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Scientists Find New Painkiller From Saliva

dptalia writes "Scientists have found a new pain killer based on human saliva. Apparently 1 gram of the new drug provides as much pain blocking as 3 grams of morphine. The drug blocks the breakdown of the body's natural pain killing mechanism. Scientists say the molecule is simple and synthesis is expected to be simple."

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  1. Make it stop! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    When the researchers injected a pain-inducing chemical into rats' paws, 1 gram of opiorphin per kilogram of body weight achieved the same painkilling effect as 3 grams of morphine.

    Well wouldn't you say anything to make them stop spitting on you?

    "No more, yes alright it works I'm not in pain anymore."

    Moving out of cuckoo land, I have a twisted ankle after a fall yesterday should I hock a loogie onto it?

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    1. Re:Make it stop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      is that why he used his own spit in brokeback mountain

    2. Re:Make it stop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Funny, but morphine is hardly for ankle twisting pain.

      I've been on several pain management clinics/programs - the last one being pretty much on the cutting edge of medical stuff (lots of experts trained in new stuff who travel worldwide for conferences about pain management and all). I've been taking morphine several times a day for a few years for chronic pain. It sucks. The side effects suck. But it's the only thing that's given me anything close to a "quality of life".

      If it helps to put things in perspective, in the last group (about 20 ppl), when asked if we had honestly thought about ending our lives to make the pain stop, nobody's answered no. Being in excruciating pain each and every second of your life is very hard. You don't get a break when you can't handle it anymore. It's almost like being tortured, and it never ever stops, until the day you die.

      It's a very hard thing to live. Hard to get or keep a job too, when almost half the time you're either in too much pain to be useful for anything or taken too much morphine that you're not "all there" anymore. You can't drive when you're taking the stuff either. Half the docs out there see you as an addict or something. And there's the complications and side effects. And when things happen like you catch a cold or gastro and you vomit, then you can't keep down your morphine either, then things start to go REALLY bad. You gotta to to the hospital, and it's not like they'll just give you a shot no questions asked. Your self-esteem is at an all-time low (no work, feeling worthless and a burden, etc). You can't sleep right. It sucks. Your life sucks. If I didn't have kids to look after, I'd likely have committed suicide a couple years ago just to end the pain.

      Any new pain management method is a godsend. If I could, I'd volunteer to test this stuff for free (worst case scenario, I die, and the pain ends with it).

      That's the daily reality of someone dealing with chronic pain. Morphine isn't just something for addicts and getting high. It makes the lives of millions bearable and worth living. And it's not just for old folks with cancer either - I just turned 30 last month.

    3. Re:Make it stop! by jimbojw · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently kissing does make it better.

    4. Re:Make it stop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't agree more with your sentiments. Chronic pain sucks. Give me the experimental spit and I'll drink it like kool-aid... No second thoughts.

      I don't think most people who are pain free realize what its like to wake up everyday to another day of torture.

      K

    5. Re:Make it stop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Heroin has fewer side-effects and better potency than morphine, and in a sane culture, it would be medically used, like in the UK.

    6. Re:Make it stop! by bigbird · · Score: 1

      That sounds absolutely dreadful. Thanks for making me more aware of what living with chronic pain is like. I've not given it much thought my whole life, but today I'm grateful that I don't have chronic pain like you've described.

    7. Re:Make it stop! by Aurisor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      *hug*

    8. Re:Make it stop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Solidarity brother... I've been 16 years with a intradural spinal cord tumor (T12-L2-L3), inoperable, with constant pressure on the nerves. Miraculously I can still walk (with feet numb), but I pine for the days when I could sleep more than 4 hours straight, could run, piss without a catheter, didn't double over in pain with every cough, sneeze or startle, and could move faster than a walk ( On those rare occasions I sleep deeply enough, I actually dream of simply being able to 'run' again.) I opted to get offa the pain meds after the first ten years... I had clear enough head to rise to a decent IT position in a fortune 20 company, but some days are pure torture without meds. And I could'nt do my job on meds. I'm 43 now...

    9. Re:Make it stop! by rajafarian · · Score: 1

      Dude, I feel for you. Last year I had some intense shoulder/arm pain that I did not know what 'caused it but I "knew" it would go away sometime. **That** made it bearable. I was in bed for 3 days during which time I only got up to crap and do my taxes.

      Anyway, "... (worst case scenario, I die, and the pain ends with it)." Dude, you gotta be a little more philosophically inclined: What if you die but the pain stays? Wouldn't that suck more?

    10. Re:Make it stop! by Pollardito · · Score: 2, Funny

      and French kissing makes it even betterer

    11. Re:Make it stop! by shaneh0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A lot of other medications have fewer side-effects than Morphine. Among them are CR-Oxycodone, Fentanyl, and dilaudid. There's little benefit to prescribing heroin given all of the other options. In fact, the only clear benefit is price. It's cheaper than all of the drugs I mentioned. And to the large majority, price isn't the biggest concern.

      The real problem is diversion. A significant percentage of all prescribed opiates are diverted to the black market. There are obviously only estimates and anecdotes, but for some drugs (CR OxyCodone) I've seen numbers as high as 30%. The drugs that are diverted the most have more to do with street price than they do with the frequency of prescription. This is why CR OxyCodone is more of a problem than, say, Hydrocodone (Vicodin) or OxyCodone (Percocet).

      It's the opinion of the FDA that heroin would be a nightmare of diversion problems. Furthermore, there isn't a CR form of heroin nor is there, to my knowledge, any Antagonist/Agonist combo that could help prevent diversion. Creation of such a formulary would probably increase the use of prescription heroin but it would cost a lot of money to produce and is, I'm guessing, seen as a risk by the pharma companies due to the serious stigma surrounding the drug.

      In short, there's no clinical need for heroin in our current healthcare system. It's primary advantage (cost) doesn't outweigh it's many disadvantages. This is reinforced by the veritable nightmare of diversion that's plagued CR OxyCodone since it's release in the mid nineties.

    12. Re:Make it stop! by nido · · Score: 1

      Hypnosis is often a good option for dealing with chronic pain. The classic example in the Erickson material (conversational hypnosis) is the doctor asking a terminal cancer patient how her pain would be if there was a big, hungry tiger under the bed. The lady responded that she wouldn't have any pain at all. She spent the rest of her days with a comforting hallucination of a big cat under her bed, purring.

      I'm pretty sure the case is covered in this video. Dr. Erickson died 25 years ago, but a good hypnotist should be able to get the same effect.

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    13. Re:Make it stop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Off Topic, don't care.

      I'm posting as AC for personal reasons. I too was a sufferer of inexplicable chronic pain, but I beat it. My doctor and I worked through a few things, but nothing seemed to work. I cannot comment on all cases, but I can comment on my own. Besides the pain, I suffered from a few other things: chronic insomnia, chronic depression, and obesity. I know now all four were related. I couldn't work out because it hurt too much, which made me fatter, which made it difficult to sleep, which made it hurt more. Eventually I too thought of taking my life just to end the pain, but I did not. I asked my doctor about my depression, and we started treating it in a myriad of ways: exercise, eating healthy, and medication. The exercise was almost unbearable at first, but I stuck with it. I cut out almost all alcohol, fast food, and pre-packaged food. After I lost 40 pounds, I started to sleep better. The pain started to subside, and the meds helped with my depression. I do know that depression can manifest itself as physical pain, and there is no doubt that some of my pain was due to that. After 100 pounds, the day-to-day pain was gone. My fibro-mialga was gone too. After 130 pounds, all pain is gone, and I no longer need the depression meds. I can't say that there was a single cause, but everything together led to a destructive cycle. If you suffer from chronic pain and are overweight and depressed, I suggest massive life changing events. I am a lot happier with myself, though there is some fear that the love of food will take over and put me into another death spiral. Still, I can't live in that fear, and must just keep up with my new life.

    14. Re:Make it stop! by vijayiyer · · Score: 1

      And that's the sad part of the FDA approval process. On the off chance that there might be some unpredictable side effect, it will likely take years after the synthesis of the drug before you can get it. Who are they protecting in these types of scenarios?

    15. Re:Make it stop! by illegalcortex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Errr, the people who would be taking it? How many drugs do you think got weeded out that might have made you feel fine now but in 10% of the population made the pain permanently worse? Or caused you to be fine but three years later your fingers fall off? Or caused you to have schitzoid delusions, decide the government was trying to poison you through your orange juice and go down to the minimart and start blowing people away?

      There have been some very notable drug failures in the past. It's not just an "off chance", it's a very real possibility. I don't want the next step after animal testing to be the general population. I know it sucks that we ask people with very serious problems to "take one for the team" by waiting 5-10 years. But you have to keep it in perspective. They have benefitted from all the OTHER people in the past who have done the same. The whole reason our medical science has progressed to the point it has is through rigorous scientific testing. If you get stuck with the short term perspective, it seems completely unfair. But you have to see the long term perspective.

      The only cases where I support short circuiting a longer testing phase is for people who are very likely to die from their illness before the process is completed. Chronic pain is on the boundary due to the suicide issue noted. But I think it falls just barely outside, considering many (most?) people go on to live decades after they would have been willing to try experimental drugs that would have had unknown side effects.

    16. Re:Make it stop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are in extreme pain, then probably you would try anything right? Try some illegal drugs. The "rough" stuff may work better than clinical stuff. I can't say I've done a clinical study on it or anything but I smoke a joint when I have hardcore back pain....it isn't chronic but it helps me forget, and I don't get addicted like I do to medical painkillers so it works for me. Just experiment, life isn't worth living if its all pain.

    17. Re:Make it stop! by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      It would probably be easier to just reference the show "House".

    18. Re:Make it stop! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So, to sum it up, because of the social implications, the FDA is purposefully lying and declaring a known medical treatment to not be a medical treatment? Sounds like the government's stance on marijuana too.

    19. Re:Make it stop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I, like this poster, am in severe chronic pain. In 2001 (xmas eve, win), I was attacked whilst walking home and it shattered a couple vertebra and caused a subdural hematoma on my brain, which luckily cleared itself up on its own. I had reconstructive surgery on my spine, wasn't supposed to ever be able to walk again, and didn't for three weeks. Luckily, I refused to give up and was up and walking within a couple days of actually being physically capable to do so. Since, I've been living with severe, progressive chronic pain in my back, legs, head, etc. I've been through two pain clinics. The most recent was one of the best in the country. It helped. A bit. But every day life dealing with this much pain is hard, to say the least. Even though I know its all a symptom of my disability, I still feel lazy, useless, hopeless, and a whole lot of other fun stuff. Like the OP said, getting or holding a job is near impossible. I've been able to get one since I was injured, and the only reason I wasn't let go is because they were sympathetic to my ills and let me work from home quite a lot. Have I ever *seriously* thought about ending my life because of it? No. Have I ever idly sat there and wondered what would happen if I did such a thing? Yes. I'm also on morphine daily. It helps the chronic side of the pain quite a lot. It was a godsend. The acute side (flares), however, is still there and renders me completely unable to do much of anything. Way more often than I'd like. I don't have an adverse reaction to the medication, so it's not really a problem. But know what? I'm an addict because of it. And that's bulls***. Addiction to more or less anything makes the day-to-day 10x harder. So if some weirdo can synthesize something that'll help make living life easier on myself and people in chronic pain in general out of our loogies - effing do it already. Oh, and I just turned 28.

    20. Re:Make it stop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone heard of Suboxone? Its an opiate based Antagonist/Agonist made from a combination of Bruprenorphine and Naloxone and used primarily to treat opiate addicts, but it does have pretty good pain managment properties as well. I have heard of burn patients being treated with 2mg of liquid Subutex (Bruprenorphine) rather than the huge doses of conventional opiate derivatives.
      I myself am a recovering opiate addict whos addiction stems from years of Oxycontin use to deal with chronic pain following a near fatal car accident. When I tried to reduce my intake of Oxycontin two years ago I discovered I was heavily addicted and suffered horrible withdrawls on top of my chronic backpain. My doctor suggested I try Suboxone since it would handle both my pain as well as my addictive cravings without the doped up feeling of past opiates I have tried. The Bruprenorphine blocks the pain while the Naloxone fills whatever additional receptors my body has created due to years of opiate use. The end result is my pain is reduced to a managable level and yet I'm still able to function enough to hold a pretty decent job. Knowing that I will be taking pain medication for the rest of my life ,Im not worried about the withdrawl effects of Suboxone. Another positive feature of Suboxone is its "abuse proof" in that it can not be snorted or injected because of the Naloxone, in fact it can only be taken by desolving the pill under ones tongue it can't even be swallowed whole. If one was to use it in any way other than its intended method it would result in immediate withdrawl symptoms. Therefore its not a medication thats generaly sought after by opiate addicts as a "fix"

      For those of you living with chronic pain there is alternatives to conventional opiates.

    21. Re:Make it stop! by yet+another+coward · · Score: 1

      Wow. You have my admiration. Weight loss is so hard because it requires lifestyle changes. Coupled to depression, it is even harder.

      I do not know whether depression manifests as physical pain, but I am sure about the phenomena being related. Depression makes pain worse, and pain makes depression worse. Sleep is in the mix, too. Irregular sleep makes depression and pain worse. Depression and pain make sleep more difficult. They are all so coupled that it is difficult to parse causes and effects.

      http://www.webmd.com/content/article/81/96896.htm

      What you have done is commendable. It is difficult in ways that are difficult to recognize because it requires so many examinations and changes. How do I eat? How do I sleep? How do I spend my waking hours outside work? How do I make permanent changes to all of these aspects of my life to align them with my goals. I wish you the best in continuing it.

    22. Re:Make it stop! by Antistotle · · Score: 1

      Well, no. To sum it up /that/ particular chemical causes more problems than it solves, and since the only one it solves better than other available chemicals is /cost/, we don't need it. The government's stance on Marijuana is based largely on the ignorance of politicans and to a lesser degree the general public. Their stance on heroin is based on a weighting of various factors to come to a decision. You may disagree with the weightings, you may even disagree with them on whether some things are problems or not, but it is a considered position.

    23. Re:Make it stop! by shaneh0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Suboxone is really a remarkable drug. Unfortunately, due to stigma of other opiates--like, ironically, CR OxyCodone (brand name OxyContin)--the Congress has really crippled the prescription of Suboxone. IIRC, doctors have to have special training to prescribe it and they can only carry a limited number of patients at a given time. A very small number. Something like 30 or so. So it's very limiting, and doctors often have roles of addicts waiting for treatment. Which is tragic if you ask me. People want help but can't get it.

      If you have any opiate dependency issues, I highly recommend looking into Suboxone. It's been described as a "wonder drug." One day you're an addict, doing whatever you can to scrape by, the very next day you're in recovery. No withdrawal. No pain. No suffering.

      Every report I've seen is that it's recidivism rate is much lower than methadone maintenance.

    24. Re:Make it stop! by yet+another+coward · · Score: 1

      Consult with a psychiatrist if you have not. I am not a doctor, and I do not know whether you would meet the criteria for clinical depression. I suspect that you might, though. Depression makes pain worse, and treating it may help some. Some anti-depressants also have the benefit of pain reduction. If you receive treatment at a cutting edge clinic, you probably are already aware of these connections. Others may not be, however, and the disconnect between doctors who treat pain and doctors who treat mood can lead to unnecessary suffering. I wish you well.

      I know that a bothersome side effect for many taking opiates is constipation. While this side effect is pretty much so tied to the drug's actions that it simply cannot be avoided, there are strategies for coping with it. Make sure your doctors are active in pursuing strategies to deal with the GI problems, too.

      Finally, patches that deliver opiates through the skin are an alternative to pills when you cannot keep pills down. I do not know how widespread use of them is, but it's another thing to investigate. At the least, they might provide a backup treatment when pills are not a good option.

    25. Re:Make it stop! by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

      Is that what you took from what I wrote? Because, as I read it, thats not what I see.

      More accurately, the FDA sees no clinical need for medicinal heroin. There is nothing that heroin provides that other existing painkillers do not. It's not dissimilar to cocaine. Does cocaine have some valid medicinal uses? Yes. Are there other drugs that serve the same market? Yes. Opiate Analgesics are not like antibiotics. There is an advantage to having a number of similar antibiotics to prevent a bacterium from growing resistant to a single one.

      When it comes down to it, there is no difference between ANY opiates. All of them, from codiene to heroin are metabolized by the human liver into morphine. It's not like pain grows resistant to one opiate and not another.

      So barring no need for medicinal heroin, why use it?

    26. Re:Make it stop! by wtansill · · Score: 1

      I am not in chronic pain, but I live with someone who is. For your sake (and hers) I wish you well, and that this product works out both well and quickly.

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    27. Re:Make it stop! by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The real problem is diversion. A significant percentage of all prescribed opiates are diverted to the black market.

      There's an easy solution to this problem. Make opiates available on the white market.

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    28. Re:Make it stop! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So barring no need for medicinal heroin, why use it?

      So, it is medically effective. But it is banned from being a valid medical treatment. That's what I said. That's what you said. The government purposefully classifies known medical treatments as illegal because it does not like them. I have seen statements from you supporting that statement, and no statements from you contrary to that statement. Though you seem to object to the tone.

    29. Re:Make it stop! by cartman · · Score: 1

      I'm sure your physicians have already discussed this option with you, but you may consider an implant that injects morphine directly into your spine. The implant allows you to use only a tiny amount of morphine for a robust painkilling effect, and it greatly reduces the systemic effects and side effects of the drug. If you are taking large amounts of morphine everyday and will for a long time, the implant might be a good way to go.

      If you have neuropathic pain, there are many drugs being developed to help with that condition...

    30. Re:Make it stop! by PCM2 · · Score: 1
      So, it is medically effective. But it is banned from being a valid medical treatment.

      Let's assume, for the sake of argument, that shaneh0 concedes your point. You have yet to answer his question, however: Why is that a problem? There exist alternatives that are readily available to medical practitioners that are affordable and equally if not more effective. Why are you so obsessed with heroin? Maybe you should really save this argument for your social worker.

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    31. Re:Make it stop! by daft_one · · Score: 1

      Ow! OW! LEGGO DANGIT!

    32. Re:Make it stop! by atrizzah · · Score: 1

      Let's also make broken glass available to children, anti-freeze available to dogs and cats, and plutonium availabe to everyboday!

    33. Re:Make it stop! by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

      No, I answered your question in my OP.

      It's all about diversion.

      The diversion of prescription pain killers is not so much a matter of how much that painkiller is prescribed, but the demand from the "street" for the drug. So even if doctors take the utmost care in prescribing heroin, it will be leaked into the black market. Picture a 20-something kid telling his aunt that she can make $1000 a month by parting with 1/4 of her pain meds. That basic scenario happens DAILY in the US, primarily for CR-OxyCodone.

      And the demand for pharmaceutical-grade heroin would be ENORMOUSLY high.

      On top of the "willing diversion," I'm convinced you'd have a lot more theft and robbery if people were walking out of pharmacies with a months dose of pure heroin. In some areas of the country hardest hit by the CR-OxyCodone epidemic, like Kentucky, pharmacy hold-ups are more and more common. And, comparitavely, heroin is many orders of magnitude more potent than OxyCodone.

      It's not as simple as "Let's do it, there's no down side." There *is* a downside. Little Jimmy tells his friends that his grandma is getting prescribed heroin and next thing you know, the woman is held-up at gun point for it.

      There are a million heroin addicts in the US. These are people with a horrible, horrible disease. Nobody wants to be a heroin addict, but it's a fact of life for these people. And I have no issues with saying that every single one of those addicts would rob and steal to get their drug. A great many would have no issue with violence or even murder.

      You have to understand the brain of a heroin addict going thru withdrawal. Imagine if you felt that you had no food, and that you had no way to get food. No welfare, no soup kitchen, no family and friends to help you. It's an issue of survival in the most basic animal form. The addict brain is convinced that it needs heroin for its survival. And it'll get very primal if it needs to. Putting these drugs into pharmacies and homes is dangerous.

      All that being said, OxyCodone is nearly as dangerous. It can be boiled down and injected just the same. But CR-Oxycodone serves the demand for severe/long-term pain relief. So there is no clinical need for medicinal heroin. Therefore, there is no reason to endure the side-effects that I listed.

      I'm curious what your motivation is? Is it just that you believe in maximizing your liberties? Personally, I think that marijuana should be decriminalized. But saying that Heroin and Marijuana are similar is sort-of like saying that an M-16 should be sold like we sell bird-shot. An M-16 isn't necessarily dangerous if handled properly, but the population at large has no idea what "proper handling" is.

    34. Re:Make it stop! by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Except unlike broken glass, nearly all the negative effects of opiates are due to their legal status.

      For example, overdoses are due to people not knowing the strength of the drug. Measured doses of pharmaceutical heroin would fix that. Drug related crime occurs because people can't afford the black market markup. Pharmaceutical morphine costs pennies a dose to manufacture.

      Heroin addiction itself is actually quite benign. It is not toxic to the body, and due to tolerance maintained addicts can function quite well. There's no reason that a person being addicted to heroin should be any more notable than if they were addicted to caffeine. When they don't need to spend all day engaged in drug-seeking behavior addicts can do almost anything a sober person can, such as found Johns Hopkins University.

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    35. Re:Make it stop! by shaneh0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I want to say one more thing about this. There are an estimated 3 million Americans addicted to prescription pain killers. So there's a good chance that at least a couple people reading this can relate.

      I've never met an addict during clinical trials that wouldn't give anything to go back to the beginning and prevent the whole debacle from ever happening. It seems there's a "honeymoon period" while people still have a life, but a persons quality of life dimishes quickly when they're inflicted with the disease of addiction.

      The biggest problem with the "war on drugs" is that it makes people think of addicts as the "enemy" instead of what they are, which is people suffering from a chronic disease.

      I've worked on a Bupenorphine trial and let me tell you: The change in the subjects was remarkable. They came in for 8 hours of tests, evaluations, etc, once a week for six months. One told me "I look at this is trading one day a week in exchange for the other six."

      There have been opiate addicts for hundreds, maybe thousands of years. This is the first time that a real, sensible treatment option is available.

      If you've never tried treatment, if you're afriad of the stigma of comming forward, if you're repulsed by the idea of a "detox facility," if you're turned-off by the methadone clinic, please, search on the SAMHSA website and find a doctor in your area that is certified to prescribe Suboxone. It doesn't always work, and it doesn't work if you don't want it to, but if you're ready to crawl out of this nightmare that the average addict lives in, this is a very good first step.

      The pharmacology is simple. It mixes a synthetic opiate agonist with an antagonist. The agonist has a very long half-life, which most addicts understand to mean one thing: Stability. Instead of the BAC doing roller-coasters, the amount of drug in your system stays constant. Moreover, the antagonist means that you cannot inject the drug w/o going into immediate withdrawal. Anyone familiar with Methadone will find this familiar.

      The major difference is that instead of going to a methadone clinic every day, you get to go to a normal doctors office once a month.

      I've met a lot of addicts. The best I can describe it, is they're normal people that have this enormous amount of scar tissue covering them up. You know that somewhere, underneath, they're a scared, desperate, depressed, lonely person. But society doesn't see that. Society sees the SIDE EFFECTS of their disease, which often is crime.

      Suboxone, along with this epidemic of painkiller abuse, is doing a lot to make the average person realize that addicts are not the guy sleeping by the dumpster, or hanging out in some dark alley way.

      In fact, I personally garauntee that every person reading this knows at least one person addicted to opiates. It could be your teacher, your teller, your butcher, your lawyer, your doctor, your friend, your mother, your brother, even your clergyman. Prescription painkillers have brought addiction from the shadows into the suburbs. This is tragic, but it's got a silver lining. Maybe now we can, as a country, move past stereotypes and into real treatment.

      There was a time when we didn't understand mental illness. So we locked people up that suffered from those ailments.
      And there was a time when we did the same for homosexuality.
      Now, we lock up drug addicts. Eventually, that will change, too.

      Good Luck. Believe me, there are people out there who want to help.

    36. Re:Make it stop! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      No,

      I see your "no." I read your response. All I see is statements that agree with me. It is a valid medical treatment being denied by the government. You have 10 paragraphs in your response, not a single one contradicts my statement. You have supporting reasons unrelated to medical treatment as to why the government would ban it, but nothing that indicates that my statement is incorrect in words or implication.

      I'm curious what your motivation is?

