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Chinese Develop Remote Controlled Pigeons
Many readers sent us links to the story about Chinese scientists developing pigeons whose flight can be controlled remotely. The best coverage may be Wired's, both because they link to the English language version of the original Peoples Daily Online release, and because of the (disturbing) photos. The birds can be commanded to fly left, right, up, or down. Reader KDan writes, "A number of obvious uses jump out to me... the remote-controlled pigeons will finally allow us to create an efficient implementation of RFC 1149 and RFC 2549."
Packet storm!
Routing to the max.
If you set the evilbit can you make your pigeon crap on specified targets?
liqbase
I want simple controls:-
:-)
left, right, forward and of course.... fire!
get them to eat berries first for a full on multicolour pebble dashing.
and wait until my neighbour is washing his car.
(of course a small head mounted camera with crosshairs target scope would be good as well
ah, delight.
So, when will these be compatible with sharks?
Now,Communist Party of China can control Google remotely!
Am I the only one who immediately thought of the Homing Pigeon bomb from Worms Armaggedon?
Anyone who has played Worms is well aware of the weaponization potential of the homing pigeon. The future battlefield will be a bed of feathers...
Remote controlled pigeons caused yesterday's international market crash that originated in China
Each pigeon would cost 2 million dollars and cities with many statues would be labelled as an imminent threats.
Am i the only one that can see a potential weapon rather than an rfc? A fantasy writer called Philip Reeve already imagined such creatures in uses such as scouts or units of attack( imagine an army of pidgeon coming towards you ) Surveilance, and bioweapon delivery could also be a use for this enslaved beings
I for one welcome our pigeon overlords.. Imagine a Beowulf cluster of them.
Something to feed to the acustic kitty. I wonder how soon before it is used on human?
I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
We'll have to get the best of help! Somebody call Dick Dastardly and Muttley!
"Stop failing the Turing test!" -- Dilbert
To counter this potentual Chinese threat the US today announced its intention to have a fully functional remote controlled 'Dastardly and Mutley' by the end of the year.
What happens on up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right?
Will we see a Pokemon-genre game where you breed pigeons?
A shame we will never know what this feels like for the pigeon. Is it really being forced to turn left against its will, or does the pigeon experience it as a sudden desire to turn left?
In the TNG canon, did the Borg originate with pigeons?
-- Ed Avis ed@membled.com
RFC 2549 combined with this routing upgrade should finally get me an Internet connection that is faster and more reliable than Comcast Cable! Granted that this isn't exactly a very high standard, but it's a start!
So, when will I be able to sign up for IPOP in my area (IP Over Pidgeon)?
This sounds horrible. I find the idea of overriding another animal's free will very disturbing. The words "won't someone please think of the pidgeons!" come to mind, but we humans are animals after all. I would definitely not want this kind of mind control implemented with humans, and I don't want it implemented on any self-aware being.
They can go up, down, left and rigth.
But if they can go up up down down left right left right B A start, this could turn out to be far more dangerous than anything else we've seen in their arsenal.
Must we do everything that we can do? I scares me a little seeing a lack of ethical concerns here on subjects like these. The chinese didn't develop these pigeons. Nature and evolution did. The chinese opened their heads and stuck wires into them. NO big deal and nothing really scientific.
This sort of 'research' goes to show that some areas of modern science are even more bogus, bizare and pointless than some obscure spiritistic variants of alchemy from the old days. If I'd be in charge these scientists would lose their funding, their job and their accreditation all at once.
Unethical bullshit pseudoscience not very far from what the Nazi KZ Doctors did to the people captured in the camps, that's what this is.
We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
The QoS level "Concorde" is not available anymore.
pigeons control YOU.
Hello hello....Which side should I go...Left, right or straight..SOS..Help help
Sorry Chinese instruction are not processed
Are they going to have frickin' "Lasers" on their heads?
-jcr
The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
Google will finally be able to implement their pigeon ranking system.
This might be the ultimate spying device: hook up a tiny camera or mike to a pigeon and command it to fly to the window of an embassy, the Pentagon, etc.
Of course, political assassinations via C4 bombs delivered by pigeons might be a possibility, too. Or, biological/chemical agent delivery to otherwise protected areas...
I am having some tiny chills running down my spine.
"The agriculture ministry is not in charge of Gundam" - Japanese ministry official.
...Hitchcock-style!
It is another step.
Ugly and non-ethical, yes, but most details on animal experiments are like this one.
