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  1. Permafrost on Using a House's Concrete Foundation To Cool a PC · · Score: 1

    Unless you live in Alaska or somewhere else where you'd have permafrost.

    But if you can see Russia from your house, why would you ever want to waste your time overclocking? :)

  2. Some Good Will Come Out Of This Trial on Global Warming To Be Put On Trial? · · Score: 1

    The result of the trial will be a congressional bill severely limiting production of phlogiston.

  3. Re:Joomla is so simplistic on Joomla! 1.5: A User's Guide, 2nd Edition · · Score: 1

    I don't know anything about Joomla, but even the simplified version you just wrote sounds needlessly confusing:

    It gets a lot worse. There's things called "mambots".

  4. I'd file it under on New Hitchhiker's Guide Book "Not Very Funny" · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mostly Humorless.

  5. Artistic License (or Homer's Poor Choices) on Poor Design Choices In the Star Wars Universe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    1. Your city is under siege and suddenly this man-made wooden horse appears out of nowhere. Any sane military command would probably blow it up or set fire to it, as opposed to taking it behind his lines and leaving it unguarded.

    2. It's a bit much for foreign leader like Menelaus to go to the trouble of war over his wife leaving him for another man. Especially in an era where women were considered simple commodities.

    3. Odysseus tries to escape from an island with a hot chick who does magic and wants to use him as a love slave back to an existence of responsibility and the possibility of mortal danger. Nuff said.

    4. The cyclops has one eye. A monster with limited depth perception is not too intimidating and wouldn't be a very effective monster.

  6. Effect On Inflation on Up To 90 Percent of US Money Has Traces of Cocaine · · Score: 4, Funny

    The extra street value of cocaine being added to the dollar should make it stronger against other currencies.

  7. Other People's Numbers on How To Stop Businesses Storing SSNs Indefinitely? · · Score: 1

    A good DBA never trusts Other People's Numbers to be unique or stay unique.

  8. Re:Simplicity is Complex on First Look At Palm's Mojo SDK · · Score: 2, Informative

    The first HTML browser was written in that esoteric language.

  9. Simplicity is Complex on First Look At Palm's Mojo SDK · · Score: 2, Interesting

    HTML, CSS, and JavaScript are three separate programming language/syntaxes (JQuery syntactic sugar would add yet one more pseudo syntax). To design graphical applications with them for the Pre, I'd have to use a text editor. And if I read the article right, I would have to fiddle with the command line to do development.

    The Cocoa API is essentially one programming language/syntax. And I can design graphical interfaces with a graphical application (Interface Builder). And I never have to touch the command line.

    No contest.

  10. Rainbows End on College Credits For Trolling the Web? · · Score: 1

    Interestingly enough, in Verner Vinge's sci-fi novel Rainbow's End, half of the high school curriculum is learning how to troll a very advanced virtual reality Internet for disparate pieces of information and assemble them into something meaningful. I guess art imitates life.

  11. The Voices Hate Cigarettes on Nicotine Improves Brain Function In Schizophrenics · · Score: 5, Funny

    And all this time I thought that the voice in my head telling me not to smoke was common sense.

  12. In Apple's Defense on Apple Working On Tech To Detect Purchasers' "Abuse" · · Score: 1

    They did introduce a quick-release power connector, Magsafe, that pretty much solved the problem of laptops taking a tumble because someone tripped on a power cord. Good design that prevents accidents usually works better than detecting abuse.

  13. When good tweets go bad on Twitter Offline Due To DDoS · · Score: 1

    Before tweet

    Tell the new junior sysadmin to delete an account of a spammer who tweets our users. The SQL command to do this is delete from user_account where user_id = 2341234235;

    After tweet

    Tell the new junior sysadmin to delete an account of a spammer who tweets our users. The SQL command to do this is delete from user_account

    So it's true. You really can do profound things limiting yourself to 140 characters.

  14. Instances Of The Wife Class on Navigating a Geek Marriage? · · Score: 1

    Throw an exception if you don't reinitialize the toilet seat.

  15. Simple Economics on Philips Develops Roadside Drug-Testing Device · · Score: 1

    When the economy gets so bad that we have to choose between spending to arrest and incarcerate rapists and murderers vs some guy lighting up a doobie at a concert, things might change.

  16. Re:Should have... on British Hacker Loses Review of Asperger's Defense · · Score: 1

    Better know as the "Let me win or else I'll pull your arms out of your sockets" defense.

  17. Re:Coward me on MI5 Website Breached By Hacker · · Score: 1

    If they were smart, they'd start with the guy who thought it was a good idea to allow browsers to run javascript outside the <HEAD> section.

    Then they'd go after all the cowboy coders who'd be screaming "but it's soooo convenient".

  18. Re:so do they exist in their current form? on New Class of Galaxy Discovered · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you'd patiently wait 5 billion more years, you'd know the answer.

  19. Re:... Film from a game... on Sam Raimi To Direct World of Warcraft Movie · · Score: 5, Funny

    But this is Sam Raimi. It could be so bad that it might actually be good. Especially if Bruce Campbell plays both protagonist and Lich King.

  20. "Company Denies Its Robots Feed On The Dead" on Company Denies Its Robots Feed On the Dead · · Score: 1

    -- Insert Microsoft Employees Joke Here --

  21. What probably happened on 6 Reasons To License Software Under the (A/L)GPL · · Score: 2, Insightful

    HR Person (to Zed): "We see on your resume that one has paid you to do rails development in the last year and a half, and that you've been writing some "mongrel" thing in your spare time. We're really looking for someone with more relevant and recent Ruby-on-Rails experience."

  22. In other words, the younger generation believes on Analyst, 15, Creates Storm After Trashing Twitter · · Score: 2, Funny

    1 nude MMS of the 15 year-old chick who sits next to you in class is more than worth 140 characters of anal-retentive self-promoting status alerts.

  23. Downside on Secrets of Schizophrenia and Depression "Unlocked" · · Score: 4, Funny

    This could be very bad for the tin foil hat industry.

  24. Put Money Where Mouth Is on Jim Zemlin Pitches Linux App Stores For Telcos · · Score: 1

    If the Linux foundation is so concerned about the non-technical masses adopting Linux, perhaps they should being paying Bruce Tognazzini's salary instead of Linus Torvalds'.

  25. Lady Gaga on OLPC Fork Sugar On a Stick Goes 1.0 · · Score: 0

    Is a sugar stick anything like a disco stick?