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  1. Re:What about trivia nuts? on Adult Brains Grow From Specialist Use · · Score: 1
    What about people who memorize every little detail of Star Trek?

    Bones: Dammit Jim. I'm a doctor, not a cab driver!

  2. Did anyone else read it as... on Wengo Releases Flash Softphone For Web Pages · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "Wengo Releases Flesh Softporn For Web Pages"?

    I guess I need to have my eyes. Of course, the way people are addicted to Web Tech these days, I may be on to something - so to speak.

  3. Please remove your shoes... on FAA Releases Requirements for Space Tourism · · Score: 1
    From TFA: ...a space flight participant may not carry on board any explosives, firearms, knives, or other weapons ... As the commercial activity in this sector expands, the TSA will likely take a larger role in developing standards and monitoring compliance.

    In TSA speak, this means: no liquids/gels over 3.5 oz; please remove your shoes and prepare for you cavity search.

  4. Re:Sounds like a business opportunity on HP's Windows Bundle Trouble · · Score: 1
    In that case wouldn't the lawsuit be directed at Microsoft for unfair practices?

    I don't think so as it's a sales agreement / contract entered into voluntarily by both parties (M$ and HP). HP doesn't have to sell Windoze, but then M$ doesn't have to sell it at a discount either.

    In addition, supporting multiple OSs would probably hurt the vendor's profit margin by requiring additional and/or more experienced tech support (such as it is)...

  5. Re:Sounds like a business opportunity on HP's Windows Bundle Trouble · · Score: 1
    HP sells a product that apparently could cost less without the OS installed. So why doesn't someone else just sell a barebones PC? ... why must HP sell HP products any way other then the way HP wants?

    Generally, because the volume sales agreement HP has with M$ is probably conditional or based on HP selling a copy of Windoze with every PC (or at least HP paying for a copy for each), otherwise the discounts go out the window.

  6. Do your own term paper. on Why Does Everyone Hate Microsoft? · · Score: 1

    Dude, be sure to list /. in your footnotes so your professor knows you don't have any independent thought in your term paper. Why don't you do some real research and tell us why we all hate M$?

  7. New series name... on New Stargate Series In the Works · · Score: 1
    SG-2.0

    Every week they travel to unimaginable worlds, meet (and kill) new people, then write about it on their SG blogs ...

    Wake me if Claudia Black shows up.

  8. Scripture misunderstanding... on Wal-Mart Asked to Drop Christian Video Game · · Score: 1
    If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

    Of course, the following passage was deleted from the scriptures by unanimous consent of the church elders:

    If a woman lies with a woman as one lies with a man, that's just hot.
    Actually, the original meaning of "lies" (untruth) has been lost in translation... In modern practice, it's NOT cool to tell your buddy that you're going to the gym, when you are, in fact, going to a friend's house to watch football on his 60" plasma TV w/surround sound. Your girlfriend, now that another story...
  9. Re:So, let me summarize... on Melting Coins Now Illegal In the U.S. · · Score: 2, Funny
    For everything else, life takes VISA(tm).

    Or, rather: For everything else, there's MasterCard.
    Watch some TV dude! :-)

  10. Re:Please remind me again on World's First Jail Sentence for BitTorrent Piracy · · Score: 1
    Hopefully society will change where a judge will be able to come up with punishments that aren't so expensive to institute.

    Perhaps he could be forced to actually watch those movies, though at least one of them could be considered "cruel and unusual". Lucky for him he didn't distribute "Miss Congeniality 2"...

  11. Re:tied to quantum physics on Sense of Smell Tied To Quantum Physics? · · Score: 1
    A poet once said, "The whole universe is in a glass of wine."

    This poet obviously never got stoned, otherwise he would know that the Universe is actually in his thumb.

    Damn non-hippie.

  12. What's the percentage...? on HP Pays $14.5M to Make Civil Charges Disappear · · Score: 1
    The California Attorney General's Office negotiated a $14.5 million payoff from HP as part of a settlement that calls for the state not to pursue civil charges...