Always wanted brain implant? - well, some research must be done.
Like it? No? Me either, but at the end people will forget all ugly parts and will use direct brian computer interface.
Remote control meer cats would be ace. There would be one button to make it pop up out of a hole, hours of fun!
Task Mangler
The pigeons had it coming... If they had been equipped with UAC in the first place:
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Now Google will finetune PigeonRank to perfection!
Great. Not only are they torturing these creatures in order to do their evil bidding. But now people are going to go around slaughtering pigeons to prevent being spied on.
How about we put chips in the heads of those so-called scientist to control their movement against their will, and see how they like it. They'd probably change their minds about this being such a great idea. Oh wait, they can't change their minds because we've taken away their free will by putting a damn chip in their brain!
"Science" gets less ethical every day.
Dude, these pigeons are treated better than that hamburger you ate for lunch. And your hamburger had considerably more capasity for emotion & suffering. So, if you ain't vegetarian, you have no room to talk.
The Christian religion has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world. -- Bertrand Russell
Don't underestimate the value of a bird that can be commanded to go down at will...
I blame Gary Larson.
I want my! I want my! I want my Eee PC!
"It scares me a little seeing a lack of ethical concerns here on subjects like these. The chinese didn't develop these pigeons. Nature and evolution did. The chinese opened their heads and stuck wires into them. No big deal and nothing really scientific."
Just "sticking wires into them" would have been unlikely to produce very cool results, aside from croaked pigeons. And that's where the science part comes into play.
"This sort of 'research' goes to show that some areas of modern science are even more bogus, bizare and pointless than some obscure spiritistic variants of alchemy from the old days."
This is either a deeply dangerous experiment for mankind OR completely bogus, pointless, etc. Pick one - you can't have both.
"If I'd be in charge these scientists would lose their funding, their job and their accreditation all at once.
Unethical bullshit pseudoscience not very far from what the Nazi KZ Doctors did to the people captured in the camps, that's what this is."
Re-read the story, the subjects were "pigeons" not "people". Frankly, if the Nazis would have stuck to abusing pigeons, not many people would have given a damn.
I remember reading those RFCs when they came out. Ahh.. the good old days when packets were sent over Avian networks... :-/
I for one, welcome our remote controlled pigeon overlords, and the gifts they will shower over us and our cars.
More accurate: "Free as in Market" <- Good for libertarians.
Better still: "Free as in Speech"
Or as another .sig almost has it:
BSD: Liberté
GPL: Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité
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What if you had 10 pigeons fitted with nuclear devices?...
Now -that- would be scary.
Maybe fitted with nuclear weapons AND microphones... =/
-Pigeons of Death, able to record your screams of fear and anguish!
...maintain communication and navigation while crossing the International Date Line?
I guess the only question is, do the birds have B and A buttons too?
If they have been experimenting on human prisoners with this. The Chinese government has been very successful in hiding or white washing their atrocities. Some day we will find that Hitler had nothing on the modern day Chinese government.
When Fascism comes to America, it will call itself Anti-Fascism, and tell you to give up your guns.
Try stopping a few flocks of these loaded with bird flu or worse.
How horrible and obvious to everyone now. Should have been obvious for a long time considering the work done on remote control of cockroaches. My first thought was C4 to office windows, another poster mentioned.
There was a story a few days ago about light winged army bots that are useful in Iraq. If the other side adds pigeons we may need to have a large number of armed bots to secure a periphery around troops distant enough to keep them safe. This reminds me of Neal Stephenson's The Diamond Age (sounding less like fiction every day) in which cities are ringed by clouds of tiny winged bots (aerostats) that act as an immune system against invading bots.
It is interesting to consider that even without a traditional war, the combination of diffusion of low-cost high tech before cultural polarizations are wiped out (personally I expected that "wiping out" long before the Gulf War) could drive a decentralized arms race on a progressively smaller scale.
It also seems likely that attacks will be made by robotic or live drones before any realistic defense, active or passive, is implemented. Surely the idea of a secured zone breaks down in a skyscraper jungle with broad access from above, and one could never be safe unless the defensive periphery could be shrunk and mobilized to follow you.
This is just another step toward that scary future when the people who got bullied might still want revenge and they get the means to do it. If I wanted to protect my troops I'd start working on a cheap laser or phalanx style miniaturized robotic defense to take out anything small flying nearby.
