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  1. Richard Gere's ti-book on X-Rays Of A TiBook's Interior · · Score: 4, Troll

    I just know that one day some sick bastard will bring his ti-book to an x-ray technician who'll be started to find a gerbil shoved up his PCMCIA slot.

  2. "TTY GUI" on Do Games Know The Secret Of UI? · · Score: 2

    GUI Bloopers author Jeff Johnson refers to this type of interface (or blooper, as he calls it) as a "TTY GUI". I think that description adequately fits the bill.

    By the way, Tim. You are one of the smartest people who posts Slashdot. And I don't give props too often.

  3. Don't look at FPS's for good UI. Look at Sims. on Do Games Know The Secret Of UI? · · Score: 2

    Sims, from a UI standpoint, is very well designed. The buttons are nice and big, which means they're fast to access via Fitts law. The buttons appear in a pie-shaped fashion around the mouse pointer, which further increases access time (you don't have to go down a list of buttons button by button. The pie shape means that each button is adjacent to the mouse pointer).

    A lot of idiots throw high-technology at usability problems. Especially all those people touting web based interfaces (and of course, we've never, ever seen a confusing, difficult-to-navigate web page, have we? None of those exist ;) ) Usability problems are not technology problems, they are people problems. The silicon based computer is not speaking the same protocol as the carbon-based one. The solution is not to add RAM and CPU cycles to the silicon computer, but get the silicon computer to speak the same protocol the carbon-based computer speaks.

  4. Redneck secure mobile linux on IBM Running Linux On Secure Hardware · · Score: 2

    I can get a mobile version same thing by tying my Agenda VR around the neck of a pit bull.His rate is actually quite competitive with that of a well-trained security specialist.

  5. Mozilla (song) on Mozilla Moves Into 2002? Maybe. · · Score: 2

    (with apologies to the Blue Oyster Cult)

    With the best of intentions and Netscape's old code
    They produce a browser that tends to explode

    Rendering pages in pure XML
    XUL's really great, but performance is hell

    Standards compliant every way they can be
    But slow as a bear when compared to IE

    Oh, no. We wish these bugs would go
    Go go Mozilla, yeah
    Oh, no. The rendering's so slow
    Go go Mozilla, yeah

    History explains as a matter of course
    How mega codebases deter open source
    Mozilla!

  6. if( Zelda==Cartoon ) { NewWeapons++} on The New Zelda · · Score: 2

    Out with the swords and spells and in with the falling anvils and pianos. They should make a fortune off of Acme product placement.

  7. Sex Education on Laptops in Every Backpack · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since sex ed classes are too controversial, they'll just let the kids trade cyberporn to learn about the human body.

  8. Re:Wayne's VR world. on Human Markup Language · · Score: 3, Funny

    whoops. I meant to say

    SCHWING Check out that hot babe /SCHWING

  9. Wayne's VR world. on Human Markup Language · · Score: 2

    Check out that hot babe

  10. The Big Bang on Controversial Cosmologist Fred Hoyle Dies At 86 · · Score: 2

    Wasn't Ron Jeremy in that?

  11. Unforseen technical difficulties on Spaceballs Could Invade Mars · · Score: 2

    If one ball hangs lower than the other, how will that affect reentry?

  12. time based UI's--LifeStreams on The Real History of the GUI · · Score: 2

    There actually is a guy named David Gelernter who came up with something like this. Because of his computer science background, was a unabomber victim. While he was recovering, he came up with a system called "LifeStreams" that would record data throughout a person's life as if their entire life was some sort of filestream that is constantly added to.

    http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/5.02/fflifest re ams_pr.html

    While the icon metaphor is limited, part of the problems people are having with it are not so much related to the design itself, but the fact that so many programmers do so many cognitively unsound things that shouldn't be done in any interface design on any platform. And this is what is really causing many users to suffer through today's desktop interfaces. For example, some programmer might implement a button layout where it is not clear how one widget relates to another. One button on one side of the screen may have some relationship to a list that is in some obscure location somewhere else on the screen (as opposed placing the button right next to the list it acts on). Or one program might have both the menu selections "Customize" and "Options", which is ridiculously confusing for the user because both words refer to the same exact type of thing (configuring something in a program) but perform different actions. I'm not pulling that particular example out of my butt--I'm taking it directly from Microsoft. Before we eliminate the icons, we need to eliminate many programmers' lack of understanding about how to create usable interfaces. If we don't do this and simply go from icons to something else, they'll just end up making the next great interface as equally miserable as the current one.

  13. Re:Am I the only one who misses the CLI ? on The Real History of the GUI · · Score: 2

    The mouse has been proven in usability labs to be faster than keyboard shortcuts. A true GUI power user has no probably with this scientifically proven fact and uses the mouse and a GUI designed to take full advantage of it. A clueless newbie (which a lot of *nix people tend to be the second things get graphical) would engage in the far more cognitively expensive and slower task of mentally sorting through what arbitrary sequence of keys do what. If the *nix people would, in the words of Yoda, unlearn what they have learned for the past 30 years, linux would make far more progress on the desktop.

  14. CLI makes people dumb on Linux Win In Schools · · Score: 2

    Real geeks use punchcards!

  15. "What are we going to do tonight, Richard?" on RMS Accused Of Attempting Glibc Hostile Takeover · · Score: 2

    "The same thing we try to do every night, Pinky...try to take over glibc!"

  16. The most disturbing possibility...Futurama on Imaging Dark Matter With Gravity · · Score: 2

    Future scientists will conclude that Matt Groening was right: dark matter is basically cute alien shit.

  17. Microsoft delay appeal? on Microsoft Loses Delay Appeal · · Score: 2

    Personally, I've never found windows' constant delays to be very appealing.

  18. DVD support on Linux goes to Hollywood · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the hollywood studios use the dvd's in their linux rendering boxes to view their latest CG work, will they have start writing themselves threatening e-mails?

  19. Tempus Irae on 3D First-Person Games, So Far · · Score: 2

    Marathon Tempus Irae is without question the most original, most creative, most engaging FPS scenario ever created. The artwork was phenominal, especially considering that the marathon engine is only 2.5D. One haven't lived until they've blown away Pfhor in an exsquisitely decorated 16th century italian chapel to the tune of chanting monks.

  20. LISP? on New Language CURL Merges HTML And Javascript · · Score: 2

    Is it just me, or does Curl seem very Lisp influenced?

  21. I've got a better title on Star Wars II: Return of the Name · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dolly the Jedi Slayer

  22. Upgrade your SO before the processor on Are High-End CPUs Worth The Money? · · Score: 2

    It's a lot easier that way. If you know the right bars to look in, you can shop around and get a pretty good deal right now. Of course, if your SO comes with a lifelong service contract, this is a WAY toi expensive upgrade path.

  23. If someone ported wearables to linux... on Affordable Wearables May Arrive By Christmas · · Score: 2

    You could wear running socks running SOCKS

  24. Universal Manipulator Plays Chess? on Universal Manipulator Does Chess · · Score: 4

    If I could manipulate entire universes, I'd find chess kind of boring.

  25. Make ads entertaining on Personal Video Recorders vs Ads · · Score: 2

    We already know where this one will go. When that senior executive finds out what PVR's are and what they can really do, you can bet that he's going to scream bloody murder and threaten TiVO with lawyers unless they put in a piece of hardware that makes you watch the ads. Wouldn't it be cool if instead of reacting with lawsuit (which we all know the networks will inevitably do) they responded to PVR's by making ads fun to watch?