      My motivation is that the government should not be banning people from taking a valid medical treatment. In fact, the FDA shouldn't be banning any substances. Dirt isn't good for me, but it isn't illegal for me to run out in my back yard and eat some dirt. If the goal of the goverment is to protect me from myself, then dirt should be illegal. If they are not trying to protect me from myself, then they shouldn't make it illegal to grow hemp in my home. They are intellectually dishonest, and this issue is one of the ones that is in the middle. They are making a valid medical treatment illegal (whether they do or do not have valid reasons is outside the scope of my argument). And if heroine is bad, then people would ask to have something else prescribed, or the doctors would use it only as a last resort. Just making something legal does not mean it will be used, just like making something illegal does not stop it. We shouldn't pass laws to tell people what they should and should not do. Laws (including policy with the effect of law) should only be used when necessary and should never be made such that the enforcement of the law is worse than the situation would be without the law in place.

    37. Re:Make it stop! by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      Have you tried weed?

    38. Re:Make it stop! by CrankyOldBastard · · Score: 1

      Almost anyone living with chronic pain is treated for depression at the same time. This is because about 70% of chronic pain sufferers consider suicide as a viable option. As for patches, in this country at least (Australia) they are reserved for terminal patients only.

    39. Re:Make it stop! by CrankyOldBastard · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that most of the medications being developed for neuralgia have a host of other unpleasant side effects. Find an extreme epileptic and have a chat to them to get an idea of what they are like.

    40. Re:Make it stop! by shawb · · Score: 1

      I have one large issue with the diversion reasoning for prescription heroin... you already agreed that the major "advantage" of heroin is its low price. Allowing prescription use of heroin would most likely not cause overtly significant diversion as compared to other opiates, as it it likely that street heroin is CHEAPER to make than pharmaceutical grade heroin would be. Street heroin does not have to go through the safeguards, QA and testing that pharmaceutical grade heroin do. In fact, the low price of street heroin is probably the major reason why pharmaceutical heroin has not been approved... the costs of testing long term effectiveness and safety, as well as the costs of developing and implementing a manufacturing process would not be financially advantageous to a pharm. company as they could not compete with the street dealer. Not to mention heroin is not patentable (more specifically, the patent was awarded to Bayer, then removed after WWI) and so any pharmaceutical company that went through the testing and industrial engineering to bring a pharmaceutical grade heroin to market would also have to compete with every other drug company in addition to the black market. The profit motive just isn't there, so it would not be in the best interest of the drug companies to show that heroin is safe enough to use.

      There may also be OTHER reasons such as addictive potential why heroin is illegal while other opiates are legal (controlled, but not outright prohibited) but the medical community could probably find ways to make heroin safe enough to use IF there was a profit motive. There simply is not profit motive in bringing a drug to market that anybody can make a reasonable facsimile of out of any poppy seeds and a couple common household items.

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      I'll never make that mistake again, reading the experts' opinions. - Feynman
    41. Re:Make it stop! by CrankyOldBastard · · Score: 1

      As a Chronic Pain sufferer, and also an active Christian (no, not a rabid looney "short earth", "let's kill the arabs" Christian) it makes a huge difference to me to know that in the next life I get a body without flaws and brokenness. It helps me get through each day, knowing that what I go through is temporary, even if it lasts all this life.

      I sincerely hope that you'll consider this, and not ask someone in a terrible situation to consider that their Last Hope might be groundless. It's just a philosophical position to you, but it's a major factor in trying to put the things that matter most (like our kids, the smell of rain, the feeling of a cool breeze on a hot summer afternoon) first in our lives, instead of the gut wrenching, humanity deadening thing that constant chronic pain is. I guess I'm saying that even if we're living in ignorance, let us stay there if it gives us hope. The idea of having to live like this in Eternity is too horrible to even contemplate.

    42. Re:Make it stop! by Greg.Rodden · · Score: 1

      YOU STOLE MY POST! :) I was going to mention that when i was a kid (and still to this day to a lesser degree) i would always stick my mouth over a fresh cut cause i felt it soothed the pain a little. Probably unrelated and childish but if i think it makes me better then so be it.

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      I have ridden the mighty moon worm!
    43. Re:Make it stop! by KKlaus · · Score: 1
      ...nearly all the negative effects of opiates are due to their [il]legal status
      No offense, but please cut the fucking shit. Negative effects for who? Sure heroin is non-toxic biologically, but it does have the unfortunate tendency to turn people into zombies that only want want more heroin when they don't have any, and only want to sit around and enjoy heroin when they do.

      Go read about the Opium Wars if you want a good real life example. Being on caffeine is not the same as being on heroin. Instead of saying stupid things from the comfort of your insulated suburban home, go out and actually see someone with heroin in them. They are not productive at all. Let me repeat: having caffeine in you (a stimulant) is in no way similar to having heroin in you (a depressant). I can't believe this shit got modded insightful.

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    44. Re:Make it stop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While there is some truth to what you say, it isn't the whole truth.

      Mechanisms for pain control aren't exactly universal. Some one may not respond well to Fentanyl, but respond to dilaudid. A few respond better to antidepressants than narcs. And there is always tolerance issues.

      Not to mention allergies to opioids can be tricky. Some one can have an adverse reaction to dilauded, but not oxycodone.

      There is also questions of toxicity of the higher order narcs used over the long term Heroin has a pretty good track record for long term use.

      Anyway, the short is simply saying xyz is better than heroin drug in all instances is pretty short-sighted. The point is heroin should be an available option if circumstances warrant. Otherwise, you are putting politics above effectively treating someone's pain.

    45. Re:Make it stop! by soren42 · · Score: 1


      You make some really good points - i empathize with your situation. I find myself in the same situation as yourself, dealing with multiple incurable chronic pain issues. I've battled with intense pain since I was 5, but now, at 31, at least opiates provide some relief. I've commented in the past about addiction vs. dependance, but this article brings up another excellent opportunity.

      If this natural enzyme can provide the pain relief of morphine or better, without the physical dependancy issues, it would be a welcome opportunity. In my situation, as I assume is the same yours (parent post), I'm taking a huge dose of Fentanyl daily, without side effects, sedation, or any other adverse reaction. The problem is, if I injure myself or have an acute (non-routine - for me) pain issue, ER physicians are hesitant to 1) believe that a patient could actually be taking 2g of fentanyl per day while remaining functional, or 2) effectively treat a patient in such a situation. My experience has been that they always attempt low-dose (relatively speaking, at least) IV morphine and following the standing clinical dosing guidelines for Joe Sixpack, to which any pain that actually lands such a patient in the ER will be refractory to. As a result, I now avoid ER's unless *absolutely* necessary - preferring instead to be admitted by a physician familiar with my history.

      Honestly, my worst nightmare is that I'll end up in a car accident or some other unforeseen catastrophic medical issue that will require immediate pain management. There's not much out there that's more potent than fentanyl, and all of the hospitals in my area (a large, metropolitan city with many world-class healthcare institutions) have a policy of only administering fentanyl in an ICU setting. In fact, when i had my gallbladder removed in May, the anesthesiologist was shocked after they administered the IV sedatives for the operation, I was completely lucid and actually walked into the OR and laid myself down on the operating table. In that situation, they ended up giving me huge doses of IV Demerol post-op, which quickly builds up a toxic by-product in the body, damaging the nervous system. After three days, they basically discontinued all pain management (at my request) because I had begun having uncontrollable, Demerol-induced seizures.


      (sigh) I'm sorry that I've been wordy and self-centered in this post, but I'm outlining my situation because I know (mostly from my physicians) that there are many, many other people in the same boat with me - to some extent or another. Breakthroughs like this (in TFA) are a welcome blessing to many people who don't want to spend their lives as slaves to opiates, and need to seek alternatives for chronic pain management.

      Thank you, reader, for allowing me to bare my soul to you online. ^_^

      --

      "Adventure? Excitement? A Jedi craves not these things."
    46. Re:Make it stop! by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yeah when I see stuff like Highlander I laugh. People think it's so cool, but imagine being "immortal" like that, and some huge boulder falls on you, or you sink into some concrete mix without anyone knowing. Or some sadist captures you, starts a few experiments and ...

      But seriously though, in my opinion you don't even need such messed up scenarios that an eternity would be horrible.

      I strongly suspect that Eternity could be a very very long time if you are not _perfect_.

      Way too long.

      Perhaps the first few million years will be great. But after a trillion or so?

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    47. Re:Make it stop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your situation is hardcore...i feel bad about your situation. you're a perfect candidate for heroin...if only it were legal...well, i hope this new line of research leads to something useful for you and others...don't give up the fight...your kids are worth it!

    48. Re:Make it stop! by red.alkali · · Score: 1

      And Wikipedia says that it has a delightful orange-Tang flavour! Sign me up!

    49. Re:Make it stop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posts like these is why I keep reading Slashdot...

    50. Re:Make it stop! by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

      I didn't read the 'Hopkins link but I'm familier with the territory. And heroin addicts on heroin maintence in counrties like the UK and the Netherlands do perform well. In fact, they're less likely to divert from their treatment than the heroin addicts treated with Methadone.

      And the reason is that heroin addicts crave the 'rush.'

      Let's talk frankly about heroin addiction. I've met HUNDREDS of heroin addicts during the suboxone trial my company was involved in.

      1. Heroin addicts only take heroin so they can avoid puking their guts out and being sick in a way that the average person has never experienced.

      2. Even if heroin were legal, if someone didn't have the money for it, they would steal and rob to get their drug. Yes, it would be cheaper, but observations have been made that as street prices go down, heroin addicts just use more heroin. There's no reason to believe this would stop if you could walk into 7-11 and walk out with 30MG for $10.

      3. If you worked with a heroin addict, you couldn't have a 4 hour meeting or a 4 hour car-trip without letting them inject more of their drug. At the most, 6 hours.

      4. If someone had $100 a week for heroin and food, they would eventually be spending $90 on heroin and $10 on food. Even if it were legal.

      5. Once someone uses opiates for extended periods, their brain chemistry changes. Their brain stops producing its own dopamine since you're supplying it artificially. There have been no controlled studies of "what happens to these people after 20, 30, plus years"

      6. Heroin Maintenence therapy allows addicts to function excellent, COMPARED TO HOW THEY FUNCTIONED AS ADDICTS. The real comparison is "how do they function compared to a non-addict." It wouldn't be very pretty.

      7. This would ruin peoples lives. Period. Look at the social problems of people with vices that are currently legal. Think gambling and alcohol. It would ruin scores of families. A guy that decides that since he can get a syringe of heroin along with a pack of cigarettes, well, he might-as-well try it. And within a few months, he's charged up the families credit cards, and is emotionally detached from everything. Because the only thing that brings them joy is their next dose.

      This is not a life. And THANK GOD that our politicians understand what a lot of slashdotters don't seem to.

      I'm sorry, but I can't help but think that you're all of 19 and that you've never really met any number of addicts.

    51. Re:Make it stop! by Hatta · · Score: 1

      And the reason is that heroin addicts crave the 'rush.'

      Heroin addicts only take heroin so they can avoid puking their guts out and being sick in a way that the average person has never experienced.

      Which is it? There's a difference between staving off withdrawl, and enjoying a rush.

      2. Even if heroin were legal, if someone didn't have the money for it, they would steal and rob to get their drug. Yes, it would be cheaper, but observations have been made that as street prices go down, heroin addicts just use more heroin. There's no reason to believe this would stop if you could walk into 7-11 and walk out with 30MG for $10.

      So that's no worse than it is now. Plus all the users who don't become addicted don't get exposed to the criminal element. Sounds like a net improvement to me.

      3. If you worked with a heroin addict, you couldn't have a 4 hour meeting or a 4 hour car-trip without letting them inject more of their drug. At the most, 6 hours.

      So?

      4. If someone had $100 a week for heroin and food, they would eventually be spending $90 on heroin and $10 on food. Even if it were legal.

      So?

      5. Once someone uses opiates for extended periods, their brain chemistry changes. Their brain stops producing its own dopamine since you're supplying it artificially. There have been no controlled studies of "what happens to these people after 20, 30, plus years"

      Then lets have some.

      6. Heroin Maintenence therapy allows addicts to function excellent, COMPARED TO HOW THEY FUNCTIONED AS ADDICTS. The real comparison is "how do they function compared to a non-addict." It wouldn't be very pretty.

      This is a good point, but it's pretty hard to control such a comparison. How much of the difference between maintained addict and normal person is due to the drug, and how much is due to cultural factors? Someone who's been a bum for 10 years is going to keep doing bum things, heroin or not.

      7. This would ruin peoples lives. Period. Look at the social problems of people with vices that are currently legal. Think gambling and alcohol. It would ruin scores of families. A guy that decides that since he can get a syringe of heroin along with a pack of cigarettes, well, he might-as-well try it. And within a few months, he's charged up the families credit cards, and is emotionally detached from everything. Because the only thing that brings them joy is their next dose.

      I find this pretty unlikely. How many people do you know who are just waiting for heroin to be legalized so they can go crazy? People who are interested in heroin will do it anyway. Availability of a drug actually has little to do with the rates of addiction, and if you look at addictive vices as a whole the percentage of people afflicted is pretty much constant. Addiction is a lot more complicated than just drug + brain = addict. Even with something as addictive as heroin, most users just stay users.

      I'm sorry, but I can't help but think that you're all of 19 and that you've never really met any number of addicts.

      irrelevant ad hominem, and wrong on both counts. Don't get me wrong, junkies are sad and scary people. But they are not that way just because of the drug. All drug action is influenced by the psychology of the person taking it (set), and the expectations of the culture in which it was taken (setting). Focusing only on drug prohibition is myopic and ineffective.

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  2. Oh great! by badfish99 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just when I'd kicked my morphine habit, now I'm going to get jailed for posession of saliva.

    1. Re:Oh great! by digitaldc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just when I'd kicked my morphine habit, now I'm going to get jailed for posession of saliva.

      Just don't try to bring any saliva to jail in your mouth, it's always the first place they look.

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      He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
    2. Re:Oh great! by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just don't try to bring any saliva to jail in your mouth, it's always the first place they look.

      Good luck trying to find someone who'll shove it up your ass for you...

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      This guy's the limit!
    3. Re:Oh great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...think I saw someone in a japaneese movie...

    4. Re:Oh great! by wobblie · · Score: 1

      Why was this modded "funny"?!?

      It should be "+5, Insightful"

      You know it is coming.

    5. Re:Oh great! by oroshana · · Score: 1

      I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

  3. I hope it's psychoactive by DrSkwid · · Score: 4, Funny

    'cos morphine rules !!

    I was in hospital one time after an operation and I was on a self administered morhine drip. But it would only give 1mg every 2 minutes (or whatever is the appropriate dose). But the machine also logs how many times you press the button so the staff can see how much pain you think you're in.

    So I wouldn't have to count, I pressed the button every time the track changed on my mp3 player. Best hospital visit evar!!!1

    I was lying there one time, opened my eyes and the Everquest HUD was there. In the chat window I was being spammed with :

    You need to go to the toilet.
    You need to go to the toilet.
    You need to go to the toilet.
    You need to go to the toilet.

    Eventually I went and everybody who spoke on the journey, their chat came up in the window.

    It was ace.

    When they checked the machine they asked me if I was in a lot of pain, I ust said "no I like the morphine" and we all had a laugh. Until they took it off me.

    Then they gave me these awful morphine based tablets and they gave me a bad trip so I stopped taking them.

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    There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
    1. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by dupper · · Score: 0

      It's not the drugs that "give" someone a bad trip. Good call on quitting, though.

    2. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by djtachyon · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know you waste your life on an MMO when ...

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      "What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?" - Doctor Who
    3. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by bytesex · · Score: 1

      I've been on morphine once, in a hospital right after an operation. I found it very boring; it just made me fuzzy. I don't see why junkies would have such a good time with it.

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      Religion is what happens when nature strikes and groupthink goes wrong.
    4. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by binkzz · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, if morphine is administered against pain or as treatment, the addiction rate is very, very low as opposed to taking morphine when you don't need it.

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      'For we walk by faith, not by sight.' II Corinthians 5:7
    5. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by Shawn+is+an+Asshole · · Score: 1

      Did you take more than you were supposed to? "Junkies" take much more than a hospital gives.

      Just like cough syrup. What the label says to take doesn't do anything. It's only fun when you "abuse" it.

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      "It ain't a war against drugs.it's a war against personal freedom" --Bill Hicks
    6. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by 93,000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Very true. Around 15 yrs ago my father was on morphine for nearly a year for chronic pain, and had no trouble going off. As his doctor said back then (perhaps not so scientifically): The pain uses up all of the drug, so there's none leftover to get addicted on.

    7. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by east+coast · · Score: 1

      You don't normally have an EQ HUD? Sorry...

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      Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
    8. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      Its the same with Demerol, or Vicodin. I've had both, and I've never experienced even the slightest buzz from them. They did make some truly horrific headaches go away though, for which I was mighty grateful. I had to take enough of them when I was younger (much) that I've often wondered what effect I was *supposed* to get from them. Ah, well; probably all for the best.

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      You're special forces then? That's great! I just love your olympics!
    9. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by jovius · · Score: 1

      Your saliva may not be psychoactive but your urine is, because of DMT produced naturally by your brains. The concentration must be extremely low, or else the culture would have taken quite a different twist..

    10. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1
      The pain uses up all of the drug, so there's none leftover to get addicted on.

      I was put on morphine once when I broke my wrist badly, and while I only got it for a couple of days in the hospital, what you're saying sounds very plausible.
      I got what was a fairly large dosage, but I didn't get high in any manner from it. It certainly didn't tempt me to try more, not that it would have been a good idea anyway :)

      What was also interesting is that morphine doesn't take away your pain, it makes you not care that you're in pain. Very strange experience, difficult to explain. The pain was still there, still as strong, but it didn't really bother me.
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    11. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by Jtheletter · · Score: 1

      What was also interesting is that morphine doesn't take away your pain, it makes you not care that you're in pain. Very strange experience, difficult to explain. The pain was still there, still as strong, but it didn't really bother me.

      I totally understand and agree, it doesn't make sense to people who haven't had the experience. For me it was the oxycodone I was given after having all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed. None of them were impacted and the procedure went rather smoothly as these things go, but all in all having 4 of your larger teeth yanked out of your head with pliers (dentist had to brace himself against my shoulder while pulling!) it tends to hurt afterwards. Anyway, the point is, although the meds did make me fuzzy, I clearly recall being in exactly the same amount of pain, but somehow it just didn't matter.

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    12. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      bah, what did you tell me that for, now everyone will wonder why I'm distilling my urine !!

      DMT rules

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      There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
    13. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why have all 4 wisdom teeth removed if they aren't impacted? I have all 4 of my wisdom teeth still in my head, 2 are impacted but as they don't cause a problem (the lower right one throbbed for a week once) they've never been removed.

    14. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by Tillmann · · Score: 1

      Hi,

      so what music did you listen to? I think The Orb would have done fine, e.g. the "morphine drip" remix of Little Fluffy Clouds (from the 'Live 93' album) :-)

      bye,
      Till

    15. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by swb · · Score: 1

      Generally speaking, junkies are in it for the "rush" that occurs when first taking it. Injection magnifies the rush the most, which is why hard-core junkies are almost always intervenous users. Freebasing provides a reasonable rush, too, with snorting falling a little further behind.

      IIRC, the pain relief of opiates isn't affected much by tolerance, but the rush and the high are, which is what eventually kills many IV-dependent junkies -- they need a larger and larger dose to get the same rush, and eventually end up operating at threshold doses. With a change in potency or even simple dosing mistakes they end up ODing.

      Pain relief users who aren't part of the fuzzy category of "addictive personalities" tend to develop a tolerance to the psychoactive effects but are able to keep at stable pain relief doses without spiraling into hard core addiction -- this is why time release opiates are so popular with doctors, since they lessen "rush" effects by keeping consistent blood serum levels. Pain relief users DO get physically dependent on the drugs, but since they generally lack the compulsive, rush-seeking psychological element they're usually tapered off pretty easily (presuming their actual pain source has been fixed; often the challenge is that there is a new or recurring neuropathy that prevents them from being tapered without going back into pain. Good docs try to treat this, bad docs simply consider it "addiction" and don't help the patient.)

      What's pathetic is that the DEA gets too involved in medical decisions about pain management. Even if a doctor is over prescribing, I'd prefer to see a person taking clean, dose-regulated narcotics with some kind of medical supervision vs. buying black market narcotics on the street.

    16. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I've had many dentists offer to remove mine. I have 4 wisdom teeth, and they are in good shape. As long as I can get the brush back there, they'll stay with me. Oh, and the offers to remove them started when I was a teen, and I'm now in my 30s with no sign they will ever need to come out. They are fully in and completely functional.

    17. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by Johnboi+Waltune · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People take it to self-medicate for emotional pain, which can be every bit as agonizing as physical pain. I would even say it's basically impossible to take morphine when one "doesn't need it". It's a painkiller, and people take it for many types of pain.

      A drug addict doesn't take drugs to get high, he takes them because he can't tolerate being sober. A person who's problem is only a broken arm or whatever has no problem being sober; he just doesn't want his arm to hurt. When the arm stops hurting, his need for the drug goes away.

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      "The advanced societies of the future will be driven by competing systems of psychopathology." -JG Ballard
    18. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by RexDevious · · Score: 1

      You're definitely on to something here.

      Personal anecdote:
      I was in a head on collision 2 year ago. Head through the windshield, while my neck was turned to the side. Very painful... no health insurance = no hospital.

      By the time I had health insurance, it was discovered I had a herniated disc in my neck, and I was prescribed Hydrocodene (aka Perkocet). The doctor claimed people used this drug to get high, and I had heard that myself - but even when I was in enough pain to take over the maximum dosage, I never felt remotely high, just not in terrible pain.

      Once though, when I wasn't in much pain at all, I took two anyway. And oh yeah, *then* I could tell how this drug could get you high.

      Another anecdote:
      When I studied drug abuse in university, our professor was an ex-junkie. Seriously. And one curious thing he said about heroin was "No pain, no gain", which was how he encapsulated the effect of taking heroin when you weren't in some sort of emotional (or withdrawl induced) pain. He said both he and friends had tried the drug when they were genuinely happy, and it didn't feel "good", just different. I myself tried heroin once when I was a pretty happy camper, and experienced the same phenomenon. It made my nose itch a lot, and I found it very easy to envision poorly drawn comic strips when I closed my eyes for some odd reason - but I didn't feel "good" or "better" or anything like that.

      Putting these 2 experiences together, I'd say that
      1. Painkillers kill pain.
      2. If you have pain, having it gone feels real nice.
      3. If you don't have pain, painkillers have nothing to kill, so you will not feel any of the those effects if you take them.
      4. Painkillers *primarily* kill pain, but they do other things to. If you have no pain and take them, you'll just feel those things.
      5. Given the unpleasant way that ingesting painkillers interferes with our built-in ability to control pain (and the screwy way we've dealt with that problem as a society), humans will either involve into creatures who can avoid, either through their actions or through enhanced neurochemical production, the pain that modern life involves, or creatures who can use drugs responsibly.
      6. If the we involve into the former, we better hope that those dolphins get better at singing, 'cause our music is gonna suck.

    19. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      I carry my entire collection of The Orb with me in my shoulder bag at all times. :)

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      the NPG electrode was replaced with carbon blac
    20. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by Jtheletter · · Score: 1

      Along with the other responder to your post, my dentist's nagging to have them removed started before they even finished coming through the gums! They had been xrayed and I asked if they were coming in crooked, were going to ruin the alignment of my other teeth (never needed braces), or if they were already infected - the answer was no,no, and no. I felt like (and to some extent still do) that wisdom teeth represent a fantastic business opportunity for dentists. There's so much potential for them to be an actual problem that even when they aren't a problem the dentist can scare you into an expensive surgery, bit of a conflict of interest there IMHO. I refused having them removed for years, but eventually two of them started to develop cavities in the back side - damn hard to brush that one spot effectively - and it was pretty much a given that eventually they would get need to get filled, then get impacted, then have to be removed and would shatter and become a major surgery. My family has a history of weak enamel so it really was a given that within 10 years they would likely have cavities. So I had them all removed at once to just not have to deal with it, but if it weren't for the real threat of an eventual awful surgery, I would have chosen to keep them, absolutely brilliant for chewing steak!

      As it stands now, having heard horror stories from two of my friends about wisdom teeth which were impacted and splintered during removal, I'm quite glad I got them removed before they became an issue, alas they were unlikely to be lifelong teeth for me. :( Plus side was since they were in good shape and came out easy I healed very quickly and was completely back to normal eating habits within a week.

