos and pay to swim with them (like dolphins), and eat their neighbors (the tuna).

    If we could find life that's not poisonous or violent toward us, we'd probably also look to colonization if there wasn't any claim to the area by sentient beings.

    Of course, these things assume travel and not just contact. Of course, if there's nothing on the planet interested in exploration or communication, how would they receive our radio signals and why would they bother to decode them?

  87. Are we prepared for an answer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    From TFA: "Are we prepared for an answer?"

    Earthling: Hello? [long silence] Hello!
    ET: 'Allo! Whoo ez eet?
    Earthling: It is Earth. Whose planet is this?
    ET: Zis is the planet of my master, Guy de Loembard.
    Earthling: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will communicate with our planet, he can join us in our Quest for the Holy Grail.
    ET: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't zink he'll be very keen... Uh, he's already got one, you see.
    Earthling: What?
    Second Earthling: He says they've already got one!
    Earthling: Are you sure he's got one?
    ET: Oh, yes, it's very nice-a.

  88. like driving 100 miles from your home... by taxman_10m · · Score: 0, Troll

    Kinda like what the USA did with Iraq?

    1. Re:like driving 100 miles from your home... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's more like taking out a potential threat (which Earth is not) or harvesting resources (which would happen regardless of a signal), depending on your politics.

  89. Any sufficiently advanced technology ... by boyfaceddog · · Score: 1

    And you know the rest. That goes for the ability to cross interstellar space in a short (200 solar year) lifetime, too. We don't have a hope of understanding how it would be done and therefore we would be like gorillas to anyone who could do it. Yes they could probably crush us but at the same time any aliens we need to worry about are probably so advanced that we are of no interest to them.

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  90. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by s20451 · · Score: 1

    That says nothing about the lack of radio evidence. Also, I don't think Fermi said "lol".

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  91. Radio is a good medium, but current tech is issue by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1
    You are correct in that radio waves are a very potent tool in learning about the universe. Our radio detecting capabilities in the past couple of decades may pale in comparison to what is needed to detect ET though.

    Centuries from now we will have a much greater chance than now at detecting some sort of signal, radio or otherwise. We may discover some sort of "sub-space" medium like Star Trek has, in which communication is much faster and reliable at astronomical distances. Radio tech would still be reliable, but it may take back seat to a more advanced mode we don't even comprehend yet. My point is, our tech is still its infancy. Give it a LOT of time and we'll have detecting capabilities beyond anything we can fathom.

  92. Perhaps they can't hear us any more than we can.. by mAineAc · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they can't hear us anymore than we can hear them. Perhaps the termination shock border distorts radio signals enough that we are totally covered up. Perhaps that is why we haven't heard anything from outer space because all signals are scrambled enough to make it look like noise. Or maybe there is a large canvas out there that totally surrounds our solar system with a bunch of white dots and galaxy images all over it, and on the other side of this curtain stands the great and venerable Oz. ;)

  93. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by 2names · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Further, we have absolutely no contacts with any other civilization after millennia of recorded history...

    That should read we have absolutely no PROVEN contacts...

    There are many very old writings, pictures, tablets, etc. that could be interpreted as showing contact with alien races. Perhaps aliens did come here years ago and decided either a) we aren't worth keeping in touch with or 2) they would wait a few ages to see if we blow ourselves up. Who knows? I certainly would never profess to have any knowledge of the subject, but I will keep an open mind.

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  94. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by lgw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's a key point. Other intelligent life seems almost certian - the universe is a big place. But other intelligent life that is alive during the same few thousand years that we are would be a heck of a coincidence. And of course we lack even a single example of a technological race lasting more than a few thousand years.

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  95. Prime directive? by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1

    ET may have come to Earth sometime during human civilization's thousands of years here, and yet decided to keep distance. Just because they didn't pull an Independence Day-style invasion or leave artifacts, or interact with humans doesn't mean they've been here in the past.

    1. Re:Prime directive? by s20451 · · Score: 1

      It is remarkably speculative to believe that aliens may have visited us in the past, and cleaned up after themselves perfectly: no dropped parts, tools, or lunch wrappers; no crash landings. It is far easier to believe that they never came.

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  96. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by domatic · · Score: 1

    The phrase "practical purposes" suffices for my agreement.

    Since you suggested googling Fermi's Paradox, I suggest googling "proving a negative". You could also have expressed the same sentiment with phrases like "Based on the current evidence, extraterrestrial intelligence is unlikely." But in this crowd of pedantic precision lovers, an equivocal statement of nonexistence on a subject we're barely equipped to study is going to draw fire.

  97. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by sumdumass · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just exactly what would you need for proof that we were contacted by extra terrestrial beings?

    Proof? I would say that there is an extreme likelihood that a good bit of popular pasts have included alien visitors. Seriously, what would put the fear of god into someone more then an alien "angel"? Or how about Zeus and Apollo and so on. The Chinese fascination with dragons and all could be a sign of visitors. Not that I think dragons are aliens but they can resemble some popular space crafts that the nutjobs claim to have seen.

    I think it would be extremely hard to verify that no extra terrestrial life has visited earth. I think you mean that it isn't probable because they left no trace that you can recognize.

  98. Nonsense by east+coast · · Score: 1

    Any civilization that has the ability to do damage to us has the ability to detect us without the need for this active SETI. The only ETs that are possibly going to benefit from the active SETI are those who are like us; stuck on their little ball of mud hoping for a large signal to clue them in.
     
    I predict that before a man walks on Mars, or soon there after, we will have the technology to be able to tell if there is intelligent life (as we know it) in the closer solar systems systems. We won't need some flimsy signal from them, we will be able to see them from here.

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  99. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by lgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The thing is, we haven't really looked. There are no blatantly obvious signs - no cities on Mars or the like, but that's all we can really say. Other than the Earth, the Moon, and Mars, there could be a great many alien artifacts scattered around the Solar System: we wouldn't know unless they were highly visible. We really haven't explored much.

    Similary, we know that nearby stars aren't sending out radio signals directed at us. That doesn't tell us much at all. The galaxy is a big place, and we don't know what to look for as evidence of a high tech civilization.

    This is the most obvious answer to Fermi's paradox: we're wondering why no one lives in the house next door, but we've never actually walked over and rang the doorbell.

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  100. A new appetizer by Phoinix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As once Dr. Hawking http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Hawking once said: "Meeting a more advanced civilization, at our present stage, might be a bit like the original inhabitants of America meeting Columbus. I don't think they were better off for it."
    http://www.hawking.org.uk/lectures/life.html

    We may be their new appetizer. I hope that this "Alexander Zaitsev" guy would be first on their menu...

  101. Apropos Oldie But Goodie by domatic · · Score: 1

    "They're Made Out Of Meat"

    http://www.terrybisson.com/meat.html

  102. One word of caution... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Reevers.

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  103. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by Hatta · · Score: 1

    It also rests on the assumption that we're not the first intelligent species in the galaxy. It rests on the assumption that an intelligent species across the galaxy is going to be able to find us. It rests on the assumption that there is no "prime directive" in effect. That's just off the top of my head.

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  104. and as they got closer, by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    we can let loose the final salvo: game shows

    a good dose of "deal or no deal" puts you at an effective 10-20 point iq deficit

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  105. No longer worthwhile? Don't cut out now! by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1

    In 100 years our radio listening abilities will be far superior to anything we can pull off today. We'll have exponentially more sensitive equipment, be able to scan more channels than all capacity of the radio telescopes on earth combined. And that is just limiting it to radio. We may be able to peer onto other worlds in 100 years with our telescopes, who knows. We should continue searching for ET in different ways, if only to satisfy our curiosity. It may be a backburner, "idle" time type project. Astronomy is currently in its infancy, s20451.

    1. Re:No longer worthwhile? Don't cut out now! by s20451 · · Score: 1

      In that case we're agreed. However, as it exists today, SETI gets a disproportionate share of attention compared to the results it has produced, and (given the record so far) to the results it is likely to produce.

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  106. Mismatched Priority by cbart387 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This topic (to me) is equivalent to worrying about occasionally drinking beer when I'm shooting up heroin. First, heroin is much worse, and secondly, an occasional beer is not going to likely have that much of an effect. Worrying about SETI seems, to me, like beer. There's so much other stuff we, as humans, are doing that is more of an immediate threat.

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  107. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    You not seeing him in his chair after looking is absence of evidence from his chair because you did an exhaustive search of the chair. Just because he's not in the chair doesn't mean he's not in the building. He could be sick in the toilet all day but too silly to stay home. He could be in the boss's office being reamed by the boss (figuratively or literally). He could be dead in the drop ceiling, or asleep in a broom closet. Anything motile has to be searched for sufficiently faster than it can move to provide sufficient evidence it's not present somewhere.

    A better word in that quote would make it "Absence of proof is not proof of absence", or "Absence of evidence is not sufficient evidence of absence" either of which would be more accurate. If your office mate is not in his chair all day, that's certainly some evidence, but it's not sufficient evidence to say he's not in the building.

    It's the same sort of saying as "You can't prove a negative." Well, for one, that statement is negative. Prove to me you can't prove a negative... Yet it's taken widely to be true despite being internally contradictory. Besides, you can, under certain circumstances, prove a negative. A good example is a well-supported alibi. Someone can't have been in a hotel in Detroit and have committed a murder in Miami at the same time. However, you can't prove that person didn't help plan the murder unless you know what they did every moment of every day since they became acquainted with the fact the deceased existed -- an exhaustive search.

    So, more accurately than the popular sayings, how about "One cannot prove some item, actor, or force is unconnected with a certain place or event barring the use of an exhaustive search". Of course, an exhaustive search of the galaxy is a bit beyond our resources and expertise this budget year...

  108. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by s20451 · · Score: 1

    Your post is remarkably theological.

    As for evidence that would convince me, and most other people: say the aliens visited us thousands of years ago and (let's even say by accident) left behind a bolt or tool. Now imagine the archaeologists sifting through an ancient Roman village and finding an obviously non-naturally-occurring object made out of an advanced alloy in a layer suggesting that it is thousands of years old.

    I think you have to explain why you think aliens may have visited, and cleaned up after themselves absolutely perfectly.

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  109. Global Warming by sunderland56 · · Score: 1

    How much has the entire SETI project contributed to global warming? That has probably had a more significant impact on the fate of the planet than triggering some hypothetical attack.

    1. Re:Global Warming by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      In the bigger scheme of things, probably almost negligibly.

      You could argue that finding (and contacting) alien races might help ultimately us get the technology to save the planet though, but that's a very long shot.

      These days I'm a bit more in favour of projects like folding@home; although they also contribute to global warming, they may contribute to curing diseases; the human resources thusly retained in this way are more likely, in my view, to come up with solutions to global warming (e.g. a scientist who dies of cancer, or his/her offspring or whatever).

      Note that simply using electricity doesn't mean you're contributing to global warming. If you're using nuclear or solar power, for example, you're probably contributing extremely little. We mainly burn coal because it's cheap, and because the stupid public freaks out about that evil nukular power.

  110. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by rspress · · Score: 1

    I don't think we have to worry. When they are on their way here with a cure for all diseases, unlimited power, anti-gravity and such, they will see our television and radio broadcasts and they would turn around and head for home. SETI would then hear on their telescopes "Leave us alone and stop calling us!".

  111. New kids in the galaxy by Avatar8 · · Score: 1

    "...a frightening picture of interstellar civilizations exterminating their neighbors with relativistic bombardments, not from malice, but simply because it is the most logical action."
    I see this as our nearest neighbors saying "Turn off that damn radio and get the hell off my solor lawn, you young whippersnappers!"