    I guess everyone has their price. Perhaps someone can calculate what percentage of HP's net worth is $14.5 million so others could use that same percentage to settle their civil suits with CA ...

    I'm guessing it would be *very* affordable. :-)

  13. Re: Irresponsible? on TSA Now Investigating Boarding Pass Hacker · · Score: 1
    He should have also presented his research to the TSA and the airlines.

    <conspearacy theory>
    I know this is an extreme comparison, but how'd that sort of thing work out for Karen Silkwood? She went old-school public and got killed! Perhaps the immediate notoriety offered by the web is "safer".
    </conspearacy theory>

  14. Actually, it's cake or death... on RIAA Mischaracterizes Letter Received From AOL · · Score: 4, Funny
    "would you like cake exclusive or pie?"

    I believe that Eddie Izzard asked it best, "Cake or Death"?

    "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Everybody - anyone could answer that. "Cake or death?" "Uhh, cake please." "Very well! Give him cake!" "Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice!"

    "You! Cake or death?" "Uh, cake for me, too, please!" "Very well! Give him cake, too!" (We're gonna run out of cake at this rate.)

    "You! Cake or death?" "Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry ..." "You said death first, ah-ha, ah-ha, death first!" "Well, I meant cake!" "Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!"

    "Cake or death?" "Uh, cake please." "Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush! So what'll it be?" "What, so my choice is 'or death?' Well, then I'll have the chicken, please."

  15. Didn't Kirk do something like this? on Professor Comes Up With a Way to Divide by Zero · · Score: 1
    Sounds like The Kobayashi Maru:
    • A no-win situation caused by a set of rules that can only be won by changing the rules, in effect, cheating.

    I hear that Dr. James Anderson doesn't like to lose...

  16. Toss this... on Microsoft Research Fights Critics · · Score: 1
    When the word 'innovation' is tossed about

    Not all innovations or innovators are good or benevolent.
    Perhaps Micro$oft can research this...

  17. Finally reading about... on Blood Protein Used to Split Water · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...something on the bleeding edge of technology here on /.

    Ok, ok, OK. I promise not to post for the entire weekend, sigh.
    Damn.

  18. In related news... on Laser Turns All Metals Black · · Score: 1

    During an interview at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Hotblack Desiato commented about how nice this "Black Metal" accented the interior of the new Disaster Area stunt ship.

  19. Micro$oft life lessons. on Novell Responds To Microsoft's IP Claims · · Score: 1
    Dear Novell,

    Working with Micro$oft life lessons:

    1. When you lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
    2. When they make the bed, watch for the short-sheet.
    3. The words to that song they're humming: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish.
    We'll talk more later.
  20. Faster than light? on Fastest Spinning Black Hole Ever Found · · Score: 1

    Is there any data on its diameter/circumference? If it's spinning at 1000 RPS, and it's more than 186 miles around then wouldn't its surface (event horizon?) be traveling FTL?

  21. Yawn... on Can the Web Survive v3.0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone wake me when the last person to use the phrase "Blogosphere" has been killed.

  22. How many blades? on The Outlook On AMD's Fusion Plans · · Score: 1, Funny

    AMD will be making razors and shave gel? Sweet! How many blades, 4, 5 or scalable on demand?

  23. Work harder for less oil... on Report Blasts "Peak Oil" Theory · · Score: 1
    ...world oil production will continue to increase for the next 24 years, and then only level into a plateau. The report, which suggests that world reserves are enough to last 122 years at our current rate of consumption...

    So production will increase for 24 years then plateau for 98 years, then we run out of oil. Tell me, how does one maintain a stable rate of production for a increasingly scarce commodity without increased expense or effort?

    It would appear that the future of cheap oil is questionable.

  24. Listen Newbie... on Internet Only 1% Porn · · Score: 1
    I'm certain that Dr. Cox is correct:
    • Dr. Cox: I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be one website left, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn.
  25. Simply use... The Dude. on Are IT Job Titles Getting Out of Control? · · Score: 1
    It covers a lot of ground.

    • Guy 1: Who do I see about [insert problem here]?
    • Guy 2: The dude at the end of the hall...