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    21. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by binkzz · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree less. Drug addicts take drugs because they're addicted to it: They've built up a physical or mental dependence on the drug that they can't get out of. Anyone can be addicted to drugs, whether they can handle being sober or not.

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      'For we walk by faith, not by sight.' II Corinthians 5:7
    22. Re:I hope it's psychoactive by Johnboi+Waltune · · Score: 1

      You're confusing addiction (a psychological phenomenon) and dependance (a physical phenomenon).

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      "The advanced societies of the future will be driven by competing systems of psychopathology." -JG Ballard
  4. New Flash: Drooling idiots worth more then Google! by Wacky_Wookie · · Score: 2, Funny

    The scientists never think these things through, do they? This is going to create huge problems for school discipline. Now whenever students are caught shooting spit balls at other students they can claim they were just implanting an airborne pain killer delivery system.

    "But I was just helping Anne's neck pain..."

  5. Ready and Willing by Philotic · · Score: 2

    [X] I am willing to test mankinds new potent pain killer.

    I have.. migraines... on occasion...

  6. Saliva? by onion2k · · Score: 5, Funny

    Saliva is a painkiller? How come I have toothache then?

    1. Re:Saliva? by The_Noid · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's because the salvia can't get inside the tooth, where your pain is. You should try drilling a hole in it, so the salvia can reach the pain...

    2. Re:Saliva? by MancunianMaskMan · · Score: 1

      ARE THEY SAFE???

    3. Re:Saliva? by bigdavex · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think it needs to go into the blood stream. Therefore, you (or a friend) should bite your arm.

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      -Dave
    4. Re:Saliva? by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      True true... i have a tooth I've been waiting to get painful.. it's cracked you see... and there's plenty of exposure... and it just doesn't hurt. If it wasn't exposed it would hurt, I know cause there was a short time while that was true and it did.

      I know if I go to a dentist they will fill it in and then every time I chew something it is going to really hurt, the problem being that it's not far gone enough to simply replace and my dental coverage won't allow the extraction until then.

      In any case it's not a problem so I'll wait until it is and then get a shiny new tooth. I am missing out on some Vicodin though which is a bummer but better to not need it than to depend on it to get through the day.

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      A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
    5. Re:Saliva? by DimGeo · · Score: 1

      You mean IS IT SAFE?

    6. Re:Saliva? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +5, informative!? How can anyone actually think that was serious? Ohh my...

      It's sad that this even needs to be mentioned, even granted that Slashdot reading comprehension seems to be pretty low, because I'm sure everyone has had canker sore at one time or another, but saliva isn't a pain killer! Scientists made a pain killer FROM saliva...

    7. Re:Saliva? by fascist+fox · · Score: 1

      Salvia is a plant.

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      The loss which is unknown is no loss at all. --Publilius Syrus
    8. Re:Saliva? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ARE THEY SAFE???
      Way to blow a good line, champ.
    9. Re:Saliva? by Catharsis · · Score: 1

      Buddy,

      I just went through a whole bunch of crowns and dental work as the result of a bicycle accident. I'd recommend you avoid getting the tooth "replaced" if possible. The replacement teeth are not as strong as your original teeth and do not last well.

      It isn't the saliva on your tooth that is deadening the pain. If you've ever burned the roof of your mouth you already know this. The lack of pain suggests to me that the nerve in that tooth has probably died. This would indicate that you will need a root canal which may sound scary, but really means "nerve removal". If the nerve is dead, there won't be any pain at all. A competant dentist will be able to take a look and advise you on your options. Also, the internet is a very powerful research tool and can help redress the imbalance between patient and doctor in terms of information. I highly recommend the Animated Teeth website. http://www.animated-teeth.com/ It's an ugly site, but it has great descriptions of the various common procedures involved in dentistry and helped me make my decisions.

      By the time you are in severe pain, things will probably be much worse. You may have a nasty abcess. I hope you take the time to deal with the problem before it gets worse. It's almost certainly less painful in the long run (my pain was very effectively eliminated by one Ibuprofin every eight hours) and it's almost certainly less expensive (tooth replacements cost even more than crowns).

      Hope that helps and good luck,
      -pvh

      PS: Either way, I recommend you bring an MP3 player to your dentist's office. The music they play in those places is pablum and you're likely to have to lie there, as bored as you'll ever be for an hour or two at a time. On the other hand, a lack of distractions can give you lots of time to think about that bit of code you've been stuck on for months.

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      "The wise man proportions his belief to the evidence." -- David Hume

  7. Strange coincidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just when society figured that people can be hurt psychologically and kept in control with never ending bad news on TV they found a great physiological painkiller.

    (Yes, I hate this reality.)

  8. Going back to the old days? by malkavian · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So, the behaviour observed in animals where they lick wounds, and even in humans, that 'kiss it better' (introduce saliva to the wound), or suck on a sore wound to make it feel better, by instinct, hasn't given the clue that there's something in saliva that helps?
    There's a whole store of herb and animal lore that's been systematically quashed for decades (well, since the great witch hunts really), and science is only just getting round to looking at it now.
    There's a lot to be said for 'complimentary' medicine for lesser ailments (although the modern pharmaceutical treatments are definitely magnitudes more effective for front line serious treatment). Rather than just decrying it, perhaps it should be investigated more thoroughly?

    1. Re:Going back to the old days? by Manchot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Given that the drug appears to be newly discovered, it is probably present only in small concentrations in saliva. Saliva by itself probably doesn't have any painkilling effect. However, since there are many enyzmes present in saliva, sucking and/or spitting on a wound does still have the beneficial effect of cleaning it.

    2. Re:Going back to the old days? by Petra_von_Kant · · Score: 1

      So that complimentary medicine is the free stuff right? As opposed to the complementary medicine that is the expensive herbal stuff?

      Seriously though, the peptides they are talking about are (relatively) trivial to produce in bulk.

    3. Re:Going back to the old days? by lachlan76 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, I believe that the instinct to lick a wound is because saliva contains Lysozyme, which makes it easier for white blood cells to engulf a bacterium. Its presence in tears is one of the reasons that you cry when you get something in your eyes.

    4. Re:Going back to the old days? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      ...and even in humans, that 'kiss it better' (introduce saliva to the wound)
       
      You know that when you kiss it better, you really aren't supposed to french kiss it?

    5. Re:Going back to the old days? by Unc-70 · · Score: 1

      No, no, it's the stuff that tells you 'you look great in that shirt'.

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      Ye have made your way from the worm to man, and much within you is still worm.
    6. Re:Going back to the old days? by GeffDE · · Score: 1

      Well, I am not sure about humans, but I know that one reason that animals will lick their wounds is that their saliva has antibiotic properties and will actually clean/disinfect the wound and help it heal faster. It may also have painkilling properties, but I remember that an animal's saliva will help a wound of theirs heal better.

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      It has been a nervous year, with people beginning to feel like Christian Scientists with appendicitis.
    7. Re:Going back to the old days? by value_added · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So, the behaviour observed in animals where they lick wounds, and even in humans, that 'kiss it better' (introduce saliva to the wound), or suck on a sore wound to make it feel better, by instinct, hasn't given the clue that there's something in saliva that helps?

      I've been moaning about that for years, and without exception, every pet owner and every vet considered me nuts. I noticed that if you lay a plate of food on the ground and have a dog lick it clean, a thin clear coating builds up on the surface of the plate. Give it a day or two, and washing the plate hot soapy water doesn't remove the coating as you'd think it would.

      Mind you I don't know what's in saliva, and as this article suggests, few have stopped to consider the subject long enough to study it. What I do know is that the standard procedure of treating a dog for an injury or skin problem involves topical antiobiotics in combination with a cone that's placed over the dog's head (if a dog has any self respect, it's lost in minutes after the cone goes on). Licking, according to established wisdom, defeats the purpose, infects the wound or injury, saliva is full of germs, blah blah blah. Dogs have been around longer than veterinary medicine, and I doubt there's many wild animals that have membership in an HMO. Put another way, they've been doing fine for longer than we know. And for reasons we can only hope to discover. I let my own dogs lick any itches or wounds they have, and have yet to find something that hasn't healed as it should. I can't say the same for pets of relatives and friends who went the cone-head route.

      I could add something on how oral sex relates to the topic at hand, but instead I'll continue with Stuff I Learned About Dogs that similarly runs contrary to a veterinary advice, established wisdom, or published literature. I expect Science will catch up to this, as it will in other areas.

      1. Dogs don't need a lot of water. Unless you feed them a steady diet of dried corn meal packaged up as dog food.

      2. Dogs don't need or want a steady diet, and feeding your dog "table scraps" (aka "real food") doesn't cause upset and diarrhea. By comparison, if you eat nothing but Corn Flakes every day for 10 years, chances are an ordinary hamburger will cause problems.

      3. Dogs are creatures of habit, but seek out a change in regimen when possible. Don't feed your dog in a bowl. Hide the food around the house and make them search for it. Great fun. Even better, roll some soft-boiled eggs across the kitchen floor and let them catch their food. The expression on their face after that first bite is priceless.

      4. If given the opportunity, dogs will discover they enjoy fruits and many vegetables (green leafy stuff being the exception, and apples and tomatoes perennial favourites). The best food for dogs is pizza. Yeah, pizza. Pizza has lots of fat (more important than protein for any active dog), it's chewy (all dogs like to chew), and if there's lots of toppings, the scavenger instinct is satisfied. Best served warm, of course.

      Obviously, I have way too much free time on my hands. Maybe I can become a scientist.

    8. Re:Going back to the old days? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "There's a whole store of herb and animal lore that's been systematically quashed for decades (well, since the great witch hunts really), and science is only just getting round to looking at it now."

      Make that "a whole store of vague, sometimes contradictory waffle that only intermittently produces results with absolutely no theoretical underpinnings to explain why, how or when it works".

      And no-one's quashing anything - if you want to go out on the winter solstice and rub a badger on your varicose veins nobody's stopping you - just don't expect to be able to get it on the National Health Service (or private healthcare, for those countries without a functioning public healthcare system) without the slightest bit of scientific evidence that it's safe and it works.

      There are a lot of advances still to be (re-)discovered in traditional herbal and animal lore around the world - of this there is no doubt. Unfortunately there's also a whole load of dangerous horseshit dressed up as traditional lore too, so as a society we don't tend to give credence to a piece of lore until it's been scientifically tested (and ideally until we have some theory as to why it works).

      This isn't "quashing" or "destroying" anything - it's called being sensibly prudent. We observe an effect, study it and then use it when we're sure it's safe and effective.

      Recall that most of this "store of herbal and animal lore" was discovered by feeding patients a variety of random items and watching for the ones who didn't die horribly from an infection or allergic reaction.

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    9. Re:Going back to the old days? by balloonhead · · Score: 1

      Saliva contains tonnes of cool stuff. As another poster mentioned, it helps bacterial killing. It also has natural antiseptics and epithelial growth factors (i.e. skin growth encouragers) which speed up wound healing by promoting the migration of neighbouring skin cells to cover the wound.

      There's a bunch of other stuff too. The evolutionary steps to get these developed in conjunction with wound licking as an instinctive response to promote wounds healing are mind boggling and probably support creationism, at least in cats. And dogs with sore anuses.

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      This idea was invented by Shampoo.
    10. Re:Going back to the old days? by wobblie · · Score: 1

      the collar is to prevent chewing and biting, not licking. Most dogs will reopen wounds or otherwise irritate them unless they are restrained. It most likely has to do with a healing wound being itchy. However, it is most likely not neccessary most of the time, as you suggest.

    11. Re:Going back to the old days? by hugzz · · Score: 1

      Licking, according to established wisdom, defeats the purpose, infects the wound or injury, saliva is full of germs, blah blah blah. Dogs have been around longer than veterinary medicine, and I doubt there's many wild animals that have membership in an HMO. Put another way, they've been doing fine for longer than we know.

      er, PEOPLE have existed long before modern medicine also, and likewise we survived for a long time without it. By your line of reasoning, all medical practices relating to humans are BS. This is obviously not true because what you are saying makes no logical sense. Just because dogs survived as a species before modern medicine, this does not mean that modern medicine cannot help to let more of them to live for longer.

    12. Re:Going back to the old days? by foniksonik · · Score: 1
      (and ideally until we have some theory as to why it works)


      Not to mention a patent?
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      A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
    13. Re:Going back to the old days? by brother_b · · Score: 1

      Be careful with the pizza. Garlic and onions are toxic to dogs in large enough quantity. Probably not a real issue with a huge dog and one slice of pizza, but I believe two whole onions is enough to kill a large dog.

    14. Re:Going back to the old days? by drooling-dog · · Score: 1

      4. If given the opportunity, dogs will discover they enjoy fruits and many vegetables (green leafy stuff being the exception, and apples and tomatoes perennial favourites).

      Mine is nuts about celery, carrots, and bell peppers, in particular. There's a major beg-fest every time I make a salad...

    15. Re:Going back to the old days? by zCyl · · Score: 1
      Its presence in tears is one of the reasons that you cry when you get something in your eyes.


      Well, that, and sometimes it just hurts. :-P
    16. Re:Going back to the old days? by malkavian · · Score: 1

      These days, I'm probably halfway with you on the "nobody's quashing anything" track. Although, after working for a company a while back that produced pharmaceuticals, and seeing how they market them to doctors (I now work in the NHS, so get to see that from the other side too), I'd say there's a fair bit of bias in the channels that doctors get to read about.
      Certainly 20 years ago, anything herbal was frowned upon, and told it was not worth the time of day. These days, you can be advised to take such things as echinacea, St. John's Wort and a variety of other things by a GP, as once medical science ran controlled tests on them, they showed as having an effect.
      Which probably means I'm agreeing with you that there are some things to be re-discovered, and yes, I do also agree there's some dangerous crap out there too in the 'old lore'..

      At worst, the 'mainstream' herb lore is ineffective. It's been used for generations without ill effect.. Fringe stuff.. That's another matter.. So I'm not so sure I buy into the 'wait until we prove it is safe' argument. What medical science does for that is fine tune the dosage to get the minimum substance for effect, and isolate the active component.

      Actually, I don't think that anyone can recall how the herb lore was first arrived at, as it's pre written records (possibly pre writing). Whether it was observation that someone eating a particular plant didn't die of an ailment when others did, or whether it was feeding people random things and finding that certain things kept people alive when others didn't.. It was all hundreds (probably thousands) of years ago.

      I'm not a fanatical herbalist, however, I am curious, and I believe there may be merit, until I can disprove it, rather than believing there is no merit until I can conclusively prove it. I don't have a long enough lifespan for the latter.

      That aside, I don't think our viewpoints are that different on the matter. After all, a lot of science is only waffling, with no real proof.. Just a set of best guesses made on what information we have available..
      I get the funny feeling that what we consider as almost incontrivertible proof today will be laughed at in a century or two.. And mabe some things forgotten until a new view of the 'rules' means that science can catch up to some odd observation made long ago, and take it further.

    17. Re:Going back to the old days? by nido · · Score: 1
      By your line of reasoning, all medical practices relating to humans are BS.

      I'd say that most modern practices are inappropriately applied.

      In medical school, doctors are trained in the extremes of medicine (emergency and surgical medicine). But then when they go into practice, 80 percent of the patients have conditions that are lifestyle oriented (aches, pains, fatigue etc...). In medical school, students aren't trained in the area of diet and lifestyle.

      Over the past 100 years this mentality has caused medicine to treat normal individuals with abnormal therapies -- drugs and surgeries. To me, that became the basis of the modern medical monopoly and how we have been brainwashed into thinking this is the way it should be and it's not.

      -Death by Modern Medicine

      The quote is from a Medical Doctor who's also a naturopath. I'm a big fan of Osteopathic Manipulation myself...
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    18. Re:Going back to the old days? by Unc-70 · · Score: 1
      At worst, the 'mainstream' herb lore is ineffective. It's been used for generations without ill effect.. Fringe stuff.. That's another matter.. So I'm not so sure I buy into the 'wait until we prove it is safe' argument. What medical science does for that is fine tune the dosage to get the minimum substance for effect, and isolate the active component.


      Actually, at worst I think it's dangerous. Some herbs, St Johns Wort included, have been shown to cause liver toxicity, and/or interactions with prescrition medicine.

      What science does is to standardise the dosage (cardiac glycosides in foxgloves being highly variable according to a number of factors) so that you don't poison the patient, improve the potency through medicinal chemistry, and make it cheaper by making it mass-producable and last but not least, actually prove it works.
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      Ye have made your way from the worm to man, and much within you is still worm.
    19. Re:Going back to the old days? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      "Recall that most of this "store of herbal and animal lore" was discovered by feeding patients a variety of random items and watching for the ones who didn't die horribly from an infection or allergic reaction."

      This is patently false. There is no recorded evidence of 'trial and error' shotgun testing of herbal or traditional remedies in historical or anthropological literature. (If you have evidence of such, I'd like to see it.) Most traditional medicines are passed down through apprenticeships. Novel cures are based on the medical paradigm held by the practitioners ( e.g. Doctrine of Similars from the middle ages, or traditional categorical kinship, such as otters, rivers, and disorders of the female reproductive system amongst Native Americans of the Northwest), or revelatory experiences (i.e. receiving information from spirits, learning directly from plants themselves).

      The trial and error technique is part of the scientific method, not traditional or non-western approaches. I'm not claiming here that traditional medical practices are better, or even on par with modern medicine, but I find it interesting that the single fact you ask us to 'recall' has no documentation in the literature. I think that shows a bias on your part. At the very least, it shows you are unresearched.

      "Make that "a whole store of vague, sometimes contradictory waffle that only intermittently produces results with absolutely no theoretical underpinnings to explain why, how or when it works."

      That's utter BS. Take a look into Hopi or Navajo theories of health and disease. You will find a systematized, theoretical system. Granted, it is not scientific, and most westerners would reject its basic assumptions, but it is nonetheless a complete and coherent. It makes sense and is self-supporting within its own logic. For instance, we might criticize Navajo medicine for inadequate or totally ineffective cancer treatments. However, a Navajo medicine man might criticize western medicine for having inadequate inter-personal counseling for mental health and social stress. Can you imagine a western doctor calling in your boss and reaming him out because he is being too harsh and working you too hard, causing you stress and ulcers? For us, a western doctor has no place to confront our boss, parents, or spouse for treating us poorly, causing us stress, headache, indigestion, ulcers, hemorrhoids, etc. All he can do is prescribe a medication, tell you to take it easy, and recommend a counselor that your health plan will hopefully reimburse. Then the shrink will prescribe you anti-depressants or anti-anxiety medication -- all the while, the root cause of the illness -- the unhealthy relationship between you and someone else -- will go unaddressed and untreated. However, in Navajo medicine, a primary function of a doctor is to get people together and work out their problems. As far as vague and contradictory -- the Kachina system is certainly not vague. It might be unfamiliar and illogical to westerners, but that does not mean it lacks rigor.

      In fact, you will find similar systematic schools of though in almost any culture you study. I am not claiming that they are scientifically sound or even make sense to us -- they do not, nor do they claim to. But to say that they are vague, contradictory, or waffling shows utter ignorance.

      You claim that there isn't any quashing or destroying anything, but that has been the recorded history for thousands of years. (I guess you are correct in the sense that it's *already* been almost completely quashed.) The Christian churches burned witches at the stake and forbade practice of witchcraft, who were the medicine practitioners before churches. Modern policies of assimilation in Native American communities forbade practicing their religion, speaking their language, and practicing and more importantly *teaching* and *passing on* their medical traditions -- aside from the genocide, massacres, ethnic cleansing, and forced relocation. Claiming western understanding as the only safe and right way has been the intellectual justification for genocide and cultural assimilation for as long as Europe has been colonizing people.

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      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
    20. Re:Going back to the old days? by illegalcortex · · Score: 1

      You do know that the point of veterinary medicine is generally to make pets live longer than they would "naturally" and survive injuries that would "naturally" kill them? "Natural" dog lifestyle is to be riddled with worms and crawling with flees. They would breed and pass on their genes, then they would "naturally" die about the time they were too old to hunt or broke a leg.

      I don't disagree on your various suggestions to liven up your dogs life in a modern setting. Though it is very possible it will knock a few years off the end of his life. Then again, at least he will have lived a happy, exciting life.

    21. Re:Going back to the old days? by illegalcortex · · Score: 1

      One thing to keep in mind is that "western" medicine has went through several stages before arriving at today's version. Looking back into the past, there have been some incredibly ridiculous theories. Take a look at the history of blood, for example. But where we are at today in western medicine is fairly amazing. No other medical system in the world was ever able to do a thing about smallpox, measles, polio, etc. But western medicine has been able to wipe out these diseases and even know how it wiped them out. Sometimes theories turn out to be completely wrong, such as in the theory that stomach ulcers were primary caused by eating spicy food. But eventually someone was able to come along and show results proving that it was usually bacteria that could be treated by antibiotics.

      There are other areas where western medicine has a lot of work to do, such as in treating cardiovascular problems. But at least there is hope that eventually we'll figure out the answers, and more importantly we'll be able to prove that they are the right answer. The problem with more traditional medicines is that there's no real progress. There's no way to show that one treatment is really better than another, since it's all approached anecdotally. And the emphasis is on "traditional". The reason you use a certain technique or medicine is simply because that's the tradition based on a theory that has never been and can never be proven. Western medicine falls into the "traditional" trap as well, mainly because I think humans are kind of predisposed that way. But the great thing is that we keep getting advances because those who don't follow tradition can eventually bring people around by showing actual clinical results. Sometimes it takes decades, but at least it happens.

      The other major component of western medicine is how it is integrated and presented. THAT definitely needs a lot of work. When you have a handful of doctors, each prescribing a different medication in their own field without being very familiar with how it will interact with others, you are actually straying from the scientific method. We need better research and focus on how all these pieces fit together. And we need more focus on preventing symptoms (such as stress management, the role of exercise in preventing disease, etc.) rather than simply treating them. But I do have hope that progress will continue.

      On the other hand, when I hear about some traditional system of medicine that must be work because "it's been used for thousand's of years", that's a red flag to me. It also means that another thousand years from now, that system of medicine will probably still be the same. But in all those hundreds/thousands of years, it never figured out how to reattach a finger, how to do a skin graft for a burn victim, how to keep someone from dying from rabies, how to cure malaria, etc. It's a dead end.

    22. Re:Going back to the old days? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      He must have slept through the lectures on non-emergency treatment. Or maybe he specialized in surgery and forgot all the training they gave him to be a GP and treat people's runny noses.

      At the same time, if you go to a doctor and demand treatment (as most people do) then they might just treat you to get you to leave. Particularly if you're paying them. Now, if your ailment is lifestyle related, around here the doctors love to tell people to lose weight, exercise and stop smoking. Which would probably make a world of difference.

    23. Re:Going back to the old days? by IdahoEv · · Score: 1

      And mine likes broccoli stems. I stir fry the heads, and give him the stem as a "bone". It's gone inside of three minutes every time.

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    24. Re:Going back to the old days? by JimmehAH · · Score: 1

      If your dog is willing to eat two whole onions then you're probably not feeding it enough.

    25. Re:Going back to the old days? by wesborgmandvm · · Score: 1
      every vet considered me nuts

      If you were my client I would likely think you are nuts too :)

      However, you are right that pets can do just fine on a balanced diet of healthy people food (some lean meat but more fruits and vegetables). The reason we recommend dog food is most people don't cook well for themselves asking them to cook for their dog doesn't go over well. The most common medical problem in dogs (after behavior if you count that) is obesity. If we can get overweight dog to lose weight it will add 2 years to their life (and that is 2 years w/o medical problems associated with aging). Most pets that are overweight get people food. If dog eat like an average American they start to look like an average American. I have several clients who cook for their dog (usually due to allergies) the dogs are not overweight and eat better than I do.

      BTW, In my experience, every person that promotes a raw meat diet for dogs is nuts or selling something, usually both.

    26. Re:Going back to the old days? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      The collar is present to prevent possible cleaning efforts on the part of the animal from accidentally reopening the wound.

      Once the wound has healed enough that reopening is not a concern, even if the stitches were removed by biting them off, the collar can be safely taken off.