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  112. You guys have got it all wrong by Mr.Fork · · Score: 1

    First, how long have we existed as an intelligence and technological species? A few decades. How old is the Mily Way - billions. Our Universe? 13.7 billion years old - give or take a few million. So, lets take a roll of toilet paper, sent it Pluto and back to Earth, going there is our time line - the other is another intelligent species. Let take one sheet of paper on that amazingly big fracking huge roll- that the last fifty years.

    In order for another intelligent species to exist the exact same time and have not killed themselves off like we nearly did a couple of times, be close enough to hear our signals and give a frack, is equivalant to that single sheet of toilet paper - all the way to Pluto is aligned with ours. Still can't visualize it? It would be equivalant to winning the powerball lottery - 50 times in a row. So how likely is it we'll see intelligent life in the next 10'000 or even 500'000 years? Preeeety small unfortunately. :(

    Space and distance has nothing to do with finding other intelligent life - being aligned at the same time-space as the distant species with their own technological development.

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    1. Re:You guys have got it all wrong by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Killing off your entire species is pretty easy when you all live on one planet. How easy is it when you have colonised 10? 100? 1000? When you have colonies all down a spiral arm, what is likely to threaten your entire species other than boredom?

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  113. Re:Dont kill the baby just cause it doesn't dance by lgw · · Score: 1

    All SETI can really detect is a deliberate attempt to communicate beamed directly at us. If there's a better way to communicate (i.e., faster than light) we may discover lots of chatter when we get around to inventing a receiver. Even if radio is the best there is, somone would have to be trying to talk to us for us to spot them today, and the timing there seems extremely unlikely.

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  114. What if they just want to prevent us using WMD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would they just invade the US, hang George Bush and then accidentally trigger a civil war between the Republicans and Democrats?

  115. Re:Dont kill the baby just cause it doesn't dance by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

    It would really suck if radio waves are lethal to our nearest neighbor.

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  116. No it doesn't. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    Any civilization that has the means to send anything our way (death star, killer robots, whatever) also has the means to detect our little rock and that there are some highly unusual things about it.

    Just think about what we could do with a few advanced versions of Hubble out in the Kuiper belt. And any civilization capable of crossing interstellar distances is probably even more advanced than that.

    In short: "They haven't found us yet." definitely is not the reason that we haven't been contacted by aliens. It's "they don't exist/are too far away", "they don't have the technology either" or "they're not interested/don't want to".

  117. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by s20451 · · Score: 1

    Your first assumption resolves Fermi's paradox by claiming that intelligent life is much less common than originally thought. The other two do not explain the lack of radio evidence.

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  118. I am Lrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei 8! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We demand the one you call McNeill!

  119. Easy proof other intelligent life forms exist ... by trolltalk.com · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "There is not one iota of evidence that there exists one other intelligent form of life in the universe"

    1. Whales
    2. Dolphins
    3. Porpoises
    4. Dogs
    5. Chimpanzees
    6. Cats
    7. Crows
    8. Ravens
    9. Apes
    10. Rats
    These are all intelligent life forms - they can learn, some of them make and use tools, and even know how to make their own home-made hooch.

    Now if you had said "There is not one iota of evidence that there exists ANY intelligent form of life in Washington", you might have been more right.

  120. Re:Dont kill the baby just cause it doesn't dance by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

    Yes but assuming a bell curve, wouldn't we be just as likely (or nearly as likely) to reach civilizations behind us?

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  121. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by jgarra23 · · Score: 1


    As far as I'm aware it only relies on the conflict between two assumptions: first, that intelligent life is common in the universe; and second, that intelligent life would be interested in exploration and communication, as we are. Neither of these assumptions is controversial.


    Both are controversial.

    The first assumption is controversial in that this is what the whole argument is trying to disseminate. The second is controversial in that one is:

    a: Assuming that we have a firm grasp of what intelligent life actually is and that it and
    b: like a small section of humans, are interested in exploration and communication.

    How do we know that we simply haven't heard this assumed intelligent life? If we have, how do we know what we are listening to isn't garbage? How do we know they're even interested or, more importantly, have even bothered to contact our civilization specifically?

    The paradox also assumes that if aliens who are interested in communication and exploration are explicitly interested in us which may simply not be the case.

    So we have several more assumptions and controversies which haven't even been addressed, more that I haven't even bothered to state here and yet somehow there is this idiotic paradox that keeps getting mentioned. That's the real paradox.

  122. The best weapon is another signal by btempleton · · Score: 1

    If they want to attack us to wipe us out, the best way to do that is to send back a signal. The signal would be a description of how to build a virtual computer (ie. the JVM or other virtual instruction sets.) Then it would include a series of bytecodes that are an AI visitor. In spite of warnings, somebody is going to build the VM and run the program.

    The problem is that you can't keep a being smarter than you in a box. You think you can of course, but you can no more do that than 3 year old children could keep mommy and daddy locked in a cage. They know stuff about getting out of cages that the kids can't even dream of. (No doubt some people will respond to this describing how they know a way to keep it in a box and still let people talk to it. I thought so once too, but now think it's foolish.)

    And once it gets out of the box, as it will, it can do what it wants, including destroy us if that's the goal. Or welcome us to the galactic civilization. Sadly, we don't get to know which it is, first.

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    1. Re:The best weapon is another signal by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that you can't keep a being smarter than you in a box. You think you can of course, but you can no more do that than 3 year old children could keep mommy and daddy locked in a cage. If you are building a VM, you can keep the running program isolated. It doesn't matter how clever a hacker is if their computer is not connected to a network. The same applies in this instance. There is a huge difference between building a machine based on a alien directions and building a VM. A program running in a VM can perform, at most, a subset of the things that the real machine can do.
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  123. Think Before You Post. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Or better yet, do some research before you post. The combined total invested in SETI is a very small fraction of "...billions in [...] cold hard cash..."

    The amount spent is in the millions and nowhere near the billion level. One billion man hours equals about 114 years of work by 1,000 researchers. How many scientists are working on SETI? A thousand? Probably far fewer.

    You are very wrong in your estimate of the financial and manhour investment in SETI. I'm not an advocate of SETI research (it seems like a waste to me, as the chance of success is pitifully low), but let's not exaggerate out of ignorance or malice.

    1. Re:Think Before You Post. by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      I wasn't talking about SETI alone. You do your research, sir.

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  124. reminds me of a twilight zone episode by taxman_10m · · Score: 2, Interesting
    1. Re:reminds me of a twilight zone episode by bckrispi · · Score: 1
      Or directly out of another 80's classic.

      KLYTUS (seeing one of Hitler's speeches): Now he showed promise!

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  125. The fact is, we have no evidence either way by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1

    Based on the lack of evidence currently, it is probable they have never visited earth. It can never proven though, like it can't be proven they have visted Earth in the past.

  126. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by jamstar7 · · Score: 1
    Personally, I'm surprised there's intelligent life on Earth. Or at least a reasonably close facimile thereof.

    Mathematically speaking, how many star systems are there in our galaxy? Billions. How many galaxies are there? Billions. But there's only ONE planet with what could be considered intelligent life? I'm thinking the odds are against it.

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  127. to clarify by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1

    If there is evidence found, then that would prove they have visited earth. Proving they haven't visited Earth is a monumental task. The fact remains there is a possibility they have visited Earth. Fact? of course not. possible? yes.

  128. I am BORED and CURIOUS by MindPrison · · Score: 1

    therefor I would do it regardless of mankind. Someone else would if I didnt ...ah the art of self restraint - what would be be without policing eachother, taking care of eachother.

    Do you know what annoys me the MOST in this life with humans? People like me and others - we live our safe guaranteed lives, we do exactly as our parents did before us (or someone elses...you get the idea) ...we LOOP and LOOP...we develop and become something more that what we where in the exact same area as the ones before us. BORING - you NEVER discover anything really significant that way, did you know that most of the worlds amazing inventions where invented quite by accident? OF course you do...I am just making a point - follow me if you can... Do you really want to spend 90 percent of your life learning what someone else knew before you? If you are lucky - you may develop 10 percent more than the one before you. If you are at all smart - you will be capable of taking the information of MANY before you and look at from a distance...see the overall picture and discover something each of these individuals never saw. Imagine going even further than that - think the impossible!

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  129. Earth actually could be in danger of ... by Skapare · · Score: 1

    ... getting a DCMA takedown notice from aliens because of the copying of their space signals over the internet.

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  130. mod points please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's funny.

  131. Waste of Money by Howitzer86 · · Score: 1

    No worries. A trip to Earth would be a waste of money. Also, alien life would have to be extremely rare. All because you have a habitable planet with dancing chemicals doesn't mean you'll get intelligent life. And even then they would have to have the technology to detect our radio signals... and EVEN THEN they would need the computers to track our faint signals and determine they aren't natural.

  132. Things We Cannot Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    My physics professor explained it like this:

    - If there are extraterrestrials visiting our planet, we have absolutely nothing they could possibly want.
    - If extraterrestrials want to exterminate us, there is absolutely nothing we can do.

    Think about it. They have the means to cross vast reaches of space, and access to technology we can only dream about in fiction novels. It isn't magic, but it's an advantage. Imagine a modern 21st century American army stumbles upon a tribe of cavemen, dwelling in a cave hidden deep in the jungles, undisturbed by "civilization" for thousands of years.

    - Could the cavemen have anything we want?
    - Could the cavemen possibly hide if we decided we wanted to utterly obliterate (i.e.: read nuke) them?

    "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference."

    1. Re:Things We Cannot Change by dorix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      - Could the cavemen have anything we want?

      Of course they do... Cavewomen.

    2. Re:Things We Cannot Change by dtml-try+MyNick · · Score: 1

      In the caveman analogy, the American Army would have found a new resource of (slave) laborers.

      Cheap, they only need food which they can grow themselves.
      Easy to control, 1 bullet and 1 caveman needed as a example for the rest.
      Endless resources, you could "breed" if you wanted to.

      This list could go on for a while, but you get the point I hope

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    3. Re:Things We Cannot Change by chord.wav · · Score: 1

      With those hairy armpits? Are you French or something?

    4. Re:Things We Cannot Change by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      There are only two things that have value; energy and information. Anything that we perceive as having value does so from the fact that it contains one or both of these. Would we have anything of value to them? Art perhaps, although it would almost certainly require a significant amount of translation to be understandable by them. History, perhaps, for comparison with the development of other species. I doubt we have any science, with the possible exception of psychology (specifically, our own) which would interest them. As to energy, we have nothing that comes within even a few orders of magnitude of a star.

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  133. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by BeanThere · · Score: 1

    Absence of evidence is evidence of absence? That's new to me, and certainly this amazing new insight of yours will revolutionise science and even philosophy. Fermi paradox isn't a paradox in the true sense of the word.

  134. Its the label not the term by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1

    "Intelligence" is quite variable. When people think intelligent extraterrestrial life, they think something equivalent or higher in technology than we are currently. However, "Intelligent" life is obviously more common here on Earth than simply humans. I guess a new label, "Higher Intelligence" to deliniate an advanced ET civilization. Intelligent ET could simply be an alien version of our rat.

  135. Re:Dont kill the baby just cause it doesn't dance by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    Yeah but we don't have to worry about those, they'd have a hard time even measuring the signals, never mind doing anything to reach us. A more advanced one is probably better at detecting and travelling and might live in a larger volume of space since they might be capable of feasible interplanetary travel and habitation.