1. Make a judgement that someone is unethical based on one's own perception.
2. Reinforce the perception with extreme or individual incidents that are in line with that judgement.
3. Dismiss evidences that contradict the judgement or undermine the credibility of it.
4. When the position is not defendable in a debate, use unsubstantiated claim or cite anecdotal evidence.
5. Repeat 2-4 as necessary.
People who dislike China tend to mention Tiananmen Square a lot, but they always forget the Tank Man is also a Chinese.
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right?
So why is the targeting camera head mounted...?
Japanese in the WW-II tried to use bats to carry bombs . Another great idea they had was to release hot air balloons filled with incindiary devices and release them into the jet stream. Two or three such bombs actually reached US mainland, and the fact was classified to prevent panic in USA. Finally when they carried tiny airplanes with bombs in their submarines to attack US mainland, they tried to bomb the forests. The Japanese military high command had such exaggerated reports of US and its forests, they believed that if these forests were set afire, it will burn the whole damned continent! So I am not surprised the Chinese are innovating trying to use piegons.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
I agree and am concerned for the pigeons that are being opened up like this. I am also concerned about the diabolical possibilities for this.
:-D Yes, I am a cat owner, I just wish i could get the two of them to go to the bathroom in the toilet... Oh well..
BUT
There is an up side. If the pigeons were controlled in a city, they could be "potty trained". Meaning, a city wide computer system could track them and force them to put their droppings in one location. That excrement could then used by chemical companies. Of course if this system were hacked they then could be forced to put their droppings on a person, place or thing... Oh well, there's always something bad that can be done with a good.
Additionally, I say do this to cats... They never listen anyway...
~GO
First of all, there is nothing unethical about animal research, unless you are a part of the PETA animal rights brigade. Second, to compare this to what the nazi experimentation on Jews in WWII concentration camps dehumanizes the victims by comparing them to animals.
The practical applications of this scientific breakthroughs, frankly, are huge. Imagine someone who can't walk because part of their brain is damaged, can now possibly be healed, by application of these electrodes. Dogs whose rabid behavior which can't be controlled, can now be effectively managed without putting them down, etc.
Go take your medieval view of science and shove it.
well you should, the whole idea is strikingly similar, even in the graphical description.
The WP article is here: We3.
IMHO it's one of the best Grant Morrison comic.
Yeah, another guy named Tolkien also had this idea. (After the Fellowship is formed, Gandalf and Crew have to hide to avoid flocks of crows. Apparently, the Fellowship's new coats were not very bird-crap-repellent.)
Remote Control + Pigeon with a bad cough = WMD.
I remember reading in a 1970s-era issue of Analog a story about a couple men who developed a way to control a gigantic floating octopus-cattle by applying electrical current to its brain. Interesting to see something similar actually happen.
(No, I wasn't alive when the magazine was published...my step-dad had a huge collection of Analog magazines.)
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All they have to do is wire up the sphincter and they can play Potty Pigeon for real. Infect the birds with something and it doesn't even have to be a joke.
the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face."
Here is the real story.
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This one is from the Peoples Daily Online. Not sure if the is "the" original version.
http://env.people.com.cn/GB/5421217.html
Here are some more stories with pics.
http://www.hf365.com/epublish/gb/paper2/20061101/
http://www.news365.com.cn/wxpd/sm/smxw/200702/t20
It seems to indicate that the unit weighs 10 grams and is powered by the pigeon.
Remote controlled pigeons are fine, but they have one drawback -- they cannot carry beer.
I'm still waiting on my remote-controlled beer fetching attack monkey. Keep at it, scientists!
That's funny, I know someone who had a similar notion about genetically-modified birds. Unlike the Chinese, he had a use in mind. Maybe not a practical or realistic one, but a use, nevertheless. The City of Chicago seems to like having bird doo on their statues, though, because they never responded.
And you thought all those times of practicing skeet shooting would never pay off....
Eat a Chicken, You know you want to.
I quite agree with the parent poster.
The problem is with the "moral core" concept. Basically, humans tend to seperate beings into two groups, with one being "protected" by the moral code, and the other not being protected. Shifting the boundaries between these two groups is an important part of getting soldiers to fight, and the critical component in allowing genocide to happen.
Most people tend to put animals outside their moral core. Familiarity and empathy extends some limited protection and benefit to household pets in most cases, but even these are not usually part of the moral core.
The scary thing isn't that they are doing the same *things* as the Nazis, but rather that they are doing so based on the same *line of thought*.