    27. Re:Going back to the old days? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Other people have already made some relevant points but I figured I'd add mine.
      Licking wounds is better than no treatment whatsoever, which is what dogs got prior to the invention of medicine.
      Medicine can be better than either no treatment *or* licking wounds.
      Evolution has given the dogs a set of responses; human ingenuity has come up with better ones, but the dogs still have their responses wired-in. Hence the satellite-dish-head.
      Conventional wisdom says that open wounds should be covered and slathered in antibiotics. I've found that my injuries recover more quickly and with less scarring if carefully cleaned and then left open to the air, which might be because I live in a very dry, very high-altitude, very clean environment. But those are a special set of circumstances and I wouldn't advise other people to try this blindly, without experimenting. Ditto dogs licking wounds: it could help, it could hurt, but it's known to be counterproductive to healing up stitched wounds. Don't assume that your results are universally true.

      My dog would give her left ovary for cooked carrots.

      By the way, about the water: amimal metabolism is the process of converting hydrocarbons and carbohydrates to water and carbon dioxide. When you eat, you need water to provide some of the initial hydrogens that serve as electron donors in the mitochondria, but as soon as you've digested some of the food you start producing water as a waste by-product and that serves to fill your future needs. So, if you eat small amounts, slowly, you don't need to drink as much water, but if you eat a bunch in a rush you'll be thirsty. Same goes with dogs.

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    28. Re:Going back to the old days? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that we can't blindly accept something just because it was old. The tendency to stick with tradition just because it's what we've always done is a natural human tendency -- it happens everywhere, not just in western or indigenous medicine. But I have to clear up some misconceptions that you espouse. I can't help but think it's because you haven't exposed yourself to the literature. Accounts of shamanism describe a type of person who is interested in learning and exploration, always willing to try new methods and techniques. Yes, there is a traditional body of knowledge that they learn, but the overall impression that they give is one of awe and wonder at the sheer immensity and mystery of the universe.

      A traditional healer who I met in Ecuador was well into his 80s. He told us that he is always learning new things every day, and he is always in awe of how much mystery and exploration there is left to do. This person can hardly be described a dogmatic who is stuck in tradition.

      "There are other areas where western medicine has a lot of work to do, such as in treating cardiovascular problems. But at least there is hope that eventually we'll figure out the answers, and more importantly we'll be able to prove that they are the right answer."

      The thing is that traditional systems have their own methods of proving the success of a particular course of treatement. We have our own system for proving the validity of cures; it has to do with logical positivism and statistical methods. Native healers have their own logic for determining validity; most westerners disagree with it and find the basic assumptions to be wrong. But they do have systems for finding, examining, accepting and rejecting new information and techniques. It's not a rigorous dogma.

      Clients of indigenous healers aren't suckers who are willing to accept anyone that comes along. Traditional healers get clients from whom they've apprenticed with and their own reputation. There are healers who are better than others. For all of the talk about native healers being con artists, there are some who are unable to heal people. There are also those who are genuinely are con artists, just like there are fraudulent western doctors.

      " The problem with more traditional medicines is that there's no real progress. There's no way to show that one treatment is really better than another, since it's all approached anecdotally. "

      That's not really true. It tells me that you really haven't read any literature. I would recommend looking at Plotkin's _Tales of a Shaman's Apprentice_. You will find that traditional healers are committed to learning for the rest of their life/career. They are always taking on apprenticeships from healers who are more powerful or have a better reputation than them. They are constantly willing to explore the spirit world or learn new techniques. If you read Burroughs' or Ginsberg's descriptions of their interactions with Amazonian shamans. They were very interested in the LSD that the beat poets brought with them. They are not rigorous dogmatics.

      " And the emphasis is on "traditional". The reason you use a certain technique or medicine is simply because that's the tradition based on a theory that has never been and can never be proven." Again, that's untrue. If you read any of the literature about witch doctors or shamans, they are constantly learning new cures. A typical cure story involves the shaman making contact with the spirit world and finding a plant that the shaman had not used before, in order to heal this particular clients' specific disease. So it is a dynamic, personal system, not a simple look-up table like "take this plant for this illness".

      "But in all those hundreds/thousands of years, it never figured out how to reattach a finger, how to do a skin graft for a burn victim, how to keep someone from dying from rabies, how to cure malaria, etc. It's a dead end."

      I think it's ironic that you claim that western me

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    29. Re:Going back to the old days? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      "Actually, I don't think that anyone can recall how the herb lore was first arrived at, as it's pre written records (possibly pre writing). Whether it was observation that someone eating a particular plant didn't die of an ailment when others did, or whether it was feeding people random things and finding that certain things kept people alive when others didn't.. It was all hundreds (probably thousands) of years ago."

      I agree with you - we've got enough drugs and therapies from "traditional" sources that I'd have to be an idiot to say there was no benefit to them.

      Nevertheless, and regardless of which of your scenarios above actually occurred, the key point was that whether we fed people things and hoped they didn't die or just watched what they ate anyway... people still died. This is not an acceptable risk in healthcare today, so just because "everyone knows" something works, we don't consider is safe to use until there's been some investigation, toxicity testing and safe/normal dosages have been established.

      Other than that, I agree with everything you said.

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    30. Re:Going back to the old days? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1
      "This is patently false. There is no recorded evidence of 'trial and error' shotgun testing of herbal or traditional remedies in historical or anthropological literature... Most traditional medicines are passed down through apprenticeships. Novel cures are based on the medical paradigm held by the practitioners ( e.g. Doctrine of Similars from the middle ages, or traditional categorical kinship, such as otters, rivers, and disorders of the female reproductive system amongst Native Americans of the Northwest), or revelatory experiences (i.e. receiving information from spirits, learning directly from plants themselves)."

      I think we're talking at cross-purposes here. I accept that someone might believe in homeopathy or the Doctrine of Signatures (not "similars"), and that many of these belief-systems might have internal consistency (don't confuse that with "logic").

      Nevertheless, since many of those beliefs have either been disproven by science, appear arbitrary or at least have no hard evidence to support them, from a scientific western viewpoint I don't think it's indefensible to characterise those cures as "random". Hell, I could try feeding sick people anything the little yellow pixies told me to feed them, and my belief system and cure-choice would be entirely internally consistent. However, if I'm feeding people pencil erasers and badgers' feet I would fully expect other people to characterise those items as a "random" selection.

      "The trial and error technique is part of the scientific method, not traditional or non-western approaches. I'm not claiming here that traditional medical practices are better, or even on par with modern medicine, but I find it interesting that the single fact you ask us to 'recall' has no documentation in the literature. I think that shows a bias on your part. At the very least, it shows you are unresearched. "

      Well, where do you think this "herbal lore" originally came from:
      • Some very bright spark came up with the correct answer every time for every disease they ever came across, then people wrote it down and started spreading the knowledge.
      • Space aliens came down, ushered in a golden age of scientific enlightenment from which we devolved, and now herbal lore represents the last saved knowledge from our previous state of scientifically-achieved near-omniscience, or
      • Shamas and witch-doctors fed people a variety of things they hoped would work, and they carried on feeding people the things that didn't actively kill them?

      Well?

      I admit I was deliberately characterising the process as negative to make a point, but the point still stands. There's a lot of useful knowledge in "traditional" herbal and animal lore, but as a society we don't consider it useful unless it's been tested, it checks out and it's put on some kind of scientific footing.

      "That's utter BS. Take a look into Hopi or Navajo theories of health and disease. You will find a systematized, theoretical system. Granted, it is not scientific, and most westerners would reject its basic assumptions, but it is nonetheless a complete and coherent. It makes sense and is self-supporting within its own logic. For instance, we might criticize Navajo medicine for inadequate or totally ineffective cancer treatments. However, a Navajo medicine man might criticize western medicine for having inadequate inter-personal counseling for mental health and social stress... As far as vague and contradictory -- the Kachina system is certainly not vague. It might be unfamiliar and illogical to westerners, but that does not mean it lacks rigor. "

      I don't believe I ever stated anywhere that all herbal lore was "vague, sometimes contradictory... with absolutely no theoretical underpinnings". I recognise that there is some useful knowledge buried in some traditional remedies, but it's effectively useless until we're sure it's safe and have some idea how/why it works.

      Taking what I act

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    31. Re:Going back to the old days? by lawpoop · · Score: 1



      What I am arguing against is what you said earlier: "And no-one's quashing anything...". Do you deny that Native Americans have been the victim of genocide, ethnic cleansing, forced relocation? For several hundred years, it was illegal for Native Americans to practice their religion, speak their language, and practice other elements of their culture. The reasoning that "these indians are backwards and primitive; they don't know how to take care of themselves" is the intellectual justice to forbid them from practicing their religion and medicine. After all, who cares if indians want to sit around in a humid hut? That doesn't hurt anybody. However, when they want to use traditional medicine on a seriously ill patient, you quickly get into arguments of negligent homicide, and was the justification from taking cultural and religious freedom away from colonized people.

      "Well, where do you think this "herbal lore" originally came from:"

      I would suggest actually reading the literature before commenting. We don't have to guess -- it's written down.

      " * Some very bright spark came up with the correct answer every time for every disease they ever came across, then people wrote it down and started spreading the knowledge.
      * Space aliens came down, ushered in a golden age of scientific enlightenment from which we devolved, and now herbal lore represents the last saved knowledge from our previous state of scientifically-achieved near-omniscience, or
      * Shamas and witch-doctors fed people a variety of things they hoped would work, and they carried on feeding people the things that didn't actively kill them?

      "I admit I was deliberately characterising the process as negative to make a point, but the point still stands.
      "

      No, it doesn't stand. All I'm asking you to do is read some ethnography. You will soon find out that the actual reality is closer to the first option, except without the strawman of the fantastic success rate that you threw in. Typically healers apprentice with an established practitioner, they learn a set of common cures for everyday illnesses, and techniques for divining novel cures for difficult cases. It's a master/student tradition. They don't hope it works, they know it works because they apprenticed with a master who routinely gave plant cures to sick patients. I'm not going to claim that they were cured, but those patients figured they were better enough to continue on with their lives. Chalk it up to the natural course of illness, placebo effect, or the occasional medicinal plant,

      They don't write it down. They learn in through practice and oral tradition. Illiterate people have good memorization skills compared to readers, especially when information is presented in rhyming verse, or in story format. Years of apprenticeship also help people memorize things.

      The problem with trial and error methods of curing is that there are *way* too many poisonous plants. If you start feeding a person plants wily-nily, you will soon kill them. Especially if that person is already ill. Read any modern, western book on plant identification or military survival manual -- eating plants and random is one of the best ways to kill yourself. Most survival manuals will recommend that you *not* eat any plants if you find yourself in a survival situation. Plants make all kinds of poisons to prevent themselves from getting eaten, and they work very well except for animals who are specifically adapted to eating that plant and counter-acting its poison.

      Nobody goes to a shaman who kills his patients. Typically, witch doctoring is a dangerous profession because there isn't a good way to defend yourself from charges of purposely killing your patients. Families or communities often kill or run off a witch doctor who is alleged to have killed a patient, either with malice or out of incompetence.

      So all I am claiming here is that shamans, witch doctors, traditional healers, *do not* use a trial-and-error me

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    32. Re:Going back to the old days? by wilec · · Score: 1

      "The expression on their face after that first bite is priceless"

      Try peanut butter snacks for some real fun. BTW one of my chocolate labs favorite treats is cheese curls or nips, perfect for a spat of pb.

      Wabi-Sabi
      Matthew

  9. show of hands by brunascle · · Score: 2, Funny

    how many people thought that said salvia?

    1. Re:show of hands by Philotic · · Score: 1

      As far as I know it didn't say anything. Put down the pipe, my friend.

    2. Re:show of hands by ari+wins · · Score: 1

      Nod, I read the title of the article, and felt the presence of a female in the room. BTW, saliva is a lot easier to grown than salvia, that's for damn sure.

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    3. Re:show of hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      salvia is demon shit.. don't ever do it i don't care how curious you are you're going to end up shooting your dog and raping your mom because it makes you go crazy and do insane things. trust me just dont do it my friend did and it fucked his head permenantly you are warend

    4. Re:show of hands by |<amikaze · · Score: 1


      Raises hand.

    5. Re:show of hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I've been doing steadily increasing amounts (starting with a 20x concentration) since August and I've yet to have anything more interesting than the almost-hallucinations I get when exhausted happen. I generally don't get much done the next day (attention span issues, but I've got ADHD so there's a preexisting vulnerability there), but after that I'm back to normal until I try it again. I must not be doing it right.

    6. Re:show of hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did :(

    7. Re:show of hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct, you are not doing it right. Should be quite easy with 20x concentration. Use a water pipe and take one gigantic hit. Enter moonspace.

    8. Re:show of hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scrolled down just to see if I wasn't alone...

  10. Re:Those poor rats by Fecal+Troll+Matter · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I know I've been gone for awhile and I know this chap's nae is BadAnalogyGuy, but a score of 2 for questioning the pluralization of "anus", assuming that aliens sodomize humans, and being a general dumbass? What has Slashdot become?

  11. Well, that's another problem licked by Bazzargh · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sorry, it had to be said.

    1. Re:Well, that's another problem licked by muellerr1 · · Score: 1

      They're in spitting distance of a cure for pain.

  12. Re:New Flash: Drooling idiots worth more then Goog by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

    >airborne pain killer delivery system.
    I can imagine Bush demanding that whatever ordnance is being dropped on civilians in is renamed to this rather inspired description.

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  13. Re:Those poor rats by jez9999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The rats? What about those poor bacteria in the saliva, just being sacrificed so the scientists could make the painkiller? There were probably more bacteria in there, eradicated, than there were humans that ever lived!

  14. Sweet by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am going to claim saliva addiction and start snogging every good looking girl I see for the rest of the afternoon.

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    1. Re:Sweet by GaryOlson · · Score: 1
      RTFA..but without the addictive and psychological side effects...

      Now roll your tongue back up in your mouth and get back to work code monkey! You can teach them to code but you can't take them out in public....

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    2. Re:Sweet by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      If you were really addicted you'd snog the non-good looking ones too. Come on. Do it.

  15. Fun factor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet morphine is a lot more fun than saliva, whatever the pain blocking abilities.

  16. Natural Born Pain Killers by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

    Why is an old Oliver Stone film on Slashdot?

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  17. Re:Those poor rats by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hate rats. I'll buy a product based on how many more rats they killed during testing then the nearest competitor.

    Next up, little rat-like dogs. Can we require medical testing on those?

    I'm completely against animal testing on cute little fuzzy bunnies and cool dogs, like golden retrievers. I'm against testing on some monkeys, but others you can go for it - like that little brown bastard that threw feces on me at the zoo. Give him monkey-AIDS.

    Also, I never buy bug repellent that has been tested on mosquitoes. The slaughter must stop!

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  18. War on Drugs by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Easy to synthesize.

    Made from saliva.

    Well, the "War on Drugs" is about to get interesting. Have you had you mouth drained by a government-approved suction center yet today? "Today the police knocked over another spit house..."

    (I know, I know, synthesize means they don't need actual saliva... just trying to be funny.)

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    1. Re:War on Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So remember this to avoid any problems: "Just say NO to saliva!" The DEA is already working on eliminating any and all saliva labs in the US to end this scourge. Of course this just opens up the market to saliva smuggled in from Mexico and their "super saliva labs" but that's from another day and another taxpayer dollar.



      FYI: Merck is working on a new drug called "Salivax"* that works most of the time and only costs $400USD per month so rejoice!


      *Salivax may cause sweating, diarrhea, weight gain, toe loss or death. If invested consult a mortician.

  19. Re:Oral sex.. by ettlz · · Score: 1
    ..



    ...


    Yeah, that's pretty much it.

    Around here, yes.

    Blah, blah, blah, my comment does not have too few characters per line.

  20. Darn... by Xest · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Scientists say the molecule is simple and synthesis is expected to be simple."

    If it weren't for that students of the world could rejoice with a much less embarrassing way to pay for their university fees than sperm donation, they could've spat their way through uni!

  21. Spit painkiller? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

    Spit painkiller?
    Nifty thriller.
    Better still,
    The no-blood spiller.
    Burma Shave

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    1. Re:Spit painkiller? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pffft! Nice one!

  22. 3 grams of morphine? (!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I understand they might be comparing relative potency, but comparing to THREE GRAMS of morphine is kinda excessive.

    300 mg morphine will render just about any human being unconscious and apnoeic pretty quickly.

    3000 mg will knock you out cold, stop you breathing, and drop your blood pressure precipitously, more or less instantaneously.

    In which sense, numerous things have have the same pain-killing effect as three grams of morphine.

    Being hit by a freight train, for instance.

    1. Re:3 grams of morphine? (!) by Nakoruru · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, but the dosage of freight train required is a lot bigger.

    2. Re:3 grams of morphine? (!) by permawired · · Score: 0

      I don't know... with all this nano tech going on... I bet they can make a pretty damn small train!

    3. Re:3 grams of morphine? (!) by rtaylor · · Score: 1

      Freight train dosage may be higher but it can be reused or even applied to entire groups in a single application of said dosage.

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    4. Re:3 grams of morphine? (!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are some occasional oddballs like me who titrate to about 500mg over 3-4 days without any analgetic effect, and with a tolerable level of side-effects, but as a rule, the levels mentioned here will have fatal effects.

  23. Hold off on the stock buying by paiute · · Score: 4, Informative

    They isolated a peptide which inhibits two enzymes that chew up enkephalins, the body's natural pain killers. Inhibiting these makes the naturally-released enkephalins hang around longer. The problem is that peptide drugs have a checkered history. See the article linked below.

    http://www.pnas.org/cgi/content/abstract/060586510 3v1

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    1. Re:Hold off on the stock buying by Boghog · · Score: 1

      I agree that developing a peptide as a drug is very difficult (especially an orally active drug).

      However from the original publication:
      > major active and less hydrophobic form corresponds to the 5 amino acid residues QRFSR

      So this is relatively low molecular weight peptide and therefore it may be feasible to mimimic the inhibitory activity of this peptide with a low molecular weight non-peptidic molecule. This also takes time, but it is a well precidented route for developing a drug
      (see for example http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ACE_inhibitor#History ).

    2. Re:Hold off on the stock buying by the_psilo · · Score: 1

      While peptide drugs certainly are problematic to apply therapeutically, particularly orally, this at least opens up another target for drug development. An existing active molecule and a known possibel target allows for medicinal chemists, molecular modelers and molecular pharmacologists to develop synthetic organic molecules with a similar action. This is likely to create compounds that are not only more potent than the parent peptide, but better distributed and longer lasting.

  24. Re:New Flash: Drooling idiots worth more then Goog by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    No, you got that wrong. Now you can get that bully slugging spitballs at you impounded for drug dealing.

    Ya know, lemons and lemonade...

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  25. Whose IP is spit? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Well, one thing's for sure. As soon as this stuff is researched, someone will patent it. Let's see how far the patenting idiocy has grown by now. Are they gonna get the patent for the procedure or the patent on saliva?

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    1. Re:Whose IP is spit? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      They won't be able to patent it, but they will be able to patent the method the use to synthesize the molecule. They will be aiming for somethign that is quite complex to make, to increase the benefit of their product. They might even make a derivative, which is slightly different, but many a study will show has much better results.

    2. Re:Whose IP is spit? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I doubt that a process method would be used - they're easy to work around. Nobody spends hundreds of millions of dollars on something that can be easily circumvented.

      All the clinical research will probably be performed on a substantially-different molecule that can be patented which does the same thing. The compound studied in this article will probably never be tested for safety or efficacy, unless it is publicly funded.

      The biggest expense by far in drug development is the clinical trials, so unless these are performed by the public they just won't happen on a molecule that is in the public domain...

  26. Re:Those poor rats by RationalRoot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know it's just wrong for a post that starts with "When we complain about how aliens probe our anuses" to be modded insightful.

    However I think you will find that man's inhumanity to animals is usually pretty unimaginitive compared with mans inhumanity to man.

    Generally you don't have people getting really emotional about hurting animals, not like the way they get all involved in hurting other people.

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  27. 3 GRAMS of morphine???? by janek78 · · Score: 1

    3 grams of morphine is about 100 times the maximum daily dose for a 70kg adult. The article even mentions that it was per kilo of body weight. Now that would be a huge dose. But nevertheless, it will be interesting to see if this actually makes it into anything useful for human use.

    1. Re:3 GRAMS of morphine???? by bodrell · · Score: 1
      3 grams of morphine is about 100 times the maximum daily dose for a 70kg adult. The article even mentions that it was per kilo of body weight. Now that would be a huge dose. But nevertheless, it will be interesting to see if this actually makes it into anything useful for human use.
      Where do you people come up with these bullshit numbers? Here is a table showing that 180 mg is not an uncommon dosage for morphine. Another site says that opioid-tolerant patients often need over 400 mg/day. 100 x 400 mg = 40 g. You're off by more than an order of magnitude.

      That said, the dosages do sound quite high. I might have to check out the PNAS article when I get back to work to find out what the researchers really did. I noted in another comment that the LD50 for mice is only 600 mg/kg, meaning 3 g/kg is about 5X the lethal dose.

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    2. Re:3 GRAMS of morphine???? by janek78 · · Score: 1

      Go on, inject 180mg of morphine. :) (But I must admit that I was wrong, the maximum daily dose - for a non-user - is actually 60mg.) BTW, your quoted LD50 is for ORAL administration - given the poor bioavailability of morphine, the parenteral dose will be much much lower. Anyway, let's not split hair. You are right, that the full article is perhaps worth reading (although I remain very sceptical whether anything useful will come out of this).

  28. Kiss it and make it all better by SoaringRaven · · Score: 1

    So mothers who kiss their child's wounds may be performing a biologically active pain-killer and not just an emotional placebo?

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  29. Makes sense by squoozer · · Score: 1

    When we hurt ourselves there is a natural instinct to lick the wound so I'm not that surprised that there is a pain killer in saliva. The primary reason for licking a wound is to clean it but if there was a pain killer included as well that would increase the reason for licking the wound and, thus, probably increase the chance of survival of the animal. Natural selection would quickly select those animals that produced the pain killer.

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  30. Re:Indeed by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    i think its not so black and white. if you were about to die of cancer and some scientists said they could synthesise a cure by torturing a cage full of rabbits would you want them to? Even though its a horrible choice i cant see that i would choose to die.

    on the other hand, testing something so trivial as make up on an animal doesnt have any ethical justification that i can discern. then there's the sliding scale in between.

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  31. No, really, an important point by kria · · Score: 4, Insightful

    More than the idea of reducing the quantity required, the question is whether this substance can block pain without having addictive qualities. That's a very important question, I think, and one that it seems they don't have the info on yet, because I can't imagine them leaving it out if they knew.

    1. Re:No, really, an important point by TinCanFury · · Score: 2, Funny

      People selfishly swallowing gallons of their own saliva, drinking juices in between just to get their next kick... Oh god, I hope the Republicans take over congress again so they can attack this scourge to society.

      Think of the children! Defenseless, even on school yards! We will need to increase the number of police on the streets with packs of flour to stuff into people's mouths to prevent prevent them from getting high.

    2. Re:No, really, an important point by wobblie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      THC has little to no addictive qualities. It is perverse how something one could grow in ones backyard, for free, is of the highest criminality, yet somehow we feel a need to come up with something else - usually not as good - that requires an entire industrial infrastructure. While it is not hard to understand the reasons for this sad state of affairs, it is still ... sad.

    3. Re:No, really, an important point by kria · · Score: 1

      Is that actually as much of a pain reliever as Morphine? I don't really have any, hrm, experience (not to imply you do), and somehow googling to find out seems like a poor idea at work.

      I just read up a bit more about Morphine, and it's a shame it's the most powerful pain reliever used; I recently lost a friend to Cystic Fibrosis, who was attempting to put on the weight to be considered for a lung transplant, and it's a shame that his pain reliever was working against him. Morphine causes loss of apetite.

    4. Re:No, really, an important point by wobblie · · Score: 1

      As commonly taken (smoked), no, it is nowhere near as powerful as morphine. Of course, it is not difficult to concentrate; and even so, has virtually none of the harmful side effects of something as dreadful as morhpine. THC is a quite effective pain reliever, though, as it is.

    5. Re:No, really, an important point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "More than the idea of reducing the quantity required, the question is whether this substance can block pain without having addictive qualities."

      well, it cant...

      operant conditioning principals would dictate that removal of a stimulus that would prevent action would then illicit an appropriate responce, the concept is better known as negative reinforcement

      bascially it will always be addictaive, because you are removing pain. pain is used by the body to prevent repetition of certain actions, albeit sometimes the body still punishes you for having something like cancer, but the point remains. thus removal of a stimulus, like pain, will cause repetition of that action.