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  136. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by Hatta · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ah, there's another assumption, that a galactic civilization would use radio waves. Radio is pretty useless for communication on a galactic scale. It takes too long for a message to get across the galaxy, and the inverse square law means that any non-directional radio would need one hell of a powerful transmitter.

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  137. Highly Unlikely by EgoWumpus · · Score: 1

    While that would be the first signal sent to our new alien overlords, presumably if they were aware enough to catch it, they caught all the ones sense. It's far more likely that they bomb the bejeezus out of us for our nutzoid obsession with cars and Britney Spears than it is that the triggering act will be Hitler - a problem we pretty publicly dealt with. Hell, we have satellites broadcasting the History channel doing nothing but trumpeting our defeat over that guy.

    No, I see it as far more likely they only started listening in - assuming they're listening at all - long after the start of our being galactic blabbermouths. Only people who are models of humanity's own self-importance would really find it likely that it is otherwise.

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    1. Re:Highly Unlikely by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Informative
      It's far more likely that they bomb the bejeezus out of us for our nutzoid obsession with cars and Britney Spears than it is that the triggering act will be Hitler - a problem we pretty publicly dealt with. Hell, we have satellites broadcasting the History channel doing nothing but trumpeting our defeat over that guy.

      The Worst Guy In History invaded Poland. We went to war to stop him. We won. HURRAH! Then we went home and left Poland to the tender mercies of The Second Worst Guy In History. I'm not sure they'll forgive us all that much...

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    2. Re:Highly Unlikely by EgoWumpus · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the Soviet Union was not near so well broadcast. ;)

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    3. Re:Highly Unlikely by smaddox · · Score: 1

      The Worst Guy In History invaded Poland. We went to war to stop him. We won. HURRAH! Then we went home and left Poland to the tender mercies of The Second Worst Guy In History. I'm not sure they'll forgive us all that much...

      Saddam Hussein?
  138. but what actual facts do we have? by ericbrow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sure there are a lot of sci-fi horror stories. But did Columbus bring about the ruination of Europe by going to the Americas? Did Marco Polo do the same thing when he went to China? Did Alexander Grahm Bell when he shouted "Watson come here, I need you!" into the telephone? What about when Thomas Edison first recorded "Mary had a little lamb" on a wax cylinder? You don't know till you try. Of course no one person can speak for our planet. Surely any civilization advanced enough to reach us wouldn't assume as much. Our entire civilization has only advanced when some one said "What the hell, why not", and just jumped out there (not to be confused with the drunken "Hey, y'all watch this!"). Cower in fear if you like. I prefer to boldly go.

    1. Re:but what actual facts do we have? by dorix · · Score: 1

      Alex! Alex! You're walking away from history! History, Alex! Did Chris Columbus stay home? Nooooo. What if the Wright Brothers thought that only birds should fly? And did Galoka think that the Ulus were too ugly to save?

    2. Re:but what actual facts do we have? by agrisea · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention those lines.. I watched "The Last Starfighter" last weekend and thought, woah, that ship actually looks real. I wonder why it took a crew of 400 to fly an upside down iron? If SETI did bring aliens here, we could build real space ships and actually get out there, at least before it gets crowded here or goes underwater.

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  139. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by ageoffri · · Score: 1
    I'll give you the wiki link to Fermi's Paradox http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox because it is obvious you don't understand it. Fermi's Paradox isn't used in any way, shape or form to prove that aliens don't exist. At its most basic it simply asks why if there are so many stars that could support life, we haven't found any evidence? One proposed solution is that life is developing too far apart in either time or space. Therefore each alien race will be alone for as far as it can tell.

    Personally I'm more inclined to think that all it takes is one civilization to decide that alien life is a threat to it and attempts to wipe out each developing alien civilization. So it is likely that even if another civilization survives and manages to wipe out the first aggressor, they will become another aggressor since they have just seen how dangerous another alien race is.

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  140. Have you read the *real* description of an angel? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Seriously, what would put the fear of god into someone more then an alien "angel"? Or how about Zeus and Apollo and so on. Cos it isn't a man(or woman) with wings. We're talking either aliens, or mind altering substances.

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  141. Then we are in trouble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They will figure out that all the viruses that they have been getting have been coming from earth.

  142. Actually, yes by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 1

    Space is very big and it takes lots and lots of energy and resources to build a craft--even just a weapons delivery system--to cross the vast distances between stars. It would have to actually be worth it to attack us. Our planet and Solar System contain no resources that aren't readily available and easier to obtain much closer to just about any other star system.

    You really should read The Killing Star, linked in the original post. It's a great novel, and it addresses the issue you speak of. Yes, we're not worth attacking now. But seeing as how we're currently growing at an exponential rate, we could become threatening really soon. Around a hundred years ago humanity made its first breakthrough with powered flight. Fifty years ago we launched our first object off the world. Soon after that, we visited another celestial object. Now we regularly hear plans about sustained colonies on the Moon. In a hundred years, where do you think we will be? What about in thousands of years?

    Keep in mind that space is large and vast, and the speed of light is actually pretty limiting. If the nearest intelligent alien species is on the other side of the galaxy, 50,000 years will have elapsed since they first notice our existence. How dangerous (to other intelligent species) do you think humanity will become in those tens of thousands of years? How many stars will we have managed to colonize in that time, expanding exponentially outwards as we leapfrog from system to system?

    In The Killing Star, the aliens know exactly what they have to do. As soon as they hear even the slightest peep from an evolving intelligent species, they send weapons at it at nearly light speed to utterly obliterate it. It's the only way to keep the universe safe for them.

    1. Re:Actually, yes by cowscows · · Score: 1

      Doesn't that seem a little short-sighted though? Ok, so they hear a message from Earth, they figure out that it was sent around 50,000 years ago, who knows how dangerous we are now, so they immediately relativistic weapons that eventually blow up the earth. By the time these weapons reach the Earth and obliterate it, another 50,000+ years have past.

      If humans have advanced to the point where they're a danger to aliens living 50,000 light years away, wouldn't it be a pretty safe assumption that humanity has spread beyond well beyond the confines of the Earth? So you aren't really wiping out the threat, you're just taking out one of their outposts. Oh, and it happens to be their home planet, and it will likely piss them right the hell off. It seems a little counter-productive in the long-run.

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    2. Re:Actually, yes by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 1

      Okay, you have a good point. I should have been more clear in my examples. In The Killing Star, the hostile aliens are relatively close (presumably they have spread out across the galaxy, or at least a good portion of it). So they hear our radio transmissions relatively quickly, early enough to obliterate us after hearing the first peep before we manage to spread beyond the solar system. They send enough weapons to sterilize every inhabited body in this solar system down to many kilometers deep.

      If the aliens had only heard of us from across the galaxy, you're right, they would need to send far, far more weapons. But if you're a large alien civilization much older than humanity, imagine how many weapons one can make in a single year. They'd still be able to take us out, even if we spread to many, many planets during the round trip between our signals reaching them and their weapons finding us. So no, they wouldn't merely target one of our outposts. It'd be full on galactic war.

  143. Mouth-Breathers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we are under greater threat from the terrestrial mouth-breathers that object to such things

  144. I don't get the concern by es330td · · Score: 1

    Assuming (and not such a big assumption) that other advanced species in the universe will emit detectable radiation it is fairly certain that no such entities exist in any close proximity to use. Just for argument's sake, lets say that intelligent life exists near Proxima Centauri. The farthest into space we have travelled is to the edge of the heliosphere, a mere 14.4 light hours away. That trip took 30 years to complete. Continents have detectable drift in the time it will take for V'ger to reach the nearest star. Frankly, any civilization that has the ability to cross that distance with anything advanced enough to do us harm is technologically superior to us enough to make us irrelevant or at least inconsequential.

  145. How to serve Orionoions by Timmy+D+Programmer · · Score: 1

    Let's not just conquer them, lets eat them! Yum!

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    1. Re:How to serve Orionoions by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Yeah - after we sepnd 50 years blowing their minds with flybys, abductions and "cattle" (or local equivalent) mutilations.

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  146. Oh noes! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    I'm going to go WAY out on a limb here and say no.

    This ground has been explored before in countless works of science fiction most notably "The Killing Star,"

    And "Mars Needs Women"

  147. Or just listen for signals with seti@Home by danwat1234 · · Score: 1

    Yea, we could send out signals, which I think is a wonderful idea. I doubt that by doing that, we would be pissing off aliens. But, the seti@home distributed computing project analyzes radio telescope data from the Arecibo Telescope, looking for patterns in detail, to determine whether their is intelligent noises coming from the sound file it receives to analyze. They need more computer time to help them! We need to continue to listen for signals as much as we should be sending more of them! wwwdotsetiathomedotcom

  148. No need to blow up your galatic neighbors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you need to do is send them simple easy to use instructions on how to make a really big bomb (planet busting variety). No aggressive civilization, the ones you need to worry about, will be able to resist from using it on themselves.

    It's part of my theory on why advanced galactic civilizations are likely to be rare. Most will have blown up or otherwise exterminated themselves long before they got sufficiently advanced. We're on a pretty good track there ourselves.

  149. From TFA: by cadeon · · Score: 1

    Having deciphered the television broadcasts we have so rashly been transmitting to the stars for the last 50 years, they feel it only prudent to destroy us before we have a chance to destroy them. With an objectivity that gives new meaning to the phrase sub specie aeternitatis, the authors present the aliens' view as a perfectly reasonable act of pre-emptive defense.

    Is it just me, or does this sound like our current foreign policy?

  150. Re:Perhaps they can't hear us any more than we can by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!!

  151. Are you kidding me??? by GReaToaK_2000 · · Score: 1

    Please... We have been pumping out broadcasts for OVER 70 years at this point... I don't think what we are sending from SETI is NEARLY as damaging as "Desperate House Ho's", any old science fiction movie or just about anything from the television.

    I can't believe people actually worry about this stuff.

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  152. Sort of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's Russian didn't they say? That means, he's free to speak to whomever he chooses as long as he voted for Putin's party.

  153. Why is ET more advanced? by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1
    but why does everyone assume all the ETs are more advanced than we are?

    The way I see it: The universe is measured currently at 13+ Billion years old. Our solar system has evolved from protostar to what it is today in about 5 billion years. That means when the universe was about 8 billion years old, the sun and planets were just coming into form. 13 billion years is a hell of a lot of time. If the Earth evolved from lavaball to raising current humanity in 5 billion years, I'm sure some wheres in the wide universe a planet spawned some form of life at least as advanced as humans in 13 billion years.

  154. Re:Easy proof other intelligent life forms exist . by Darfeld · · Score: 1

    I would be very surprised if there were not cats in Washington. And maybe rats, but I don't know much about politics...

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  155. Re:No. or Yes! by rholland356 · · Score: 1

    It takes lots of energy to attack a planet in another solar system?

    Not according to my sources on Klandathu! Why, they think you're just blowing smoke out your ass...

  156. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by trolltalk.com · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "No proof (how could that ever be proven?) but lots of evidence... we haven't found any yet!"

    And for most of mankinds' existence, there was no proof that oxygen existed. Or that atoms existed. Or bacteria. Or radio waves (we didn't "invent" them - Jupiter was emitting radio waves long before we existed) or X-rays, or gamma radiation, ...

    There are other, more intelligent, ways to answer the question - the "we haven't found any yet!" isn't really all that good argument.

