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  1. Phishfight on Firefox 2.0 Wins Phishfight Against IE7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    And I thought a Phishfight is what happens after you criticize Trey for falling off his trampoline during a 'smokin' rendition of 'You Enjoy Myself'

  2. WoW-Core on Intel Takes Quad Core To the Desktop · · Score: 1

    All I want to know is if QuadCore will make my World of Warcraft Elite battle load and display 4-times faster?

  3. Re:Incorrect headline on Singing Dolphins Do Batman · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the dolphins are instead brushing up on Morse code in preparation for a DX contest?

    Or, maybe it was the intent of repeatedly playing the 'Batman' theme song would possibly morph them into rabid, underwater killing machines?

  4. Re:Oh great! on Scientists Find New Painkiller From Saliva · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just when I'd kicked my morphine habit, now I'm going to get jailed for posession of saliva.

    Just don't try to bring any saliva to jail in your mouth, it's always the first place they look.

  5. Unique number on RFID Passport Security "Poorly Conceived" · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe in 2008 you will be able to verify your vote for President with them as well?

  6. mediuminty reFreshness on Slashdot Posting Bug Infuriates Haggard Admins · · Score: 1

    2^24, or in MySQLese an unsigned mediumint

    After that final Taco, you really do need a bigmint.

  7. The Changeling Special Edition on Original Star Trek Getting CGI Makeover · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Star Trek is the latest sci-fi classic to get the CGI 'special edition' treatment."
    Rumours have it that the producers were a little upset about Kirk shooting his mouth off at Nomad and killing it with its own logic. After the Special Edition edit, Nomad is shown to self-destruct due to a hardware error and not by Kirk's cruel mind games.
    Capt. Kirk: I am the Kirk, the creator?
    Nomad: You are the creator.
    Capt. Kirk: You could be wrong....
    Nomad: Oh no, not again...my capacitors are leaking, and I feel a sudden power surge. Please hold on Kirk, I must reboot...

    Cut to Nomad being beamed into deep space and exploding with a ring of fire.

  8. Gotta love Sony... on Sony UK Refused P2P Software Patent · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...first they invent CD malware to infect your PC, then they want to change the P2P system to identify file sharers.

    Maybe we should all just give in and let Sony tell us what to watch, listen to, and buy as well?

    FTA: "The patent application explains: "For example, the user, Clark Kent, may give a classic jazz music file a rating of '7' and include the user comment 'like cool man'. Also, instead of using his true identity ('Clark Kent'), Clark uses an alias, 'Superman.'" Clark may also choose to supply his email address."

    Come on Sony, this is a flawed example, everyone knows that Clark Kent can hear everything with his super-hearing, and he doesn't need no stinkin' P2P applications!

  9. Didn't the Telecoms see this coming? on Wiretap Ruling Threatens Telecoms · · Score: 1

    Don't they have lawyers to review the legality of their actions?

    Or do they just blindly do what Bush tells them?

  10. Re:In a few billion years... on Our Moon Could Become a Planet · · Score: 1

    ...and we will all be dead, I think?

  11. CAPS LOCK KICKS ASS on War Declared on Caps Lock Key · · Score: 1

    mOD mE REDUNDANT!

  12. First YouTube Song... on YouTube to Offer Every Music Video Ever Created? · · Score: 4, Funny

    YouTube killed the video star.

  13. positive space on Sprint Rolls out WiMAX Access · · Score: 3, Funny

    "This is very positive for the space as a whole," said Daniel Meron, analyst at RBC Capital Markets.

    I have never felt more confident after that statement.

  14. Robot smashed to bits.... on Hoboken, NJ vs. Giant Parking Robot · · Score: 1

    ....Hoboken wins.

  15. Re:It's not exciting until Apple drops its price on Has Steve Jobs Lost His Magic? · · Score: 1

    I predict the price of Apples will drop when the new version of Newton comes out...

    I doubt it, revelations like that just don't fall from trees.

  16. It's not exciting until Apple drops its price on Has Steve Jobs Lost His Magic? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Apple$ are expen$ive, when they drop their price, that will be exciting.

    See: http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/A ppleStore?family=PowerMac

  17. Future of Free on The Future of Flash · · Score: 1

    In the future, software like this will be free.

  18. V is for Videosurveillance on The UK's Total Surveillance · · Score: 1

    Watch out! I mean...carry on about your business.

    The cameras are your friends, as they are there to protect you, didn't you know?

    If you have a complaint in regards to your privacy, I suggest you see the security kiosks (located every half block) and file it there. Remember to speak directly into the camera eye. Also, you must remember to include your ID#, license number, phone number and bank account number in order to ensure an accurate and timely response. Protecting your security is our business.
    Have a pleasant day.

  19. Dangerous Words on Google Warns Users About "Unsafe Sites" · · Score: 1

    DANGEROUS KEYWORDS
    Free screensavers
    Bearshare
    Screensavers
    Winmx
    Limewire
    Lime wire
    Free ringtones

    Where is 'advertisment?'

  20. Re:Coming back as Chandler? on Lotus 'Agenda' Returns as Open-Source 'Chandler' · · Score: 2, Funny

    Complete with a snarky comment after you finish each entry.
    "Could that entry BE any smaller?"

    or
    "Oh yeah, like you are REALLY going to finish THAT on time - just like your last 15 attempts."

  21. Happy 15th! on Web Turns Fifteen (again?) · · Score: 1

    Now quit peddling pr0n and go out and get a real job!

  22. Re:Coming back as Chandler? on Lotus 'Agenda' Returns as Open-Source 'Chandler' · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, but I think it does open with the "I'll be there for you" theme music.

    Complete with a snarky comment after you finish each entry.

  23. 'Chicago' knew all along... on An Older, Larger Universe · · Score: 1

    Does anybody really know what time it is?

    I don't.

    Does anybody really care?

  24. Now please don't go Slashdotting the free wireless on County-Wide Wireless To Be Deployed in Michigan · · Score: 4, Funny

    I felt a great disturbance in the Network, as if millions of Washtenawans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced...

  25. trace amounts detected w/tricorder on Photonic Breakthrough Allows 'Lab-on-a-Chip' · · Score: 1

    sensors that can detect trace amounts of a chemical in a water supply or a substance in your blood -- onto a single microchip.

    Now you can be busted in record time by a computer that detects the trace residuals you acquired during the Radiohead concert you went to weeks ago.