Off-topic, I wonder how many intelligent sadists fly under the radar by seeking out positions such as these, where they can cook up some flimsy excuse to perform legally sanctioned torture for very little real benefit. I mean, sure, the pigeons can probably be used for something (e.g. delivering a small payload, or performing inconspicous reconaissance), but the technology to do these things, including inconspicous reconaissance, is probably available in China without resorting to this.
Release the flying monk... Oh well, back to the drawing board.
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You know, there might be something to the conspiracy theories on this one. Have you ever been to Shanghai? It's a really big city. 20+ million. Almost no pigeons. Can you think of any major western city without pigeons? It's not coincidence. The survival rate of a nice pump, juicy pigeon isn't that good in China. I'm a local, I know. The point being is that this has absolutely no practical use internally whatsoever. No sane mad scientist would every build a Franken-pigeon for use in China. Half would be eaten before completing their first mission. Therefore, it must have been designed for deployment outside China.
What COULD it mean?
Okay. Two things.
First of all, the Americans, Germans, Russians, and heaven knows who all else have been deep into mind-control work since the forties and have not let up since.
Some solid reading on the subject of the development of mind control through history can be read here.
Mind-controlled animals are not news. It's old. The only reason this is surfacing now is to mold public awareness.
Secondly. . .
China is being lined up to stand in as the new villain. The power-monsters in Washington made a lot of money in Iraq, raping the public purse; when the news headlines declare how many hundreds of billions of dollars it costs to be at war with Iraq, where do we think all that money goes? Into the sand? Into vapor? Nope. Yet, that's what everybody generally feels, that the money just goes away in the Middle East somewhere, but that's totally wrong. Nearly ALL of that money goes into the pockets of a small number of American industrialists. That money isn't lost. It's simply just been transferred from the public purse and into the bank accounts of the men who make bombs and guns and tanks and boats. War is wonderfully profitable!
So when the fun and games tie up in the Middle East, where is the next cash cow going to be? --After Iran and Syria, I mean. It's going to be China. A nice big cold war with china, so that billions more dollars can be raped from the American public and given to a small number of men with cigars.
The media is manipulated. --I've been hunting around for a story I read a couple of days ago, (and cannot find. Phooey), where an ex-secret services chief was commenting loudly that the propaganda build-up with regard to Iran was nearly identical to that used to pull us into war with Iraq.
I did however run across this story which illustrates the point.
I wonder what kind of "Bad Bad China" story will pop up next? Stay alert!
-FL
They ought to bring out a sequel to duck hunt; except this time you control kamikaze pigeons and must fly them into the evil capitalist americans.
*Ducks*
Actually.. scuse' the pun
Here are some pictures of the early trials. http://img99.imageshack.us/my.php?image=parkeharri son2020flyingsf9.jpg
Good points you make. Thanks.
-kgj
-kgj
but I'm fairly sure that there are bigger birds out there that wouldn't have a problem with it.
I've always wanted an Atomic Turkey.
"Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
look, ma, it's raining bones!
look away, child, it's a hegemonist net surfer....
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
I for one welcome our new Pigeon Overlords...
Help! I've fallen in a karma hole and I can't get up!
I've got about 120 pedigreed homing pigeons. I belong to the American Racing Pigeon Union (www.pigeon.org). My pigeons are incredibly well cared for. Most people who race homing pigeons take excellent care of their birds.
A couple of points about the article and the responses. First about the crapping part. Pigeons don't poop while flying. They poop while standing or on a perch, usually they turn around and back up a little and then they poop. You can tell quite a bit about the pigeon's health by looking at the poop. After a little while you get used to it and realize it's not bad at all. Pigeons are grain eaters, their poop is excellent fertilizer.
I really don't like the idea about electrodes in the head to control pigeons. Pigeons are gentle loving animals that don't deserve to be treated like this. I also don't like the idea about using pigeons as weapons, this is just wrong for the bird of peace.
Most of you have a picture of a pigeon in your wallet, it's on all of the visa credit cards. Pigeons (doves) are the symbol of love, peace, and the Holy Spirit in the Christian faith. Pigeons mate for life.
Could you please define the word dehumanize for me? How do you dehumanize something that is not human?
People who dislike China tend to mention Tiananmen Square a lot, but they always forget the Tank Man is also a Chinese.
Meow! http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=636 Not quite the same, but about as funny, if not funnier than chinese pigeon dive-crappers.