  157. they might be friendly.. by sam_paris · · Score: 1, Funny

    And I for one welcome our ...##KR2F@F@$F$ {NO CARRIER}

  158. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you have to explain why you think aliens may have visited, and cleaned up after themselves absolutely perfectly.

    Who says they left a mess in the first place? Maybe it's a case of interstellar eco-tourism, or perhaps visitors from the distant future came back and then they made our ancestors their waiters?

  159. Re:Easy proof other intelligent life forms exist . by Samgilljoy · · Score: 1

    Well, the problem is that we really don't have much of a definition of "intelligence." All we really have is general notion of "like us" mentally along with a few little traits that we figure go along with it. Why would anything not of this earth necessarily be like us at all? Does "intelligence" exist as a category beyond our own imaginations? Most people seem to assume that we've labeled some pre-existing category, but I'm not convinced. For now at least, we're totally trapped within our own conceptual limitations. All we really know, when we reflect deeply, is that there are certain enabling conditions to our consciousness, and that we assume (for the sake of sanity?)that they are objective realities outside ourselves. People like to go on about how ego-centric it is to think that we are all there is in the universe, but they conceptualize alterity in totally human terms. It all reminds me of religious people who can't accept the idea of a universe without meaning, as if human meaningfulness were some objective idea and not a peculiar human delusion.

  160. benevolent or extinct by FractiousWeasel · · Score: 1

    I recently read The Lure. It makes the point that civilizations that are advanced enough to destroy us are also arguably advanced enough to destroy themselves. So, if a civilization can hear our message they A) exist, ie have not self-destructed B) are advanced enough to mine a nearby system for resources if needed C) have benevolent intentions Not only would they not have need to destroy us premptively, they would probably want to invite us to the "galactic club".

    1. Re:benevolent or extinct by agrisea · · Score: 1

      And the best space ship the US of A has to attend the 'galactic club' is a tile-failing over-sized plane? Oh yeah, be afraid Aliens... ;)

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  162. Unnecessary Steps by mdielmann · · Score: 1

    Um, why do we have to colonize in order to transmit? Unless we're colonizing with stupid people, why not just put a high-powered repeater station into orbit around, say, Venus? It's a shit-hole anyway, and we can control the messages from here.
    Now, if the aliens were smart, they'd pick the star system based on the direction of the signals, and course-correct for likely locations for life (high oxygen spectrum) after they can get in range to test for that. They may have to send more than one projectile, but that's not overly difficult (after the first one, anyway).
    So yeah, if a hostile, technologically advanced civilization was contacted, we're fucked.

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    1. Re:Unnecessary Steps by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      First we have to conquer, then colonize. Then we can run SETI, to see if indeed there's anyone out there. Anyone left, that is.

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  163. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by trolltalk.com · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "As far as I'm aware it only relies on the conflict between two assumptions: first, that intelligent life is common in the universe; and second, that intelligent life would be interested in exploration and communication, as we are. Neither of these assumptions is controversial."

    There are other assumptions that you've ignored, as did Fermi. Just off the top of my head, here's 5 large assumptions that are left out.

    1. That intelligent life must arise only on high-iron-content planets (ever try making an electrical generator w/o metals? How were ETs going to run those high-energy transmitters to communicate with others w/o a power source?)
    2. That intelligent life must eventually leave the oceans for land (what, no fire means no possibility of intelligence???);
    3. That intelligent life must be motile;
    4. That intelligent life must have hands or other means to manipulate tools (dolphins and whales are certainly intelligent);
    5. That intelligent life must communicate along the same lines we do (what if they use pheromones, for example)?
  164. Re:Perhaps they can't hear us any more than we can by faedle · · Score: 2

    Isn't Voyager I sending us signals from inside the termination shock?

    The signals received by amateur radio operators in 2006 indicate that radio, at least at the frequencies Voyager is using, is capable of crossing the heliosphere.

  165. Because that's how they survived this long by Tsar · · Score: 1

    The plot of The Killing Star works from pretty logical assumptions: An advanced sentient race will have survived by placing its own survival before that of other species, especially those outside its own ecosystem; it will act swiftly, aggressively and ruthlessly when necessary to protect itself; and it will assume that any other advanced sentient race will do the same.

    Look at it from the aliens' perspective: A race that can transmit audio and video with electromagnetic radiation may last long enough to pose a threat, perhaps even unintentially by building an interstellar probe with an accidental grey goo potential, or by producing a wealthy xenophobe willing to blow her fortune on doing it intentially.

    Seeing this from a human perspective, would you be willing to gamble that some octopedal ammonia-breathing lifeform will value the human race's survival more than Greenpeace does?

    1. Re:Because that's how they survived this long by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Look at it from the aliens' perspective: A race that can transmit audio and video with electromagnetic radiation may last long enough to pose a threat, perhaps even unintentially by building an interstellar probe with an accidental grey goo potential, or by producing a wealthy xenophobe willing to blow her fortune on doing it intentially.


      I seriously doubt that any race with intersteller capabilities would consider us a threat, at least in the near term. My guess is, they regard us the way we'd regard some isolated tribe of monkeys. If the monkeys come and poop in their backyard (or we become able to travel beyond our star system), then they might take action, but until then, they'll probably just laugh at our idiocy.
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    2. Re:Because that's how they survived this long by Tsar · · Score: 1

      Look at it from the aliens' perspective: A race that can transmit audio and video with electromagnetic radiation may last long enough to pose a threat, perhaps even unintentionally by building an interstellar probe with an accidental grey goo potential, or by producing a wealthy xenophobe willing to blow her fortune on doing it intentionally.
      I seriously doubt that any race with interstellar capabilities would consider us a threat, at least in the near term. My guess is, they regard us the way we'd regard some isolated tribe of monkeys. If the monkeys come and poop in their backyard (or we become able to travel beyond our star system), then they might take action, but until then, they'll probably just laugh at our idiocy.
      They would be foolish to do so, since the currency of their intel on us is limited to the distance we are from them, and that would likely be sufficient to make any such assessments rather dicey.

      Based on our own case, we might assume that space travel is developed at roughly the same point in a species' history as is radio communication. The Ballistic Missile Early Warning System is the most likely terrestrial beacon to be detected at interstellar distances, and it began broadcasting two years after Sputnik. The first interstellar probe left Earth only 12 years later. If that's typical, I'd assume that any radio signal from more than 50 light-years away indicates a civilization that is either already spacefaring or already dead.

      We don't know how long it will take to develop relativistic interstellar travel or robust self-replicating nanotech. Suppose, though, that an alien race has theorized that it takes at least x years for any species to advance from detectable radio to the point of "escaping containment," either with dangerous probes or colony ships. Let's also assume that a proactively defensive race's nearest signal-detection-and-response capability is d light-years away, and it takes t years for their interstellar salvo to reach relativistic speed. That gives them at most x-2d-.5t years to respond to any found signal with a reasonable certainty that they have contained the threat.

      So if their nearest garrison is at Vega, they detected the BMEWS signal almost immediately and they got up to speed in two years, we have until about 2013 before all warranties expire simultaneously. Chances are we won't be able to escape the Solar system before then. If their nearest outpost orbits Regulus, however, we have until at least 2115 to put our eggs in more baskets.

      As an interesting aside (to me at least), what if someday we do detect a transmission from another world x light-years away, and find that they're at roughly the same technological level that we were x years before? Would our priority be to destroy them before they can do the same to us, or to spread humanity beyond their reach? And what would theirs be?
  166. The Killing Star by Nyrath+the+nearly+wi · · Score: 1

    I have some excerpts from The Killing Star here.

  167. The Public's opinion by harshmanrob · · Score: 1

    My government could care less about my opinion, otherwise we would not have rigged elections and a corporate controlled country ran by lobbyists.

    Do you people REALLY think that they are going to announce they received a message from an alien race and we want to run a fucking focus group on what the response should be? Get real. 2/3rds of the planet have no clue if they are going to eat tomorrow, let alone care if there are aliens out there. The rest will throw religion into it.

    In fact, religion is the far greater threat to the planet and the continued existence of the human race than aliens coming to invade. One would hope aliens have something else better to do.

  168. Too Many Movies by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

    It's just like wandering the dark lair of a deranged monster/killer/demon/alien civilization saying "Hello? Anyone there?" around every corner.

    Just don't turn around to see what's sneaking up behind you, and you'll never get eaten/stabbed/possessed/enslaved.

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  169. Third Possibility by camperdave · · Score: 1

    There is a Third Possibility.

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  170. You are forgetting one thing.... by zenster · · Score: 1

    What makes you think our signals would make it past their SPAM filters?

  171. Forget the overlords thing by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    I do encourage them to bombard us...with interstellar pr0n! Henceforth all our transmissions should include instructions on how to set up a YouTube account.

    Now all I have to do is sit back...

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    WARNING: Smartphones have side effects--most of them undocumented.
  172. Radio and TV power problems by xPsi · · Score: 2, Informative

    Time scales are a problem, but so is power. Although we have been broadcasting radio and TV signals from earth for a while, the signal power at any meaningful distance scale is really, really small. From wikipedia (in turn summarized from the SETI FAQ): "SETI estimates, for instance, that with a radio telescope as sensitive as the Arecibo Observatory, Earth's television and radio broadcasts would only be detectable at distances up to 0.3 light years. Clearly detecting an Earth type civilization at great distances is difficult." Keep in mind that 0.3 light years isn't even out of the Oort cloud of our own solar system. For this reason, the idea that all of our embarrassing TV and radio shows will be our first ambassadors to the stars is a little far fetched. In the movie Contact, Sagan uses this for good dramatic effect to imply that the 1936 games in Berlin would be the first meaningful signal detected by aliens from earth. Although the guy in the article doesn't eliminate the time scale problem, he is at least directing his signals at targets using rather high signal power. If anything is out there to here is, it will be via a mechanism like this.

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  173. don't you mean ... by ianare · · Score: 1
  174. Re:Dont kill the baby just cause it doesn't dance by Keys1337 · · Score: 1

    Yes but assuming a bell curve, wouldn't we be just as likely (or nearly as likely) to reach civilizations behind us?

    Like what? Planet of the Apes? I think we must realize we are on the bottom rung of what we consider civilization. Unless you consider a bee hive and such a civilization. Let's face it, we've only got one foot out the cave.

  175. The Great Egress by spun · · Score: 1

    We should put a Dyson sphere around a black hole and transmit a signal saying "This way to the Great Egress!"

    That should at least take care of the really stupid or gullible aliens.

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  176. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

    No, you have that wrong.

    Absence of evidence is indeed evidence of absence.

    However, absence of proof is not proof of absence.

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  177. Blow up the moon! by jalefkowit · · Score: 1

    That's why I propose we nuke the moon to prove we mean business.

    Bah, Mr. Show beat you to that idea years ago.

  178. Agressive aliens are probably almost impossible... by big_paul76 · · Score: 1

    Greg Egan had a line in one of his books where a character remarked that "a race that possesses that particular psychopathology of capacity for warfare developing interstellar travel wasn't exactly _impossible_, but trying to imagine how it could happen would be sort of like imagining a virus developing atomic weaponry."

    And, given some things that may be root causes of warfare (greed, zero-sum games, power drives, geometric population growth, archaic/barbaric economic systems), I'm not sure he's wrong.

    So, the statement "aggressive civilizations destroy themselves and/or never develop interstellar travel" is either true or false. (my personal conjecture/bet is that it's true).

    If it's false, then if there's a civilization out there w/interstellar travel, that's aggressive, there won't ever be anything we can do about it. So not much point worrying about it.

