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Human Species May Split In Two

gEvil (beta) writes "According to an article at the BBC, an evolutionary theorist in London suggests that humanity may split into two sub-species within the next 100,000 years. From the article: 'The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative and a far cry from the "underclass" humans who would have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures.'" No missing link here, we already have the troll-like humans to prove it.

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  1. So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Half of us will be Swedish, and the other half will be British?

    1. Re:So to be clear... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 5, Funny

      Half of us will be Swedish, and the other half will be British?

      Yes and the Brits will make revolting sausages out of the Swedes and eat them with bacon and eggs.

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    2. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Somebody tag this as Old News, please! H.G. Wells made a very similar prediction more than a century ago.

    3. Re:So to be clear... by colonslashslash · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm British, but that was fucking hilarious. Mod up haha.

      I, for one, welcome our futuristic tall, slim, attractive, intelligent and creative sauna loving meatball munching copyright infringing swashbuckling pirate blonde overlords. May death come quickly to their enemies. Yaaaaar!

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    4. Re:So to be clear... by slughead · · Score: 3, Funny

      Half of us will be Swedish, and the other half will be British?

      From the Oh-Snap! Dept.

    5. Re:So to be clear... by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 3, Funny
      Half of us will be Swedish, and the other half will be British?


      Nah, the top half will be the Mac users. The other half will be.. you know.
    6. Re:So to be clear... by pilgrim23 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know! lets call one group Eloi and the other...oh...say Morlocks!
      after all...you are who you eat...

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    7. Re:So to be clear... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the "haves" and the "have-nots". But they been around since fire was invented.

    8. Re:So to be clear... by ehrichweiss · · Score: 5, Funny

      The smart, beautiful and creative ones?

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    9. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No missing link here, we already have the troll-like humans to prove it" article quote.

      That is the description of the forums at arstechnica's & proof of that statement!

      (Obviously, the arstechnica forums members & staff were the sampleset they used in their research into trollish subhuman level intelligence & appearance).

    10. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Geeeee, I think in 1,000 years and certainly in 10,000 years genetic engineering will have gotten to the point that the majority of those "problems" wont be an issue.

      What is more likely is that we'd sythetically create a caste system via genetic engineering. It won't be by evolution at that point.

      An who cares about an immune system when you have nano-bots sweeping you body and fixing the broken bits and pieces.

    11. Re:So to be clear... by gkhan1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, I know. How come you can land of the frontpage of /. by simply repeating the plot from the The Time Machine? Silly rabbit...

    12. Re:So to be clear... by Simon+Thulbourn · · Score: 1

      Heh, that's not true, Swedes can't do anything.. least of all code, yes that's right, Swedes can't code. Ask #PHP on Efnet.

    13. Re:So to be clear... by marklark · · Score: 5, Insightful
      This is not a new idea.

      Read Aldus Huxley's Brave New World

    14. Re:So to be clear... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Linus is a Swede ethnically. And do you really think a PHP channel is the best place to find people that can code?

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    15. Re:So to be clear... by sgt_doom · · Score: 1, Troll

      I suspect this Curry clown is getting his "evolutionary theory" mixed up with reality. He's describing the Australians and the New Zealanders, with the Aussies being the Eloi and the NZers being the Morlocks.....

    16. Re:So to be clear... by Cyvros · · Score: 1

      Hehehe... possibly a troll comment, but I'll just slightly concur here in the interests of preserving national identity.

    17. Re:So to be clear... by Xanius · · Score: 1

      This was the case in GATACA. The genetically engineered were allowed to do anything while natural born people were considered inferior and could only be janitors and the like.

    18. Re:So to be clear... by malilo · · Score: 1

      The Bell Curve, anyone?

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    19. Re:So to be clear... by Sathias · · Score: 1, Troll

      Is it just me or does this sound suspiciously like what Hitler was trying to achieve with his master race?

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    20. Re:So to be clear... by einhverfr · · Score: 3, Funny

      I didn't think the morlocks made sausage.... But then it was a long time since I read the book.

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    21. Re:So to be clear... by einhverfr · · Score: 4, Informative

      This was not a new idea when Huxley was writing.

      Time Machine by HG Wells, anyone?

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    22. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the bell curve is lame bullshit

    23. Re:So to be clear... by Ray · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think we already have ample proof that won't be the case.

      I, for one, welcome our dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like overlords.

    24. Re:So to be clear... by light_rock · · Score: 1

      100,000 years from now ? We'll be genetically engineered and Borg-like. Hopefully, half of us will still have boobs.

    25. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were right on the mark with the Swedish comment but you mis-spelt Americans in that second term.

    26. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As, more recently, did Zager & Evans.

    27. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or HG Wells the time machine! Morlocks!!

    28. Re:So to be clear... by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 1

      Well that does it. Now I AM getting a Mac

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    29. Re:So to be clear... by Skevin · · Score: 3, Funny

      > Hopefully, half of us will still have boobs.

      In the USA, 65% of the population have prominent breasts. The only problem is, only 50% of the population is female.

      Solomon

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    30. Re:So to be clear... by wrfelts · · Score: 1
      I didn't think the morlocks made sausage....
      ...but I bet they played rugby!
    31. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Is it just me or does this sound suspiciously like what Hitler was trying to achieve with his master race?


      It's just you.
    32. Re:So to be clear... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      100,000 years from now ?

      The guy is totally ignoring genetic engineering, which will make slow, natural-selection evolution irrelevant in a century or so. Read some SF like John Varley's The Persistence of Vision to see the possibilites. Or perhaps, to continue the Wells theme, The Island of Dr Moreau.

    33. Re:So to be clear... by siriuskase · · Score: 4, Funny

      Apple will have 50% market share?

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    34. Re:So to be clear... by germanStefan · · Score: 1

      i for one welcome our new tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, creative, and genetically supperior overlords.

    35. Re:So to be clear... by blackcoot · · Score: 1

      for a while i thought they were describing the party system in the us, but that also works.

    36. Re:So to be clear... by light_rock · · Score: 1

      >> Hopefully, half of us will still have boobs. >In the USA, 65% of the population have prominent breasts. The only problem is, only 50% of the population is female. Hmn... I see... In that case I vote that at least the boobs continue in placement on the upper frontal torso.

    37. Re:So to be clear... by unknownideal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A Brave New World had exactly nothing to do with evolution. The members of the society depicted in that story were tailored to their specific function via genetic engineering.

      1984, on the other hand, does suggest this, in almost the precise words of the article:

      "He looked round the canteen again. Nearly everyone was ugly, and would still have been ugly even if dressed otherwise than in the uniform blue overalls. On the far side of the room, sitting at a table alone, a small, curiously beetle-like man was drinking a cup of coffee, his little eyes darting suspicious glances from side to side. How easy it was, thought Winston, if you did not look about you, to believe that the physical type set up by the Party as an ideal-tall muscular youths and deep-bosomed maidens, blond-haired, vital, sunburnt, carefree -- existed and even predominated. Actually, so far as he could judge, the majority of people in Airstrip One were small, dark, and ill-favoured. It was curious how that beetle-like type proliferated in the Ministries: little dumpy men, growing stout very early in life, with short legs, swift scuttling movements, and fat inscrutable faces with very small eyes. It was the type that seemed to flourish best under the dominion of the Party."

    38. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...will be straight.

    39. Re:So to be clear... by dreamlax · · Score: 1

      Do you mean that rediculous movie where the guy travels eight hundred thousand years into the future, where that one lady spoke English: "Do you understand my words . . . ?", and that holographic librarian Orlando Jones was still there? What on earth can power something for eight hundred thousand years?! The English language hasn't even been around for 800,000 years. Hell, 400 years ago people spoke significantly differently to how we speak today, but for some reason, it won't change for the next 800,000 years.

      So to conclude, if what people are saying about this story matching the movie (or unless I'm thinking of some remake): people will divide into super and sub-par races, we will speak exactly how we do today, and sometime soon we will discover a perpetual energy device that will enslave a black man to tell us everything he knows.

    40. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux coders?

    41. Re:So to be clear... by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      Although in the Time Machine though, the ugly Morlocks were the intellegent ones, with thier huge underground industrial complex, and the sexy Eloi were simpltons, too stupid to understand the technology that they let rot around them, thier primary purpose being a tasty delicacy for the Morlocks.

    42. Re:So to be clear... by cashman73 · · Score: 1
      100,000 years from now ? We'll be genetically engineered and Borg-like. Hopefully, half of us will still have boobs.

      Why not? It worked for this borg,. . .

    43. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did anybody actually read the article, where they mention in the first paragraph "as H.G. Wells predicted..."?

    44. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's actually closer to the movie A.I., at least the original story. Androids are kicking the humans' butts at everything, and the humans are jealous.

      (Note- a controversial (but plausible) interpretation of the movie is that the androids represent modern-day Jews. Go figure...)

    45. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why is this tagged as funny?

    46. Re:So to be clear... by NittanyTuring · · Score: 0, Troll
      Do you mean that rediculous movie where the guy travels eight hundred thousand years into the future, where that one lady spoke English: "Do you understand my words . . . ?", and that holographic librarian Orlando Jones was still there?
      No, we mean the book, not the horrible movie adaptation of the book. The book did not have these foolish things that you describe.
    47. Re:So to be clear... by crazyjimmy · · Score: 1

      Wait... why are you only given a score of "4: informative", while the guy who said it was Huxley was given a 5?

      must be because the upper-class yokels with mod points like Huxley and think Wells was a dope.

      We'll have to eat them.

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    48. Re:So to be clear... by jafac · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually - it's older than that.

      There's this book called The Bible (author; disputed, age; roughly 2500 years?) that tells the story of an ancient nomadic race of goat-herders called the Hebrews. One of their laws was to discourage marriage outside their own race. Only the Hebrews were the Creator's favored race, and the rest were damned.

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    49. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll not comment as to the quality of "the bell curve", having never read it, but the quality of the criticism of it I've encountered is well represented by your post.

    50. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      For fucks sake. There's no 'e' in 'ridiculous' you moron. I'm sure this will be modded down but you dolts really need to get this through your thick heads...

    51. Re:So to be clear... by Asm-Coder · · Score: 1

      My first thought exactly. I always wished that more had been said about the two races that show up in the future though. I don't think he spends nearly enough time examining the possibilities.

    52. Re:So to be clear... by generationxyu · · Score: 1

      Yeah. We all know Spielberg hates the Jews. He even made a movie where six million of them die.

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    53. Re:So to be clear... by newt0311 · · Score: 1

      not just mac. I would like to extend this to UNIX in general. the rest however are crap (except for some niche products like vxworks etc.)

    54. Re:So to be clear... by Fred_A · · Score: 1
      It was the type that seemed to flourish best under the dominion of the Party.
      It always seemed to me to be more the result of a poor environment, with bad food, than a voluntary choice.

      Similar things have been observed in a few (real) oppressive regimes where the population was so impoverished that the children just couldn't grow up normally. As a result everyone grew up to be too short (and it was easy to be ugly in "eastern" attire).

      But then the topic is only hinted at (as in the excerpt you cited), so it's only conjecture either way.
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    55. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be talking about the movie. In the book, they were both unintelligent.

    56. Re:So to be clear... by sita · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's this book called The Bible (author; disputed, age; roughly 2500 years?) that tells the story of an ancient nomadic race of goat-herders called the Hebrews. One of their laws was to discourage marriage outside their own race. Only the Hebrews were the Creator's favored race, and the rest were damned.

      Wrong on all accounts. The Hebrews didn't exactly believe themselves to be favoured. They believed that they were God's tool to bring salvation to all of humanity. They also didn't believe that this made them any better than the rest of humanity (but it did bring a lot of punishment from God for not being). Sometimes it worked, Jonah, who wasn't exactly a role model, but perhaps more of a warning example, brought God's message to the citizens of Nineve, who turned away from their wicked ways and were saved. And so on.

      And, as you probably know, marriage between prominent Hebrews and outsiders weren't exactly rare. Even moabite (supposedly the worst people Israel knew of) married into Israel. Jacob married Arameans, Josef an Egyptian. The wife of Moses is widely held to have been a black women (a cushite). And Boaz' wife Ruth is the role model of all women who marry into the Jewish people today. (The list is much longer, and I seem to remember that it didn't always work out well, but people were people even in biblic times.)

      And finally, the Hebrews weren't a race of goat-herders. They did a lot of things (including herding goats, of course)!

    57. Re:So to be clear... by kevinadi · · Score: 1

      Bacon and eggs and spam. Sometimes spam, spam, spam, beacon, spam, spam, egg, spam.

    58. Re:So to be clear... by 19061969 · · Score: 1

      The diners.

      Mmmmm! Freshly broiled mac user. Arghghghghghghggh

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    59. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Linus is Finland-Swedish ethnically. That's a very different thing.

    60. Re:So to be clear... by davyCrockett · · Score: 1

      Hard to believe this is possible, given the general rate at which the upper class 'screws' the lower class (reference the last few millenia)...

    61. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A book called Time Ships explorses Wells' Morlock and Eloi race a bit further, however, it's been a while and I didn't get through the entire book, so I can't tell you how well its written.

      SPOLIERS

      I do know the basic concepts of the two races changed drastically due to the Time Travlers initial interference.

    62. Re:So to be clear... by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      Yes, it means he can be both a skillful coder AND a raging alcoholic.

    63. Re:So to be clear... by Chr0n0 · · Score: 1
      Unlikely...


      "According to an article at the BBC, an evolutionary theorist in London suggests..."

      I think they meant to say half of us will be British and the other half will be Irish =P

    64. Re:So to be clear... by Tug3 · · Score: 1

      But the swedes aren't that much of "squat goblin-like creatures" to my eye?

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    65. Re:So to be clear... by BobGregg · · Score: 1

      Close... Elves and Orcs.

    66. Re:So to be clear... by Nestafo · · Score: 1

      Actually Linus is ethnically Finnish. He is part of the Swedish-speaking minority of Finland. Swedish was the historical language of upper class in Finland but has also been the first language of especially the common people living on the coast regions. Even the Finnish-Swedish language differs quite from the actual Swedish.

    67. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am glad to hear at least one intelligent response to the bigotry in the parent statement to Sita's statement. Thank you Sita for having a brain and telling that person off in a kind and caring manner!

    68. Re:So to be clear... by JDSalinger · · Score: 1

      And, as you probably know, marriage between prominent Hebrews and outsiders weren't exactly rare. Even moabite (supposedly the worst people Israel knew of) married into Israel. Jacob married Arameans, Josef an Egyptian. The wife of Moses is widely held to have been a black women (a cushite). And Boaz' wife Ruth is the role model of all women who marry into the Jewish people today. (The list is much longer, and I seem to remember that it didn't always work out well, but people were people even in biblic times.)"

      Is that a matter of fact?

    69. Re:So to be clear... by jafac · · Score: 1

      Sita didn't "tell me off". Sita didn't accuse me of bigotry.

      He elaborated on my oversimplification. Where I was needlessly terse, and overly general, he offered corrections. There was no bigotry intended in my statement, and I think most people read it as such. My point was (and it still stands) that; despite the fact that there was marriage outside the Hebrew race, the law was that one was not supposed to do so.

      This is not a tribal feature, unique to ancient (or modern) Hebrews - it's simply the earliest RECORDED instance of it, (pre-dating HG Welles by a few thousand years).

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    70. Re:So to be clear... by jafac · · Score: 1

      It may not be a matter of fact; the historical record provided by the Bible, may, in fact, be completely fabricated (despite well-known instances of archaological correlates) - let's just, for the sake of argument, assume the Bible's all fiction;

      Given basic human nature, no matter how strict such laws were, it's almost a certainty, especially among a nomadic race, that marriage between Hebrews and outsiders occurred. I don't think you can show me a single example of any human breeding regulation (or any regulation, for that matter) that was a universal success. Humans break laws, particularly where matters of the heart are involved.

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    71. Re:So to be clear... by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 1



      Read a book!

      </Handy>

    72. Re:So to be clear... by XJHardware · · Score: 1
      The smart, beautiful and creative ones?


      The smart, beautiful, creative and tasty ones? Mmmmm, Eloi. [/Homer]
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    73. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not an indictment against Jews that the movie is themed on them; the androids are not sinister. Your reply is pointless and cynical.

    74. Re:So to be clear... by ashtophoenix · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between TFA and Brave New World. Even though there may be similarities in the end-result, in brave new world Huxley suggested a society that was, on-purpose being genetically engendered a certain way with different classes while the author of TFA is talking about these classes/species emerging via the natural path of evolution.

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    75. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ignorant on many, many levels. First of all, not all cultures are the same (hate to break it to you). Just because it's almost a _certainty_ to you doesn't make it a certainty to anyone else. The fact that it makes sense to you doesn't mean it occurred. That's why we have this little thing called "science," to refute meaningless conjecture.

    76. Re:So to be clear... by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      Jonah, who wasn't exactly a role model, but perhaps more of a warning example, brought God's message to the citizens of Nineve, who turned away from their wicked ways and were saved.
      Yes, they stopped slapping each other with fishes.

    77. Re:So to be clear... by PHPfanboy · · Score: 1

      Mod this guy up. Help promote bad spilling and stop "rediculous" becoming a mime

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    78. Re:So to be clear... by dreamlax · · Score: 1

      I was never a fan of books (I don't have a very good imagination) . . . but that's a good thing for me. All of my employers were the same so I was the only guy who stood out at all the interviews I've had. Now I'm fixing laptops for Toshiba for a generous salary, which is something I like doing. You don't need a good imagination to read a service manual! Thankfully I had four very boring English Studies teachers, or I might have had an interest in books.

    79. Re:So to be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Half of us will be Swedish, and the other half will be British?

      No, half will read kuro5hin and half will read slashdot.

    80. Re:So to be clear... by sita · · Score: 1

      Is that a matter of fact?

      I am not sure what you mean. That people were people already in biblic times? I believe so, but I can't be sure. That there is long list of marriages outside "the tribe" in the Bible? Yes. That Hebrews married outside "the tribe"? I believe that is supported by modern DNA research. IIRC the yemenite jews are thought to be descendants of Jewish (male) traders and local women. Similarly for Ethiopian Jews.

      Even in the absence of hard evidence, it would seem reasonable: If Moses married a black women, why shouldn't some ordinary Hebrew marry a Canaanite?

    81. Re:So to be clear... by gkhan1 · · Score: 1

      You don't need an active imagination to read a book. The writers do it for you! The requirements for enjoying a book is exatcly two: Being able to read, and being a human being.

  2. Confounding factors by BWJones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    *Snort!* Ha ha ha ha ha ha....... heeeee ha ha ha ha ha! *sniff*.......

    In all seriousness though, there is nothing new here as this certainly plays off any number of sci-fi subjects going back to the late 1800s and early 1900s. People have been obsessed with this sort of thing for years and in fact, was the basis of racial profiling, discrimination, murder and genocide by the Nazis in the 1930s through eugenics.

    The funny thing though is that even though many folks are obsessed with image and "beauty", people will choose mates for a variety of different reasons, that sometimes boggle the mind in their complexity or pathology and as long as you have people that are..... less than attractive with large amounts of financial reserves, you will always have confounds in the system. Other confounds are simply human relationships. For instance, my wife and I decided to date and then marry only after we had been good friends for some period of time. The fact that she is physically attractive was only incidental which brings up a whole other category of people who meet and then fall in love over the Internet without ever having met in person.

    Oh, and speaking of confounds, the increasing use of plastic surgery among those that 1) have real reason to use it (true disfigurement) and 2) are just vain enough to want it (lips, cheeks, chins, breasts) will have an effect on this as well, leading to a whole new aspect of relationships. What is false advertising when it comes to body modification? Breasts are pretty easy to detect, but what about that nose which might have been bobbed? Straightened? What about those cheekbones? Teeth? All of these mods and others will confound any selection pressure and likely will increase in their statistical impact the more important "beauty" becomes to societies.

    But hey, you know..... The Clone Wars will take care of all of this sort of nonsense..... or will it be Skynet? :-)

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    1. Re:Confounding factors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The funny thing though is that even though many folks are obsessed with image and "beauty", people will choose mates for a variety of different reasons, that sometimes boggle the mind in their complexity or pathology and as long as you have people that are..... less than attractive with large amounts of financial reserves, you will always have confounds in the system.

      I whole heartedly agree. Many times a day I wonder why I married my wife.

    2. Re:Confounding factors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      What is false advertising when it comes to body modification? Breasts are pretty easy to detect, but what about that nose which might have been bobbed? Straightened? What about those cheekbones? Teeth? All of these mods and others will confound any selection pressure and likely will increase in their statistical impact the more important "beauty" becomes to societies.


      This is why you check out other members of the family. You get an idea what their mom and aunts grandmas look like. You can easily get an idea whether they've augmented and if they'll age "gracefully".
    3. Re:Confounding factors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I whole heartedly agree. Many times a day I wonder why I married my wife.
      Beer goggles? Besides, males tend to be much less picky: "anything that moves..."

      But seriously, you know how we mate animals in labs, zoos, and farms? Put the female and male together for long enough...

      So same probably goes for humans: we are more likely to date and marry someone we know (rather than a complete stranger), which limits our mate choice to schoolmates, church/club-mates, co-workers, and friends of family/friends.

    4. Re:Confounding factors by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      Did you just refer to plastic surgery as "mods"....... you have clearly posted to slashdot for waaaaay too long.

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    5. Re:Confounding factors by rolfwind · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Nazis in the 1930s through eugenics.


      Lest people think that Eugenics could only happened under the Nazis, various mental health places in America and other countries were practicing forms of it until the 1960-70s with practices like sterilizing the mentally handicapped:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics#Eugenics_and _the_state.2C_1890s.E2.80.931945

      "Despite the changed postwar attitude towards eugenics in the U.S. and some European countries, a few nations, notably, Canada and Sweden, maintained large-scale eugenics programs, including forced sterilization of mentally handicapped individuals, as well as other practices, until the 1970s. In the United States, sterilizations capped off in the 1960s, though the eugenics movement had largely lost most popular and political support by the end of the 1930s.[27]"

      If you ever watched "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", there seems to have been other practices (Lobotomy) that lived until recently as well that seem barbaric today....
    6. Re:Confounding factors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
      fact that she is physically attractive
      *Snort!* Ha ha ha ha ha ha....... heeeee ha ha ha ha ha! *sniff*.......
    7. Re:Confounding factors by MadMorf · · Score: 2, Informative

      True. Here's some info on North Carolina's "Eugenics Board":

      http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7242649/site/newsweek/

    8. Re:Confounding factors by mackyrae · · Score: 1

      Well, tattoos and piercings are considered "bod mod," so why not plastic surgery as well?

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    9. Re:Confounding factors by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1
      Lest people think that Eugenics could only happened under the Nazis, various mental health places in America and other countries were practicing forms of it until the 1960-70s with practices like sterilizing the mentally handicapped
      / It was going on in the USA long before that. A US Supreme court decision upheld state laws of forced strilization and intermarriage prohibition in 1927, which in the end helped to legitimize or at least delay scrutiny of Hitler's racial cleansing. From the Wik, "By 1945 over 45,000 mentally ill individuals in the United States had been forcibly sterilized."

      For good or ill, the US sets the trend for practices that are acceptable for countries to engage in.
    10. Re:Confounding factors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The funny thing though is that even though many folks are obsessed with image and "beauty", people will choose mates for a variety of different reasons, that sometimes boggle the mind in their complexity or pathology and as long as you have people that are..... less than attractive with large amounts of financial reserves, you will always have confounds in the system. Other confounds are simply human relationships. For instance, my wife and I decided to date and then marry only after we had been good friends for some period of time. The fact that she is physically attractive [utah.edu] was only incidental which brings up a whole other category of people who meet and then fall in love over the Internet without ever having met in person.

      But most of these "oddities" will just get weeded out slowly by time. The only reason we can say "oooh, look at these odd things that happen" is because they are still that ... odd. The general population doesn't work this way. And certainly not the ones popping out the vast majority of kids. :-)

    11. Re:Confounding factors by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

      Don't forget forced sterilization laws and genetic profiling in the good-ol' USA before the Nazi's got in the act - goddamn wanna be's.

      Yep - getting your scrotum sniped by State and Federal decree in Uncle Sam's bright and maching into the future America.
      Good times...good times.

      (I'd also take a jab at all those golf and social clubs that welcomed the Hebrew (and many other non-WASP) people with open arms at the time, and the proceeding 125 years - but that would be crass - like mentioning the American Indian genocide which largely succeeded. OH god that would be SO crass.)

    12. Re:Confounding factors by merreborn · · Score: 1

      Lest people think that Eugenics could only happened under the Nazis, various mental health places in America and other countries were practicing forms of it until the 1960-70s with practices like sterilizing the mentally handicapped:

      People have also used the term to describe the whole in vitro fertilization industry as well. Read up on sperm donation, for example. Turns out they only want your spooge if you're rich tall and white. Go figure.

    13. Re:Confounding factors by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      The fact that she is physically attractive was only incidental which brings up a whole other category of people who meet and then fall in love over the Internet without ever having met in person.

      It is important to note here that beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder. And please, do not in any way take this as an insult to your wife, it is just my personal preference. You see, that is why these types of studies are bullshit. Personal preference of physical characteristics is as varied as the number of combinations you can make with different physical characteristics. So for someone to make a statement saying that people will become more attractive....I counter with..."To whom?"

      The media plays a large role in determining what is considered attractive by mainstream society, but that changes as frequently as ratings and clothing styles. So there's really no set basis from which to pin this study on, let alone a prediction focusing on 100,000 years from now.

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    14. Re:Confounding factors by jweller · · Score: 1

      lets go even more basic than that, how many of us were born with poor vision and bad teeth? and have since solved it with orthodontics and lasik?

    15. Re:Confounding factors by RumorControl · · Score: 1

      ummmm......no no. We didn't do something similar. We started it. http://www.filmakers.com/indivs/LynchburgStory.htm

    16. Re:Confounding factors by netDopey · · Score: 1
      Oh, and speaking of confounds, the increasing use of plastic surgery among those that 1) have real reason to use it (true disfigurement) and 2) are just vain enough to want it (lips, cheeks, chins, breasts) will have an effect on this as well, leading to a whole new aspect of relationships. What is false advertising when it comes to body modification? Breasts are pretty easy to detect, but what about that nose which might have been bobbed? Straightened? What about those cheekbones? Teeth? All of these mods and others will confound any selection pressure and likely will increase in their statistical impact the more important "beauty" becomes to societies.


      Well then what about this:
      http://www.theadminzone.com/forums/showthread.php? t=27059
      Hong Kong - A disgusted husband in northern China divorced his wife and sued her for deceit after discovering that she had had plastic surgery before they met, a news report said on Wednesday. Jian Feng became suspicious when the beautiful woman he married two years earlier gave birth to an ugly daughter last year, according to the Hong Kong edition of the China Daily. Jian, from Hegang province, demanded to know if she had been unfaithful to him and to prove her fidelity. His wife then showed him a photograph of herself taken before her cosmetic surgery. The woman had travelled to South Korea before they met and paid more than $100,000 for surgery to make her better looking, the newspaper said.


      It's already happening. (sorry for the poor source, but I had heard of this happening before.)

      Personally I agree with an above poster, the poor and mostly uneducated (due to financial situation unfortunately too often) breed like crazy, and for some strange reason in the U.S. the educated upper crust have a strange desire to be zero child families.
    17. Re:Confounding factors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "my wife and I decided to date and then marry only after we had been good friends for some period of time. The fact that she is physically attractive [utah.edu]...bla bla bla"

      physical attraction is very personal; to me she looks like a flat-chest horse-face. But hey, that's diversity for you.

    18. Re:Confounding factors by BigBuckHunter · · Score: 1

      the increasing use of plastic surgery

      Remember that there is a distinction between "cosmetic" plastic surgery and "reconstructive" plactic surgery. Hockey players need to get laid just as badly as that pimple faced geek in the cubicle next to you. The difference is that hockey players "earned" thier noses, and weren't born with them.

      On a side note... Why is it that every time my nose gets broken, I immediately get the urge to sneeze? You would think that evolution would have fixed that quirk by now!
       
      BBH

    19. Re:Confounding factors by rizole · · Score: 1

      Dude! Posting pictures of your wife on slashdot is...is...
      Oooooo I've come over all hot and sweaty.

    20. Re:Confounding factors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your wife appears to be evolving into the next step on the evolutionary ladder - she has a giant head and a tiny shrivelled body, like a grey alien.

    21. Re:Confounding factors by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      I hope you don't really believe this myth about the American Indian genocide. There was never any official policy to wipe out Native Americans. There were individuals that hated them (one even became President), but their decline was more an unforeseen consequence of the rapid growth and expansion of the white man. The native's way of life was not sustainable under the new paradigm of industrialism that the early growth of the United States was founded on. In fact, if you read some history, one of the longest lasting policy problems the US government has faced is how to avoid wiping out the Native Americans. I personally recommend Francis Prucha, but there are several scholars out there worth looking into.

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    22. Re:Confounding factors by roman_mir · · Score: 0, Troll

      The fact that she is physically attractive - which one of the pictures on that page is she?

    23. Re:Confounding factors by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

      I think rewards for kills carcases by states and the govt would suggest some kind of incentive for slaughtering people. I particularly liked "scalping" which while associated with Indian attacks was actually the method of municipalities to provide evidence to provide a bounty.

      Does the book have anything about that?

    24. Re:Confounding factors by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Prucha has actually written several books; he tends to focus on Federal policy towards Native Americans, not so much the individual responses. And you're right, there were several instances of violence between US settlers and natives. But it makes as much sense to say that the natives attempted "genocide" on the settlers as the other way around.

      I've never heard of outstanding bounties offered by anyone for native scalps, just for the sake of killing natives. If a local community felt that a crime had been committed by natives, they would often offer a reward for capturing or killing the "criminals". The scalp was indeed considered proof of death; generally, any native's scalp would be accepted. But once the "crime" had been avenged, the rewards ceased. I'm not saying this was fair, just, or humane, but it wasn't attempted genocide.

      There is a whole lot to be ashamed of (or offended, or outraged, or whatever) concerning the US treatment of the natives. Deception, exploitation, condescension, aggression, etc.; it's a long list. But attempted genocide just doesn't belong on the list. The US government never killed natives just to kill them; we killed them for the same reasons people have always killed each other - we wanted what they had, we were afraid they would take what we had, we wanted them to do what we wanted them to do. Not nice, but not genocide. In fact, once it became clear that the US controlled the country (i.e., the natives were no threat) and the natives were in danger of dying completely out in the new society we created, efforts were taken at the federal level to preserve the natives as a people. The exact opposite of genocide.

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  3. Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by skitheboat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Direct quotes from Dr. Curry's article:
    Men: "... bigger penises"
    Women: "... pert breasts" (and presumably larger/fuller too)
    I gotta wonder how valid this "research" truly is - sounds like something Dr. Frankenstein or Homer Simpson would have written - D'OH! ;-)

    Well done ScuttleMonkey with the "Missing Link" addition.

    1. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "No missing link here, we already have the troll-like humans to prove it." quote from original article.

      They do, and they did not have to look very far either: Just go to arstechnica, you find the majority of their sampleset used in their forums boards members, moderators, & the owner.

    2. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Women: "... pert breasts" (and presumably larger/fuller too)

      Boy, he really hasn't studied human beings enough, has he? First he expects smart people to be beautiful (or the converse) and now he expects large boobs to be pert?

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    3. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by dumdeedum · · Score: 5, Funny

      First he expects smart people to be beautiful (or the converse) and now he expects large boobs to be pert?

      Hush up, you. They may have taken away our dreams of flying cars and houses on the Moon, but breasts that are both large and pert is a future worth fighting for!

    4. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by megaditto · · Score: 1
      large boobs to be pert?
      Ever heard of the piledriver.
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    5. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, I don't think we'll see larger natural breasts.
      Women with smaller breasts may have realised that men like larger breasts and had implants.
      So you would imagine her genetic code for small breasts would carry to the offspring.
      The same for true blonde hair vs. dyed hair, the dark hair gene carries on even though the hair is dyed blonde.

    6. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and now he expects large boobs to be pert?

      Two words: Sara Stone
      (you'll probably need to turn off safe search)

    7. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Direct quotes from Dr. Curry's article: ...
      Women: "... pert breasts" (and presumably larger/fuller too)"

      Hah. Sadly, breast augmentation is not genetic. Nice try, doc.

      Men: "... bigger penises"

      Ditto.

      Only when we get serious about genetic manipulation does this come true, save for the 'sub-species'... Which will just look a lot like us toda... wait a minute...

      -rick

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    8. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      I know, the article was pretty dumb. No hard research. It was all superficial and highly speculative.

    9. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been to an SCA event?

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    10. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by fermion · · Score: 3, Interesting
      He lost credibility when he mentioned that 'tall, slender' as evolutionary beneficial. From my understanding, the tallness and slenderness of a person can have as much to do with environment as genetics. Immigrants to the US might be short and stocky, but the diet of the US often leads to the children to be much taller. A immigrant parent might be slender, and stay so, but the children are often more likely obese.

      Now, if the tall slender people are more likely to mate, and keep the refuse out, then perhaps a subspecies will develop. OTOH, given that slenderness can be as much a function of surgery as genetics, it might seen a bit far fetched that a master race will develop.

      In any case, it is unclear what the benefit of increasingly tall and frail frames might be. OTOH, it is clear that a tall frail frame has quite a few evolutionary drawbacks, often requiring much more care than a stocky frame.

      As far as the timeline is concerned, the 100,000 year number can be found just be extrapolating the geologic record. About 400,000 years ago the first Homo Sapien appeared. About 200,000 years later, the Homo Sapien N appeared. About 100,000 years later, the Homo Sapein S, or us, appeared and apparently wiped out our cousins to become the dominant species. Hominid type have been around for maybe 5 million years, and have had varying degrees of success. Perhaps we have another 100,000 years and the Homo Sapian will be replaced with another Hominid. Certainly the the optomistic view is that another Homo Sapien subspecies will appear, wipe us out, and carry on the Sapien branch.

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    11. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Direct quotes from Dr. Curry's article:

      Men: "... bigger penises"

      Ahhh, so there's hope for Slashdot readers yet.

    12. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      It sounds more like a case of homophilia than evolutionary theory....

    13. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I gotta wonder how valid this "research" truly is

      Who knows whether his methodology is right or not, but when you think about it as a mental exercise, it makes sense. For instance, pretty people tend to mate pretty people, and everyone else either keeps their high standards and fails to mate, or settles for less.

    14. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I don't think we'll see larger natural breasts.
      Women with smaller breasts may have realised that men like larger breasts and had implants.
      So you would imagine her genetic code for small breasts would carry to the offspring.


      And this is exactly why this idea of the human race splitting due to evolution is probably crap.

      Not only can we already modify our bodies with artificial devices (implants, etc.), we're already very close to being able to genetically engineer ourselves and our offspring. Unless there's an absolutely huge disparity between the rich and the poor, even lower middle-class people should be able to afford some improvements.

    15. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by oddsends · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the plot to a futuristic porno flic! Doesn't it!

    16. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      What's it matter? We're geeks - we'll never see these so called "breasts" anyway.

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    17. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by jamstar7 · · Score: 1
      Women: "... pert breasts" (and presumably larger/fuller too)

      Boy, he really hasn't studied human beings enough, has he? First he expects smart people to be beautiful (or the converse) and now he expects large boobs to be pert?

      They can be. Just add enough plastic, and quarters will bounce off them...

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    18. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by craagz · · Score: 1

      PERT : A technique for scheduling complicated projects comprising many activities, some of which are interdependent.

      What is a PERT Breast?

    19. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by 19061969 · · Score: 1

      All we need is something like "monkey-powered donuts" in TFA and we're away!

      Marge: Homer! Are you releasing nonsense as serious academic work again?

      Homer's Brain: Deny it! She'll never know the truth!

      Homer: Uhh, yes I am honey!

      Homer's brain: Okay Homer, i'm outta here. Don't call me, I'll call you.

      Homer: What was the last bit again? Brain? Brain? Are you there brain? Woo-hoo! U! S! A!

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    20. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by guacamolefoo · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we have another 100,000 years and the Homo Sapian will be replaced with another Hominid. Certainly the the optomistic view is that another Homo Sapien subspecies will appear, wipe us out, and carry on the Sapien branch.

      Or, perhaps we are replaced by Cylons.

    21. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      From my understanding, the tallness and slenderness of a person can have as much to do with environment as genetics.

      Well, somewhat. There seem to be genetic factors at play in height and weight POTENTIAL; if neither you or your partner carry the "tall" genes, then your children will not be taller.

      However, if you and/or your partner has the "tall" gene but have not been able to cultivate its full expression due to environmental factors such as diet, your children (if better fed) could end up with more tallness.

      Or maybe that's backwards, and there's a genetic cause for fatness that gets better expressed when healthy, skinny parents feed their children McFood.

    22. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by boethius78 · · Score: 1

      In case you're not familiar, Bravo is not especially noted for it's coverage of groundbreaking science, but it is fairly well reknowned for it's (lack of) coverage of pert breasts. I'm guessing this neatly explains the conclusions of Dr. Curry's research ;o)

    23. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by mpaque · · Score: 1

      Well, Dr. Curry is an unusual sort of evolutionary theorist. He received his PhD in 2005 from the Government Department of the London School of Economics, writing a thesis on "Morality as natural history." He currently teaches Political Theory at New York University in London.

      Thesis: http://eprints.lse.ac.uk/archive/00000441/

      I'm not entirely sure that a strict biological interpretation of his work is appropriate. It seems more appropriate for sociological philosophers (sociologists who failed Statistics).

    24. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      Let's see. This article, and your response brings to mind the perfect antithesis of the guy's hypothesis. Ready, two words: Paris Hilton. She is the prototype of the upper strata group, and while some, myself included, will argue that she isn't beautiful, she fits pretty much every other descriptor of the "higher human species". The main exception is the little detail of intelligence. Nobody in their right mind would describe Miss Hilton as intelligent. Funny thing, I often think of her as trailer park trash that was born in a ridiculously wealthy family.

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    25. Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... by siriuskase · · Score: 1
      And this is exactly why this idea of the human race splitting due to evolution is probably crap.

      Not only can we already modify our bodies with artificial devices (implants, etc.), we're already very close to being able to genetically engineer ourselves and our offspring. Unless there's an absolutely huge disparity between the rich and the poor, even lower middle-class people should be able to afford some improvements.


      Companion surgery to modify the genes will be the next big thing. You will fall in love with her body/hair, marry, then realize it's fake. When it is time to conceive, if you can afford it, you will have the parents' gametes or the zygote itself genetically modified to make the enhancement a permanent feature of your family tree.
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  4. Re:Damn Straight by A+Wise+Guy · · Score: 1

    and ill be the intelligent, tall, slender, handsome man that I always been.

  5. The article author isn't named Wells by georgeha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    by chance?

    1. Re:The article author isn't named Wells by j3tt · · Score: 1
      No but the article does mention that it would be something similar to what Wells foretold

      From TFA ...

      The logical outcome would be two sub-species, "gracile" and "robust" humans similar to the Eloi and Morlocks foretold by HG Wells in his 1895 novel The Time Machine.
  6. Sure, the Eloi are better looking by homerjfong · · Score: 4, Funny

    But when the all clear sounds, which side would you want to be on?

    1. Re:Sure, the Eloi are better looking by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Well, since I'm not down with the midgets, I guess I'll take the rough-sex with the morlocks.

      Good thing they keep to the shadows though.

    2. Re:Sure, the Eloi are better looking by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 1

      Just remember that none of this will matter when skynet annhilates all organic life and assimilates those who willingly accept their machine forms.

      To BATTLE!!!

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  7. Real Original... by PreacherTom · · Score: 0

    Kind of an anti-Eloi/Mordock kind of thing, huh?

  8. Evidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TFA seems to consist merely of speculation. Is there any actual scientific reason for believing all the claims in there?

    1. Re:Evidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you...

  9. It's already happening by TheWoozle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just take a look at professional athletes. They're bigger, stronger, and faster than even just two generations ago. We're starting to see more and more offspring of atheletes following in the footsteps of their parents. And to top it off, they make more money and have more prospects for reproducing.

    Our genetic upper-class is already here.

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    1. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Our genetic upper-class is already here."

      Umm, no it's not. You clearly have no understanding of evolution or genetics. It takes a liiitle longer than two or three generations to have a visible effect.

    2. Re:It's already happening by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah, but where do the brains come in? Athletes are not exactly known for their creativity or intelligence.

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    3. Re:It's already happening by masdog · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They're bigger, stronger, and faster than even just two generations ago.

      That's not evolution - that's steroids.

    4. Re:It's already happening by mackil · · Score: 1

      Actually most studies show that the more affluent you are, the less likely you are to have a lot of children. Typically wealthy people have far less kids than poorer ones.

    5. Re:It's already happening by darkmeridian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sports stars are not it because they do not exclusively intermarry, and breast implants are not heritable. Instead, I think the fear is the "uncivilized" world. If we do not do something about it, Africans and the denizens of the Third World will fork into their own species. They do not get enough food, they do not get adequate health care, HIV/AIDS is killing everyone, and there is no selection for longevity because everyone dies young. This idea is horribly racist and insensitive, yes, but that's only because we have been acting in such a racist and insensitive manner. (Do you think we would let Caucasiasn starve to death?)

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    6. Re:It's already happening by JuzzFunky · · Score: 1

      But with all of those steroids they're pumping, they won't be able to reproduce...

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    7. Re:It's already happening by MasterC · · Score: 1
      Just take a look at professional athletes. They're bigger, stronger, and faster than even just two generations ago. We're starting to see more and more offspring of atheletes following in the footsteps of their parents. And to top it off, they make more money and have more prospects for reproducing.

      Our genetic upper-class is already here.


      The ironic thing is that the professional athletes exist in that form only because the non-professional athletes pay, IMHO, obscene amounts of money. If people wouldn't pay the money, the professional sports wouldn't exist, the athletes would not be as prominent, and their "prospects for reproducing" would be no different than anyone else. Which means their "upper-classness" is a direct dependence upon their ability to entertain not their genetics.

      Their genes are the key to the door but the peoples' money is the bouncer.
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    8. Re:It's already happening by Yusaku+Godai · · Score: 1

      On top of everything everyone else has said, professional athletes make up an almost invisible fraction of the human population, and there really just aren't enough of them, not to mention enough in-breeding amongst them to split off into a subspecies. Plus, while many of them are insanely wealthy, they're still not as wealthy as many CEOs out there...

      I don't think that's the sort of wealth we're talking about anyways. It's actually a much more subtle difference--more between the lower classes, and upper-middle and above. I think the article is sort of insane though, as I've seen countless upper-middle class people who are not exactly the specimens of genetic superiority that TFA talks about.

    9. Re:It's already happening by knightmad · · Score: 1

      This is due less to a genotypical trait (hardcoded in the DNA) and more a fenotypical one (better food, health care and, in the athletes case, training techniques and chemistry, a lot of chemistry).

      I profoundly disagree that so called "lower class" are (or will ever be) necessarily less "tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative" (or that the upper class will be more) because all these improvements are getting through the mankind via the enviromnent and not via mutations in the genes, hence, being fenotypical and not passing to the offsprings. Lamarck's theory, after all, got discredited after Darwin, didn't he?

    10. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes a liiitle longer than two or three generations to have a visible effect.

      Not really. Ask any dog breeder.

    11. Re:It's already happening by GroeFaZ · · Score: 1

      That's not quite how it works. While it is true that most top athletes do have a genetic disposition for growing the right muscles for their sport, a whole lot of being an athlete is also environmental influence. This does not start at physical exercise and technology, it already starts with being fed properly as an infant. Genes merely provide the boundaries of our physical existence.

      The people in North Korea don't grow shorter with each generation because there is a fast-forward Darwinian selection at work. It's as simple as the terrible living conditions most North Koreans have been living in for the past years.

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    12. Re:It's already happening by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1
      Actually most studies show that the more affluent you are, the less likely you are to have a lot of children. Typically wealthy people have far less kids than poorer ones.


      Poor kids have a lesser likelihood of surviving due to poor health care and nutricent... so it balances out.
    13. Re:It's already happening by majaman · · Score: 1

      "Just take a look at professional athletes." Sorry, that has little to do with breeding. Better, more effective training, better nutrintion and of course better drugs. You don't seriously believe that todays athletes are clean, do you? At least not the ones winning. The ones breeding for faster track times in the offspring are probably negligable in the big run of things anyway. Can it be 4-6 people worldwide? Small upperclass. Most babies are made in the spur of the moment anyway. Champagne and bubblebaths are dangerous things. Seriously, anyone thinking of track times during sex are unnatural freaks. Wait a minute, its started already. *puts tinfoil hat on and heads for the basement*.

    14. Re:It's already happening by bagboy · · Score: 1

      Oh please... Umm let's see, more advanced training techniques, dietary science has evolved, high tech monitoring for maximum workout efficiency, medical advances in treating sports injuries (or preventing them). Athletes today have far superior methods of becoming the best over those of 2 generations ago. Not every advance is evolution of the species, but can be evolution of technology/science.

    15. Re:It's already happening by Llywelyn · · Score: 1

      No, it means there is a factor that affects one group more than the other. It does not, on any level, mean that such is sufficient to "balance it out."

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    16. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >But with all of those steroids they're pumping, they won't be able to reproduce...

      I laugh when I see a woman who has obviously had a substantial amount of cosmetic surgery, orthodontia, and obsessive workout regimen -- ostensibly to increase her value as breeding stock -- only to produce offspring that will need cosmetic surgery, orthodontia, and an obsessive workout regimen.

    17. Re:It's already happening by alexmipego · · Score: 1

      If you seen Tmie Machine movie this sounds familiar :P

    18. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful? I'm sorry, that's funny... Both the post and the moderating. :)

    19. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This may be news to you, (this is /. after all) but people aren't bread, they choose their own partners. There aren't any "pure breeds" of people or anything, and there aren't any major differences between groups of people as with dogs. There isn't a race of ugly, dumb people, and there isn't a race of smart, attractive people.

    20. Re:It's already happening by demachina · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "They're bigger, stronger, and faster than even just two generations ago."

      That is mostly due to better chemistry, primarily the use of steroids, not genetics. The benefits of steroids aren't propagated through reproduction. Better diet has also led to both taller, healthier, athletic people and overweight, unhealthy people. Abundant cheap, subsidized, high fructose corn syrup alone is creating millions of overweight diabetic Americans.

      I doubt you will ever see dramatic genetic changes over the space of two generations especially when mating choices are fairly random in modern society. Slavery did produce dramatic physical improvement in the gene pool in American blacks but it was over the course of a number of generations, with brutal breeding constraints enforced by slave owners coupled with selectively in the harvesting of slaves from Africa by slavers.

      An interesting paradox that will work against this proposed genetic "upper class" is the fact that there is a pronounced trend for highly educated, affluent, beautiful people to reproduce in relatively low numbers while the uneducated and poverty stricken are usually reproducing at a dramatically higher rate in this world. Now maybe the "upper class" can preserve well protected islands of affluence where they dominate and survive, but they could just as easily be swept under when someday the underclass figure out that the world order is concentrating the world's wealth and well being in the hands of a tiny often undeserving minority while the rest of the world lives in grinding misery. Maybe the "upper class" can hold power though economic, political, technological and military means but I wouldn't count on it.

      To be honest I really don't expect the human race to survive in tact another thousand years, let alone a hundred thousand years. A few basic factors working against us:

      - Our inability to control our population growth, religions in particular pour fuel on this fire by trying to maximize the growth of their flock by obstructing birth control
      - Our dominant economic system, capitalism, simply isn't sustainable because its predicated on maximizing growth which is devastating our finite habitat and again its concentrating ever more wealth in ever fewer hands and that probably isn't sustainable, before there is revolt.
      - Our technological advances are dramatically outstripping our wisdom in applying and controlling them. Biological manipulation and weapons alone are a grave threat to survival of our species, along with nuclear proliferation.

      Another factor that works against the creation of a genetic upper class is that people raised in affluence and without adversity often end up being complete losers. People who succeed in the face of adversity and serious obstacles are much stronger people than those raised with a silver spoon in their mouths. You need to look no further than America's two biggest dynasties the Kennedy's and the Bush's to see the deficiencies that develop in generations raised on a silver spoon.

      A thousand years out I imagine we will have rendered most species on the planet extinct including our own, through cataclysmic climate change and decimation of land and oceans alike in a vain attempt to feed billions more people. It took millions of years to sequester carbon dioxide in the ground and cool our climate, and we are going to unleash it all in the space of a couple hundred years and the results will be cataclysmic. It took hundreds of millions of years for earth to develop its diversity and abundance of life forms and again in hundreds of years we will have decimated all of them.

      I wouldn't mind if the human race took itself out, but its unfortunate its going to take out the rest of the planet thanks to our rampant hubris and avarice.

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    21. Re:It's already happening by Krater76 · · Score: 1

      Just take a look at professional athletes. They're bigger, stronger, and faster than even just two generations ago.

