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  1. Re:Lest we forget... on The War Is Over, and Linux Has Won · · Score: 1
    Er, (2) is sort of how progress is made, isn't it? ...

    Umm... Read the Wiki link. My post was meant as a cautionary comment about the possibility of History repeating itself, or fools repeating History -- whichever butters your bread.

    Or as Scotty said: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

  2. Lest we forget... on The War Is Over, and Linux Has Won · · Score: 4, Interesting
    With Oracle and Microsoft putting Linux in the spotlight and positioning themselves to grow with Linux.

    ...three words: Embrace, extend and extinguish.

    1. Embrace: Microsoft develops software substantially compatible with a competing product, or implementing a public standard.
    2. Extend: Microsoft adds and promotes features not supported by the competing product or part of the standard, creating interoperability problems for customers who try to remain neutral.
    3. Extinguish: Microsoft's extensions become a de facto standard because of their dominant market share, marginalizing competitors that do not or cannot support Microsoft's extensions and creating an obstacle to new would-be competitors.
  3. Gigasaurus? on The Information Factories Are Here · · Score: 1
    How will we feed it? How will it be tamed? And how soon will it, in its inevitable turn, become a dinosaur?

    Gigasaurus, we hardly knew you...

    [Sniff. A lone tear edged forth; the opalescent bead sparkled in the candlelight and betrayed my true feelings -- noooo! Damn you technology! Damn you to hell.]

  4. How much flare? on Space Telescope Catches Monster Flare · · Score: 4, Funny
    The question is, how much flare does II Pegasi need to really express itself? 26? 37? Sure, the requirement is 11 pieces, but I'm sure it doesn't want to just do "the minimum".

    Now about those TPS reports...

  5. Obligatory: Galaxy Quest on Has Verizon Forfeited Common Carrier Status? · · Score: 1
    The submitter meant "miner-attracted adults."

    • Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?
    • Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old.
    • Sir Alexander Dane: MINERS, not MINORS.
    • Fred Kwan: You lost me.
  6. Re:Possibly NSFW? on Has Verizon Forfeited Common Carrier Status? · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm not too keen on gay shirtless men popping up on my monitor as I eat my lunch. My Christian coworker might think odd things of me.

    Or, he may not :-)

  7. All your SciFi are belonging to us... on UK Has Become a "Surveillance Society" · · Score: 1
    From the article, the report 'predicts that by 2016 shoppers could be scanned as they enter stores, schools could bring in cards allowing parents to monitor what their children eat, and jobs may be refused to applicants who are seen as a health risk.'

    Nothing to see here. Just a minority report written by Guy Fawkes at Gattaca...

  8. Re:All my photos... on Fastest Waves Ever Photographed · · Score: 1
    At the speed of light in atmosphere you mean. Not at the speed of light in a vacuum.

    I looked in my vacuum here at home, but saw no light.
    Perhaps the Hoover at work...

  9. All my photos... on Fastest Waves Ever Photographed · · Score: 1
    ...are of waves traveling *at* the speed of light.

    You kids and your new-fangled sub-light speed waves.
    Get offa my lawn!

  10. Danger Falling Debris... on Vista to Allow "One Significant" Hardware Upgrade · · Score: 1
    Microsoft is using a new algorithm to monitor hardware changes and enforce licensing compliance, and the company says that it is more forgiving now than it was with Windows XP.

    Warning! Reading the words "Microsoft", "forgiving", and "Windows" (XP) in the same sentence may cause your head to explode.

  11. Know what to compress, not how. on First Hutter Prize Awarded · · Score: 1
    Being able to compress knowledge well is believed to be related to acting intelligently.

    Bah! Knowing what to compress is more intelligenter...

  12. I thought Hell was for... on Hell.com Domain Name Up For Sale · · Score: 1
    I'm confused, I thought Pat Benatar said that Hell is for Children?

    [Sigh, I am so old...]

  13. Re:Priests huh? - Aztec/Inca on 64-Bit Vista Kernel Will Be a "Black Box" · · Score: 1
    ...where only its own high priests of security may venture.

