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  1. I can't wait for the future! on Smartphones Can Steal 3D Printing Plans By Listening To The Printer (fedscoop.com) · · Score: 2

    Anyone else want to fly on a cheap knockoff plane who's fuselage is 94% correct?

  2. Re:Not "diving" as in SCUBA ... on Apple Announces Apple Watch Series 2 With GPS, Water-Resistance and Faster Performance (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    $75? I accidentally took my $10 eBay "Casio" A158W down to 35m and it was perfectly fine.

  3. Oh good, the battery life is going to improve.
    How about not having a battery in the first place?!

  4. All anyone cares about: Which Android game does it come with?!
    Please not another Flappy Bird with different textures. :(

  5. Re:Smart refrigerators on Microsoft Helps Develop Smart, IoT-Enabled Refrigerators (microsoft.com) · · Score: 1

    How about just buying it and using it twice if you already had it?
    Or do you have to cook every meal to a recipe in a weekly plan?

  6. Battery life was the REASON I was buying a new phone.
    I feel like they've become better recently, so now I don't need to replace my phone.

  7. Publicity on SpaceX Finds a Customer For Its First Reused Rocket (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    The satellite is doing this for the publicity.

  8. Trump would make a good president: Sources.

  9. Re:Extraordinary claims require ... on 'Longest Living Human' Says He Is Ready For Death At 145 (telegraph.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Cut him open and count the rings!

  10. "so even God couldn't read them" on Hillary Clinton Used BleachBit To Wipe Emails (neowin.net) · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    god can't read them because he doesn't exist.

  11. I can see it now. on Samsung Plans To Sell Refurbished High-End Smartphones In 2017 (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    Refurb Employee 1: "We need to cut costs.. but how?"
    Refurb Employee 2: "Do we really need to replace the two-year-old battery in this one? Can't we just code some VW-hacks?"
    Refurb Employee 1: "I like your thinking!"

  12. Yeah!
    I mean, there definitely isn't an industry for used underwear or anything.

  13. Yes. on Has WikiLeaks Morphed Into A Malware Hub? (backchannel.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes. Let's shut it down. And ban encryption.

  14. Well then... on How SSL/TLS Encryption Hides Malware (cso.com.au) · · Score: 1

    Well then... why don't we just outlaw encryption? Simple.

  15. A Thought on Satellite Images Can Map Poverty (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Couldn't similar technology be used to seek out hungry people and launch guided bananas at them?

  16. So where am I being screwed?
    Is the mobile version running a lot slower, or is the desktop version just rubbish?

  17. Re:And publishers complain about ad blockers on Malware That Fakes Bank Login Screens Found In Google Ads (fastcompany.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Malvertising is the RESULT of ad-blockers.
    If some of us weren't blocking their ads they wouldn't have to stoop to stealing money from the few people who still see them.

  18. The fifth force is... on There May Be A Fifth Force of Nature, Study Suggests (space.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    The fifth force is... LOVE!? Who's been screwing with this thing?

  19. Re:Never understood the appeal of the original on 'GoldenEye: Source' Updated: A Classic, Free Multiplayer Game (theverge.com) · · Score: 2

    GoldenEye allowed four kids to play on one console together. Plus there was the James Bond element to it too.
    Quake required individual computers and some networking.

    Personally I had both, but I feel like GoldenEye had that arcade feel to it. Friendly and easy for people to pick up. We'd even get (shock horror!) girls playing GoldenEye too.

  20. 100,000,000 2N7000 transistors... on Ask Slashdot: What Should a Children's Computer Museum Look Like? (yourobserver.com) · · Score: 1

    ... and a pile of resistors for the kids to use.
    Oh, and electrons.

  21. Re:Fake security risk on Researchers Discover How To Fool Tesla's Autopilot System (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Guns are expensive. Why not just throw a brick through a speeding car's windshield?

  22. Who the hell is having oral sex but skipping the real deal?

  23. Mental Breakdown on Dental Floss May Have No Medical Benefits, Says AP Report (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did they study what happens if you have a little bit of orange gunk stuck between your teeth and would have a breakdown if you couldn't use floss to remove it?

  24. Re:Don't care, not my card, card issuer's problems on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Keep Your Credit Card Secure? · · Score: 1

    Do they still use the number generation scheme where anyone can predict the next number of your card, thereby making it easy to continue the fraud?

  25. Who comes up with these names? on Dark Patterns Across the Web Are Designed To Trick You · · Score: 1, Funny

    Really... "Dark Patterns"? There's no way that will catch on.