      This has more to do with conditioning (and steroids) than genetics. If you spent the time that professional athletes do working out you could achieve some 'bigger, stronger, faster' results as well. Even 20 years ago, professional baseball players weren't lifting the weights like they do now. Take a look at the '86 Mets and tell me that weight lifting was big. Daryl Strawberry had 27 HRs that year - those were huge numbers. Now if you don't break 40 or 50 it's not even a blip on the radar.

      With internal drive and/or talent you could possibly be (or could have been) a professional athlete too. I will say though that some sports require different builds to compete. You aren't going to play professional football (american football) or basketball if you are 5'5" 130lbs. You could certainly play a less contact sport like baseball or possibly soccer.

      We're starting to see more and more offspring of atheletes following in the footsteps of their parents.

      Bringing up a child within the family of professional sports can result in the child being more adapted to the sport, although it's definitely not a guarantee. Plenty of kids of professional athletes didn't get to the bigs and I think it's more difficult than you think. I can only think of a couple off the top of my head in football and baseball. I can't think of maybe one in basketball. I personally knew a guy in college who's dad played in the NFL however he didn't even play college ball.

      And to top it off, they make more money and have more prospects for reproducing.

      A few make tons of money. A long career in sports is uncommon. At 35 in almost all sports you are a has-been, but only if you make it that long. If you do you deserve the big bucks otherwise I hope you saved your pennies because it's going to be a long 20-30 until you get social security.

      As for reproducing, anthropologically women want a mate that can take care of their offspring. If that person is a cab driver or an NFL quarterback it doesn't matter. There is no direct correlation between the number of children a person can have with how many they choose to have. Professional sports figures simply have the public's attention and therefore give the appearance of more opportunities.

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    22. Re:It's already happening by krebcycle · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe more than two or three, but not as many as you might think. When doing studies on moths in England they were able to notice that before the industrial revolution the moths were white to blend with the birch tree bark. During the industrial revolution when the coal smoke pollution darkened the bark color, the moths changed to a darker grey color. After they stopped burning as much coal, the moths changed color back to white.

    23. Re:It's already happening by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "Our genetic upper-class is already here."

      Umm, no it's not. You clearly have no understanding of evolution or genetics. It takes a liiitle longer than two or three generations to have a visible effect.
      Additionally, unless you believe in the long-ago-discredited theory of Lamarckian Evolution, a bunch of musclehead athletes pumped up on steroids and scientifically tweaked diet and weight training programs will not end up with musclehead athlete children through genetics.
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    24. Re:It's already happening by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Yes. Ask people from Louisiana. It wasn't only the black people who were left to die. (True, they were more likely to be ignored, but they weren't the only ones.)

      Also, consider the health benefits that the rescue workers at New York got. (None. And a large number of them have still got lung problems.) Many to most of them were Caucasian. (The one's I know personally were.)

      I'd also mention the way military health benefits have been cut recently, but that one may actually BE racist.

      Generally, though, actions that are called racist aren't. They are people with power discriminating against those without power. Race doesn't enter into it, except statistically. (Yes, there *ARE* exceptions. I said GENERALLY.)

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    25. Re:It's already happening by ChatHuant · · Score: 1

      Just take a look at professional athletes

      Not a good example; I don't think professional atletes interbreed enough to become a separate subspecies, and 2 generations is much too short anyway.

      My beef with the article is that it's so parochial: I'd expect medicine and genetics to advance enough in the next 50-100 years to make standard darwinian evolution pretty much obsolete for humans. People will be able to tailor themselves (or at least their children) pretty much any way they feel like. When this happens, fashion will become the engine of evolution. Biological evolution will start behaving like cultural evolution: it will change to a lamarckian model: acquired traits (i.e., things the parent has *learned*) will become transmissible to the offspring without requiring the random mutation/selection mechanism. And one of the characteristics of the lamarckian model is that it's so much faster: in 100000 years I'd expect not just 2 varieties of humans; I'd expect probably as many varieties as there are people.

    26. Re:It's already happening by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

      That doesn't mean they are stupid.

    27. Re:It's already happening by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      Well said - that evolutionary theorist is a bit too late. It has already taken place. In America we refer to the Moorlocks as the red staters, and the intelligentsia as the blue staters, although there is some Bushspeak mixed in among the superior caste [You can spot them when they ramble on about "We just need to out-innovate." - after they've offshored all the infrastructure and technology elsewhere.]

    28. Re:It's already happening by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Not exactly. The highly paid professional athletes play in "spectator sports". It's a form of entertainment just like TV or movies. The revenues are proportional to how many fans are willing to pay for tickets (or watch commercial TV) to see them play. Sports equipment for amateurs are a secondary market, but it's vastly outweighed by the market for tickets and advertising.

      Also, I don't think we should get sidetracked. Professional sports is only one path to being an attractive mate, and the rules of sports mean they sometimes select for freakishly tall or freakishly large bodies that may not otherwise be attractive. On a totally superficial level, women are attracted to power and dominance, i.e. the alpha male. Money, social status, attitude and physical strength are all part of it, and they can usually substitute for each other. This is a separate issue from whether children of elite athletes are better athletes themselves.

    29. Re:It's already happening by thogard · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of purebreds out there in royal families all over the world. This theory comes form England where there is a theory that has been floating around for a long time that the beautiful people are rare because they sent all the hansom men off to war where they lead charges and died before producing any offspring. That theory was going around before WW2.

    30. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't mind if the human race took itself out, but its unfortunate its going to take out the rest of the planet thanks to our rampant hubris and avarice.

      Start with yourself.

    31. Re:It's already happening by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1
      hile many of them are insanely wealthy, they're still not as wealthy as many CEOs out there...
      There's a CEO who sweats the equivalent of every athlete in the world combined...
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    32. Re:It's already happening by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      Um. Maybe not professional athletes, b/c that is all they do. But some of the smartest people I know are elite-level endurance athletes.

    33. Re:It's already happening by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      It might still be genetic. Try looking up "island dwarfism". In environments with limited food, a large body that needs more energy is a disadvantage to survival. I'm not a biologist, but it's something to consider.

    34. Re:It's already happening by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      Ya know, I'm not surprised such "brilliant evolutionary theory" spews forth from the London School of Economics, as not much else has in the last twenty years or so....

      This is brought to us from the same geographic location as the assumption (i.e., fairy tale fiction) from the McKinsey Consultancy (or whatever the Frigg they call themselves these days) that offshoring all tech jobs is wonderful for the economy. These clowns are only qualified for jobs as "economists" at the World Bank!

      Paul Wolfowitz, attrocious track record, now president of the World Bank.

    35. Re:It's already happening by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but where do the brains come in? Athletes are not exactly known for their creativity or intelligence.

      Might makes right. You try calling a 7 foot professional athlete stupid.

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    36. Re:It's already happening by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      No, but people who are genetically predisposed to athleticism, and take advantage of this predisposition through exercise, diet, and (potentially) steroids will become world-famous athletes, and will end up with children who carry their athletic genes. People who are not genetically predisposed to athleticism will rarely become world-famous athletes, nor will their children (unless they inherit athletic genes from the other parent). Things like the speed of the nervous system, the efficiency of the cardio-respiratory system, the ability to build muscle, etc. are all at least partially determined by genes.

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    37. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm gonna partially agree. This is a 2 fold evoltuion. On one hand science has advanced greatly in the field of physical fitness, strength, endurance...to a point that almost anyone looking to get to a certain fitness level, can with the right amount of money. You also have some of the gains/losses transferd to any offspring. Things in YOUR environment will effect your children and your childrens children etc... Proof of this is within the contaminated areas around Chernobyl. Many of the animal life was thought to not be able to live there long, but the offspring of the parents who endured the incedent are developing natural defenses against the radiation, so anyone claiming that genetic alterations (aside from artificial) dosn't effect for many generation, your wrong. To say defanantly that it dosn't is claiming that your little theory is proven...

      Back to the article...I don't think height has anything to do with it. Many tall people really arn't that bright, or well educated, in fact many taller than avarage people have a smaller life span than that of an average height individual. The more mass , the more the body has to maintain it self.

    38. Re:It's already happening by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      But anyone who watches Doctor Who knows that the Royal Family are WEREWOLVES!

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    39. Re:It's already happening by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      That depends on what you mean by "intelligence". If the ability to judge distances and motion, and to make decisions based on those things under extreme pressure in a short period of time counts as a type of intelligence, than a football quarterback thrives on intelligence. (Many football teams at the collegiate and professional level evaluate a variant of IQ in addition to more physical metrics of ability because players at those levels are required to memorize plays.) The quarterback at the upper levels also has to have enough creativity to change and adjust plays in response to the defensive situation. I suppose you could say that these are highly specialized forms of intelligence and creativity, but they are necessary for athletes nonetheless.

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    40. Re:It's already happening by Kagenin · · Score: 1

      Quite the stereotype. While Baseball players are pretty fucking stupid (lowest College Graduate rates among American professional sports, usually make for terrible interviews, and much more childish lockerroom atmospheres), more pro sport leagues draw their players from a College Draft. And you still can't trip over your IQ and make it to a good school where you'll be visible enough for scouts to even have a hope to be taken in a draft.

      Sure you got the people who just skate by with the minimum required, brain-power-wise(just like everywhere else in life), but most pro Basketball, Football, and Hockey players, as well as most Olympic-grade atheletes (I recall that being Bilingual is a requirement to be on the American Olympic Squad, regardless of your sport) come off as a ton more intelligent than most baseball players in an interview.

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    41. Re:It's already happening by inKubus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but where do the brains come in? Athletes are not exactly known for their creativity or intelligence.

      Thus we know which segment the Slashdot users fall into.....

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    42. Re:It's already happening by inKubus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can also look at the Tsarist Russia example, wherein the royal family became so inbred they couldn't get rid of the hemophilia.

      America kindof goes against this trend anyway, being the "melting pot" that it is. Of course, there are a lot of cultures that look down upon marrying someone outside of your culture. Some Asians and Indians. Granted, that will be solved in a few generations of Americanizing.

      Survival of the species style evolution kindof depends on the opposite of survival; that is, lower suited genetics need to perish. Unless we all follow scientology, I don't see this happening in the modern age.

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    43. Re:It's already happening by minsyntax · · Score: 2, Informative
      In insects, it's fairly common to have genetic mutations in "master control genes" that can turn other sets of genes all on or off. So you could have a leg growing where an antenna should, for instance. In humans (and mammals in general) mutations don't occur at the master control gene level, so changes that large are rare. The few that occur are "minor" in the sense that they might code for a particular protein that does something-or-other on the surface of red blood cells.

      Of course, such a mutation could still cause something serious to a human, but insects can, to put it in street language, "evolve faster" than humans. A couple moths with a mutation for a whole new wing colour could hit the reproductive jackpot if the environment was right.

      Not to mention that five to ten human generations during some period of time corresponds to two hundred or so moth generations (if they live a year).

      So, in the end, tall athletes = nutrition, practice, and often, drugs. Not evolution.

    44. Re:It's already happening by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      not only that, but steroids can cause impotence...not a great way to build a gene pool

    45. Re:It's already happening by Vicissidude · · Score: 2, Funny

      People who succeed in the face of adversity and serious obstacles are much stronger people than those raised with a silver spoon in their mouths. You need to look no further than America's two biggest dynasties the Kennedy's and the Bush's to see the deficiencies that develop in generations raised on a silver spoon.

      Or Paris Hilton vs Mr Hilton.

    46. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As a biochemist, I should point out a caveat to your statement. Many new epigenetic processes involving gene silencing and other modifications of DNA are now being discovered, from methylation through to changes in heterochromatin structure. There are even examples of heritable traits caused by RNA!

      So, while Lamarckian evolution is not the primary mode of evolution, there is no doubt that changes in environmental stimuli can cause heritable changes, even in the absence of DNA mutation.

      I can think of a few recent studies that show this (from mothers during periods of food shortage having low weight babies that then also have low weight offspring (even though food is no longer limiting); through to male mice with a specific type of RNA that causes a tail colour modification having offspring with that same modification - even though they are genetically identical to mice which don't have it).

    47. Re:It's already happening by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      Maybe the moths were the same color all along and just got soot on them.

    48. Re:It's already happening by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 1

      The idea actually isn't racist; assuming we let this sort of thing go on for generations and generations, we'd get people who survive better with fewer calories and have a resistance to HIV/AIDS (or more likely, whatever's killing the most people there). We see this with sickle-cell anemia and malaria; larger percentages of Africans (and African-Americans) have sickle cell anemia, because it also provides protection against malaria.

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    49. Re:It's already happening by FusionDragon2099 · · Score: 1

      You didn't say I can't stand 50 feet away and carry a firearm while doing so, so there.

    50. Re:It's already happening by Dausha · · Score: 1

      "Athletes are not exactly known for their creativity or intelligence."

      You obviously missed the Florida game this weekend. I would say the athletes were being very creative after the play didn't go the way they wanted.

      What I really like about the article is how we'll never know how accurate they are. So, I will make a prediction. In the next 100K years, our planet will likely have been hit by a pretty big meteor. Of course, "pretty big" is negotiable.

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    51. Re:It's already happening by nhavar · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not quite accurate.

      There would have been a number of moths in the population that were naturally dark prior to the industrial revolution. Those moths would have suffered higher predation than the lighter colored moths which blended in more easily. This would have kept their numbers very low. During the IR the darker colored moths would have blended in more easily and the roles been reversed, allowing the already naturally occuring dark moths to increase in number while the lighter colored moths were kept down by predation. The mutations existed pre-IR. Natural variation allowed that type of moth to survive through different environmental changes. They didn't split into two species.

      There's no such environmental change and no predator to enforce that level of natural selection on humans. Plus for the fact that there's no motivation for pretty people to only select other pretty people to procreate with. I've seen plenty of cavemen with beautiful mates.

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    52. Re:It's already happening by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 1

      I agree with you completely. I think we need to obviously find some way to feed these poor people and transform third world countries into much better places to live where the people have enought to eat, feel secure, and can enrich themselves with vast intellectual pursuits. There should be libraries, schools, art museums, in every town and city. If we want humanity to continue to expand its intellect and refine itself, we need to encourage people to read, write, paint, draw, think, ponder, get active in politics, debate, and so on. If the people are starving to death they certianly cannot do that, if they have to spend all of their time struggling to just get food to eat, they cannot do it. Yet, we must also improve living standard while protecting the earths environment. I think a clean and healthy environment, with beautiful sceneries and natural wonders is an important thing for maintaining the psychological and emotional health of our species. Perhaps, we need some sort of free energy/free matter technology that will provide us with all of the energy and material we need without taking anything from the earth, with minimal impact on it. No more destructive and labour intensive mining, we could use our technology to run computerised tractors and machines to harvest crops in the field without manual labour, water pumps to grow food in african deserts, and so on. All not consuming any resources (except growing the food in soil). That would be ideal. If only, if only...

    53. Re:It's already happening by feepness · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't mind if the human race took itself out, but its unfortunate its going to take out the rest of the planet thanks to our rampant hubris and avarice.

      I think imagining we can take out the entire planet is a bit of hubris in itself. It might take the earth a long time to recover from a global nuke-fest, but it's been here a long time, and through quite a bit already.

      Yeah, black hole generators aside... we're getting there, but we're still pretty far away.

    54. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps vastly improved knowledge of effective training and nutrition?

    55. Re:It's already happening by Cadallin · · Score: 0
      Hah! That depends on how aggressively you cull undesirable traits. You can have a pretty huge genetic drift in 3 generations, if the selection criterea are harsh enough (Harsh enough being defined as "Just barely lenient enough to leave a very small percentage of the population to reproduce promiscuosly each generation). Doesn't take a belief in Lamarkian evolution to make that true.

      Of Course, I'm not actually suggesting this is happening with American athletes. I don't think they're ANYWHERE near picky enough about finding mates to actually make this remotely true (or agressivly killing off their unfit offspring, You'd have to go Hardcore Spartan Style to make it work.)

    56. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Do you think we would let Caucasiasn starve to death?)
      Ever see Les Miserables? There's also the Irish famine, German PoW's in WW2, Russian PoW's in WW2, just to name a few off the top of my head. BTW I think you are using Causcasian as a synonym for white, it also can include Arabs, Pakistanis, Persians, etc.... and a lot of them have starved to death too, often caused by other Caucasians. There isn't much more racial empathy than human empathy.

      In any case few people starve to death, even in the developing world. Mostly they just live lives of chronic malnutrition until they get finished off by various diseases.

    57. Re:It's already happening by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      Interestingly you are provably correct in at least one athletic envdeavor. ~1990 when the steroid ban was enacted in the Olympics and thus the World Weightlifting organizations changed the weight classes to prevent the next generation of athletes from competing with _allowed_ steroid records.

      Since then only one weightlifter has broken the pre-ban records when the lifters are reorganized into pre-ban weight classes. Halil Mutlu, a bulgarian who changed his name and now lifts for Turkey. He has been suspended for banned substances...
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halil_Mutlu/

    58. Re:It's already happening by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      No, but people who are genetically predisposed to athleticism, and take advantage of this predisposition through exercise, diet, and (potentially) steroids will become world-famous athletes, and will end up with children who carry their athletic genes.
      True, but entirely beside the point. Athletes of today are not more athletic than their predecessors by virtue of breeding, but rather by virtue of better diet, training, and hormone supplementation. In other words, these athletes are NOT genetically superior to past humans, as claimed by the original poster. You could just as easily take a germanic barbarian or roman citizen of appropriate fitness from 2000 years ago and, using modern methods, turn him into as strong and skilled an athlete as any you find today.
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    59. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Score 4? This should be a 5 folks, this should absoloutely be a 5.

    60. Re:It's already happening by try_anything · · Score: 1

      Do you think athletes have worse genes for intelligence? I really doubt it.

      Almost anyone who has a choice between being a successful athlete and being a nerd will choose being an athlete. Same thing for cultivating social connections vs. cultivating smarts. Even in a rich school full of lawyers' and doctors' kids, being a varsity football player gets you hotter chicks and more attention than being on the debate team.

      People make a more or less subconscious choice pretty early, based on social feedback they from peers and adults, and many choose too optimistically. Even if they figure it out later in life, playing catch-up doesn't work too well. Meanwhile, the ugly and clumsy kids have been working on their nerd skills their whole lives.

    61. Re:It's already happening by Cadallin · · Score: 0
      I've actually been suspecting that something like you describe will happen for some time. Eventually HIV becomes a universal parasite in every person in those populations. Astronomical Infant mortality rates become the norm, and "adult" life expectancy drops to around 15-30 years depending on variable delay of onset. The consequences are pretty fucking grim, and might even involve them evolving into a separate sub-species as the the Virus might mutate, and eventually integrate itself into the population's genome completely (excellent evidence for this happening in the past supplied by modern genetics).

      At this point we've let the situation progress to the point that I'm not sure there's even anything to be done. I've read reports suggesting that HIV infection rates in many sub-saharan countries may (due to extremely poor testing rates) be as high as 30-50%. It's very grim, and depressing.

    62. Re:It's already happening by NixLuver · · Score: 1

      Mate selection is a factor in natural selection. Animal husbandry can show significant changes with a single pairing that produces a new strain from what would essentially be 'hybrid vigor'. Selecting for certain traits can make more significant changes. Just a few generations of dogs chosen for a given trait can produce what is essentially a 'new breed'. C'mon, guys, we're not talking speciation at this stage.

      But on the other hand, one must consider the 'social success' of the athlete. Post career, they have a fairly low 'success rate', and most professional athletes have shorter-than-normal life expectency.

      The wealthy tend to get educated, tend to be healthier - if only through dint of better on demand health care. We can look to our aristocracy in this oligarchy we call the "United States Of America" and see the overlords of the future.

    63. Re:It's already happening by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      That, of course, assumes that the superjocks will be able to get it up after sucking down all that chemistry...

      rj

    64. Re:It's already happening by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Do you think we would let Caucasiasn starve to death?

      The problems in Africa aren't our fault. We send plenty of aid, but it ends up lining the pockets of Robert Mugabe and his ilk more than the people who need it. It's not a racial issue; it's a cultural issue.

    65. Re:It's already happening by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'd also mention the way military health benefits have been cut recently, but that one may actually BE racist.
      No, not racist, just generically shitty. The racial distribution of the military has pretty closely mirrored the general population since it went all-volunteer. Skewing towards greater numbers from minority groups was entirely a byproduct of the draft.
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    66. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . . . because they sent all the hansom men off to war . . .

      The men who worked the stagcoaches were rarely all that attractive...

    67. Re:It's already happening by 1729 · · Score: 1
      While Baseball players are pretty fucking stupid (lowest College Graduate rates among American professional sports,
      That wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that the basketball/football equivalent of baseball's Minor Leagues is the NCAA, would it?
    68. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you can't tell them they're stupid doesn't mean they aren't. In fact, the stupidest of people are the ones who don't know it!

    69. Re:It's already happening by cojsl · · Score: 1

      An acquaintance does power infrastructure development planning for the World Bank. He told me of the time his team presented their report to an official in a sub-saharan nation and were told (I'm paraphrasing) "The HIV infection rate in our working age population is 35%, power is the least of our problems". Very grim. Very sad.

    70. Re:It's already happening by NaDrew · · Score: 1
      But anyone who watches Doctor Who knows that the Royal Family are WEREWOLVES!
      My wife had a question after we watched that Dr Who ep: How are today's royal family affected by Queen Victoria's being bitten or scratched by a werewolf in 1879? She was sixty years old. Her last child, Princess Beatrice, was born in 1857, and her husband, Prince Albert, died in 1861. All of her children, then, were already born by the time she was infected with the were virus and so could not have inherited it. Therefore, the only way the royals of today could be werewolves is if Victoria deliberately infected her children. Of course it's not clear whether the were virus is inheritable in the first place, so it may be quite reasonable to assume that the royals keep each other infected so as to pass the virus down the generations.
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    71. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason the Spartans died off despite the rigors of their upbringing and weeding of their gene pool clearly escapes you. History is full of mighty warriors that dominated militarily through disciplined training, only to be papered over by the numbers and technologies of opponents.

      I feel sorry for you for living in a world where you're afraid of 7' men.

    72. Re:It's already happening by revolu7ion · · Score: 1

      Thats because 2 generations ago, there were almost no professional ahtletes. They were all laywers who ran in their spare time, or played basketball in their spare time. Think of the specialist diets, and specially designed training programs - all designed to make you perform at your peak.

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    73. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Epigenetics = Lamarck's Last Laugh.

      a tweaked diet and training regimen COULD INDEED have multigenerational effects on how genes get expressed.
      what you eat and drink and smoke now could affect your descendants. weird, huh?

    74. Re:It's already happening by pafrusurewa · · Score: 1
      The problems in Africa aren't our fault. We send plenty of aid, but it ends up lining the pockets of Robert Mugabe and his ilk more than the people who need it. It's not a racial issue; it's a cultural issue.
      Depends on who you claim to be speaking for. The Europeans ("we") screwed up pretty much all of Africa, what with inventing ethnicities (Rwanda) and slavery among many other things. So from my point of view, most of their current problems are a direct consequence of European colonial rule and therefore it's "our" fault.

      And if your "we" is the US, there are good examples as well; see Liberia.
    75. Re:It's already happening by sillybilly · · Score: 1

      A genetic upper class is always very limited in numbers compared to the rest of the common population, therefore more inbred than the rest of the population, even while handpicking new breeding material from the rest of the population. For instance the aristocracy of old Europe was way too inbred, with special diseases ravaging through the family trees, becaue every duke, king, princess was related, pretty much marrying second cousins and such. Show me an aristocracy that is more numerous than the underclass it controls. It's like having a cart not with 6 horses and one driver, but 1 horse and 6 drivers whipping the horse to go faster. It just doesn't happen often, at least I haven't seen it happen, usually you have more horses than drivers. How about having 10 managers managing a single person? How does that work out? Even in business there are always less managers than workers, and if managers stay separate from the workers as far as marriage goes, they will be more inbred.

    76. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just take a look at professional athletes. They're bigger, stronger, and faster than even just two generations ago.

      None of that would be due to the fact that there weren't many true professional atheletes 2 generations ago, would it? Most still had day jobs. Now, professional atheletes are given a tailored exercise regime and diet. They train instead of putting in 8 hours "real" work per day... Of course they're going to be better than the previous generation. We will continue to improve so long as science finds ways to more effectively utilise the human body...

      Steroids always help too.....

    77. Re:It's already happening by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Athletes don't seek out other athletes as sexual partners. Instead, they seek out Posh Spice.

      I remain skeptical.

    78. Re:It's already happening by umbrellasd · · Score: 1
      Sadly, I agree with every damn point in the parent post. Unmetered population growth is the most egregious crime against ourselves and the planet. We just don't need 10 billion people. We don't. 5 billion is plenty. Too much probably. Like a cancer that makes more of itself without bounds until it kills the host organism and itself...

      So obvious and we do it to ourselves.

    79. Re:It's already happening by demachina · · Score: 1


      "I think imagining we can take out the entire planet is a bit of hubris in itself."

      I don't think I said the planet was going to be destroyed. I was more pointing out that in the space of a few hundred years we will probably manage to wipe out millions of years of evolution my mass extinctions of one species after another, and dramatically alter the global climate, something previously only done my asteroid impacts and super volcanoes. No doubt some species will survive and given a hundred million years the earth will produce some new life forms to try again, since life is remarkably robust at many levels.

      Maybe some humans will survive, assuming we don't trigger a run away greenhouse effect or engineer a super virus, but we really don't deserve to survive because we are the most dangerous and misguided species ever to grace this planet.

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    80. Re:It's already happening by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "The problems in Africa aren't our fault. We send plenty of aid, but it ends up lining the pockets of Robert Mugabe and his ilk more than the people who need it. It's not a racial issue; it's a cultural issue."

      What a bullshit cop out, culture can be said to be responsible for ALL manmade problems. The "problem" is 100+yrs of military and economic colonialism, racisim was endemic but was not specific to Africa, the real motivators of money and power have not changed. "We" systematically bled the continent dry, used it as the battle ground for the cold war and then made sure they would never rise out of poverty by preaching free trade while practising crippling protectionism. The industrialized nations have taken far more from Africa than they will ever give back through aid.

      "Mugabe and his ilk" are political reactions to colonialisim, OTOH: Mandela and Gandhi also came to power fighting colonialisim.

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    81. Re:It's already happening by UltimApe · · Score: 1

      Lamarckism seems to be an illusion caused by memetic evolution (the evolution of ideas as reproduced from person to person).

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    82. Re:It's already happening by runcible · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In 2002, 11.1% of American households were "food insecure" every single day of the year -- meaning basically they didn't have enough money to buy all food needed to sustain the household. In the same year 3.5% of households were "hungry" meaning that not only could they not healthily sustain, they couldn't meet their energy budgets.

      So it's clear to me that not only am I willing to let Caucasians starve to death, I'm willing to let my figurative and perhaps indeed even literal ( I live in Manhattan ) *neighbors* starve to death, regardless of their color.

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      remember the wisdom of Mahatma Gandhi: If enough peasants die horribly, someone will probably notice
    83. Re:It's already happening by smoker2 · · Score: 1
      It took millions of years to sequester carbon dioxide in the ground and cool our climate
      Sorry, but that's not how it works. If you have noticed, most coal seams are covered with layers of other rock, usually sedimentary rock. That is to say, huge areas of previously forested land were covered by water. Now these days we are worried about sea level rises caused by melting ice caps (amongst other things).

      Surely if the forests had sequestered all that CO2 and lowered the global temperature, then there wouldn't have been such massive rises in sea level in the past. Yet this happened time and time again over millions of years, as evidenced by layers of coal upon sedimentary rock upon layers of coal upon sedimentary rock etc etc.

      If we are to believe that CO2 is responsible for global warming that melted the ice caps, then the sequestering didn't have much effect, given the repeated flooding and ice ages. And given that there was vastly more forestation millions of years ago, but there were still repeated ice ages, I suggest that there is more to global warming than just lack of CO2 sequestration. After all, the ice cores have shown that CO2 levels are highest just before the temperature drops ! And I think it's fruitless to argue that successive periods of sequestration have lowered the overall CO2 levels in the atmosphere, as all the ice cores show a gradual rise in CO2 levels over time.
      This isn't a very good graph but it's the best I can find right now.

      It took hundreds of millions of years for earth to develop its diversity and abundance of life forms and again in hundreds of years we will have decimated all of them.
      Well, I just don't think that is fair either. For instance, there have been 5 mass extinctions over the past 439 million years, which on average is one per 87.8 million years. The actual variance of inter-extinction period is from 44 million years up to 142 million years. So the last mass extinction being 65 million years ago means we're getting close to the average, but we're way beyond the minimum period. Blaming it all on humans is a bit much IMHO.


      None of what I have said above means that I deny global warming or that human CO2 could be a factor, or that we shouldn't take better care of our environment. But I'm fed up with being terrorised by the media and the government over something which, judging by the evidence, isn't entirely our fault. Not that we can do anything about it anyway. Sure, stop using fossil fuels, adopt a f*kin whale, but at the end of the day, there WILL be another ice age, and there WILL be another mass extinction. King Canute realised this a long time ago.


      Here's an example of the crap I'm talking about (from the new scientist)

      The tight coupling between temperatures and the greenhouse gas levels revealed by the core matches the predictions from climate models used to forecast future global warming. It also bears some good news: the warm interglacial periods between ice ages can last a long time, contrary to the view that we may already be due for the onset of the next ice age.
      followed by
      The data also show that half of the previous six interglacial periods each lasted nearly 30,000 years - far longer than the roughly 10,000 years of the most recent cycles. The current interglacial period has persisted for about 10,000 years so far.
      Well doesn't that imply that we are due for another ice age ? Maybe my reading comprehension has diminished, but "roughly 10,000 years" and "about 10,000 years so far" and "[contrary to] the view that we may already be due for the onset of the next ice age" seems to imply that maybe we ARE due. Or is that science not valid ?


      bah !

    84. Re:It's already happening by steve_bryan · · Score: 1

      What a bucket full of misanthropic slop you are throwing around. Also this Malthusian handwringing is so 1970's. Have you read anything on the topic in recent decades? The more realistic question is how we will handle contracting populations that seem increasingly inevitable.

      On the more cosmic issue of your mankind loathing I would counter that the arrival of man is the only thing that makes the rest of it even remotely worthwhile and interesting. Just imagine those billions of years of abject boredom that preceded the scant few thousand years of something of interest finally arriving. Assuming mankind's tenure is limited like every other dominant species has been (and I don't take that as inevitable) just imagine how disappointing it would be for a technically advanced species to arrive too late and miss all the excitement. For comparison think of Mars exploration. Great for geologists but infinitely less interesting than if we had found an advanced civilazation, or traces of one, or even single celled lifeforms.

      It is also probably worth pointing out that both mass extinctions and extreme climate changes have been part of Earth's history for billions of years. Can't say I'm in favor of either one but pretending humans are uniquely culpable is clearly hubris.

    85. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's exactly why superstar AFL players more often than not have university degrees.

    86. Re:It's already happening by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I think we need to obviously find some way to feed these poor people and transform third world countries into much better places to live where the people have enought to eat, feel secure, and can enrich themselves with vast intellectual pursuits.
      Feeding all those people for some time is not a problem. Getting them to the level where they can feed themselves is what we really need, and that is a problem.
    87. Re:It's already happening by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Interesting
      If we do not do something about it, Africans and the denizens of the Third World will fork into their own species.
      I think this line basically sums up what this entire story is about. Educated white people predicting that their "superior" strain of humanity will evolve into a more "perfect" form than other "lesser" strains of humanity. We heard all this before in the great age of colonial racism, and the logic is still flawed.

      Let's look at the facts.

      When does a species begin to diverge? The answer is when separate populations of that species exist in different enviornments for a long enough period, typically hundreds of thousands of years. One gets two seperate species at the point where individuals from the disparate populations are no longer able to mate to produce fertile offsping. Clearly, dispite over 50,000 years of separation between some human groups, this has not occurred.

      To be sure, there are regional difference in human populations. Our species, like any other, will adapt over time to the enviornment in its locality. As long as human populations remain separated in different enviornments, yes, we can eventually expcet to see divergence into seperate species.

      Now, lets consider how seperated human populations are today. I can buy an airline ticket to take me to the other side of the globe for less than a months wages. In prior times, a months wage would barely have gotten me into the next country. With improved communications, separate populations of humans have more incentive, more oppertunity, and more motive to communicate, and ultimately interbreed with one another. In fact, such are the benefits of this increased communication, that human communities who choose to isolate themselves are far more likely to become extinct than diverge.

      Once one follows the basic tenants to evolutionary theory, the future of humanity is writ clear. We are all destined to intermingle into one diverse population, with no real "racial" or "ethic" groups. The gene pool will be larger, healthier and disease resistant than our current homogenous populations, which are based more on skin colour than anything else. Incidently, most people in the future will have more or less the same skin tone, whos tint will depend on how degredated the ozone layer becomes.

      This is so obvious and inevitable, it's barely worth mentioning. However, it of course involves something quite a lot of rich white folks do not approve of, that is people marrying outside their race. Hence they moan on again and again about "purity" of blood, even when we know that people who's parents are from different races are on average healthier, smarter and more attractive.

      So give the eugenists the finger and do your future offspring a favour. Marry someone outside your "race", if there is such a thing,
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    88. Re:It's already happening by paran0rmal · · Score: 1

      If we do not do something about it, Africans and the denizens of the Third World will fork into their own species

      Your attitude is probably 95% of the problem. Africa is a continent, NOT one country with one problem. In some cases it's corruption, in some cases it's war, in some cases it's AIDS or famine from a lack of rain. Believe it or not, but in other cases there is no problem and people live to an old age and retire to homes on the coast. So please try again when you get out of you Africa mentality and start looking specific problems, then you might just actually make a difference.

    89. Re:It's already happening by deadweight · · Score: 1

      Re blacks and slavery = improved genetics: Is this acutally proven or a guess? It does seem correct at least in that the "weaker" people wouldn't even have survived the trip over here, let alone the brutal life of a slave. I did read that Hiroshima and Nagasaki A-bomb survivors are healthier than the averge at this point. The reason for this is supposed to be the less healthy ones died out quickly. In general genetics is WAY too complicated for the result proposed in the article. For one example, a long time ago Russians tried to breed friendly foxes that could be raised by humans. They did succeed, but it turns out the same genetics that make foxes act nice also make their fur odd colors that are useless commercially. Who would have thought "enjoys biting people and peeing on stuff = nice fur" in the DNA?

    90. Re:It's already happening by metlin · · Score: 1

      Uhh, depends on the kind of sport that you do, really.

      While I cannot speak for every kind of sport out there, I've found that extreme sport tends to attract some of the smartest folks. I do a lot of rock-climbing and mountaineering, and most of the folks that I climb with tend at least have graduate school education or more (not that it's any measure, but it's a measure).

      Same goes for a lot of things like whitewater rafting, kayaking and a lot of other sports.

    91. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problems in africa ARE our fault. If we (europeans/european americans) hadn't carved the country up and created false countries and genereally caused the whole general mish-mash that is Africa then there is a definite chance that things wouldn't be the same ... they might (and most liekley would) have different problems but those would not be our fault as we would not have directly caused them.

    92. Re:It's already happening by metlin · · Score: 1

      *SWOOOOOOOSH!!*

      That was the sound of the joke flying over your head.

    93. Re:It's already happening by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Heck, even the football and basketball players I knew in college were in the softer degrees- you can't spend time in practice and be *also* spending 80 hours a week writing an OS for an upper level software engineering class, while taking higher math and physics classes at the same time. Not without flunking out anyway.

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    94. Re:It's already happening by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I don't even have time to watch sports- I was busy coding. Intelligent people don't waste brainspace on games.

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    95. Re:It's already happening by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1

      Europeans invented slavery?

    96. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The benefits of steroids aren't propagated through reproduction.

      Sure they are. The muscleheads who take them can wind up sterile.

    97. Re:It's already happening by demachina · · Score: 1

      "The more realistic question is how we will handle contracting populations that seem increasingly inevitable."

      Global population trends indicate no such inevitability. The only places seeing contracting populations are the small pockets in highly developed countries like Japan and Italy. Maybe China will force contraction through oppressive population control, that remains to be seen. In the 3rd world population is still exploding unchecked, there is no end in sight, and that will probably continue unless epidemic or starvation stops it. No doubt global population will contract but it will probably be at the point when we have already exhausted the planets resources.

      "Can't say I'm in favor of either one but pretending humans are uniquely culpable is clearly hubris."

      I think you completely missed or chose to ignore the point I made on this. Previous mass extinctions and climate change, as nearly as we can tell, were due to random geological or astronomical events. Humans are to the best of my knowledge the first species with the potential to inflict both cataclysms on the planet with intention.

      Dude you are the clearly the one drinking the hubris Koolaid not me with statements like this:

      "I would counter that the arrival of man is the only thing that makes the rest of it even remotely worthwhile and interesting"

      You seem to think human civilization is the only thing that makes life matter and that is something with which I disagree. As I said previously we unfortunately developed intellect without developing the wisdom to use it in a sustainable way. Me I wish human kind was still living the relatively hard but sustainable life style of native Americans before Europeans exterminated most of them in the name of greed and religion.

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    98. Re:It's already happening by demachina · · Score: 1

      "Surely if the forests had sequestered all that CO2 and lowered the global temperature"

      Not being a geologist I might be wrong on this but I think your entire point here falls because forests and jungles sequestered only some of the CO2. Much of it was sequestered by microorganism in the oceans. I think most of the coal came from land based plants, while most of the oil deposits came from plankton and the like in the oceans. Earth has been quite successful at self correcting climate over millions of yeas but humans have proved to have a very high capacity for disrupting natural cycles in short periods of time.

      "there have been 5 mass extinctions over the past 439 million years"

      Not sure what the point is your making. Its unlikely these mass extinctions were due to CO2 issues. All indications are they were due to geological or astronomical events.

      The key issue with human intevention in our climate is this is probably the first time mass extinctions have been caused by a life form and not random physical events. Anyone who wants to deny humans have this kind of power has no grip on reality. Humans have already wiped out a large number of species with little effort, and pushed many others to inevitable extinction unless we preserver them in zoos.

      I'm not saying the devastation of our planet is entirely a product of CO2 and climate change. We are doing as much or more damage by clear cutting forests and jungles, destroying habitat, and hunting and fishing one species after another to extinction or at least population crashes. Maybe we can sustain a population of 6 or 8 billion on this planet but proably not 10 or 12 billion, and the quality of life for even 6 billion isn't good or sustainable.

      "Well doesn't that imply that we are due for another ice age ?"

      I really don't think I see the point you are making when you talk about historical climate cycles during era when man had little impact on the climate to now when we are obviously having massive impact. Again the key point here is instead of climate changes over the course of thousands of years, or due to cataclysmic events, all the evidence indicates we are having dramatic and intentional impact on the climate in the space of a hundred years, it coincides with the dawn of the industrial age, massive expansion in burning of fossil fuels, and massive population explosion.

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    99. Re:It's already happening by steve_bryan · · Score: 1

      Humans are to the best of my knowledge the first species with the potential to inflict both cataclysms on the planet with intention.

      Your vision is so hopelessly myopic it is pathetic. For the first time (as far as we can tell) there is a species on Earth that is developing the technology to avert future mass extinctions and violent climate change. We will actually have the ability to detect and prevent many cataclysms. By spreading out and moving off planet to other systems humanity will be able to avoid those disasters that will remain beyond our abilities to prevent. Eventually using one g (constant acceleration at 10 meters per second per second) relativistic flight it could be possible for individuals from our era to travel to other galaxies and millions of years into the future of Earth (using a combination of Lorentz contraction and time dilation, see Misner, Thorne, and Wheeler chapter 6). That's right, if you knew something about the geometry of Minkowski spacetime then you would understand how the geometry of the universe allows the possibility of travel to other galaxies within the time scale of a normal human lifetime.

      We don't have the technology now and if we sat around in teepees jacking off we never would. The wonderful thing about human intelligence and imagination is that it represents the universe becoming aware of itself. The seeds of this go back at least to the ancient Greeks. We live in the most intellectually exciting time ever and all you can do is wring your hands over how smelly and ignoble all those unworthy people are.

    100. Re:It's already happening by demachina · · Score: 1

      "For the first time (as far as we can tell) there is a species on Earth that is developing the technology to avert future mass extinctions and violent climate change"

      We haven't developed ANYTHING to do what you are absent mindedly dreaming of, nor are we likely to until there is PROFIT in it and there isn't much profit in it at present. Our technological advances are fueling violent climate change and species extinction not preventing it. The only thing we have on your list is we are tracking asteroids so we MIGHT spot one that will be a planet killer, and we might spot it in time to do something about it, but we are sorely lacking in any means to do it nor are we making any effort to develop it. Again no profit in it until we are staring a planet killer in the face, and we may not see one of those for millions of years. We have zero capacity to do anything about a killer volcanoes and earthquakes and probably never will. Maybe we will develop clean, renewable, plentiful power sources but at present those making a fortune off fossil fuels have been extremely successful in obstructing the development of better alternatives.

      I don't think I would be conning myself that traveling to other galaxies, or even another star will solve our problems. I doubt we will even make it to another planet in a sustainable way before our species exterminates itself. I think you've been watching a little to much Star Trek. I had similar delusions when I was a kid. Gee how romantic space travel would be and how it would solve all our problems. Get real dude, there is value in having dreams and aspiring to do hard things, but not to the point you stop dealing with realities of here and now.

      The simple truth is that at present the planet Earth is the only biosphere we have and even know of that works for us and offers us a pleasant life. We should be doing everything in our power to keep it in one piece and keep it operating on a sustainable level instead of thinking if we screw it up we will just hop in the Enterprise and head to a new one. We are struggling to just get to back to the moon, and its a simple fact that compared to Earth every other planetary body in our solar systems absolutely sucks by comparison and there is no telling if there any or many other biospheres nearby that are even close. I assure you trying to survive on the Moon or Mars will be a purely miserable experience by comparison, nor are we likely to make it to even our nearest stellar neighbor in centuries. Now maybe mining asteroids or generating power in space will help us solve some of our problems, if so hurrah but I wouldn't count on it because it will be enormously hard.

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    101. Re:It's already happening by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Bollocks. IMO Africa is a mish-mash because it is indeed racially and culturaly diverse. You see ethnic and linguistic diversity in Africa you do not see in Europe. Why? IMO Europe has suffered through more wars, invasions and bloodshed than Africa and this reduced diversity to a point de-facto viable nationalism showed up, leading people to live in macro-blocks and making wars so expensive and destructive, they essentially ceased to be. Africa has no such luxury. It also suffers from endemic health problems which cause immense pain and strife. I believe the only way to fix that would be to cut down the rainforests, drain the swamps and dam & filter the drinking water plagued with Malaria, Yellow Fever, Cholera, Hepatitis A as was done in Europe and the USA. But I suspect that would not fit with your world view.

    102. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Might makes right. You try calling a 7 foot professional athlete stupid.

      No problem, I'll let my Glock talk to the stupid son of a bitch.

    103. Re:It's already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just take a look at professional athletes. They're bigger, stronger, and faster than even just two generations ago. We're starting to see more and more offspring of atheletes following in the footsteps of their parents. And to top it off, they make more money and have more prospects for reproducing.

      How do they manage to reproduce after they've turned their nuts into raisins with steroids?

    104. Re:It's already happening by krebcycle · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. I guess I wasn't claiming a change of species, just that evolutionary change can happen in a relatively short period of time given the correct circumstances. I also agree about humans not necessarily choosing other pretty people. Just to own up, I poked around on google and wikipedia after posting this to find out more about the moths, and it looks like this specific moth example is likely bunk. Here's a link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper_moth#The_.22te xtbook.22_account_-_evolution_in_action

    105. Re:It's already happening by metlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Umm, who said you had to play sports all the time?

      Do it once or twice a week to unwind, and you'd be surprised at how consistent playing of any sport can improve your performance. I used to work at a certain national lab where I worked with some really smart people - and these people always had time for other things. Oh, they were geeks alright, but they loved doing other "athletic" things - and I'd really be careful about calling a theoretical physicist or a mathematician that what he does is "soft work". S/he probably think that writing an OS or software engineering is soft.

      Just as being just athletic and not doing anything else is bad, doing geeky things and not doing anything athletic is equally bad. Both are at the opposite sides of the spectrum, and one is not better than the other.

      How about being balanced, and finding time for work and play?

  10. The Time Machine by SMQ · · Score: 1, Redundant

    H. G. Wells seems to have thought of this over a hundred years ago...

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    1. Re:The Time Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      How insightful of you considering the article itself mentions H. G. Wells.

    2. Re:The Time Machine by Tom_M_Riddle · · Score: 1

      The truly sad thing is, that some of the genetic variation *already* exists to make real even the most outrageous of Movie/TV sci fi. I'm sure a lot of people thought of George Pal's "Time Machine" from four decades past. Remember those Morlocks? With the exception of the face, the most prominent of those traits can be found today. Albinism already exists, and has for some time. Dwarves already exist. But less known is the fact that some other folks can be cursed by being allergic to light. Truly, and violently allergic, from birth. They must hide from light, wear protective covering at all times. And their skin is bloated, severely distorted, because of it's inevitable exposure to light. I never knew this condition existed, until I saw coverage, and an interview, on one of the morning news programs. All kinds of legacies hide within genes. Advantages and curses, depending on circumstance. Pretty much anything can happen. Especially if certain groups or cliques only find solace, safety, acceptance, eventually mating, among those most like themselves. If some war or natural disaster pushes inbreeding even further, you really never know.

  11. Hmmm by regular_gonzalez · · Score: 0

    Something about this idea seems vaguely familiar...

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  12. Why just two? by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

    First of all, I think that this whole article is flamebait, but aside from that...

    Why just two? If you honestly think that there will be enough of a split in the social structure, why limit this to just two species?

    It seems to me that we will either keep going as a single species, or there will be splits, in which case the number of splits should be regarded as N. (For the sake of argument, I'm assuming no extinction, which is the least interesting possibility for an evolutionary biologist.)

    1. Re:Why just two? by Salvance · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You just made me think of something ... if there was a split in our species, how many people would find it a novelty to try to "mate" with the other species, and eventually bring us back to 1 species? The only way it would seem like they'd stay split is if the new species had a different # of chromosomes ...

      Troll 1: Hey Biff, I just banged a Homo Tallenperty
      Troll 2: Unga bunga ... sweet, can I have some more cheetos?

      Seems like this would be repeated on both sides until we'd all be back to our mildly ghoulish yet mildly attractive selves of today.

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    2. Re:Why just two? by RobinH · · Score: 1

      I only vaguely remember my grade 10 science, but I thought the definition of different species was that they couldn't mate to produce fertile offspring.

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    3. Re:Why just two? by sailinin · · Score: 1

      Personally, I intend to f*** Eloi chicks then not eat 'em.

    4. Re:Why just two? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      There is no "correct" definition of species but yours works well for many "higher order" animals, geek jokes aside many species don't even mate, they have sex with themselves.

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  13. The problem with this is by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That he's got his use cases mixed. Intelligent, creative people are far less likely to pay attention to personal appearance, where beautiful people are far less likely to pay attention to mental pursuits.

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    1. Re:The problem with this is by Tsiangkun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can't tell if you are being funny or insightful, but I agree with your statement.

      I think we are more likely to end up with intelligent goblins and beautiful brainless fairies, if there will only be two groups.

    2. Re:The problem with this is by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Funny

      Intelligent, creative people are far less likely to pay attention to personal appearance

      In order to dissuade you from this dellusion, I direct your attention to my dearest of college discoveries: Sexy art chicks.

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    3. Re:The problem with this is by Seydlitz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I must disagree. Having spent time with various groups of students around the UK, I always find that the students at the 'better' Universities [Oxford, Imperial, etc] invariably take much better care of themselves, and are generally more attractive to boot. This, of course, is only a general observation, but seems to hold true. There's also a class divide at play; the wealthy south [UK again] are generally a lot more healthy than the poorer north; and it's generally considered difficult to be attractive when you're morbidly obese :)

      Probably quite an interesting study in why this should be, although it's rather outside the scope of my CS course to conduct it :)

    4. Re:The problem with this is by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I long ago discovered that there is very little new in art coming from beautiful people. To get new art, the artist has to be going through some form of personal persecution or crisis. Beautiful people don't have that problem.

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    5. Re:The problem with this is by yusing · · Score: 1

      Intelligent, creative people *who are not completely vampirizing their sex drive* will intelligently recognize that energy-efficient investments in personal appearance pays back in better action.

      Makes bad days at the lab seem *much* better.

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    6. Re:The problem with this is by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the UK is the opposite of the US then- both my college classes and *every* job in the last 11 years has the software engineers tending towards the morbidly obese and pale skin...except the Hindu replacements of course.

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    7. Re:The problem with this is by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Intelligent, creative people *who are not completely vampirizing their sex drive*

      Uh, isn't that the whole point? If you're intelligent, you spend time in *other pursuits* than sex.

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    8. Re:The problem with this is by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      at the 'better' Universities [Oxford, Imperial, etc]

      Another problem is that these aren't better universities, they're just older and more well known. A GOOD university in CS will *require* the student to work with a minimum amount of sleep and time for hygenic care.