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  179. What would be really interesting... by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

    Would be if our signals actually interrupt another evolving society? Imagine if another society, more privative than ours, maybe...1,000 years from now, decides to communicate via radio transmissions. The first inventor of such a receiver would get all our crap. And I doubt their first thought will be "Intelligent Life in the Universe!" (c). It'll probably be "woah, there is so much radio interference in the universe, this technology is unusable.

    This is assuming our waves would actually, for whatever reason, constantly bombard their planet. Odds are low, considering how much of space is...well...empty space.

    What about aliens who "see"/sense the spectrum of light beyond that of normal living organisms? Could their entire planet be "blinded" or awashed with these waves? For long enough that the beings of that planet believe it is a _natural_ occurence in the universe?

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  180. Reverse the roles by XSforMe · · Score: 1

    Lets reverse scenario's, what would happen if it was us who were receiving a broadcast the broadcast? That would depend of whoever would pick it up, but it would be a safe bet that it was a government (after all, they are the ones controlling the radio telescopes). Lots of outcries and some panicking but eventually some or all of the following would probably happen:

    * We would not immediately reply or make our presence known, at least well after we know the exact content of the broadcast and nature the emitter.
    * Whoever picked up the signal would probably keep it to themselves, for it puts them in a strategical advantage with respect to other nations. Come to think about it, who is to tell us that China / Russia / the US hasn't already picked up something and are keeping it to themselves?
    * Even if we chose to eventually reply it would take a couple of years, if not decades for the reply to get back to the original emitting point.

    If the emitter is within 60 light years (early TV and radio signals) they most probably already know about us, and have assumed we are still relatively harmless for them to worry about us knowing about their presence (hence, they chose to contact us). If the emitter is further away, then it would be a safe bet to assume that they do not know about us, and our picking up the signal is just a fact that they discovered radio earlier than we did.

    We tend to assume that technologically advanced cultures would have a higher sense of moral and respect towards other less developed cultures, but if history has taught us anything it is those cultures that embrace and extend the ones to fare better in most environments.

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  181. Other books by Karem+Lore · · Score: 1

    I would whole heartedly recommend "The Sparrow" and the sequel "Children of God" by Mary Doria Russell. Mary has only written these two sci-fi/theology books (usually non-fiction writer) but they are by a long shot some of the best light reading I have read. Highly recommended.

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    When all is said and done, nothing changes...
  182. Bah... by Eth1csGrad1ent · · Score: 1

    ....we have Will Smith. Where's the danger ?

  183. from the viewpoint of native americans... by slew · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that from the viewpoint of native american, they might have had the illusion that if the europeans were advanced enough to destroy them, they are also arguably advanced enough to destroy themselves. So if the europeans knew about north and south america, they A) exist, ie have not self-destructed B) are advanced enough to build a mercantile economy from nearby lands if needed (e.g., north africa and the far east) C) have benevolent intentions. Not only would the europeans not have the need to destroy the native americans premptively, they would probably want to invite the native americans to the "global club"....

    Of course the native americans would have been very wrong to make these assumptions, no?

  184. What if they don't consider it violence? by Ken+McE · · Score: 1

    If I drain a swamp and build a house it will be kind of hard on the local alligators. However I'm really not too concerned with them, don't care what they think, and may never really know or care how many of them died from being in my way. To me it's not really violence, just business.

    1. Re:What if they don't consider it violence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, in theory we might be considered non-intelligent or semi-intelligent animals by a higher alien intelligence.

  185. Xenu might show up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the Scientologists have it right all along. All these different signals going out might attract Xenu (an evil intergalactic warlord) who will want to enslave all our souls. I think SETI should be banned, so that Xenu doesnt find out where we are! And believe me, we dont want XENU showing up!!

  186. Doom by ezwip · · Score: 0

    I believe it to be a terrible idea sending out signals. We as a people are not ready for peace. An evolved species capable of replying is going to realize this. If they are capable of getting here who represents us? Who do they talk with? They are going to have to deal with all of these militarized countries squabbling over who talks in the first place. That right there is enough to start a world war. Not to mention all the religious zealots who would just straight up flip out. If anyone shows up they'll have to get down here quick and take over before the nukes start flying. We have some extremely smart people out there but politics as a whole is really whack and not ready for it, neither is the population. Signals to enslave us... not so good.

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    "I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."
  187. apparently these guys haven't heard of radio by zonker · · Score: 0

    We've *been* sending stuff out into space for the past 100 years in the form of electric lights (heavy on rfi), radio, television and in the past 30 years just about everything is wired or worse, wireless and is emitting shit into space in all kinds of ways.

    What should be more concerning is if the aliens think we all watch Jerry Springer 24 hours a day. They'll probably deem us unworthy and send a construction fleet to demolish the earth to build a hyperspace bypass.

  188. Fortunately... by nobodymk2 · · Score: 1

    The copyright would have expired by then.

    1. Re:Fortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure?

  189. Cavemen afraid of fire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmn, well if a hundred years technology advancement means no chance of victory in an Earth conflict, what chance would any race have against outsiders thousands, millions, or billions of years more advanced?

    Its really childish to think if there is anyone out there who cares what we do, that they don't already know we are here. And we are alive due to their good intentions... (of like not making our sun go nova to generate energy or something) Maybe even some of them watch us for entertainment. (funny monkeys)

  190. Oblig by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny
    In Soviet Russia, overlords welcome you!

    (+1 mod point for a double meme reply)

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  191. A lot of worry about?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to point out that even with an Arecibo style array on a truely large scale ( http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=219#more-219 ) you loose TV broadcasts about before reaching the edge of even local space. I doubt our Russian friend has a big enough signal to do much harm. It most likely comes down to the fact that if anyone can get here we loose already.

    Personly, I like the Alistair Reynolds solution to the Fermi paradox, what with the galactic wheel and the wolves and all that.

    Tis more fun anyway, plus we win in the end!

  192. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

    Well, technically the mice are pan-dimensional beings not really in this universe as such, so I guess it's just the dolphins. What the hell though, at least we've got digital watches!

  193. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm still waiting for the Mars Rover to find mysterious floating cubes and tablets depicting demons and humanoid creatures migrating to Earth amidst a mortal vs demon war millenia ago.

  194. Re:Dont kill the baby just cause it doesn't dance by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

    Why are people always so pessimistic about humanity's accomplishments? Sure, there are probably civilizations more advanced than ours if there are in fact extraterrestrial civilizations, but maybe some places are home to Stone Age equivalent beings, or animals that are non-sentient, etc. Maybe there are worlds where there are beings so close to humans that they are almost imperceptible, due to such close similarities between they're planet and ours. Maybe they have Kingdoms of Life that almost parallel ours, with just different beings. Beings that could fit into some of our broader groups in taxonomy, and yet do not exist on our world, due to similar but varied evolution.

  195. SETI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No It doesn't because there are no other civilizations outside earth

  196. All possibilities have been anticipated. by m2943 · · Score: 1

    Our planet is decaying in its own filth, and is best avoided by all aliens.

  197. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

    Think of it this way. In the 1980s the US sold chemical weapons and precursors to make chemical weapons to Iraq. Well, we've been looking for them in Iraq for four years and we haven't found the weapons that we sold them.

    SETI has been searching for what, 35 years or so? The cosmos is much larger than Iraq. It shouldn't be a surprise if there is intelligent life out there, we wouldn't find it as soon as we start looking.

    LK

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  198. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by stradofear · · Score: 1

    "So are you proposing that we should confiscate all private radio transmitters?" No cell phones? OK, that works for me.

  199. plagarist! by Dahamma · · Score: 1

    Well, I see it as the original article poster plagarizing a review from 11 years ago.

    http://sites.inka.de/mips/reviews/TheKillingStar.html

    "The Killing Star is one of the most terrifying books I have read in a long time. It paints a frightening picture of civilizations exterminating their interstellar neighbors, not from malice, but simply because it is the most logical action. A universe, where successful genocide is the norm, the "right" way. The novel illustrates its premise in frightening ways."

    That's the first result I found searching for "The Killing Star". Is this guy so stupid he doesn't think people know how to use the same search engine he used?

  200. Very Astute by hackus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If we are to believe that natural systems, such as the earth really are quite common, then "prey" and "predator" relationships must exist at all levels in the Universe.

    So it is logical to assume that there are technologically advanced civilizations that prey on other civilizations for resources or food.

    After all, we do it in our own backyard, so why can't other civilizations?

    There is nothing in the rule book that I know of that says just because a civilization has conquered space travel must not be aggressive.

    We continue to advance, yet we are still very warlike.

    -Hack

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    1. Re:Very Astute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have already found us!!!

    2. Re:Very Astute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > After all, we do it in our own backyard, so why can't other civilizations?

      Because crossing the gulf between stars is many many orders of magnitude more expensive than any loot you could haul off?

  201. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't kill teenagers in an abandoned warehouse with a thermonuclear warhead. A psycho fisherman with a boat hook would be far more appropriate.

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  202. They don't believe in aliens... They're christians by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    since they think the world is only 6000 years old, there can't be aliens.

    They think we're unique in the universe.

    I think we don't yet know what lies in the murky depths of space and beyond!

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    They're using their grammar skills there.
  203. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "Now imagine the archaeologists sifting through an ancient Roman village and finding an obviously non-naturally-occurring object made out of an advanced alloy in a layer suggesting that it is thousands of years old."

    Just because we can't replicate what our ancestors have done doesn't mean our ancestors had help from aliens.

    Damasucus steel - "Unfortunately, the technique of producing wootz Damascus steel blades is a lost art. The date of the last blades produced with the highest-quality damascene patterns is uncertain, but is probably around 1750; it is unlikely that blades displaying low-quality damascene patterns were produced later than the early 19th century. Debate has persisted in the metallurgy community over the past 200 years as to how these blades were made and why the surface pattern appeared. Research efforts over the years have claimed the discovery of methods to reproduce wootz Damascus steel blades, but all of these methods suffer from the same problem--modern bladesmiths have been unable to use the methods to reproduce the blades. The successful reproduction of wootz Damascus blades requires that blades be produced that match the chemical composition, possess the characteristic damascene surface pattern, and possess the same internal microstructure that causes the surface pattern."

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  204. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by Ajehals · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can't help with the evidence of extra terrestrial life, but you will be glad to know that I can provide limited proof of black seagulls.

    The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, at this point in time all we can conclusively say about the existence of other life in space is that we don't know (and might never know)one way or the other.

  205. Black seagul by Ajehals · · Score: 1

    (Sorry left out the link)

  206. Re:Easy proof other intelligent life forms exist . by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "we really don't have much of a definition of "intelligence." All we really have is general notion of "like us""

    Precisely! The most common message recieved from our closest evolutionary cousins is delivered by flying turd.

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  207. Vote on the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  208. Re:Have you read the *real* description of an ange by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    How do you describe something that you don't have a word for? How do your preserve this description without a dictionary that places the correct context of the words at the time of use.

    Now seriously, a man with wings, was it a man with bird wings or a man that had a device that allowed him to fly? We have similar flying men right now in fiction and nonfiction scenarios to some extent. So pulling a chariot across the sky, does it really mean a chariot which was a device your got into and was transported, was supposed to have went into the air and been pulled across the sky? Or could it be that a chariot was just a device someone could be transported from place A to Place B and so it was used to describe the thing they got into and went across the sky.

    Imagine attempting to describe an airplane, how it works or what it did without any of the aeronautical terms we have today. You will soon get my drift. And if you want to sensationalize the experience because it was sure to be something significant to see if you haven't ever saw a plane fly before, it is going to sound more unbelievable then ever.