    6. Re:No, really, an important point by BigGar' · · Score: 1

      People in general and doctors too are too worried about weather or not a drug can be additive. As if being addicted is necessarily a bad thing. It's the other effects that are the problem not the addiction itself. Does taking the drug on a regular basis impair your life? That is the question. If it's the only thing that allows you to live with any sort of meaningful existence who gives a shit if you're addicted to it. What I want to know are what are the other side effects of this new drug. If they're minimal then it doesn't matter if it's particularly addictive or not. If you have a psychotic episode every time you take it that may be a problem.

      Stronger pain killers without the addictive properties may be what some people want, but stronger pain killers without the other side effects are what the patients with chronic pain & their doctors want. The addictive properties are secondary.

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    7. Re:No, really, an important point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heroin was originally thought of as a non-addictive morphine replacement from 1898 until 1910: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroin#History

    8. Re:No, really, an important point by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      It was outlawed to protect the US paper industry. THC was an excuse.

      see http://www.nemeton.com/axis-mutatis/hemp.html

      and plenty of other sources

      Mind you, not that I was there in 1937 to witness it but it sounds true.

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    9. Re:No, really, an important point by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1
      ...something one could grow in ones backyard, for free...
      ...something else - usually not as good - that requires an entire industrial infrastructure...

      Boom, answered your own question.

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    10. Re:No, really, an important point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know about physical pain, but it can remove some emotional. Get you mind into a timeout to sort yourself out.

    11. Re:No, really, an important point by wobblie · · Score: 1

      Yes - this is a big part of the story; but in general, when all human life is in the service of the economy - of survival - anything which cannnot be profited from, anything which has no teleology in service of survival, gets a real beating.

      Hence, desire itself is perilously close to illegality.

    12. Re:No, really, an important point by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      Nice professorial-sounding comment. Why, then, am I not addicted to ibuprofen? I take it whenever I have a headache, and it removes the pain.

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    13. Re:No, really, an important point by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      THC's nowhere near the same league as morphine..

      HOWEVER..

      it doesn't have the physical addictiveness issues. You *DO* build up tolerance to THC, with time, but it's an entirely different type of tolerance.

      This is where things get complicated, because science and experience don't exactly see eye to eye.

      THC doesn't create any type of physical tolerance to itself like opioids, but ask anyone who's smoked a lot and you do wind up building up a tolerance. When you start, you can't finish a joint, come 3-4 months later you're burning up 1-3 grams a day. When you start, you smoke a bit and you can find it hard to function. Given time, excepting a goofy smile and slanty eyes, and a candy bar in hand.. it's be hard to tell you're high at all (and that's an exaggeration, too -- it can be impossible to tell by looking / interacting with someone that they're high, most especially when they're accustomed to the effects, but of course YMMV).
      Now, actually, none of that really should happen, most especially the tolerance part... but it does. It's not really that serious. Basically you just are able to function better while high, after you get high for a while.. big shocker. And personally, this is a guess, but I think the need for greater amounts of pot to get high after time is because you just get used to being high so much, and perhaps a buildup of metabolites makes it more difficult for it to absorb.. it's most likely the former (the first time you're exposed to high and variable G's it's disorienting, after repeated exposure it's managable), but I've noticed that working out and keeping in shape -- things that increase your metabolism and so increase the rate at which THC is metabolized and expelled from the body -- SEEM to help negate tolerance issues.

      It doesn't deaden pain, but it does make it easier to.. not notice pain. For serious, major, hard-core chronic pain I'm not sure I'd rely solely on marijuana for pain relief.. but used in conjunction with an opiate? I couldn't imagine any other way of going about it, I'll be honest.
      And, obviously, the appetite aspects of pot are.. well known.

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      ... still waiting for this free-as-in-beer free beer I keep hearing about. :|
    14. Re:No, really, an important point by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      How would the drug companies make money if there were a natural painkiller and anti-depressant that can be grown for free in your backyard? Those poor fellows would lose profitability.

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      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
    15. Re:No, really, an important point by CrankyOldBastard · · Score: 1

      A chronic pain sufferer's dependence on opiates is no different to a diabetic's dependence on insulin. In both cases it's what makes some kind of a life possible.

    16. Re:No, really, an important point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't deaden pain, but it does make it easier to.. not notice pain.

      I've used it in the past to try to get rid of a headache. It never works for me. Instead, I get the opposite, the pain increases. Granted, it makes a sharp pain dull. However, the dull pain hurts worse. Some advice: Never take any if you have a headache!

    17. Re:No, really, an important point by CrankyOldBastard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd like to add an informed opinion about this point of view:

      I have Brachial Plexus Neuropathy. 10 years ago I got a MRSA infection following a Bankart Repair of my right shoulder. It took 3 months to clear up the infection, and in that time the cords of my right Brachial Plexus were damaged. Now I live in 24 hour constant pain, somewhat as if my arm is being torn off (it isn't).

      I take Oxycontin twice a day, with Endone (more oxycodone) as a top up in the case of breakthrough. I go to my Pain Specialist every 6 weeks and get a series of nerve block injections, which give me 3 to 5 days relief (not counting the relatively minor discomfort of having 2 inch needle driven into my shoulder and spine).

      I've found that light use of cannabis does increase the efficacy of the oxy. Too much (i.e. being "stoned") and it can be that the senses are heightened, which is a very very bad thing. Use every day diminishes the effectiveness.

      I've found that occasional use (when I don't want to take anymore oxy but I have to get more relief or jump in front of a bus) works well. But grass is not that effective a painkiller on it's own, and seems to me to be most effective because (a) the spatial and temporal distortions can make the pain less important (i.e. it can relieve suffering but not so much pain) and (b) it increases the effects of the opiate based medicines.

  32. Re:Those poor rats by bri2000 · · Score: 1
    Generally you don't have people getting really emotional about hurting animals, not like the way they get all involved in hurting other people.

    I thought there was significant evidence that many of those who go on to become anger-excitation rapists and other serial killers of the sort who enjoy torturing their victims usually start off torturing animals then move up to humans when animals no longer provide the same thrill. I certainly once attended a lecture by a forensic psychologist who made this claim and argued that adolescent torture of animals was the clearest indicator of future sociopathy in a person that he was aware of and that courts should take it more seriously as a sign of future violent potential.

  33. I can see it now... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

    "Come on, baby. I got a real bad groin injury today. Can't you help me with the pain?"

    1. Re:I can see it now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then she hocks a luggie onto your pants....

    2. Re:I can see it now... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1
      Then she hocks a luggie onto your pants....
      Don't knock it! That's more action than the average slashdotter has seen in the past 5 years!
  34. Dead is dead. by methano · · Score: 1

    I kind of do this stuff for a living so I don't need to RTFA to know that 3 grams of morphine/kg of body weight is way past a lethal dose.

    1. Re:Dead is dead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it is a painkiller.

  35. Appropriate Burroughs quote by megastructure · · Score: 1

    I have heard that there was once a beneficent non-habit-forming junk in India. It was called soma and is pictured as a beautiful blue tide. If soma ever existed the Pusher was there to bottle it and monopolize it and sell it and it turned into plain old time JUNK.

    -William S. Burroughs, Naked Lunch

    Saliva-medicine turns into addictive drug sold illegally on the streets in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ......

    1. Re:Appropriate Burroughs quote by Magada · · Score: 1

      Damn I wish I had a mod point...

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      Something bad is coming when people are suddenly anxious to tell the truth.
    2. Re:Appropriate Burroughs quote by Dreddy+Schwager · · Score: 1
      Yeah, me too.

      /Ah Pook is here.

  36. Re:Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "...or ridicule those who do."
    Very few people are actually in favor of gratuitous cruelty to animals. The widespread disdain you encounter is rooted in subliminal revulsion at a values system that fails to value humans more than animals. You undoubtedly view yourself as more civilized and humane than people who don't share your values. After complaining for the umpteenth time how barbaric the world is because of animal testing, stop and consider the possibility that maybe your promotion of an absolutely valid aesthetic concern out of proportion to more serious problems is just ludicrous tunnel vision. You want to stand against barbarism? Let's talk about war, poverty, police brutality and a host of other matters. STFU about the damned animals already.
  37. Re:Oral sex.. by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

    the troll may have a point.

  38. Milligrams, not grams. by Aryman · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:Milligrams, not grams. by omry_y · · Score: 1

      try this:
      Apparently 1 m kilogram of the new drug provides as much pain blocking as 3 kilograms of morphine.
      or:
      Apparently 1 m megaton of the new drug provides as much pain blocking as 3 megatons of morphine.

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      Omry.
  39. Re:Indeed by neuro_guy · · Score: 1

    grrr... must resist urge to feed troll... grr- No, I can't. Ok, you go live in you inconvenient world. I can't wait to hear from you again when some of those scientific advances of medicine has healed your cancer or whatever...

  40. Heh, not exactly by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

    Sometimes it's a matter of them telling you to think about your tongue in your mouth.

    Or worse, to think about your breathing.

    God, I hate when they do that.

  41. Re:Indeed by indifferent+children · · Score: 5, Insightful
    such horror and cruelty

    I have a friend who is a neuro-oncology researcher. A very large part of her job is: causing cancer in rats, killing those rats, and sectioning their brains. Horror may be in the eye of the beholder, but she does not practice cruelty. The rats are killed by being placed into a box with CO2 (from a dry-ice chamber). That's probably a more peaceful death than I can expect.

    Granted, when you are researching pain meds, there's probably going to be pain involved. But that doesn't mean than the researchers get any pleasure out of causing this pain, or that they cause any more pain than necessary.

    If you truly feel that a rat life is worth as much as a human life, or that an hour of rat pain is as bad as an hour of human pain, then it is hard to justify your continued existence. Even if you are as green as you can get, and a hard-core vegan, your ecological footprint is very large (certainly compared to a rat), and responsible for the deaths of many small animals. The fact that you use a computer means that your carbon footprint is not that of a primitive hunter-gatherer. If you eat vegetables and/or grains, you are responsible for the deaths of several small mammals (such as fieldmice) and thousands of insects every week, just from the mechanical harvesting process (even assuming that your food is 'organic' and thus pesticide-free.

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  42. BJ's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sweet! Now I can write-off hooker BJ's as a medical expense.

  43. Re:Indeed by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    I agree you're absolutely totally right. Evil science experiments torturing poor defenceless animals is just totally evil and we should all stop right now for the good of our souls.

    On the other hand though science does need to progress, just not so evilly, so I suggest that in future we use nasty, evil or criminal animals for experiments.

    Crocodiles for example are pretty evil just lurking in rivers waiting for lovely, amazing, wildebeeste or hapless tourists in Australia to gobble up.

    Many lions and, unbeliveably, household cats are implacable serial killers so those who don't have their claws removed and their teeth filed blunt could be used.

    Woodlouse, eeriewigs, spiders and worms are all pretty horrible so we can use them.

    Many vegetarians don't believe chickens and fish are animals so there's no harm in using them.

    Most animal rights campaigners are in fact evil terrorists who hack up the bodies of old ladies and should be used in preference to all the above.

  44. Oh, really? by dosquatch · · Score: 1

    Oh, come on! Don't "scientists" have anything better to do than state things that are already known?* It's been known that saliva in animals has antiseptic and pain-killing properties for ages. That's why they (and we) have the instint to lick our wounds.

    * in the works next, a t-shirt that'll let you air-drum!

    --
    "Hey, the third matrix movie would have been good except for the plot,story, and acting." --AC
    1. Re:Oh, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if I were to cut off your arm, you would instinctively start licking the remaining bloody nub?

  45. Re:Indeed by EinZweiDrei · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Has the definition of 'troll' changed while I was at work?

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    Perhaps life really is full of possibilities.
  46. Re:Those poor rats by Dersaidin · · Score: 2

    But what if more rat kills means its not as safe for you?

  47. In Soviet Russia,... by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    saliva kills YOU !!

  48. Re:Those poor rats by eighty4 · · Score: 1

    no, man's preservation of animal life is second only to man's preservation of human life.

  49. Re:Those poor rats by dosquatch · · Score: 1

    significant evidence that many of those who go on to become [...]

    That's why the parent post said "generally". Most people do not go on to become sado-masochistic sexual offenders. That most of this small segment of the population do engage in animal cruelty would not invalidate his statement that, generally, this is not the case.

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    "Hey, the third matrix movie would have been good except for the plot,story, and acting." --AC
  50. Re:Indeed by Mprx · · Score: 3, Informative

    Try inhaling some CO2 yourself, it's very painful. I don't oppose killing rats, but it would be better to suffocate them with pure nitrogen or something. Lack of oxygen is not painful.

  51. Re:Indeed by cheater512 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why yes we can advance science in other ways!

    Just sign these release papers and we'll get the 'advancement' started. :)

  52. Finally... by vikingpower · · Score: 1

    ...some scientific news to really drool about

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    Religous speak to God. Insane are spoken to by God. When all shut up, one can finally hear Shostakovich in peace
  53. Re:Indeed by bxbaser · · Score: 1

    "no one seems to care about the horrible experiments made on animals or ridicule those who do"

    Its the anonymous nature of the internet and the disconnection from the suffering.

    Im sure that 99% of the people behind the cruel or uncaring posts whould have a completly different viewpoint when shown a box of kittens and told "there ya go start, snapping necks" or "watch me while I kill this box full of kittens"

    I would be willing to bet that the majority or cruel posters havent had to watch or participate in an inhumane act upon an animal or a person.

  54. Kissing by fdiskne1 · · Score: 1

    So making out with a significant other helps you ignore some pain and keeps you from being depressed? I could have told you that!

    --
    But why is the rum gone?
  55. spit looks profitable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what am I going to do with all of this iodine and red phosphorus?

  56. lets hope they try it with human semen... by speculatrix · · Score: 1

    .. so the next time my wife says she has a headache, I will have the perfect cure for it!!!

    1. Re:lets hope they try it with human semen... by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Women would never accept that research.

      It would invalidate some basic truths:
      The difference between a paycheck and your dick - don't have to beg the wife to blow the check!
      The difference between a new wife and a new job - after 6 months the job still sucks!

      --
      Professional Politicians are not the solution, they ARE the problem.
    2. Re:lets hope they try it with human semen... by jtev · · Score: 1

      I'm going to pass on some wisdom my father passed on to me. He said "Son, you should marry a rich, blonde, nymphomaniac with a liquor store." He also said "If you have to settle for two, take the nympho with a liqor store"

      --
      That which is done from love exists beyond good and evil
  57. RTFA, please. by Dion · · Score: 4, Informative

    They didn't inject 3g of morphine in a human.

    They didn't even inject 3g of morphine in a rat.

    What they found was that 3 grams of morphine per kg body weight is about as potent as 1 gram of morphine per kg body weight of the new saliva substance.

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    1. Re:RTFA, please. by toddhisattva · · Score: 1
      3 grams MS per kilogram body weight is lethal.

      According to this MSDS, "Oral rat LD50: 461 mg/kg; oral mouse LD50: 600 mg/kg"

      Five-six times the LD50? Or is the reporter an idiot?

      At 1g/kg, a 75kg person would have to take 75 grams of this new stuff. Compared with, ahem, 225g of morphine. For the metric-impaired, that's nearly half a pound of morphine.

      Maybe I'm just not reading it right,

      1 gram of opiorphin per kilogram of body weight achieved the same painkilling effect as 3 grams of morphine

      Since 3gMS/kg is deadly, and presumably the dead feel no pain, that means that only 1g/kg of opiorphin will kill the patient and thus his pain as well!

      That's a pretty piss-poor poison compared to common snake venoms.

      So either the reporter completely screwed up the numbers and used grams instead of milligrams ("math is hard" so they become science reporters), or these researchers have, or some other error took place.

    2. Re:RTFA, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Andy Coghlan's the idiot. It's mg/kg, not g/kg. You'd think a science magazine would have someone who can tell the numbers are off by a factor of 1000. With their numbers I'd need 272 grams of morphine per dose!

    3. Re:RTFA, please. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      As the grandparent said, I think they must have gotten their units mixed up and meant miligrams. 3g/kg of morphine in a rat would presumably be very quickly fatal as it would be about the equivalent of a quarter of a kilo of morphine in an 80 kilogram man.

  58. Re:Indeed by neuro_guy · · Score: 1

    Hello? I don't think any scientific finding is worth it if we have to pay with such horror and cruelty for it" Such horror and cruelty. Puncturing some bloody rats. Go to a hospital, see HUMANS there. Rethink argument. Maybe I overdid when I said "troll", but... ah, forget it.

  59. *Slap* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see a lot of slaps coming at your face if you try that. But on the bright side, you can actually claim you need painkillers after that.
    Your sacrifice in the name of science will not be forgotten.

  60. Re:Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, look up 'inhumane.' Second, do you feel you are being disingenuous by comparing snapping kittens necks to using animals as research subjects for human diseases?

  61. Re:Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That's a straw man argument. You're contending that people who think you have jacked up priorities are actually pro-cruelty. Bollocks.

  62. Like we didn't know that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...injured animals lick their wounds?

  63. Oh great... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Just when they were about to loosen their restrictions on bringing fluids onto a plain...

    I can see it now:
    TSA gate-thug: "Sir, please spit into the garbage bag."
    Me: "I... haff... no.. mo... thaliva..."
    TSA gate-thug: "Don't get sassy with me! Spit!"
    Me: "I'll try... Thee? Nothing!"
    TSA gate-thug: "Supervisor! We've got a wet one! CODE RED!!!"

  64. In other news by greysky · · Score: 1

    It was also determined that saliva (esp that of women who have borne children) can also be used as hair gel, facial cleanser and stain remover.

  65. Nice job! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I kind of do this stuff for a living"
    You french girls all day?

  66. FOR SALE ! by Skaber · · Score: 1

    I'm selling 1 liter of my own homemade saliva.
    Bids starting at $0.99.
    Auction ends at 10 am EST
    :)

  67. Re:Indeed by Ksempac · · Score: 1
    Can't we advance science another way?

    Of course we can...look at all the great inventions we made during the 2 World Wars...Medicine, Aviation, Rocket Science, Nuclear Science,Industrial processes (both military and civil...We all know that good military inventions become good civil inventions after the war ends)... We own theses 2 wars so much.
    War has always been a good way to promote scientific research...When you ve got 1 million wounded soldiers to try a new drug/new surgery, 1 million valid soldiers to try your new shields, 1 million ennemies to "try" your new weapons, and 1 million prisoners to try whatever you want, you make a lot of progress pretty fast.
    But now it seems people prefer horrible experiments on rats. That's disgusting. I agree with you, we should stop theses horrors and start a third WW right now, so that scientists can make their experiments without harming theses poor little creatures.

    Ok i stop being ironic here to make my point : You always need something/someone to try your prototype. If your product affect living organisms only (which is the case for a drug but not a bomb) you need a living being. So you dont have the choice...You need to pick one. It might be a rat/a bunny/a dog/a cat or a human. Since no living being is willing to give his life for nothing, you have to take someone against his will. The problem is we ve got quite a lot of law forbidding torture/killing of a human. So you only have animals left. Or start a war, people tends to forget the laws during wars...
  68. FDA approves opiorphin for dreary, dull jobs by GaryOlson · · Score: 1
    "But we have to test its side effects as it is not a pure painkiller," she says. "It may also be an anti-depressive molecule."

    Now your employer can justify spitting on the employees as a workforce motivation tool.

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    Every mans' island needs an ocean; choose your ocean carefully.
  69. Re:Indeed by Shawn+is+an+Asshole · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or suffocate them with nitrous oxide. Let them go out laughing...

    --
    "It ain't a war against drugs.it's a war against personal freedom" --Bill Hicks
  70. Evolution by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

    Seriously, what follows isn't meant to start a flame war at all. I'm just curious...

    I notice a lot of times that when people see a behavior or physical feature in an organism, they begin stating the evolutionary reason it came about.

    Isn't this a case of stating some pretty big conjecture with a tone of voice normally reserved for more certain beliefs? I mean, sure licking wounds COULD have been evolutionarily preferred because of either of the two biological reasons stated (anti-germ vs. anti-pain), but how do you go from a certain cause being plausible to believing that the cause was the actual one?

    I realize that we all try to understand how new observations fit into the world views we hold, but it just seems a little strange to me to state such conjectures with the same tone of confidence as we do, say, when talking about the clear continuum of forms that exist in the fossil record.

    Any thoughts?

    1. Re:Evolution by malkavian · · Score: 1

      Don't think it'll start a flame war.. Not with me certainly..
      I have a belief in a few things that seem to work for me (acupressure, acupuncture, neti pots, some herbal remedies, but by no means all)..
      The way I'd go from conjecture to certainty is by scrutinizing it under controlled conditions, to see if there is connection.

      What I'm not (and I probably did sound too confident in the original post) is certain.. I have a belief, which can be changed in debate if and when I'm proved wrong.. What I am, is curious about things.
      Sadly, I lack the biology skills to persue studies in the areas I'd like to as more than a mere armchair layman.
      What I do find interesting is some of the old treatments (such as maggots for infected tissue) making reappearances in modern medicine that were frowned on, or overlooked for a long time, in preference to more 'modern' medicine.

  71. Re:Indeed by martinX · · Score: 1

    Potentially explosive. OH&S issues.

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  72. Re:Indeed by mutube · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Very true. Relevant bit from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CO2 for info.

    Bicarbonate ions are crucial for regulating blood pH. As breathing rate influences the level of CO2 in blood, too slow or shallow breathing causes respiratory acidosis, while too rapid breathing, hyperventilation, leads to respiratory alkalosis.

    It is interesting to note that although it is oxygen that the body requires for metabolism, it is not low oxygen levels that stimulate breathing, but is instead higher carbon dioxide levels. As a result, breathing low-pressure air or a gas mixture with no oxygen at all (e.g., pure nitrogen) leads to loss of consciousness without subjective breathing problems. This is especially perilous for high-altitude fighter pilots, and is also the reason why the instructions in commercial airplanes for case of loss of cabin pressure stress that one should apply the oxygen mask to oneself before helping others--otherwise one risks going unconscious without being aware of the imminent peril.

    If you're going to kill through suffocation, there are few more cruel ways than using CO2.
  73. My @&^%@# hurts, honey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please lick it!

  74. Re:Those poor rats by glwtta · · Score: 1

    aliens probe our anuses (anii?) with large metallic rods

    That would be ani, or at least I think it's masculine; I guess it could be ana if it's neuter. In any case it's not anii, that'd be the plural of anius (think 'radius -ii').

    There's apparently also an entirely unrelated fourth declension feminine anus (plural: anus).

    I guess the on-topic police are gonna get me for this one.

    inhumanity to animals

    Statements like that always make me chuckle. Look, either we accept animals as members of our society and stop making bacon out of them (I would vote 'Nay' on that one), in which case they would have to follow our laws and in turn receive the appropriate rights. Or, we stop whining about how horrible it is that we make bacon, couches, medicines, etc out of them.

    Where I work we give mice cancer for a living. We jump through all sorts of hoops to make it more "humane", but at the end of the day, we still purposefully give them cancer just so we can study it - I am sure the "humane" treatment makes them feel all warm and fuzzy inside, though (well, most of them are inbred to the point that they don't know where they are, but that's beside the point).

    And yet, how many mice dying of cancer are worth one human dying of cancer? Or, more accurately at this point, living 3 months longer. Personally, I think it's a very large number... YMMV.

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  75. Kissing it better! by retrosteve · · Score: 1

    So when my mom kissed the boo-boo better, it actually worked?

    Cool, I always thought so....

    1. Re:Kissing it better! by Clever7Devil · · Score: 1

      You know, the first time I saw this joke I ignored it.
      The second time, I giggled.
      Now that it's been several times I just have to comment.

      If your mother was giving you wet enough kisses to get saliva into your system, you had bigger problems than a boo-boo.

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      "By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry.'" -Gary Larson
  76. This is maybe why my wife doesn't complain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...when spitting on her when we try to do it dirty

  77. YES! by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Funny
    And here I thought no one understood the plight of the poor malaria mosquito! These once proud creatures roamed the plains by the billions and now due to human eradication programs and bats they're down to mere hundreds of millions! If this continues we could see the end of the malaria mosquito in our great-great-great-great-great grandchildren's time! We owe it to them to preserve this awesome predator! Look at all the contributions the malaria mosquito has brought to us! Without the malaria mosquito we wouldn't have gin and tonic! Without the malaria mosquito the colonial British would have had literally no opposition to taking over the world! We must all do our part to save the malaria mosquito!