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    9. Re:The problem with this is by Caesar+Tjalbo · · Score: 1

      Somebody should make a movie with this. Working title something like 'Twins'. Could star, for example, Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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    10. Re:The problem with this is by sasdrtx · · Score: 1

      You fool! Now everyone will want one.

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    11. Re:The problem with this is by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I long ago discovered that there is very little new in art coming from beautiful people. To get new art, the artist has to be going through some form of personal persecution or crisis. Beautiful people don't have that problem.

      They do, trust me. Too many of the sexy art chicks saw me as a shoulder to cry on, they are as fucked up as anyone else.
      Hell, I dare say art chicks are crazier than your average chicks.

      This, of course, sets aside the notion that art needs to be new :)

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    12. Re:The problem with this is by Y0tsuya · · Score: 1

      So...the only good artist is a tormented artist?

    13. Re:The problem with this is by AttilaB · · Score: 0
      he's got his use cases mixed. Intelligent, creative people are far less likely to pay attention to personal appearance, where beautiful people are far less likely to pay attention to mental pursuits.
      So I can just judge a person's intelligence based on how they look? Excellent insight!
    14. Re:The problem with this is by Seydlitz · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I wasn't talking about CS in particular but rather universities in general. I do disagree with your claim, however - a university that requires students to do so much work they can't even shower once a day [30 mins, tops?] would produce nothing but extremely burnt-out students who can study hard. I don't know about where you live, but employers around my neck of the woods are looking for people skills just as much as they are programming skills. Perhaps you and I disagree on what a 'good' univeristy is?

    15. Re:The problem with this is by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
      Intelligent, creative people are far less likely to pay attention to personal appearance, where beautiful people are far less likely to pay attention to mental pursuits.

      What's that saying? "Beauty * Brains = Constant"

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    16. Re:The problem with this is by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Too many of the sexy art chicks saw me as a shoulder to cry on, they are as fucked up as anyone else.

      Then you are using a strange meaning of the word "sexy" that I have not previously been aware of.

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    17. Re:The problem with this is by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      So...the only good artist is a tormented artist?

      Yes. Solving the torment, solving the crisis, ends the art.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    18. Re:The problem with this is by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      a university that requires students to do so much work they can't even shower once a day [30 mins, tops?] would produce nothing but extremely burnt-out students who can study hard. I don't know about where you live, but employers around my neck of the woods are looking for people skills just as much as they are programming skills. Perhaps you and I disagree on what a 'good' univeristy is?

      Likely. That's a great way to get rotten programmers who take ages to finish a project, but it isn't what employers like EA Games and Microsoft are looking for.

      Of course, that's also part of the reason why I gave up on private industry as well....

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    19. Re:The problem with this is by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I'm not quite sure what the constant is, mainly due to a lack of a mathematical model for beauty, but yes. Beauty and brains seem inversely porportional to me; it's an *extremely* rare individual who has both.

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    20. Re:The problem with this is by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Then you are using a strange meaning of the word "sexy" that I have not previously been aware of.

      Cute & Curvy

      Their emotional state did not change that.

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    21. Re:The problem with this is by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      There may come a time (as my personal experience suggests) in the future of your life when you come to realize that the majority of those women were:

      1. Not particularly intelligent.
      2. Not particularly deep.
      3. Highly prone to being destructive basket cases.

      Fall in love with them at your own risk. They can be some of the pettiest and most vindictive bitches on planet Earth.
      And the ones that really are smart, deep and good artists tend to implode in some combination of insanity, drug/alcohol addiction, sex addiction/fetishism etc. with the occasional suicide attempt thrown in (not fun when they succeed).
      It's exciting when you're young and can keep up but later on you might rethink what you want in a mate.

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    22. Re:The problem with this is by TheMeuge · · Score: 1

      I wholeheartedly agree.

      This goes triple for some(!) types of graduate school. Medical schools tend to have the best looking and healthiest population, and intelligent to boot. And in the last 4 years I've spent here, every incoming class was better looking than the previous. I think at this point, with a couple hundred applications per seat, they can afford to just make the final picks based on appearance, without sacrificing any academic performance.

    23. Re:The problem with this is by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      ...except the Hindu replacements of course.

      And they were quickly battered, deep fried, and eaten.

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    24. Re:The problem with this is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahaha you're more of a man than the parent. not more of a gentleman or the ideal man. but more of a male.

    25. Re:The problem with this is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In order to dissuade you from this dellusion, I direct your attention to my dearest of college discoveries: Sexy art chicks.

      Yeah, sexy art chicks are very smart.

    26. Re:The problem with this is by megaditto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So if my ideal partner is a musician with a doctorate in Brain science (looks not important, under-300 lbs, 4 intact limbs preferred), does that make me an intelligent goblin or a brainless fairy?

      My point is that humans will select a mate very much unlike them, and the opposites will attract.

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    27. Re:The problem with this is by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Trent Reznor said something like that. I don't remember the exact quote, but it was something like: "I don't make music while I'm happy."

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    28. Re:The problem with this is by Plebiscite · · Score: 1

      I doubt that attractive people are far less likely to pay attention to mental pursuits, it seems that people just pay less attention to what they have to say.

    29. Re:The problem with this is by aiken_d · · Score: 1

      Intelligent, creative people are far less likely to pay attention to personal appearance, where beautiful people are far less likely to pay attention to mental pursuits.
      Do you have any evidence to support that claim? I know that's a common perception, but I'm kind of doubting it. In my experience, there's little correlation between beauty and intelligence; all permutations of pretty/ugly and smart/dumb are about equally common.

      I know it's not a popular opinion to express (especially on slashdot), but as far as I can tell, people seek partners of about their own intelligence and attractiveness level. That's a sweeping generalization, of course, and there are plenty of exceptions. Based on my own experience, intelligent, creative, attractive people are just as likely to pay attention to personal appearance as less-intelligent, non-creative, attractive people. Lots of them feel some guilt about that, of course.

      At the end of the day, if you put a lot of work into your appearance (and very few people are blessed with no-maintenance attractiveness), you're probably more likely to be interested in a partner who does the same. Likewise if you enjoy sitting on the couch and eating pizza all day.

      So, to the extent I buy into the selective evolution idea at all, it seems more likely to me that bloodlines will incidentally perpetuate their own traits (intelligence, attractiveness, etc), and merge with similar ones. Hey, wait, that's exactly what we have today! Of course, all of this is very general, and can't be used as a predictor of any particular person's behavior or offspring's traits, but in general, across large populations, sure.

      -b

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    30. Re:The problem with this is by revery · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sexy art chicks.

      Ah, yes, the sort of girl who will destroy your soul and then break up with you via interpretive dance, a psychedelic barrage of Tempera paint, and a thousand posterboard paper cuts.

    31. Re:The problem with this is by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Please mod parent down as troll. That link is an affiliate link to the Naughty Bookworms porn site. Great content, but widely available via torrent and affiliate links suck.

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    32. Re:The problem with this is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think we are more likely to end up with intelligent goblins and beautiful brainless fairies, if there will only be two groups.


      Good point. I can think of at least one other group. The tall, skinny, creative and extremely ugly species with the instinctive ability to play guitar.
    33. Re:The problem with this is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trent Reznor hasn't made "music" in years ...

    34. Re:The problem with this is by garyboodhoo · · Score: 1

      continues to surprise me how prevalent that belief is, even among artists. Making good art, or at least interesting art is like anything else. Lots of hard work and serendipity involved. Intentionality and courage are helpful. "Civilians" look at finished pieces and see an object, a product, an experience, or whatever - like it came from nowhere fully formed. The artist looks at it and sees a history of decision making, the many roads not taken, next steps.

      Depression & angst have nothing to do with it.

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      :: the general public is as disinterested in advanced art as ever
    35. Re:The problem with this is by garyboodhoo · · Score: 1

      absolute nonsense. grotesque. Well, performance artists... yes. you've got a valid point for them. Seriously though, some generic label - "artist", is really so broad as to be meaningless. Like calling anyone who works with computers a "programmer".

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      :: the general public is as disinterested in advanced art as ever
    36. Re:The problem with this is by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      Intelligence has nothing to do with a person's emotional or sexual desires, and creative people can be the shallowest of all, having a tendency to appreciate beautiful things. Discriminating against beautiful people by saying they aren't interested in mental pursuits also sounds a bit ingenuous, since it implies that outward appearance is a direct reflection of mental capacity. Perhaps this particular conclusion is based more on the more common school of philosophy that goes something like, "I'm smart and consider myself a nice person, that pretty girl must be an idiot for not going out with me." The good news is, a little dedication and many failed attempts will usually wind up with successfully finding somebody you not only consider pretty and smart, but actually digs you, too.

      Having said that, this entire article sounds like a steaming heap of wishful thinking. Whoever came up with this crap obviously subscribed to the idea of vicariously projecting himself into a personal dream world where tall, perky-breasted women admire his witty reparte, handsome features, and, of course, large penis. The best part is, he gets paid to foist this tripe off on the rest of us.

      Most world religions worked this entire concept out long ago, but they kept things simpler and all-inclusive: when you die, you either go to a good place or a bad place, and people could assuage their anger by imagining what it would be like when their annoying neighbor eventually got theirs.

      As for the species diverging, I guess this guy also missed the part where we have distinctive differences in Asians, Africans, Caucasians, Hispanics, etc., and yet we're all roughly on the same footing in both physicality and intelligence. Not to mention, all the happy interbreeding that's probably going on right now.

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    37. Re:The problem with this is by Corbets · · Score: 1

      Intelligent, creative people are far less likely to pay attention to personal appearance

      Balogna! I pay *very* careful attention to how I look each morning.... oh, my, is that me in the mirror? I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

    38. Re:The problem with this is by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Interstingly enough medical doctors are less healthy than the general population.

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    39. Re:The problem with this is by craagz · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is..100,000 years from now on /. all the Trolls will get mod-ups and the Beautiful, attractive kind will be modded Troll?

    40. Re:The problem with this is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Opposites attract but don't go the distance.

    41. Re:The problem with this is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy is in college - what better time to have to deal with someone about to implode in a bout of sex addiction/fetishism ?

    42. Re:The problem with this is by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Years ago, I read an article about a study in which women were asked to chose mens by smelling tshirt they wore for a couple of days.
      The conclusion was that there was no real winner but rather that most whomen chosed the man who had the most different immune pattern from their own.

      Of course, in modern civilization, it is far from being the most important mating choice reason.

    43. Re:The problem with this is by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      His most recent album was released in 2005. He's still making "music", although I don't "get" the "purpose" of those "unneccessary" quotemarks.

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    44. Re:The problem with this is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warwick, is that you?

    45. Re:The problem with this is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the most interesting aspect of this whole discussion is how almost everyone's comments about "beauty" are so completely f'd up.

      To a toad, other toads are a lot more "beautiful" than any other species. Even if such an evolutionary split should happen, doesn't anyone see the conceit of defining the short swarthy stock as some kind of "underclass"?! If evolution produces such speciation (I'm not arguing for or against this theory, BTW), then by definition each species is as viable and "beautiful" as the other.

      The only thing I've learned from this article or the comments about it is that there's more than one superiority complex around here. So tell me who's ugly again?

    46. Re:The problem with this is by TheMeuge · · Score: 1

      That's largely a function of education and jobs that are far more demanding and stressful than the general population. If doctors weren't physically healthier to begin with, they'd be dying off in their forties.

    47. Re:The problem with this is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you are confusing the dazzling peacock feathers for something of substance. Trust me, I have made this mistake myself many times.

    48. Re:The problem with this is by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      ...with the occasional suicide attempt thrown in (not fun when they succeed)...

      Um, so it's fun when they fail?

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    49. Re:The problem with this is by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      In general, from the artists I've met and the times in my life when I've had the muse, artistic inspiration comes primarily from a tortured soul. Without the torment; there is no inspiration....which might explain why the Harry Potter Books are getting less imaginative the further away JK Rowling gets from the unemployment period that inspired her to write the first one.

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    50. Re:The problem with this is by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Nothing is more attractive to somebody who wants to be needed than somebody who has failed at the ultimate failure.

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    51. Re:The problem with this is by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      At least for a shallow, initial assesment it usually works. Works best with salespeople I find- the guy in the suit will know the least; the guy with unkempt hair in T-shirt with the name of the product on the T-shirt, but looks like it hasn't been washed this century, will be able to tell you the name of the sub-sub component you need to fix the model you already own, and point out several suppliers.

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    52. Re:The problem with this is by garyboodhoo · · Score: 1

      I am a working artist and have worked with artists all my life. I'm sitting in a facility with no fewer than 200 artists (many kinds) right now. What I see are curious people. Passionate people. Thoughtful people. Hard workers. Far more interesting to me than the public at large.

      Not to belabor the point, but this "tormented artist" myth is simply not a universal principle. After studying art history both in college and personally for research, I must say again, this idea of "torment" is not a valid one. In fact, it only appears as part of the (Western) Romantic tradition, which was itself a response to the Industrial Revolution. Prior to that, it wasn't spoken of.

      I won't deny that often things are created in response to troubled feelings, but couldn't you say that about anyone? Things are just as often created in response to intellectual ideas, or quite frankly, joy. That's sort of the human condition in a nutshell.

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    53. Re:The problem with this is by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      It's a relief to me that I saw it as a damned good reason to run in the opposite direction.

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    54. Re:The problem with this is by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      Trent Reznor said something like that. I don't remember the exact quote, but it was something like: "I don't make music while I'm happy."
      That probably explains why only the first album was any good.

    55. Re:The problem with this is by OneoFamillion · · Score: 1
      Nothing is more attractive to somebody who wants to be needed than somebody who has failed at the ultimate failure.
      I don't know if that was a quote or one of your own, but if I had mod points I'd mod ya up.

      And yes, I'm one of the people who have an extreme need to be needed.

  14. Good timing... by Arathon · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess we should all be happy we came along now. Better to be dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures while it's still politically incorrect to call us such.

  15. Metropolis by RichMan · · Score: 1

    Wow, did someone watch Metropolis recently.

  16. Hey!! by nate+nice · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creature, I take offense to this!

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    1. Re:Hey!! by dbIII · · Score: 3, Funny
      As a dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creature, I take offense to this!

      There's no point being precious about it.

    2. Re:Hey!! by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      by the way, George, we're really unhappy you signed that MCA bill

    3. Re:Hey!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has happened years ago: the genetic upper class, such as well known actors, would get to fly first class and the dim witted goblins would have to cling to the wings, scaring the living crap out of them.

  17. Stats? by Datamonstar · · Score: 4, Funny

    So... what kind of stats do the short goblin-like humans get? Want to make sure I don't inadvertadly lower any of my prime skills. ;P

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    1. Re:Stats? by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      Dexterity +2
      Charisma -2

      Racial traits:
      Live in holes in the ground
      Fascination with gold magical rings
      Hairy feet

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  18. wait, that sounds familiar.. by sam_paris · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mac users and PC users You work out which is which..

    1. Re:wait, that sounds familiar.. by j3tt · · Score: 1

      How did the Linux users evolve? I assume they've already moved out to colonize other planets ...

    2. Re:wait, that sounds familiar.. by GroeFaZ · · Score: 1

      To which I say...

      I've been wating a while to place this one, but the hour has finally come :)

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    3. Re:wait, that sounds familiar.. by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      "How did the Linux users evolve?"

      The same way as the homosexuals.

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    4. Re:wait, that sounds familiar.. by One+Louder · · Score: 1
      How did the Linux users evolve? I assume they've already moved out to colonize other planets ...
      Linux user can't evolve, since evolution requires actual sexual reproduction, involving two people of complementary genders, to pass on genes to another generation.
    5. Re:wait, that sounds familiar.. by Sathias · · Score: 0, Troll

      Mac users and PC users You work out which is which..

      Hmmm... let me see... is it something to do with how many mouse buttons they are capable of using at once?

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    6. Re:wait, that sounds familiar.. by UltimApe · · Score: 1

      Does the user make the mac, or does the mac make the user...? questions questions.

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    7. Re:wait, that sounds familiar.. by UltimApe · · Score: 1

      they evolved using memes, which unlike genes do not require sexual reproduction. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memes

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  19. Yowza! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yeah... wait sorry, didn't HG Wells write about that a few years ago? A book called "Time Machine" I seem to remember.
     

    Great work science, continuing to postulate sciece fiction!

  20. That'll give a whole new defination.... by banuk · · Score: 1

    for slummin it... now you can find a hot white trash girl and in the future you'll REALLY be slummin it

  21. Fox by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, it's only Fox New's fault if Republicans and Democrats entirely stop cross-breeding!

    (You can't call it a troll if I don't say which one becomes the upper class :p)

    1. Re:Fox by slughead · · Score: 5, Funny

      (You can't call it a troll if I don't say which one becomes the upper class :p)

      Sure I can! I'm libertarian, you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:Fox by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      Well, at least the Republicans will stop fucking half the country.

      Come on, someone had to say it.

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  22. Morlocks and Eloi, anyone? by sebFlyte · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "He carried out the report for men's satellite TV channel Bravo." Because I go to Bravo for all my evolutionary biology needs. This sounds like a joke, really. The guy in question got a cheque from a tabloid TV channel, nicked HG Well's idea, and laughed all the way to the bank. Nice work if you can get it.

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    1. Re:Morlocks and Eloi, anyone? by xmedar · · Score: 1

      I don't mind as long as I can find myself a cute Weena!

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    2. Re:Morlocks and Eloi, anyone? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You also have to take into account the bit that got cut from my blurb--he's from the London School of Economics. I don't know anything about that place, but from its name I'm guessing it's not particularly known for it's evolutionary biology program.

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    3. Re:Morlocks and Eloi, anyone? by Mr.+Shotgun · · Score: 4, Informative

      A brief Bio of the guy:here
      and the course work offered at the London School of Economics: here
      He is apparently a researcher for the Evolutionary Moral Psychology Group at LSE. The group doesn't seem too keen on actual biology or evolutionary research, just extrapolating biological theory into philosophical concepts so his prediction should be taken with a rather large grain of salt.

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    4. Re:Morlocks and Eloi, anyone? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      ...so his prediction should be taken with a rather large grain of salt.

      Oh, absolutely agreed. I almost submitted this in the "It's funny, laugh" category.

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    5. Re:Morlocks and Eloi, anyone? by Bombula · · Score: 1

      My wife and I were actually looking at their biological anthropology programs, which are rumoured to be quite good. Obviously, we will no longer continue to do so. This moron is so far off base, it's positively astonishing. There won't be anything alive on earth remotely similar to sexually reproducing homo sapiens in 3006, let alone in 100,006.

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  23. Read this somewhere before.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative and a far cry from the "underclass" humans who would have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures.'"

    What a load of Morlocks

    Does he think no-one will notice he's rehashing H.G. Wells?

  24. Pets? Similar to gadgets? by x_MeRLiN_x · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "However, Dr Curry warns, in 10,000 years time humans may have paid a genetic price for relying on technology. Spoiled by gadgets designed to meet their every need, they could come to resemble domesticated animals." I fail to see the similarities between relying on a human owner and using "gadgets designed to meet our every needs". Technology doesn't think for itself, but who knows where we'll be in such a long time? Apparently, we'll have less advertisements for penis enlargement.

    1. Re:Pets? Similar to gadgets? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I fail to see the similarities between relying on a human owner and using "gadgets designed to meet our every needs".

      That's because the relationship is actually the opposite of what he implied.

      Humans have been using animals to do our work for us for millenia. Oxen to pull plows, dogs to track game, cats to kill mice, horses to carry us, and so on and so forth. Now we make machines to do our bidding. It's no different, machines will do things animals used to, and more things animals can't do.

      Animals were domesticated to serve our needs and they rely on us for their survival. Now we make machines to serve our needs, and they exist only because we create them and maintain them.

      What a crackpot. The only genetic penalty we will pay for relying on technology is the same one we paid for relying on groups of humans larger than the small band -- survival is now much more greatly determined by group dynamics than by genetics. Something that would be a genetic "flaw" and would prevent one from surviving on one's own turns out to not be much of a problem at all in a society. Technology of course plays a role in turning genetic "defects" into non-issues, eyeglasses being the first example that springs to mind.

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    2. Re:Pets? Similar to gadgets? by Ruie · · Score: 1
      "However, Dr Curry warns, in 10,000 years time humans may have paid a genetic price for relying on technology. Spoiled by gadgets designed to meet their every need, they could come to resemble domesticated animals." I fail to see the similarities between relying on a human owner and using "gadgets designed to meet our every needs". Technology doesn't think for itself, but who knows where we'll be in such a long time?

      Perhaps he meant that sysadmins will rule ?

    3. Re:Pets? Similar to gadgets? by swilver · · Score: 1

      What he meant was that humans will become more like pets. We feed pets, protect them, shelter them, clean up after them, we even decide if they can breed and with who. All they do all day is lie about doing nothing essential for their survival. If gadgets start doing that for humans, we'll start to lose our edge. Everything is taken care of for you, you just need to lie infront of the TV all day doing nothing of any importance -- we'll call you when you need to eat and go to bed. A lot of our pet animals would do badly surviving in the wild their ancestors originated from, they've changed. They're no longer very well suited to that environment. The same could happen to us.

    4. Re:Pets? Similar to gadgets? by bestiarosa · · Score: 1

      What about Homo Sapiens having relied on technology for one million years now? Has the discovery of the wheel been such an evolutionary tragedy? I don't think so. Well, apart from SUVs.

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    5. Re:Pets? Similar to gadgets? by nCnt++ · · Score: 1

      I think he means we become the pets.

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  25. "Natives"? by iMySti · · Score: 1

    I've actually been thinking about people who still live primitively on secluded islands in the Pacific or Indian Ocean that don't get much contact with those of us more technologically progressed. Wouldn't they likely be the first left behind in human evolution? We already treat them like another species, being allowed to show their "naughty bits" in the same way as animals on public access cable yet not the genitals of more civilized people.

  26. I for one ... by clyde009 · · Score: 1

    welcome our tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative overlords!!!!

  27. Dr. Who by Ice+Wewe · · Score: 1

    No, someone's just been reading the script of the next Dr. Who episode, when the Doctor has to save the human race from becoming 2 sub species. Oh, wait, that's Surviver... my mistake!

  28. **sigh** by GmAz · · Score: 1

    Oh come on people. We are already like that. We have fat ugly people and drop dead gorgeous people. This guy is just looking for a way to get his name in the history books. He can make all the claims he wants because no one will ever remember his name or anything about our era in 100,000 years.

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    1. Re:**sigh** by jamstar7 · · Score: 1
      Oh come on people. We are already like that. We have fat ugly people and drop dead gorgeous people. This guy is just looking for a way to get his name in the history books. He can make all the claims he wants because no one will ever remember his name or anything about our era in 100,000 years.

      So in 100,000 years, we'll FINALLY live down 'American Idol'?

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  29. Complete bosh by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

    You do indeed see natural speciation through sexual selection. Predicting this for a global and intermingling population is absurd, especially in the next thousand years. More dramatic things would have to happen to divide the species than this researcher's supposed sexual hierarchy.

  30. Interesting theory by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

    Now where the hell are those pesky facts in our past that would back this up..... oh wait, there are none since humanity has come to rely on technology for thousands of years yet has only shown improvement away from domesticated animals, rather than what he thinks.

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  31. Why wait 100,000 years? by Salvance · · Score: 1

    At what point can a person be classified as a different species? Is this somewhat arbitrary, like when the US officially declared someone to be the 300,000,000th American (the real 300,000,000th American should be highly offended by the way)? If saying that short "dim-witted" people indicate a separate species, we already have plenty of this new species running around - regardless of 'social class'.

    I think this guys logic is pretty flawed though. For thousands of years, there have been the 'haves' and 'have nots' ... and class structures have always been in place. If his hypothesis were true, we'd have a group of 7 ft tall frail men and 6 ft tall women (with firm breasts I might add, yes - he actually predicts this to be widespread by 3000AD) running around today, all descendants of the royalty of the past.

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    1. Re:Why wait 100,000 years? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Well, the women I've seen from 3000AD seem to have pretty firm breasts...

    2. Re:Why wait 100,000 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually two different species cannot interbreed. A matter of biology, not taste.

    3. Re:Why wait 100,000 years? by Shados · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, science has a very, very clear cut (though not enough, since scientists still argue on it on daily basis) way of saying when 2 days are of different species. First, once the people can reproduce with those of their kinds, but not with the ones of the other "group", its pretty close to being a different specie. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if it happened ALREADY with some flukes, but since they just adopted kids or whatsnot, no one ever noticed.

  32. This ignores history by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem with this is that throughout history, the ruling class has changed many times. The rich and powerful tend to get beheaded from time-to-time, making way for a new rich and powerful set. Putin has little lineage from Catherine the Great, Chirac has little relation to Marie Antoinette...

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    1. Re:This ignores history by raehl · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between ruling class and ruling race. Ruling classes tend to be a small percentage of the population. Ruling races can be the majority of the population.

      And the caste system in India has been chugging along for thousands of years...

    2. Re:This ignores history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, they may be better looking, smarter, and more poweful than us NOW... but there are a lot more of us than there are of them, and sooner or later us squat, dim-witted, troll-like humans are going to get pissed off, kick their collective asses, and take over! Which is pretty much what happened in the French Revolution, isn't it?

    3. Re:This ignores history by venicebeach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not only that, they are not genetically isolated. All it takes is Thomas Jefferson to screw some slaves every once in a while and we all stay part of the same species...

    4. Re:This ignores history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, so the new upper-class will have pert breasts and detachable heads.

      Actually, that could work out really well...

    5. Re:This ignores history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are fogetting that the current rich and powerful know this, and have been working to consolidate their own security.

    6. Re:This ignores history by TempeTerra · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention that even apart from the high chance of promiscuity, social elites that actually manage to stay exclusive (or perhaps only mix 'outwards' as with Jefferson) have trouble with recessive genes piling up after a few generations. Haemophilia and no chins, anyone?

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    7. Re:This ignores history by MightyYar · · Score: 1
      And the caste system in India has been chugging along for thousands of years...

      Tell that to my Indian former boss who had a kid with blue eyes... "I guess there's some British in my family, after all," he said. :)

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    8. Re:This ignores history by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Imagine how much easier it will be to kill the royals when they all LOOK different!

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    9. Re:This ignores history by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Right, because TODAY'S rich and powerful will be successful where the previous have failed. Even if I accept that today's rich and powerful are smart enough to stave off the usual transfer of power, history has shown that their moron progeny will likely not be.

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  33. obligatory charles heston reference by triffid_98 · · Score: 2, Funny

    A planet where apes evolved from men?

    Nova was the perfect woman. Beautiful, Compliant, Mute.

  34. Not Metropolis, just college. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This news is final confirmation of the Geek/Jock devide. ;)

  35. My God, It'sTrue! by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

    squat and goblinlike describes my mother-in-law to a 'T.'

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    1. Re:My God, It'sTrue! by cweber · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't want to be in your shoes in twenty year's time then...

    2. Re:My God, It'sTrue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately...

      Wife + 25 years = Mother in Law

      Ain't genetics a bitch?

  36. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  37. Cup Holders! by the_last_tmnt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Following his logic, we will all also grow cup holders out of our sides and men will develop urinals out of the end of their genitals.

    1. Re:Cup Holders! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if they do grow urinals, you can bet that bastard Stan Marsh will pinch off a chocolate hot dog in one...

  38. You did it wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It should be "I am a dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creature, you insensitive clod!"

  39. and the oss followers are... by zitintheass · · Score: 1

    the second low ass breed of course.

    hope i get at least -3flamer over this

  40. Except one problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, the idea of there developing two more distinctive populations is acceptable, however, saying that one will find themselves repulsive and the other will find themselves beautiful is not anything near scientifically strong-- well, it's Slashdot. Animals that tend to mate with certain animals will, over time, develop a liking for those characteristics. Kind of like how mating with those women with bigger thighs leads to more healthy, reproducing offspring. Saying that the poor will hate their looks and be trolls is not an accurate prediction.

    You may look at a foreigner and think, "You want me to sleep with that?" and that does not mean that every possible subjective interpretation of that person is negative.

  41. Damn... Another 100,000 years?? by JL-b8 · · Score: 1

    Common Sauron!!! You said I'd have my Army in WEEKS!?!? Damnit!

  42. Figures... by scooter.higher · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just another step towards the elimination of the middle class...

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  43. Hmmmm... soma by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful


    The summary mentions Alphas and Epsilons, but glosses over the transitional Betas, Gammas and Deltas.

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    1. Re:Hmmmm... soma by Mspangler · · Score: 1

      "The summary mentions Alphas and Epsilons, but glosses over the transitional Betas, Gammas and Deltas."

      Deltas!! How about Tri-Deltas?

      As I recall, troll-prime Bluto ended up with the very upper-class Mandy Pepperridge. This should have rejoined the gene lines nicely.

    2. Re:Hmmmm... soma by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

      Oh the Deltas - that would be the genetic offspring of an advanced society that found a slot for their beer-guzzling, guitar-smashing, poor-golf-playing, motorcycle-riding (indoor), toga-wearing, roadtrip taking, food-fighting, shoe-pissing, pot-smoking, date-raping, gator-dancing, horse-killing, ladder-falling, parade-crashing people.

      I SO know my Huxley.

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  44. Or Wellsian... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
    This is a very HG Wells-ish concept.

    Incidentally, George Pal's version of "Time Machine" had a young, red-haired James Doohan in a supporting role, chatting about satellites and war just as the sirens went off and the protagonist decided to move the lever forward and skip WW3 altogether (wise man).

    I want to romp amongst the Eloi, myself. That Weena was hot!

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  45. Umm... by M0bius · · Score: 5, Funny

    Musicians are proof of how untrue this theory is because they show time and again that the hottest of ladies will sleep with the ugliest of guys as long as they can play a guitar, normalizing the gene pool.

    1. Re:Umm... by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      Of course, but I still want genetics to explain Liv Tyler.

    2. Re:Umm... by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Easy - Steve's not her real Dad?

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    3. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you seen Billy Joel's daughter?? She makes Chelsea Clinton look hot!

  46. More, and much sooner... by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

    In the next 50-100 years, with advances in biology, nanotechnology, and the like, our descendents will see far bigger leaps than 'pretty people/ugly people'. We will re-engineer ourselves utterly, down to our very molecules.

  47. 100,000 years? Bah! by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    I've gone from tall, slim, attractive, creative and intelligent to my current state just in the last 10 years.

    Turning 40 is the Mordock-Tipping-Point.

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    1. Re:100,000 years? Bah! by david614 · · Score: 1

      I believe you mean "morlock"-tipping point. And speak for yourself. At 46 I am as tall, slim, attractive, creative and intelligent as I have ever been. No, really....

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  48. 100.000 years? by Xymor · · Score: 1

    I'd say in 100 years tops we should have the genetic manipulation capabilites shown in Gattaca. This guy is very off.

  49. Troll-like humans? by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 2, Funny
    No missing link here, we already have the troll-like humans to prove it.
    Yeah, they're called politicians!

    Come on... high five! Anybody?
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    1. Re:Troll-like humans? by cojsl · · Score: 1

      /me hi fives Al ;0)

    2. Re:Troll-like humans? by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 1

      Don't let SWAT beat you too badly on the way out.

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    3. Re:Troll-like humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      hi five my hairy ugly butt



      Great its not even here yet and they're already making short ugly goblin like jokes... you're going down buddy....

  50. Sounds like a rehash of "The Bell Curve" by NatteringNabob · · Score: 1

    which people took seriously even though both of the authors were completely, totally ignorant of even the most basic evolutionary theory (and fairly shoddy researchers and statisticians to boot). LOOKS LIKE A joke and/or flamebait by somebody that fancies himself a modern Jonathan Swift. Or perhaps Dr. Curry is really Tim Curry AKA Dr. Frankenfurter.

  51. article is a troll by bung-foo · · Score: 1

    the article is a troll. don't feed the trolls.

  52. 100,000 years? by MavEtJu · · Score: 1

    With the current growth of the population, the pollution of our environment, the amount of mass destruction weapons and the tricks mother nature (and the universe) plays on us, I don't think that we have to worry much about what is happening in 100,000 years. Let's first survive the next hundred years, and do that a thousand times :-)

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  53. So the Chinese will become tall and slender? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    If you were looking at such things, you'd have to ask who they were sampling. Seems to me the European groups (including many Americans) are in decline, and other groups are increasing.

    On a genetic level, race is pretty meaningless, however, from a scientific perspective.

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  54. Hrm... by PieSquared · · Score: 1

    While I could see a genetic split between the upper and lower income classes occurring over that timeframe, and the "upper" class species would obviously follow about those genetic specifications... I don't see the lower class changing as described. What genetic advantage is their in being small, dim-witted, and ugly? How would ugly or stupid make you more likely to have kids? I'd assume that the "lower" class would "choose" the same traits as the upper class, and while the really smart or beautiful ones might get "pulled" into the upper class before the split happened (and even shortly after) once there was a genetic basis for split species, the "lower" class would start evolving to match the upper class. Or so it seems to me.

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  55. Beergoggles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't see how this works out, don't we all like a bit of rough now and again?

  56. everyone can say crazy things by Shar-Kali-Sharri · · Score: 1

    This is like being a futurist ... "I predict that mobile phones will be used for many things in the future" (actually stated by danish futurist). And that is okay, because nobody takes futurists seriously (at least not when they call themselves futurists - it is something else when it's sci-fi authors) ... but this evolutionary theorist title makes it sound like science ... which it is clearly not..... I'll have a go: "In 100.000 years we'll al be dead says scientist-guy" ... wuhuu shut up ..

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  57. How's that clear? by jd · · Score: 1

    I can't see how the Swedes would turn into troglodytes. Oh. That's the British. Ah. I always thought there was something odd with the people in Milton Keynes.

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    1. Re:How's that clear? by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      There are people in Milton Keynes? I mean; real, living people? Oh, pull one of the other ones, it has bells on...

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    2. Re:How's that clear? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Best. Slashdot. Joke. Ever.

  58. Coffee-colored?? by denebian+devil · · Score: 1

    If the blatant rip off the Time Machine wasn't enough to make me completely lose any respect for this article, the reference to the ironing out of the races and the development of a "uniform race of coffee-coloured people" just put the last nail in that coffin.

    Skin tone is not the result of blending in the sense that the article leads us to believe. This site explains it quite nicely. Dark skinned people can produce children with much lighter skin than either of the parents, just as light skinned people can produce children with much darker skin than either of the parents, because the genes for one skin tone can be masked in one person, but then get passed on and expressed in their child. No matter how much inter-racial breeding happens, humans will not all eventually converge on one "coffee-colored" skintone. And if the article can't even bother getting that right, what does that really say for the rest of it?

  59. I for one ... (revised) by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    welcome our tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative overlords!!!!

    I think you meant our short, squat, well developed and bigger-brained overlords.

    Height tends to shorten one's lifespan.

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    1. Re:I for one ... (revised) by Surt · · Score: 1

      But height increases your reproductive chances if it doesn't kill you before the age of reproduction.

      So I think we can safely assume that over time, the downside health risks of tallness will abate.

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    2. Re:I for one ... (revised) by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen a lot of children in the families of our supposed upper class. They tend to have one or two kids at most.

      On the other hand, kids are more frequently found in the middle and lower classes.

      Part of the risks of tallness are literally heart disease, and the difficulty of pumping so much blood. There are other systems which start failing as we reach higher levels of height, and in fact we notice an increase in the the American population of such problems over time.

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    3. Re:I for one ... (revised) by RM6f9 · · Score: 1

      Tall only works if you're also considered handsome or wealthy (voice of experience).

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    4. Re:I for one ... (revised) by ehrichweiss · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen a lot of children in the families of our supposed upper class. They tend to have one or two kids at most.

      A friend of mine pointed out once that it's the smart thing to do to help decrease the world's population, however she also added, but only the smart people are doing it.

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    5. Re:I for one ... (revised) by jmorris42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > I haven't seen a lot of children in the families of our supposed upper class.

      Yea, it is a real problem. Our socialist utopian policy planners think they can negate a billion years of evolution. While making public pronouncements establishing science as the State religion. But Mother Nature is a bitch and isn't going to cut us any slack. Assuming the barbarians at the gates from the Religion Of Peace(tm) don't wipe us off the planet while we worry about the trivia that consumes our lives, we will breed ourselves down from sentience in another couple of generations.

      Think about it, evolution is all about adaptation and survival of the fittest.... with fittest defined as the specimens who succeed best at propagating their genetic material. We have inverted all of the signals, the fittest (from the p.o.v. of civilization) are discouraged from reproducing and the unfit are strongly encouraged by the welfare system to breed early and often.

      Just how long can that continue? Here in the US we just crossed the 300M mark. At least half of that number is useless baggage, through lack of education, genetic fitness or both when it comes to contributing in a meaningful way in a modern information society. But a very large percentage of the next generation will come from the useless half because successful (again, as viewed by their useful contributions to civilization) people can't afford children of their own because they are too busy supporting the welfare state. And children raised by the clueless, even if they luck out on the genetic lottery and pick up some good ones from a generation or two back, will still likely be failures when raised by clueless parents and then further damaged by government schools designed to churn out mindless drones to work in factories which were long since offshored.

      We are now living in a bad sci fi novel. And no, it is probably too late to change the ending, about all we can do is try to make sure a few of the more important contributions of our civilivation survive to be picked up by the survivors when everything goes to hell in another generation or two.

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    6. Re:I for one ... (revised) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't worry, the red states are dying anyways.

    7. Re:I for one ... (revised) by booch · · Score: 1

      Actually, there's some correlation between height and intelligence, as well as income. And there was a recent study in the UK that showed that one of the most significant predictors of whether women would find a man attractive when meeting in person was the man's height. (I can't find that study, but this paper found similar results in online dating data.)

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    8. Re:I for one ... (revised) by RM6f9 · · Score: 1

      Yay - I'm tall and intelligent - makes for not as much as wealthy and good-looking - maybe I just need to visit the place that study was done...

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    9. Re:I for one ... (revised) by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 1

      I tend to disagree that the poor always are there because of lack of potential intelligence. Rather, even societies such as the US can have a sort of caste system, whereby a poor family cannot afford to send its children to the expensive schools, so they are later do not make more than their parents money and thus the process is repeated with their own children.

      Often I think the rich are where they are at not because they are genitally superior, but instead because they were born into the right family, they were encouraged by their family to read, learn, write, do well in school, they may have had tutors, encyclopedias and computers in their homes, things not common in the homes of poor families. Ive met many people who are poor, but I see as much potential intelligence their that could be developed in many of them, as wealthy billionaires. They are simply downtrodden and have not been encouraged to develop this intellectual capability that lies within them. I think if we had a society that in fact did not encourage or require a desperate struggle to survive, that provides a good quality of life, security, and intense intellectual pursuits for its residents, in fact we would evolve intellectually much quicker. The brutal fight for survival does not in my opinion encourage a developments in intellectual skills and capacity as a great extent as reading, writing, math and science could, and the physical body could be developed simply through fitness and exercise, we have people who jog, ride bikes, life weight, just for the fun of it, just as we can have people apply their minds to creative endevour, just for the fun of it, and in so doing enhance and evolve body and mind, without the need for distress and suffering.

    10. Re:I for one ... (revised) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there's some correlation between height and intelligence

      Surely you mean correlation between height and IQ?

      If you don't know the difference then fair enough, but perhaps you need to learn about a subject a bit more before talking about it, lest you appear unintelligent or worse.

      And do try to be aware that correlation != causation, a fairly common error, even amongst scientists.

    11. Re:I for one ... (revised) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      seems like a good friend to do

    12. Re:I for one ... (revised) by ddraigcymraeg · · Score: 1

      "Just how long can that continue? Here in the US we just crossed the 300M mark. At least half of that number is useless baggage, through lack of education, genetic fitness or both when it comes to contributing in a meaningful way in a modern information society. But a very large percentage of the next generation will come from the useless half because successful (again, as viewed by their useful contributions to civilization) people can't afford children of their own because they are too busy supporting the welfare state." That materialistic aristolean viewpoint pushed by the elites (that people are no better than animals really) to counter the Renaissance is still by far the prevalent one in the 'Enlightened' western countries. Thats why morons who compare people to 'useless baggage' because somehow they arent as capable to make the rich richer in a society due to lack of education etc.. doesnt get the nauseated reaction it deserves. Not until people can see and and respect the unique humanity contained in other human beings will this world get better. Just take a look at how those 'crazy' Amish treated that killers wife and her family, reaching out to her, showing no revenge and even giving her gifts since she lost a bread-winner, it is unfathomable to most people. All this social darwinism crap is to make the rich 'elite' feel better about themselves and for the mass-produced 'wannabees' to digest so they can try and feel better about themselves as they work harder for bigger cars and houses they dont need as they loose contact with what it is which makes them truly human. Maybe its the mass dumbing down of all classes which is the cause for this surreal state we are all in?

    13. Re:I for one ... (revised) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And do try to be aware that correlation != causation, a fairly common error, even amongst scientists.

      Without suggesting this is true in this particular instance, I've often heard this claim used by people who don't understand statistics, as a means of effectively discard findings they dislike (without realising that it does no such thing). For example, if you look at the world's top sprinters, those of West African origin overwhelmingly dominate (comprising something like 99% of top sprinters). The probability that this high correlation is a result of chance is virtually nil. Does this mean that West African ancestry is a causal factor in sprinting ability? In a strict sense, no, but broadly speaking, yes (either directly or indirectly).

      It is impossible for sprinting ability to be a causal factor in ancestry, hence any causal link must go the other way. If there is no causal link, it means both are caused by a third factor, or by additional factors. To the extent that ancestry is immutable, it can be said with some confidence that West African ancestry is a causal factor, either directly or indirectly, in sprinting ability. (An indirect link could exist if, for example, everyone of West African ancestry lived in a particular environment that was somehow unique, and this environment led to above average sprinting ability.)

      Importantly, even if West African ancestry is a causal factor in sprinting ability, there is obviously a high variance, as well as other causal factors (e.g. training, nutrition), so the simple fact of having West African ancestry doesn't mean a given individual will be a better sprinter than another individual without West African ancestry.

      Returning to height and IQ, it is rather unlikely that a high IQ leads one to become taller, and not particularly likely that being tall leads one to have a high IQ either. As such, there is unlikely to be a causal link between the two. Is this absence of a causal link particularly interesting? I can't see that it is. All it implies is that both are caused by a third factor, or multiple other factors. Obvious candidates would be genes and childhood nutrition.

  60. On the other hand... by bigtrike · · Score: 1

    They're also the most likely to be able to afford birth control, abortions, and be too busy to bother raising a child.

  61. He's being Interesting - it's right there... by Arathon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Apparently, he's being "Interesting", not Funny or Insightful.

  62. Home Run Time by mattwarden · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the article: 'The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative and a far cry from the "underclass" humans who would have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures.

    Talk about a setup. I predict 90% of the comments on this article will be modded funny (regardless of whether they actually are).

    1. Re:Home Run Time by dances+with+elks · · Score: 0

      I resent that!

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  63. if i recall my "time machine" properly by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Informative

    it was the "ugly, squat goblin-like creatures" who were not "dim-witted", but intelligent and ran the world (not an underclass, but they did live underground). While the "tall, slim, healthy, attractive" ones were not at all "intelligent, and creative," but were utterly empty headed vapid frail cattle... literally. they were food. they were all vegetarians and they were regularly slaughtered for the meat eating underrulers

    but why anyone would seek sustenance by eating a bag of antlers like lindsay lohan is beyond me. utter science fiction, on that point alone

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  64. 100000 years?? humans?!? by wall0159 · · Score: 4, Interesting


    Of course, we all know that the cockroaches will rule by then..

    I, for one, welcome them.. ;-)

    1. Re:100000 years?? humans?!? by kusanagi374 · · Score: 1

      (Tony Montana's voice)Those fucking cockroaches!(/Tony Montana's voice)

      They already rule the world at this exact moment!

      Come on, look at who's ruling the world right now and tell me they're not cockroaches :P

  65. tag: dumb. by headkase · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The "evolutionist" didn't even point out that natural evolution for humans is over. It ended when Fire was state-of-the-art. But I'll go out on a limb and say that there will be distinct species of human in 200 years. Not through natural evolution but through genetic engineering. Even if we didn't alter the selection pressures on humans for 100,000 years there would still be enough genetic drift that we wouldn't recognize our decendants. But I guess we'd instinctively look both ways before crossing the street by then....
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    1. Re:tag: dumb. by Vicissidude · · Score: 1

      No, this is incorrect. We can look at the acculumated differences over the millenia and see changes in the human population, long after the time when fire was apparently discovered.

      There are still evolutionary pressures today. There are always large numbers of grown adults who do not have and will never have children. None of these people will contribute their genes to the next generation and therefore are evolutionary dead ends.

      Homosexuals are one example of this group. That probably explains their low numbers compared to the rest of the population.

      Nuns and priests also come to mind, which removed the extremely pious from the population since the beginning of the Catholic Church. I wager this did have an affect of changing Europe from the overly-religious dark ages to it's general modern day hostility towards religion. It will be interesting to see if this becomes reversed due to the Catholic Church's current position on birth control.

      And also, there's the case of the American blacks who as a group went through hundreds of years at the mercy of slave owners who understood and practised the concept of breeding. The horrible conditions these people lived through are alone enough to ensure that only the strongest and most healthy survived. And today, we still see the result of that practise in the sheer domination of American black people in almost all areas of athletics.

    2. Re:tag: dumb. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Natural evolution is most certainly not over. Perhaps instead of making unfounded assertions you should look into some actual research?

      Take a look at this article of recent evolution in homo sapiens over the last 10,000 years.
      A layperson's summary.
      The actual publication.

    3. Re:tag: dumb. by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Your statement only really holds true if homosexuality and piety are genetic traits. If homosexuality and piety are results of social influence rather than genetic, then no particular genetic material is going to be selected against.

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    4. Re:tag: dumb. by headkase · · Score: 1

      FTA...Prior to modern agriculture, it was very important for the body to keep extra resources, but in today's environment, those genes have been linked to obesity....
      Natural evolution. Now we are evolving against artificial pressures from our technologies.

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    5. Re:tag: dumb. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a strange and false distinction. There is no difference - evolution is merely what occurs in response to altered environmental conditions, including competition, resource alterations, and behavioural changes.

      It is all natural evolution.

    6. Re:tag: dumb. by headkase · · Score: 1

      I do hold to the distinction that selection pressures can be "natural" or "artificial". You can get eaten by a bear - natural selection or you can be hit by a car - artificial selection. Both just cull and individual from reproduction. Why I keep them separate is that naturally we evolved for one environment but in just one-hundred short years we have built an environment that maps for a whole different set of artificial selection pressures. The natural pressures evolved alongside us while we constructed our artificial pressures.
      M'Kay? ;) :)

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    7. Re:tag: dumb. by r00t · · Score: 1

      Recent research strongly suggests that homosexuality is caused by damage that occurs before birth. The mechanism is unknown, but the mother's immune system is suspected.

      I'm sure that pisses off both sides. :-)

      Being an injury, it can't be a moral failure or choice. It also can't be normal, natural, or good. (well, not any more than any other injury to the unborn) Perhaps we can enlist the March of Dimes in the fight against this birth defect.

    8. Re:tag: dumb. by master_piece · · Score: 1

      true. besides we don't need an 'evolutionist' to tell us that this 'separation' will eventually take place in xyz years. that 'evolutionist' wasn't very creative; he didn't say something new... many people including me had thought of this a long time ago.

    9. Re:tag: dumb. by TommyMc · · Score: 1
      It also can't be normal, natural, or good.

      Normality is relative.

      Injuries (and homosexuality) occur in nature.

      "Good" needs a context. For example, high level autism can result in people being expert in certain fields (maths, language) however it is the peripheral issues of social interaction that can cause problems requiring care. If it is just the sexuality that changes in homosexuals, by your argument, why would they become less "good"?

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    10. Re:tag: dumb. by CrankyOldBastard · · Score: 1

      Why is it so difficult for people to accept that culture and technology are part of natural humanity? It's this whole "we're not part of nature" crap that leads to a trashed planet. Our future evolution will continue, albiet "natural selection" now includes that part of "human nature" we call technology, whereas previously other parts of culture affected the selction pressures.

  66. Netsplit! by Draelen · · Score: 1

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  67. I have seen it with mine own eyes by certain+death · · Score: 1

    Obligatory comment about the short fat Boss... Another about short fat mother-in-law!!! :o)

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  68. Rubbish by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This moronic hypothesis must be decades old.

    It assumes that rich people will stop having sex with poor people. Anybody see any logic flaws here?

    1. Re:Rubbish by ydrol · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It assumes that rich people will stop having sex with poor people. Anybody see any logic flaws here?

      Also there is a counter argument that actually mixing the genes across "races" or "sub-species" reduces the impact of facial mutations that make people less attractive. That is why women of mixed races/backgrounds often seem more attractive on average than women whose parents are from the same 'stock'. (or is it just a fetish of mine?)

