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  1. Re:who cares?! on Ubuntu 14.04.4 LTS Officially Released · · Score: 1

    15.10.4lyfe

  2. Let me guess.... on Scientists Have Discovered How To 'Delete' Unwanted Memories (telegraph.co.uk) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does the method involve alcohol?

  3. Re:Minutes .. you'd be Dead Jim on Self-Propelling Microparticles Spot Ricin In Minutes (acs.org) · · Score: 1

    Especially if the ricin was in chocolate or a burger or something tasty like that.
    I'm not waiting MINUTES for the test to finish. I want food now!

  4. Re:And how does this help children? on Scientists Turn Paper Waste Into Aerogel (inhabitat.com) · · Score: 1

    Yup. Children are the only things that matter.
    Screw everyone else!

  5. They'll be able to have feelings eventually if we program them to.
    Unless you believe in a "soul" or some nonsense like that, and that only things with a "soul" can have feelings.

  6. Attack the webserver! on Online Museum Displays Decades of Malware (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    That website is just begging for someone to upload a virus to its server.

  7. Think of all the ages he could be! on A Legal Name Change Puts 'None of the Above' On Canadian Ballot (foxnews.com) · · Score: 1

    Personally I can't wait until he's 36. Or what about when he turns 37?! Maybe even 63.

  8. This is going to trigger my wind turbine allergy like crazy!

  9. Can't be too much competition... on Facebook Building World's 'Most Advanced' Data Center In Irish Village (thestack.com) · · Score: 2

    How many other data centers in Irish Villages can there be?

  10. Re:Well, let's see how Google fixes this on Serious Linux Kernel Vulnerability Patched (threatpost.com) · · Score: 1

    They should fix it by making newer versions run intolerably slow on old devices, forcing people to buy a new phone.

  11. I'm stunned! on The Most Popular Bad Passwords of 2015 (dice.com) · · Score: 1

    Finally... a "Most Popular *THING* of *YEAR*" list where they actually waited for the year to finish before releasing it. I'm impressed.

  12. Wow... look at that! on Netflix Movie and TV Show Country Comparison and Content Lists (finder.com.au) · · Score: 1

    The countries that pirate the most all have matching colours on the map!

  13. Re:Why, not how on Hellfire Missile Mistakenly Shipped To Cuba · · Score: 1

    Because it was put on a plane bound for Cuba.
    Do I have to explain everything!?

  14. Re:Like a brooch? on New Material Can Fold Itself Into Hundreds of Shapes (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    Given! :)

  15. Wow... and the display isn't waist-high anymore.

  16. "Telesurgery" and "5G networks" on The Network Revolution Needed For Remote Surgery (thestack.com) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Telesurgery" and "5G networks" should never be mentioned in the same story.

  17. Re:The more important question on DUI Charges Dismissed Against Woman Whose Body Brews Alcohol (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    But then she would have missed the epic party she was driving to!

  18. Why print a picture of a clown fish? I'd have though an image of crabs would be more logical if it's being placed inside a hair.

  19. Re:Why are people always picking on Alice and Bob? on Swedish Researchers Break 'Unbreakable' Quantum Cryptography (eurekalert.org) · · Score: 2

    One time they even had a threesome with a man-in-the-middle.

  20. Does anyone have some more examples of three letter passwords? I'm having trouble understanding the concept.

  21. "World's Most Popular"? on "Happy Birthday To You" Set To Finally Reach the Public Domain · · Score: 2

    Isn't the most popular song that "Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh!" song?!

  22. Re:who gives a shit? on Wired Thinks It Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto Is (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    The IMF need to know who to assassinate.

  23. I'll never forget the class where the teacher handed out a PIC to every student, told them to buy a breadboard, some wires, resistors capacitors, a crystal and a power supply.
    I learnt that even though the development boards we'd been using previously cost hundreds of dollars and were far more powerful than we needed them to be, there were still ways you could build your own micro-controller system on the cheap.

  24. Stats with my Wang on 2 Planets Can Share the Same Orbit, In 3 Different Ways · · Score: 1

    And ends with me leaving Slashdot for a few months.
    Enough of this SWAB crap!

  25. Smell on File Says NSA Found Way To Replace Email Program (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    A program by any other name would smell the same.