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  1. Re:Mike Nelson? on Why the US Govt Should Be Happy About Wikileaks · · Score: 1

    Besides, if you want good advice, everyone knows you go to Joel Hodgson. He was the one who figured out how to escape.

  2. Re:in other news... on Silverlight Developers Rally Against Windows 8 · · Score: 1

    My PC is a Commodore 64, you insensitive clod!

  3. In Apple's defense on Police Say Mac Tech Installed Spyware To Photo Women · · Score: 5, Funny

    This guy was a rogue and clearly not following Apple policy. Apple states explicitly in their policy manual that spying on customers in any way--through their webcam, microphone, user accounts, etc.--is strictly prohibited for all Apple employees except Steve Jobs.

  4. Re:Evil overlord's minions demand more evil. on Silverlight Developers Rally Against Windows 8 · · Score: 1

    Get with the times and come into the 21st century, grandpa. Steve Jobs is the new evil overlord.

  5. Re:Did they add noscript yet? on Google Releases Chrome 12 · · Score: 1

    I shudder at the thought of letting Slashdot actually run all the shitty scripting stuff they want to run.

    Don't worry, /. scripting is like the weather. If you don't like it, just wait till tomorrow and they'll change it. Every day brings a brand new opportunity for them to screw it up in new and creative ways.

  6. Re:Now he's building a mothership. This will end w on Apple Plans New Spaceship-like Campus · · Score: 1

    poisoned with Valium, chloral hydrate, cyanide, and Phenergan.

    Too messy. Steve likes to keep his products simple.

  7. On the downside on Dutch To Introduce Net Neutrality By Law · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, they also introduced a plan to make pot bars illegal for tourists.

  8. Re:Fingers crossed on World IPv6 Day: Most-watched Tech Event Since Y2K · · Score: 1

    Incidentally, anybody not stockpiling food right now is going to either be hungry or poorer by next year.

    On the upside, those of you looking for that little extra incentive to finally go on that diet you've been meaning to go on are in luck.

  9. Re:Fingers crossed on World IPv6 Day: Most-watched Tech Event Since Y2K · · Score: 1

    Yep, Lemmys are able to withstand decades of incredible amounts of abuse, and still keep going.

  10. Now he's building a mothership. This will end well on Apple Plans New Spaceship-like Campus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why do I have a feeling that the Steve Jobs story is going to end with him and a large number of followers drinking arsenic-laced kool-aid in an effort to travel to the alien home planet of Klatlun?

  11. Re:Florian is not a blogger, he is a troll on Dispute Damages Would Exceed Android Revenues · · Score: 1

    I heard that Beck never even bothered denying it.

  12. Re:Fingers crossed on World IPv6 Day: Most-watched Tech Event Since Y2K · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't think you appreciate the vast amount of canned peaches I have at my disposal.

  13. Re:Middle age and I hate games on Average Gamer Is 37 Years Old · · Score: 1

    Now I have an Eclipse window running on my computer at all times (literally), plugged into a remote SVN server on a remote dedicated server that I bought for that purpose alone, with Cygwin and (later) MinGW integrated and a remote Linux headless build on the dedicated server that "shows" its screen to a VNC client on my PC (which gives me Windows and Linux, 32- and 64-bit, GPU-accelerated (high GPU bandwidth) and unaccelerated (with low VNC "video bus" bandwidth), responsive and latent clients, at least three different versions of gcc to test-compile on etc. in one fell swoop) and several 10's of 1000's of lines of code that I've wrote from scratch.

    My cat's name is Mittens.

  14. Re:Middle age and I hate games on Average Gamer Is 37 Years Old · · Score: 1

    Yeah well, until I can kill dragons in real life, I'll have to be content with videogames. And I'm also pretty sure I'll never get to join a REAL special ops unit.

  15. Re:its only the beginning on Average Gamer Is 37 Years Old · · Score: 1

    Your a grammar nazi.

  16. Terrorists? on Massive Explosion On the Sun · · Score: 1

    I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I?

  17. Re:My hands hurt... on Nintendo Announces New Console: Wii U · · Score: 1

    May I remind you that the N64 and Gamecube didn't exactly set the world on fire (the former lagging way behind the Playstation 1, and the latter lagging behind both the PS2 and Xbox 1)? In fact, the Wii is the first time Nintendo has outsold the competition in the console market since the SNES.

  18. Fingers crossed on World IPv6 Day: Most-watched Tech Event Since Y2K · · Score: 4, Funny

    I haven't gotten much use my well-stocked bomb shelter since Y2K. Sure, religious types keep predicting the end of the world, and guessing wrong every time. And bad predictions aren't going to justify the money I've put into this goddamn thing. Did you know that a generator's gaskets will dry-rot over time, even if you don't use it? Well guess what, they will--and that shit is expensive to fix too.

    Man, if only we could have one nuclear war. Then the neighbors might finally stop laughing at me.

  19. Re:"Vita" means "Life" in Italian too... on Nintendo Announces New Console: Wii U · · Score: 1

    People in Italy speaking Latin?!? That doesn't make any sense at all.

  20. Re:Hard to say on Nintendo Announces New Console: Wii U · · Score: 1

    You should have seen the Power Glove. It was so bad!

  21. Re:Controller on Nintendo Announces New Console: Wii U · · Score: 1

    I saw one in a museum once.

  22. Re:My hands hurt... on Nintendo Announces New Console: Wii U · · Score: 1

    Believe it or not, Nintendo is indeed capable of making mistakes. If you doubt it, I have two words for you: Virtual Boy.

  23. Re:WHAT THE FLYIN'? on Nintendo Announces New Console: Wii U · · Score: 1

    Shit, that monster is way bigger than a PSP. It's like the Hummer of videogame controllers. Finally, another way for me to compensate for my tiny penis!

  24. Re:My hands hurt... on Nintendo Announces New Console: Wii U · · Score: 1

    Good lord, that's the first thing I thought too. I love the specs and games they've announced, but Jesus does that controller look like it would be a pain in the ass to hold for any length of time. I get carpal tunnel syndrome just looking at it. Damn thing is almost as big as an iPad (and a lot heavier I bet).

  25. Re:PsyOps on 25% of US Hackers Are FBI/CIA Informers · · Score: 1

    If you think the CIA and FBI don't have plants in most of the major hacking/computer-underground organizations I have one three words for you: Daniel Domscheit-Berg.