    2. Re:Rubbish by gentlemen_loser · · Score: 1

      Actually, not so. I will not, in wholesale, defend the parent article. Ultimately, there are many additional factors involved. However, that particular point is sound. There only has to be a considerable trend such that most upper class people mate with others of the same caste, while the same applies to the lower castes.

      Over time, barring other considerations, this will result in two distinct sub-species of Homo sapiens. In biology, the definition of a species includes the ability of two organisms to mate and create viable and fertile offspring. The inter-subspecies breeding you are talking about, will merely maintain the two subspecies as a single higher order species. If that mechanism were removed, we'd eventually be looking at two completely seperate species that could no longer produce viable and fertile offspring.

    3. Re:Rubbish by constantnormal · · Score: 1

      The successful film and music industry women have gone one better -- they now opt to avoid all the inconvenience of pregnancy by "rescuing" infants from impoverished cultures. A much tidier way to satisfy all those maternal instincts without all the tiresome downtime associated with pregnancy.

    4. Re:Rubbish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It assumes that rich people will stop having sex with poor people. Anybody see any logic flaws here?

      Sandra Bullock comes to mind.

  69. This is based on *what*? by Shimmer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is there any evidence at all to support these predictions? I didn't see any in the article. His credentials (London School of Economics) hardly convince me that he's an "expert" in the field of... what? Super-futuristic anthropological speculation, I guess.

    No one alive today knows what the next 100,000 years hold for humanity. No one. It's just too complex a subject and too long a time period to make any reasonable predictions about. Heck, no one even knows what the next 10 or 100 years hold, let alone 100,000.

    This is just a typical sensationalistic "news" story designed to attract eyeballs. It's not based in science or reality. You can make up your own long-term predictions with just as much authority.

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    1. Re:This is based on *what*? by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      Is there any evidence at all to support these predictions?

      No offense, Citizen Shimmer, but where have you been? The Brits are never bothered with evidence and facts and data, especially where racial categories are concerned! Nope, it's just one fantasy after another. Curry wishes a female with "pert breasts" would take notice of him.

      Not likely, Mr. Pips!

    2. Re:This is based on *what*? by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Is there any evidence at all to support these predictions?

      Are you kidding? Hell no! It's just a way for him to get into the news, and improve his chances of getting tenure or some grant. Even if it -was- based on something, there's no way to prove it true/false; at least not during his lifetime---which is the whole point of publishing in academia. Ie: folks reviewing his grant proposals might just recognize his name after this. That's the only reason for such ``news''.

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    3. Re:This is based on *what*? by craagz · · Score: 1
      This is just a typical sensationalistic "news" story designed to attract eyeballs

      Well they have succeeded!! I have dedicated two eyeballs for this 100,000 year speculation

  70. Why so long? "Radiant Doors" by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    just a few generations down we should have ceo's (OWNERS) and then the general population.

    kill off the middle class, give .01% of the population 99.99% of the wealth, it will happen in two generations..

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  71. Wait...Adams Ahead of the curve? by SlackLagg · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there a Dilbert series about this exact idea a few years back?

  72. not me, thanks by silvermorph · · Score: 1

    I for one won't become a troll so easily.
    I plan to go cyborg, buying longer, stronger limbs, a cpu-augmented brain, and spinning eyes that hypnotise attractive women into letting my deprecated biology back into the gene pool.

  73. Contraception by justin12345 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Given that contraception is the real barrier to procreation these days, I guess women will evolve to be forgetful (namely in forgetting to their pill), and men will evolve to be impulsive or stupid (too impulsive to use a condom, or too stupid to use one properly).

    Wait....

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    1. Re:Contraception by ExFCER · · Score: 1

      I know that my being an old troll will detract from the honest assessment of your comment, but you need to be given point(s) for your insight.

    2. Re:Contraception by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      Are we there yet?

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    3. Re:Contraception by slcdb · · Score: 1

      That's funny as hell... but a little scary too, 'cause I think it might actually be true.

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  74. But what about us short, fat geniuses? by brainchill · · Score: 1

    Are short/fat smart people going to be eaten? There are an aweful lot of us and we have guns!

    1. Re:But what about us short, fat geniuses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My gosh - Eric Raymond, is it you?!

  75. Party races... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, um... would the Morlocks be...

    the Green Party?

  76. Linux users as a third species? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    How did the Linux users evolve? I assume they've already moved out to colonize other planets ...

    They decided to swing both ways, since the whole Mac-Windows division of humanity meant little to them.

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  77. Has anyone else... by voteforkerry78 · · Score: 1

    Has anyone else ever wished that evolution would steer humanity into races that would correspond with the races Tolkien describes in his novels? If humans with elf-style ears, "refined" features, and grace bred only with each other, we could have elves in less than a millenium. I for one, would welcome our new Tolkien-based overlords!

  78. A Warning that Must be Heeded by rlp · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... ugly, squat goblin-like creatures

    Yet another dire consequence of too much time playing MMORPG's. As if the recent South Park wasn't warning enough.

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  79. He's being INSIGHTFUL now.... by Arathon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Dang it - NOW they change it on me.

  80. Obviously... by nine-times · · Score: 1

    If you were quick-witted, you could have turned it into an "insensitive clod" cliche joke.

  81. Generally, yes. by jd · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Affluent people don't become rich by throwing away money. Kids are expensive and earn you nothing.


    Also, athletic bodies are often damaged or disfigured with massive hormone imbalances and other severe (and occasionally fatal) problems. Gymnasts, for example, do not mature correctly and often suffer from muscle and bone disorders. Body builders, weight-lifters, etc, can disfigure their hearts - I would not expect life-expectency to be nearly so high. Rugby players - well, I can see them evolving into a whole new species that has less to do with class and more to do with causing sheer terror when barreling down the playing field. Soccer players can suffer damage to hearing or their pre-frontal lobes, from a mixture of heading and smashing into the ground at high speed. It's usually not lethal, but if you look at the various team managers for the England squad, it's clearly harmful to thought processes.

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    1. Re:Generally, yes. by flibbajobber · · Score: 2, Insightful

      *None* of the problems you have mentioned would be passed to a next generation through genetics. Besides, the elite few don't use drugs or extreme training to become elite - they use it to become the elitest. Therefore they are already at the superior end of the gene spectrum.

    2. Re:Generally, yes. by bobscealy · · Score: 1

      Furthermore some sports favour people with preexisting disorders, for example Basketball and Marfan syndrome. http://www.americanheart.org/presenter.jhtml?ident ifier=4672.

    3. Re:Generally, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why the article says " genetically affluent". They seem to be speaking in terms of a different kind of affluent than you are. Don't think money so much as good looks, good healthy, etc.

      Not that I buy the article... Just clarifying some terms that they are using, or rather refining.

    4. Re:Generally, yes. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Kids are expensive and earn you nothing.

      I think the many poor families in India, Africa and Mexico who scrape together their life savings to send their most promising child to America (or wherever) to make money to send home would beg to differ.

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    5. Re:Generally, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Body builders, weight-lifters, etc, can disfigure their hearts - I would not expect life-expectency to be nearly so high.

      Life expectancy has nothing to do with reproductive success. As long as you reach the age of sexual maturity and successfully produce fertile offspring, your job is done as far as passing your genes on to the next generation is concerned.

  82. Peer Review? by jsupersample · · Score: 0

    I will remain skeptical of this, and I encourage eveyone else to as well. Not only is this NOT published in a peer reviewd journal, none of his research is! In fact his publication history over at the Londong School of Economics are filled with mostly book reviews!

  83. but what about by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

    Plastic surgery?

      I could see the argument that the rich and powerful (and those who are attractive have an easier time becoming rich and powerful) will propogate with those who are the same.. but with plastic surgery you are going to end up diluting the gene pool with gene of less attractive people who look attractive because of the work they have done...

    Fake Breasts, nose jobs, etc...

    Also power is attractive to some women who look for this quality in mates who might not be the most handsome but do have money/power.. Bill Gates is married... see?

    One last thing, the definition of "beauty" truely is in the eye of the beholder.. there was a time when morbidly obese women was considered a big turn on.. and when you look at pictures of "hotties" in eras of old they just don't seem to look "attractive" anymore (at least imho) like look at pinup girls of the 40s and 50s, I believe very few of the could stand the test of time and still hit "People's" top 100 list or whatever...

  84. eLoi Dreams by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What kind of idiocy is this "genetic theory" from Oliver Curry? Where is the evidence for humans abandoning at least hundreds of generations of "racial" mating exclusion in favor of thousands of generations of "class" inbreeding? Where's the selection criterion forcing that division of mating opportunity by work in much more extreme degree than the millenia-old class system that has failed to produce the results Curry predicts in the future?

    Humans have been dependent on "technology" to reproduce for many thousands of generations. Tech is freeing us ever more from any selection criteria except infectious disease (just more unevenly). Current tech trends make genetics ever less important to using tech, which further decouples it from evolutionary mechanics.

    Curry just wants smooth-skinned women with big eyes and "pert" breasts, who he thinks will prefer "graceful" nerds like him to the exclusion of the "robust" people who like tech less. So what? So he thinks HG Wells' The Time Machine is a prediction of our future more than a social satire on Wells' Victorian classist society. He should stick to hack SF rehashes, and leave the genetics to people who are realistic enough to actually get laid.

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    1. Re:eLoi Dreams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally fucking agree, I'm glad someone noticed this.

    2. Re:eLoi Dreams by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
      Hear, hear!

      The bullshit people buy into sometimes...

    3. Re:eLoi Dreams by Spit · · Score: 1

      Notice how we will evolve to suit the fashion stereotype of today? He totally ignores cultural attractiveness traits as well as pointing out obvious attractiveness markers that we have already evolved in the previous millions of years. He also ignores human reproductive strategies of cuckolding a mixed brood. Not much of an evolutionist, he'd be one of those knowitall asshats that you set on fire after being forced to sit next to him at a dinner party.

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    4. Re:eLoi Dreams by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Maybe POKE 755,4 would shake some sense into his "theory". Evolutionary psychologist, my ass.

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    5. Re:eLoi Dreams by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Notice how we will evolve to suit the fashion stereotype of today? He totally ignores cultural attractiveness traits...

      Are you saying that short, goblin-like people are considered attractive in some cultures?

  85. Re:Damn Straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    psst.. read the writing at the bottom of that mirror. "objects in mirror are not as pretty as they appear"

  86. Evolution is horribly misunderstood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't get me wrong. I appreciate the scientific method and theories of Darwin as much as I can allow myself, however consider this:

    Escimoes can mate with any Australian aborigin. In fact, there is only one "race" of humanity, despite appearances, length of time and distances.

    Where do we come from? If speciation is so prevalent, why haven't it happened to us in tens of thousands of years?

    There is a design to things. Some changes can happen suddenly, just over a few generations. And others never happen, not even when statistics dictates they "should". Superstition wants there to be a "will" to this design, but scientific investigation wants to find relationships to natural phenomena.

    I'm not interested in quarreling about Intelligent Design, but their line of research sometimes makes sense. I think there may even be merit to investigate wether humans have ever been genetically manipulated in the past, interbred with other species etc. Why not? We have no idea where we come from, but we now have the technology to find out. Really. It's just a barrier of our mind preventing to explore _all_ avenues.

    Where's the missing link? First step to new answers is to admit the current ones are not always right.

    I sometimes have to chuckle when I see so-called scientists fight ID people, while having a hunch both camps are both right and wrong..

  87. hooray for pseudoscience by Atmchicago · · Score: 1

    There are so many flaws with the thinking (or lack of thinking) here. If two different castes of humans were to develop, there would still be a strong selective pressure in the "lower" caste to be smarter, to be better looking, and to develop any other qualities which increase fitness. What the article proposes here is that somehow, the "lower" caste would gain fitness by becoming dumb and ugly. It makes no sense at all.

    I won't even go into the nonsense that people will split off in the first place.

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  88. yeah maybe not.... by 1trickymicky · · Score: 1

    I'm sure I've read around the traps that

    a) Blonde hair will be bread out of the gene pool in the next 100 to 200 years
    b) Asians have the most dominant genes of the gene pool, so I would assume our traits over time to become more along those lines
    c) That while females are slowly over time breeding better looks and traits, males are actually getting uglier, albeit stronger and taller and with more heavy set features...

    I do agree that there will be a split of species... anyone from melbourne, australia will agree with me that it's already happening when I mention the town Collingwood (read aussie white trash town)

  89. Sauna-loving Swedes? by Soulfarmer · · Score: 4, Informative

    Swedes love their bastu, it is us Finns that love SAUNA. Sweden is practically the only western country that wants to use their own word for sauna, bastu.

    I just HAD to clarify this, since I love sauna and I am Finnish. And I am not even sure swedes love their bastu.

    Other than that, yaaar!

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    1. Re:Sauna-loving Swedes? by gkhan1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, we do love our bastu, but not as much as you finns love your sauna. We love it, but it's not part of our national identity or anything :P

    2. Re:Sauna-loving Swedes? by Clueless+Moron · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Bastu" is a perfectly good and quite old Swedish word, originally coming from "bad stuga", which basically means "bath house".

      The word is around 500 years old, for crying out loud.

    3. Re:Sauna-loving Swedes? by repvik · · Score: 1

      Sweden is practically the only western country that wants to use their own word for sauna, bastu.

      Except us Norwegians, of course ;-)

    4. Re:Sauna-loving Swedes? by tengwar · · Score: 1
      And I am not even sure swedes love their bastu.

      Love it? I've been up in Arctic Sweden, three days walk from the nearest road, and come across a bothy. Apart from the sleeping quarters, there are two other buildings: the outside earth closet with expanded polystyrene seat; and the bastu. They must helicopter the wood in!

  90. He is 1/2 write by earthforce_1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think the species will probably split, but not in the way he thinks. (Assuming we don't wipe ourselves out of existance which is highly likley, but that is another thread)

    Humans will evolve to live in the sea, and with the pressure and gravity difference of other worlds. We will adapt and evolve as our environments dictate, and if technology eventually permits we will actually rewrite our own genetic code to suit our whims.

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    1. Re:He is 1/2 write by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      No, humans will never allow themselves to suffer the losses that would lead to that sort of evolution. Humans no longer adapt to their environment, they adapt their environment to them. The "survival of the fittest" mechanic of evolution doesn't really apply to humans any more, at least, not to humans in the western world. We have social and technological props to make sure that our unfit members don't die. The only sort of evolution we're going to see is "reproduction of the sexiest", and given how quickly the shifts in fashion and beauty move, those sort of pressures aren't going to be anywhere near consistent enough to produce a cohesive change in the human species.

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    2. Re:He is 1/2 write by Soko · · Score: 1

      Humans will evolve to live in the sea, and with the pressure and gravity difference of other worlds. We will adapt and evolve as our environments dictate, and if technology eventually permits we will actually rewrite our own genetic code to suit our whims.

      *blink*

      /Reads subject again

      *blink*

      I dearly hope you're not the DNA wright rewriting our genetic code, since you'll likely not get it "write", right?

      /runs away

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  91. Wasn't this... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 5, Funny
    Wasn't this an original Star Trek episode. The Cloud Minders, if memory serves.

    And IIRC, some of them (her) wasn't ugly at all!

    Besides, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Each new race might find themselves quite attractive.

    (Slashdot Rule #17: Any post mentioning Star Trek the original series is to automatically be modded Insightful.)

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    1. Re:Wasn't this... by zoftie · · Score: 1

      I dunno, but monocultures tend to swift people away from selecting their own race. So I'd say it won't happen. How many times white dudes would prefer to be with some colored girl. To prove the point, in one country i went to, females are exceptionally beautiful, yet men there would prefer to be with white women. So much as they don't have tanning lotions. They have whitening ones. O' horror i have seen 'whitened' dark people. Like albinos. Real weird stuff. Anywhoo you get the point.

      As soon as there is a large rift, there will be jumpers, that will bridge the gap within 100 or so years. So for example, a smart man or a woman would love to be with other kind(as per baby production), the other part being beautiful or strong, well built, respectively.
      But then its hard to say whats gonna happen next year, who knows how it will be in 100000 from now? Computer permutation model will not account for exceptions, that happen way too often in life.
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  92. whoever wrote the article is gay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    sleazebag elitists. nuff said.

    1. Re:whoever wrote the article is gay. by buswolley · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Are you kidding.. The rich get their fashion from the poor..

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    2. Re:whoever wrote the article is gay. by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Funny

      I call it...Derelict!

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    3. Re:whoever wrote the article is gay. by seizium · · Score: 1

      I call it Tripod

    4. Re:whoever wrote the article is gay. by skinfitz · · Score: 3, Funny

      sleazebag elitists. nuff said.

      Speak for yourself, shorty.

    5. Re:whoever wrote the article is gay. by selsine · · Score: 1

      What does any of this have to do with the author's sexual orientation? Why use such an offensive and juvenile title?

    6. Re:whoever wrote the article is gay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes because fashion is _the_ standard for genetic viability and sustainability.

      example: queer eye for the straight guy

    7. Re:whoever wrote the article is gay. by MECC · · Score: 1

      "The logical outcome would be two sub-species, "gracile" and "robust" humans similar to the Eloi and Morlocks foretold by HG Wells in his 1895 novel The Time Machine."

      Umm... IIRC in the novel the morloks basically ran the planet and fed on the better-looking but helpless and dimwitted Eloi. So in the future the dimwitted underclass will end up running society and subjugating the better-looking upperclass?

      Actually, I feel much better now. Now, where are my made-from-real-swedes Swedish meatballs for lunch?

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    8. Re:whoever wrote the article is gay. by zarozarozaro · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't think this will ever happen, the rich love to fuck the poor.

    9. Re:whoever wrote the article is gay. by jc42 · · Score: 1

      So in the future the dimwitted underclass will end up running society and subjugating the better-looking upperclass?

      Actually, this has already happened numerous times in the past couple centuries. Look into the family histories of the rulers of the Ottoman, Russian and Chinese empires for instructive examples. And they're just the best-documented of all the cases known.

      The US is now on the familiar path to developing its small class of hereditary idiots who occupy the country's top offices. Stay tuned and see how it turns out.

      The British do seem to have figured it out, though. They've walled off their group of idiot rulers so they're merely entertaining, but no longer a danger to society, and nobody trying to replace them. The citizenry is probably a long way from thinking that their rulers would make better sausage.

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    10. Re:whoever wrote the article is gay. by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      Glad to know I suck at fashion.

    11. Re:whoever wrote the article is gay. by jdbear · · Score: 1

      actually, everybody loves to fuck the poor. The poor seem to enjoy fucking the rich, too. Everybody just loves to fuck!

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  93. Just two? Please... by osu-neko · · Score: 1

    Once we master genetic engineering, our species is going to split in at least a thousand different ways, and I'm probably being too conservative by several orders of magnitude. Eventually they'll be more species of humans than species of beetles.

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  94. Hey, I saw that movie too. by ce33na66 · · Score: 1

    It was called "The Time Machine", or something like it.

  95. What would Douglas Adams say? by FirstTimeCaller · · Score: 1
    humanity may split into two sub-species within the next 100,000 years. ... "underclass" humans who would have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures.

    Some would argue that this has already happened.

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  96. Too much time by CatConnoisseur · · Score: 1

    The human body will be obsolete well under 100,000 years. We'll be on to bigger and better things, no longer chained to mortal flesh and organs that can too easily break down.

  97. Bush Family Trees by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Informative

    George Bush Jr's grandfather Prescott Bush was a eugenicist, consistent with his work funding Hitler's Nazis. Prescott's law partner Tighe was the Connecticut (Bush family home state) director of the eugenics "Birth Control League". Prescott's boss Averell Harriman was one of the main promoters of American eugenics.

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    1. Re:Bush Family Trees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's turning over in his grave right now, Dubya is his biggest failure of inbred rich fucks. He's made a mess out of every endevour, ever since he stumbled drunk out of his high school commencement.

    2. Re:Bush Family Trees by Venik · · Score: 5, Funny

      Din't do a very good job, now did he? As they say, eugenics starts at home.

    3. Re:Bush Family Trees by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 5, Funny

      George Bush Jr's grandfather Prescott Bush ... Prescott's law partner Tighe ... Connecticut (Bush family home state) ... Prescott's boss Averell Harriman

      "I...am your father's...father's...law partner's...and home state's...and boss's...ad hominem."
      "So what does that make us?"
      "Absolutely nothing. Which is what your argument means!"

    4. Re:Bush Family Trees by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Informative

      In point of fact, I said nothing about George Bush Jr except that his grandfather was an asshole. And I backed up that attack on Grampa Prescott with facts. Prescott Bush isn't just some random person, he's the patriarch of Bush Jr's rich and powerful political family. When I replied to comment on the continuing status of the history of American eugenics in which Prescott Bush looms so large, of course it was worth mentioning that the eugenics patriarch is also the current president's patriarch.

      So your strawman argument, that I somehow made any "argument" about Bush Jr, let alone an "ad hominem" argument, is specious. Useless. "Absolutely nothing", it's sometimes called.

      Except commentary on Bush worshippers like you. So scared of your own shadow that you jump out of your skin when your worst fear, the skeletons in Bush Jr's closet, rattle you into defending from arguments that weren't even presented.

      Time to fall on your lightsaber.

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    5. Re:Bush Family Trees by operagost · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Planned Parenthood" was founded by Margaret Sanger, a eugenicist, and was part of that 20th century eugenics movement.

      Remember that next time you try to politicize good and evil.

      By the way: the President is not "George Bush, Jr." He is George Walker Bush. His father is George Herbert Walker Bush.
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    6. Re:Bush Family Trees by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I point out that Prescott Bush funded Nazis and eugenics, you post that link to an article that's part of the culture war recruiting black ministers (like the author) to wedge against feminsts and abortion rights, and I am "politicizing good and evil"?

      America was founded by slave owners. Today we don't have slavery. What kind of political power does Margaret Sanger's grandchildren have? None. The Bush family is a different story.

      FWIW, I'm don't have any respect for either Bush to respect their patrician clannish "christian names" difference. The old one is Sr, and the stupid one is Jr. Sue me.

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    7. Re:Bush Family Trees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cod Ybur, I have a new word for you 'Enthymeme'. Look it up.... Your earlier post is simply stated. Prescot Bush was a racist bigot. (Therefore GWBJr is a racist bigot.) The argument and conclusion were there. Nice of you to employ a mode of argument used often by the current administration.

    8. Re:Bush Family Trees by operagost · · Score: 1
      The Bush family is a different story.
      Because W clearly must be following in his grandfather's footsteps? I don't follow your logic.
      FWIW, I'm don't have any respect for either Bush to respect their patrician clannish "christian names" difference.
      It has nothing to do with respect ("clannish"?) and everything to do with simple semantics. If Hillary Clinton were elected president, would I start calling Bill the First Lady because I don't respect him? Well, maybe I would!
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    9. Re:Bush Family Trees by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      When I replied to comment on the continuing status of the history of American eugenics in which Prescott Bush looms so large, of course it was worth mentioning that the eugenics patriarch is also the current president's patriarch.

      Why? For sheer curiosity, or because you were trying to insinuate something about the current president?

      Except commentary on Bush worshippers like you

      Why do you say that I'm a Bush worshipper? Did you Facebook me and see me mention that I was Christian, and jump to closed-minded conclusions? Or did you look at my comment history where I declaimed the actions of my government and misunderstand the word "worshipper"? Or did you do neither, thinking that anyone who knocks down a logical fallacy of yours must be partisan to the other side?

      For the record, I believe the current president has done an absolutely immoral job with handling his responsibilities, wasted American money on personal power grabs, probably was not legally elected, etc.

      your worst fear

      is that thanks to Bush's mishandling of our country's security, the draft will become necessary in a few years (even if he has left office by then).

      the skeletons in Bush Jr's closet

      So you admit it. You wouldn't care about Prescott Bush except that he's convenient defamation for George Bush, Jr. I for one believe that the misdeeds of Bush in office are more than sufficient to condemn him, without resorting to digging up dirt about his family.

    10. Re:Bush Family Trees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! You are Dumb. HAHAHA.

    11. Re:Bush Family Trees by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Strawman. I said nothing about Bush Jr, except that his grandfather was a bigot (and a Nazi collaborator), to show just how much a part of America's exclusive power systems is racism. There was no therefore anywhere, except in your inference.

      Thanks for the chance to say something new, like "George Bush doesn't care about Black people."

      Anonymous Bush worshipper racist Coward.

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    12. Re:Bush Family Trees by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1, Informative

      Bush's father was a president, his grandfather (in question) was a Connecticut senator. The handing down power within a dynasty certainly makes the extreme anti-American actions of the patriarch notable in the history of the current president. But more relevant to the context in which I replied (another poster reminding readers that eugenics has a long history in America) is that the old racist Prescott managed to get his son into Congress and the White House, and his grandson into a governorship and the presidency, too.

      I say you're a Bush worshipper because you invented an "argument" that you said I was making about Bush Jr, when I mentioned him for context. You can take all the inferences you want about any Bush Jr racism - I certainly do - but there's no implication in my words. Your jumping to defend Bush Jr from a nonexistent argument speaks of an irrational defensiveness about Bush Jr. That's what worship is like, despite your protestations about your disapproval of him. Don't flatter yourself into thinking I looked up some Facebook profile, or care about whether you're a "Christian". Though people as insecure as you are about your Christianity have a conflicted relationship to worship, government, and their combination.

      So I admit that your kind mixed messages about Bush is confusing. And that you're confused about the source of your ideas about how Prescott Bush reflects on George Jr. Pointing out the big part his family has played in American racism isn't so much "digging up dirt" as it is telling the truth. Like "George Bush doesn't care about Black people". He doesn't care about White people who don't vote for him, either. And apparently, according to new stories, he doesn't care about White Christians like you, either, even when they do vote for him. So get straight about Bush, and stop defending him from arguments that you have in your mind at least as much as I have in mine.

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    13. Re:Bush Family Trees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, just because I'm Christian does not mean I support GWB. Please, do not start the whole name calling game.

    14. Re:Bush Family Trees by thedbp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Christianity is stupid. Give up.

    15. Re:Bush Family Trees by gangien · · Score: 1

      Doc Ruby is a troll, feel free to ignore him. The only annoying this is, he get's modded up for posting half thought posts.

    16. Re:Bush Family Trees by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 2, Funny

      By the way: the President is not "George Bush, Jr." He is George Walker Bush. His father is George Herbert Walker Bush.

      Ye what!? Grandpa Bush was a Dune fan? Next thing you're gonna tell me G.W. is Baron Harkonnen denying the Fremen their hajj and hordes of desert-dwelling bearded men will use the natural resource found in their sands as leverage.

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    17. Re:Bush Family Trees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "George Bush Jr's grandfather Prescott Bush was a eugenicist......" And JFK's father profited from rum-runner during prohibition, So What??? There is, more than likely, alot of things past generations of your family did that you would probably not condone today. Leave politics aside and think about basing your opinions of individuals solely on their own actions.

    18. Re:Bush Family Trees by marvinglenn · · Score: 1

      George Bush Jr's grandfather Prescott Bush was a eugenicist,[...]

      And (formally vice President) Al Gore's father, Al Gore Sr., was against the civil rights act of 1964 and tried various congressional tricks to cripple it. (Google for Al Gore Sr and civil rights act)

      Let's not attribute guilt upon someone for something a relative of theirs did. If you do that, you might as well believe in Original Sin where we're guilty for what Adam and Eve did. Given enough data, I'll get all of you condemned to death for evils your ancestors commited, myself included.

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    19. Re:Bush Family Trees by Harin_Teb · · Score: 1

      How exactly is that "insightful"?

      -1 Troll

    20. Re:Bush Family Trees by Abcd1234 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No kidding. Everyone knows Christianity is stupid. ;)

    21. Re:Bush Family Trees by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Well, apparently someone has no sense of humour...

    22. Re:Bush Family Trees by Harin_Teb · · Score: 1

      Wasn't me. I usually intepret ";)" as a joke, but hey I don't have mod points anyway or I would have just modded down grandparent.

    23. Re:Bush Family Trees by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Anonymous political hack Coward, leave politics aside when judging George Bush? Karl Rove, is that you?

      "George Bush doesn't care about Black people." - sound familiar?

      JFK's father running illegal drugs with the mob is certainly important when judging JFK's life - and death, by the mob (and the CIA, and George Bush Sr, but not for "eugenics").

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    24. Re:Bush Family Trees by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I didn't attribute anything to George Bush Jr except an asshole grandfather. But now that you mention it, "George Bush doesn't care about Black people" sure sounds familiar, doesn't it?

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    25. Re:Bush Family Trees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid is as stupid does (like making such a stupid statement for example).

    26. Re:Bush Family Trees by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      The handing down power within a dynasty certainly makes the extreme anti-American actions of the patriarch notable in the history of the current president.

      So you're still not committed on the issue - if I say you were attacking George Bush, you say you weren't, and if I ask why you mentioned him, you say you were attacking him.

      I mentioned him for context.

      See, you switched positions again. Did you say "grandfather of the current president" just to mention who he was or because you wanted to imply something about George Bush?

      Your jumping to defend Bush Jr from a nonexistent argument speaks of an irrational defensiveness about Bush Jr.

      If you said that Osama bin Laden's mother ate babies, I'd tell you that's an irrelevant argument. Does that mean that I think Osama bin Laden is a good man, or that I'm a "worshipper" of him? No, it means I don't think criticizing his mother is either a logically sound way of criticizing him, nor that it's needed to say that bin Laden is an evil man.

      Besides, you didn't even have an argument about "Bush Jr", if I read you right. You had an argument about Prescott Bush. I agree with that. Prescott Bush's eugenics reflect badly on Prescott Bush. Not on George Bush.

      I have an irrational defensiveness about stupid arguments. I could care less if Prescott the Clown was a eugenicist and the grandfather of Bozo the Clown.

      It seems you have an irrational offensiveness about Bush. I simply said, that argument makes no sense. I did not say, Bush is a great man. I did not say, stop attacking Bush. I all but implied, certainly you can find a better way to attack him.

      Don't flatter yourself into thinking I looked up some Facebook profile, or care about whether you're a "Christian".

      That's what I suspected. You jumped to a conclusion about my entire political view and personality based on one humorous retort.

      Though people as insecure as you are about your Christianity have a conflicted relationship to worship, government, and their combination.

      Where did I say or imply I'm insecure about my Christianity? I mentioned it because I had no idea how you got the idea I was a Bush-worshipper, and many Bush-bashers have the mistaken idea that all Christians support Bush.

      Pointing out the big part his family has played in American racism isn't so much "digging up dirt" as it is telling the truth.

      False dichotomy. The truth is not always relevant. I'm sure you had some evil ancestors within the past few generations - does that mean anything about you? Did you choose your ancestors or their evil deeds?

      he doesn't care about White Christians like you

      I'm not White, you insensitive clod.

      stop defending him from arguments

      I am not defending Bush. Bush is an evil, evil man. I just don't think that your insinuations about him were meaningful in the least. You are the equivalent of the Christian fundamentalists - your position has merits but your specific beliefs about it and your approach of convincing others will win absolutely no followers.

      I'm still surprised you're so offended about a humorous post.

    27. Re:Bush Family Trees by thedbp · · Score: 1

      Because monotheism, or theism in general, or any -ism for that matter, is divisive, self-important, and exclusionary by design.

      Therefore it impedes progress.

      Therefore it is stupid.

      Oh, and its a Negativland reference anyway. Sorry you didn't get it.

    28. Re:Bush Family Trees by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1
      Time to fall on your lightsaber.
      "In earlier civilized cultures, people who failed as entirely as you did would fall on their own swords."
      "Well, I forgot to bring my sword."
      "I didn't."
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    29. Re:Bush Family Trees by thedbp · · Score: 1

      Awesome reference dude.

    30. Re:Bush Family Trees by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      I said nothing about Bush Jr, except that his grandfather was a bigot (and a Nazi collaborator),

      You mean like the patriach of the other american political dynasty, Joseph Kennedy?

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    31. Re:Bush Family Trees by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Maybe. But the similarity mainly ends there. Besides, what kind of "political dynasty" has a senator beget a president and attorney general, both assassinated? The kind of dynasty that the Bush dynasty has assassinated, of course. Partly because the Kennedy "dynasty" was doing too much to destroy racism and integrate America.

      Besides, "George Bush doesn't care about Black people."

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    32. Re:Bush Family Trees by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      what kind of "political dynasty" has a senator beget a president and attorney general, both assassinated?
      Well there's the senior senator from Mass. And before they started dropping like flies, the Kennedy name and "Camelot" had a large amount of pull. Btw Kanye West doesn't like poor white folk.

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  98. Speaking of squat, goblin-like people... by DirtBag99 · · Score: 1

    How would the article explain the success of Steve Ballmer??? :-o

  99. Split in evolution is not gonna happen by eebra82 · · Score: 1

    I'm sure he's got a point to prove it somehow, but even if it's true, it's not going to happen. We're only decades away from engineering our own children and it's gonna come sooner or later, whether we want it or not. It's a big what-if today, but a lot of things can happen in a thousand years. Opinions change all the time and the temptation of creating the perfect child is not going anywhere.

    Secondly, communications have helped us making the world just a little bit smaller. Obviously, black people can now impregnate a white woman, or a Swedish guy impregnating an Asian female. Races have become mixed now that our neighbors can be of the same race or something totally different. Point is, we're setting our differences aside and see that we're all of the same kind. No matter if you're tall, short, bald, hairy, black, white, asian, ugly or beautiful, there's always someone tall, bald and ugly black guy mating with a short, hairy, white and beautiful woman (no pun intended).

    Flame me if you want, but if anyone can prove me wrong on this one, I'd welcome all kinds of opinions, because this is a very interesting subject indeed!

    1. Re:Split in evolution is not gonna happen by Kunai09 · · Score: 1

      well, when we do end up engineering our children, it will still seperate into 2 subgroups, engineered or regular. this is because not everyone will be able to afford to genetically modify their children because it is too expensive for them, and the gen-engineered ones will be born to the wealthy class of the world and will continue to reproduce with other gen-engineered people of the wealthy class, thus crearing 2 different groups.

    2. Re:Split in evolution is not gonna happen by eebra82 · · Score: 1

      Well, that would not happen because of mother nature, but because we engineered it ourselves. I'm trying to prove that the scientist is wrong; he claims this will happen from natural selection.

  100. On a serious note, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The sort of evolution mentioned in the header article starting this discussion is possible only in a caste system like that in India.

    In the "modern" system in the USA, economics imposes a different sort of evolution. As people become richer, they have fewer children. As people become poorer, they have more children. Those with the wits to become rich essentially become extinct, leaving a nation of teaming poor people.

    In short, the socio-economics of free markets kills of the smart people by voluntary extinction.

    1. Re:On a serious note, .... by alcmaeon · · Score: 1

      The sort of evolution mentioned in the header article starting this discussion is possible only in a caste system like that in India. In the "modern" system in the USA,...

      And its a shame the the world doesn't equal the USA, like all us Americans think. But, since it doesn't, we might want to think of all the "underdeveloped" parts of the world and wonder if this thesis doesn't have something going for it, other than the fact that it was an idea stolen from H.G. Wells.

    2. Re:On a serious note, .... by WhiplashII · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And more to the point, what is the evolutionary pressure? If everyone lives, then evolution stops. Evolution is a bunch of pointless changes that suddenly become important when the environment changes, wiping out everyone without the change. What you should expect from "evolution" without any "weeding out" is extreme divergence from the mean, but not much change to the mean. So you wouldn't have 2 races, you'd have 5 billion - and we would still mostly humans...

      Really, who is this guy?

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    3. Re:On a serious note, .... by Onan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, the one solid predictor of reproductive tendency (in all cultures, so far as I know) is education. More educated people are less likely to have children, less educated more likely. Of course education and affluence have a strong correlation. But when they diverge, reproductive tendency follows the schooling, not the money.

      Education is not a genetically-passed trait. So while this has interesting implications for societies, it will have little or no effect on species.

    4. Re:On a serious note, .... by Indras · · Score: 1

      And more to the point, what is the evolutionary pressure? If everyone lives, then evolution stops. Evolution is a bunch of pointless changes that suddenly become important when the environment changes, wiping out everyone without the change.

      Not true, if a set portion of the population suddenly stops reproducing, it is, to evolution, no different than if that same portion is wiped out by an environmental change or disease. Likewise, if one portion of the population reproduces less than another, it has the same effect, but on a smaller scale.

      Evolution is not about massive shifts in genetics within a single generation. That's more like the creationist's idea of evolution: "No monkey ever went to bed one day and woke up as a human being." Evolution is small, slow drifts that eventually add up to big changes over a large period of time.

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    5. Re:On a serious note, .... by Simonetta · · Score: 5, Interesting

      As people become richer, they have fewer children. As people become poorer, they have more children.

          The rich people are much more selective about the number of children that they have. They are willing and able to invest more into each child that they produce.

          The poor have always had many children. For one thing, they don't have the access to birth control that allows the rich and middle classes to have unlimited sex (without barrier-style birth control methods like condoms, crevical caps, and diaphrams) without pregnancies. Two, historically about half of the children of the poor die before productive maturity in mid adult years. And, three, the poor have been indoctrinated by culture and religion to have as many babies as possible.

          It has only been in the recent historical era, about the past hundred years, that most of the children that the poor have reach 'productive maturity'. By that I mean not only adulthood, but also get past the self-destructive cultural brainwashing like military 'service', reckless driving, and binge intoxications that kills so many young males.

          This present era with so much population growth is directly dependent and resultant from massive amounts of cheap energy, primarily oil. As we pass through Peak Oil, when half of all the oil on Earth has been found, refined, and burned, we will find that it is increasingly difficult to keep the poor people alive and well, regardless of how much they breed. As the oil era passes and the price of oil climbs each year, more and more of the poor sections of the Earth will become like present-day Palestine. That is hopelessly overcrowded; with no resources or solid government; endlessly locked in a civil war that prevents the economic growth needed to sustain its population.

          The rich are not engaged in an unforseen policy of extinction, they are enacting an understood but unspoken policy of population sustainablility at lower levels than at the present. It is the poor that are breeding themselves into unsustainable levels. Levels that will inevitably result in a massive 'die-off' in the not-too-distant future.

    6. Re:On a serious note, .... by agent0range_ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Education is not a genetically-passed trait

      True, but isn't intelligence a genetically-passed trait? Having access to eduaction has nothing to do with the intelligence of the person or their parents.

      On a serious note, Curry hasn't said anything that hasn't been proposed before by science fiction authors like Aldus Huxley or Issac Asimov. The future division and mutation of our species is something worth considering unless you subscribe to the theory that man kind was created in some magical and purposeful way, complete with all the creatures in their current (and permenant) form.

      Assuming the species survives another ten thousand years, I hope there are a lot of tall, slim, intelligent, and creative boys and girls with green eyes ;)

    7. Re:On a serious note, .... by dalutong · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Evolution isn't just about surviving -- it is also about who mates with who. If the smart people stop reproducing with the short people, then the divergence will still happen.

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    8. Re:On a serious note, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well aren't you Sussy Sunshine.

    9. Re:On a serious note, .... by TimedArt · · Score: 0

      Basically you've stated that because the less wealthy tend to multiply more, and the rich will stop breeding and become extinct. I don't know the amount of history you're familiar with, but the rich are not going away that easily. Believe it or not they still do have children.

    10. Re:On a serious note, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, but where they don't diverge (which you've established as the norm) it is worthy of note that "large families -- in the suburbs, at least -- are a new status symbol." See http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15187040/

    11. Re:On a serious note, .... by earthbound+kid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Historically, as soon as an area created a culture or civilization worth talking about a great religion sprang up and encouraged the smartest people to become celibate monks or priests. In the West, the Christians told smart people to become priests and monks and fornicate not, and likewise in the East, India was (and still is) covered in celibate holymen of various stripes. Nevertheless, no one would argue that the Europe, India, and China are any dumber than the other areas of the earth where these kinds of practices didn't exist in the past. I think the whole issue is overblown.

    12. Re:On a serious note, .... by laejoh · · Score: 5, Funny

      For one thing, they don't have the access to birth control that allows the rich and middle classes to have unlimited sex (without barrier-style birth control methods like condoms, crevical caps, and diaphrams) without pregnancies.

      What's this unlimited sex you're talking about?

    13. Re:On a serious note, .... by nut · · Score: 1

      And the study you cite to support this blanket statement is... ?

      The vast diversity of life in the world today suggests that divergent evolution is the norm. The concept of Sympatric speciation has some empirical evidence to support it in species without caste systems.

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    14. Re:On a serious note, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit we have already split!

      just look here: http://www.penninkilampi.net/henry/image/DubyaMiss ingLink.jpeg

    15. Re:On a serious note, .... by constantnormal · · Score: 1
      So while this has interesting implications for societies, it will have little or no effect on species.

      We are already seeing this, as the societies of the well-educated are rapidly becoming such that education is a needless waste of energy, as the social groups perform everything that individuals did previously. Name some essential item in Western society for which an individual exists who is able to construct one, unaided, from the raw materials.

      Cars? Semiconductor fabs? Electric power generation equipment? Paper? Pharmaceutical production facilities? Fast food? -- all of these are the result of vast organizations with complex supply chains, manufacturing and distribution systems.
      No individual could produce any of them.

      If modern society were to fail tomorrow, western civilization would fall a *very* long way before beginning the tiresome climb back up the technology curve (assuming that humankind would not be extinguished in the fall back to simpler times).

      Educated individuals have been obsoleted (except for a very tiny minority who work as components of the societal infrastructure to move it forward), by a society that operates of its own accord. In a few years, when automation begins to make serious headway in eliminating error-prone human decision-making, the remaining human thinkers will settle back to drool in front of their ginormous HDTVs, savoring the then-equivalent of today's America's Got Talent! -- or American Idol, or whatever sports extravaganza is being telecast as pablum for the masses.

      All the off-shoring that is taking place today is merely an interim state until those nations are uplifted to the high ideals of Western Civilization.

      At that point, Humanity will settle back into collective senility. No frontiers, no need for humans. We will have arrived at our destination.

      And it's not going to take a hundred thousand years to get there.

    16. Re:On a serious note, .... by kaysan · · Score: 0
      ya! and what's more. for every 2 years of education, a woman is likely to have one child less over the course of her life, so getting smart is really dumb!



      ?


      Departing from evolutionary logic presented in this article, my best bet for human evolution is a slight mutation which makes bones stronger and bigger, so better to carry the bulk of fastfood consumed.. homo sapiens extra lard

    17. Re:On a serious note, .... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1
      As we pass through Peak Oil, when half of all the oil on Earth has been found, refined, and burned, we will find that it is increasingly difficult to keep the poor people alive and well, regardless of how much they breed.
      You make an assumption here; that is, the reason for increased human lifespan can be traced back to cheap energy in the form of oil. This is simply not the case. The reason for increased lifespans, and massive population growth, has and always will be the industrial revolution. Our capacity to produce essential consumables must be a hundredfold that of our pre-industrial societies. Even if the oil runs out, we still have multiple sources of energy to keep our industries functioning.
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    18. Re:On a serious note, .... by Salsaman · · Score: 1

      What if you are smart and short, like me ?

      Your theory breaks down right there.

    19. Re:On a serious note, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      he rich are not engaged in an unforseen policy of extinction, they are enacting an understood but unspoken policy of population sustainablility at lower levels than at the present. It is the poor that are breeding themselves into unsustainable levels.
      Rubbish, the rich are simply engaged in a widely spoken policy of "I can't have a baby now, I'm having too much fun with my career".
    20. Re:On a serious note, .... by ErroneousBee · · Score: 2, Funny
      Evolution is not about massive shifts in genetics within a single generation.

      It can be, just look at Downs Syndrome or dwarfism or albinism to see how much a simple genetic change can cause quite large body morphisms. Imagine if some unfortunate had all 3 plus excessive hairyness. They'd look like me.

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    21. Re:On a serious note, .... by jawtheshark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, another married slashdotter....

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    22. Re:On a serious note, .... by TobascoKid · · Score: 1

      Simple, you're an evolutionary dead end :-)

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    23. Re:On a serious note, .... by AGMW · · Score: 4, Insightful
      And its a shame the the world doesn't equal the USA ..."

      Not wanting to contradict you there friend, but no, it isn't a shame that the World doesn't equal the USA. The US has it's plus points (for example, I love your steak and oversized portions) but it sure as hell ain't perfect.

      It's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

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    24. Re:On a serious note, .... by ShadowBot · · Score: 1

      One variable you've eft out is that the children of the poor people tend to have a higher mortality rate than those of the rich.

      So what we are actually seeing are two different kind of survival techniques often seen in nature.

      1. Have lots of chldren you can't take care of in the hope that a few survive (as seen in frogs and many fish who can lay millions of eggs most of which will never reach maturity)
      2. Have a few children and do everything in your power to their survival (Many birds do this, keeping only a few chicks in the nest until they are strong enough to start flying and feeding on thier own).

      The interesting thing about both these methods is that they tend to keep the population ratios constant, with the bigger populations closer to the bottom of the food chain, which would tend to match what you see in human society (Afterall, every CEO needs to have an army of cleaners, mailboys, security guards etc. to keep his finely oiled company running).

      Hey I'm not saying it's a nice thought, but which part of evolution (or ecology) actually is?

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    25. Re:On a serious note, .... by AGMW · · Score: 1
      And more to the point, what is the evolutionary pressure?

      The pressure can be a number of things, for example, in the early part of the last century, certainly in the UK, being flat footed was a survival characteristic. This was because the armed forces didn't take people with flat feet, so a lot of young males with perfect feet were shipped off to war and were killed. There is a marked increase in the number of people in the UK who now have flat feet.

      If you look at the local housing estates in the UK you will see the numbers of low (or at least lower) income families, often under-educated, having more children than the high (or higher) income, more often better educated, groups living in the "yuppie prisons". This means the average IQ in the UK is probably falling. I'm not saying the poor people are stupid, but that they usually don't get the benefit from intelligence and therefore being agressive is more likely to get you a mate than being clever. There is already the split, it's just that it's not yet quite so obvious (apart from the chavvy clothes choice, obviously!).

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    26. Re:On a serious note, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ever notice how welfare pays poor people more based on the number of children they have? you get $x per ever child

    27. Re:On a serious note, .... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      If modern society were to fail tomorrow, western civilization would fall a *very* long way before beginning the tiresome climb back up the technology curve

      I think you are wrong about this. Pretty much everywhere you look the humans around you know how to do a lot ofthings. I am sure that if I surveyed the 400 or so people who my street I would find people with working knowledge in practically any field (medicine, engineering, biology, agriculture, etc).

      Even if your society is cut down to a few thousand adults you should have enough depth in your knowledge base to get things back on track fairly quickly.

      This idea was pushed by George Turner in his book Beloved Son which is set in a post holocaust world.

    28. Re:On a serious note, .... by db32 · · Score: 1

      You are correct about the wealthy having fewer children, as many developed nations are actually slipping into declining populations because of this problem. However, you are absolutely wrong about the US having this problem, the US has an incredibly high population growth rate for a developed nation, in fact I believe the US has the HIGHEST growth rate of all developed nations.

      I am forced to wonder how much of a conservative you are because you also equate wealth to intelligence, and if you haven't noticed..Paris Hilton and a GREAT number of the richest folks in the US are a FAR cry from being the most intelligent. You also assume that everyone that is intelligent WANTS to be rich, which is not the case. Greed and Gluttony are not related to intelligence in any meaninful fashion.

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    29. Re:On a serious note, .... by Yorrike · · Score: 0

      The examples you give are not a massive genetic shifts, they're an expressive of recessive genes present in the population already.

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    30. Re:On a serious note, .... by phozz+bare · · Score: 2, Informative
      more and more of the poor sections of the Earth will become like present-day Palestine

      Exactly which part of present-day Palestine are you talking about? Israel? Gaza? The West Bank? I assume you speak of the Palestinian territories.. Have you ever been there? I think you'd be surprised at the fairly high standards of living in, say, Ramallah, Nablus or even Jenin. People have homes with running water and electricity. There are no people living in tents on the streets (as opposed to, say, India - see discussion above). The situation in Gaza may not be amazing, but this is because the leadership is devoting all its resources into developing an army capable of fighting Israel, rather than improving living standards for its civilians. It's just a question of priorities.

      Sorry to be changing the subject, but I really don't get why of all choices you had to use Palestine as an example of a really hopeless and terrible place.

    31. Re:On a serious note, .... by zarlino · · Score: 1

      Simonetta, you're missing something important here: What makes rich countries rich? Money is just a number, the real value is in productive work. the "poor sections of the Earth" are those able to work and produce. They will only have to gain if they don't have to give back the bigger slice to foreign investors.

      Btw nice name, same as my mother :)

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    32. Re:On a serious note, .... by dalutong · · Score: 1

      My only point was to refute the GP's argument that it was about productivity. If it was, there would be no ethnic groups. So tall/short, smart/dumb variables could be like people's ethnic preferences.

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    33. Re:On a serious note, .... by j0e_average · · Score: 1
      Speaking in evolutionary terms, doesn't the survival rate of a species increase with rapid, frequent, and earlier reproduction?

      In a massive die-off, it will be the offspring of the poor who are better suited for survival. They have a more diverse gene pool, and they have sheer volume on thier side.