    As for the small rat-like dogs, I'm afraid they're pretty much worthless even for cruel and inhumane experiments. However, you can still feed them to coyotes. Coyotes are cool dogs like golden retrievers and they eat small rat-like dogs! They go through poodles like I go through popcorn. Yay coyotes! Alligators are no good though. Sure they eat small rat-like dogs and the occasional resident from Florida but they're cold blooded and you know they're trying to bring back the dominance of the dinosaur. I suggest we genetically engineer crocodiles to have warm blood and fur. That'd show them!

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:YES! by Gordonjcp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I suggest we genetically engineer crocodiles to have warm blood and fur. That'd show them!

      That would be a cat, then.

    2. Re:YES! by Trails · · Score: 1

      No way, alligators are much more personable.

  78. Re:Those poor rats by Morphine007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Though many people would seem to be of the opinion that animal life is more important than human life... to them I would suggest that they put "their money where their mouth is" and feed themselves to the nearest pit-bull.

    If you (not you eighty4) revere animal life as being so sacred, and consider human life to be as base as it gets, then perhaps you should attempt to remedy that situation by, as I said, feeding yourself to an animal... or is animal life only more important than human life when that human life is not your own?

    These are not labs full of megalomaniacs remaniscent of the Joker from Batman, methodically torturing poor kittens and other small furry animals. They're performing scientific tests with as much humanity as they can. The fact that these tests, if performed upon a human, would still be cause for riots and lynching is an unfortunate by-product of the world we live in and the diseases these researchers are trying to cure.

    If suddenly it were determined that rats were actually sentient on more than a simple stimulus-response with limited memory, then I'm sure you'd have a LARGE number of researchers who would repent and find another animal whose self-awareness is more in doubt. If you think that this is cruel and calculating, well... in a way... you're right. Welcome to the real world, it's not all rainbows and songbirds.

  79. Unlikely proposition by ajs318 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I find it doubtful that you could have an effective painkiller that wasn't usable recreationally.

    The human body's pain regulatory system is tightly bound up with a behaviour-rewarding system. Certain actions which are evolutionarily beneficial (to the species or the tribe, even if not to the individual) trigger a release of endorphins, the body's own homebrew morphine analogues which are also produced in response to pain. When an individual is not in pain, stimulation of the endorphin receptors produces a highly pleasurable sensation.

    Opiates such as morphine or heroin are chemically similar enough to endorphins to bind to the same receptors. This makes them good painkillers. It also makes them good ways to induce pleasurable sensations for recreational purposes.

    Beside any psychological effect (which may well be habit-forming in its own right), continued over-use of opiates can cause a reduction in the body's endorphin production. When the artificial painkillers wear off, the body is not ready with natural painkillers and so normal bodily functions produce heightened sensations -- the blood can be felt flowing through arteries, the ends of bones can be felt moving past one another, and so on. The exact manifestation of symptoms is a person-to-person variable. Most people find this state unbearable and so seek out more opiates rather than wait for the body's endorphin production to stabilise. This is physical dependence (the body cannot function normally without drugs). At £1 a breath, a heroin habit is not a cheap habit unless you are a rich rock star.

    Some people have found that they can naturally produce endorphins in more than sufficient quantities to mask pain, and actually deliberately harm themselves to trigger an endorphin release. (Gripping ice cubes tightly in the hands is one of the least-dangerous ways to cause temporary pain sensations and so trigger endorphin production, and is recommended by some agencies for persistent self-harm practitioners). Others have found that by deliberately performing (what they perceive to be) altruistic acts (such as helping an old lady across the road, whether or not she actually wants to cross the road), they can stimulate endorphin production.

    Unless the pain-relieving and pleasure-inducing properties of endorphins are separable, any painkiller that attempts to mimic their action will be both usable recreationally and doubly habit-forming.

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    1. Re:Unlikely proposition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Others have found that by deliberately performing (what they perceive to be) altruistic acts (such as helping an old lady across the road, whether or not she actually wants to cross the road), they can stimulate endorphin production

      So religion really is the opiate of the people!

    2. Re:Unlikely proposition by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      I know you're trying to be funny, but: Yes. Sort of. Mainstream religions promise a reward for "good deeds" {conveniently for the priests, the reward is invariably promised after death}. The body's integral pain control system gives a more immediate reward for "good deeds". Applying game theory to social interactions within the context of predatory animals who live in packs {e.g. wolves, humans} suggests that it's possible that altruism could have a natural origin. The prerequisites are a broad tolerance band, the ability to learn from experience, and for an individual's life expectancy to span several generations. Which is exactly what we notice in pack-dwelling predators.

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    3. Re:Unlikely proposition by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      Buprenorphine (brand name Suboxone) is supposed to replace methadone as a non-habit-forming drug for withdrawl. Does that count as a painkiller? It's very hard to abuse, and even has naloxone to prevent people from injecting it.

  80. Re:Indeed by DougReed · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't get the picture out of my mind of a rat being tortured with make up. I picture researchers putting some gastly shade of eye makeup on a female rat and watching to see if she can get a date with a male rat.

    I suspect alcohol is involved, which would explain the current ghastly shades of eye makeup available for human women. Don't the researchers realize that after a few cold ones, the male rats could care less about the eye makeup?

  81. Re:Indeed by Ginnungagap42 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Inconvenient? Like polio or pertussis or plague?

    Having worked in both the biotechnology and computer programming fields, I can tell you that there is not going to be a computer simulation that is good enough to obviate the need for all animal testing anytime soon. Biological systems are way too complex to accurately model. Also, there are almost always unexpected synergistic effects with new drugs. Of course, it is ridiculous to test a new hairspray on a rabbits eyes - we pretty much know what's going to happen there.

    Most people who work in biotechnology are not the sadistic torturers you might think. One time in the lab I worked in, an animal tech didn't check all the mouse cages before a rack of cages went through the autoclave. There was a mouse left in one of the cages. The mouse most likely died a horrible and painful death. The tech was devestated about the mouse, and resigned even before she could be fired (which was the lab's policy if anyone was shown to have committed any animal cruelty).

    Most reputable laboratories go to great lengths to ensure the comfort of the animals being tested. But the hard fact is that it is more ethical to test new drugs and procedures on animals than it is on humans.

    Another thing that nobody on the Animal Rights side of the issue seems to mention is that a lot of this kind of testing furthers veterinary science. I have a 14-year-old dog that we rescued from a shelter when she was a pup. She is currently sporting two TPLO operations: one on each knee and is taking an antiinflammetory drug for arthritis. Both this surgery and the drug were experimental at one time, but thanks to science my dog is living out her final days in relative comfort rather than having to be put to sleep several years ago.

  82. You already should by Milskin · · Score: 1

    It has been discussed for some time that tolerance to pain is increased by having an orgasm. Therefore, any migraine or headache complaints by your wife actually should be a reason to get jiggy.

  83. Drawing a line by Bob-taro · · Score: 1
    I find particularly disturbing that whenever a story like this is posted no one seems to care about the horrible experiments made on animals or ridicule those who do.
    Get used to it. We nerds like to ridicule things, and then fall into a fit of snort-laughing.

    Seriously, though, I can sympathize with your view. I understand that many people (I don't know if this includes you) put animals on the same level as humans as we are all "fellow creatures" on this planet. From that point of view, harming animals for research is certainly barbarous. I expect the scientists who did this experiment thought nothing of it, having routinely done much worse things to rats (I mean, none of them even died here).

    I believe man is worth more than animals, but I do not think they are worthless. At one time in my life, I would have made some of the same arguments I've seen in this thread that try to reduce your concerns to irrational sentimentality. They claim that you only care because of the "cuteness" of the animal, or that you are hypocritical because you kill thousands of microorganisms every time you bathe or brush your teeth. To trivialize our feelings of compassion toward animals is to deny part of our humanity. Aren't we all concerned about a child who is cruel to animals or tortures insects? Don't the experts tell us such behavior may be a warning sign? Whether one thinks it's rational or not, there may be some value in compassion for animals.

    I believe there is a line that needs to be drawn on what we can do in the name of scientific research, but we are pushing the line all the time, and I think most people aren't outraged because they just don't really realize what's going on, or because they've been convinced to ignore those feelings. Fetal stem cell research is (IMO) about as bad as it gets. We're not even talking about animals anymore, they actually create (presumably unsustainable) human embryos for the sole purpose of harvesting stem cells from them. Think about this, you can argue about whether such an embryo is a human life, but it's getting close. It was from such an embryo that they cloned "Dolly" the sheep. How long before our world starts looking like something out of a dystopian science fiction novel?

    I don't agree that the ends justifies the means. We can not arbitrarily allow everything in the name of science on the grounds that it may benefit humanity someday. So where do we draw the line? You might be okay with where the line is today, but what if tomorrow they move it past your point of comfort? Will you be outraged and take action? Or will you move your line?

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    1. Re:Drawing a line by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      "We can not arbitrarily allow everything in the name of science on the grounds that it may benefit humanity someday."

      No one is saying that we should arbitratily endorse any idea for scientific investigation/engineering which pops into someones head.

      However we certainly should be pursuing scientific progress and should not let it be derailed by ill informed pressure groups or concerns about the impact of the scientific investigation on some ill defined and unproven idea. E.g. "experimenting with stem cells is a bad thing", "nuclear power is always evil" etc.

      A lot of people are simply scared by things they don't understand and seem to fall back in with opinion of whatever herd they are naturally inclined to follow, e.g. religious people invariably use the bible or the "Word Of The Lord" as a reason not to pursue some avenue of scientific research. More educated people who have been to university or whatever may find they associate more closely with the green movement which can use "fears about the environmental impact" to thwart various areas of science with which they disagree.

      This isn't to say that the results of scientific research never have a negative impact on some aspect of our lives or society, quite often by its very nature scientific discovery will change things upon which people have come to rely or depend upon. Likewise even the best example of "evil" science is pretty much bound to have some benefit to someone or some area of society.

      The difficulty of defining "evil" and "good" is why the impact of scientific investigations should be undertaken scientifically and not based upon who has the most firmly entrenched pre-conceptions and fears and the largest pressure group to bolster them.

    2. Re:Drawing a line by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

      Lives wasted versus lives spent.

      The little kid is wasting lives.
      The medical lab is trying to spend them.

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    3. Re:Drawing a line by Bob-taro · · Score: 1
      Lives wasted versus lives spent. The little kid is wasting lives. The medical lab is trying to spend them.
      "Spending" lives? That's a really disturbing way to look at it! So what's a life worth and whose is it to spend? I'd pick the kid pulling the wings off flies as the less dangerous to society!
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    4. Re:Drawing a line by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

      Your taking spending in the literal monetary way. Thats not how it should be looked at. A death that results in no changes for the better is wasted. However a death is still a death. To die for a cause is better than to die for nothing. Life has no monetary value.

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  84. Damn Hippies by spankey51 · · Score: 1

    At first, I thought they said "Scientists Find New Painkiller from Salvia"

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    1. Re:Damn Hippies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it referred to an article published long ago entitled "Scientists Find New Painkiller from Sativa."

  85. I'm finding this hard to swallow. by mkaylor · · Score: 1

    I'm finding this hard to swallow.

  86. Boobooase by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Finally, science to back up the art of "kiss it to make it better".

    Love is the drug for me!

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  87. Re:Make it stop! (stupid overlord joke) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our saliva-junky, impervious to pain, rat overlords.

  88. In another news, the DEA announces by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

    that spitting on the sidewalk will now be prosecuted as "distribution of a controlled substance"....

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  89. its not that the aliens probed my anus.. by Suchetha · · Score: 2, Funny

    .. its that they didn't even BOTHER to call me after that.

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  90. great news! by dosle · · Score: 1

    i must alert my girlfriend there is pain in my lap!

    who am i kidding this is slashdot

  91. wow it just took 2k+ years by McNihil · · Score: 1

    "Lick ones wounds" actually works! Who would have thought!

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  93. Re:Indeed by mrpeebles · · Score: 1

    While I agree that it is true most posters have not had to participate in an inhumane act, I think it is wishful thinking to believe that the potential for sadism is not an inherent part of human nature. I would also claim that worrying about animal suffering is a luxury that we are just now (within the last 50 years) able to begin to enjoy, and even then only in the very richest parts of the world. But when you are sick, and need treatment, you lose the luxury of being able to refrain from the sadistic option. You choose to (indirectly) make animals suffer to save yourself or your loved one because you have to. If we had lived 100 (or especially 1000) years ago, or in a different part of the country, we wouldn't even consider the luxury of sparing animals- it would be sort of like asking someone who has been dying of thirst in the desert who has just gotten a bottle of water whether he would have preferred a different brand- ludicrous. He isn't even thinking of that issue. It is the remains of this mentality that I think you pick up on by your post. So I think it is the disconnect with suffering that allows your opinion. Now the ridiculing of people who hold an opinion like yours- I agree, that is due to the disconnect of the internet. Its anonymity seems to breed little virtual psychopaths :-(

  94. Tai Chi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you tried Tai Chi? I know first-hand that if you take the time to learn Tai Chi, your pain will disappear. It is NOT an instant process, but if you spend a couple years with Tai Chi, it will pay off. From what it sounds like, there is nothing you can lose.

    1. Re:Tai Chi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How exactly do you know "first hand" that someone else's pain will disappear if they practice Tai Chi?

      It's good to remember that things that are great for one person with one kind of problem are not always guaranteed to solve all other somewhat related problems for all people. That way you can phrase things as helpful suggestions without sounding like a nut-job zealot for whatever remedy you are proposing.

    2. Re:Tai Chi by absorbr · · Score: 1

      Don't you have anything better to do than to poo on someone's attempt to help? You know what? It's good to remember that it's not good to make assumptions about others intentions. No where in the previous anonmyous coward's post was it implied that Tai Chi is "guaranteed to solve all other somewhat related problems for all people." On topic, for people who don't move much, Tai Chi IS a great thing. It's helped my knee and back pain, made me realize the problems I have with my alignment and arches, and made me more aware of my body and posture in general. I'm no expert, but it doesn't take one to see the benefits of learning to move properly. And no, you don't learn this stuff growing up. Further, a lot of problems are easier to diagnose and resolve if the patient can better describe what's going on in their body. I stopped practicing Tai Chi because my patience is low for learning all those slow, slow movements, and I wanted a better cardio workout. I took away some valuable lessons though.

    3. Re:Tai Chi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've recently taken up Tai Chi after 20 years of traditional Japanese Karate.

      One of the things that is emphasized in the Tai Chi literature is that "the tip of the tongue rests lightly on the roof of the mouth. This stimulates the production of SALIVA".
      From my experience, it does cause extra saliva to get generated.

      Though obviously not as concentrated as a synthesized version of the pain killing molecule could be may be something here to seriously consider.

      I sincerely hope that those who suffer from chronic pain can some day get the medicine they need in the US, whether it is marijuana, heroin or whatever.

      The fact that our government withholds such things is a crime against humanity.

    4. Re:Tai Chi by toddhisattva · · Score: 1
      I have used music and meditation to deal with the pain of MO/MHE compounded by the pharmacological Calvinism of the local witch doctors.

      I have wide musical tastes, and almost anything works for my pain management. Sometimes the Biosphere just focuses my attention on the pain, so I blast it with Dragonforce.

      Practicing guitar, while essential for my music appreciation, tends to create as much pain as it relieves. Well, at least they're different pains, and it's fun to earn 'em!

      MO/MHE makes most tie-yourself-in-knots yoga useless to me (Kundalini yoga really hurts), so I've naturally gravitated to the rajayogas. The Tibetan threefold course of Hinayana shamata and vipassana meditation, Mahayana compassion, and Vajrayana fire provides more than pain management. The psychology and philosophy provide important insights which can be applied generally.

      Is it the meditation, or just sitting still which brings relief? Don't know. Don't care.

      Music brings relief almost regardless of what I'm doing while listening.

      Now, I hesitate to bring up the next, because of the obvious dangers. But after Dr. John Calvin M.D. prescribes Tylenol or its generic equivalent, air, it's usually time for a bottle of medicinal alcohol. Good old-fashioned booze. It's a real pain reliever, and here in witch doctor land, it's usually the only one available. Yes we all know a dozen Ultrams would be safer and less addictive, but pain relief drugs are evil or something. Beware alcohol addiction. It has been said that the pain uses up some of the fun so medicinal usage can be responsible usage. Only as a stop-gap for that extra-special neuropathic pain, and quit as soon as you can.

      Music and meditation are much, much safer. Their long-term usage side effects include happiness and insight. The effects are much subtler in the beginning, but thousands of accomplished meditators attest to its increasing efficacy, so keep at it.

    5. Re:Tai Chi by CrankyOldBastard · · Score: 1

      Whatever gives you some scape is a good thing, if it works for you. Not all strategies for dealing with intractable pain work for all people, but you are so correct that there are many lifestyle choices that can improve quality of life, as well as chemical approaches.

      You are lucky if you can manage chronic pain with no chemical treatments. Not everyone is that lucky though.

    6. Re:Tai Chi by CrankyOldBastard · · Score: 1

      I think the phrase if you take the time to learn Tai Chi, your pain will disappear is a bit strong. It can make a difference for many people, but won't make the pain disappear for most of us with serious brokenness of the nervous system. And in some cases (such as my own) it is almost certain to make things much worse. "White Crane stretches it's wings" is a move that will have me puking and seeing the grey spots that indicate I'm close to passing out through shock. Even "Holding the ball" is pretty uncomfortable. "Lift Heaven" is simply not possible. These are all pretty basic Tai Chi moves, and if you can't do them there's no way Tai Chi is going to help in a big way. Note that I did Tai Chi for 10 years before my surgery, infection and subsequent crippling, I know first hand that what you say is true for many people, but it is not a panacea for all conditions or all people.

    7. Re:Tai Chi by CrankyOldBastard · · Score: 1

      No, the first poster on Tai Chi said "I know first-hand that if you take the time to learn Tai Chi, your pain will disappear." (I added the bold tag). This seems to me to be pretty much a statement that implied that Tai Chi is "guaranteed to solve all other somewhat related problems for all people.". I believe that is what the GP poster is complaining about. See my other post in this thread for my comments about the error in the assumption that it will work for everyone, especially where I note that I'm a fan of Tai Chi, and used to be a practitioner before my Pain Problem took me down.

    8. Re:Tai Chi by CrankyOldBastard · · Score: 1

      The fact that our government withholds such things is a crime against humanity.

      The UN considers access to adequate and effective pain relief to be a basic human right. It's time to abandon the Calvinist view that suffering somehow makes you a better person - it just makes you an angrier, sadder and less effective human being in all but the exceptionable cases, where it teaches some people that the limitations they previously placed on themselves were too easy.

  95. Re:Indeed by Glyphn · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The rats are killed by being placed into a box with CO2 (from a dry-ice chamber). That's probably a more peaceful death than I can expect.

    Aside: I'm not against animal research, but as a former animal researcher who euthanized rodents I have to say that this is a rotten way to kill animals. CO2 euthanasia is not quick, the animals are clearly in distress (they die gasping for air, clawing at the container edges, rolling in their urine and feces). I can only imagine that CO2 has become popular because it sounds nice--you know, you put the animals to sleep with some gas that they breath all the time anyway.

    Better by far is cervical dislocation--a quick snap of the neck and the animal falls senseless. Unfortunately, that practice is increasingly viewed as barbaric and is discouraged in many places. It's a strange world we live in where we care less about the actual suffering of the animal than how humane we appear to be.

  96. Re:Those poor rats by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ouch, I hadn't thought that through.

    It still might be worth it.

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  97. Re:Those poor rats by milamber3 · · Score: 1

    Morphine tested mostly on humans? Where do you get this stuff? It may have been discovered in humans but a simple and quick pubmed search will show thousands upon thousands of morphine studies in animals.

    I hate to break it to you but normal OTC pain relievers (acetaminophen, ibuprofen, etc) are all tested on animals as well. I guess you better stick with the crystals and acupuncture.

  98. Re:Indeed by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

    Think Torchwood and rat jam.

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  99. Re:Indeed by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna hate myself.

    We should use stingrays. Kill all the bastards.

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  100. Re:Indeed by teh+loon · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up!

  101. Patents by Cherveny · · Score: 1

    Usually when someone finds out something like this, they'll patent it. Due to the strange way patents work in the US, does this mean I'll have to get a licensing agreement now before I spit?

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  102. get real by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1

    If doing so would cure cancer so many would line up to do so you could sell tickets.

    Practically speaking, several billion people will do the equivalent just to eat lunch today - much less do something as helpful to the human condition as find a cheap safe alternative to morphine

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  103. Re:Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It is actually a little simpler than that. Imagine you are dying of starvation but there is a rabbit available that you could kill and eat. Historically, people pick eating the rabbit.

    We are fundamentally built to consider ourselves above animals for basic survival reasons. And yes, humans are naturally omnivores, so leave off about the vegetarian options.

  104. Not quite... by gibbdog · · Score: 0, Informative

    If you read about what CO2 does, it sounds horrible for euthanasia, but if you ever saw it in action you'd see there isn't any struggle involved and no *apparent* pain. I've used CO2 to kill literally thousands and thousands of rats for mine and other people's snake collections (I processed 4,000 or so adults in two afternoons for a few months feed for a few large collections of snakes).

    The animals literally slow down, lay down, and pass out and don't wake up. There isn't any vocalization or any struggle etc. You might get leg twitches etc as they finally die, but you get those nervous reflexes regardless of method of killing.

    What I don't kill by this method I used the good ole whap them on the head method... hold firmly onto the tail, hit them HARD on a metal/concrete/etc surface (especially the edge of something such as the edge of a table) and it kills them very quickly. If you don't hit the animal hard enough you don't kill it and just make it suffer. Sounds brutal, but much better than death due to some of the very painful envenomations from animals in my collection, and a lot better than being squeezed to death.

  105. You may have a conscience... by emil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...but let me assure you that mother nature doesn't.

    Can you imagine the pain of being eaten by a large predator? Remember that man's evolutionary ancestors were not always at the top of the food chain; predation has certainly touched you.

    Also, the venoms of poisonous animals have evolved to increase pain, allowing the predator to more effectively incapacitate the victim.

    Just because mankind removes itself from the sadistic slaughter of the world does not mean that the slaughter itself abates. No matter how violent and predatory we may imagine ourselves to be, we are amateurs compared to what nature has produced.

    1. Re:You may have a conscience... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      No matter how violent and predatory we may imagine ourselves to be, we are amateurs compared to what nature has produced.

      You have very good points, but I wouldn't call us amateurs. I'd say we are one of nature's better attempts.

      As far as cruel, nasty death: Before the invention of crafted tools, humans hunted by using our more efficient jogging gait to run down animals, pursuing them relentlessly until they collapsed from heat exhaustion, at which point we'd walk up and kill them with our bare hands, or a rock or stick. Remember what you felt like when you ran the farthest you could, the burning lungs and muscles. Then imagine running more because something was trying to eat you, until a long time later you are physically incapable of moving even under threat of death because your body has overheated. Then you get bludgeoned to death by a hairless monkey.

      I think we have doled out our fair share of pain through the food chain.

      Heh, it's funny though, this post reminds me of when I was much younger and would often watch nature shows with my dad, which of course would feature things like a jaguar tackling a gazelle. He would always tell me that it was okay, because first it was nature, and second the gazelle would kinda pass out as soon as the jaguar got him so he didn't feel any pain. Now of course I know that isn't true but it did probably keep me from crying a lot so I could learn from the shows. Thanks for sheltering me, dad.

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    2. Re:You may have a conscience... by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      Indeed.. every time I meet someone that is a member of PETA or is vegetarian for the same types of reasons, I bring that out and they have nothing to say other than "well we don't NEED to eat animals because we're smarter". I don't think we're smarter than mother nature and I feel it is very unwise to believe so.

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    3. Re:You may have a conscience... by DarrylKegger · · Score: 1

      I don't think we're smarter than mother nature...
      What does that even mean??

    4. Re:You may have a conscience... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We were "produced" by nature.

  106. Re:Indeed by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    You do realize that your own cited source states that overabundance of CO2 causes loss of consciousness without the person even knowing what's happening?

    How is it that this is cruel?

  107. The it's all love by joaommp · · Score: 0

    When someone knocks you down and spits on you it's just love...

  108. Re:Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Animals are innocent. YOU are not.

  109. Terrible choice of name by ortholattice · · Score: 1
    I find it doubtful that you could have an effective painkiller that wasn't usable recreationally.