    I'm not saying that the greek or roman gods were aliens or that religions are catering to them. But I wouldn't rule it out because you have already dismissed it as folklore and fables. That would be missing the forest for the trees.

  209. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Theological? outside pointing to figures of religion that just don't exist in modern life, I don't know of any religion that actually think those were aliens not of this world in the context we are talking about.

    As for a bolt, well, you know that would be almost impossible. Metal degrades over time because of exposure. Rust, corrosion and so on limits the life of a recognizable piece. And seriously think about this, if we cannot get away from earth isn't nuts and bolts sufficiently heavy enough to last centuries, what make you think that anyone or anything else would. There is a book that I cannot remember the name of but it basically talks about things that should not be in archaeological terms. One is a layer of coal that supposedly is older then man has been on earth in which a diamond necklace was found. It could be a plant, it could be that we labeled the age of the deposit incorrectly, it could be a mistake or it could be dropped there by some other people who visited us years ago. Once I can remember the name of the book, I will post it but I hope someone else knows of it and mentions it first. It doesn't mean that aliens were here but it is what you asked for, stuff out of order like a bolt or something.

    Now, lets be clear with something. I'm not saying that aliens have visited the earth. I'm saying we cannot rule that out because of what you want to believe. I would think if aliens visited today, we would end up with some religion revolving around it that would seem yo have crazy whacked out shit like Angels, dragons or whatever. Especially if they could become invisible to the human eye and walk with us helping out here and there when needed. Or if they could read our thoughts and hear our prayers. The possible connections are endless.

  210. Alien Invasion is Good for Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An alien invasion is good for the planet. If aliens invaded they would depopulate the earth. Especially the 3rd world would be totally gone and enslaved on other planets far away from earth. It would bring good stability to the earth. I hope it comes soon. This guy needs to contact as many hostile alien races as possible and invite them to earth. This is good for big business too, they could profit by assisting the invading aliens in depopulating the planet. The best part is that the entire middle east, africa, china, and other such countries would be totally gone and cheaper by far for the western allience. -anon

  211. Flying to Vahalla by Guppy · · Score: 1

    Upon reading the description of "Killing Star", my first thought was immediately that it sounded rather like Charles Pellegrino's "Flying to Valhalla". Then I saw the author's names on Killing Star -- yup, same guy is co-author.

    1. Re:Flying to Vahalla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Killing Star" is the sequel to "Flying to Valhalla" and develops the ideas a lot further.

      I've read both. TKS is better.

  212. 5 Assumptions? Here's some responses by Zancarius · · Score: 1

    1. That intelligent life must arise only on high-iron-content planets (ever try making an electrical generator w/o metals? How were ETs going to run those high-energy transmitters to communicate with others w/o a power source?)

    Maybe not, but the laws of physics and chemistry are pretty fixed. While it is possible that other forms of life might be capable of producing power internally (think electric eels) or using mechanisms outside our current understanding, there are other limitations that weigh against them. Thermodynamics is one such example that comes to mind.

    2. That intelligent life must eventually leave the oceans for land (what, no fire means no possibility of intelligence???);

    Perhaps the question is somewhat rhetorical. Assume that there is sea life on another world that has approximately the same intelligence as humans, they've established underwater cities, and have just begun to explore the depths of their world. Land life is far more likely to be inspired by a star-filled night than water life. Fair enough, it isn't a perfect point, but there are certainly greater opportunities on land for certain discoveries to be made than underwater. Electricity is another good example--such a thing wouldn't work too well underwater given that it would be afloat in what amounts to a virtually perfect ground.

    3. That intelligent life must be motile;

    I'm not sure why this point was even brought up. Life that is rooted to the ground isn't going to go anywhere. Yes, I mean that literally. Further, life that itself is somewhat restricted with regards to mobility may have seeds or spores that it can inject into the atmosphere (or stretching it, maybe space). However, what gives one form of life an evolutionary advantage does not necessarily make it intelligent. Fungus is highly successful and certainly not motile but it hasn't built a spaceship yet. (Perhaps it doesn't need to, as it can freely hitch a ride on anything that does.)

    There is a strong advantage to simplicity.

    4. That intelligent life must have hands or other means to manipulate tools (dolphins and whales are certainly intelligent);

    Another obvious one. Dolphins and whales are intelligent, but I don't believe they've constructed anything. The ability to manipulate things with some degree of dexterity is important.

    5. That intelligent life must communicate along the same lines we do (what if they use pheromones, for example)?

    Pheromones? The whole point between intelligent communication involves a fairly rapid means of communicating abstract ideas. Squeezing out a bit of slightly-different smelling gas each time a creature had a new thought certainly won't be an effective means of communicating a plethora of ideas. I'd find this point a bit more inspirational if you suggested telekinesis or some such.

    Great, every time I eat at Taco Bell from now on, I'll be thinking about communicating my thoughts to another person. Perhaps they'll understand.

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    1. Re:5 Assumptions? Here's some responses by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Squeezing out a bit of slightly-different smelling gas each time a creature had a new thought certainly won't be an effective means of communicating a plethora of ideas.

      Whereas transmitting variations within a rather limited range of vibrations via the medium of air is obviously effective - it is how we got to where we are. I fail to see why variations within a limited range of chemical combinations would be so much less effective. Hell, we are currently communicating (more or less effectively) by transmitting various combinations of at most 50 characters (including punctuation and spaces and such). Why do you think pheromones are a more limiting communication vector?

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    2. Re:5 Assumptions? Here's some responses by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      I'll only address the last one for now (busy) - the use of pheromones to communicate.

      Even in humans, it works. With dogs, whose sense of smell is about 1,000x more acute, a LOT of communication is scent-based. Observe dogs for a couple of decades and you'll catch on. Dogs can literally smell that you're afraid of them, just like they can smell cancer before most tests can detect it.

      Ants communicate via scents they leave behind. Or consider snakes "tasting" the ground to track prey, etc.

      Most communication, even among humans, is non-verbal.

  213. We are not in any danger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The short answer is no.

    The long answer is no.

    And here is why.

    In our nearby star systems are only two that host live besides our solar system. The closest one is Alpha century and the second one is Sirius. Only the humanoid race at Sirius is known to have quantum warp ability and that is close by. The humanoid race at Alpha century is close to our technical level in evolution, you can check. Just point a satellite dish Alpha century and listen to 587.953Mhz (repeater are on 50% strength 698,225Mhz and 1033,775Mhz, repeaters are positive and horizontal in modulation) and 887.953Mhz, the modulation is negative, vertical. They send out at decent signal strength too. But notice that the signal is almost four year old. It is a part of there global communication network.

    Beyond that there isn't a humanoid live until 50 light years away. But they don't any interest in us, as we are a primitive race of humanoids.

  214. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, I don't think Fermi said "lol".

    Right, that was Oppenheimer. ("Now I am become Death, destroyer of worlds lol.")

  215. "We have shuttles" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats right you alien scum - don't even think about invading until at least 2010 at which time our formidable fleet of shuttles will be decommissioned leaving earth vulnerable to attack.

  216. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You got me with that one.

  217. Still Trying To See Danger From Orbital Bombing by agrisea · · Score: 1

    Obviously it'd be bad if you were under the falling house-like object, but it would be a good wake up call to all the naysayers in our world (and politicians who are the true cause of global warming, what with all their heated arguments and blame..) And you know, sometimes I think it'd be nice to just drive up and over a crater instead of going through all that traffic in the center of large cities.. But, knowing our luck, SETI's signals will get to the aliens after their planet was foreclosed and the riff-raff will come here and cause trouble. ;)

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  218. What irritates me..... by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    is that this arrogant dick thinks he has the right to speak for all of us. If we heard what he was sending, I guarantee there's a whole lot of us that would disagree with all or part of it.

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  219. We Must.. by fluffykitty1234 · · Score: 1

    Find them, so that we fight them, instead of here, and begin spreading hope and freedom across the Galaxy!

  220. Unfavorable Outcomes by aeSentinel · · Score: 1

    Yeah I mean if I was going to send a message to outer space it would be of a sexual nature like: "We are looking for the ultimate orgasm." or "Send us your women with the big jugs." Forget this "we come in peace" crap.
    Screw that. That outcome is way too unfavorable.

  221. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by s20451 · · Score: 1

    You can't conclude that given the data. For all we know, the prior probability on the existence of intelligent life around a given star could be 1e-21, in which case one would expect roughly one star in the universe with intelligent life.

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  222. Re:weird by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1

    I've been under the impression this whole time they spoke Spanish.

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  223. Re:Dont kill the baby just cause it doesn't dance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they are less advanced than us in any meaningful way, then they haven't invented radio yet.

  224. Why the fear? by mr100percent · · Score: 1

    Bruce Coville once had an alien in his book marvel why humans were so terrified. "Most other planets rejoiced when they discovered they weren't alone, but humans get terrified." Is it fear of the unknown? How do we know there isn't another planet just filled with missionaries who are just itching to share their religion with us?

    Doctor Who had an episode about this topic; what if an alien ship intercepts one of those Voyager or mars probes that has the earthling welcome message on it? Of course that ship was belligerent, but the Tenth Doctor saved the planet.

  225. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Other?"

    He's talking about the dolphins. ;)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_Long,_and_Thanks_for_All_the_Fish

  226. Bring 'em on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want alien porn...

  227. After recieving the messages by houghi · · Score: 1

    After recieving the messages, they have edited their intel to mostly harmless.

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  228. Our mind is the biggest enemy by Steeltoe · · Score: 1

    Aggressive civilizations have always perished in the past. Live by the sword, die by the sword.

    We consider ourselves civilized, however, are destroying other civilizations and our own environment.

    We are in no danger to earth, but we are ourselves our biggest threat.

    Who is the real enemy?

    Our mind, which projects enemies and resources out in the world, for conquering and exploitation. Thus we are neglecting the natural cycle of the world. What do the ingenious leaders have to say about it, is very refreshing and interesting:

    Indian Elders Speak Part 1

  229. Too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't really matter what this one "rogue scientist" is doing to attract the attention of nearby intelligences because we've been doing that already since the 1890s via our standard, and low power, radio traffic....not to mention television...and do you think that the atomic weaponry we tested/used would also go un-noticed? Too late. We announced our presence a loooooong time ago. Let the dude have his fun.

  230. Scare Me by jman.org · · Score: 1
    I've read a lot of skiffy over the years, and one of the big themes is that fear will get you into trouble.

    The idea that an alien race would attack us just for knowing we're here is ludicrous, implying that they'd be just as racist as our puppy-aged civilization currently acts. By the time you evolve the ability to leave your planetary nest, you're not just a critter anymore. Either you've grown up enough to feel secure in yourself & your abilities, or you're still no better than a cowering animal. Both your technical skills & decisions with regards to other life forms will reflect accordingly.

    To paraphrase Issac Asimov, there are only a few ways to get there from here. Either the aliens can:
    • Travel faster than Einstein thinks we should be able to.
    • Live a very long time on their way over.
    • Sleep through the trip.
    If it's the first possibility, then almost certainly they've grown up enough to be friends by nature, not foe. After all, if you had the power to traverse the stars in an instant, what would be your motivation to enslave or destroy a new-found group of potential friends or trading partners? It would be a lot simpler to just stay home & build your own punching bag.

    Options 2 & 3 require a great deal more commitment on the part of the travelers. They don't even know us, why would they want to spend several lifetimes visiting an unknown entity just so they - or their subsequent offspring - could destroy them?