      That's the way it would work in the animal world, at least...I know humans can [somewhat] alter the dynamics of survival of the fittest, but in a true die-off scenerio, would wealth/power/access to healthcare be enough? The influenza epidemic of 1917 comes to mind.

    34. Re:On a serious note, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What absolute rot!! Poor people can go down to family planning and get free condom - if they could get off their pizza-filled, beer-fuelled, cigarette-smelling arses.

    35. Re:On a serious note, .... by amazon10x · · Score: 1
      kills of the smart people
      I guess you don't have much to worry about, then...
    36. Re:On a serious note, .... by cshark · · Score: 1

      Reminds me a lot of the sort of world Hitler and Gerbils were proposing. Just goes to show, Eugenics is not dead, it's just funnier these days.

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    37. Re:On a serious note, .... by Chrononium · · Score: 2, Informative

      So by "population sustainability," you mean not sustainable at all? Sustainable would be replacement rate, but that ain't the case. The rich and/or educated generally don't have enough children to replace themselves. There's no overpopulation thing going on there and if you look at especially decadent places like Europe or the United States, immigration is the only source of population growth. Our social security models in the West are based on the idea that there are more young than old, more workers than retirees -- what are we going to do when the situation is reversed? Nothing, I contend. We'll just invite more immigrants from the comfort of our old-age homes.

      Like other posters have noted, the last few hundred years have seen a population explosion because of the industrial revolution, not because of cheap oil. And as for your estimate that in the last hundred years, the poor have gotten past "cultural brainwashing like military 'service', ...", it seems to only point to your ignorance of history: remember the three major wars of the twentieth century? Ya know, the ones which killed millions upon millions of people, displaced millions more, and crafted the world political landscape where there is a sole superpower? Throughout all of that crap, only the poor survived; don't overestimate your own survival chances when history bears witness to the fact that the poor own the world and the rest of us just live here.

    38. Re:On a serious note, .... by cb0nd · · Score: 0, Redundant

      While it was very clear that the GP was being sarcastic, I do have the same opinion that the US is not the perfect place.

    39. Re:On a serious note, .... by saider · · Score: 1

      "In short, the socio-economics of free markets kills of the smart people by voluntary extinction."

      No, you just have 100 poor people for every rich person. After all, the rich person needs someone to do his work while he collects the money. Numbers alone do not equal success. The rich will occupy a niche environment.

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    40. Re:On a serious note, .... by kalirion · · Score: 1

      You forgot the part about the smart people settling a few planets and having intimate relations with robots.

    41. Re:On a serious note, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those with the wits to become rich essentially become extinct,

      Finally a plausible explanation for the extinction of the dinosaurs!

    42. Re:On a serious note, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

      Dude, I live here.... Can I come visit you?

    43. Re:On a serious note, .... by DrDitto · · Score: 1

      It's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

      The U.S. is the only 1st-world country with a growing population. It may not be the best 1st-world country to live in, but it is still the land of opportunity for those not living in 1st-world countries. Population growth could very well bail us out of the economic disaster caused by retiring baby-boomers.

    44. Re:On a serious note, .... by uniqueSnowflake2 · · Score: 0

      As a married slashdotter...what is this unlimited sex you speak of?

    45. Re:On a serious note, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cyril Kornbluth (The Marching Morons) called. He wants his insight back.

    46. Re:On a serious note, .... by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      I see your point about sterile (or almost sterile, reproducing at below replacement) beings leaving the evolutionary chain, but how do you get rid of all the halfway beings without an external event?

      To use your example, a monkey went to bed next to an almost monkey - why did only one wake up?

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    47. Re:On a serious note, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the majority of that population growth is immigration

    48. Re:On a serious note, .... by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      *Sigh* That was exactly my point...

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    49. Re:On a serious note, .... by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1
      The U.S. is the only 1st-world country with a growing population.
      Ah. France is no longer in the 1st world?

      From http://www.insee.fr/en/ffc/pop_age4.htm:

      In 2005, 807,400 births and 537,300 deaths were registered in metropolitan France and the overseas departments. The natural growth thus rose to 270,100 people. The migratory balance is estimated to be 97,500 people. Overall, the population has thus increased by 367,600 people in one year.

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    50. Re:On a serious note, .... by DrDitto · · Score: 1

      What is the % in population growth? Will population growth in France cover your aging workforce? Europe is very concerned about an aging workforce and economic disaster because of it.

    51. Re:On a serious note, .... by Skreems · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to you, but the US only has positive population growth because of immigration...

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    52. Re:On a serious note, .... by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      Maslow's pyramid theorizes that after our baser needs are met, we'll move on to more and more ethereal wants. Something like slave-powered aristocracies would probably occur if we managed to automate the bulk of our economy.

      Some will "kill" themselves with hedonism, either through wasting themselves into brainless meat, or physically killing themselves through unhealthy lifestyles or risky hobbies looking for cheap thrills. But others will use their time freed from the grind of working to obtain possessions and find themselves wanting to acquire non-physical goods.

      Like personal fulfillment and achievement via the arts or scientific pursuits. It'd be damned hard for Leonardo to do the work he did if he also had a 9-5 job down by the steam mill. But since there were rich men who had poor men doing all the production to keep them rich, those rich guys could afford to pass on that wealth to support Leonardo's works, freeing him from having to provide for himself.

      Much like today's society, there's a range of people and personalities. Some would take riches and veg out. Some would take riches and /find/ work because they want accomplishments. Since money is the highest accomplishment for most people, once those people have it, they'll go finding new pursuits to accomplish.

      But y'know, a distopia where automatons provide everything for you, allowing you to self-destruct with hedonism...I wouldn't really mind that distopia.

    53. Re:On a serious note, .... by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      Er, steel mill. Heh, just replace it with any kind of menial work.

    54. Re:On a serious note, .... by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      In 2005 "natural increase" (i.e. growth due to births > deaths, not counting immigration) was +247 400 (provisional figures) with a population of 60 873 484, i.e. around +4.1 per 1000. (Imigration was around +95 000).

      The population is getting older, but then again with around 10% unemployment at the moment there's still a lot of slack.

      France has the 2nd highest birthrate in Europe, behind Ireland.

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    55. Re:On a serious note, .... by DrDitto · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to you, but population growth through immigration is fricking obvious. It will sustain our social programs of the future. The population of Europe is aging. Your social programs will be unsustainable without more babies or more immigrants.

    56. Re:On a serious note, .... by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You make an assumption here; that is, the reason for increased human lifespan can be traced back to cheap energy in the form of oil. This is simply not the case. The reason for increased lifespans, and massive population growth, has and always will be the industrial revolution.
      And the industrial revolution was built on engines. Steam engines at first, because that was what they could make. Now, modern industrial economies require oil and electricity. Modern, industrial agriculture certainly requires significant amounts of oil and Natural Gas (as a feedstock for fertilizers and pesticides). Without modern industrial agriculture, lifespans would be significantly reduced.

      When the oil becomes expensive, food will become expensive. And then what will the poor eat?
    57. Re:On a serious note, .... by PMuse · · Score: 1

      Questions will determine the future characteristics of humans:
      (1) Are there groups with different characteristics that are not interbreeding?
      (2) If so, which of those groups is breeding faster?

      It is of no relevance what characteristics people think they want in a perfect mate -- unless those desired mates are producing lots of children. Any small group of "desireable" individuals is unimportant unless they are breeding quickly.

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    58. Re:On a serious note, .... by Damek · · Score: 1
      Having access to eduaction has nothing to do with the intelligence of the person or their parents.


      There you are. You said it yourself. The thing is, choosing few-to-no children follows education not intelligence. Just because someone does or does not have access to education says little, if anything, about their intelligence. So well-schooled humans choosing not to reproduce is not going to lower (or raise) the overall intelligence capacity of the species.
    59. Re:On a serious note, .... by lbmouse · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think in the US the evolutionary divide will be between the red and blue states.

    60. Re:On a serious note, .... by treeves · · Score: 1

      But the GP really need to limit his/her (?ha!) remark to the US. Generally, throughout the whole world, more affluent countries have birthrates below replacement levels while poorer countries do not.

      And it doesn't matter whether the population growth comes from immigration or birth as long as young people are replacing older workers. They are in the US. I don't know about Europe but unemployment levels are higher there so things are not as simple.

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    61. Re:On a serious note, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...I wouldn't want to live there
      ...because you're an idiot?
    62. Re:On a serious note, .... by treeves · · Score: 1

      Of course, that should have been "...the GP didn't really need to limit..."

      Preview really works better if you take the time to read what you wrote before clicking Submit!

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    63. Re:On a serious note, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all rich people lower their offspring output. We have a certain category of individuals known as "professional athletes" who seem hell-bent on bucking the inverse relationship between wealth and children.

    64. Re:On a serious note, .... by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      I can easily see people with money to invest investing in genetic enhancements that will stay in the family tree forever. That is a nobrainer. The real problem isn't even that educated people have fewer kids. Rich and/or educated men have always been able to father more than enough kids, assuming they weren't picky when choosing a mate. It is the educated women who are the problem. This study is about the benefits of educating the girls in poor countries, but a similar phenomenon is happening at the other end of the economic spectrum.

      No matter how helpful the father is with childcare, that nine month pregancy, followed up with a year of breastfeeding can really impact on the job performance of a fulltime professional. After that, someone must watch the kids, who do much better when raised by adults, male or female, who are as smart as they are. These people do not work for minimum wage at the local childcare center. So smart, rich kids are very expensive and society can only afford so many of them. Now that smart girls are less likely to go into teaching, employers (and employees, too, but I think they already are) must work very hard at figuring out how to squeeze parenting and professional level employment into one life. The obvious solution to the pregancy problem is surrogate mothering, something that is happening more and more, especially in countries with different moral standards than the USA (where it is done for infertility, not for convenience). Or, if we want to completely change the world for women and their employers, not to mention the kids, bring on Aldous Huxley's Bottle Babies.

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    65. Re:On a serious note, .... by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      Sounds like Nazi propaganda!

      Der Ubermenchen or Untermenchen, I thought we fought a war against that sort of thinking, and won!

      I think anybody that professes to embrace that sort of thing needs to have their ass kicked.

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    66. Re:On a serious note, .... by falloutvictim · · Score: 1

      There are assumptions you are making that are not true. 1. Smart does not equal Wealthy 2. Statistically there is a rise in "smart" people's offspring. Speaking on behalf of smart people in "modern" America, I see very few really intelligent people anywhere. Whether they're rich or poor makes no difference. If a split were to occur, it would be between the truly intelligent and the vastly moronic and would only involve socio-economic disparity coincidentally.

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    67. Re:On a serious note, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Der Ubermenchen or Untermenchen, I thought we fought a war against that sort of thinking, and won!

      You're mistaken. The Allied powers in the Second World War overthrew the murderous and anti-democratic regimes that made up the Axis powers, establishing democracy in their place (apart from the former DDR until 1990). Ideas, however, are either correct or incorrect, and this reality cannot be changed through the use of violence.

      If the Nazi idea that modern civilisation is having a dysgenic effect on the population is correct, then it's correct, and the fact that the Nazi regime was overthrown for its evil acts (invading its neighbours, slaughtering millions of Jews and Slavs, etc.) is immaterial to that reality. (Mind you, I'm not arguing that it is correct.)

      I think anybody that professes to embrace that sort of thing needs to have their ass kicked.

      I believe in freedom of thought and freedom of speech, so I disagree with you. However, if believers in this 'dysgenic society' idea violate of anyone's human rights, or incite others to do so, they ought to be duly punished by the state (but no more or less than anyone else who commits the same crimes).

    68. Re:On a serious note, .... by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      Valid points aside, this is probably the first comment I've seen on /. that implies that immigrants will *add* to social programs rather than take away from them.

    69. Re:On a serious note, .... by sup4hleet · · Score: 1

      If you also take into account Malthus' dismal theory that human population is only checked by misery, then one solution is to make the poor more miserable. The problem then essentially becomes that the poor have it too good here.

    70. Re:On a serious note, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Statistically there is a rise in "smart" people's offspring.

      What is your source for this? Every single study I've ever read on the topic has shown a negative correlation between fertility and level of education.

    71. Re:On a serious note, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why this ridiculous, obsolete and irrelevant "India = Caste ridden" stereotyping. Still carrying the whiteman's burden?

    72. Re:On a serious note, .... by aevans · · Score: 1

      Unless it is a significant change (the difference between living and dying), evolution doesn't matter at all. Not if you believe in the natural selection component of evolution. So a thousand tiny changes are completely meaningless unless something in the environment causes each of those thousand changes to sigificantly alter the survival & reproduction of the individual with the change comparatively with the individual with a different (or no) change.

    73. Re:On a serious note, .... by aevans · · Score: 1

      You are confusing evolution with breeding. If traits within a species (such as shortness) are emphasized in breeding, then their descendants will have those traits, but unless isolated over extreme time (longer than all the racial differences so far -- pygmies can still reproduce with swedes), there is no species change.

    74. Re:On a serious note, .... by CrankyOldBastard · · Score: 1

      Australia has a net +ve population growth, and is a 1st world country. I'm pretty sure that you'll find our growth is probably not that different to yours, with the difference being that race is not such a big deal here in general (although that is changing to our detriment IMHO).

    75. Re:On a serious note, .... by japhmi · · Score: 1

      think you are wrong about this. Pretty much everywhere you look the humans around you know how to do a lot ofthings. I am sure that if I surveyed the 400 or so people who my street I would find people with working knowledge in practically any field (medicine, engineering, biology, agriculture, etc).

      Even if your society is cut down to a few thousand adults you should have enough depth in your knowledge base to get things back on track fairly quickly.


      All of those fields that you mentioned are currently heavily dependent on western infrastructure to keep going. What's the doctor going to do without electricity, without the oil refinery, etc. Where is he or she going to get the perscription drugs without the pharm. corps? Really, there's a reason why most people won't even try to have a 'electricity free weekend.'

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    76. Re:On a serious note, .... by LupusCanis · · Score: 1

      Although your point may superficially appear to be insightful, it seems to show a degree of ignorance about sociology, biology and economics.

      i) The rich people are not going to die out, they're still having children, just fewer and later.
      ii) A lot of rich people have a lot of kids anyway - I go to a public school (in the British sense: very prestigous, very expensive private school) and there are plenty of families with four or five children. At one point there was a family with four children in the school at the same time. Anyone who can afford that most definitely does not qualify as being poor!
      iii) When rich people die without an heir, their money does not just vanish into thin air. The money ends up somewhere, probably with another rich person.
      iv) Smart does not necessarily mean rich. I've met poor people who are sharp as a knife and rich people as thick as two planks nailed together.
      v) Social classes exist within the USA. Accept it.
      vi) Though social classes are not as extreme as castes, you still don't get much intermarriage between them. You don't see many barons marrying washer-women, or oil tycoons marrying their hairdressers. Although it does happen, it's rare. Similarly, social climbing is also rarer than people would like to admit.

      The idea is that because the upper and middle classes rarely breed with the lower classes (yes, I know, once again, un-PC, once again, I don't care) that eventually speciation will occur. Personally, I'm a bit dubious about this myself, but ... hey. Whatever.

    77. Re:On a serious note, .... by Srikant · · Score: 1

      In general, you need a small genetically isolated population to evolve into a new species. No such population of humans exists today, and hasn't for some time. In the future, we might get such a small long-term genetically isolated population (human colonies on other planets, say) but it is very unlikely indeed for the human species to split into two subspecies on earth (closer to impossible unless we have a truly major disaster leading to complete civilization collapse to pre-agriculture).

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  101. 100,000 Years? by LindseyJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's a long time. We should have trancended into pure energy beings by then, or at least superintelligent shades of the colour blue.

  102. But wait, there's more. by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to see the report tailored for G4, where the small, troll-like species is the intellectually superior master race that breeds pretty people in vats purely for sexual pleasure, spare parts and delicious brightly-colored food cubes.

    1. Re:But wait, there's more. by treeves · · Score: 1

      This from a guy who gives himself the name that is the chemical formula for nicotine! Figures.

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  103. Wow, utter crap by saforrest · · Score: 1

    You know, when I see stuff like this, I wonder why we of the Rest of the World make fun of Americans for undermining public confidence in science (via intelligent design).

    This is pure science fiction: no evolutionary biologist would ever, ever endorse this sort of hyper-speculative racist bullshit. And you won't see dear Dr. Curry publishing any academic papers on his little "theory" either.

    The totality of the human species is interbreeding now at historically unprecedented rates; no evidence of any sort of impermeable castes exists, and in any case there is no obvious reason why these hypothetical castes would take the forms proposed, and definitely not in the last thousand years. Natural selection hasn't exactly been dormant for the last millenium, yet except for non-genetic nutritional differences we don't look so different from our ancestors of 1006 AD.

    A special shout-out for the fact that the tall fellow is, except for his black hair and weak chin, more our less a nice gracile Nordic Superman, while the squat dwarfish one is obviously Asiatic. She might as well be wearing a friggin' straw hat, for God's sake.

    What the hell is wrong with BBC here? Biology and anthropology overcame the ridiculous racist characterizations of the intelligence-testers and craniometricians decades ago. Why do they let this guy spout off like this, and why does it only happen in these fields? If another "scientist" attempted to publicize his disproof of relativity, would they gave him the time of day?

  104. This assumes by khelms · · Score: 1

    that the human race will continue to evolve naturally. My bet is that within a hundred years nearly every parent will have their offspring genetically engineered to meet their personal image of perfection. It will be difficult to distinguish between the 2 billion Angelinas and Brads. The few unenhanced kids will probably form a commune in some isolated place and work on open source.

  105. If only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This could only happen if hot chics suddenly stopped marrying incredibly ugly rich guys. Not to mention the good looking guys that bang anything thrown their way.

    Seriously how many times have you seen some beautiful woman pushing a stroller through the mall arm in arm with an australopithecus. Does natural selection even work for humans anymore. The logic would be that breeding pairs looking for the best traits to pass on to their offspring. However, humans are kind of hit or miss with that concept and choose a mate based on far more criteria (and some times far fewer).

    I just don't see it happening.

  106. Culture. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    I really don't see this happening. Normally geography will cause evolution. With Rich and Poor people living fairly close in todays standards, as well it is possible for poor people to not be poor, it take more work then rich people true, but it possible, and it happens in free society. Also as generations go wht rich and poor families can often switch over time. The Poor family will learn to save and not take things for granted, so after generation of teaching these values the family becomes richer. As well the rich families who are so use to spending and taking over time the values of money leave from them and they become poor.

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  107. Brave New World by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    For all of the references to H.G.Wells, it seems to me that something more like Aldous Huxley's Brave New World is much more likely. In Huxley's pre-Watson-and-Crick world, the creation of the sub-classes was done by environmental rather than genetic manipulation, something that seems fairly common today in the form of in utero damage to embryos by drugs and alcohol. We also have post partum physical and mental damage by many environmental factors such as lead paint, radiation, pesticides, chemical wastes, television, and Wayne Newton's "music." If you want to find today's Deltas and Epsilons, you need look no farther than the bad neighborhoods of the nearest medium to large city.

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  108. What? Again?!!!1! by bbockholt · · Score: 1

    I, for one, miss our knuckle-dragging forbears. I bet they were fun at parties.

    Seriously, the problem is that natural selection (the non-inteligent kind, anyway) doesn't choose the best of breed, it just mindlessly selects from whatever organisms survive. It's a stochastic process not a deterministic one.

    See: Stick insect wings come and go.

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  109. I agree. by Dmack_901 · · Score: 0

    We'll, first of all, human life on earth will not last that long, we might return, but we'll have left. But, without death, the weak with live and mate with the weak. I've allways beleived it. The income gap will always grow. It has to by the very nature of progression. This isn't new.

  110. I thought the new ruling class would have... by PRMan · · Score: 1

    I thought the new genetically advanced ruling class would have:

    • mental powers
    • magnetic powers
    • the ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes and
    • claws!
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    1. Re:I thought the new ruling class would have... by comradevik · · Score: 1

      they will also have no pinky

  111. Correction to Last Sentence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The last sentence should read, "In short, the socio-economics of free markets kills OFF the smart people by voluntary extinction."

    Sorry for the typo. I've had a hard day.

    1. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by Xichekolas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But I would argue that the only impetus to become rich is poverty. When you have nothing, you have more drive to succede, and liberal capitalism allows that. If you are born rich, or already rich, what drive is there to create anything new? Some people obviously have it, and never are satisfied, but they are the very rare exception. The most innovative ideas come from the ranks of the "poor and stupid" as you call them. Think of the founders of Google, or Andrew Carnegie, or even Jim Carrey. At one point in his life, Jim Carrey lived in a station wagon with his family. Now he makes $20 million+ a movie. If Jim were rich, or even just upper middle class, would the drive been as strong?

      I think history proves that the overall condition of society constantly improves, with a setback here and again. There may still be a huge gap between today's rich and poor when it comes to looks, money, talent, education, whatever. But compare today's poor with the poor of a hundred years ago, and things are marginally better (thinking in industrialized countries... Africa is another story). I think the socio-economics of free markets kill off the rich caste, because they become complacent. Is this a bad thing? I think not. Look at the Forbes 400... not a lot of inherited wealth there. When it comes to being rich, ideas and drive count more than beauty and status.

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    2. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by JamesTKirk · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I think history proves that the overall condition of society constantly improves, with a setback here and again. There may still be a huge gap between today's rich and poor when it comes to looks, money, talent, education, whatever. But compare today's poor with the poor of a hundred years ago, and things are marginally better
      I have to disagree with you there. The majority of the worlds population live in India and China. In these countries, the poor aren't any better off than they were 100 years ago, while the rich are significantly better off. The trend seems to be cyclical where the gap between the rich and the poor increases until it's not maintainable, and then there is a correction. I'm not so sure that there is any overall progress made.
    3. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1, Troll

      Riches and poverty are subjective.
      On of the richest men I never saw was the Amish fellow in Lancaster who refused to be cheapened by a CNN appearance--we got to hear his calm voice, while admiring his shins and shoes.
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    4. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by Xichekolas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would argue that the poor in those countries are better off than 100 years ago... not all of them, I'll give you that, but there are a lot more with running water and some basic access to medicine than there were back then. Relative to the Rich in those countries, they haven't progressed much, but they still progress.

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    5. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      At one point in his life, Jim Carrey lived in a station wagon with his family. Now he makes $20 million+ a movie. If Jim were rich, or even just upper middle class, would the drive been as strong?

      He might have been able to do more than just pull funny faces... I mean thats all a Jim Carrey movie is about; how many faces he can pull...

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    6. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by Deflatamouse! · · Score: 1, Informative

      Um, India and China has a lot of people, BUT! the majority of the world's population are *not* in India and China. There's roughly 6 billion people on the planet. The populations of India and China maybe adds up to 2.5 billion. 3.5 billion people (majority over 2.5 billion) are NOT in India and China.

    7. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by TheOldFart · · Score: 1

      In the context, they do have the majority of the world population. The world total land area comes to about 150Mkm^2. China (9.3Mkm^2) and India (2.9Mkm^2) have a combined area of 12.2Mkm^2, or 8% of the world land area. While the world total population comes to about 6B, China (1.2B) and India (1B) have a combined population of 2.2B, or 37% of the world population.

    8. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by fusion9290991 · · Score: 2, Funny

      just look at Paris Hilton... a classic example of wealth reaching critical mass, no matter what she does, the money rolls in. Maybe one day she can afford to have that eyelid lifted :)

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    9. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by Fred_A · · Score: 1
      On of the richest men I never saw was the Amish fellow in Lancaster who refused to be cheapened by a CNN appearance--we got to hear his calm voice, while admiring his shins and shoes.
      If you never saw him, you shouldn't be posting about him.
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    10. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      >But I would argue that the only impetus to become rich is poverty. When you have nothing, you have more drive to succede, and liberal capitalism allows that. If you are born rich, or already rich, what drive is there to create anything new?...
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    11. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Not a good argument. Nobody ever saw God, but there are plenty people talking about Him.

      The grandparent just wanted to point out that wealth is relative. Sometimes, wealth can quantified by an amount on a back account, but most of the time there are things that are more important that money. For this Amish man it was belief and keeping his dignity. Frankly, one has to respect that.

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    12. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      In the context, they do have the majority of the world population. The world total land area comes to about 150Mkm^2. China (9.3Mkm^2) and India (2.9Mkm^2) have a combined area of 12.2Mkm^2, or 8% of the world land area. While the world total population comes to about 6B, China (1.2B) and India (1B) have a combined population of 2.2B, or 37% of the world population.

      I don't know what the hell you just said, but you didn't just prove that 2.2G > 6.3G / 2 nomatter what context you are thinking about. Dense doesn't mean numerous, otherwise you could say that the bulk of the world's population lived in Kowloon Walled City before it was demolished, because that had 1,900,000 / km^2 although only having 50,000 people.

      There is no context you can possibly put the world into that makes China + India more than half of the world's population and if the Chinese government gets its way, you never will. Sure, Asia might hold a little more than half of the world's population, but Asia is a hell of a lot more than India and China

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    13. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by nebosuke · · Score: 5, Informative
      When you have nothing, you have more drive to succede, and liberal capitalism allows that. If you are born rich, or already rich, what drive is there to create anything new?

      I grew up in a poor area, and my family made less than $25k take-home per year, with both my parents working full-time, living in a state with one of the highest COL's in the US. I made it to Harvard on a scholarship by studying so much in HS that I only slept around 4 hours each weekday (and most weekends) from the beginning of my sophomore year up until graduation. People with backgrounds like mine were the vast minority there, and they tended to be far less ambitious than kids born into power.

      Given that I went to a high school where over 85% children came from families who were below the poverty level, you would expect them to be the most motivated people in the state. Instead, that school is among the worst in the state by all metrics (from graduation rates and standardized test scores to teen pregnancies).

      While poverty can be a strong motivator for a vanishingly small minority, all measurable data indicates that the exact opposite is true for the majority. The poor are far less likely to pursue higher education, more likely to struggle economically throughout the entirety of their lives, and their children are more likely to maintain or drop below their parents' economic status.

      When was the last time that you saw news coverage about a millionaire's son being accepted to Harvard? How about a homeless man getting drunk and saying stupid things? Rags-to-riches success stories (e.g., Liz Murray) and lurid pieces on the boorish behavior of the wealthy (e.g., Mel Gibson) are newsworthy because they're exceptional, unlike those two everyday scenarios. Unfortunately, because the exceptions to the norm get a disproportionate amount of media coverage—including in school textbooks—many people tend to get the two terribly confused.

      Being poor is, statistically speaking, a massive demotivator, while starting rich has the opposite effect.

      The assertion that capitalism must be eliminating the 'rich caste' because the standard of living has been improving assumes a false dichotomy. Even a casual analysis of the economic trends in, say, the US, will show a steadily increasing stratification of society between the rich and everyone else, even as the standard of living has been improving.

      The change that capitalism brings is that intelligence becomes the strongest correlation to potential wealth. This actually increases the selection pressure towards divergence of the species along social lines because the social division correlates to a genetically heritable trait and reinforces the tendency for that trait's 'carriers' (for lack of a better term) to select other 'carriers' as mates. In other words, given that, in a western capitalist society:

      • People tend to marry people within the same socioeconomic class.
      • People tend to marry people with similar educational backgrounds and levels of intelligence.
      • Wealthy people tend to be smart.
      • Smart people tend to be educated.
      • Educated people tend to be relatively wealthy.
      You have a perfect recipe for the eventual divergence of a subspecies of smart rich humans.
    14. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by Gospodin · · Score: 1

      By this argument, Manhattan has a majority of the world's population.

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    15. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by 14CharUsername · · Score: 3, Insightful
      thinking in industrialized countries... Africa is another story

      I find it odd that you're arguing that people have all kinds of opportunities, but admit that "Africa is another story". You do realise that africans that are denied the opportunites that you have are people too, right?

      You seem pretty quick to gloss over this, but its a major point. Most of the time speciation occurs when there is a geographic isolation. What you have to do to survive, reproduce, and care for your young is a hell of a lot different in Africa than it is in an affluent western city. Add in the geographic isolation and it will also be very rare for a person from the west to breed with a person in Africa.

      We really are at a cross roads now. We can accept that with globalisation we are required to share wealth and encourage education around the world (a rising tide raises all boats). Or we can build higher walls so we can protect our hoarded wealth from people in other nations ("those mexicans are trying to take our jobs" or "those ragheads are terrorists"). It seems that right now the powers that be are working hard to build walls and restrict travel all without giving up the cheap labour available to them.

    16. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by Xichekolas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I totally agree with you, hence my comment about Africa.

      Africa suffers from several problems. I'm not really qualified to make an intelligent argument, but I believe these problems include geographic isolation, as you pointed out, a predominance of Warlord governments which loot public finances, an AIDS crisis, and ecological disaster. I said that 'Africa is another story' because Africa seems to be the one continent where the population has increased without a corresponding improvement in infrastructure or public order. I don't blame this entirely on the Africans, nor entirely on the West. Nor do I consider myself qualified to lay blame to begin with, as I honestly am not an expert.

      That being said, I think on the timelines that the article was discussing, Africa's recent backslide is just a blip. From the time of the first European colonizations of Africa in the 16th century to now only encompasses 500ish years. This is a drop in the 10,000 year bucket the author describes. Combine that with my optimism that recent attention to Africa's issues (both publicly by G8 countries and the EU and privately by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation and others) means that a lot of improvement can be made in the next 500ish years... well before geographic isolation could lead to speciation.

      Is any of that a comfort to someone living in Africa now? No. Should we put off helping Africa because it's problems are recent and hard to blame on any one party? No. But, I think that when looking in the context of the history of humanity, Africas problems, like the Dark Ages in Europe, will eventually be fixed.

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    17. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think "majority" means what you think it means.

    18. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      With the example of Jim Carrey, you're making the mistake of assuming that his sole motivation was to become rich. It wasn't. If it was, he would have pursued a career that had a much better guarantee of success. No, Carrey's motivation was fame. He's almost pathologically needy to be in the spotlight and needs constant attention from everyone. He pursued fame even to the point of putting his whole life in a station wagon. He stuck with it and was good enough that he got famous, and the money's more of a side-effect. I'm sure he loves being wealthy, but if he'd been motivated by money he probably would have gone into investment banking. In conclusion, some people get rich by chasing money, others get rich by relentlessly pursuing their passion.

      Back to the discussion topic, I'm not sure what impact this has on evolution, but the idea that there will be so little interbreeding among wealthy and poor, or ugly and beautiful that it will eventually create a fork in the species is interesting, but it seems likely that there's enough social mobility to prevent this from happening any time soon. Unless wealthy families in-breed like old royalty, and that goes on for millenia, we aren't like to see a derivative species to H. Sapiens break off from the main tree.

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    19. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      But compare today's poor with the poor of a hundred years ago, and things are marginally better
      Now compare today's rich with the poor of a hundred years ago, and things are way better.

      Look at the Forbes 400... not a lot of inherited wealth there
      Like the say: the first million is the hardest - inheriting it takes care of that problem.
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    20. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1
      The majority of the worlds population live in India and China.

      India and China together have about a third of the world's population; significantly less than a majority.
    21. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by Sattwic · · Score: 1

      Quote: I have to disagree with you there. The majority of the worlds population live in India and China. In these countries, the poor aren't any better off than they were 100 years ago, while the rich are significantly better off. Fact: 100 years ago, the British Raj were busy plundering India to build today's Britian. 100 years earlier than that, India was attracting every armed horde of barbarians, right from the Persians, Afghans and Mongols to the latter day Barbarians, the British, Dutch, Portugese and French to invade, drawn by the wealth of India. Of course the British did not come to India to enjoy its climate!

    22. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Not sure you have seen the Eternal sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

      Good flick- and it shows carrey's range.

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    23. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by Convector · · Score: 1

      Not quite. A third of the world's population live in India and China. That's a lot, but it doesn't make a majority.

    24. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by nCnt++ · · Score: 1
      Hello,

      This may be my once in a life time chance to share a quote someone that could appreciate it. It has been on my wall off and on for many years. While I've admired the hope it offers to anyone, you seem to have lived it.

      "Poverty in youth, when it succeeds, is magnificent in that it turns the whole will toward effort and the whole soul towards aspiration. Poverty strips the material life entirely bare, and makes it hideous; from this arise inexpressible yearnings toward the ideal life. The rich young man has a hundred brilliant and coarse amusements, racing, hunting, dogs, cigars, gambling, banqueting, and the rest; busying the lower portions of the soul at the expense of its higher, more delicate ones. The poor young man must work for his bread; he eats; when he has eaten, he has nothing left but reverie. He enters God's theater free; he sees the sky, space, the stars, the flowers, the children, the humanity in which he suffers, the creation in which he shines. He looks at humanity so much that he sees the soul, he looks at creation so much that he sees God. He dreams, he feels that he is great; he dreams some more, and he feels that he is tender. From the egotism of the suffering man he passes to the compassion of the contemplating man. A wonderful feeling springs up within him, forgetfulness of self, and pity for all. In thinking of the countless enjoyments nature offers, gives, and gives lavishly to open souls, and refuses to closed souls, he, a millionare of intelligence, comes to grieve for the millionaires of money." -- Victor Hugo, Les Misérables

      Thanks for the chance to share, Brian

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    25. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by nebosuke · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the quote. It just so happens that Les Misérables is actually one of my favorite books.

    26. Re:Correction to Last Sentence by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 1

      Not quite true. The poor are better off now, than what they were 100 years ago. Not as better as it would be desirable, but definitelly better. The worst cases of improvement in the poors' condition are just the case of countries where the politicians fucked everything. Take a look at ethiopia, angola. Their socialist (at least nominal) governments made things even worse. Just look at statistics: life spectancy, newborn deaths, etc etc... Things are not that good, but the more of capitalism in a society, and whenever corruption doesn's take it's toll, things just get better.

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  112. Hmmm...this sounds familiar by TWoodham · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or does this idea sound familiar? Oh yeah, I thought I read it somewhere: The Time Machine by H.G. Wells.

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  113. You're of the inferior, dim-witted branch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because you obviously did not RTFA

  114. Does that include a flat head and no teeth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inquiring minds want to know

  115. What, is it April already? by Vryl · · Score: 1

    Time goes by so fast.

  116. Oh yes, bravo to Bravo by vonPoonBurGer · · Score: 1

    From TFA:
    "He carried out the report for men's satellite TV channel Bravo."

    Because when you're airing reruns of Xena: Warrior Princess, Knight Rider and Starsky & Hutch, you're emminently qualified to commission someone to peer ten thousand years into the future. /eyeroll

    Two painfully obvious facts reveal this article for the utter crock it is. First, studies have shown that there is no correlation between attractiveness and intelligence (http://www.blackwell-synergy.com/doi/abs/10.1111/ j.1467-6494.1995.tb00799.x). In fact, I think there are even some studies showing the opposite, i.e. that attractive people sometimes tend to be less intelligent, presumably because they can literally "get by on their looks" more often. Second, less intelligent people tend to be poor; poor people have more children than rich people; the more children you have, the greater the chances one of them will be a freak genius, or just incredibly. The sheer number of "rags to riches" stories out there, "I was the youngest child in a family of 12, and I became a millionaire!", etc., should tell you that genetics is only part of the story. And once you're rich, there's a pretty strong tendency for people to turn a blind eye to that fact that you're a hideous abomination. Just look at Donald Trump!

  117. This ignores reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go to a Latin club Saturday night to see this theory playing out in real time.

    A whole club filled with middle aged gardeners and housekeepers. And they almost all looked equally ugly.

    Don't get me wrong - I enjoy a fine latina as much as the next guy, but they aren't as plentiful in the lower classes as they in the upper classes. Some of the most beautiful women I have met are upper class hispanics.

    This makes sense really. It's just natural selection. I want to marry an attractive woman. I am attractive and have money. I will not marry an ugly girl. Period. This disqualifies affore mentioned Ogres. No need to be sad for them though. They will find someone as attractive and successful as they are and produce kids that will likely not be too attractive. Then the cycle starts over again.

    Money of course helps overcome natural selection, so if you feel like you are going to end up on the bad side of this equation I suggest you make alot of money.

    1. Re:This ignores reality by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      So let me get your argument straight: Rich people look better because they can choose only good-looking people, but if you are ugly you can still marry beautiful because you have money? So, how exactly do the ugly genes leave the pool? Why wouldn't the best-looking poor guy in the ghetto be able to get the best-looking poor girl in the ghetto?

      I think that those gardeners and housekeepers look worse to you for the following reasons:

      • You find certain racial attributes more attractive than others - which is natural, we all do. The common folk from Latin America tend to have more native and African blood then the European-descended upper crust. You may simply find European features to be more attractive than native South American.
      • Those housekeepers and gardeners have had a hard life. They are out in the sun, working with their hands, and probably have not had the greatest nutrition growing up. They don't "take care" of themselves the same way rich folks do.
      • The housekeepers and gardeners can't afford breast implants, cosmetic surgery, manicures, hair treatments, facial treatments, MAC makeup, designer clothing, personal trainers, etc. The rich are almost universally better-presented.
      • Rich women do not have as many kids as poor women, and they have them later in life. If you see a 22-year-old housekeeper, you'll probably find that she has like 3 kids. A 22-year-old rich kid is not going to have any kids, and is going to look much better.
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    2. Re:This ignores reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know man. In a recent trip to Mexico, I found that there are plenty of poor Latinas who are... quite appetizing. But I guess for every one of those there are 10 who are missing teeth and stuff. Heh.

      (Y a los mexicanos les digo... Lo siento.... Perdón por decirlo.. Y siento que sus mujeres no tengan dientes. :P Pero a ver, que estaba en una zona muy pobre, donde una dentadura completa era un símbolo de estatus.)

  118. Yayyy! by kbox · · Score: 1

    I'm a dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creature.

  119. I think there will be 10 sub-species by Cloud+K · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those who understand binary and those who don't.

    *ahem*

    Anyway, aren't there already 2... males and females... might as well be completely different species sometimes :P

    Or, to take the controversial line, perhaps the two will be natives and immigrants :)

    1. Re:I think there will be 10 sub-species by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Being an immigrant isn't a genetic trait. :P

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    2. Re:I think there will be 10 sub-species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Anyway, aren't there already 2... males and females...

      Well, I'd say it's pretty unlikely they will stop crossbreeding...
    3. Re:I think there will be 10 sub-species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. THIS immigrant is too busy screwing your would-be girlfriend...

  120. Psst by Kamineko · · Score: 1
    Don't tell anyone, but the Eloi were actually a bit dumb.

    Most The Time Machine comparisons are wrong on toast.

  121. Races don't find themselves attractive! by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

    There's still variation. Even if all the people were what we consider now to be the 99th percentile of beauty, nobody would date the people with less-than-perfect skin.

    Also, Star Trek the original series existed. Take that, Rule 17!

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  122. Here's hoping... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else hoping it's less like Morlocks and more like M*ur*locks? Grrrrrgggggllll!

  123. Re:This is ALL READY HAPPENING!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was that your GNAA post?

  124. the mcdonald's cashier effect by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    what i'm referring to is the fact that no matter how good you look as a man, you can't successfully ask a woman out if you are serving her french fries. however, a man, of any socioeconomic standing, will date the mcdonald's cashier if she looks good. and not all men like to date bags of antlers, which for some reason is assumed to be equated with beauty... in women's magazines. in men's magazines, there's certain strategic fatty deposits which make a man interested.

    what this all means is is that the various socioeconomic classes can never be isolated genetically. it's impossible. you can label male philandering however you like in negative terms, but an indisputable plus side to male philandering is that by dependably and constantly sowing his seeds outside of his socioeconomic class, he preserves humanity as a single species, with all genes mobile across all socioeconomic classes, and all races as well

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  125. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Insightful

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  126. So we'll all be Morlocks... by neuraljazz · · Score: 1

    hungering for the flesh of Cate Blanchett.

    How is this any different from today?

  127. Wow by Wolfrider31 · · Score: 1

    Wow. I actually had a rational rebuttal to all this planned out in my head, but the hell with it, that whole article was absolute garbage. This "expert" has apparently zero training in anything related to biology, anthropology or even his chosen field of economics. I don't know which is sadder; BBC giving him the space on their website or someone actually granting him a degree.

  128. Genetic engineering by michaelvkim · · Score: 1

    in 100,000 years, humans will have found a way to genetically engineer the bad traits out of the gene pool that, or we will all be cavern trolls with 3 eyes and 7 arms due to all the radiation from WW3

    1. Re:Genetic engineering by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Would it be so bad to be a cavern troll with 3 eyes and 7 arms? People might use genetic engineering to do that.

  129. Mr. Curry's missing credentials??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oliver Curry seems to be reaching beyond his grasp.

    His doctorate is in economics. I suppose that somehow gives him the ability to forsee physical characteristics of future humans.

    His research interests are: "Evolutionary explanations of behaviour; the evolved psychology of moral and political thought and behaviour."

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but the evolution of behavior and moral and political thought don't seem to have anything to do with how much hair women will have on their skin or the size of men's penises in the future.

    Unless Mr. Curry has credentials (that aren't so easy to find) that may make him an authority in this field, he should be ashamed of himself for making such predictions under the title "Doctor".

    1. Re:Mr. Curry's missing credentials??? by antihadron · · Score: 1

      Thats funny. It makes sense for the economist to devolve in to goblins, they are already halfway there.

  130. Amazing, Completely Original Idea by lys1123 · · Score: 1

    Simply amazing concept. I wonder where on Earth this Oliver Curry could have found the idea for such a breakthrough theory.

    I certainly hope he got a lot of research grants for this one.

  131. Re:This is based on *what*" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "No one alive today knows what the next 100,000 years hold for humanity."

    How many hurricanes and just how many "strong" hurricanes were forecast for this year just last spring? Was it, like, 15 and 7?
    And how many did we have? Like zero? And some economist in the former british empire wants to tell us about genetics in 100,000 years?

  132. I think they've got it mixed up by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 2

    How many tall, slim, healthy, and attractive rocket scientists do you know? I'd say zero. These types are usually the jocks and prom queens. They tend to mate with one another.
    How many intelligent, creative, ugly, squat goblin-like people do you know? Probably a lot. These are the geeks and nerds. They often end up alone.

    More than likely, there are going to be a lot of attractive, dumber-than-a-bag-of-hammers people and a handful of brilliant trolls.

    But here's something to consider: census data show that the vast majority of highly intelligent and educated couples have two or fewer children whereas couples with little or no education have three or more. IMHO, that's equivalent to the thinning of the gene pool. So, if you're a geek, date a geek and have lots of kids because that's the only way we're going to keep the world from going further down the drain.

    1. Re:I think they've got it mixed up by The_Mr_Flibble · · Score: 1

      I so read that as jocks and porn queens.

  133. We are like this already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks, larger penis's and perky breasts may be selected by some people, but the mind and the brain may be selected by others. We already live in a society with women and men like what the scientists describes so this is nothing mind blowing in terms of evolutionary science

  134. European Monarchy anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm. Has history shown us anything about this topic?

    When the European Monarchy (upper-class) did only breed amongst themselves what did it bring them? Hemophilia. Oops.

  135. Well, well, Wells by dark+grep · · Score: 1

    I can report that that is a fact. I have been there and seen it, as my Friend H.G. Wells reported in his report on my adventures - http://www.bartleby.com/1000/

  136. I can't believe this crap by okster · · Score: 1
    Fitness is measured by reproduductive success. Do nobel laureates have huge families? Supermodels? No, in evolutionary terms these people are less fit than the stereotypical unemployed people with 6 kids and car bodies in the front yard.

    Whatever genetics there are (if it is indeed genetic) to pre-dispose people towards successfull careers is being selected against (on average). If there are genes for collecting the dole and having lots of kids (or marrying multiple times and having 2 kids with each marriage) then these genes going to succeed.

    I really hope this article is the result of paraphrasing by the journalist and not an accurate representation of Dr Curry's beliefs

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  137. Kennedy's? by Servo · · Score: 1

    So which subspecies will descendants of Ted Kennedy fall into?

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  138. unhealthy? by not-enough-info · · Score: 1
    The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy,...

    Are these exclusive qualities of these two subsets of humanity?
    I fail to see how the "unhealthy", "underclass" subset of humanity will pass the fitness threshold for natural selection.
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  139. We all know that... by bob_the_clown · · Score: 1

    ...humans will evolve into super salamanders with 2 hearts.

  140. The Milkman effect by cmholm · · Score: 1

    As DNA testing has enjoyed wider use, we're starting to see proof that there's even less genetic isolation than hypothesized by the "McDonalds Effect". The Economist reported the results of recent studies (on college-age adults, naturally) showing that many women were - it seems - acting on a drive to capture an alpha male's DNA, and then make a stable bread-winner male raise his spawn.

    Charming, until Mr. Stable gets the labs results and kicks Ms. Primal Nature and her kids to the street.

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  141. Like the Neanderthal and Cro-Magnon? by KidSock · · Score: 1

    Obviously the Neanderthal and Cro-Magnon were at one time related but the Neanderthal died out and Cro-Magnon become homosapiens (oog oog uugh!). At one point there must have been a split. The question is, was the split driven due to geography or social reasons (e.g. one group left/kicked out the other for being bastards).

  142. Completely false by geek · · Score: 0

    Any anthropologist will tell you that the direction of evolution has always been and will continue to be, larger brained and more intelligent. There is no reason or need for us to get "dimwitted" as this guy suggests. It's not beneficial to us in any way.

    This is just another stab at the old Platonic philosophy of the elites ruling over the commons. The only difference here is the guy is basing his claims on a genetic level rather than a philosophic level. He's doing it poorly at that.

    This really isn't news worthy.

    1. Re:Completely false by Petrushka · · Score: 1
      Any anthropologist will tell you that the direction of evolution has always been and will continue to be, larger brained and more intelligent.

      Any anthropologist who claimed what you suggest would be 100% wrong. More than 99% by mass of all creatures on the planet are microscopic organisms without brains or nervous systems; even larger things like insects are almost infinitely more successful than mammals. Large complex organisms are statistical outliers that you expect in any random distribution: the only reason that numbers of large creatures increased over the first few hundred million years of life on this planet is simply that there was more time available in which those outliers could occur.

  143. Red vs Blue reproduction by jmorris42 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    > don't worry, the red states are dying anyways.

    Actually the red states gain Congressional seats after every census. San Fran closes a few more schools every term.

    But it isn't enough to turn the balance on the question of saving our civilization. Even in the Red states the unfit are out breeding the fit, the only difference is we have a net population gain while some of the Blue ones actually have negative growth in actual numbers of boots on the ground. Especially scary when one considers a majority of the immigration is happening in Blue states which partially masks the depth of the problem with Democrats breeding.

    First off though, we have to seperate the two classes of Democrats out. Clients of the welfare state have no problems breeding. Good solid votes, at least for now, but little potential for leaders out of that group. The rest of this post will concern itself with that second group, the cadre where leaders can be recruited. Those educated beyond their intelligence at elite universities, arts snobs, .com millionaires, second generation rich, entertainers and sports figures, etc.

    Face it, if a Democrat manages to grow up hetro they have no problems with attracting MOTOS and 'hooking up', the problem is they are much more likely to opt for birth control (including wiping out millions of potential new Democrats annually through abortion) and postponing starting a family. And even when you get Democrats to mate (with a member of the opposite sex), they have trouble breeding, producing fewer less fit young than the virile young stock out in Red America.

    While the fairly small difference between Red and Blue America won't directly solve the bigger problem, hopefully it will serve to illuminate it, perhaps enough to convince people to act. But I'm not betting on it happening in time. By the time the Democratic Party loses enough numbers to fall out of power I'm afraid things will be too far advanced to fix. Tha barbarians will sack Europe within 20-30 years, then it will be just US against the horde. Unless we could somehow ally ourselves with China for the final war..... but then their program of widescale infanticide has pretty much screwed them longterm as well and they will be up shit creek just about the time we would really need em.

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    1. Re:Red vs Blue reproduction by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1
      Your main mistake is sticking to the assertion that humans can only breed naturally, and children can only be raised within the family. Obviously, it does not work in a sufficiently developed society, so sooner or later we will have to move away from that scheme.

      Well, or die, just as you have described. But I hope that, when European civilization will be finally cornered in such a way there can be no denial of the fact, its accumulated intelligence and developed skills of rational thinking will prevail over the legacy of traditional ethics.

  144. Vi and emacs users? by Trillan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But which will be which?

  145. Sex selection won't work that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even low-IQ low-quality women will be able to get DNA from high-IQ genetically superior males. 18 year old girls can be quite attractive and able to get sperm, even if they are dumb, or they won't look so good when they're 30. This factor will prevent the human race from bifurcating. There are plenty of smart guys who would donate sperm (one way or another) as long as they aren't burdened by child support costs. They may be very selective in who they marry, and which children they support, but they may be not so selective in where their genes go. In the past, it took two people to raise a child to adulthood, so an inferior woman was better off accepting genes and support from a man who was her equal, than trying to get superior genes and go it alone. This is no longer true. It's not that hard to be a single mom these days, even in the developing world, so a woman has a choice: get the best genes, but no dad who sticks around, or get a dad who will stick around, but has inferior genes. Right now, the rational thing to do is to go for the best genes. And yes, even low-IQ people are quite coldly rational in making decisions at this level.