    In that case expect it to be prohibited by the moral police the moment it becomes available outside of the lab. With a name like "opiorphin", the drug war overlords probably have their eye on it this very moment. What a terrible choice of name - it sounds like a combination of "opium" and "morphine" that just screams, "prohibit me and throw the users in jail!" They should have called it something like vitamin N or freeze-dried saliva extract.

    Beside any psychological effect (which may well be habit-forming in its own right), continued over-use of opiates can cause a reduction in the body's endorphin production.

    Yes, but chronic pain users can adapt themselves to very large doses with no apparent ill effects, and have a very high quality of life and normal life span, provided they have continued access and don't have to put up with unpredictable and irregular supplies from doctors who are afraid to have their DEA/(UK equiv) license pulled.

    At £1 a breath, a heroin habit is not a cheap habit unless you are a rich rock star.

    The substance itself is quite cheap. The problem is the prohibition and its enforcement, which makes it extremely expensive (and hugely profitable for the dealers).

    1. Re:Terrible choice of name by ajs318 · · Score: 1
      In that case expect it to be prohibited by the moral police the moment it becomes available outside of the lab. With a name like "opiorphin", the drug war overlords probably have their eye on it this very moment. What a terrible choice of name - it sounds like a combination of "opium" and "morphine" that just screams, "prohibit me and throw the users in jail!"
      I'm guessing there's a good reason why it's got that name; the article is a bit light on details but it could well be an endorphin.
      [C]hronic pain users can adapt themselves to very large doses with no apparent ill effects, and have a very high quality of life and normal life span, provided they have continued access and don't have to put up with unpredictable and irregular supplies .....
      Oh, yes indeed. Even long-term recreational use is possible for some individuals (most of the known problems associated with recreational heroin use owe more to illegality than to any pharmacological property of the drug itself). The problem is, as you point out, a puritanical attitude amongst those in authority.
      [Heroin] itself is quite cheap. The problem is the prohibition and its enforcement, which makes it extremely expensive (and hugely profitable for the dealers).
      Indeed; the normal operation of the market is distorted by criminalisation; there is no incentive to provide quality assurance.
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  110. me too. by xenicson · · Score: 1

    A few of things that I wonder about.
    1) Who cares how much you have to take? 1g of this stuff vs 3g of morphine? 500 mg of Tylenol vs 200mg of Ibuprofen. Really, we should care about the effects of the drug, not how much you have to take.
    2) So, all this does is prevent the breakdown/re-uptake of our the chemicals that bind to the same receptors that morphine does. So, the effects should be pretty much identical to those of morphine. It's kind of neat, but not all that surprising.
    3) What is all this talk about it being "natural" Who cares? They're going to synthesize it anyway. Morphine is "natural" in the same way. "Natural" is a buzzword that makes people feel good about themselves, but really means nearly nothing.
    4) I like the band Morphine.

  111. Re:Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Makeup testing on animals includes feeding the makeup to the animal, placing the makeup in the animal's eyes (rabbits are used for this, since their eyes don't tear).

  112. Re:Indeed by clambake · · Score: 1

    The rats are killed by being placed into a box with CO2 (from a dry-ice chamber).

    All of the rat researchers I know (one) kills them with a mini rat guillotine.

  113. Salvia Divinorum by Gunark · · Score: 1

    Salvinorin A, found in the psychoactive plant Salvia Divinorum, seems to have fairly strong pain-relieving properties via opioid action, but is absolutely not addictive. Unfortunately it also makes you hallucinate your balls off, making it pretty unmarketable as a pain medication :)

    1. Re:Salvia Divinorum by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      making it pretty unmarketable as a pain medication
      Hey, if it make you hallucinate your balls off I'd buy some just to save on contraception.

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    2. Re:Salvia Divinorum by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Jokes aside, salvia is actually legal. See your local head shop.

  114. If It's So Darn Simple by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Scientists say the molecule is simple and synthesis is expected to be simple.

    If it's so darn simple, why has it taken them this long to find and synthesize it? After all, it's right in front of your teeth.

    And how long before you're arrested for possessing saliva?

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
    1. Re:If It's So Darn Simple by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      In case anyone is curious, the sequence is QRSFR (Glutamine-Arginine-Serine-Phenylalanine-Arginine)

      I don't think that pentapeptides can be easily developed into usable drugs, though.

  115. That's the theme of an old Harlan Ellison story by crovira · · Score: 1

    Or am I thinking of the 'black goo' on an old Star Trek episode.

    They steered well away from the planet after discovering that.

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    1. Re:That's the theme of an old Harlan Ellison story by jahudabudy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe you're thinking of "I have no Mouth but I must Scream"? It confronts the idea of eternal suffering. Pretty bleak stuff.

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  116. Good luck with that! by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    "Apparently 1 gram of the new drug provides as much pain blocking as 3 grams of morphine."

    Yeah...

    As someone who spent a night last week in a relatively large hospital, hearing the complaints of other patients in the emergency room and later the complaints of my roommate, I think I can safely say that, unless this stuff is also three time as addictive as morphine, it won't catch on. Within hours of the first hospital dispensing this stuff to patients, at least one will start to complain that they've "built up a tolerance" to the new drug and that they need their precious, precious opiate for their phantom ailments.

    Pain killers have already come a long way since morphine; there are other reasons why it hasn't gone away.

  117. Re:Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was a kid I put a mouse in a coke can with a smoke bomb, marched around like a Nazi and lit the fuse. Crazy thing was the mouse lived and I learned I was not cut out to be a Nazi, changed my life.

  118. ObFamily Guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spit on me, Brian.

    Ah, that's good. Now tell me I'm dirty.

  119. It's taken them this long? by lordandrei · · Score: 1

    Scientists finally figured out why the first thing we do when we hurt out finger is put it in our mouths.

    As my great-grandfather used to never tell me as he didn't bounce me on his knee since he died 2 years before I was born,
    "Sure, you put your finger in your mouth to stop infection. The spit gets in the eyes of the germs and they blindly bump into each other. Since they're so small, this usually delivers a fatal blow and they die off very quickly."

  120. kiss the boo boo and make it all better by museumpeace · · Score: 1

    thats it, a nice sloppy wet kiss.

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  121. Re:Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the article again.

    High CO2 is what causes the "oh crap I can't breathe!" effect. Therefore, "euthanizing" an animal with CO2 gives the "choking/drowning" effect, whereas using something else to displace oxygen results in the "I think I'll take a nap now" scenario.

  122. Re:Indeed by nasch · · Score: 1
    But when you are sick, and need treatment, you lose the luxury of being able to refrain from the sadistic option. You choose to (indirectly) make animals suffer to save yourself or your loved one because you have to.
    Which is by definition not sadistic.
  123. YOU FUCKER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It didn't work!

  124. yes, three grams of morphine by bodrell · · Score: 1
    I understand they might be comparing relative potency, but comparing to THREE GRAMS of morphine is kinda excessive.

    300 mg morphine will render just about any human being unconscious and apnoeic pretty quickly.

    3000 mg will knock you out cold, stop you breathing, and drop your blood pressure precipitously, more or less instantaneously.

    What the article actually said was

    1 gram of opiorphin per kilogram of body weight achieved the same painkilling effect as 3 grams of morphine
    Given the rats only weigh a few grams themselves, they were not given 3 grams of morphine.

    Also, I have to call shenanigans on your claim that 3 grams of morphine will stop one's breathing. Did you just pull that number out of your ass? Here's some real info from the MSDS for morphine sulfate, which says

    Morphine sulfate anhydrous: Oral rat LD50: 461 mg/kg; oral mouse LD50: 600 mg/kg
    For a lightweight human (say, 50 kg) and an LD50 of 300 mg/kg (being conservative) that means it would take 15 g of morphine to stop someone from breathing. That's 5 times more than you claim, meaning that 3 grams is probably closer to a therapeutic dose, not some coma-inducing overdose. However, the MSDS does make it seem that the mice were given what should have been lethal ODs. I can't access the PNAS article right now (abstract here) to verify what the researchers actually did.

    In other news, I wonder why I haven't been hearing more about tetrodotoxin (from pufferfish) which is a highly effective pain killer in basically homeopathic doses. Maybe the small dose is the reason we haven't heard anything--hard to make a profit on microgram quantities of an easily obtained natural product.

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    1. Re:yes, three grams of morphine by Headw1nd · · Score: 1
      Well, for starters, Morphine Sulfate in not the same as Morphine. Morphine sulfate has a molecular weight of 668.76, while morphine itself is 285.338 g/mol. Not to mention that ingestion is not the standard route for the adminstration of morphine.

      Hmmm, and I'd also like to point out from the MSDS you referenced it states

      Ingestion:


      Narcotic. Human lethal dose probably 120-250 mg. In addition to its analgesic action, morphine may cause gastric disturbance with nausea, vomiting and constipation. Large amounts may cause central nervous system depression, respiratory or cardiac collapse, coma and death.

      Wow, you really didn't do your homework, did you?

    2. Re:yes, three grams of morphine by bodrell · · Score: 1
      Narcotic. Human lethal dose probably 120-250 mg. In addition to its analgesic action, morphine may cause gastric disturbance with nausea, vomiting and constipation. Large amounts may cause central nervous system depression, respiratory or cardiac collapse, coma and death.

      Wow, you really didn't do your homework, did you?

      Mea culpa re. the lethal dose (those numbers are too low for opiate tolerant people, btw), but morphine sulfate is just the salt form of the alkaloid; it has a different weight, but it's not really a different drug. Just like cocaine is the hydrochloride salt of the free base (the free base being crack). The free bases aren't usually very soluble (which is why crack is smoked instead of snorted). You're right, though, that the weight difference is important, because it would effect the lethal dose.

      I do wonder why mice are so much more tolerant of morphine, with a lethal dose around ten times higher than for humans.

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  125. & alcohol or? by deviceb · · Score: 1

    So now the song is.... valium vicodin ecstasy & extract of spit!

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  126. Headache remedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Honey, I have a headache"

    "No problem, we'll do some deep-throat kissing first"

  127. Re:Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Animals are innocent. YOU are not.
    And that's why I'm posting this comment from my cell at the State Penitentiary...

    I mean, WTF? Aren't animals our equals according to you people? Then why are they supposedly innocent and I'm (by way of being human) not?

    If I'm responsible for my actions but animals supposedly aren't, you are acknowledging that humans have a superior moral sense. The capacity to do evil (rather than merely "damage" in the case of a wild animal) implies the ability to consciously choose good, which animals couldn't do either. You've actually pointed to one reason for valuing humans more highly than animals.
  128. On rat-like dogs. by fuego451 · · Score: 1

    I never liked small dogs either until one came into my life and stole my heart. Muffin, a Lhasa Apso, was eight months old when a neighbor gave her to us and was our friend and companion for nineteen years. To put an old saying another way, it isn't the size of the dog in your life but the size of the life in your dog. I will miss her the rest of my life.

    1. Re:On rat-like dogs. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I mostly hate them because they are predominent in Manhattan, and the idiot owners let them pee right in the middle of the sidewalk - right where everyone has to walk. They also have these shrill little barks. Basically, the situation would be no better with big dogs... dogs just don't belong in the city.

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  129. tetrodotoxin by bodrell · · Score: 1

    Is a highly effective painkiller that works by blocking sodium channels. Not all pain killers work on the principle of endorphin release, and not all pain killers are addictive.

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  130. Lobbiests/Patents ... by msimm · · Score: 1

    Aside from the fact that THC got blackballed long before there was science showing that it actually had practical medical uses its got that naturally occurring thing going on, which makes it pretty unattractive to institutions with *finances* (drug cartels don't help or count).

    Likewise, poppy tea can be considered an effective home remedy for moderate pain, but make it and risk prosecution.

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  131. Re:Indeed by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1
    We are fundamentally built to consider ourselves above animals for basic survival reasons.
    Hmm.. more specifically, we are fundamentally built to consider other humans more important than animals, for basic survival reasons. 'Above' is a subjective term without much meaning, but that distinction isn't terribly important since it's not really the issue.

    And yes, humans are naturally omnivores, so leave off about the vegetarian options.
    In an ethics class, I once challenged my (very left-leaning, [random pet cause] rights) professor that vegetarianism sometimes doesn't make sense since there are so vastly many different human physiologies. Eskimos, for example, can live entirely on a diet of fish protein, and have little need for vegetables, while other cultural groups do not handle any kind of meat protein well at all. In short, people need food (sometimes meat food) so it's a fact of life that we kill animals to live.

    His response was "well we have other options now, people don't need to kill an animal to eat." Of course, that response ALREADY ASSUMES that it is wrong to eat animals and is not itself an argument for vegetarianism.. but I have never seen an animal rights activist actually understand that.

    Now, I myself eat an almost exclusively vegetarian diet, simply because I have serious digestive problems that prohibit me from digesting most meats.

    In fact, the only good argument in favor of vegetarianism I have ever seen is people who refuse to eat meat because of how the animals are treated before they're killed. That's very simply voting with your dollars and not something I have a problem with.

    But I do not buy any moral arguments that killing animals to eat is somehow bad; we're as much a part of the natural world as any lion and the fact that life consumes life is not something we can moralize out of existence.
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    We are the fire that lights our world.. and we are the fire that consumes it.
  132. I find this... by ehaggis · · Score: 1

    ...hard to swallow

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    One ring to bind them - should probably have more fiber and less rings in their diet.
  133. Re:Indeed by beyowulf · · Score: 1
    Which is by definition not sadistic.
    Its only sadistic if you enjoy it.
  134. Re:Indeed by demonlapin · · Score: 1
    Not senseless. Paralyzed. They may die of hypoxia, but they still get the nasty CO2 buildup pain.

    I used halothane anesthesia - they go to sleep, they don't wake up. Nitrogen would also be an excellent way to kill them, and painless.

  135. Re:Indeed by bodrell · · Score: 1
    I find particularly disturbing that whenever a story like this is posted no one seems to care about the horrible experiments made on animals or ridicule those who do.

    I don't think any scientific finding is worth it if we have to pay with such horror and cruelty for it. Can't we advance science another way? Even if we couldn't I'd rather live in an inconvenient world.

    Whenever a story like this is posted, there's always someone like you who posts about how horrible medical researchers are and how they should be ridiculed. It's just that the rest of us are smart enough to ignore you or tell you to STFU. The world you want to live in doesn't have a long life expectancy, but I certainly won't mind if you seek out cruelty-free medical treatment.

    Cosmetics testing has certainly been gratuitously cruel to animals (I'm thinking of "Night of the Mary Kay Commandos," from Bloom County back in the day) but you obviously have no clue what you're talking about regarding medical research. Sure, all life is precious--to some degree--but the people who ought to be ridiculed are the PETA jackasses who compare cooped chickens with Jews in concentration camps, not the medical researchers who have very strict standards about animal treatment.

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  136. Re:Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't we advance science another way?
    No.

  137. Why I want to bite PETA by obtuse · · Score: 1

    PETA gets much of their support from people who are opposed to gratuitous cruelty to animals, but the vast majority of people who support PETA are misguided (cynically and intentionally by PETA.) PETA's reason for being is "A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy." PETA truly equates animals with people. They're evil. Equating the life of a rat with that of a child is simply wrong. Understand this: PETA are fighting against all "exploitation" of animals. In fact, their behavior implies that humans are less valuable to them than animals. Their views are simply sociopathic.

    CO2 sucks for euthanasia. There are lots of other things out there. My dad worked in a neuropsych lab. The chemical cocktail they used for Euthanasia included barbiturates and a local anaesthetic. He wanted some for himself in case he was ever terminal and in inescapable pain. That's as humane as it gets.

    Still, the animal rights folks got lab animal medicine at that major research institution shut down. I know too many people who'd be dead if it weren't for the use of animals in medicine to have any respect for PETA.

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  138. Disturbing that this was modded "Informative" by EComni · · Score: 2, Funny

    What if some little kid who doesn't know any better has a toothache, and this poor kid comes across this Slashdot post labeled "Informative" and subsequently thinks that drilling a hole in his aching tooth with his dad's powerdrill is the smartest idea ever? Did you think of this all-too-possible scenario, mods?

    Please think of the children.

    1. Re:Disturbing that this was modded "Informative" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Please think of the children.
      Sounds like a Darwin Award to me.

      Please, think of the gene pool.
  139. Re:Indeed by alienmole · · Score: 1
    if you were about to die of cancer and some scientists said they could synthesise a cure by torturing a cage full of rabbits would you want them to?

    As long as Jack Bauer does the torture ("interrogation") and I get to watch, I'm cool with that.

  140. John Kerry? by Bob-taro · · Score: 1
    First off, I must correct your own preconception:
    ... religious people invariably use the bible or the "Word Of The Lord" as a reason not to pursue some avenue of scientific research. More educated people who have been to university or whatever ...
    As a Christian with degrees in Physics and Engineering, I object to your implication that "religious people" are not "more educated". In my life I've seen no evidence that religious people are any less educated than anyone else.

    You also said:

    ... Likewise even the best example of "evil" science is pretty much bound to have some benefit to someone or some area of society ... The difficulty of defining "evil" and "good" is why the impact of scientific investigations should be undertaken scientifically and not based upon who has the most firmly entrenched pre-conceptions and fears and the largest pressure group to bolster them.
    I could not disagree more. That is the very mindset that I am concerned about. From a purely scientific standpoint, there is no basis for calling anything evil or good! That doesn't mean good and evil do not exist. You claim that "evil" science is justified if it may possibly benefit someone down the road. I think I'm safe in saying that that does not fit in to most people's ideas of morality. Should the morals of the scientific community (or a radical subset thereof) outweigh the morals of society as a whole? Do you think that because you have technical knowledge in some area that you are better fit to make moral judgments than someone less educated? IMO, the scientific community, while possibly the most well informed, is arguably the most biased on these issues and therefore not in the best position to make these calls.
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    1. Re:John Kerry? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Morals are just another way of saying "things which I do/don't agree with" and will quite often have no logical or scientific basis, as if this wasn't bad enough people often choose their moral beliefs based on other organisations which they happen to be a part of e.g religious groups, environmentalist groups etc.

      Of these religiously based morals are obviously the most dangerous since people are at least likely to engage in some form of reasoned thought before joining a particular environmental group or whatever.

      Using an aggregate of a particular societies morals to determine scientific progress is a problem for a number of reasons. Firstly as mentioned above a lot of people do not reasonably consider their moral position on most subjects beyond their immediate day to day lives and secondly because various groups speak on behalf of their members and purport to represent their collective moral opinion on a subject when in fact they don't.

      E.g. religious groups have a variety of moral based opinions on scientific research which it claims are shared by all adherents of their particular faith when in fact most of the individual members of the religion will never have thought rationally and independantly about the issue preferring instead to transfer their responisibily for doing so to the religious leaders to do it for them.

      Science should determine the course of it's progress scientifically on a cost/benefit basis and it should also do more to educate people who may be ignorant about the actual costs and benefits involved in a particular line of enquiry.

  141. Re:Indeed by jafiwam · · Score: 1

    Actually, CO2 is used because the folks that work in a lot of such places are usually pretty hapless and don't really understand stuff can kill them. (Talking production side breeding here, not researchers.)

    CO2 is safe, as long as you don't replace all the O2 in the area too an extent too great. Plus, it's cheap too.

    Pretty much everything else, you'd get dead mexicans and dead kenyans all the time. (Only white folk there for long are in management.)

    CO2 is also easier to handle (liquid, common) than nigrogen.

    So with a few tanks, a few boxes of garbage bags, and a couple hours you can kill 10,000 rats. Do that with any other gas and you're making regular deliveries to the county morgue as well.

    (Yes, I worked at one too and I agree with the description of the CO2 killing.)

  142. 900 pages in The Mysterious Future? by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

    FTFA:Journal reference: Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (vol 103, p 17979)

    But going to the PNAS home page, the largest page number in the current issue (which is v.103) is 17063. Accessing the PNAS Early Edition page and searching for "pain" or "saliva" doesn't turn up anything which seems relevent. So where do I read the original article?

    Maybe Newscientist should start using the DOI system so that we can easily resolve and find the original article.

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  143. Re:Those poor rats by zurmikopa · · Score: 1

    "Welcome to the real world, it's not all rainbows and songbirds."

    Well, that's only because the rainbows were killed during cruel refraction experiments and the loss of abundant rainbows caused the songbirds to commit suicide.

  144. my experience by SEAL · · Score: 1

    First let me say I sympathize with you and hope you can find some alternative methods to improve your situation.

    I have been lucky enough in my life to avoid any permanent chronic pain. But I've dealt with longer-term acute cases for various reasons over the years.

    My problem is that I don't react well to opiates. a) They make me ill, at least at the dosage required for me to notice a lessening of pain, and b) I have a fairly high pain tolerance to begin with.

    I recall after a knee surgery - ACL reconstruction amongst other damage - waking up and the doctors wanted to give me painkillers. This was back when they used patella tendon grafts. They saw a vertical strip from the middle of your patella tendon, including chunks of bone from your tibia and kneecap, and use that to replace the ACL. So my knee, and kneecap were sliced up pretty good. After I woke up from anesthesia, I said I was fine (it hurt a LOT, but I could put it out of my mind). They just looked at me as if I were an alien. I refused painkillers several more times before they relented. The pain continued for weeks but I took no opiates.

    Years down the road, with another knee problem, they offered me a nerve block on my leg. This lasts about 24 hours I guess, but I really didn't want to lose feeling in my leg and trip over something and hurt it. But my point is that they can do very targeted pain management these days as opposed to systemic. So you may look into that as a possible option.

    I've been blessed and trained to be able to put a lot of pain out of my mind. It's still there, it still hurts, but I can just go do other things. In some cases I've even aggravated injuries because I continued doing something when I should have stopped. But for chronic pain, I think as others have suggested, you could be trained by a psych professional, or possibly even hypnotized, to allow you better natural pain management.

    I DO understand how you get to feeling like you just want to give up. How you would give anything for a 5 minute reprieve.

    Natural methods / training will never be the same as living pain-free, but they can improve quality of life in a way that meds cannot.

    Best of luck

    - SEAL

  145. Bird's Saliva by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Chinese culture it's a delicacy that promotes good health. What they do is they take the nest of these birds (which is constructed and held together with their saliva), and make soup from them. I'm not surprised that good effects have been found from saliva because the Chinese already knew that :D.

  146. Re:Indeed by mrpeebles · · Score: 1

    The claim that sadism is in the human nature was separate from the following, rather long-winded, claim. ("I would also claim...") For the statement that sadism seems to be part of human nature, I would point to Abu Ghraib, Nazi Germany, many different kings throughout history- basically anybody with too much power seems to run the nasty risk of developing a good case of sadism. But I know you weren't necessarily disagreeing with me.

  147. New Scientist is a rag. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When will people learn? New Scientist is about as trustworthy as Nature as a scientific journal. Totally populist crap. Ivan disappoints me, but unfortunately the religion of capitalism results in the prostitution of even the finest scientific and journalistic minds.

    No, I did not RTFA, I routinely ignore all links to that rag.

  148. Re:Those poor rats by Morphine007 · · Score: 1

    DAMN YOU!!!! Damn you and your prisms!!!111oneoneone *shakes fist*

  149. Useful Link: Abstract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences

    http://www.pnas.org/cgi/content/abstract/060586510 3v1

  150. New crime by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh great, muggers are now gonna hit us over the head and cut our tungues off for drug extraction.

  151. Daffy! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    No wonder Bugs hung around Daffy so often: his slobber was Bug's drug.

  152. Building community [was Re:Make it stop!] (OT?) by soren42 · · Score: 1

    So, I posted my original reply before I realized how many other people have these chronic pain issues on slashdot. Wow.

    I've been incapacitated due to a mystery infection most of this year, which has given me time revert to my geek roots and begin programming, writing, recording, and interviewing patients and physicians on major healthcare issues. I'm still in the planning stages, unfortunately, but I'm trying to build some online community and develop a tool to help patients such as myself deal with a mess of doctors, prescriptions, procedures, hospitalizations, insurance information, and all the other data necessary to present oneself to a new doctor for treatment.

    To these ends I've helped my local support community to start work on an initiative their calling "The Patient's Prescription". It is U.S.-centric for now, and barely off the ground yet. That said, I see an opportunity here, to contact a unique audience - geeks with chronic healthcare issues.

