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  1. Re:Does it run ...? on Mouse Brain Simulated Via Computer · · Score: 1

    Assuming that the virtual mouse brain runs on Linux, I propose that we start work now on a virtual mouse trap.... The only question whether we need to develop a virtual spring, or virtual glue.

    I think that we would want to develop the virtual mouse under Windows first. That would make it easier to bring the virtual mouse system down.

  2. Hanging Chads? on Ohio Audit Reveals More Diebold Problems · · Score: 1

    Ohio is a little smarter than Florida(by the heat to brain ratio), but perhaps they fell victim to computerized hanging chads.

  3. In America on In Russia, 50% of News Must Be Happy · · Score: 1

    I wish that we had at least 1% good news, but alas... all news in America is bad news.

  4. Re:Gee. on New Sony DVDs Not Working In Some Players · · Score: 1

    Pursuit of Happyness

  5. Re:Gee. on New Sony DVDs Not Working In Some Players · · Score: 1

    I had to hook up my computer and play it with PowerDVD and output the display to my TV. Wouldn't even play in my Sony DVD player. Mother-F*$*@#%(%#$@%

  6. Re:I got mine today on Wii Shortages Could Last For Months · · Score: 1

    360 BURN! Bluetooth FTW.

  7. In Soviet Russia... on U.S. Billionaire Heads to Space Station · · Score: 1

    >Hey guys, where are all the +5 Funny-rated "In Soviet Russia...." jokes? I was looking forward to them! ...We have better taste than that.

  8. Interesting on U.S. Billionaire Heads to Space Station · · Score: 1

    Send a person with more money than he knows what to do with, somewhere where he can't spend it. Leave him there and teach him a lesson.

  9. Re:This is a good thing? on Linked List Patented in 2006 · · Score: 1

    They have, it's called Power Wheels. You know... Now you're driving for real!

  10. Jedi Mind Trick on Microsoft Takes a 'Patch Tuesday' Break · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft: "These are not the flaws you are looking for"
    Customer: "These are not the flaws I was looking for"
    Microsoft: "Go home and rethink your life"
    Customer: "I will go home and rethink my operating system decision"
    Microsoft: "What??? No! Your Life! Rethink your Life!"
    Customer: "Rethink my li.... nux. I need Linux."

  11. Anti-Crust on Ocean Floor Crust Wound to Be Explored · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you tamper with the anti-crust, you will get burned.

  12. Re:Sure, but can they fly on Chinese Develop Remote Controlled Pigeons · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but you can forget increasing the number of lives they have until the they have B, A, Select, and Start buttons.

  13. Pigeon Overlords on Chinese Develop Remote Controlled Pigeons · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I for one, welcome our remote controlled pigeon overlords, and the gifts they will shower over us and our cars.

  14. Re:It's not just the chimps. on Chimps Found Making Own Weapons to Hunt for Food · · Score: 1

    The US won't invade. They haven't killed thousands of American's and millions of Sounis. They also have to hold onto the WMDs after we tell them that they have to stop producing them. ..... Oh wait, they have? Nuke the B*tches!!!!!

  15. ummmmm on $25M Bounty Offered for Global Warming Fix · · Score: 1

    White-out? That would fix it. Now give me my $25 million!

  16. Re:realities? on Running Your Electric Meter Backwards · · Score: 1

    If you can push power back into the system, you are storing your energy with the electric company. There is no need for self storage. When you don't make enough, you borrow from the electric company. You look at the difference as to whether you make money or not.

  17. USB on Joystick Port Patented, Now the Lawsuit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I believe that my usb port works as a joystiq port on my computer. So I believe that usb is the next to go.

  18. Re:Its not climate change... on 2006 Was the Warmest Year Ever · · Score: 0, Troll

    Greenland used to be farmable. Until you can prove that before the automobile and before the industrial age, the white man was pulluting enough to cause Greenland to not be under ice. I'll believe you. However, since the world could go into an ice age. It is obvious that the world was a lot colder, greenland was a lot warmer, and global warming is just a naturally occuring event. The earth has ways of regulating itself, and that is just what it will do.

  19. Re:Questions to both sides of the argument on 'Plentiful' Non-Embryonic Stem Cells Found · · Score: 1

    Well, while I am not an expert on stem cells, I do know that women have a limited number of eggs. You make emryotic stemcells legal, and you will have a massive number of girls in college giving up their future babies for a few bucks. Which if you have ever met a girl that has had an abortion, you know that it messes them up mentally and sometimes physically. Take my Aunt, she died during an abortion. So, while I can't answer the question of whether the stem cells can fix people beyond a shadow of a doubt, I know that it can kill people. So sticking to these safer alternatives to get stem cells is a great idea.

  20. Purdue should take the next step... on Water Cooling Computers With A Swimming Pool · · Score: 1

    They need to use their nuclear reactor in their swimming pool to both power and cool their computer.

  21. Re:yeah but on The World's Most Powerful Diesel Engine · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't wait to put one of those in my SUV. Think I could get 10 mpg?

  22. It says "May" on Arctic Ice May Melt By 2040 · · Score: 1

    In other words it may not.

  23. Re:move that sucker into orbit on NASA Proposes Manned Asteroid Mission · · Score: 1

    That is all we need. Another object effecting the tides. Just hope that you aren't on the coast when the moon and asteroid's lunar effects combine. Goodbye coastal cities.

  24. The perfect message on Physicist Trying To Send a Signal Back In Time · · Score: 1

    I am going to send back in time the way to decode my message.

  25. Too easy on Microsoft One Step From World's Greenest Company · · Score: 1

    They already know about all of their windows flaws. So, they could just write their own virus to do the work for them. Either that or incorperate a "Critical Bug Fix". However, I think that they would find that they would make up for the $6 billion or so that they saved everyone in court fees to pay off everyone that was upset by this. It would never happen.