    Speciation happens when there is some kind of barrier or isolation of a group. If some group of humans went off to Mars and started a colony there and there was little commerce back and forth, that MIGHT be able to cause speciation. But even then I doubt it. There would probably be sperm samples sent. Exotic outsider / stranger men are attractive because isolated groups do need some fresh genetic input.

  146. in other news... by mateomiguel · · Score: 1

    I predict that in 100,000 years eggs will be green. Ham will too. Monkeys will make a home in what's left of my assal bones and regularly fly out in the morning times for feeding.

    Seriously what's the use of making 100,000 year predictions? Nostradamus didn't even do that.

  147. Into which category... by Bromskloss · · Score: 1

    ...do Slashdotters fall?

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  148. Lem, Robotics and Lemurs by AlbionTourgee · · Score: 1

    Gee, I thought all that penis enlargment and breast improvement spam was aimed at people with inferiorty complexes, but now I learn it's really foreshadowing the next evolutionary phase of mankind. Hmm, and lighter skin is the direction of evolution? Not the first time the label of "evolutionary science" has been used for racist drivel. Mr. Curry's article does demonstrate that getting a PHD certainly is not guarantee of intellignece. Mr. Curry seems to have read too many Playboys and watched to many grade-b Hollywood films. For a much more interesting vision of the future, try the robot stories by Stanislaw Lem. I've heard leading robotics scholars say we might get to the singularity (when robots are more intelligent than people) as soon as 20 or 30 years from now (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technological_singula rity), at which point the size of one's penis or the perkiness of one's breasts or the lightness of one's skin are surely going to be the least of our worries. That is, in the increasingly unlikely event that we're still around in a hundred years, having evolved to survive global warming and whatever other environmental disasters we might cook up by then!

  149. This concept have got the better of me : by unity100 · · Score: 1

    "slim, attractive, intelligent and creative sauna loving meatball munching copyright infringing swashbuckling pirate blonde overlords"

    i already have wet myself in boundless extacy.

  150. Ummm no by geek · · Score: 1

    The article, and my reply, are about human evolution. Microbes etc have nothing to do with this.

    1. Re:Ummm no by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      If you're going to suggest that evolution naturally and intrinsically tends towards larger organisms, 99% of all lifeforms in the world are going to disagree with you. It's simply wrong. Furthermore, I rather doubt there's any evidence in favour of human evolution tending towards larger humans, which is something you seem to be taking for granted.

  151. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aren't we just as likely to split into two species, one which has wings and one which has hooves and horns?

  152. Before anyone gets to excited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most people believe they're above average drivers, too.

  153. Re: Human Species May Split In Two by iLoveWaimate · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't the evolution vary from country to country; isolated gene pools would present different results?

  154. SCA.the last hold out..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..I have. More BBW's than you can swing a roast turkey leg at....and that's after your 16th mug 0 meade....

  155. Did you read the article you linked to? by joggle · · Score: 2, Informative

    It doesn't seem convincing that he intentionally funded the Nazis based on the article you linked to. The author of the article certainly doesn't seemed convinced.

    1. Re:Did you read the article you linked to? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The article author downplayed the involvement, but the facts they cited speak for themselves. Not just the early investment helping Hitler's rise in the 1920s, but the much more serious "Trading with the Enemy" crimes during WWII:

      "The central charge against Prescott Bush has a basis in fact. In 1942, under the Trading With the Enemy Act, the U.S. government seized several companies in which he had an interest."

      Bush funding Thyssen's 1920s Nazis wasn't an accident - not when the Nazis were working on the same fascist and racist program as Bush. After the US was at war with the Nazis, after the Nazis had taken over most of Europe and their Japanese allies the other half of the planet, there was no pleading ignorance of what their earlier clients had become.

      There is no benefit of the doubt left for these people. They are thugs.

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  156. Finally! by Main+Gauche · · Score: 1

    Mod Parent up!

    Yes, despite all the previous posts relating this to Time Machine, no one seemed to have observed that the article summary is actually the opposite of what happens in T.M.

    Oh well, the article itself seems to contradict itself in this sense. It says the "better" class will grow more intelligent, but also warns of becoming more stupid due to dependence on technology. I'll bet on the latter.

  157. What does the author look like? by caffiend666 · · Score: 1

    As a tall, intelligent, orc like creature I have to wonder what the author of the article looks like: tall and waiflike or small and troll like? Big eyes and pert tits are fine and dandy until the eyes start sagging and the tits follow you around the room...

    I thought the rules were pale people in the north areas or places people wear a lot of clothes, dark people in the south or places people don't wear much clothes. Tall people in carnivor communities. Short people in vegetarian communities. Hairless people in coastal areas. Hairy people in inland areas. Big noses in mountain regions. Small noses in low-altitude areas. Intelligence is an abberration.

    Of course, all of the rules do not apply to France. Where the tall, blonde, nordic people were killed off during the Napoleanic wars because he liked to put them in the front....

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  158. Idiocracy is kind of like this story by Schwarzchild · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Idiocracy is a movie directed by Mike Judge (director of Office Space) which tells a story of an average man who is put into cryosleep for hundreds of years and when he wakes up he discovers that he is the smartest man in the world since everyone else has become dumb.

    The film is apparently difficult to get a hold of because Fox hasn't promoted the movie at all for unknown reasons.

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  159. My theory by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative... Democrats

    the "underclass" humans who would have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures. Republicans

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  160. Yeah... sure by LastExyle · · Score: 1

    This whole thing is assuming that we have the same type of political structure and lifestyle that we do now for the next 100,000 years. Yeah right.

  161. The human species will evolve... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    ...into a myriad fragments as we take control of our own DNA and do with it what we will. This will happen over the next couple of centuries. In 100,000 years humans won't be recognisable, apart from maybe a handful of people synthesised from the archived DNA of 'original' humans and maybe also some weird luddites.

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  162. slashdot readers will... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fade into extinction since none of them breed.

    i'm coming dodo!

  163. Yes.. by msimm · · Score: 1

    It assumes that rich people are more intellegent.

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    1. Re:Yes.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that rich people will stop buying hookers...

  164. Not bloody likely by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

    And here's why: humans didn't pop into existence at the beginning of the twentieth century. We've been around more-or-less in our modern form for at least a hundred thousand years. In the past there were multiple species (or sub-species) of hominids existing at the same time. They developed independently because they were isolated (by desert, glaciers, water, etc.) But when the climate allowed for population movements, these other (sub)species either died out or interbred with modern humans to give one species: Homo sapiens sapiens. Even populations that were isolated for thousands of years (American Indians, Australian Aboriginals, etc.) managed to remain the same species. So how are we to believe that modern humans, who can travel to the opposite end of the globe in a day, can actually become segregated enough to evolve into multiple species? This is completely contrary to human history and our current understanding of evolution. It's certainly a provocative idea that grabs a lot of media attention, but I don't see much scientific basis for it.

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  165. Here we go again... by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    Dammit, can we just lay to rest the whole "vi vs. emacs" thing already? :-D

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  166. Crow T Robot by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

    re:"Human Species May Split In Two"

    I keep recalling MST3K's Crow's riff:

    "Into WHAT?!"

  167. That's why they call them "equalizers." by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    Because guns are going to go ... where?

    Even a seven-foot-tall professional athlete starts looking a little sorry when you poke a bunch of holes in his lungs or brain with supersonic lead pieces.

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  168. Merit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTA:

    "Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics (...) carried out the report for men's satellite TV channel Bravo."

    Need I say more, this is popular science run amok. These subjects are very complicated, and anyone saying he knows the future should not be trusted. I really cant believe this piece of bullhonkey got on here. Just read this:

    "Dr Curry warns, in 10,000 years time humans may have paid a genetic price for relying on technology. Spoiled by gadgets designed to meet their every need, they could come to resemble domesticated animals. (...) Social skills, such as communicating and interacting with others, could be lost, along with emotions such as love, sympathy, trust and respect. People would become less able to care for others, or perform in teams."

    Bas

  169. I can't wait for Apple to post the movie trailer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is going to be the best Michael Moore movie yet.

  170. Stupidest thing I heard all day by dthree · · Score: 1

    What about all the fat, yet intelligent and creative people, or the gorgeous stupid people? What about good-looking people who are attracted to power and mate with the fat and ugly, yet rich and powerful? Is everyone all of a sudden going to start mating with people who only look somewhat like themselves? It's an amazingly short-sighted theory.

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  171. Tim Curry ... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    Direct quotes from Dr. Curry's article: Men: "... bigger penises" Women: "... pert breasts" (and presumably larger/fuller too) I gotta wonder how valid this "research" truly is - sounds like something Dr. Frankenstein or Homer Simpson

    Dr Curry previously performed under the name "Frankenfurter" back in the 70s.

  172. I bet it could happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...after a little gene specific biological warfare. Which I think is probable to happen now that gene splicing and whatnot is becoming rather advanced science. All advanced tech has a military/political power and control application aspect to it, and the more exotic and promising, the more cash and interest gets thrown at it.

    Eugenics has never gone away, it went more or less underground after ww2, but you have to remember, it had a *lot* of global big money and big people involved with it, and they just get more cunning as time goes on to keep working at it.

        Here's a for instance where you can see some eugenics at work most likely: there's been some pretty suspicious "help" going on with vaccinations in africa, vaccines for one thing but that "accidently" had some birth control chemicals mixed in. Google tetanus, birth control, africa for some hits.

    There is no way that was an "accident", and there are more recent historical times "accidental incidents" like that. And I just don't believe in those sorts of coincidences.

    So say the eugenecists first bump off--all but half a billion or so humans with specific gene targeted biologicals. Once that is out of the way and the population of their choice is left, they get to on purposeful selective breeding using gene combination and manipulation. Like beyond the boys in brazil, real stuff they can do now. You could have widely different artificially created races with custom tailored genes-even totally new artificial chimeric species-within 20 years, with just the tech they admit-to now in public. And you know there has to be some serious black budget research going on, for things like supersoldiers, etc.. What would it be worth to some group/regime to have guys who could all bench 500 lbs, run 50miles, or all do 10 second hundred meters, and go for a week with no sleep or food if necessary? Stuff like that. I'd bet a year's pay that that sort of research is going on right now, and probably in several places.

  173. Re:Know any good Norwegian jokes? by megaditto · · Score: 1

    My Norwegian is rather rusty and limited, but I knew a guy whose name was Odd Even.

    Also, a girl invited me to her family's 'Lust House'.

    And apparently they store 'Lager' in janitor's closets.

    And 'Sengetøy' took awhile to figure out: WTF are 'bed toys' and why does each family has a dedicated closet for those.

    Was a fun holiday, no kidding.

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  174. Two Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wilt Chamberlain,

    howmany kids must he have? Oh, you wanted 'good atheletes'.. ok nevermind.

  175. Gattaca & Socialism Doom Theory by ablair · · Score: 1

    The brilliant film Gattaca has been there, done that, and shows the early stages of the two "races" separating genetically. But part of the central story also shows how impossible it would be to keep the two human populations separate and avoid constant interbreeding. And who wouldn't interbreed with Uma Thurman anyways?

    Dr. Curry's theory is also doomed by the tenacity of egalitarian and socialist tendancies in human societies. As more & more of the world's populations become more affluent and able to afford more health care, for example, they will insist on universal genetic health coverage too. Controlling genetic diseases in the zygote before they occur will be the first step towards large-scale mental & physical abilities.

  176. Poor assumptions by NixLuver · · Score: 1

    It sounds to me like he's expecting the current fashion (which is changing as we speak) which details skinny women and men as the ideal of beauty to persist over the next 10k years. Go back to the 60s and you find Marylin Monroe - hips, boobs, not skinny. Then further back, in the 20's, the boyish look is in. It's cyclical. To expect it to be definitive in the development of the species is just... silly.

  177. Another flavor of racism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really don't see how this going to work with all our races. Could some intelligent person please explain it to me or am I to assume that it will happen to all races? So tall Japanese and short ones? Or are the Japanese just part of the short crowd? I may be wrong here but this looks more like some kind of deeply prejudicial "prediction" based on arrogance than anything else. Nothing worse than a stuck up "scientist". Does he Hiel Hitler too?

  178. Nazi by wrfelts · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The speculative conclusions that this "Dr." Curry is spewing out is the same type of garbage that promotes and perpetuates racism; a racism of the worst kind, that sears someones conscience into beleiving that another human being is actually a "sub-human". If we encourage this tripe, we are asking for a return to a master race, nazi, mentality. You must remember that many noble sounding causes were based on these kinds of assumptions. Planned Parenthood, for instance was founded by Margaret Sanger for the purpose of reducing the black population because she viewed it as a threat to white purity and control. READ HER OWN BOOKS if you doubt this! Lobotomies, forced sterilization, and forced infanticide are all promoted and perpetuated by the "noble thoughts" of idiots that are broadcast to the masses as fact.

    Mod me down, if you must, but someone has to speak the truth against these monsterous ideas.

  179. What Would Comic Book Guy Say? by mrkitty · · Score: 1

    Worst Joke ever.

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  180. Splitting Up by Shadyman · · Score: 1

    "Human Species May Split In Two"

    Yeah, those who think the author of the article is a nutjob, and those who don't; However, the majority will be with the former.

  181. Very funny (really!)... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    ...but that does mean that you Americans will be extinct!

  182. Roland? Is that you? by treeves · · Score: 1

    Apparently I was the only one (so far) who was sure from reading the summary that this was a Roland Piquepaille submission! What gives?

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  183. Re:Know any good Norwegian jokes? by zokum · · Score: 1

    Odd Even, good name but i can see the problem for english people :-). I have a grandpa whose name was German, and i have a mate called Bent. As for the house, it was a lysthus, lYst house, different vowel mate :-) Lyst in norwegian is not as sexually loaded as it is in english but can be used as a sexual word as well, but it is then a lot more clinical. Also, they don't store lager in a janitor's closet, lager just means 'storage place'. That is in fact where the word lager as in beer comes from, something that has been stored. Sengetøy, well, tøy is norwegian for cloth, so the actual word is bed cloth in this case. Other than that, your knowledge of norwegian is above par for a /.er.

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  184. Two species? Yes - maybe more - but by choice. by M0b1u5 · · Score: 1

    Yes, humans may become distinct species - but I doubt very much whether it will occur as predicted. Far more likely in fact, is that at some point in the future (say 50 years) a large portion of humanity will adopt a "neo-luddite" way of life: accepting a given level of technology and staying at that level in perpetuity - while the remainder of the human race continues to adopt, use (and abuse!) technology to alter themselves and their lives as they see fit.

    This will blur the line between Human and animal/machine fairly rapidly, so that what constitutes "being human" will, by necessity, become fairly ambiguous. Will humans who are 90% machine be any less human than AIs who are 10% biological? Will humans who choose to inhabit android human (or android animal) bodies be any less human for it?

    The use/abuse of technology by humans will be forced upon us as the Singularity approaches, and once it arrives, it will allow humans to completely abandon biology all together. After all, biology was simply a tool of Evolution (capital "E" as opposed to human evolution - small "e") in its quest for complexity. Now that biology has produced technology, the torch of evolution will be passed to the next paradigm: technology and hardware.

    This will allow the pace of evolutionary development to continue at a pace unimaginable by unenhanced human minds. I suggest that these creatures will be "human" in every sense of the word, regardless of whether they are humans moving "upwards" or AIs moving "sideways".

    From that point on, it can only be a matter of centuries before technology gives way to pure energy, and godhood.

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  185. BBC News is going to hell. by Pedrito · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Okay, first of all, he's an evolutionary theorist at the London School of Economics. I simply can't believe the BBC is printing such garbage. I mean, I like sci-fi as much as the next guy, but this is pure fantasy.

    But in the nearer future, humans will evolve in 1,000 years into giants between 6ft and 7ft tall, he predicts, while life-spans will have extended to 120 years, Dr Curry claims.

    Well, first of all, in 1000 years, humans won't evolve to be a foot taller. Even if we were to evolve to those average heights, it'd take a lot longer than 1000 years. I would think anyone knowledgeable about evolution and genetic would know that. Second of all, 120 years? Shit, in the next 1000 years, if the past 100 have been any indication, we'll either have wiped ourselves out, or we'll have virtually unlimited lifespans because of medical advances. Natural lifespan will be completely irrelevant.

    Finally, his entire theory hinges on an upper and lower class being maintained and still existing 1000 years from now. I'm not saying 1000 years from now there won't be classes, but look who was in power 1000 years ago. You think their descendents are still in power?

    This guy's living in a fantasy world and for the BBC to publish this as anything but fiction is simply wreckless.

    1. Re:BBC News is going to hell. by josh82 · · Score: 1

      "Finally, his entire theory hinges on an upper and lower class being maintained and still existing 1000 years from now."

      ...not only that, but also on the complete ignorance of a very factual matter, viz., that people of different social classes enjoy boning each other. I.e., when you have an upper-class man/woman ignoring his/her upper-class spouse, in order to make babies with the (albeit dwarfy, under this theory) maid/butler, we end up with a glorious breed -- one I like to call a regular fucking human.

      And when this ungodly hybrid breaks loose and tries to breed with other upper-class/lower-class/somewhere-in-the-middle-cl ass humans, everything completely falls apart -- for this brain farmer's theory, anyway (I doubt much else will be any different from circa 2006 tedium).

    2. Re:BBC News is going to hell. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Finally, his entire theory hinges on an upper and lower class being maintained and still existing 1000 years from now.

      The whole idea is already wrong. We in Australia haven't had any class for years!
    3. Re:BBC News is going to hell. by craagz · · Score: 3, Funny
      I'm not saying 1000 years from now there won't be classes, but look who was in power 1000 years ago. You think their descendents are still in power?

      THANK GOD

      You have made my day by suggesting 1000 years from now America won't be governed by George Z. Bush

    4. Re:BBC News is going to hell. by ediron2 · · Score: 1
      Well, first of all, in 1000 years, humans won't evolve to be a foot taller. Even if we were to evolve to those average heights, it'd take a lot longer than 1000 years.
      Mean height between 6' and 7' isn't necessarily a foot of additional height. A few inches would do it, since the mean was at 5'8" when I was 18, IIR. And 4" in a thousand years seems easy ... I'm 6' tall and 40 yrs old, and where I live there are obviously a lot more 5'10"+ women in the current generation than there were in mine. Girls within a couple inches of my height have gone from startlingly uncommon to ubiquitous mall-rats in 20 years.

      I'd always believed it was progress in nutrition that made the obvious height increases in my own family over the last two generations, but aside from a few thousand cheap pizzas, I ate pretty well as a kid... so there may be other (genetic?) factors still in play. It isn't unthinkable for genetics and nutrition to push heights up a few more inches in *30* generations.

      That said, I agree that TFA is BS. My wife is 5'2", for example. How'll this sort of 'mixing of subspecies' be stopped? I honestly CANNOT IMAGINE any physical or societal change capable of segregating people based on some superficial characteristic like height. It'd be like defying entropy in physics.
    5. Re:BBC News is going to hell. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit, in the next 1000 years, if the past 100 have been any indication, we'll either have wiped ourselves out, or we'll have virtually unlimited lifespans because of medical advances.

      So you all read The Time Machine. But you didn't read Trouble with Lichen, did you?

    6. Re:BBC News is going to hell. by Martin+S. · · Score: 2

      first of all, he's an evolutionary theorist at the London School of Economics. I simply can't believe the BBC is printing such garbage. I mean, I like sci-fi as much as the next guy, but this is pure fantasy.

      His credentials are first class. A first degree in Natural History and a PhD on the interaction between evolution and morality.

      The LSE is one of the best universities in the world and is the home of the Darwin collection.

    7. Re:BBC News is going to hell. by boingo82 · · Score: 1
      but look who was in power 1000 years ago. You think their descendents are still in power?
      According to this article they are not only still in power, but occupying pretty much every position in society, class-wise. Which just goes to prove your point.
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    8. Re:BBC News is going to hell. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact you don't know about the LSoE says more about you than it does about the BBC. It is a world-class institution, and hey, they teach more than econ! Who knew?

    9. Re:BBC News is going to hell. by khallow · · Score: 1

      Finally, his entire theory hinges on an upper and lower class being maintained and still existing 1000 years from now. I'm not saying 1000 years from now there won't be classes, but look who was in power 1000 years ago. You think their descendents are still in power?

      Yes. As another poster pointed out, everyone is related to everyone once you go enough generations, but there's also the matter of more progeny from the elite of the past. A nobleman of a milenium ago could afford to have more kids, legitimate or otherwise than a peasant. So IMHO, the ancient elites had more genetic input into current humanity. I think this is particularly true of ancient China.

      Having said that, I don't see classes as a necessary evolutionary component though they are common. The emphasis on class is probably due to his UK environment.

      A more likely scenario to me is a number of "pure bred" populations (these need not be considered "upper class", for example, the gypsies or the Ashkenazi Jews of Eastern Europe or the Hutterites of the Great Plains in North America) where genetic inflow is restricted through restrictions either cultural or biological. These sorts of groups will tend to act as genetic sources, namely, contributing to outside the group more than outside genetic influences entering the group. In the future, some of these groups will even be able to genetically modify themselves. And most people will be in a large mixed population. Pretty much like it is today. The so-called "lower class".

      Any speciation will either be in these "pure bred" populations or due to radically different environments (like people adapted to living on Mars or in space).
    10. Re:BBC News is going to hell. by asuffield · · Score: 1
      I simply can't believe the BBC is printing such garbage. I mean, I like sci-fi as much as the next guy, but this is pure fantasy.


      A garbage theory that is being talked about by a significant number of people is news. The BBC would be remiss if they didn't print it.

      They're probably quite aware that it's somewhat dubious, and have stuck carefully to their usual "facts only" reporting style. Also, this is not on the front page (at least, it isn't now, and I don't recall seeing it there earlier), except in the "Most popular" (aka slashdotted) sidebar - so it's not like they're promoting it. Something stupid happened, they reported the facts, then moved on to the next story - that is the job of a journalist. The world would be greatly improved if more so-called "news" agencies would act in this manner.

      It should also be noted that they reported on the association with Bravo, an entertainment channel - to me, that says more than the rest of the article put together.
    11. Re:BBC News is going to hell. by The_Mr_Flibble · · Score: 1

      Vote Kang

  186. 100,000 years by quizzicus · · Score: 1

    Who's to say we'll still be around in 100000 years? I mean, I think we will, but I don't know if I'd want to put money on it.

  187. Technology and Genitic Manipulation...? by Tavor · · Score: 1

    In TFA, they mention technology and genitic manipulation as two of the precursors for a divergence, kind of like a hangover. Question is, if we have genetic manipulation and the technology to cheaply implement it, wouldn't that prevent short ugly little dumb brutes running around like that?

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  188. but, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm tall, thin, healthy and ugly. take that mister scientist!

  189. WRONG Re:On a serious note, .... by kbs · · Score: 1

    If everyone *reproduces*, then evolution stops. Or if there is nothing to determine whether one is more likely to reproduce, then evolution stops.

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    1. Re:WRONG Re:On a serious note, .... by ModMeFlamebait · · Score: 1

      If *nobody* reproduces, evolution still stops, but for a tad different reason :)

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    2. Re:WRONG Re:On a serious note, .... by Fred_A · · Score: 1
      If everyone *reproduces*, then evolution stops. Or if there is nothing to determine whether one is more likely to reproduce, then evolution stops.
      This is a very simplistic view of population change. Actually reproduction is the main factor of genetic change, a.k.a. population mutation. Or evolution. So the more people reproduce, the more potential for change in the population.

      Sex is what creates genetic variants (through blending of the parent's genotypes), not magical influence from cosmic rays and whatnot). Which is why sexual species change at a much greater rate than others.
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    3. Re:WRONG Re:On a serious note, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If everyone *reproduces*, then evolution stops"

      You think children will be born identical to their parents?

      No, genetic mutation will occur even in the absense of natural selection.

    4. Re:WRONG Re:On a serious note, .... by Gotta+ask+yourself.. · · Score: 1

      No, genetic mutation will occur even in the absense of natural selection.

      But they won't be guided, for the absence of natural selection, essentially leading to an increase of genetically transmissible illnesses, certainly not to "evolution".

    5. Re:WRONG Re:On a serious note, .... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Pretty much.

      That may extend to the grand parents but the basic principle will be in effect.

      Then add environment into the mix.

      The human mutation rate per generation is inconsequential. The genetic characteristics of the parents are far more meaningful.

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    6. Re:WRONG Re:On a serious note, .... by VdG · · Score: 1
      Sex is what creates genetic variants (through blending of the parent's genotypes), not magical influence from cosmic rays and whatnot). Which is why sexual species change at a much greater rate than others.


      You're mistaken. The genetic changes are indeed created by cosmic rays and other mutagenic agents: sexual reproduction does not change the chemical composition of the genes.

      What it can do is ensure that new, beneficial genes can spread amongst the population more quickly, although it's not even strictly true to say that the overall rate of change is any greater: new genotypes will occur just as often in an asexual species as in a sexual one, it just takes a tiny bit longer for them to spread.
    7. Re:WRONG Re:On a serious note, .... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      If everyone *reproduces*, then evolution stops. Or if there is nothing to determine whether one is more likely to reproduce, then evolution stops.

      You fail to take into account that reproduction isn't digital, but comes in varying grades of success (i.e. number of offspring). Evolution will take place as long as there are genetics-related differences in that number.

    8. Re:WRONG Re:On a serious note, .... by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      More to the point, as long as everyone has indiscriminate sex the society at large will regress to the mean. Eventually everything gets mixed back in.

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    9. Re:WRONG Re:On a serious note, .... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      No.

      Start with two equal parts of the population. Let's say 1000 couples of each type.

      If one part of the population has 5 children (each of whom has 5 children) (10 child families)
      and the other part has 1 children (each of whom has 1 child) (2 child families)

      After just 5 generations- assuming the two don't mix (say because one is mexican catholics and the other one is upper class asians)- One group has grown to 3125000 couples of reproductive age while the other group still has 1000 couples of reproductive age.

      Evolution is happening at a MUCH higher rate in the 3125000 population than in the 1000 population. It has not stopped.

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  190. Ever parented a teenage girl? by anubi · · Score: 1
    And you thought it was hard keeping your prizewinning pedigreed fancycat (who is in heat) under control with all the neighborhood lowlife toms lurking nearby?

    How many times have we seen rich bored housewives make rendevouz with the gardener, or repairman?

    Its just in our nature. We are like animals - and will go after darned near anything that moves. Especially if alcohol is involved.

    Nah, I don't think its in our willpower to selectively breed ourselves. We will only be able to do that in the sterile emotionless setting of a DNA lab.

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  191. As usual specialists forget the human variable. by Jartan · · Score: 1

    It's getting a bit tiresome listening to these kinds of things. X will happen some mindbogglingly long time from now and "oh my god the horror". Every single one of the models of prediction seem to completely ignore the possibility of what humans will learn and do in such a massive time frame.

    It doesn't take a genius to figure out that even a thousand years from now (let alone 100,000) we will probably be to the point where parents wouldn't dare let their precious children be born stupid and ugly. Even tossing aside the touchy issue of genetics a lot of normal medical science will probably fix a lot of genetic "problems" that people have by anticipating the problems cause and altering it somehow. Plastic surgeons will probably advance their craft so far that the form of a human will have almost nothing to do with his genetic code anymore.

  192. Darwin would be proud by aggressor-on · · Score: 1

    This article is just begging for racial segregation. I wonder what kind of "tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative" people Mr. Curry had in mind... Conversely, I wonder what kind of "dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures" he had in mind...

    Evolution-supported racial discrimination is nothing new. Its right in line with Charles Darwin's book given its full title: "On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life"

    ...What do you think Darwin meant by that?

    1. Re:Darwin would be proud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't actually believe that the races are equal do you? Seriously. Different evolutionary branches of humans came about as humans adapted to new conditions.

      How many Negro Beethovens are there? Zero.

  193. Not Likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless the intelligent line takes pity on the dumb line... I'd bet the dumb ones will eventually kill themselves off... unless the intelligent ones pull off a "Time Machine" stunt.

  194. Unless There is Geographic Isolation of Peoples by MCTFB · · Score: 1

    Then the human species will not split even if the frequency of breeding between the haves and the have nots decreases significantly. If his hypothesis were correct, then Africans and Asians and Caucasians would already be classified as different species, but low and behold, Thomas Jefferson had no problem fathering children with his house slave of African descent, and thousands, perhaps millions of caucasian men from North America and Europe have no problem in fathering illegitimate children with the mothers of prostitutes from south east asian countries like Thailand. And then there are the modern Latin American nations which are a mix in varying degrees of African, Native American, and Caucasian descent.

    Divergence of the species will never happen unless:

    (A) There is a major nuclear war, worldwide natural disaster, or other calamity that depopulates the planet so much that human civilization is split up into distinct areas of the world where people have no ability to migrate at all. This of course is unlikely since our big brains allow us to creatively come up with the idea of boats for the purpose of island hopping, as well as the fact that human beings can survive in just about any climate on earth, which all means that humanity has very little chance of being geographically isolated from each other for a long enough period of time for new species of humans to occur.

    (B) Human beings start colonizing other planets where travel between those planets becomes more and more disconnected. Think Vulcans and Romulans in this context. If there is even a small amount of interbreeding between planetary people's, then a new species of humans will simply not occur.

    (C) A new species of humans is created artificially. Highly unlikely for a variety of reasons, because even though we have the technology to tinker with genes, being able to program entire genes, chromosomes, and lifeforms is something that medical science is so far away from that I doubt it will happen anytime in the next 1000 years. The sheer amount of information encoded in human DNA is just so vast that I doubt any one human being could ever master it in a way to reliably play god. Perhaps some tinkering might go on in the meantime, but these new "upgraded" genes, will undoubtedly be passed onto the general population unless they mutate the DNA so much that the human being containing them will become infertile. Kinda like when you combine a lion and a tiger to create a liger, or combining a horse and a donkey to create a mule, except in this case you are not cross breeding different species to create totally new DNA, but rather you are manipulating the genes in a fundamental way which may cause infertility and therefore an evolutionary dead end for this newly created human species.

    Also, it is important to point out that human social behaviour has safeguards against the Morlock and Eloi scenario that the author alludes to. In just about every culture on the planet, women marry up and men marry down. The more intelligent and more educated a woman happens to be, the less desirable she becomes to MOST MEN (certainly not true of myself). The opposite is true for men, where the more intelligent and more educated a man happens to be, the more attractive he is to MOST WOMEN. This means that if a man and woman have two children named Adam and Eve, then the odds are that Adam will end up marrying a woman less intelligent than himself and Eve will end up marrying a man more intelligent than herself if they marry at all. If Adam is a lout, then he probably won't make much money and probably won't be attractive to most women (of course there are exceptions to this rule in some subcultures of America were drug dealing thugs are the ideal mates to the women in those communities). If Eve is really smart and makes more money than all of the guys in her peer group, these men will likely shy away from bothering with her because most men do not feel comfortable with a woman being the dominant person in a relationship.

    If smart men were pick

  195. Think we will even last that long? I think not... by zicherd · · Score: 1

    3 generations at most. We will end up killing ourselves (war or environmental) or virus will wipe us out.

  196. Evolutionary biologist calls farglesnot by quixote9 · · Score: 1

    The BBC article makes for good reading the same way a National Enquirer piece about bat boys does, but other than that: forget it. Evolutionary biology is what I taught at universities for decades, and my first thought on reading that was: this is going to require the invention of a new gene for male choosiness. Then there's going to have to be plenty of selective pressure to strengthen it. In other words, men who are choosy about who they'll have sex with have more reproductive success than the other kind. Biologists define reproductive success as having offspring that themselves reach reproductive age.

    Obviously, once people were separated into trolls and Greek gods, the two species wouldn't have a thing to say to each other. But to reach that point, very small differences have to be enough to stop people from having sex. Even women don't seem to be choosy enough to prevent plenty of genetic mixing everywhere on the planet.

    I don't know about you, but I think we'll be having faster than light travel long before people swear off sex with everyone who doesn't make the grade. What do you think?

  197. Steaming pile of S**te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw this article a few days ago and I've been waiting to see if it's submitted to /.

    I don't understand why people believe this utter tripe...

    "chins will be reduced due to less use"

    Oh come on, mendel debunked this stupid thinking over 100 years ago... there will only be change if there is evolutionary pressure for it... and the concept of what is regarded as healthy and beautiful has changed in merely the last 100 years... making predictions about 1,000-10,000 years time is just nonsense.

  198. Social Darwinism by Tony · · Score: 1

    Why the fuck does Social Darwinism still get air-time? This is usually trotted out by some economist about once every couple of years, and the idea is that because some people are rich, they are "better-adapted" and more intelligent than the poor.

    This is utter and complete bullshit. Rich people are rich often because the money is hereditary, or because they are ruthless enough to exploit others. This has little-to-nothing to do with actual evolution, as wealth rarely lasts beyond a few generations, but the genetics do.

    This also assumes that the poor are unintelligent, rather than just uneducated. The education system in the United States is set up such that poor people receive a lesser education than those in rich neighborhoods. The poor stay poor (in general) because the system is stacked against them, and they have a lot more to overcome, not because they are genetically-deficient in some way.

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  199. Correction to GP post by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

    Except the US is not a free market, but rather is corporatism masquerading as a free market. Get your facts straight.

  200. Bigger penii just run in the family... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    the human family.

    You might think that a horse has a really big penis. But look at a horses penis sometime. Really *look* at it.

    Now look at the horse.

    Now look at your own penis. *Just* look.

    Compare the proportions of the horse to its penis.

    Now compare the proportions of your (Joe Average Human) penis.

    Sure the horse has a large penis.

    But if you -- a human being -- were the size of a horse, your penis would be the size of a *human*being*!

    Humans have about the largest penis in proportion to body size in the mammal world. Its only reasonable to suppose that the trends which led to this will only continue, with or without our daily diet of spam.

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    1. Re:Bigger penii just run in the family... by Peter+Mork · · Score: 1
      Humans have about the largest penis in proportion to body size in the mammal world.

      Then there's the bat. According to my father (who has been studying bats in MN for decades), a little brown bat is about 2" long. Its penis is about 1" long. If a little brown bat were human sized, its penis would be around 3 feet long!

    2. Re:Bigger penii just run in the family... by NeedMoreCowbell · · Score: 1

      Dad, what do you do? I study bats son. Really? Could you be more specific? No.

  201. K vs r selected species by myowntrueself · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think its along the lines of a split into K and r selected sub-species.

    r-selected species reproduce rapidly with little care for offspring.

    K-selected species reproduce slowly and invest heavily in their offspring.

    It sounds reasonable to extrapolate this from the behavior of educated vs uneducated humans.

    The educated breed less but spend more on childcare.

    The uneducated breed more and don't spend so much on childcare.

    We almost get this trend 'for free'.

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    1. Re:K vs r selected species by gsasha · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Except that in animals, most of the K offsprings don't survive long enough to reproduce. Won't happen to humans - and thus the K type will dominate.

    2. Re:K vs r selected species by Skinny+Rav · · Score: 1
      Except that in animals, most of the K offsprings don't survive long enough to reproduce. Won't happen to humans - and thus the K type will dominate


      Another thing: care more for children -> have less children at some points means: care a lot for children -> have one/no child -> open road for extinction, which just strengthens the trend.

      Raf
  202. little risk of that by oohshiny · · Score: 1

    According to an article at the BBC, an evolutionary theorist in London suggests that humanity may split into two sub-species within the next 100,000 years.

    The way we're going, it's unlikely we'll even survive the next 100,000 years.

    Seriously, though: this theme has been explored in science fiction stories multiple times. These kinds of futurists apparently are simply scifi writers that can't write.

  203. Sperm shopping by redelm · · Score: 1
    Nice scare piece, but it's not going to happen: the fertility of beauty gals isn't going to beat 2.0 and the uglies will get lots of sperm from beauty boys.

  204. Cross breeding by madbawa · · Score: 0

    To have two distinguishable species, the breeding needs to be controlled. And as I see it, its an NP-Hard problem :)
    Also, there is the issue with midget porno. Children born of such encounters will be somewhere in-between the Good and the Ugly. As long as sex is uncontrolled, there will always be a gradual distinction between the species of humans as there is today (you have American Chinks and you have Asian (pure) Chinks. Just like you have the blacks and the browns). Even 10000 years is too short a period for absolutely distinct species to evolve.

  205. Filler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People have a hard enough time trying to predict what's going to happen in tomorrow's stock market, let alone the genetic fluctuations of an entire species 10 to 100 thousand years from now.

    This article is mindless, hypothetical sci-fi fiction for a slow news day.

  206. Just ask Master Shake... by settrans · · Score: 1

    It is the beautiful people that are the smart ones, and it is that very same smartness that makes them rich.

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  207. Sure, it will by v4vijayakumar · · Score: 1

    Sure, it will.
    Upper class + Upper class = Mostly upper class (common)
    Underclass + Underclass = Mostly underclass (common)
    Upper class + Underclass = upper class / underclass (rare)
    Underclass + Upper class = underclass / upper class (rare)

  208. Artificial evolution by Requiem18th · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm i the only one who thinks that, 100 000 years from now humans will be either:

    a) Suficiently advanced as to choose their own physical apparence and bodly composition or...
    b) Extinct.

    those are my theories.

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  209. Poor by Z34107 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Are you kidding me?

    India has seen the end of a caste system and has moved into a knowledge-based economy. Their poor are becoming literate, and taking "our" IT jobs. The prospects for the average Indian are getting better as the days go on.

    Ditto for China. The front page article of the Oct. 17 Investor's Business Daily is "Chinese Wage Growth Surging, But Hasn't Fueled Higher Prices." Although the focus of the article is on urban China (where unskilled/semiskilled workers have been seeing wage increases between 5 and 20 percent each year since 2000), it also mentions how efforts to "exploit" rural farmers for labor have also driven up their wages.

    Although the "Cultural Revolution" was definitely a setback for the Chinese economy, things have been going wonderfully for them since. Consider that in the 80s, Proctor and Gamble researched expanding into the Chinese shampoo market - only to realize that there wasn't any. The average peasant could only afford a bottle the size you find complimentary with your hotel room; and even then, only once a year, for a special occaision. McDonalds and other fast food places ha da little more success, but mostly with the wealthy and tourists - as in Russia, peasants would make pilgrimages of sorts to a fast-food restaurant that they could only afford to eat at once a year.

    Now, the standard of living in China is rising rapidly - people can not only feed themselves, but they have cars and consumer electronics! They have computers and internet - remember that big firewall China has? Their standard of living is rapidly approaching western standards - a far cry from when Mao Zedung encouraged peasants to smelt steel in their backyards.

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    1. Re:Poor by Afrosheen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wow, you sure have a shiny opinion of India. The fact remains that the caste system is still in strong effect. On the way to the Microsoft campus in Hyderabad, you see people living in vinyl tents along the sidewalks. These people are the untouchables, nobody helps them or even looks at them. It's worse than the homeless here in the US, because at least there are hundreds (if not thousands) of nonprofits dedicated to feeding/bathing/caring for the homeless. If you're homeless in India, you are truly fucked. And about the only way to be homeless is to be born homeless, and thanks to the caste system you will stay that way until the day you meet your untimely demise. Another sad point is that during the tsunami that wrecked Southeast Asia, Sri Lanka, and India's coast, India denied any public information regarding the number of dead or missing. Why? Because everyone who lives on the beaches and coastlines in southern India where the tsunami hit is in the garbage caste. They were uncounted and the Indian government refused and barred assistance from any agency. That's pretty damn bad.

        Education is lifting Indians up, but not Indians in the lowest part of the caste. The middle class is emerging along with the upper class. It's the opposite of what's happening in the US, where the congregational focus of wealth is just becoming more and more concentrated into a very thin sliver of the populous, eroding the middle class and widening the gulf between all classes. However, the US also maintains a caste system but it's based more on personal wealth and education than bloodline. Americans at least have opportunities to get ahead, even if the glass ceiling is dropping lower by the hour for the middle class. Minimum wage hasn't budged in over a decade and congress is holding it down by the throat. In fact, the current US minimum wage, after being adjusted for inflation, is the worst it's been since 1955. $5.15 today is the equivalent of only $3.95 in 1995 -- lower than the $4.25 minimum wage level before the 1996-97 increase.

        I know how easy it is to sit back and point fingers and say 'well this country has these problems, they must be doing something wrong', so I provided the bit about the US in contrast to admit that yes, we all have our economic and social issues to deal with. Hope I enlightened someone today. :)

    2. Re:Poor by Physician · · Score: 1

      "remember that big firewall China has?" Last I checked, the great wall of China was not made of fire.

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    3. Re:Poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      How do you know the people in the vinyl tests are untouchables? Did you ask them? People end up living in slums in India because the are *poor* not because of their caste. There are plenty of upper castes that live in slums because they cannot afford housing in the cities. I remember the news channels in India giving 24hrs coverage of the Tsunami in India with constant update of the number of missing or dead. I am not sure which rock you live under but you could have tried to turn on the TV or go online to any Indian news site. There were plenty of interviews of people from all walks of life. 27% of seats in institutes of higher learning are reserved for SC/ST (lower castes) in India. In some states the number is over 90%. Similar number of jobs in the public sector are also set aside for them. So no education in India is not restricted to the upper class. I am not saying all the issues with caste have been solved. But it is much better than what it was at independence and is improving everyday. In fact lots of people I know in India have married *outside* their caste.

    4. Re:Poor by canadian_right · · Score: 2, Informative
      While things are improving in India, many people in India do live in poverty. The middle class, if defined loosely, is about 250 to 300 million people. The middle class should be about 50% of the population in 2025 if it continues to grow at its current rate of about 1% a year. This is out of a population of about 1.1 billion people.

      Only one third of rural homes have electricty.
      10% live under the "poverty line", as set by the Indian government.
      40% are illiterate

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    5. Re:Poor by zeromorph · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you, the situation in India is not as bad as the poster describes it. Especially the state is not as inattentive to the needs of the Indian people as the posters appearently assumes.

      But You, him, and the grand-grand-parent-poster definitely ignore the big divide between urban and rural areas in India and China. Most of the described benefits from economical growth cluster around a few urban centres leaving the vast majority under really dreadful conditions.

      But back to the main topic: A lot of the division of humans described by Dr Curry (by all names) has been in practice in India for a very long time now. The caste system is a kind of small scale rascism restricting people (traditionally but often also today) in their choice of profession and spouse. And I think it's a good example that nothing will happen on biological level even over the long run.

      And come on, do you really think, people do not procreate with people they wouldn't want to have as official partners, that hilarious.

      Nope, nothing to see here but a little biologism.

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    6. Re:Poor by loraksus · · Score: 5, Informative

      India has seen the end of a caste system
      Maybe officially, but I know a whole lot of people would call bullshit on that.

      and has moved into a knowledge-based economy.
      Sort of. Aside from a very small minority of extremely intelligent and motivated people who are doing some damn impressive work, most indians don't work in a knowledge based economy. Unless you count reading from a script... And those are the lucky ones. There are still lots of farmers....

      Their poor are becoming literate, and taking "our" IT jobs.
      Their "poor" are in villages in very remote areas where not even the Army dares to enter because it is controlled by warlords and they get massacred every time they go in (look it up). These are the same places where you hear of village elders who sentence the offender's daughter to be gang raped, wives being burned alive, etc.
      Yes, there are a good number of educated Indians, however keep in mind that India also has a lot of people. A whole lot of those people live in some pretty shitty places and don't even have power 24 hours a day.

      The prospects for the average Indian are getting better as the days go on.
      Maybe, but they still have a ways to go.

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    7. Re:Poor by Builder · · Score: 1

      India's caste system has been abolished IN THEORY! But if it really was, why are so many people converting to other religions just to escape the caste system ?

      See here for more info

    8. Re:Poor by XchristX · · Score: 5, Informative

      About poverty in India:

      It is a highly controversial topic. There is bias in all directions. Certainly, the western media (oddly, the liberals most of all) love to portray India exclusively as a country of beggars and untouchables. It certainly makes them feel secure in their hatred of Indians.

      However, there is no doubt that the human development index of India has risen remarkably over the last few decades (certainly a lot more than other countries in the subcontinent, where the poverty situation is worse).

      There is an ongoing controversy over poverty statistics and figures made during the nineties, with some economists, banks, sociologists siding with the figures that indicate reduced poverty and others siding with
      the "India is a country of beggars and untouchables" polemic.

      The world bank's assessment is below:
      http://web.worldbank.org/WBSITE/EXTERNAL/COUNTRIES /SOUTHASIAEXT/EXTSAREGTOPPOVRED/0,,contentMDK:2057 4067~menuPK:493447~pagePK:34004173~piPK:34003707~t heSitePK:493441,00.html

      The Indian debate has run parallel to, and is itself a large part of, the wider debate about globalization and poverty. The economic reforms of the early 1990s were followed by rates of economic growth that were high by Indian historical standards. The effects on poverty remain controversial, and the official numbers published by the Government of India,showing a reduction of poverty from 36 percent of the population in 1993 - 94 to 26 percent of the population in 1999 - 00, have been challenged both for allegedly showing too little and too much poverty reduction

      Issues over "data and dogma" in a paper published by a Princeton Univ prof and a world bank guy:

      http://poverty2.forumone.com/files/15168_deaton_ko zel_2004.pdf

      There has been a consensus on the fact that liberalization has led to a reduction of income poverty. The picture, however, is not so clear if one considers other factors (such as health, education, crime and access to infrastructure). Some have criticozed the stats as too one-dimensional.However, they only criticize, and do not offer any ways to objectively gauge all the criteria for poverty in India, suggesting that they are simply whining.

      With the rapid economic growth that India is experiencing, it is likely that a significant fraction of the rural population will continue to migrate toward cities, making the issue of urban poverty more significant in the long run

      http://www.csh-delhi.com/events/downloads/Backgrou ndNote67102006.pdf

      Although there is no full consensus on what happened to Indian poverty in the 1990s, it is claimed that the official estimates of poverty reduction are too optimistic, particularly for rural India. This alleged overoptimism was amplified by statistical uncertainty that created space for commentators to argue that poverty had been virtually eliminated in India in the wake of the economic reforms.

      On the other side, well-known economits Pravin Visaria have defended the validity of many of the statistics that demonstrated the reduction in overall poverty in India, as well as the declration made by India's Finance Minister Yashwant Sinha that poverty in India has reduced significantly.

      He asserts that the state surveys were well designed and supervised and felt that just because they did not appear to fit preconceived notions about poverty in India,they should not be dismissed outright

      http://www.india-today.com/itoday/20010319/jairam. shtml

      Also, Nicholas Stern, vi

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    9. Re:Poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow arent you clever. If people live on the road side, these are the indian equivalent of the homeless you have in the US and nothing to do with the caste system. Last I heard, regardless of caste, you need to work to get food, clothing shelter. Are you sure you didnt come to Hyderabad a 100 years or more ago ?

    10. Re:Poor by aneeshm · · Score: 0

      I call BS . THe caste system has been illegal since independence , and 50 % of all university seats in ALL colleges and universities ( private ones included ) , along with in government jobs , are reservred for the lower castes , in what I consider to be a rather retarded implementation of affirmative action . There are far better ways of helping the poor and lower castes , such as by providing primary and secondary education to them free of cost , after which they can compete on equal terms with the other castes , but there are no short-term political benefits to doing that , so , in order to gain lower-caste votes , politicians pander to issues-of-the-minute , and sell the country down the drain .

    11. Re:Poor by ma_sivakumar · · Score: 5, Informative

      Caste is still alive and kicking in India.

      • You can go to any online matrimonial sites for Indians (example (no affiliation) and look at ads categorised into castes.
      • All leading newspapers ( example (no affliation) run classifieds every week caste wise.
      • In major states there are caste based political parties gaining strength year by year. example BSP , PMK

      Having said that there are major initiatives to help the suppressed castes to come up in life. Reservations for the most backward castes (classified as scheduled castes) and tribal populations (scheduled tribes) are in vogue for decades in all central and state government employment and higher education institutions.

      Many states have gone further and implemented reservations for other categories of backward castes too. There is a raging debate about this issue. There are proposals to extend the reservation concept to the private sector too.

      In short, yes, the caste system is still alive as thousands of years of practices are hard to kick in decades. But, there are definite efforts to get rid of the stigma attached to the so called lower castes and help everyone to have a decent life.

      Those who live on the pavements are not necessarily of lower caste. They could be migrant farmers from the villages. The caste system operates with all its tragedies in villages, not in big cities.

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    12. Re:Poor by XchristX · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not only that, but the chief forger of the Indian Constitution, Bhimrao "Babasaheb" Ambedkar, himself a Dalit "untouchable", was extremely critical of religion and discrimination, specifically of the practice of discriminating against the Dalit "untouchables" in Hindu society and the rampant discrimination of the Arzal "untouchables" in Muslim society in South Asia.