    Actually, their metaphor is making me think Aztec/Inca monuments and sacrificial altars with blood and human hearts... After all, it is Microsoft. Or perhaps I'm thinkin' Arby's.

    Oh yes, I went there and there.

  14. "Black Box" will contain ... on 64-Bit Vista Kernel Will Be a "Black Box" · · Score: 1
    "Microsoft will operate ... Vista as a tabernacle, with the kernel as the holy of holies, where only its own high priests of security may venture."

    Meaning that the kernel itself will actually be a port of OpenBSD, but (shhh) don't tell anyone.

  15. Obligatory: quantum virus... on Malware In Quantum Computing? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm a little uncertain, but I think that you can either know what's been infected, or how fast it's being infected, but not both...

  16. Re:And yet... magazines... on Thieves Find Cemetery of Pharaoh's Dentists · · Score: 1
    ...grave robbers seem to find all the good stuff...

    Not counting all the old magazines from 1990 B.C. Geesh, this article about the delta flooding is at least five years older than the dig site...

  17. Re: never looked back on Pros and Cons of Switching From Windows To Mac · · Score: 5, Funny
    Never trust the opinion of someone who "never looked back". When did the phrase "I never looked back" become a way to endorse a product?

    Worked for Lot. Too bad about his wife...

  18. How it works: Improbability Field on How Animatronic Clothes Work · · Score: 1
    ... research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy.

    Many respectful physicists said they wouldn't go to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties.

    Douglas Adams. A man a head of his time...

  19. Re:I'm not going to get it - lynx on IE7 Released and Available for Download · · Score: 1
    I'll use the worldf's most secure broswer: Mosaic 1.0!

    I believe the correct spelling is lynx. :-)
    (Although the graphics rendering is a bitch.)

  20. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors on What Earth Without People Would Look Like · · Score: 1
    I doubt an "advanced civilization" would treat their own planet, flora, fauna and population as do we.
    ..."advanced civilization" is a meaningless term. How advanced? I think we still have a lot of room for advancement...

    Yes, we do have a lot of room for advancment, though I didn't necessarily mean technological. I was actually trying to make a point about humans being self-centered and short-sighted with regard to our environmental stewardship and treatment of others. Some of which may be described by your own sig...

    The war for oil is a war for the beast
    The war on terror is a war on peace

    "And when we go, nature will start over. With the bees, probably."

  21. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors on What Earth Without People Would Look Like · · Score: 1
    From the TFA: Alien visitors coming to Earth 100,000 years hence will find no obvious signs that an advanced civilisation ever lived here.

    Umm... They would probably come to that conclusion right now. :-)

    I doubt an "advanced civilization" would treat their own planet, flora, fauna and population as do we.

  22. Re:Not buyin' it... on Oracle Linux? · · Score: 1
    SAs seem to thing that 'their way' is always the best way. Each one wants to setup their servers differntly because of this or that reason, and in turn sacrifice uniformity.

    Hmmm... Time for some new SAs. Seriously, I've spent most of the past 20 years as admin to just about every kind of Unix (and some Windoze) system from Cray to Linux. Unless there's a convincing reason to the contrary, I either configure the system "standard" (or, as usual for that vendor) or all the same, and I try to automate as much as possible. I document it in any case. This way, if I get hit by a bus, someone else can step in with minimal fuss and confusion.

    Usability, reliability and maintainability are more important than my ego. (Though my ego can take care of itself... :-)

  23. Re:The problem with this is on Human Species May Split In Two · · Score: 1
    Intelligent, creative people are far less likely to pay attention to personal appearance, where beautiful people are far less likely to pay attention to mental pursuits.

    What's that saying? "Beauty * Brains = Constant"

  24. Luke, use photoacoustic detection... on Listening for Cancer Cells · · Score: 4, Funny
    • Luke: How was your chemotherapy treatment?
    • Obi-Wan: It's as if millions of cancer cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
  25. Re:I'm excited. on FDA Set To Approve Products from Cloned Cows · · Score: 1
    Your idea of the epitomy of consumer safety is to try something and see how it makes you feel? ... There are plenty of things that will make you feel great today and kill you in a week or in twenty years.

    Or in a few minutes... Mmmmm, this smells like almonds.