It's just like the fact that the French who fought Nazi in WWII are called French resistance but the Iraqis fighting US army should not be called Iraqi resistance, only Iraqi insurgency. Of course, Chechen suicide bombers are surely brave freedom fighters. A palestinian doing the same is a terrorist.
People who dislike China tend to mention Tiananmen Square a lot, but they always forget the Tank Man is also a Chinese.
I'm still trying to figure out how King Arthur got a hold of those coconuts. They were in a temperate zone! Sparrows carried them my ass.
It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
P.S. by on a smaller scale I mean with the agents/weapons becoming progressively smaller in size. (Perhaps smaller agents in the air or on the ground will make them cheaper to deploy in quantity while evading detection better.) Which would imply that a given size (say pigeon size) will be escalated to faster speeds, and higher yields, at the same size, until a new smaller size weapon is realized in this race. Shades of Philip K. Dick.
Finally, we might start seeing some better ping times, and fewer lost packets for my carrier of choice! I think that google should be happy about this too.
The pigeons of China today overthrew their human masters in a major political Coo!
(from Miller/SNL/Ecuador sometime circa 1990)
"Waste not one watt!" - CZ
Running the control the other direction is actually more interesting.
Hehehehe!
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Sorry folks, it was too hard for me not to. Hehehehe!
Well, that would depend on your will, wouldn't it? Most people who choose the GPL (assuming they understand the license) want their software to remain free for their users, including derivative changes. IMO it's more free than BSD due to its protections, but I won't argue some religious war with you here. You'll need to find another sucker.
GPL: Free as in will
Wouldn't it be possible to use these pigeons to deliver a payload for virus and or biohazards? Disregard the fact that it might sound like a retarded plot out of Resident Evil, but something like this could be perfect for depositing toxic/contagious materials into your enemy's water reservoirs or civilian population. God help us if there's a more deadly strain of avian flu or other bugs that could pass from birds to humans.
My point is simply that free will is something that can change moment to moment, yet can also impinge upon itself, somewhat like happens to BSDed code as it goes down the line, including a choice to bind the code by contract, which is something that we can choose to do to ourselves.
The marketplace as a whole, rather than particlar items being traded, is kept open. You have resale rights, for a start. Similarly, truely free speech can be reused, and cannot be bound in subsequent incarnations.
Bad analogies are a pet peave of mine; I'm not saying that BSD is superior, but only that free will is a bad analogy for the mechanisms of the GPL licence. There are better analogies.
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Pigeon Awareness Program
Courtesy of the interNet Action Against Penguins (NAAP).
If you have any questions to any agents or unofficial members of the NAAP, please contact me. And for those "government officials" with an interest in my knowledge: I'm always told a posteriori any operation.
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I am surprised that this project implementing RFC 1149 has not been cited yet.
.. paranoid crackpot leftover from the days of Amiga.
Will it have enough RAM to play Halo3 at a reasonable frame rate?
Will the bird flu virus be solved by McAfee or Symantec?
Where will the cybernetic arms race end? They have cybernetic birds, we have cybernetic cats, the Russians have cybernetic dogs, etc...
IMHO, if the cybernetic pigeon is running Windows, we have nothing to worry about. I can just see a cybernetic pigeon flying and then suddenly crashes to the ground requiring a ctrl-alt-del to get out of the blue screen of death mode.
Are you people completely stupid? Don't you think using animals as waepons for power hungry political leaders might be a serious problem for all of us? Besides deeply hurting ethical principles. ...why not putting electrodes in YOUR brain and give the joystick to some army leaders? Let them use humans and don't bother other species!!
to make it poo.
Ha, that doesn't impress me much.
Now if they had a remotely controlled flying cows...
and guide them to enemy targets, among other things.
Through their history the Chinese have done this with pigeons: you let loose homing pigeons with burning rope attached in the neighborhood of a town. They land in the barns and rooftops and burn the city to the ground.
Only your imagination limits you: surveillance, following, selective weapons delivery. In short, anything an airplane can do except heavy delivery.
So imagine you're a Chinese saboteur: import a bunch of cyber pigeons, and, when the Chinese start war with Taiwan, release these pigeons in Taiwan, Honolulu, the Philippines, South Korea, LA, San Francisco, DC, etc. to cause damage and confusion. There's probably little chance of being detected beforehand.
I'd say:
BSD: Liberté
GPL: Égalité, Liberté
Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. And you don't want to get any on you.