      His position on castes was likened to that of the American founding fathers on the separation of religion and state. In addition, Amebedkar frequently cited the reforms of Mustafa Kemal Ataturk in Turkey as precedent for abolishing untouchability.

      He absolutely loathed the Varnas among Hindus and the Ashraf/Ajlaf divide + the Quomiyat/Beradari system among Muslims. His criticism was so aggressive that he became rather unpopular among orthodox Hindu Brahmins and orthodox Muslim Mullahs, particularly among the Muslim League people in Pakistan, which was formed during Ambedkar's time (all this despite that fact that Ambedkar supported the segregation of Pakistan).

      Plus, the president and commander-in-chief of India's armed forces from 1997-2002 was K.R. Narayanan, a Dalit "untouchable". The current president of India, Abdul Kalam, is an "Ajlaf" (low caste) Muslim.
      Also, Abdus Salaam, a famous physicist known for his work on the Glashow Weinberg Salaam electroweak theory that earned him a Nobel Prize, was a low-caste "Mojahir" Muslim by birth.

      Reservation in India (a more drastic version of affirmative action) is a horrible idea as it completely removes all concept of position by merit. The argument that "my granddaddy was forced to carry night soil from one end of my village to another so please give me a seat in IIT despite the fact that I don't know how to integrate x*e^(x) and have never heard of complex variables" only goes so far. It goes far enough to warrant, say a 20% quota, but 50%??? That's pushing it.

      Btw I say this as a low caste guy myself so am not partisan at all. Putting reservation in primary/secondary schools is ok as it gives the SC/ST/OBC's the boost they need to get into the education system. But it needs to end there. Admission to colleges and higher education should be largely on merit with a small quota for political correctedness. Same for IAS and other job appointments. I personally know several SC's who were my co-students in IIT who got in by virtue of merit and did well by virtue of merit. They did not need any quota to get in as they did well on their own abilities.

      The 50% quota thing is just a votebank move by politicians based on the fraudulent data inspired by the fraudulent Mandal Commission of the 70s. It is merely a ploy to get votes from the SC/ST blocs who have been polarized by sectarian "activists", themselves the most communal bastards of the lot.

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    13. Re:Poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now, the standard of living in China is rising rapidly - people can not only feed themselves, but they have cars and consumer electronics! They have computers and internet - remember that big firewall China has? Their standard of living is rapidly approaching western standards

      Are you kidding me?

      There are more than 1 billion rural illiterate peasants in China. The urban middle class have a standard of living that is approaching their Western counterparts, but don't forget there are many more poor in the countryside.

      Even if the Chinese middle class amounts to 100 million people, there are still many times more peasants in the countryside, and the Chinese government has to manage their expectations as well. I have read some articles that suggest that the Chinese peasants are a significant threat to the political and economic stability of China. Partly because they can see the standard of living people have in the city that they cannot have, and partly because there will not be enough women to go around due to years of gender selection that has favoured sons over daughters. As a result, there will be tens of millions of illiterate males who have no prospect of finding a wife.

      China is a big place, and life in the major cities is not representative of what the vast majority of Chinese people will experience.

    14. Re:Poor by bobsil1 · · Score: 1

      Their "poor" are in villages in very remote areas where not even the Army dares to enter because it is controlled by warlords and they get massacred every time they go in

      You're confusing India with Pakistan's northwest frontier province, which borders Afghanistan. Very different.

    15. Re:Poor by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > and 50 % of all...government jobs , are reservred for the lower castes

      I recall when this happened about 15 years ago. Indian college students were on the rampage -- against it. I asked some Indian guys I worked with why this was. After all, aren't college students supposed to be idealistic and liberal?

      Well, it turns out that government jobs are the way to wealth due to corruption. If you could get to be the local building permit guy, you had it on easy streat. The "fee" for approval is typically 10% of the cost of construction of the building.

      That's right, college students were upset these corrupt jobs were being set aside for the lower castes.

      And now you know why India's economy is on the slow growth. Economic freedom does not thrive when the government gets in the way, either legally, via innumerable regulations, or illegally, via demands for kickbacks for everything just to get the government back out of the way.

      And, of course, both are in reality the exact same principle. Somebody with a police force behind him wants something they don't get the honest way, so they use the power of government, legally or illegally, to get in the way of business. The rest is just smoke and mirrors to mesmerize the useful idiots.

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    16. Re:Poor by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      I had no idea that Affirmative Action was being used in India of all places. This thread I started has turned out to be pretty informative after all. :)

    17. Re:Poor by MacDork · · Score: 1

      Now, the standard of living in China is rising rapidly

      For the upper 20%. The bottom 80% remain dirt poor with little hope of ever changing that. A great documentary regarding that issue and a number of others in China is located at http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/tankman/vi ew/

    18. Re:Poor by XchristX · · Score: 2, Informative

      Er, conversion to what? Islam? Muslims in India have a well-oiled Caste system already. Read about the Ashraf/Ajlaf divide The Qomiyat of Swat, Pakistan and Bengal and the jajmin/Kamin separation.

      Among Muslims, the Ashraf are regarded as those descended from Arab stock and are mandated by Fatwas to be "superior" to those converted from Hinduism, called "Ajlaf". even among the Ajlaf we have the "Arzal" who are treated as untouchable. To quote a scholarly paper Arzals are those:

      "with whom no other Muhammadan would associate, and who are forbidden to enter the mosque or to use the public burial ground"

      http://www.indianexpress.com/story/12109.html

      http://stateless.freehosting.net/Caste%20in%20Indi an%20Muslim%20Society.htm

      Read this famous book by Ambedkar (I already spoke about him in a thread earlier), a Buddhist by the way, who exposes the entire Muslim Caste System in South Asia:

      http://www.columbia.edu/itc/mealac/pritchett/00amb edkar/ambedkar_partition/410.html

      Also, read:

      Aggarwal, Patrap. Caste and Social Stratification Among Muslims in India.
      Social Stratification Among Muslims in India by Zarina Bhatty

      and "Political theory in the Delhi Sultanate by Mohamed Habib" when the Muslim Castes of Ashraf/Ajlaf/Arzal was established by religious sancation through the Fatwa-i-Jahandari.

      Convert to Christianity? Dalit Christians are the among the most persecuted people in India right now. Read about Bama Faustina, a Dalit Christian, who has exposed the atrocities committed on Dalit Christians by the Christian clergy

      http://www.hinduonnet.com/2001/09/16/stories/13160 17m.htm

      http://www.womenswriting.com/writerdetails.asp?wri terid=116

      In the book "Sangati":
      http://www.us.oup.com/us/catalog/general/subject/L iteratureEnglish/WorldLiterature/India/~~/dmlldz11 c2EmY2k9OTc4MDE5NTY3MDg4Mg==

      Christian churches in India are largely controlled by upper caste Christian Priests and nuns. Low-caste Dalit Christians are discriminated against by the upper-caste Christians. The extent and practice of untouchability within the Indian Christian community have been researched. Chapels for Dalit Christians are often segregated from Christians of a higher caste. Other churches admit Dalit Christians, but keep separate pews for them. Dalit Christians are buried in separate cemeteries. In addition, Dalit boys are not allowed to be altar boys or lectors.In addition, there are various instances of economic discrimination where Dalit Christians are not allowed to own arable land by upper caste Christian clergy. In many Christian communities in India, bonded labor is still practiced. As a consequence of the discrimination, Dalit Christians tend to be very poor and undernourished. Dalit Christians are denied education by the Upper Caste Priests and nuns. Very few Dalit Christians are involved in administrative services, except for the few who reconverted back to Hinduism.

      http://indianhope.free.fr/site_eng/article_5.php3

      The only realistic religion to convert to would be Buddhism, which is no biggie because Buddhism originated in India only. However, the movement is being taken over by violent extremists and anti-Hindu bigots who have even gone so far as to side with Islamist terrorists in Kashmir who ethnically cleansed millions of Hindu

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    19. Re:Poor by Sattwic · · Score: 1

      Enlightened? You need to read more than your love to pontificate. Quote: On the way to the Microsoft campus in Hyderabad, you see people living in vinyl tents along the sidewalks. These people are the untouchables Wrong. How easily you term them 'untouchables' - It only reveals you gross ignorance of the subject matter you choose to write about.. Can you tell me one caste name in Bangalore who are 'untouchables'? and pray, what is the current relevent name for Untouchables? Answer: 'Scheduled Tribes and Scheduled Castes' Majority of slum-dwellers are not 'untouchable' classes, but belong to 'Backward' or 'Most Backward' classes. There have been numerous studies that establish this. Quote: If you're homeless in India, you are truly fucked. And about the only way to be homeless is to be born homeless, and thanks to the caste system you will stay that way until the day you meet your untimely demise Nobody is exactly 'homeless' in India. They may live in squalid conditions, under a make-shift tent, but in Indian context, that is still a home, which has a number or address and the residents are accounted and possess voting rights that they exercise. The Slums are NOT static, but immigrants from villages moving to cities live in slums as a transitory residential phase (that can last years however) before they can move on. India, as one of the most populous nation has a huge market and economical life. Majority of slum dwellers are 'self-employed' and are sure making their way up, slowly but surely. There is a huge transition underway in India and all economists have taken note of this huge shift. Quote: Education is lifting Indians up, but not Indians in the lowest part of the caste. Funny Caveat! Govermental policies like reservations for lower castes in Institutions (Affirmation actions) have been in place since independence. A lower caste student has better chances of getting a place at elite institutions than a higher caste student. In states such as Tamil Nadu, 70% of the seats in Institutions are reserved for lower castes. Only the remaining 30% is open for general competition. And yes, Remember that it was India's WEALTH that attracted everyone, from the Persians to the British, Dutch and the French. India was not the same 100 years ago. It was a rich nation until it was plundered by every warring tribe that could invade it.

    20. Re:Poor by XchristX · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are oversimplifying on several counts:

      1. Corruption is hardly the argument to justify quotas. You are using straw man arguments to deflect from the issue at hand. The issue at hand is merit vs. quota. Quotas are not given on the basis of merit and that is morally and academically wrong no matter what the motivation of the opposer is (btw I am also critical of affirmative action in the USA on the same grounds even though I am intellectually sympathetic to the discrimination faced by the African Americans and Hispanics).

      2. I was a "college student" and I was neither idealistic nor liberal. I was always a conservative Hindu from a low-caste (but urban middle class) background and I was not alone. I opposed reservation on the grounds that non-meritorious students would get in and professors would be forced to lower standards to accomodate them, which is precisely what is happening in my alma mater with this 50% quota crap.

      3. The IAS (Indian Administrative Service) is corrupt because it is bottom heavy and hindered by quota entries with no real merit. Corruption is the effect, not the cause. Don't conflate cause and effect.

      I agree with the claim that "Economic freedom does not thrive when the government gets in the way". I am a conservative as Americans would say, not a liberal "moonbat". I advocate for small decentralized government, which the present leftist UPA government in India is not doing.

      Note that the so-called "Right-Wing" NDA coalition government of the last election term did precisely that, tried not to get in the way. They enacted the "Prasaar Bharati" bill which freed media from government regulation, they favored small businesses, encouraged investment, tried to reverse the isolationist policies and the horrid 5-year plans of the Congress party Government of before etc. They lost because of their disastrous election campaign and the votebank hatemongering of the liberal leftists. Their only major flaws were that they focussed too much on the small businesses which looke bad to the rurals in the short run (which the left wing propagandists exploited to the hilt), and they scared some minorities with their rhetoric (though bear in mind that President Kalam, a Muslim minority, as well as several Muslim constituencies in the state of Uttar Pradesh were and still are pro-NDA), another thing which the left-wing exaggerated and propagandized assiduously.

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    21. Re:Poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Minimum wage isn't a measure of high standards of living. It's a way to bar lower-skilled workers, predominantly of a particular race or class, from entering the workforce and competing with the higher-paid race or class. White South Africans pushed hard for increased minimum wages for blacks not because they thought the blacks needed better wages, but because it kept the blacks out of the job market, protecting white labor. As long as minimum wage, in real terms, continues to drop in the US, it will provide lower barriers to entry in low-skilled employment, which is better, not worse, for everybody. Where the market supports higher wages, minimum wage isn't an issue.

      The less government interferes with prices, including labor, the better economy and wage growth is for everybody.

  210. 3 Steps to Divorce: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Brag about hot wife on Slashdot
    2. Link to pic of hot wife on Slashdot
    3. Receive call from divorce lawyer over millions of nerds whacking off to hot wife's pic

  211. Nope, not happening. by Inmatarian · · Score: 1

    I say no.

    This type of split would have already happened in the human race. Current trends aren't all that special, considering a few hundred years ago when Monarch still ruled and only mated with other royalty. The result was inbreeding. All of the European affluent ended up related and the human race ended up with a less than ideal ruling class, which resulted in them being pushed up against the wall and shot.

    I predict a cycle. When the species seems like it'll be branching, the lesser species will take over the "greater" through sheer numbers, since the affluent get a lot more choosey and have less kids overall.

  212. I am no evolutionographologist, but... by novafire · · Score: 1

    The story mentioned human jaws becoming smaller due to no need for chewing, but evolution does not exactly work that way. If someone does not chew, that does not change that persons DNA and pass on genes for a smaller jaw. They pass on genes for whatever sized jaw they happen to have encoded in their genes since birth. Now how would easier to chew foods favor the reproduction in humans with any specifically sized jaws? Large and small jaws would both chew mush just fine and I don't think that effects our ability to servive or sexual selection all that much. Well, maybe women who look like Jay Leno might find it hard to find a date. But seriously, can someone clear this up for me?

  213. so what did this guy just read "the time machine" by ALpaca2500 · · Score: 1

    is it me or does it sound like he's describing morlocs? h.g. wells had the same idea 110 years ago.

  214. The argument is flawed by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

    People probably aren't going to like being weak, unhealthy, and underpowered in the future. Biotech will definitely keep the genepool free of defects in the rich, and probably will in the poor at some point (via retroviral engineering in their food?). Of course, what's more likely to happen, is that people will want to modify themselves in ways inconsistent with our current version of humanity (like extra limbs ,more cones in your eyes, a more efficient brain, or perhaps a redundant heart). This is exactly the argument that geeks will eventually evolve into cyclopcies with many hands. Technology changes, and those changes eventually will remove the problems either intentionally or unintentionally.

  215. Beauty being in the eye of the beholder... by LS · · Score: 1

    the wording of this article clearly indicates that the author believes himself to be on the track of the tall, skinny, intelligent class. After species split in two, does one species still believe the other to be more attractive, or are they more attracted to their own? The "ugly, squat" creatures will actually find their own characteristics more beautiful. You don't see sparrows and woodchucks trying to chase down Swedes do you? Beauty is SUBJECTIVE. This is all bullshit anyway, as genetic engineering will interfere and specialize the human classes far sooner than any naturally occuring dualistic split.

    LS

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  216. And the Trofim Lysenko Award For... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Acheivement in the Biological Sciences Goes to....TFA!

  217. Re:Know any good Norwegian jokes? by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

    Odd Even, good name but i can see the problem for english people

    I'll give you even odds they woldn't even notice.

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  218. I'm confused... by Belial6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    My 2 year old son has been bitten by other humans 10 times in the last 12 weeks. This would indicate he is Eloi, yet, I am far to unattractive to be anything other than a Morlok. Can Morloks produce Eloi offspring? Or do the Morloks get eaten too, and Wells forgot to mention that?

    1. Re:I'm confused... by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

      It could be a spontaneous mutation. Go see your neighborhood geneticist (don't eat him!), he should be interested by your case. Maybe he can publish. ;)

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  219. If Darwin is anything to shout about... by cryptor3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

    I like Chinese, yes I like Chinese.

    1. Re:If Darwin is anything to shout about... by strange_boy · · Score: 1

      Think of the many things they've done to impress:

      There's Maoism, Taoism, I-ching and chess.

  220. LOL by paynesmanor · · Score: 1

    gEvil (beta) writes "According to an article at the BBC, an evolutionary theorist in London suggests that humanity may split into two sub-species within the next 100,000 years. From the article: 'The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative and a far cry from the "underclass" humans who would have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures.'" No missing link here, we already have the troll-like humans to prove it. Do they say if the middle class is going to rise or fall victom to the ugly "underclass"?

  221. LLL by Asm-Coder · · Score: 1

    Long Live Linux!

  222. Humane Beings by Beebos · · Score: 1

    I have long thought that we might look at eveolution through not just human genetics, but also human behavior. A humane being would be one who did not think of themselves first, but thought of the needs of others. A humane being would be one who considered the impact of their existence on the rest of the world. A humane being would be self-limiting.

  223. Won't matter by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    In about 20 years desktop computers will have more power than the human brain. I suspect we will finally figure out AI within 50 years, and education will no longer be an economic necessity. If you don't figure it out on our own, we will figure it out by scanning human brains. Thus it is nearly innevitable.

    1. Re:Won't matter by chromatic · · Score: 3, Funny

      1913 just called. It wants its historically inevitable utopianism back.

    2. Re:Won't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If education isn't necessary then AI will produce all the advances. If that's the case, then let me be the first to welcome our future AI overlords.

    3. Re:Won't matter by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      1914 just called. It seems 1913 owes billions of dollars for an operator assisted long distance time travel call.

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    4. Re:Won't matter by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      That is why I said, "economic necessity". Education will still play a political role, such as managing AI.

  224. Yup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I saw that film. If I remember correctly, the recessive species was butt-ugly, had glowing eyes white hair, looked like Star Trek TOS aliens, and lived in underground caves. The other human species was beautiful and stupid. And there was this thing that looked like a cross between a sled and a set piece from "The Price is Right" that was supposed to travel through time. Very silly. You Slashdot wienies ought to stop watching so much television, particularly reruns.

  225. Re:Reproduction, selectivity, and long results. by jets42 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    In the comment above, you said:

    If the smart people stop reproducing with the short people, then the divergence will still happen.

    HMMmmmmmm.... That depends on whether I interpret your reference
    to "short people", as meaning "people lacking in height/stature"
    or "people lacking intelligence". The first one of those makes it a
    TWO variable equation, with associated preferences, and the second one created a ONE variable equasion, with preferences to associate with people of similar status (resulting in divergance/polarazation and fewer "average" people in the middle over time). Well, As-Far-As-I-Know:

    1. [typed with tongue-in-cheek]
      If the smart people stop reproducing with the short people,
      Then you will just wind up with progressively fewer tall short people.
      (providing that those are the ONLY parameters you define)
      If on the other hand, the "smart" people DO reproduce, but only with
      the "tall" people, then...
      • The pre-existing smart AND short people, won't be able to find "smart" people (of any height) to reproduce with, and will therefore be limited to reproducing with tall but not so smart people. This would theoretically result in average height, average intelligence people.
      • From this "average" group of people, genetics, chance, and standard deviation would result in some taller and some shorter people. Theoretically, the influence of one smarter parent would also help educate most of these children, to become "smarter than your average bear"... despite the fact that some had more "natural" ability than others due to genetic disposition.
      • The net result of this, would be that existing short+smart people would have smarter than average children of average to varying heights.
      • If the smart people persist in their refusal to reproduce with short people, then over dozens of generations, you will wind up with a population of short and stupid people, because all of their smart descendants will want to leave the group of sorties, and possibly meet/mate with taller people.
      • Meanwhile the smart and tall people can reproduce with any other tall people (either smart or not), but might pick the attractive ones, regardless.
      • In this scenario, it is the stupid people in each group, who are free to mate with absolutely anybody they want to (and who finds THEM attractive)...so they are "free agents" and spread across the board.
      • This soon results in a major shortage of tall+stupid people, to mate with the short intelligent ones!! (since short+smart people refuse to reproduce with each other, and can't attract tall+smart people, they have to either become extinct, or reproduce with tall non-smart people)
      • Now, since the tall+smart people have married the most attractive tall people across the board... short+smart people are left with tall+stupid+ugly people as mates. (who are in short supply, and high demand by short+smart people)
      • Eventually, you have a genetic bias AGAINST intelligence among the short people. Since all smart sorties are forced to marry tall+dim, the smart sorties eventually become extinct. There are progressively fewer "average height" people in the middle, and the separate group of tall people of varying intelligence, won't have much to do with the sorties, except for the occasional tall+stupid individual, who thinks that one of the sorties is cute enough to marry, despite the fact that she and her entire sortie family are dim-witted.
    2. Now, if you meant that the "short people" were short on brains, or lacking intelligence (instead of height) then:
      • The smarter people just refuse to marry the stupid people, and height/stature isn't built into the equation.
      • This means that smart people reproduce with other smart people, regardless of height, leaving the stupid people to reproduce with each other.
      • Over time, you have a divergence in the middle, where smart people tend to have children with the POTENTIA
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  226. mac and pc users are the one group the other is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mac and pc users are belonging to the same group the other group of people are the people that build there own OS. They even give it away for free, but still become rich out of it! That is what I call smart, tall and beautiful!

  227. Not a new idea by RareButSeriousSideEf · · Score: 1

    Excuse me, but I have a patent pending on the idea of a superior human sub-species. You and Huxley may both remit the appropriate licensing fees as enumerated in my forthcoming invoice.

    1. Re:Not a new idea by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Are you older than HG Wells? Or is he prior art?

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  228. Humans have no reason to evolve by The+Sith+Lord · · Score: 1

    It seems that we have reached an evolutionary plateau that may put the human race in jeapordy.

    Our caveman ancestors (along with countless other species) evolved in order to hunt their prey, and avoid being hunted by their predators. Now we no longer have any natural predators, and thanks to domestication, no longer have natural prey. From that standpoint, there is no need to evolve further.

    I do agree with the negative impact of our overall dependance on technology, which may slow down our intellectual evolution, that for the past few millenia has been going from strength to strength.

    So out physical stagnation may be coupled with an dumbing down of society ... Great.

    That may wind up putting us a few notches down the foodchain, though it may eventually force an evolutionary spurt when super intelligent apes start hunting us for sport.

    1. Re:Humans have no reason to evolve by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 1

      With no built in natural prey or predators, what reason did life have to begin evolving in the first place? Evolution is not a question of will, but a question of circumstance. We don't face the selection pressure of predators and prey, but we do continue to face other pressures. Even the lack of pressure would change us; that'd be evolution too.

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  229. You should think harder about it by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Two things you're ignoring: One, if everyone lives no matter what their traits are, then "genetically expensive" features like good vision will just go away. Evolution has been strongly selecting people with good vision, but your eyes cease to affect your chance to reproduce, but mutations still go on, it is incredibly probable that each generation's eyesight will be progressively worse. Ditto for other traits.

    Two, there is evolutionary pressure, caused by partner selection. This is the basis of TFA! Good looking people tend to find good looking partners and make good looking children, ditto for the not-good-looking. I would add to this the element of wealth, I think it's quite important: I grew up in a very rich suburb where my schoolmates were uncommonly pretty. I realized that the people rich enough to live in that neighborhood attracted uncommonly pretty partners. No mystery why, and no surprise that the children turned out pretty. Now when you consider how little class-mixing there is in the US, and how little social mobility there is (that's right, look it up!) This means that money, and the extra attractiveness it brings, stays in families. Families with money will typically marry pretty people - most likely from other rich/pretty families, but possibly someone from a lower class who happened to look good. This means the upper classes poach the best lookers from below, making themselves even prettier. Because in each generation, the best looking people marry out of their lower class, this leaves the people of lower class with a increasingly uglier partner pool (on average, of course).

    As this trend advances, the increasingly pretty rich will find fewer eligible partners among the increasingly ugly lower classes. Now that you have two non-interbreeding groups, each with different selection pressures, it's not hard to imagine a further divergence. It's not a pleasant thing to picture, but it's not really so crazy!

    1. Re:You should think harder about it by ShadowBot · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Two, there is evolutionary pressure, caused by partner selection. This is the basis of TFA! Good looking people tend to find good looking partners and make good looking children, ditto for the not-good-looking. I would add to this the element of wealth" ...

      "Families with money will typically marry pretty people - most likely from other rich/pretty families, but possibly someone from a lower class who happened to look good"

      Not entirely accurate. You are leaving out a couple of factors.
      First, if you observe more closely you will find that *Men* with money tend to marry beautiful *Women*.
      This is becuase the mating preferences of men and women are obviously different. So wealthy men (whether they are ugly or handsome) will poach the best looking women from the not so wealthy classes, leading to them having (on average) better looking children.
      However, the good looking man already in the lower class in very unlikely to be picked out of it by a wealthy woman. Infact, what is likely is that he will have more children, by more (lower class) women, than his upper class counter parts. Thereby, increasing the pool of poor but beautiful women to move upwards, and the pool of poor but beautiful men to move sideways.

      Second, as much as social mobility may be low, if you think of it in terms of movement of genetic material between classes per generation it's huge.
      For example, how many of the people on today's top 500 rich list had rich families just 5 generations ago, or even just 3?
      And how many fifth generation decendants of say, the king of England (or any other royalty, or business mogul) are still considered very wealthy? And, on an evolutionary timescale, five generations is quite small.

      Wealth tends to be cyclical. A rough approximation of it being - Rich Parent -> Lazy Child -> Poor Parent -> Desperate Child -> Rich Parent

      TFA also ignores two other points:
      1. The definition of beautiful changes every few decades. In some african countries as recently as ten years ago women used to go to fat camps, where the purpose was to put ON weight not take it off, becuase the rounded body was considered much more healthy/attractive (Not Hungry-looking = Healthy).
      However, in the west now, where people are much more likely to die from over-feeding than under nutrition, stick thin is becoming the image of the perfect body (Not Morbidly Obese = Healthy).

      2. With the amount of progress being made in the fields of complexion altering makeup and cheap plastic surgery, we will soon be reaching a point where the traits you are marrying into will no longer be genetically transferable. Perhaps that will even lead to a situation (when people can look like anything they want) where looks REALLY don't count and beauty begins to be judged by personality, capability or some other non-physical yardstick.

      Basically , whenever anyone tries to predict the future based on the changing fads of today, they usually end up very wrong.

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    2. Re:You should think harder about it by name*censored* · · Score: 1
      However, the good looking man already in the lower class in very unlikely to be picked out of it by a wealthy woman. Infact, what is likely is that he will have more children, by more (lower class) women, than his upper class counter parts.

      If you take grandparent's hypothesis to be true (that poor people are generally uglier, and that pretty people move up) then the good looking men among the poor will breed with the average/ugly women among the poor (since, as you say, they won't move up, and they dont have any other choice) and have (theoretically) average looking children. The children will then have their own children with other average-to-ugly people; ie, the lower class will converge (head towards but never quite reach) towards ugly. However, since we're dealing with a population and not a pot of paint, there will be instances of both particularly ugly and particularly good looking people. The good looking women will move up (subtracting from the available 'beauty pool') and the good looking men will stay, changing very little (although marginally improving the poor pool, since they're disposed to have more children). It's kind of like grass - the tall get cut, so everything that height or below stays, thereby shrinking the average height of the grass.

      I don't know about the USA, but in a lot of other industrialised countries, people who are both talented and cunning enough can break into higher classes, bringing with them (perhaps) ugliness, thus diluting the prettyness of the rich; and conversely, rich people can fall if they are untalented or foolish. By the same logic as TFA, the STUPID end up at the bottom, with prettyness being distributed relatively evenly between the middle and upper classes.. although I grew up in a reasonably affluent area, and believe me - that sifting process either isn't happening or hasn't progressed much... the stupid certainly haven't fallen yet :(
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    3. Re:You should think harder about it by Kreigaffe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Uh.

      Look at our politicians.

      Look at leaders of industry.

      Dubya ain't pretty. And.. Ted Kennedy? Hello?

      SOMEONE TELL ME BALLMER IS HOT -- I DARE YOU.

      So how about royalty, they've had a few centuries of selective breeding right? ... huh look at that, Prince Charles looks.. mighty.. not.. royal.

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    4. Re:You should think harder about it by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone have to put up with bad vision or looking ugly when for the equivalent of a quarter they could have their genetic code modified to be anything they want to be? Hell, there could easily be mandatory genetic engineering prior to births. Barring apocalyptic level events, 100,000 years in the future technology won't resemble anything from today.

    5. Re:You should think harder about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know exactly what the criteria used in the study on social mobility you linked to were, because the link didn't mention them. That's par for the course, for a funded studied with a political goal.
      I do know this: European studies of social mobility are pretty much bullshit, and are based on questions like, "what percentage of people born to families in the 5th income percentile, end up in the 95th income percentile?"
      Yeah, that percentage is lower here in the US than in most European countries. So what? A much more interesting question, if you don't have an agenda, is "what percentage of people move up or down one income quartile?"

    6. Re:You should think harder about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about divorce? It is possible for someone "rich" to enter the middle-class after a divorce and splitting half the assets annd paying lawyers.

    7. Re:You should think harder about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This assumes an incredibly long (and unprecedented) period of economic and political stability. A period of societal upheaval, similar to conditions in Europe after the fall of the Roman Empire, might make the rich metrosexual a less desirable partner than a self-reliant brute who can fend for himself.

    8. Re:You should think harder about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, but you are forgetting that in the society we live, pretty is not necesarily just genes. when i was in school the people with more money tended to look better but it had to do with having a better diet, which in turn meant radiant skin and better figures (specially if you can afford ballet classes or any other extra curricular activities). They had salon style haircuts and not one split end on them. And of course! better clothes, shoes and accesories. while the poor people, well they had the opposite. crappy hair cut made by mom or Supercuts, 2 year old jeans or hand-me-downs a-decade-out-of-style clothes, unhealthier diets which meant more zits and rounder figures... etc etc etc. SO see, my theory is you take anyone no matter how "ugly" and you give them the resources someone rich has and they are going to look just as good, probably with slightly better personality.

      Oh and lets not forget that rich people can afford plastic surgery, there's more fake tits and noses at rich places than in poor ones... not for lack of wanting them, but for the lack of money.

    9. Re:You should think harder about it by Raven_Stark · · Score: 1

      "2. With the amount of progress being made in the fields of complexion altering makeup and cheap plastic surgery, we will soon be reaching a point where the traits you are marrying into will no longer be genetically transferable. "

      The author of the article also ignores that genetic engineering is rapidly advancing. I predict (not that I'm qualified) that within a century people will have a whole library of genetic traits they can patch into their DNA. There will finally be some intelligent design in human evolution so it will occur much more quickly and deliberately. There will probably also be ways to make the new genes express themselves so that the ugly can grow a pretty face over the course of months or years. In time, the technology will probably be affordable enough that even the poor can take advantage of it.

      Very few people would choose to be dim-witted, fat, ugly and sickly.

      It also ignores developments in nanotech and cybernetics and ???? that might make genetics irrelevant.

      The article is meant as a joke, imo.

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    10. Re:You should think harder about it by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      This has already happened with teeth. Once humans figured out how to cook food thousands of years ago, teeth became non-essential. Compare human teeth with a chimp and it becomes obvious.

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    11. Re:You should think harder about it by aevans · · Score: 1

      Actually, the only evolutionary conclusion that can be drawn is that poor people will evolve to produce prettier daughters, thus ensuring the survival of their group. It is evolutionary advantageous for poor people to have pretty daughters. There is no evolutionary advantage for rich people to have pretty children, since their rich descendants will be able to procure pretty mates.

    12. Re:You should think harder about it by mfrank · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the babe married to the ugly rich guy will get knocked up by the hot pool cleaner.

    13. Re:You should think harder about it by emercado · · Score: 1

      Psychics assert the same prediction. Hmmmm...I wonder who wrote the article...

    14. Re:You should think harder about it by olman · · Score: 1

      So how about royalty, they've had a few centuries of selective breeding right? ... huh look at that, Prince Charles looks.. mighty.. not.. royal.

      And you thought you shouldn't have sex with your cousin just because some book says it's immoral?

  230. Lets be realistic by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative

    As someone who has caddied for this upper class in the past, I take umbrage with the thought that the descendents of the upper class are anything but people like you or I who start out with more monopoly money than most.

    Besides, it also assumes that commoners never get rich - a poor assumption indeed. I would place the theory that in the future all rich people will be geeks and thus descendants predisposed to play World of Wracraft far over this theory.

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  231. This is dumb. by vga_init · · Score: 1

    It is.

  232. Soon of bich. by Tei · · Score: 1

    Rich people will continue having sex with bitchs, that will still become pregnant with that people. So If rich people are tall and beaty, poor bitches will have tall and beaty poor childrens.

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  233. School of economics by vga_init · · Score: 1

    Don't want to spam this article, but I remembered a joke that I'd like to share:

    There were three men at a bar, an architect, a lawyer, and an economist. After a few drinks, they got into a debate over who had the oldest profession:

    "Of course my profession is the oldest," said the architect. "It says right in the Bible that Joseph was a carpenter."

    The lawyer interrupted, "But if you look in Genesis, you will see that my profession is the oldest because the first act ever detailed was how God brought law and order to the universe--before that it was just confusion!"

    The economist chuckled wryly and said, "Where do you think the confusion came from?"

  234. Homophones, Jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is the defition of teaming. Here is the defition of teeming. Your opinions are plenty reasonable, but your lack of understanding of homophones in English is ridiculous. Mistakes like these make your good post worse than that of a misinformed poster who has mastered writing in English.

  235. Gene technology by nephridium · · Score: 1

    if technology eventually permits we will actually rewrite our own genetic code to suit our whims.

    But that's exactly the point: at one point in the future gene technology will enable paying (read: rich) people to modify the genetic code of their children before they are born. The genes responsible for "stupidity", small stature or any other sort of perceived "deficiency" will be deactivated or replaced. And why would this new cast of Eloi want to inbreed with the less attractive Morlocks whose gene pool was not subjected to the "tweaking"? Additionally these rich Eloi will obviously also have superior technology and will be able to keep the Morlocks far away. It sounds plausible to me.

    Maybe a bit later in time the Eloi will split in the way that you describe, creating Waterworld-Kevin-Costners and the like, but the Morlock gene pool will remain virtually unchanged.

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  236. Anyone see who HEIDI KLUM married ? by zymano · · Score: 1

    This article was stupid.

    LoL --> H.G. Wells....lol....the short people will move underground and kill the tall people for food!

  237. I don't understand, how do we preserve cancer? by venekamp · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    "There could also be health problems caused by reliance on medicine, resulting in weak immune systems. Preventing deaths would also help to preserve the genetic defects that cause cancer."

    Wait a minute! Isn't it the case that most deaths due to cancer are after procreation and therefore the defective genes are already passed on the to next generation. In other words, the human species are already passing on these genes no mather how good we become in keeping people with cancer alive. So the question is: how do we preserve the genetic defects that cause cancer by preventing deaths?
  238. Caste system ended ? Not so. by aepervius · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is the official explanation. But the cast system is alive and well in India. Just not officially. I just had to look at the mariage of our outsourcing coworker, where they explained us who can marry whom, and why one could not marry another. They never mentionned cast, only stutbornly said "no he can't marry her, because of what he is and what she is." If this not caste, well that smell and looks like it. Taste like it too.

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    1. Re:Caste system ended ? Not so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, this is pretty much like American's only marrying Americans and not a lot of Europeans. And whoever gave that information, might themself like to live in that fool's paradise.

      Yes, there are groups and sects (Caste in India), but they are no more strict. I am myself married outside of my cast and I have no issue. It is more of preference now in most places rather than a rule. Also, so many hybrid families live in irban places that in few time, it will be hard to tell your caste :)

  239. we probably can't split into two species by r00t · · Score: 1

    To split, there would need to be isolation between two groups. Even then a split is unlikely unless the conditions are different and at least one of the populations gets really small.

    How it could happen: we manage to get a self-sustaining Mars colony, then we lose contact as Earth goes through World War III.

    1. Re:we probably can't split into two species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The isolation does not have to be physical. Would you consider mating with a 'bag lady', or anyone else from the 'sub-class'? We are watching the conversion to a 'gracile/robust' split right now.

    2. Re:we probably can't split into two species by Uart · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Mankind is essentially through with evolution. Sure certain traits will become more prominent over time, but we are no longer changing significantly as a species.

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    3. Re:we probably can't split into two species by r00t · · Score: 1

      Oh no, we are changing. We just aren't splitting.

      Survival of the fittest means survival of those who overcome birth control, by any means.

      Likely changes:

      a. more horny and dumb
      b. more religeous (Islamic or Roman Catholic will do the job)
      c. a burning desire to have lots of kids

  240. Sounds like.... by suntac · · Score: 1

    mmm,... I can't help it to notice that this sound a little like the things that where told in Germany during World War II.

    One part of humanity should be tall, blond, smart,... etc.. The other part is stupid, ugly, evil,....

    I think this guy would be loved in the Germany back then.

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  241. It has happened before. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    According to an article at the BBC, an evolutionary theorist in London suggests that humanity may split into two sub-species within the next 100,000 years.



    According to me, this has already happened before. The super-humans quickly became extinct, however.

  242. I wish you were right, but... no by r00t · · Score: 1

    Many people are not satisfied unless they are better off than those around them. It is not enough to have all the toys that other people have, even if everyone has lots of toys. These people want to be better than their neighbors.

    This explains much of the cruelty and waste.

    Especially in men, it is explained by an evolution-driven need to be the most impressive. Status requires conspicuous consumption.

  243. Re:Doctor dick, tits, and technology fails it. by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 2, Funny

    THANKS to technology.

    And beer, don't forget the beer.

  244. evolution by psibrman · · Score: 1

    I've heard of things being out in left field but, you folks are not even to the ballpark yet. First of all, humans are the apex of evolution. This means we will not evolve further. The genetic evolutionary machinery is in place that denies this event from occurring. If this bio-machinery breaks down, we de-evolve and die. Remember, this is evolution. There are only winners or losers. From the posts I see here, I can't see how we have won. Think about what your writing

  245. you mean by octal666 · · Score: 1

    that someone has read too much H.G. Wells, or just discovered it, or maybe that "evolutionary theorist in London" is HG Wells, after all...

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  246. Already Happened by thelonestranger · · Score: 1

    the "underclass" humans who would have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures

    Sounds just like the town I live in now.

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  247. Gattaca by cskrat · · Score: 1

    Honestly I think that we will replace natural evolution in our species with direct genetic engineering once the technology catches up and we get past the taboo associated with messing with some random deities work.

    It will start with eliminating genetic diseases, metabolism and tendancies for mental disorders. Then we will pick and choose which traits are inherited from which parent. Eventually having a kid will involve a multiple choice, fill in the bubble form that allows you to define enough parameters so that it is difficult to notice if the source DNA came from the right parents.

    Future advertisments could read, "Why spend two month's salary on an engagment ring when it can never say forever like spending one month's on your first child." (of course once you're in there, they'll try to upsell you on the extra incubation service so that she'll never even have to deal with that whole pregnency thing)

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    1. Re:Gattaca by SEG7 · · Score: 1

      I'm 100% with you, it is that or the Third World War someday!

    2. Re:Gattaca by cskrat · · Score: 1

      Thank you,

      Although I would like to ammend my previous post to say that I don't honestly think that the whole sci-fi future of haves and have nots will persist indefinately. While there will most likely be an awkward period while we try to figure out what we can and should do to our genetic code, we will eventually come to a point where the novelty has worn off and the general masses will only use such tools to prevent serious problems while leaving distinguishing characteristics up to chance. And while there will still be a market for designer babies, most people will realize that there is a line somewhere that distinguishes the necessary from the frivelous, similar to the line that exists between such mundane medicines such as innoculations, stitches, casts and heart surgery and the less neccessary plastic surgeries such as liposuction, breast implants and general facial rearranging. Some things will be clear cut like decreasing the odds of heart disease, cancer or tumorous growths, changing natural hair and eye color or the shape of the nose, while other things such as metabolic adjustments and visual or auditory accuity correction will be a little harder to place since they are not neccessary in the strictest sense but they do offer genuine practical value.

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  248. not at all over by r00t · · Score: 1

    By far, the #1 evolutionary pressure is birth control. Survival of the fittest now means survival of those who can overcome birth control.

    Maybe that makes people dumb and horny. Maybe that makes people be super-religeous. (probably Roman Catholic or Islamic) Maybe that makes people just WANT to have lots of little babies. Probably it will be all these things!

  249. This article is BS... by gekoscan · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I can't believe anyone would take this seriously. Changes can take place over just 3000 years but only subtle. Evolution for the human species at this point is so up in the air. And this sad attempt to predict it is laughable.

    People that should live are living so we are polluting our gene pools in ways we don't know yet. diseases are treated and people with these disease that normally wouldn't are having children. People that can't have kids.. are because of certain expensive invitro procedures..

    Look at how similar we are as specicies from asia, canada, europe, us. Why haven't we changed this drastically over the previous 10K years? I think this guy should change his day job to something like, library story teller for children in the mornings.

    All i can say is this prediction is just stupid.. go back to the drawing board. Thanks for ammusing us and I would be embarrased if I were the one that came out with this information.

    1. Re:This article is BS... by kajok · · Score: 1

      "He carried out the report for men's satellite TV channel Bravo" says quite a lot about the quality of this article. Speculation and guessing without any research. What does that have to do with Science?

  250. It's happening already by innit · · Score: 1

    Who said anything about 100,000 years? It seems to me that it's already in an accelerated process of doing so. We have those who can read, write, obey laws, work for a living and who are generally net contributors to society and the species, and then we have those who CAN'T BE FUCKED WITH ANY OF THE ABOVE.

  251. Growth != resource depletion by sita · · Score: 1

    Our dominant economic system, capitalism, simply isn't sustainable because its predicated on maximizing growth which is devastating our finite habitat and again its concentrating ever more wealth in ever fewer hands and that probably isn't sustainable, before there is revolt.

    Economic growth does not imply depleting natural resources. Mostly it means making more with less (less time, less raw material). Look around, many systems and stuff are a lot more energy efficient today and use less material to build than they were, say, twenty years ago. More mileage out of cars per gallon, lighter aircrafts, thinner plastic bags etc etc, more free time with sustained or improved living standards. All because of capitalism!

    1. Re:Growth != resource depletion by demachina · · Score: 1

      "Economic growth does not imply depleting natural resources"

      This is true to an extent but the obvious counterargument is to look at China where growth is depleting global natural resources at an alarming rate. I read yesterday that Australia just authorized a massive new open pit zinc mine, that requires a massive diversion of a very large, very flood prone tropical river, simply to satiate China's insatiable appetite for Zinc. The prices for Zinc are up 6 fold almost entirely due to growth in China. The mining company claims they can keep the mine from flooding by building a giant 40 foot wall around it, many who live in the ridge thoroughly expect it to be flooded and a massive plume of toxic waste to be washed in to the ocean.

      The problem big capital has at the moment is that markets in the U.S., Japan and Western Europe are mature, slow growth, incomes are stagnant and markets saturated. The solution, grow new markets in China, India, Eastern Europe so they can continue to grow their revenue and prop up their stock prices. They aren't focused on growth due to improved efficiency, they just want new consumers buying more of their products.

      To get that the plan is to go to places like India and China, position more jobs there, put more money in the pockets of workers there, and then turn them in to good little advertising controlled consumer bots. The end result is they adopt a Western life style complete with cars, commuting, TV's, cell phones etc. The unfortunate problem is the modern Western life style is horribly wasteful. The world could tolerate it as long as a fairly small percentage of the world's population was living it. but not when its adopted by billions of people.

      The West needs to make some sacrifices and reign in its wasteful life style, for example rejigger our communities so people aren't spending 2+ hours a day driving to jobs far from their homes. At the same time we need to refrain from inflicting the same messed up life style on hundreds of millions of new people in Asia, and instead push a more sustainable life style before we further entrench our wasteful one. This however runs counter to everything big capital wants. They want a billion consumers in Asia living like Americans and Europeans do so they can maintain the growth that Capitalism demands of them.

      I don't mean to sound like an anti Capitalism flamer, it is a wonderful system for incentivizing people to do things and take risks. In most respects it works better than other systems we've tried, but I really can't see our planet surviving long term with it as our dominant economic system. It is an economic system designed to ravage the planet in the name of profit, and a system devoid of rational decision making. Everytime the the "right" path runs counter to the most profitable path Capitalism is going to take the profitable path and lead to one long term calamity after another.

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  252. And it's not even April 1st.... by macraig · · Score: 1

    Actually, he's right that a divergence is taking place, but it's a multitude of divergences, and not all of them are visible. One of the most potentially species-splitting of all, autistic traits (which have been kicking around in the gene pool for millenia), are virtually completely invisible to the eye (unless you count Fragile X syndrome perhaps). In spite of that invisibility, those traits promise - or threaten - to completely rewrite the way that Homo something-or-other thinks and perceives and interacts with each other and the environment. Autistic traits are a LOT more prevalent than commonly recognized... if you know an engineer (or at least someone who thinks like one), then you likely know someone with at least some autistic traits.

    The author of the article is a publicity-seeking entrepreneur, not someone able to objectively predict the future evolution of the species.

  253. several ways to produce evolutionary pressure by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    what is the evolutionary pressure? If everyone lives, then evolution stops.

    Death is not the only way to reduce the fitness of an individual. Delaying reproduction is almost as effective, so is interfering with raising children and grandchildren.

    Do the math. How many more descendents will an individual have after 5 generations, assuming 3 offspring starting age 20 than assuming 3 offspring starting age 25 or 30 for each generation? Or compare that to 2 offspring or to 1.5 per generation, or a combination of lower litter sizes and longer generations. Quite a difference, isn't it?

    A lot of evolutionary pressure is going on since industrialization. Hard work gets you and ulcer and an early grave, more than it gets you better chances for your descendents. Being healthy and at least average smarts gets you military service, which these days includes more than physical and psychological stress. Exposure to toxic materials (strange vaccines, industrial pollutants like DU and asbestos, etc.) is now part of the plan. Being above average smarts means more education, which can push reproduction back a decade or more.

    It's the same principle behind investments and compound interest. Evolutionary pressure is still there, if you choose to look.

    Education and culture have roles, too, since their resulting behaviors, while negligable for an individual can affect a population. Some studies have found that smoking, for example, lowers IQ by 2 points or something like that. Skipping the arguments about IQ relevance, such a small change is irrelevant to any individual, but when it affects a population, the effects are very pronounced. Chicken and biscuits, for another example, are made with lard and fried in lard and served with a lard gravy -- if they are to be tasty -- shorten the average life span of their proponents, losing the 'inclusive fitness' value of that even older individuals contribute. Or whale blubber, which was once nourishing and full of vitamins and needed for an extremely active way life, is now full of PCBs, dioxins and other poison in addition to providing too many calories and too much saturated fat for a highly sedentary lifestyle. Or cultures where women have sex with anyone they meet whom they happen to like did well from the increased genetic diversity, until the advent of interstates, air travel and bonuses like chlamydia and AIDS.

    Pre-industrial societies had a lot of negative factors, but on average seemed to work out what was best for the population as a whole, given the technolgies and rate of travel. Post-industrial society could take an active lead in advancing at least intelligence and health in the population rather than suppressing it.

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  254. Darwin's ideas by davro · · Score: 0

    Natural selection
    Perhaps the most radical claim of the theory of evolution through natural selection is that "elaborately constructed forms, so different from each
    other, and dependent on each other in so complex a manner"

    'Rich' people without 'Poor' people are just people.
    'Poor' people without 'Rich' people are just people.

    People are dependent on each other in a complex manner.

  255. Must be joking by jandersen · · Score: 1

    So we will finally have 'ubermenschen' and 'untermenschen'? And the men will have squarer jaws, deeper voices and bigger penises, while the women will have lighter, smooth, hairless skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, and even features? And everybody will be sort of coffee-coloured?

    I don't think so. First off, this seems to assume that everybody thinks those features are attractive. Not all women are attracted to men that look like a gay bodybuilder's dream; and not all men prefer women with 'hairless skin and large eyes'. I, for example, find women with body hair very sexy - but that is an aside. Survival in an evolutionary sense is not just a question of superficial features like looks - these things tend to be overruled by more basic traits like ability to adapt to the changing environment. I think the way an animal looks only evolves to an extreme when the environment is sufficiently stable; being very tall and having a huge dick may be an advantage when it comes to impressing others, but a big body needs more energy and is more vulnerable (eg. if a mouse falls down 6 feet if will probably just walk away; if an elephant falls the same distance, it will probably die). Also, a big penis will be more likely to get caught in uncomfortable ways...

    Secondly, speciation requires isolation in one way or another. If society becomes more technologically advanced etc, then we will get less isolated, not more, which is why he assumes we'll all be coffee-coloured - this is BTW another false conclusion: skincolour is very variable, and it seems likely that people who live in areas with strong sun all year will tend to develop dark skin, whereas people in the far north and south will tend to be paler. My guess is that there will always be 'black' people and 'white' people, which in my opinion is a very good thing; diversity is good.

    I strongly suspect that Oliver Curry is simply living in an ivory tower, dreaming about what he thinks is the ideal human. He seems to have started with the conclusion and deducted the arguments for why it will have to be that way.

  256. The guy is not real by january · · Score: 1

    Oliver Curry, judging by his list of publications (see http://homepage.mac.com/scottukgb/EMPG/members.htm l#oc) is not an active scientist (the singular Nature publication is a book review) and calling him "evolutionist" is not really correct. Actually, I assume he is one of those hand-waving social psychologists who do not understand even the basic principles of population genetics or molecular evolution, yet are loud enough to get on BBC with their speculative, pseudo-scientific theories.

    j.