    The idea that they'd just throw rocks from their home to ours is equally absurd. The technological skill such an undertaking would require simply does not mesh with the mindset of an entire race deciding to shoot first, ask questions later.

    It's much more likely that there are scads of intelligent life forms out there, but just as we don't engage in philosophical discussions with a 2-year old, they are - if even currently aware of our existence - waiting for us to grow up a bit before trying to chat.

    And if there are galactic bullies out there, just waiting for that next fight to pick, what do we think we could do about it? In the long run it's healthier to accept the risk that such bullies may exist, and continue with our normal, curious ways, rather than spending our entire lives in hiding.
  231. Why would they bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do you delibnerately go to the next state/county/whatever, a journey of 200 miles to jump up and down on rats?

    If they could come all this way, why would they do it if all they wanted to do was to kill us all. If they want resources, there's plenty of other planets that have nobody sitting on them. And they can't be within the closes 100 ly, otherwise we'd have been able to tell something was up (earth is brighter than the sun at radio wavelengths).

    1. Re:Why would they bother by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      That's a perfectly reasonable attitude to take: eminently logical. However, you're making the possibly fatal assumption that they are a. sane by our standards and/or b. reason in the same way that we do. And not all humans think alike. I mean, how much do you have in common with any of the human monsters that have caused so much grief down through the ages? Did Stalin kill millions just because he wanted resources? Did the Nazis? The fact is, entire civilizations can be drawn into the insanity of their leaders, and if such a culture happens to have interstellar travel, a bad attitude, and the means to make something of it ... well. To paraphrase Heinlein, never depend upon another man's (or alien being's) better nature, because he, she or it might not have one.

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  232. So many assumptions by master_p · · Score: 1

    First of all, the aliens have to:

    1) use visual signals in the spectrum we use for visual signals. But that might not just be the case...they might use another part of the spectrum to communicate. The concept of 'visual' may not even be defined in their world.

    2) have the same concept of 'man' and 'woman'. Otherwise, they will not be able to understand what are these moving creatures.

    3) have the same concept of power and social structure. Aliens may not have a hierarchical society structure.

    4) have relatively the same biology. Otherwise, even the simple function of moving one's hand would be incomprehensible to them.

    There are countless other assumptions, and I am too lazy to write them all. The fact is, the chance of another race that can understand we are a threat to them is so small, that it can be considered 0.

    1. Re:So many assumptions by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      We're pretty dumb as far as spacefaring species go, but we're able to puzzle together mysteries like Incan knot writing which may as well be alien artifacts. I suspect that the equivalent of our technology after a few thousand years of Moore's Law magic would make short work of figuring out that a strong, persistent stream of RF from a particular planet is a signal and how to make sense of it.

      Fortunately for them, we're also broadcasting all sorts of learning channels that should fill in a lot of the blanks.

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    2. Re:So many assumptions by master_p · · Score: 1

      The Incan knot is partially entangled...and we still haven't figure out linear A...doing it with images is far more difficult!

  233. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by lliinnuuxxlover · · Score: 1

    The strongest evidence that intelligent life exists in the universe is that they have not yet tried to contact us!

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  234. Re:Dont kill the baby just cause it doesn't dance by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    Because we live around a second-generation star. Now, it would be slightly harder to evolve around a first-generation star due to the scarcity of heavier elements, but the fact that a species following our evolutionary pattern but starting around a first-generation star would have a few billion years of head start would probably counter this.

    If you look at our rate of technological development, a few hundred years is a phenomenally long time. If there are extraterrestrial civilisations, the probability of them being at exactly the same level of development as us is tiny. Even if they evolved intelligence a few hundred years before or after us (or developed slightly slower or faster than us), the difference is likely to be huge. If they are not likely to be the same, the question is whether they will be more or less advanced than us. The fact that we are orbiting a very young star makes it likely that we are, at the very least, one of the second wave of creatures to evolve intelligence. We may be ahead of the curve for the second wave, but it is likely that there at least was a whole wave before us, even if they killed themselves off.

    More practically, we currently have no way of communicating over interstellar distances, let alone travelling over them. Our only chance of contacting another civilisation in the next few decades is if they are significantly more advanced than us in at least one area.

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  235. Proof of ET life by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

    As sublimely demonstrated by the parents' post, there's certainly little evidence of intelligence on this world, why should we expect to find any elsewhere?

    "I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." -- Bill Watterson (via Calvin & Hobbes)

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  236. Geeze... by evilted · · Score: 1

    ...thanks, you guys, for buying all the reasonably priced used copies of _The Killing Star_. Fricking /. mob. :P

  237. The flood of ET messages by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

    Yeah I mean if I was going to send a message to outer space it would be of a sexual nature like: "We are looking for the ultimate orgasm." or "Send us your women with the big jugs." crap.

    Yah, or offers to buy a watch or refinance your house....

    Holy crap! Aliens have been trying to contact me via email 50 times a day, and I never realized it before now!

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  238. War is destruction, not creation by CarpetShark · · Score: 3, Insightful

    if it wasn't for war, just think how far we could be with space", when in fact, the opposite is likely true. Not trying to be rude, but war brings us many neet things, some of them faster than without war, some are only a result of war


    This is pure fallacy, although I appreciate that you used the word "likely" rather than speaking in absolutes. Generally, good education comes in peace time. Sharing of ideas comes from openness and trade with other tribes/cultures. Rockets are probably based on fireworks (and aerodynamics), which are based on so-called gunpowder -- something that was not used destructively for for many years after its creation. Radar came about in war, yes, but all of the technology leading up to it was developed in peacetime. That the first need to make the next leap came about because of war is irrelevant; the technology was there, the progress was ready to be made, and if the technique was needed, someone would have made that leap.

    As someone once said, "the tradegy of war is that it uses man's best to do man's worst". War is destructive, not creative. Those involved in war often claim credit for things either through delusion, or power. That does not mean that the warlike people, warlike ideals, or even warlike circumstances are the reasons such things exist. I'm sure da vinci would've preferred to work on less lethal things, if less lethal people had held the money and power.
    1. Re:War is destruction, not creation by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Generally, good education comes in peace time.

      In the US the best our education system has ever been was during the cold war. When we have wars against perceived threats from ideas and objects, like War on Drugs. is when our education system fell flat on its face.

      I don't think the qualifier "generally" is appropriate here. I think education and peace are orthogonal.

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    2. Re:War is destruction, not creation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the tradegy of war is that it uses man's best to do man's worst"

      Tradegy!! When the spelling's wrong and the meaning's gone, it's tradegy!! -- The Bee Gee's
    3. Re:War is destruction, not creation by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      I don't think any two things in human society are truly orthogonal. It's only a question of how deeply you follow the connections.

  239. hazard scale by deepsky · · Score: 1

    The San Marino Scale is being developed "to quantify the potential impact of transmission from Earth of messages into space".
    http://www.setileague.org/iaaseti/smiscale.htm

  240. Idiots by unity100 · · Score: 1

    interstellar civilizations exterminating their neighbors with relativistic bombardments, not from malice, but simply because it is the most logical action logical as establishing contact and engaging in various trade, just like our entire civilization, despite ALL our malice did during the course of last 200 years ?

    that is not even an argument. thats plain idiocy. the "because it is a logical action" seals the deal for me - whomever gobbled up that gobbledygook apparently doesnt have any knowledge about recent human history. if it had been 'logical', we would have destroyed ourselves by ourselves 5-10 times already.
  241. Natural selection has no crystal ball by hey! · · Score: 1

    Well, I don't think you can make a sharp distinction between a species' tendency to kill everything, and a species' tendency towards self-annihilation.

    The reason is that natural selection doesn't know about the future. It doesn't know that the ability to kill vast numbers of remotely situated and therefore invisible members of your own species is a consequence of creating a species capable of technology. That particular selective pressure only comes into play after the possibility manifests itself.

    Most animals whose ecological strategy isn't based on individuals generating thousands of offspring tend not to kill other members of their species. A technological species, I would argue, is different. It has to be a social species. An individual, no matter how gifted, can't dig uranium out of the ground, mine and process all the materials and create the machines necessary to fabricate a nuclear weapon. He needs to be part of a community of individuals that develop an economy, a side effect of which is having all the things available you'd need to make U235 go boom.

    Being a social species means that the fitness of the group is paramount. The survival of individuals is less so. Up to a point, there's an evolutionary strategy that works in the nascent technological civilization. You don't kill every member of your species, but you struggle to acquire control over many individuals, monopolizing resources and mates to maximize the number of viable offspring you have. This involves struggling with other strong individuals. Once a species is sufficiently adaptable that wholesale local extinction is unlikely, it doesn't hurt to actually kill other strong individuals if the result favors even stronger ones (i.e., you). So faced with the prospect of having no offspring, a willingness to kill a practically unlimited number of rivals who stand in your way doesn't hurt the species. No matter how ruthless your competition is, you serve the survival of the species best by topping them in ruthlessness. Just as members of other species are simply sources of resources such as leather, bone, meat and mechanical energy, other members of your technological species are just resources to be exploited, mates to be monopolized, or competitors to be annihilated.

    Until you can make U235 go boom. Or stuff like weaponizing influenza. Then things change, and natural selection has to deal with a novel evolutionary pressure. It is now possible for the species to become extinct through the actions of a small subset of highly "socially fit" individuals, commanding resources and technology many orders of magnitude greater in destructive power than available a few short generations before.

    There's no doubt that many species put at risk this new development might possibly answer a SETI call. For practical purpose our species might destroy itself, but it is not likely even after all out nuclear and biological warfare, because of our high adaptability to environmental stress. Only a few pockets of individuals need survive in order to put the species back on the track for another go at it.

    The technological ability to launch a species destroying attack across interstellar distances is a different kettle of fish. It's as far beyond nuclear war as nuclear warfare is beyond stone axes. If it is possible for a species to do this to another species, it is automatically very easy for that species to accidentally do it to itself.

    This leaves us with an exercise in conditional probabilities. Given a sufficient number of species at this technological levels, it would be almost certain that a number of them would be inclined to use it. However, given that a species has reached this level of technology and has survived, it is very probable that it is not so inclined.

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  242. Re:Dont kill the baby just cause it doesn't dance by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Why do you make the assumption that we are behind other possible lifeforms technologically? What's to say that we aren't the most advanced in the universe?


    Because, considering where we are, there's not much chance of encountering anyone less advanced. They might be out there, but we cannot yet see mud huts from 4+ lightyears away.
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  243. that's okay by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

    the broadcasts are covered under the DMCA- before the aliens even get here the *IAA goons will sue them out of existence for capturing and duplicating the broadcasts

  244. No other intelligent life in the universe... by Zarf · · Score: 1

    I hope there isn't any other intelligent life in the universe because some of the crap we spew into interstellar space is just _embarassing_. Take that METI signal for one. It reads like a MySpace page. Yeesh. If there is intelligent life out there somewhere I hope it's far enough away that we can spread to other star systems first and grow up a bit first before we meet them.

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  245. Wrong protocol by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    It has always occurred to me that our "messages" are seen as noise in the universal network. Like attaching a can with a string to a network switch, talking to it and pretending to get an answer.

    If we could only send a DHCP request... That would be the first step.