    If you're interesting in seeing the beginnings of it all, feel free to visit http://www.patientsprescription.org/, though there's not much to look at just yet. Additionally, if you're interested in helping, please e-mail the group at volunteers@patientsprescription.org. If you can't volunteer, or don't have the ability or interest, but would like to be kept up to date on the community, please feel free to send a note to community@patientsprescription.org.

    Please don't misinterpret my meaning in this post - the organization is right now incorporating as a non-profit. There will be no membership fees, nothing will ever cost any money, and all software will be free and open. We will never even ask for donations. I'm not posting this for any sort of personal gain, just to extend an invitation to participate. I wish the project was further along, but I wanted to strike while the iron was hot.

    Thanks for once again humoring me. ^_^

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  153. Re:Indeed by LilGuy · · Score: 1

    Says who? Your opinion means nothing to me.

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    You're nothing; like me.
  154. Re:Those poor rats by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

    Actually, why don't you just give the companies money and not use their products? This way, they'd still experiment on the rats and rat-dogs, but you wouldn't have to suffer the agony of bad products?

  155. Re:Indeed by DarrylKegger · · Score: 1

    But I do not buy any moral arguments that killing animals to eat is somehow bad

    ooo moral-relativism, follow that logic through and go and eat ya mum, ah but no you have serious digestive problems that prohibit you from digesting most meats and so you couldn't eat your mum, aha! but that argument ALREADY ASSUMES that pain is bad and so is not an argument as such against eating your mum.
    now go eat your mum and leave us vegetarian's alone, we don't care for your dreary bletherings.

  156. Interesting, but useless. by Analein · · Score: 0
    Some points:


    - There already are much stronger painkillers than Morphine. Ranging from let's say Oxycodone (opioid potency of 3.5) up to the Fentanyl group with a potency of 40 to 25.000 times the strength of Morphine. This is if you want painkillers comparable to Morphine.


    - If you want painkillers to cure a headache up to a migraine, there are many known alternatives from Aspirine to Ergotamines or even LSD (yes, one of the most efficient migraine killers). That is where the described tests also lack fundamental understanding of how painkillers work. Needles in rat feet? Yeah, I bet Aspirine would beat Morphine at this. Ever tried Oxycotin for a headache? Didn't work? Aspirine is ten times stronger! 35 times stronger than Morphine!


    - Getting high is a WANTED side effect in opioid analgetics. People that get Morphine or stronger opioids have cancer, autoimmune diseases and things like that. They suffer, are usually depressed and find themselves having a hard time sleeping. No caring, sane physician will prescribe a painkiller without mind-numbing effects to a terminally ill patient. Ever.


    - The article contains almost no relevant data. I understand not releasing the whole synthesis, but... Some facts? Intrinsic potency, receptors agonised/antagonised, toxicity?


    - One gram of morphine per kilogram? Are they kidding? Even half that dosage would lead every human being to die from respiratory arrest.

  157. Re:Indeed by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1

    Wow. Dreary bletherings, indeed!

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  158. You're missing something by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

    Street heroin *is* cheaper than pharma heroin because street heroin is "cut" or diluted. That's why Pharma heroin would be like white gold on the street. It would be pure. The big unknown in street heroin is "how good is it." Is it 20% pure? 50%? more?

    Pharma heroin would be a known quantity. In my opinion, it would be the most diverted prescription opiate. Bar none.

  159. I'm sorry, but... by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

    You either have reading comprehension issues or you're so intent on seeing what you WANT to see that you miss what's actually being said.

    And I really think that at this point, you're just another slashdot troll.

    You're being moronic about this. Go ask anyone in the pharma field (which is my particular background) or in healthcare. There is a *reason* that you won't find a single MD in the USA that thinks that heroin should be prescribed clinically. Do you think that they just want to keep you from a vaild medical treatment? Of course not.

    The FDA looks objectively at carefully controlled studies done by independent groups and pharmaceutical companies. If a pharma company came out with a formulary that combined Heroin with an antagonist, as well as a micro-controlled CR system as opposed to a macro-controlled system like is abused so frequently with CR-OxyCodone, the FDA would look at it OBJECTIVELY.

    You don't seem to understand that the FDA is an INDEPENDENT federal organization. The executive branch cannot even CALL THE FDA and SUGGEST anything. Doing that is against the law.

    The FDA does not care about law enforcement. Or prohibition. Or anything else that you attribute to it. It has one objective and one objective only: Ensuring the safety of our food and our drugs.

    If you think this has ANYTHING to do with Marijuana, you're COMPLETELY wrong.

    And your dirt analogy was a joke. Go eat 2 ounces of dirt. You'll be fine. Dirt is not toxic. It's not tasty, and you'd probably be extremely constipated, but it's not toxic.

    Now, go eat 2 ounces of heroin and walk around the block. Three right-turns and you'll be dead. You'll get hot and sweaty, disoriented, and adrenaline will shoot thru your body. Then you'll fall to the ground and probably slip into septic shock. You won't notice, though, because your CNS will be so far suppressed that you will no longer be conscience. Your breathing and heart rate will slow. You'll have a few minutes where an IV dose of Nalexone would bring you back to life, but after that, kiss your ass good-bye.

    "the FDA shouldn't be banning any substances"
    Are you serious? Then why do they even exist? The FDA has a *remarkable* record in consumer safety. Every American is *lucky* to have such a great watchdog.

    And let me reiterate: There is *zero* medical need for prescription heroin. None. If there were, doctors would be for it. Once doctors are for it, a pharma company would work on a fomulary that met my above criteria. Once that happens, it would probably pass the FDA. There are a lot of illegal drugs (or variations thereof) that are legally prescribed. This has nothing to do with the war on drugs.

    If you think it does, you're just a tinfoil-hatter and you're not exactly connected with reality.

    Sorry man, but it's the truth.

    1. Re:I'm sorry, but... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      ... you won't find a single MD in the USA that thinks that heroin should be prescribed clinically.

      Then why bother to ban it? If it doesn't have any reason to be prescribed, and no doctor will prescribe it, then making it legal to prescribe will result in exactly the number of prescriptions we have now. The best of both worlds, one less restriction and no negative consequences.

      [The FDA] has one objective and one objective only: Ensuring the safety of our food and our drugs.

      Great. Let them mark every package with "this will kill you" and "this is safe" and let me pick. If ensuring the safety of our food and drugs were their goal, then they should be paying attention to "dietary suppliments" that have medical claims. For some reason, the medical claims of Enzyte and such are never touched by them. But if you try messing with something like marijuana - watch out.

      As for the lethality of heroin, it can be lethal. So can be coffee. Not to mention all the people that die from drinking alcohol (and not drinking and driving, but the toxic effects). Alcohol is a drug. There is nothing alcohol does that can't be achieved in some other manner. Alcohol has many negative social side effects. So, by your statements of how the FDA works, they should have banned alcohol long ago. If banning alcohol took a constitutional amendment, why isn't it the same with heroin or marijuana?

      You seem to be focused on heroin too much. You think that I'm calling for the legalization of heroin. I'm calling for consistency in laws and reasoning. The application of rules is arbitrary and capricious. Based off everything I see, heroin should be legal or caffiene should be a controlled substance. Having it both ways is absurd. You obviously have a lot of emotion tied to the subject of heroin. That seems to let you make exceptions to the rules, then justify them with reasoning that just doesn't work when applied to the other drugs out there. If it were called another name, then it wouldn't be treated the same by you. I'm willing to try to set rules that make sense and follow them for all drugs. But that makes me a tinfoil-hatter that's disconnected from reality, right?

  160. Actually... you're wrong. by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

    The only valid point in your entire post is that some people have reactions to certain opioids. Considering that all of them have a very similar chemical composition, it's rare, but it's true. However, in my experience, of all the people that have a reaction, at least 50% of the time that reaction is just nauesea. In fact, Morphine is one of the worst offenders. Codeine also.

    Past that, all opioids are the same. If someone has a tolerance to, say, dilaudid, they also have a tolerance to fentanyl, and to [insert opiate here].

    You have to understand how opiates work. There is an enzyme in your liver, CPY2D6, that metabolizes EVERY OPIATE into morphine. This is why a heroin addict, when he doesn't have heroin, could take a few CR-OxyCodone tablets ("OxyContin") or even a handful of Hydrocodone or codeine tablets to ease the withdrawl symptoms.

    Infact, the only question of potency is "How efficiently does the liver metabolize this opiate." Short-acting opiates like I listed before (dilaudid, fentanyl, demerol, OxyCodone, Hydrocodne) have subtle differences in their pharmacology. So, for example, 1mg of Fentanyl is metabolized by-and-large into 100MG of morphine in the liver. You'd need 1000MG of Codeine for the same analgesic effects.

    In summary, please don't offer misinformation. There is nothing true in your post other than the fact that certain formulations cause adverse reaction in a very small percentage of the population. And there are about 15 different opiates currently in a doctors arsenal. The addition of one more wouldn't change anything.

  161. And you're wrong about one more thing... by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

    Without a doubt if a pharma company decided to market heroin, they wouldn't just throw diamorphine into a pill with fillers and call it a day.

    To even have a CHANCE that it would pass FDA approval, it would have to be a combo agonist/antagonist and it would probably also include, in pill form, a CR mechanism.

    Therefore, they would be able to patent their drug in the same was as they could if they "invented" a brand new opiate.

  162. Sorry... it's "CYP2D6" n/t by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

    Sorry... it's "CYP2D6" n/t

  163. You're a moron by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

    Sorry, it's true.

    To reach toxic levels of caffeine, you'd have to drink more coffee than is humanly possible.

    I have no emotion tied to Heroin, I have emotion tied to the quality of the American system for drug approval. It has the best record in the world. Drugs are made legal and illegal in many countries based only on the fact that of their status in the US.

    You seem to think that every substance is made equal, and that there should be some consistency, which is not true. You're over simplifying things. And honestly, you're out of your depth.

    The fact that you compare the toxicity of caffeine, dirt, alcohol, marijuana and enzyte to the toxicity of Heroin (or Cocaine, or Amphetamines, Steroids, etc) is indicative of your knowledge of the subject. Which, let me spell out, is painfully little.

    And your arguments aren't even well thought out. I point that out, and you throw back other aguments that, again, aren't well thought out.

    Like, for example, it didn't take a constitutional amendment to ban alcohol. The lawmakers at the time just made the choice to use that method. They could've easily made it a federal law. And they could easily propose a constitutional amendment banning Marijuana.

    You show very little knowlegde of the law, history, or the merits of the chemicals you throw around.

    You use my sentence about the mandate of the FDA, then bring up Enzyte, to which your only complaint is that it doesn't do what is advertised. What does that have to do with safety?

    And saying heroin "can be lethal" is like saying cyanide "can be lethal." You're right, as long as it's in a jar on a shelf, it's not lethal. You can give a pot of coffee, a handful of Enzyte pills, and a shovel full of Dirt to an average person on the street and tell them to consume it. They won't die. You give the average person on the street a single syringe of heroin--ESPECIALLY phrama grade heroin--and you will have committed murder. Just ask the woman to shot-up John Belushi.

    I'm done with you know. You've made it past reality into a sea of hypotheses and conjecture. You're not interested in facts, common sense, or, apparently, common welfare.

    I have a powerful feeling that there's a bridge somewhere that's missing it's troll.

  164. Wow. Lotsa Typos. by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

    Oh well. That's what happens when I run out of patience. I don't suffer fools very well. That, I suppose, is obvious now.

  165. You don't get it. Enough said. by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

    "Which is it? There's a difference between staving off withdrawl, and enjoying a rush."

    These two are not mutually exclusive. Think, then write. You should've been able to figure that out.

    "How many people do you know who are just waiting for heroin to be legalized so they can go crazy?"

    This is where you don't get it. How many people do you think tried heroin so they would get addicted? Nobody PLANS addiction. It doesn't happen on purpose. It's people who think they can control the drug that become addicted. They do it on weekends. Then they do it on a couple weekdays. Then they do it every day one week "because they WANT to." Then, the next thing they know, they wake up and realize that they can't function without the drug.

    Does that sound outrageous? It is. But it's true.

    "People who are interested in heroin will do it anyway."

    This is not true. If you want an excellent case study for this, look at CR-OxyCodone. Millions of brand new addicts all around the country. About 1/3 the people in our suboxone trial were there because of "OxyContin." These are housewives, honor students, you name it. The truth that CR-OxyCodone shows you is that there's a whole class of people that would never cook-up a bag full of powder that they purchased on the street, but when it's a government-sanctioned product, it's something altogether different. It gets a little stamp of approval from the FDA and people think that it's safe. That it's not as bad as the illegal drugs. This is so far from the truth that it's hyperbole.

    Addiction is a lot more complicated than just drug + brain = addict. Even with something as addictive as heroin, most users just stay users."

    Wow, you're wrong. There is no such thing as someone who uses heroin casually. It doesn't exist. You seem to think that addiction is some choice. It's not a choice. It's quicksand.
    There are basically four classes of people when it comes to this subject:

    1. Those that never will try the drug
    2. Those that tried it ONCE and didn't like it and won't try it
    3. Those that tried it and liked it. In other words, Future Addicts
    4. Those that are addicted.

    I encourage you to do some reading about the prescription painkiller epidemic that's currently ravishing our country. If you think that it's just in the margins, you're wrong. All clinical trials are usually confidential, and ours was as well. And these are people from every possible walk of life. I had a pilot, an officer in the Marines, two police men, etc. And, all in all, the trials only involved about 1000 people.

    There is a serious danger to legalizing hard drugs. And I think the very best, most qualified person to answer this question is an addict himself.

    The suboxone trial is long over so I can't ask this question directly, but many of these addicts have said to me that they wish it was never invented. Heroin, Prescription Painkillers, any of them. They would chose not to make them legal, but to wipe them from existence.

    Go see the face of addiction. Talk to these people. If you want to know about the war in iraq, go talk to some native Iraqi's. If you want to know about the war on drugs, go talk to some drug addicts.

    Then you'll see where I come from.

    1. Re:You don't get it. Enough said. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Listen, most people who use heroin do not become addicted. Chippers outnumber addicts by a wide margin. If we can't agree on this, we can't agree on anything. I encourage you to look it up, you may learn something.

      Also, consider that your experience with addicts in treatment is a very biased sample, and is not necessarily relevant to the drug using populace as a whole.

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    2. Re:You don't get it. Enough said. by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

      Go put down the pop-culture and go spend some time at mens shelters, methadone clinics, narc anon meetings, and doing ER-counseling.

      I have. I *really* doubt that you have. I've been counseling and helping addicts for nearly a decade. There are only two kinds of heroin users. Those that are addicts, and those that will become addicts. That's it. It's a *MYTH* that there are people going out and doing heroin on the weekends. That's how it starts, and they maybe do that for a short while, then it spreads.

      You know absolutely nothing about this drug if you think there's a PERSON ALIVE that can contain it. That person doesn't exist. Nearly *EVERY USER I'VE MET* thought they could. This is reinforced by the fact that it's NOT a casual drug. If you or I, with no opiate tolerance, did a line of heroin, we would spend the afternoon vomiting our breakfast.

      You're perpetuating a MYTH. And the fact that you've said NOTHING about your credentials or experience with this MENACE, speaks loud and clear about what you know and what you just THINK you know. For chrissake, if you're afraid to actually WORK WITH USERS to help them, just go read and post at ALT.DRUGS.HARD. Go find a single person that's close to heroin (either a user, someone who knows users, a dealer, or a former user) and ask them about your "chipper" theory. They'll tell you what I did: It starts out that way. Everyones a "chipper" for a few weeks.

      And the whole "Addictive personality" thing is also a myth. The only people w/o an "addictive personality" are the ones that don't try the drug, or that do it only one single time. I've met a lot of people that did it once and never again. I've never met a single person that did it twice and never again. If you do it twice, it's got you. It's got your mind. And within a few doses, it's got your body, too.

      Consider the fact that your uneducated opinion might actually encourage someone to use this drug. Consider how irresponsible that is. The least you could do is put a disclaimer beneath your post that says "I am not professionally trained in the subject I'm talking about. My opinion is qualified only by my own... opinion. Anyone that listens to a word I say is doing so at their own risk because I don't actually know what I'm talking about. I incorporate words and concepts from pop-culture to make it SEEM like I know what I'm talking about, but anyone that ACTUALLY KNOWS sees me for what I am: One of the uneducated masses thats part of the drug problem in america, not the drug solution"

      You put that at the bottom of your posts, and at least I'd respect you.

    3. Re:You don't get it. Enough said. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      *sigh* You're just a know-it-all asshole who's been putting words in my mouth since your first reply. You don't know as much as you think, and you damn sure don't know a single thing about me. It's closed minded people like you who won't even listen to a simple fact that have turned the drug problem into the quagmire it is.

      I was hoping for an interesting debate about the facts and about policy. Instead, you've done nothing but fling mud. I'm not going to sit here and defend myself when I should be defending my ideas. If it makes you feel better to believe I'm some naive kid, you go right ahead.

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    4. Re:You don't get it. Enough said. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, it's fine to abbreviate controlled-release as CR. That does not really change the underlying chemistry of the opioid, only its delivery.

      There are all sorts of controlled-release medicines (CR morpheine, CR acetaminophen-codeine, CR aspirin, CR pseudoephedrine, etc.), they simply spread a dose out over time, to smooth and prolong its effects. The lack of hyphens between CR and the chemical in the sustained release formula is entirely deliberate. So is the choice of the synonym "sustained release" for the long form "controlled-release", as this is not a clinical trial report.

      It's not fine to capitalize the first O or the C in oxycodone as is done in the trademark OxyContin.

      Oxycodone is a proper chemical name, like codeine. Oxycodone practically is codeine, in fact. The only two differences are firstly that the codeine's hydrogen is oxidized to a hydroxyl group (thus "oxy"cod-) and secondly that the codeine's hydroxyl group is a ketone (thus -cod"one" instead of -cod"(e)ine").

      OxyContin is a particular brand of oxycodone in a sustained release formulation.

      This was just one of many typographical errors that leaped out from your messages well in front of your various factual errors throughout this thread. It is especially glaring in light of the apparent claim of involvement in a clinical trial that you would not know these conventions.

      Please don't pose.

  166. Saliva now a controlled substance! by UncaXitron · · Score: 1

    Effective immediately, anyone caught swallowing saliva will be held without bail until they are released from their addiction!

  167. Re:Indeed by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

    can you explain what is wrong with moral relativism?

    also, could you explicitly enumerate the steps in following that logic through to the conclusion that it is ok to eat your own mother?

    As far as i understand it, moral relativism is just the acceptance of the reality that human morality is a product of subjective sensibilities which are themselves a product of biology.

    All the decrials i've heard against moral relativism are religious in basis, and consist entirely of the assertion that without an arbitrary absolute moral baseline, grounded purely in primitive religious dogma, it is impossible for morality to exist in any meaningful form. This then usually leads on to a lot of histrionics about moral relativism means that it is ok to kill people if you personally feel it is ok.

    They never seem to notice the hypocrisy that deciding its ok to kill people for no real reason is a big part religious moral absolutism too.

    the point of moral relativism isnt to say it is moral to do whatever you feel like, the point is to understand the reality of the origin and function of morality so that we can move on from arbitrarily making up rules that dont apply to everyone. It is so bitterly ironic that the very thing moral absolutists decry relativism for is everything such absolutism is guilty of - unjustifiable and arbitrary morals.

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  168. Re:Indeed by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

    yeah - the reason i picked the scenario where the animal has to be tormented rather than painlessly killed for food was to anticipate people who complain that animals are tortured (not just killed) in medical research facilities, which i dont doubt they often are (not tortured "for fun" but as part of the necessary process). the trouble is when push comes to shove, would you die rather than allow an animal to be tortured?

    some zealous animal rights activists might say yes, but personally i think that if they were in the actual situation they might very well have second thoughts.

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  169. Re:Indeed by DarrylKegger · · Score: 1

    can you explain what is wrong with moral relativism?

    mate, i think you've got the wrong end of the stick. I never said moral relativism was bad, in fact im a bit of one myself, i was just trying to point out that using the parent's post's logic you can justify anything, such as eating your mum is not wrong, which you can, ie just assume parents are a valid source of nutrition.
    The point i was (and am) trying to make is that you have to assume somethings otherwise you can't make rational arguments. And the point of that is to make clear that as soon as you make an assumption that, say, higher functioning social mammals quite likely feel pain and have an emotional component to their sentience that I as a human can empathise with then it becomes just as morally justifiable to choose not to eat animals as it does to choose not to eat your own mother.
    I dont want to give you the impression that I'm a moral absolutist or religious at all, i am neither.

  170. Re:Indeed by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

    i see what you mean - yeah i dont go along with the "animals have no qualms about killing animals, so neither should we" kind of absolute attitude, because it isn't much of a logical leap from that to going completely wild west and deciding its every man for himself.

    i know its a cliché, but its pretty universal to say it isnt black or white. i mean at some point life forms cross the line from being a complex chemical reaction to being a complex chemical reaction that has the ability to comprehend itself and be traumatised. i'm sure no one would have any rational reason to not eat mushrooms or yoghurt on moral grounds (although i'm sure some people would have some irrational ones). thats a no brainer. but what about fish? they have brains but do they comprehend themselves? is their reaction to detrimental circumstances an unconscious reflex or are they enduring auschwitz-level horrors day after day by their millions when they are dragged out of the sea?

    and then the waters only get muddier as creatures get more complex. of course its worth pointing out that the only reason anyone gives a toss is because we have evolved a social sensibility and feeling of empathy. There is no absolute universal moral that says killing is wrong. Otherwise nature wouldn't spend so much of its time killing everything. Our biology has concocted this sensibility in us, and it is a totally subjective internal decision. Since we are all largely the same biologically speaking and we all soak up each other's psychological characteristics, there is a fairly pervasive human attitude that killing is wrong. And of course moral absolutists see this pervasive attitude and read it as some kind of universal absolute moral.

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  171. Re:Indeed by DarrylKegger · · Score: 1

    seems we are largely in agreement(slashdot first!). It certainly is a fuzzy area and knowing where to draw the line is difficult, I personally dont eat fish but I do have similar questions with regards to insects, are they merely complicated biological incapable-of-suffering robots? Luckily, eating insects was something i didnt have to give up when i became a vege ;-). (Because I never ate them in the first place not because i think they are soul-less unfeeling robots and can therefore remain a staple of my diet!(Although my parents claim that as a toddler i used to sit on the path outside our house and eat slaters)).

  172. Re:Indeed by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

    i think the next big scientific renaissance is going to be the understanding of the brain/mind. it will completely revolutionise the world in a way probably more significant than the industrial revolution. Once we have an objective knowledge of conciousness and life then there are no more dark corners for superstition and arbitrary religious dogma to exploit. Also people can have more to go on than their own intuition when deciding if an animal is going to care if it is killed or not.

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  173. Re:Indeed by DarrylKegger · · Score: 1

    I'm less optimist about humans understanding consciouness, at least not in the short term. I think in the short term (at most 50 yrs) we'll be able to simulate a human brain and prob have human-capable robots but I dont think we'll actually understand how subjective consciousness, self aware-ness, sentience, existing, whatever you want to call it, sprouts out of purely material interactions. It's not that i dont think that there is an answer, more that i just cant even begin to fathom what form that answer might take. Of course if the likes of Ray Kurzweil are correct then we may know a lot sooner. Anyway, i hope im wrong becos it would be an incredible thing to know but at the moment i put it in the same basket as the one that holds questions like; "what caused the universe to come into existence?"

  174. Re:Indeed by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

    yeah i know what you mean. to be honest its kind of exciting to know there is a branch of nature that we know next to nothing about, and that is just waiting for one or two geniuses for a "golden age" style explosion of understanding like electromagnetism in the 19th century and subatomics in the early 20th century.

    when it happens its going to be a really exciting, fascinating time to live, scientifically and sociologically. certainly a lot more interesting than squabbling over DRM and software patents ;)

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  175. Re:Indeed by DarrylKegger · · Score: 1

    awwh, being alive during the creation of the internet, thats gotta b pretty cool, right? ;-)

  176. Re:Indeed by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

    very true - i kind of take it for granted that i have the world's knowledge at my fingertips!

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  177. Damn spit suckers! by wilec · · Score: 1

    Put your hands over your head, stick your tongue out, don't swallow! I SAID DON'T SWALLOW! BANG! Damn spit suckers!

    On the other hand: Yea honey read this. See, it's just like I told you all along, this is why a nice sloppy wet BJ is better for your PMS & cramps than Tylenol PM.

    Wabi-Sabi
    Matthew