  257. Re:Caste system by Warg!+The+Orcs!! · · Score: 1

    The Caste system still exists but really only concerns Hindus (and not all of India's population are Hindu). On a wider scale, discrimination still exists in India as it does in all societies. I have a friend who is a Sikh, by birth if not in practice, and I asked him how his parents would react if he went back to India with a variety of spouses.

    If he went back with a pretty blonde Swedish girl he would be regarded as very lucky. Pretty Swedish girlfriends are status symbols in any nation I suppose.
    If he returned with any Indian/Pakistani girl of any religion his parents would be supportive and accepting.
    If he returned with a black girl his parents would think him crazy.
    If he returned with a MAN he would never be allowed in the house again.

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  258. I've Read This One! by Dabido · · Score: 1

    The tall ones are called Eloi, and the short ones are called Molochs. [Spelling may differ fromt he HG Wells book, because I can't be bothered looking it up!] :-)

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  259. Re:Reproduction, selectivity, and long results. by WillAdams · · Score: 2

    LOL!

    There's an old saying, ``The world would be a better place if ignorance and stupidity were not mere contagious, but also fatal diseases.'' A bit more than painful though....

    William

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  260. What the hell? by db32 · · Score: 1

    I read the article, and it just seems to be a great deal of pointless guessing. "Men will have bigger penises! Women will have pert breasts! Everyone will be beautiful except for those dumb little troll humans!" Whatever...Incidentally as life spans increase the speed of evolution generally decreases.

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    1. Re:What the hell? by Sahib! · · Score: 1

      "Incidentally as life spans increase the speed of evolution generally decreases."

      O RLY? I would've thought it would have more to do with the details of reproductive cycle. You know, gestation period, average age of child bearers, average number of offspring, etc., which don't have huge effects on lifespan (ignoring infant mortality and death during childbirth.) Once an individual has stopped reproducing, they shouldn't really have any effect on the evolutionary path, no matter how long they live, unless resources are excessively scarce.

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    2. Re:What the hell? by db32 · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely correct, but life span does affect average age of child bearers and average number of offspring.

      Look at it this way, when you were lucky to reach 30-40yrs and you had to have 12 kids to make sure at least 1 or 2 of them survived long enough to have kids themselves it has an effect on the evolutionary path. Humans had to breed in larger numbers and more frequently for the population to survive, as the lifespan increases the pressure to breed now and breed often is greatly reduced. Look how many people are waiting till they are older to have children these days, and how few 14 and 15yr olds are having children. Short lived things have to breed much more frequently and in larger numbers to ensure the survival of the population.

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  261. H. G. Well's Time Machine - Eloi and Morlocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No news here, this is a copy paste from H. G. Wells "Time Machine", being the elite class the Eloi and the underclass the Morlocks: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Time_Machine.

    Time Machine was publiched in 1895.

  262. This topic is too stupid for Slashdot. by minsyntax · · Score: 1

    Sorry to have to start a new subject but I felt compelled only because the original article wasn't the usual quality stuff Slashdot links to. Luckily, many people responded with jokes.
    It's possible that the original research is sound, but the BBC journalist screwed up in relaying the content. Let's assume that's not true, and see the article.
    Tall & skinny vs. short & squat? In humans this has usually varied with climate, hotter vs. colder respectively, due to surface area -to- volume ratio. Not just 'cause, or because some people are smart or rich, ha ha.
    Choosier about their sexual partners? Increased sexual selection (think peacock tailfeathers)... ? Why? No reason is given, but this would presumably lead to increased sexual dimorphism, i.e. differnces in appearance between males and females. Women would become more hairless and not men? Why? If it's natural selection at play, what's causing hairy women to have less offspring? If it's sexual selection, he could presumably point to studies of some sort of consisten mate choice among humans globally to that effect (forget local marketing fads).
    This was hilarious: In 10000 years, people "...People would become less able to care for others, or perform in teams." Ha, ha, he must be disagreeing with people who publish in academic journals that the ability to perform in teams won't vanish (due to genetics!) in 30000 years. What an academic debate that is!
    And this: "Preventing deaths would also help to preserve the genetic defects that cause cancer." What percentage of cancer deaths occur in individuals before they reach reproductive age?
    I ran out of time for this post. Other topics include disease-and-livestock vs. disease-and-technology, why his claim that being uniformly coffee-coloured means racial differences will have been ironed out if West Africans are still going to be more resistant to malaria than Southern Africans or Europeans, etc. etc. etc. Slashdot's topics are smart so often that the odd error like this one stands out.

  263. Borg, in less than fifty years. by tamrood · · Score: 1

    There will be a ruling class of Borg, in less than fifty years. That famous bulge on George's back, is his outboard processing unit. The real question is: What happens afterwards, when lower primates become cheaper than human workers. Mass sterilization? Soylent Green?

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  264. Of course, we all now that for a while by manuel.flury · · Score: 1

    Humans and mutants, and here come the X-Men :-)

  265. Congratulations Hitler is alive by cotone · · Score: 1

    Are BBC people crazy ?

  266. Time Machine by Gnostic+Ronin · · Score: 1
    He stole his prediction from the book "Time Machine", published around the turn of the last century.

    The Utopian existence of the Eloi turns out to be deceptive. The Traveller soon discovers that the class structure of his own time has in fact persisted, and the human race has diverged into two branches. The wealthy, leisure classes appear to have evolved into the ineffectual, not very bright Eloi he has already seen; but the downtrodden working classes have evolved into the bestial Morlocks, cannibal hominids resembling albino apes, who toil underground maintaining the machinery that keep the Eloi - their flocks - docile and plentiful. Both species, having adapted to their routines, are of distinctly sub-human intelligence. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Time_Machine

  267. How true ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    No missing link here, we already have the troll-like humans to prove it.

    Yes, we do and collectively they're known as "Congress" here in the United States. No need to take a page from their book.

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  268. Not going to happen... stone age coming back soon by fprintf · · Score: 1

    With all the news on North Korea, I think this "evolution" isn't going to have time to happen. World War III sparked by nuclear North Korea is going to change the whole of human history with the 3rd nuclear bomb dropped in anger.

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  269. Just two?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember reading a science fiction novella titled something like "Marching Morons" that covered this topic.

  270. 100,000 years? by endianx · · Score: 1

    100,000 years? We will have nuked ourselves into oblivion well before then.

  271. I for one ... by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 1

    ... welcom our "descendants of GWB" overlords.

    Now... which group is he in again?

  272. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US population reached 300 million individuals today!

  273. Guy parties like it's 1899 by smchris · · Score: 1

    Couldn't have said it better if he had been a British upper-crust eugenics buff in the Victorian era. In other words, the sort of belief system at the robber baron culmination of the _first_ industrial revolution that H.G. Wells was exploring. Quite the opposite to this guy's vision, I have heard a scientist at a sci fi con speculate that future people would be designed as midgets (little green men?) for the efficiency in space travel and residence.

    Seriously though, how do these people get gigs as "futurists" without reading science fiction? Or perhaps I should say science fiction that isn't 100 years old? Bruce Sterling's Schizmatrix was a far more profound vision. If speciation arises from isolation and adaptation, even human-directed evolution may arise the same way as we spread over the solar system and choose among various adaptation choices to various conditions.

    I guess that's my core beef with the occasional stories in this thread: why are "futurists" so often so lame?

  274. Re:Reproduction, selectivity, and long results. by dalutong · · Score: 1

    That was quite the response. My only point had been that evolution doesn't stop because everyone survives -- look at differences between ethnic groups. Tall/short, smart/dumb variables could become like ethnic preferences -- you try to marry people like yourself.

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  275. not quite... by whitroth · · Score: 1

    ... I think it'll be suckers, er, Republican voters, and the rest of us. The former, of course, being a mostly non-viable species.

                    mark

  276. Evolve already dammit!! by bjk002 · · Score: 1

    The word is around 500 years old

    Didn't you read TFA? Get with the times or pass into extinction!! Sauna is the word for you now, learn to love it.

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  277. The Mismeasure of Man by tepples · · Score: 1
  278. "genetically superior"? by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    Alarm bells went off in my mind when I read the words "genetic upper class". Can we be sure that this is scientific and not another case of racial delusions?

  279. This is already seen in England by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People who live in Hull, and the people who dont

  280. The rich control the weapons. by xtal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Speaking in evolutionary terms, doesn't the survival rate of a species increase with rapid, frequent, and earlier reproduction?
    In a massive die-off, it will be the offspring of the poor who are better suited for survival. They have a more diverse gene pool, and they have sheer volume on thier side.


    Except the rich people control where the tanks, missiles, and bombs go.

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  281. Opinion is not the same as scientific theory by camg188 · · Score: 1

    Since when is the opinion of some crackpot deemed to be a scientific theory? The whole basis of his theory is that people will become "choosier about their sexual partners". He is totally clueless about of the psychology of the human male.

  282. Another stupid article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's amazing how many of these there have been recently.

    Cmon, goblin like creatures. This guy must not even want to me taken seriously. I'm pretty sure mankind isn't going to start to de-evolve. I think the article also fails to seriously consider that ugly people are statistically dim witted. So while a goblin is fun analogy, the idea that with all the educational facilities in place and the standard of living going up that humans will magically start to lose intelligence is a joke.

    Whats the stimulus thats causing goblinism ? I think these ideas stem from the misconception that evolution is happening anymore and thats just total bs. Sure we aren't getting eaten by saber tooth lions, but plenty of factor weight on the lives of the common individual that mold them and their lives. Depression is a major problem throughout the world and beyond causing an overall lack of productivity it will also shorten your lifespan. America's obesity problem is a great example of natural selection. People who cannot control their behaviors enough to maintain a healthy lifestyle are being eliminated faster and their children in many cases are prone to the same problems. Those few healthy American's however lead fuller and longer lives as do their children.

    In a world so based on image and culture there is almost no chance a sub-species would be anything more than a tiny demographics or a freak show mutant. They certainly aren't going to be popular in the reproduction field. You have to consider that evolution start with a single mutation, not mass mutations.

    If the goblinism theory had any validity then why haven't the mentally handicapped formed into a new sub-species? Mutations on a grand scale have been going on for all the primate stages. If the divergance of a species was so probable it would have happened several times. What does happen is we have a mutation or an isolated species that develops oddly, but almost always dies out rather than become a permanent divergence of the species. Otherwise we'd have massive populations of randomly mutated sub species.

    It's a lot like Stephen Hawkings theory on why time travel must not be possible, because if it was we'd be swamped with visitors from the future.

    If species divergence was so simple it would have already happened several times by now. In todays world divergence is less likely because reproducing isn't as simple as chasing down your date and humping her into submission.

    If man evolves into a goblin form then that man simply isn't going to get enough action to create a true divergence. Unless this goblin form comes with super reproduction abilities or some other major advantage over man there is no reason to think it would be sucessful enough to be anything other than a handful of freaks. For goblin man to happen there would have to be a reason, like a great disaster that sends man underground and goblin man then has the advantage. Otherwise he will be shunned by the masses and certainly rejected by the majority of woman and even if he 'got some' there would be a good chance his kids would be normal and if they weren't just imagine how bad their lives would be. They would never fit in, they would never get laid, they would have vastly higher chances of commiting suicide or have other behavioral problems that would almost certainly doom the chance of their mutation rapidly spreading.

    And cmon 100,000 years. Why even waste your time predicting whats going to happen to the human DNA in 100,000 years. Even if a being a goblin was the coolest thing to do in 100,000 years they would have a 'cure' to the genetic condition and since the authors concept of a species divergence was all negatives then there is little chance that most people affected wouldn't seek treatment.

    So, yea if the earth gets hit my a meteor and the atmosphere burns all life on the surface beside the goblin people ... then maybe we'll see a divergence, but ultimately the few humans left would likely eliminate them because thats just human nature and the more technologically advanced species is almost certainly going to win over a genetically stupid adversary.

    Doesn't this entire plot seemly oddly similar to that movie Time Machine ?

  283. Ahh the wonders of Alcohol by bintech · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok, so assuming that all this 100,000 year stuff is true and the ugly get ugly and the sexy become sexy. But don't ya think that alcohol is really the compensating control of allowing this to happen? :)

  284. Re:Mod Parent UP! by vertinox · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I was about to say the same thing. In 50 years, through GNR (Genetics, Nanotechnology, and Robotics) we won't be dealing with natural evolution.

    People would simply use gene therapy to make themselves more attractive or just do away with the human body all together and sit inside a robot like Ghost in the Shell.

    Most people see evolutionary trends as something that will be the same tomorrow as it will be in 1,000 years. As technology and the standards of living has shown us, evolution is getting throw out their door for (dare I say it) intelligent design by man himself (no God involved here!)

    As the plastic surgery and weight loss industries will tell you... There is a market for changing ones body. Technology advances will only amplify this.

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  285. I am waiting for Face Dancers... by csoto · · Score: 1

    That would be cool. Of course, they will have to be destroyed, but only after they have played their part in the Golden Path.

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  286. Utter Crap by GeneticDrifter · · Score: 1

    The Human Race as we know it has existed for approximately 100,000 years (Homo sapiens sapiens, and in a more robust form Homo sapiens, for about 300,000 years. It took countless MILLIONS of years of to produce those two species. Natural selection, mutation, genetic drift, gene flow - these are the methods by which ALL species evolve into other species, at least that we can offer support for. Our good doctor seems to want to add cultural evolution as a means of biological evolution. I doubt there are many outside the science fiction world - especially scientists - that would buy into this. After all science is based on observation and evidence. What has this guy observed that would allow him to extrapolate the trajectory of human evolution thousands of years down the line? In all likelihood we will pretty much look the same in a thousand years as we do today. There is no reason to suggest that evolution will distill all the diversity in our genes today into 2 phenotypes in a thousands years. Rubbish.

  287. Eloi? Morlocks? by ibm1130 · · Score: 1

    Shades of H. G. Wells....

  288. Edging Out The Competition by jman.org · · Score: 1

    Mike Judge would probably disagree with this assertion.

    Anyone seen Idiocracy? In this, his latest film, he supposes that the "tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative" folk will lose out, simply because they were, ironically, too stupid to breed enough offspring to keep up with the "dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures".

    Yikes!

  289. Not quite right by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1
    • Wealth tends to be cyclical. A rough approximation of it being - Rich Parent -> Lazy Child -> Poor Parent -> Desperate Child -> Rich Parent

    The other stuff you said doesn't seem right, but this is something I know you pulled from your ass, because it's just false. Nice fantasy!

    I take your point that many very rich families today were not rich three generations ago. Still, all that you need for differentiation (I think) is that they were significantly richer than average (which I'd bet is true) and that lived in a climate where wealth was significantly correlated with the good appearance of a partner. This is enough, I think, so that every generation of wealthy people gets a progressively higher concentration of prettiness genes. Some will fall out of the upper class (disproportionately, it will be the less pretty - since they are less likely to be rescued from class demotion through finding a rich partner) and some will rise into the upper class (disproportionately the pretty, since they are far more likely to be "promoted" by finding an already-rich partner). Now imagine repeating this over many generations and the end result seems clear.

    Of course, some things might prevent this mechanism. For example, if the upper classes just stop having children, then there will not be a population separation. It would mean, though, that we will all get uglier as a society, because our most attractive people would be the least effectively fertile. Maybe this is happening.

    Also, if it becomes a widespread fad among the rich and beautiful to adopt children, it could prevent separation. On the other hand, there is now a trend of rich single women shopping around for sperm, and they only seem to consider beautiful donors. This obviously accelerates the importation of prettiness into the upper classes.

    1. Re:Not quite right by aevans · · Score: 1

      Take two examples of rich people: Bill Gates & Larry Ellison. Certainly neither is a product of genetic riches, so based on your theory, neither are descended from wealthy families. In the case of Bill Gates, he did come from a moderately wealthy family, but Larry Ellison was an orphan. Excepting for the strange conditions of capitalism and democracy, you can take two other examples. Prince Charles and Yasser Arafat spring to mind as good examples of the ultra-rich who obtained their riches outside of capitalism.

  290. Re:Reproduction, selectivity, and long results. by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1
    you try to marry people like yourself.
    Speak for yourself, some of us are xenophiles.
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  291. Re:Reproduction, selectivity, and long results. by nschubach · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but is it just me or are "hybrid" kids usually much better looking (or is it much more interesting looking). This would point me to believe that through selection of "prettier" people, you are actually working toward a world of mixed races with fewer defects. This is backed by the thought of inbreading and the socially restrictive places in the world where you only ever see the offspring of a few genetic makeups. You don't have the genetic experimentation that a more social community has, but you get kids with more genetic defects (ie: webbed toes). So theoretically, if you inbred humans, you may actually produce far more interesting species.

    It goes back to the evolutionary theory. If you have a pond full of tadpoles and they never mate outside that pool, your going to get mutation that may or may not result in a "better" line. You might develop a leg to push you out of the pond per say.

    By only mating with those of your same line, you are promoting a change in the species, but never perfecting it.

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  292. influence of British class system? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    A proposal about human speciation may be more believable to a country that has had a class system. America has financial classes, but for the most part they are very fluid (e.g. new dot.com zillionaires). British scifi authors like H.G. Wells and A. Huxley have written novels about human species. You see less of this by American scifi authors.
    I do concede the British class system has mostly disappeared by the 21st century. It is mostly titles and schools, and not much about money and priveledge any more.

  293. Eloi and Morlocks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is hardly news. H.G.Wells postulated this in his short story, "The Time Machine", in 1895.

  294. way too simplistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to see how speciation can take place on an isolated island, theres a great book called _The Beak of the Finch_. The basic idea is that the different groups of finches adopt to different sized beaks based on the type of food they eat. It wouldn't help a finch that eats a big nut to mate with a finch that eats a small seed because the resulting finch would have an intermediate sized beak that couldn't break the big nut open, and an unnecessary larger body is less efficient surviving on small seeds in a drought. (Note. The actual story is much more nuanced)

    Applying similar reasoning to humans, its possible we could have speciation based on narrow survivability criteria. Our society has several markedly different job niches. Engineers are (supposed to be) good at math and critical thinking. Business men are (supposed to be) good at taking input and leading the people to a unified goal. Artistically creative types are (supposed to be) good at sympathy, empathy, and playing to our emotions. Yes there is overlap, but bear with me.

    When we were all in tribes, every tribe needed these different personalities and the gene pool where traits could be exchanged was smaller. A tribe was too small to have a specialized "critical thinker" class or "leadership" class. But now we essentially have one gene pool; one tribe. There are enough people in the tribe that each subgroup can specialize. Put another way who do you see everyday? I meet engineers. Business people meet business people. Artists meet artists. You see where this is going. My wife is an engineer. I'm an engineer. Our kids will be good at science and math. They're likely to go in to technical fields and meet others that are like them. If this sort of thing happens for many generations, we'll see speciation.

    This will only happen if the environmental pressures that exist today stay the same - and I doubt they will - but its an interesting thought experiment. Some interesting implications:
    - These specializations are symbiotic. Not to say that there won't be conflict (after all, there is today), but what interest would "leaders" have in eating their "critical thinkers" or vice versa? (If we all ate the artists, it would bring a whole new meaning to "dinner and a show.")
    - These aren't based on race as we think of it today. Indeed, my wife brings the traits of a Filipino "tribe's" critical thinkers while I bring the traits of a Euromut "tribe's" critical thinkers.

  295. Racial Split by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I already know a few Morlocks...I wonder if they'll evolve brains with only a right(wing) lobe and Budweiser ports as well? :)

  296. Lack of social mobility by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    So I went and read the article you sited, and found:

    Comparing surveys of children born in the 1950s and the 1970s, the researchers went on to examine the reason for Britain's low, and declining, mobility. They found that it is in part due to the strong and increasing relationship between family income and educational attainment.

    For these children, additional opportunities to stay in education at age 16 and age 18 disproportionately benefited those from better off backgrounds. For a more recent cohort born in the early 1980s the gap between those staying on in education at age 16 narrowed, but inequality of access to higher education has widened further: while the proportion of people from the poorest fifth of families obtaining a degree has increased from 6 per cent to 9 per cent, the graduation rates for the richest fifth have risen from 20 per cent to 47 per cent.


    So basically, poor people are less likely to go to college, and not going to college hurts your long-term prospects in life.

    Can I get a big "duh"?

    The real question is, why are poor people less likely to go to college? The fact of the matter is, college is available to just about anyone, provided you have the drive and talent to get it. The bulk of my college education has been free. I took advantage of tuition reimbursement programs offered by various employers over the years until I finished my BS. It took me much longer than a usual 4-year program, but I stuck with it. There are many other programs that people can take advantage of - scholarships, grants, military - you just have to go after it.

    Steve

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  297. GJ buddy, you just caught up with the rest of us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, brilliant theory, did he *just* read the Time Machine by HG Wells? How is this even news? :P

  298. Ludicrous by JShadow · · Score: 1

    Interesting, but absolutely absurd. I've seen some really beautiful and intelligent children born from some really ugly parents. Also I've known many intelligent people that just weren't very good looking. Since when does being ugly equate with being stupid? Or intelligence with beauty? Most here have experienced quite the opposite.

  299. not equal by cadience · · Score: 1

    Copulation does not mean Conception! Sung in tune of correlation does not mean causation...

    1. Re:not equal by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1

      A risky assertion, my friend. I can assure you that if a young woman wants to conceive with your seed, your opinion will be of primarily academic interest. To say nothing of the hallowed human tradition of carelessness with regard to birth control.

  300. Ha (laugh) ha ha ha (laugh) ha ha ha ha by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
    Oh, wait, they were serious????

    Some people will believe anything.

    Yeah, like the 'upper' class really are naturally tall, with good skin, and perky breasts. It could not POSSIBLY be that they eat better, receive human growth hormone when young, and get plastic surgery.

    And apparently, no one has paid any attention to athletes. They must all be from rich families, none of them from poor ones, despite being tall and in good shape.

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  301. Ballmer is hot! by Kyont · · Score: 1

    > SOMEONE TELL ME BALLMER IS HOT -- I DARE YOU.

    Ballmer is hot hot hot!!!

    Signed,
    Any one of hundreds of thousands of gloriously beatiful gold-diggers who would sleep with anyone on Earth if there were a reasonable chance of, say, a $500 million payout in just three years, after the divorce.

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  302. Attractiveness, lions and tigers, oh my! by Wintermancer · · Score: 1

    I love these articles that speculate on possible genetic long-term trends in humanity. They completely fly in the face of molecular genetics as we know it.

    The assumption that the rich will trend towards the tallest, most physically attractive, etc. in the long-term based solely on morphological traits alone is ludicrous. The attainment of wealth can be achieved through various means, and yes, if you are exceptionally good looking in our society, you can use that as an avenue to wealth. But it is not the only path. Non-morphological traits also play a large part. You may be an Adonis or Aphrodite in terms of looks, but if you lack ambition, drive and other neccessary psychological traits for wealth accumulation, you may very well be relegated to being no more than a Chippendale's dancer or Hooters employee. I know a number of non-execeptionally attractive people that have amassed staggering wealth, and their spouses and children are likewise non-impressive in regards to attractiveness. But they have more wealth than I will ever see in a lifetime.

    <sarcasm>

    Disclaimer: I am taller, better looking and more intelligent than average. I also earn in the top quartile of salaries for North America. My wife is also damn hot.

    </sarcasm>

    Similarly, a number of other people have stated that the rich trend towards having fewer children, while the poor do not. While this smacks at an amateur attempt to water down r-K selection theory for the unwashed, human beings are predominantly by design, r-selection strategy based.

    1. Re:Attractiveness, lions and tigers, oh my! by Wintermancer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Bugger. I hit the submit button by mistake instead of preview.

      Sigh. Humans are primarily K-selection strategy (fewer children, greater parental investment) based, not r-selection based (many offspring, little parental involvement).

      To continue, a lot of the pseudo eugenics crowd likes to glom on to the rich vs. poor and quantity of children concept, and play the race card in new and interesting ways. Yes, the poor do usually have more children. They also experience greater childhood mortality, lack of access to birth control and host of other reasons why they have more children than the wealthier classes. Go talk to a sociologist for greater insight into this problem. The rich generally maximize the K factor, in terms of investing in their offspring (this should come as no surprise). If we were to roll back the clock to before modern medicine, you would find the rich would try to have as many children as they could afford, just to counter childhood mortality and other factors which contribute to premature death.

      If you must memorize one thing how genetics works, here it is: tendency towards the mean. The average IQ is 100. The average height is approximately 178 cm for males in the USA. The average level of physical attractiveness is probably staring back at you when you look in the mirror. Why? Because these are the best, default values that nature has selected for over millions of years. Pretty much everything genetic can be put on a bell curve. The interaction of genes does not guarantee that super-tall, super-intelligent, earthshatteringly-attractive couples will produce the same. Chances are, they will produce an child with average intelligence, average height and average looks more often than not. Until we have genetic engineering to custom fab our children, Mother Nature is the one driving the car.

  303. This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just imagine, an eco-terrorist opposed to economic globalization who devises a machine that (get this!) goes UNDER water!

    No. Seriously. On PURPOSE! And it can come back up and do it again! And it can really move too, like go, oh, 20,000 leagues. Yeah, they're sort of like miles.

    Dude! Cool, huh?

    And he uses it to ram the ships that cause pollution and allow countries of the industrialized world to exploit the rest.

    And he has an under-water base! And these suits that allow people to get out of this "sub-marine" while it's actually under the water, and not drown.

    No, no, he's not the hero, he's seen as the villain, but he's actually the protagonist. Great story, huh?

  304. Idiocracy by nullChris · · Score: 1

    There is a movie out at this very moment that most people will not hear about, nor see, that is based on this very premise.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

    Unfortunately Mike Judge had a tiff with the Studio, so it didn't get the love it really needed. Still a pretty funny movie with a good vehicle for their gags, though.

  305. So..... by Wolfger · · Score: 1

    The human race will be split into "intellignet supermodels" and "descendants of W and Cheney"?

    But seriously... how often do "attractive" and "intelligent" go together? I'm not seeing very many supermodels winning Nobel prizes, and I'm not seeing many doctors or physicists winning (or even entering) beauty pageants. There are some cases of overlap, of course, but it's hardly any proof of an emerging subspecies.

  306. this is science? by nofutureuk · · Score: 0

    I would rather make it gossip.slashdot.org

    how comes a scientist calls one species "elite" and the other "underclass"? is that scientific?

  307. 100,000 years? by mgmatrix · · Score: 1

    It is always interesting to read theories that project a current trend thousands of years into the future as if no events will alter it during that time. This is like a T.V. traffic announcer stating that "based on current levels, by 5pm, every car in California will be parked on the 405."

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  308. I don't know about Ballmer but.... by bcattwoo · · Score: 1

    I would leave my wife for Bill Gates in a heartbeat.

  309. Master race has no penis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you look at the pic from the article it's clear the master species has no need for a penis:
    http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42207000/jpg /_42207552_evolution4.jpg

  310. human species split? by biophile · · Score: 1

    This is unbelievably ridiculous. I can't believe it's not a joke. How did this crankery get to be news. I would at least expect better from the BBC, like some basic journalism - perhaps a quote from another evolutionary theorist. I do notice that the article says nothing about him publishing his silliness in a scientific journal.

  311. The split has already happened by Robotest · · Score: 1

    The split has already happened. It's just hard to see right now because the two branches are not sufficiently differenciated ,and nobody cares. It will become obvious in 100,000 years or a lot less (more like 10,000 or so). Those alive at the time would not care and it will be too late to do anything about it. It's a bit sad that we can speculate about it but there is no proof.

  312. Utter nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't imagine how this sort of nonsense got published. Natural and sexual selection only matter if they impact (a) the likelihood of death before reproducing (b) the likelihood of having offspring or (c) the average number of offspring.

    In a modern society with contraception and a welfare state, nobody is going to die before reaching adulthood because they're less fit than others, and nor does being intelligent or attractive increase the probable number of children. If anything, those who are successful and attractive have fewer children, because they spend more time focussing on their careers, their appearances and ensuring the children they do have are given a good start in life.

    This ridiculous article isn't even consistent with itself! It claims sexual selection will lead to exaggeration of various traits considered to be attractive, but then claims that skin colour will even out, blending into a 'coffee' colour, despite the fact that light skin colour itself almost certainly developed through sexual selection (i.e. because it's generally considered more attractive than dark skin). Why would one 'attractive' trait disappear, whilst others become more pronounced? It's patently absurd.

  313. Swelling lower class by Actual+Reality · · Score: 0

    While that article is pretty outrageous, we forget some of the social issues right here that contribute to swelling of the lower class. The biggest problem, in the US anyway, is that the US government pays unwed mothers to have children. If you are a single woman with no job, just have up to 4 kids and the government will provide you a home and pay you a set amount each month for each child. They will throw in food stamps on top of that! Whatever you do, do not marry anyone because then they will reduce your monthly payment or take it away completely. Same thing about work. The more you work, the less your government check will be so why waste your time with a job? Maybe you live in poverty, but poverty in the US means you get a place to live, car, cell phone, television, 3 squares/day. Is that so bad? Ask the guys in India sleeping on the sidewalk. ~AR

  314. Sociobiology by caramuru · · Score: 1

    The controversial field of Sociobiology (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sociobiology) posits that social and economic phenomena at least partly explain biological phenomena such as evolution. The field uses tools such as linear programming models that maximize utility functions of such creatures as the slimewort subject to physical and "social" constraints in the environment. Sociobiology originated in the 1970s, so the thinking exhibited in the article is not exactly new. Although most biologists believe that Sociobiology is a bunch of poppycock, most also believe that it is highly amusing.

    1. Re:Sociobiology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The controversial field of Sociobiology (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sociobiology) posits that social and economic phenomena at least partly explain biological phenomena such as evolution.

      You've got it backwards. Sociobiologists don't claim social phenomena explain biological phenomena, but rather the reverse: that social behaviour of animals tends to be a product of biology (i.e. natural and sexual selection over generations) rather than cognition. As an example, sociobiologists would argue that ants have the social structure they do, not because they 'think' it's a good idea, but rather because it's what they're biologically programmed to do, as a result of millennia of selection.

      When extended to humans, this view is invariably qualified so the suggestion that biology plays a role in determining social behaviour, not that it absolutely determines it. The more we learn about genetics, the more we're discovering that the evidence supports this view. As a recent example, studies with the blind have shown that there is a large hereditary component to facial expressions. Those who have been blind all their lives have never seen the facial expressions of their parents, and yet tend to use very similar ones (I don't recall the precise figures). This suggests a facial expressions are not primarily learnt, but are primarily inherited.

  315. Poprobterm by bahco · · Score: 1

    Our future is not as H. G. Wells described it in The Time Machine. Unfortunately, it will be more as Cyril M. Kornbluth wrote in 1951 in his short story The Marching Morons. From his Wikipedia page: "The Marching Morons" was one of Kornbluth's most famous short stories; it is a satirical look at a far future in which the world's population consists of a few million geniuses and five billion idiots, the precarious minority of the "elite" working desperately to keep things running behind the scenes. Part of its appeal is that readers identify with the beleaguered geniuses (which is entirely compatible with science fiction fans' broadly held opinion of their relationship with the mundane majority).

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  316. Are all UK anthropologists trained as MBAs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Evolutionary theorist" from a College of Economics?

    Huh? It really does amaze me what passes for science and journalism in the UK.

  317. Already knew about this... by tdhurst · · Score: 1

    Ever read or seen H.G. Wells' "Time Machine"? It predicts this as well...

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  318. I thing he had to much THC in his TEA by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    This reads like utter jibbersish. We all know the bird flu is going to wipe out 33% of the worlds population.
    Mostly in Asia and India. Then there's going to be a world war, we go into a deep nuclear winter, humans mutate and
    either live underground and worship the last remaining nuclear doomsday device, or live above ground like animals while
    apes evolve as the superior species. then some dude is going to travel in time from the 70's and piss the undeground dwellers
    off and totally anhilliate the world. THE END.

  319. The Time Machine by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    recipe:

    1 old science fiction book
    1 idea taken from the book
    Add BS
    Profit.

    The Time Machine
    hg wells

  320. Why would you not want to live in the USA? by ion-cannon · · Score: 1

    Are you one of those crazy euro tpes who claims the standard of living is higher in you little country? BAH! The usa will always have a ton of good looking happy people who reproduce. YEP

    1. Re:Why would you not want to live in the USA? by AGMW · · Score: 1
      Are you one of those crazy euro tpes who claims the standard of living is higher in you little country?

      I think the standard of living is probably higher in Sweden - but I don't know that. I live in the UK. It's not perfect either, but we tend not to have gun wielding loonies shooting the place up all the time - though that is changing! We do have much more petty crime, and that's probably a direct result of the lack of gun wielding loonies!

      But just because I like the UK, I'd still say I don't want the whole world to be like the UK. That'd suck too, though not as much as if the whole world was like the USA (IMHO)!

      I like to visit different places, see different societies, hear different languages. One of the problems of the US, or at least the rest of the World's perception of the US, is that of homogenisation. Most US towns look the same. Same shops. Same cars. Same layout. Same-o-Samey-Same-Same. The UK is going that way too, with bloody starbucks on every corner. Europeans, for the most part, like variety. We're not scared by 'difference'.

      True story, I was in Edinburgh (sorry, "Edinborrow") and popped into a pub for lunch. On the menu was "clapshot" so I asked the chap behind the bar what it was. Mince and peas and stuff - traditional Scottish food. An American gentleman at the bar says "I had to ask him what it was too. Why can't they just write it in English".

      Sorry, but that just sums it up for me!

      Oh yes, a friend's aunt is a tour guide and apparently overheard an American saying about Windsor Castle "sure is a lovely castle, but why do you think they built it so close to Heathrow".

      You know I've never disliked a yank I've met. You are usually warm, friendly, and generous, but too many of you seem to wear blinkers. As a friend, I'd say you've got to wake up and smell the coffee!

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    2. Re:Why would you not want to live in the USA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Europeans, for the most part, like variety. We're not scared by 'difference'.
      ... And apparently not scared to stereotype America, either. Scared of 'difference' only when it is American, eh? ;)

      I like Europe the way you like America. The Old World is a nice place to visit to see what the New World has evolved away from (zing!); however, I'm glad not to have to endure the oppressive socialist governments, rigid class structures, waste of resources on royalty, government domination of media, etc., etc., etc.

      The last European who told me I wore blinkers was a socialist angry that I rejected socialism even though I've read most of the theory. She assumed that everyone who really knew about socialism would accept it, and the only people who would reject it must be ignorant or evil. Because I was neither, she wrote off my rejection of socialism as being too comfortable with the "less desirable" American Way to consider change. To the contrary, my rejection of socialism has more to do with having lived in France a little too long. The more time I spend out of country, the more appreciative I am of just how good we have it back home.

      If all American towns look alike to you, consider that most American towns are less than 150 years old, whereas many European towns have been around in some form for thousands of years. Building up a city quickly with all the conveniences people like is aided by having chain stores who can make the necessary investments. As the New World ages, the variety happens naturally. In the meantime, feel free to slam the New World just because its architecture is too new.

      I like to see the sights as much as the next tourist, but I hardly judge an area by its superficial qualities. If there are interesting people living in a visually boring area, I still consider it an interesting place, and will go back to visit frequently. I can't overgeneralize my experiences with that of other Americans, but my experience is that the stereotypes of America propagated by Hollywood and the foreign media are (like most stereotypes) incredibly unfair; if America were much like the way Hollywood and the foreign press characterize it, I wouldn't want to live here, either. Thankfully, the real America is closer to your experience of the Americans you have met-- "warm, friendly, and generous". The fact that 40% of our population are first or second generation (legal) immigrants is evidence that a lot of people who visit America want to live here, but I certainly wouldn't expect everyone who visits America to fall in love with it, nor with us.
    3. Re:Why would you not want to live in the USA? by iblum · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, I will say this. I'm nearly 40 years old, and have lived my entire life in the united states. I have never, in all of those years, ever seen anyone use a gun in anger. I've never been the victim of a violent crime, nor known anyone closely who had admitted to have been. I've seen television reports of crime, and shootouts, and serial killers et cetera, but sometimes I think that these things are a bit, well, unreliable. My point is not that the US has no crime, but that you cannot always believe what you see on TV, even on the news.

      I will say this, the only time I was in your country, an Underground station was closed because of an IRA bombing. other than that (and having someone nearly choke because I ordered "Iced" tea) my experiences in England were very positive.

      Ira

    4. Re:Why would you not want to live in the USA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You know I've never disliked a yank I've met.

      Please stop calling us Yanks. We are not all Yankees. It is offensive to a lot of us to be called Yankee/Yank.

      So please stop. The correct word is "American". (And yes, I do realise that "America" does not refer only to the USA; but there is no other valid adjective for our specific countrymen, unlike all other American countries. Canadian, Mexican, etc..United Statesian?)

      Thanks.

  321. Re:Reproduction, selectivity, and long results. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's just you.

  322. Maybe I am ahead of myself... by Iberian · · Score: 1

    but let them eat cake!

  323. Christians agree by Iberian · · Score: 1

    1st Corinthians 1:21- For seeing that in the wisdom of God, the world through its wisdom didn't know God, it was God's good pleasure through the foolishness of the preaching to save those who believe. 1st Corinthians 1:27- but God chose the foolish things of the world that he might put to shame those who are wise.

  324. Slight problem... by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    What happens when ugly men make a lot of money and start banging hot chicks? Men and women are attracted to different things, ya know.

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    1. Re:Slight problem... by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      Their rich kids are pretty hot, thanks to the mothers. Just as I said. Among rich people, ugliness is diluted.

  325. Re:Reproduction, selectivity, and long results. by Cerberus7 · · Score: 1

    In my own experence, "hybrid" kids are much better looking if the parents are from more dissimilar races. They also seem to be exceptionally bright children. The majority of the "hybrids" I've known that came from more similar races don't turn out quite as attractive, nor quite as intelligent, as the dissimilar hybrids. There doesn't seem to be much of a differentiation from the average for similar hybrids, so it's not like they turn out bad; just not as good as the dissimilar hybrids. There appears to be a skewing towards the exceptionally good for the dissimilar hybrids.

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  326. another twenty years by Phantom+Gremlin · · Score: 1

    Life expectancy has nothing to do with reproductive success. As long as you reach the age of sexual maturity and successfully produce fertile offspring, your job is done as far as passing your genes on to the next generation is concerned.

    But your offspring will have a much greater chance of reaching sexual maturity if you survive long enough to provide for and nurture them during their childhood.

  327. Re:Reproduction, selectivity, and long results. by nschubach · · Score: 1

    So wouldn't that disprove (in what little information we have) the master race theory?

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  328. Wow, some research... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

    Sounds like this "evolutionary biologist" read some H. G. Wells and knocked off around 9:30 for an early, early lunch.

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  329. Re:Reproduction, selectivity, and long results. by Cerberus7 · · Score: 1

    That's exactly how I see it! It seems to illustrate that there is greater benefit in the mixing of races than in isolating any particular group.

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  330. Just another Conspiracy Theory about bloodlines... by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

    Sorry I'm late to the party, but I brought an MP3...
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  331. Re:Reproduction, selectivity, and long results. by jc42 · · Score: 1

    Animal and plant breeders have a phrase "hybrid vigor". Google for it.

    The theoretical explanation seems a bit weak so far. It's mostly based on the observation that dominant traits tend to be adaptive, while recessive traits tend to be maladaptive. This isn't always true, of course; it's just a statistical pattern. But it would explain why first-generation crosses between distantly-related strains tend to produce vigorous offspring.

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  332. The Dutch called them Tutsis and Hutus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm a 6'5" triple-Ph.D., BTW, with inlaws taller and smarter than me. You couldn't use us to disprove Curry's theories, but I still find his implications and assumptions incredibly repugnant. Treatises insinuating that tall, smart people have more value (superiority?) than short, simple people are dangerous whether they come from the extreme left or the extreme right. 18th-century racial bigotry seems to have grown into 21st-century genetic bigotry; future generations are likely to consider it all more of the same.

    Curry's work is nothing less than hate speech. Letting height determine superiority is not a new phenomenon among hatemongers. In the 18th century, the Dutch (the world's tallest people according to a 2006-09-17 WN article) decided to divide Rwandans into two social castes based on height. They called the shorter ones Hutus and the taller ones Tutsis. If you have seen the movie Hotel Rwanda, you have seen a glimpse of the aftermath of stature-based discrimination. Although we called it "genocide", the genetic component of the Rwandan massacres were based more on height than ancestry or any traditional notion of race.

    Therefore, I try not to take dominant-submissive speciation theories too seriously when they come from people who favor radical political viewpoints. Although he refreshingly claims not to be a National Socialst (Nazi), Dr. Curry speaks in excessively glowing terms of radical leftists and totalitarian communists:

    From Curry's Evolutionary psychology: "fashionable ideology" or "new foundation"? :

    In the past, Steven Rose has promoted the view that there is more to evolutionary explanations of human behaviour than mere science. His co-authored book, Not in Our Genes,52 presented an explicitly Marxist critique of evolutionary biology; and his 1997 book, Lifelines, begins with the warning that "[t]he rise of the present enthusiasms for biologically determinist accounts of the human condition date back to the 1960s. They were not initiated by any specific advance in biological science, or powerful new theory, but harked back instead to an earlier tradition of eugenic thinking which . . . had been eclipsed and driven into intellectual and political disrepute in the aftermath of the war against Nazi Germany and its racially inspired Holocaust."53

    Alas, Poor Darwin marks a complete reversal from this earlier position. Hilary Rose now concedes that evolutionary psychology eschews any notion of race, and that it is compatible with a wide variety of political viewpoints, such as Peter Singer's Darwinian Left, Matt Ridley's free marketeering, Helena Cronin's feminism, Francis Fukuyama's call for state intervention to tackle unemployment, and Darwin@LSE's collaborations with the left-leaning think-tank Demos.54 (She could have added also that John Maynard Smith FRS was a communist, and Robert Trivers was a member of the Black Panther Party.) Each of these researchers illustrate the point that facts and values can be kept separate; that one's political goals do not dictate one's science (or vice versa), but that once you've settled on your political or social objectives, science can help you achieve them.

    Now, there's a distinction without a difference. Scientists shouldn't let politics guide science, but should first determine their politics and then use their science to support their political views? Be politically motivated at all times except while you're performing your experiments so you can more convincingly feign moral outrage when someone accuses your politics of guiding your science? Too many of us seem to buy into Curry's fantasy of the leftist scientist who can turn off her political motives where science is concerned. If you want to get into science, kids, be prepared to ditch political biases altogether, or no one except people with radical political viewpoints will

  333. Poor not better off by iendedi · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I would argue that the poor in those countries are better off than 100 years ago... not all of them, I'll give you that, but there are a lot more with running water and some basic access to medicine than there were back then. Relative to the Rich in those countries, they haven't progressed much, but they still progress.
    Today, the overpopulated poor regions of the world live in their own industrial waste dumps filled with plastics, foil and other packaging materials combined with toxic chemicals and other hazardous waste. A hundred years ago, the poor were likely living off basic sustenance as farm workers and everything they consumed was naturally recycled. But today, with consumable packaging and big industry combined with the lack of basic services (such as waste disposal) in poor regions results in a death spiral of living conditions. Industrialized polution combined with plastic and metallic containers for consumables have created living conditions that are completely foreign and not at all friendly to biologicals (such as people). Have you been to any of these very poor regions and seen the problem first hand? I have and I can tell you that it is unequivocally true.

    Also, the previously clean rivers and streams that provided water in the past are now completely polluted. The fact that those water sources have not been 100% replaced by running water is a considerable step down for the poor. And medicine? Are you kidding me? How can the poor afford modern medicine? Don't kid yourself, the poor are much worse off today than they were at any time in human history -- and there are many more of them. More poor people living today than not just a hundred years ago, but than all humans born in the entire history of our planet before one hundred years ago. It is disgraceful and could be corrected if we diverted some of the money used to kill each other and protect corporate profits to education and social services for our fellow man.
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  334. No, you should think harder about it by iendedi · · Score: 1

    Two things you're ignoring: One, if everyone lives no matter what their traits are, then "genetically expensive" features like good vision will just go away. Evolution has been strongly selecting people with good vision, but your eyes cease to affect your chance to reproduce, but mutations still go on, it is incredibly probable that each generation's eyesight will be progressively worse. Ditto for other traits.

    Genetically expensive features like good vision will just *go away*? And what is the principal of anti-selection that will accomplish this? Are people with worse vision less fertile or more sexually attractive? While I agree that excellent vision may no longer be of extreme consequence to the survivability of a modern human, it in no way is an anti-indicator of selection and frankly, I don't understand how you consider it genetically expensive.

    Two, there is evolutionary pressure, caused by partner selection. This is the basis of TFA! Good looking people tend to find good looking partners and make good looking children, ditto for the not-good-looking. I would add to this the element of wealth, I think it's quite important: I grew up in a very rich suburb where my schoolmates were uncommonly pretty.

    First point, agreed. Health and beauty attract health and beauty. No argument there.

    Second point, wealth and beauty, mostly disagree. Generally, people born into wealth marry and bare children with others born into wealth and tend to scorn lower classes even at the expense of genetic advantages that might exist in the much vaster genepool of the lower classes. This is called *breeding* by the wealthy castes of the world, but the results are hardly impressive. You do not find many supermodels or extraordinary representations of beauty in the well *bread* old money society circles of the world. The reverse is generally true as they tend to share a smaller genepool and scorn new entrants to their *society*.

    Meanwhile, the churning mass of genetic variation in the lower classes continually produces incredible specimens of atheticism, beauty, intelligence and other prodigeous characteristics mostly by virtue of the statistical variations that occur in those genepools. However, extraordinary ability does tend to provide extraordinary opportunity and is therefore a good indicator of probable financial success in life. But this is upper-middle class success and that success is not neccessarily passed on from one generation to the next. The truly upper class (read: big inheritence) is generally untouchable.

    It may be, in an analysis of socio-economic natural selection, that the more accurate hypothesis is that prodigeous characteristics tend to recombine and be passed on from generation to generation maximally in the middle and upper-middle class, but often orginate from the much larger genepool of the lower class.

    As a counter-point, truly anti-selective genetic traits fall out of the genepool even in the lower class. The lower class has no lack of high fitness in any category and because of the larger numbers, a much faster rate of mate attraction and reproduction. Those who are truly ugly or have severe abnormalities are shunned as much by the other poor as they are by higher classes. And another important point is that it generally takes higher intelligence and higher fitness to survive as a poor individual than it does to survive with money. The lower class would tend to be somewhat more robust than the higher classes in terms of basic survival skills.

    We can take this even further by exploring aggression and morality. Instead of doing that now, I will just throw out the assertion that disdain for human life is a trait that will naturally result in escalation of class (as killing and stealing will quickly produce large amounts of money if done without getting caught). This ultimately leads to the upper class being much less moral than the lower class (given enough time for t

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  335. Very interesting comment by iendedi · · Score: 1
    I agree with everything that you said and I found your insight regarding artificial beauty augmentation to be espeically interesting.

    2. With the amount of progress being made in the fields of complexion altering makeup and cheap plastic surgery, we will soon be reaching a point where the traits you are marrying into will no longer be genetically transferable. Perhaps that will even lead to a situation (when people can look like anything they want) where looks REALLY don't count and beauty begins to be judged by personality, capability or some other non-physical yardstick.
    It is more accurate to say that "soon be reaching a point where the traits you are marrying into will no longer be genetically transferable" unless you are marrying someone who is poor and couldn't afford such augmentation.

    This one factor could actually flip this argument 180 degrees, essentially ensuring that the underclasses will perpetually genetically outperform the upperclasses. If we also assume less access to intelligence augmentation (let your mind wander about this), then true intelligence and true beauty may radically surpass the upperclass in the lower-classes without anyone even realizing it. This would be a result of the lower-classes having to compete in both intelligence and beauty with artificially augmented upper-classes, leading to a situation where the perception is that there is parity (or more likely that the upperclass is both more handsome and intelligent) where in actuallity, the genetic intelligence and beauty of the lower class is somewhat or even significantly greater (provided enough time for this to work itself out).

    Interesting food for thought indeed.
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  336. A world with Mutants. by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1
    Pros:
    • On one hand, my kids get to do all sorts of stuff.
    • Son with healing powers would resolve any instances of scraped knees. (Just don't let him sign up for the Canadian military.)
    • Sexy blue shape shifter running around town naked = Daddy like. (I am such a perv.)
    • Forget Iceman, how about Ice-cold-beer-man.
    • Hot women with mutant powers + black latex jumpsuits + fighting = A war that everyone wouldn't mind watching on Television.
    Cons:
    • Psychic children telling their parents what to do.
    • Possible run in with some cranky old Jewish guy who's magnetic powers could ruin my computer.
    • Juggernaut in real life would be related to Terrell Ownes. :-(
    • Persecution buy the status quo. (Screw them! Mutant > Humans)
    • The hot cick with the brown and white hair can't flirt with you unless you want a death wish.
    • The government would still be run by God-fearing twits.
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