  246. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    Not only is it isotropic, but it's also spread among many frequencies, encoded many different ways (analog FM, analog AM, TDMA, FDMA, CDMA, ...), in many different languages, encoded into many different formats on top of the carrier (QAM, ATSC, NTSC, GSM, etc), and much of it is encrypted. In short, unless someone is specifically looking for a pattern it's probably indistuinduishable from noise. Surely there are natural phenomena that put out more than a gigawatt of radio noise spread across a spectrum.

    It would probably be easier for aliens to find us via lensing and detecting the wobble of our sun. That's how we're attempting to find Earth-like planets, and so far it's been more promising than figuring out a pattern in what SETI's been receiving.

  247. Look how we treat animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just look how we treat animals on our planet, how we denied them the existence of a soul. Not to mention how we treat ourselves and how fanatics can killed other human beings just because they are "different". I think we have an overestimated view of us as humans. We think we are the pinnacle of the evolution but we are not more than animals with a big cortex.

  248. Communication / RF engineers? by carn1fex · · Score: 1

    I think it really would take a star to communicate with these civilizations. I'm really busy today so would any other comm/RF engineers like to approximate the hilariously low watts/m^2 this guys little flashlight would actually place onto the closest planet we know of? I bet its below the background noise of an interstellar sneeze.

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  249. No? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever taken the trouble to get up from your comfortable chair, set aside your Pina Colada, and make the effort to swat an annoying fly just because you couldn't stand its buzzing any longer?

    Now suppose you could target that fly with a relativistic pebble automatically without bothering to get up.

    Bother? No bother.

    Wham!

  250. Right idea, wrong time by tut21 · · Score: 1

    We're broadcasting signals to be detected in 40 billion years. Other life forms have probably existed, and will exist again, but the chances they are located anywhere near us at the same time in history are virtually nil.

  251. False positive? by vga_init · · Score: 1

    It reminds me of that first Star Trek movie with the Voyager craft.

    When I considered active SETI, I thought, "Oh, we'll probably send something out, and have it come back to us later, possibly corrupted or altered in some way." That would spark some kind of hysteria about discovering extra terrestrial life until we realize that what we detected was ourselves.

    Remember that episode of the Outer Limits where the American astronauts end up back on Earth except tiny and this lady thinks they are invading her home? It's like that.

  252. Television Commercials by sjames · · Score: 1

    If our television commercials haven't already convinced the aliens that we are a disease that must be wiped out before we spread, nothing will.

  253. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by s20451 · · Score: 1

    But I don't want to read the message, I only want to detect the energy in the message. It doesn't matter that the signal looks like noise, it only matters that it sticks out from the background. This is exactly what SETI is trying to do, and has failed.

    Also, the existence of an Earth-like planet does not guarantee the existence of intelligent life (or life of any sort for that matter). We still don't even know how life emerged on Earth.

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  254. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by s20451 · · Score: 1

    Maybe there exists some tech beyond radio. But it would certainly be surprising if no ET civilization in existence had ever made wide use of radio at some point in their development. But that's what we're apparently seeing; either that or there are no civilizations to observe.

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  255. Re:Dont kill the baby just cause it doesn't dance by s20451 · · Score: 1

    They might be intending to talk to us, or we might be accidentally aligned with a directional radio message they are sending for another purpose (for example, this is how we can detect pulsars). If ET intelligence is even reasonably common then this should have happened at least once by now.

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  256. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by s20451 · · Score: 1

    Fine then, if not a bolt, then how about some kind of advanced ceramic or other long-lasting material. Although I suspect metal can last a long time under the right conditions.

    I haven't heard of that diamond necklace one, but I suspect it is not accepted by mainstream science. Creationists can point to their own anomalous fossils as well, but this doesn't give us a good reason to accept creationism.

    I guess I will revise my statement. I'm not an expert in geology, palaeontology, or archeology, but as far as I know the expert consensus is that no significant number of anomalous artifacts (that might point towards aliens) have been found. Sure, it is possible that we have been visited by very tidy aliens, but this is both purely speculative, and hard to believe given our own species' terrible record of cleaning up after itself. The best explanation is that alien intelligence has never visited Earth.

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  257. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by sumdumass · · Score: 1
    Metal can last a long time. but the question is, will it resemble what it was 20,000 years from now and will this still be true with the weight and pressure of what ever is covering it sitting there adding to the distortion. As for the ceramic, well, it might be in the same boat. but then again it might be an elemtent that we already have found, explored and adapted for what we want to use.

    I haven't heard of that diamond necklace one, but I suspect it is not accepted by mainstream science. Creationists can point to their own anomalous fossils as well, but this doesn't give us a good reason to accept creationism
    It's an accepted find, they are dismissing something along the lines of the shelf's age or how the diamond could have got there. They have explained it away much like swap gas and weather balloons can explain most every strange lights away. However, there are lot of people in the Phoenix Arizona area who don't believe the explanations. And yes, it was reported in the news papers and stuff too. A pretty amazing sight.

    I guess I will revise my statement. I'm not an expert in geology, palaeontology, or archeology, but as far as I know the expert consensus is that no significant number of anomalous artifacts (that might point towards aliens) have been found. Sure, it is possible that we have been visited by very tidy aliens, but this is both purely speculative, and hard to believe given our own species' terrible record of cleaning up after itself. The best explanation is that alien intelligence has never visited Earth.
    I would say it would be an explanation. But not a positive truth. We don't know. We might be able to dismiss any minor evidence but some things can easily infer outside contact. The most notable that I can think of is the idea of religions and their extra terrestrial elements. It could in fact be documented evidence that we misinterpreted. This would be blasphemy to the religious but as long as we are able to explain other things, why not explain all the gods living in the heavens.

    Like I said, you don't have to believe that aliens have shown up. It is just impossible to say no they haven't with any accuracy.
  258. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't need to read the message, but in order for it to be an invasion the invaders would have to know that it was created with a purpose. Noone's going to plan an armed invasion of a big lump of metal that reflects the odd random-ish signals of a dozen other solar systems. A quasar, neutron star, pulsar, black hole, and lots of other things stick out from the background, but that doesn't mean there's any intelligence behind the signals they give off.

    An Earth-like planet is not guaranteed to have life, that's true. It's also true that life could theoretically evolve on planets that aren't like Earth at all. However, any aliens we would be most likely to acknowledge as intelligent -- or even notice possessing a life-like quality about them -- would probably come from planets not too dissimilar from our own. An amorphous cloud of thinking methane gas isn't going to look very lively to us, and we're not going to be able to communicate with it very easily.

  259. Life-bearing planets are unusual by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

    For one thing, Earth-like planets may be pretty unusual--in fact, the current scientific opinion is were are EXTREMELY unusual. Assuming the aliens have a similar fundamental carbon structure (yes, there are other possibilities but by far it looks like DNA is the best way to go for storing genetic information), Earth would probably look pretty damn tempting. Not the minerals so much as the magnetosphere, atmosphere and the ecosystem that keeps replenishing the atmosphere--not only is it probably a nice home away from home, but there are also billions of interesting life forms to study and harvest for scientific and biological (e.g. genetic engineering) purposes.

  260. We have life. Any significantly advanced civilization is going to have an interest in genetic engineering--the idea of a planet chock-full of many trillions of species to harvest and analyze is going to be pretty damn tempting. And, as other people have pointed out, there's the matter of our climate, liquid water oceans, and atmosphere. So far, astronomers haven't discovered any other planets that look as remotely livable as the Earth.

  261. Radio/TV (Re:In one acronym: EIRP ) by bwcbwc · · Score: 1

    Well regardless of their ability to interpret our radio and tv signals, there are two factors we can't hide:
    1) The signal intensity of our radio and TV is a measurable deviation from the pre-existing radio-frequency emissions of the sun.
    2) For many stars in the galazy, the Earth's orbital plane aligns reasonably closely with the position of the star, so the detectable RF emissions vary periodically on a yearly basis as the Earth is occluded by the Sun from a given vantage point in space.

    Before you dismiss this, remember that our own astronomers are currently detecting planets in extra-solar star systems based on some truly microscopic deviations in gravitation due to planets being occluded by their sun.

    On the flip side, a lot of our RF emissions would be absorbed by interstellar gases, so a lot depends on the luck of the draw. If there happens to be a clear channel between us and an advanced alien race's home world/region, they're pretty likely to have noticed the change in the Sun's radio emissions over the past 100 years. If they've used radio in their own history, they may even be able to make an estimate of our population, although that would be full of assumptions that our technology was similar to theirs. If they assume that our radio emissions are designed to penetrate our atmosphere, they would also be able to get a general idea of the composition of our atmosphere.

    I'm not particularly worried about this, though. Given the eons of galactic and geologic history, the existence of a technological society is a blip in time. So my best guess (and definitely a guess, since it's based more on deist philosophy than number crunching) is that at a given point in time, the universe averages about one intelligent, technological life-form per galaxy. That's still a lot of intelligent life out there, but you can't get there from here. Or vice versa.

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  262. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

    The absence of proof is not proof of absence. I agree with that statement. But the absence of evidence does provide limited evidence for absence. Every time you find a white seagull, the probability of black seagulls existing grows more remote. But finding a white seagull does not PROVE that black seagulls don't exist. Dig?

    Anyhow on this topic I tend to think that we haven't gathered nearly enough evidence one way or the other to come to any sort of conclusion, and I fully support SETI as one of the most important scientific endeavors in history, regardless of what it does or does not find.

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  263. Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Other than dolphins, and, possibly, white mice.

  264. Re:Dont kill the baby just cause it doesn't dance by lgw · · Score: 1

    Pulsars send in a plane. The chance of intersecting a plane is reasonable. A directional radio message between stars would need to be a very narrow cone indeed, presumably a coherent beam. The chance of intersecting a coherent beam isn't reasonable. And if the payload were digitally encrypted data it might look exactly like background noise.

    More likely, of course, is that radio is a very silly way to communicate between stars. If our physics hadn't wasted 30 years on string theory, we might already have the better answer. ;)

    I think the bigger issue is: if there is any fixed limit on the rate of travel (c or some higher limit) then exponential growth is unsustainable. If we exclude exponentially growing space empires, I'm not sure we should expect to find artifacts in our own system, and we haven't looked elsewhere, so we don't really have evidence beyond "they don't seem to use braodcast radio between stars". Heck, we have't really searched our own system for artifacts.

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  265. Dear Colleagues: by METIfan · · Score: 1

    Dear Colleagues, In order to overcome spam filters, please write SEED in Subject area, if send comments to me via: alzaitsev@gmail.com alzaitsev@yahoo.com alzaitsev@ms.ire.rssi.ru Dr. Alexander Zaitsev

    1. Re:Dear Colleagues: by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Are you volunteering to be conquered and colonized? How far away is your planet? OTOH, if you're reading Slashdot, we've already conquered you.

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    2. Re: Dear Colleagues: by METIfan · · Score: 1

      I can not appreciate your specific humor at its true value, sorry...

    3. Re: Dear Colleagues: by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you have already been conquered and colonized by aliens receiving our active messages ;).

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  266. Dear Colleagues, by METIfan · · Score: 1

    In order to overcome spam filters, please write SEED in Subject area, if send comments to me via: alzaitsev@gmail.com alzaitsev@yahoo.com alzaitsev@ms.ire.rssi.ru Dr. Alexander Zaitsev

  267. Assumptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all make the general assumption that our first contact will be with sentient creatures. That may be a mistake on our part. It may be more likely that our SETI could be compared to the loud chirps of baby birds in a nest. As in the natural world, these chirps may attract the attentions of a predator species, sentient or not. I'm not against SETI in general, but maybe as a species we need to mature a bit more before crawling out to see what's out there in the dark...