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Has Steve Jobs Lost His Magic?

TimAbdulla writes to mention a Wired article wondering if Steve Jobs has lost his magic? The keynote yesterday, author Leander Kahney says, was the most uninspiring he's yet seen out of the usually charismatic man. Accompanied by other folks from within the company, Kahney wonders what lackluster showings like this will mean for the company after Jobs steps down. From the article: "Looking very thin, almost gaunt, Jobs used the 90-minute presentation to introduce a new desktop Mac and preview the next version of Apple's operating system, code-named Leopard. The sneak preview of Leopard was underwhelming. For what seemed an interminable time, Jobs and Co. showed off one yawn after another. There's no way I can get excited about virtual desktops or a new service that turns highlighted text into a 'to do' item. Oooo."

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  1. Translation by jayhawk88 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I want an iPhone! Gimme gimme gimme gimme now!!!!!

    1. Re:Translation by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is more proof that the rumor sites are Apple's worst enemy. They hype things up, even though Apple purposely keeps quiet.

      The things that were demoed were demoed because they pertain to developers who will need to interface with the new APIs and test for compatibility with their existing apps. For example:

      • Time Machine has APIs that applications will need to talk to for it to support their documents.
      • Mail Notes utilizes a new system-wide To-do service in OS X Leopard that all apps will be able to access.
      • I can imagine some apps needing some testing to make sure they don't go all wonky when the user is switching across virtual desktops (for instance, I wonder how Yojimbo's side tab will behave).
      • CoreAnimation, XCode 3.0, and DashCode are a given.

      The only thing I can't think of pertaining to devs is iChat, but I'm sure there's a reason they demoed it now. Also, did anyone notice it wasn't using brushed metal anymore? Straight Aqua.

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    2. Re:Translation by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The only thing I can't think of pertaining to devs is iChat, but I'm sure there's a reason they demoed it now.

      I thought there was a chat API that you can incorporate into your apps? That would certainly be of interest to developers.

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    3. Re:Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in Canada, we already have a phone service called iPhone (http://www.comwave.net/CDN/iPhone/). I wonder how apple will deal with this?

    4. Re:Translation by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well iChat can now display keynote / powerpoint slides, and can remote control desktops like VNC. This is a fairly useful dev tool in combination with audio and or video conferencing.

      It'll be quite nice to use this as a tool to show and illustrate specification documents, builds of software, etc.

      Yet, this will only be handy if Apple develops a Windows and a Tiger client. If it only works with other Leopard users... forget it.

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    5. Re:Translation by Panaflex · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ohh, come now.. haven't you ever heard of iSue?

      *smirk*

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    6. Re:Translation by TrekCycling · · Score: 1

      Indeed. This is kind of the problem with Mac users, isn't it. They're not happy with the system stabilizing and just running well, picking up new software and hardware support. They expect new flashy things to look at and buy constantly.

    7. Re:Translation by cswiger2005 · · Score: 1

      There is-- XMPP, which is used by Jabber and EJabber to do, well, chat-related things like registering users, chatting between users, MUC (Multi-User Chat), etc. iChat.app works fine with Jabber, although obviously it also works with AOL chat protocol (which I gather was reverse-engineered and not a public standard, but I could be wrong). Goto www.xmpp.org...

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    8. Re:Translation by conigs · · Score: 1

      Most of how you see the AOL chat protocol (OSCAR) implimented today was reverse engineered. However, AOL signed a contract with Apple in 2002 allowing them to use and impliment the OSCAR protocol as will as AOL's libraries.

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    9. Re:Translation by cswiger2005 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info. Yeah, I thought I remembered that Apple and AOL made a deal, but the more specific info you've provided is good...

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    10. Re:Translation by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Ohh, come now.. haven't you ever heard of iSue?

      Surely you mean Sosumi.

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    11. Re:Translation by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Time Machine
      Wow, they kept that one pretty quiet.
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  2. Poor Apple. by DirePickle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess useful features just aren't as sexy as a New Brushed Metal Look, or a Genie Effect.

    1. Re:Poor Apple. by IANAAC · · Score: 0, Troll
      What this is really showing us all is that it's really hard to get excited about Intel-based boxes. And that Apple, aside from IPods, are now really just another software company.

      It's hard to get excited about features that have been available in other OSes - either bundled with the OS or separately by a third party - such as multiple desktops and virtualization.

      Sorry Mac fans.

    2. Re:Poor Apple. by ronanbear · · Score: 1

      I noticed that especially with the XServe and Mac Pro. The number of configuration options is so large now that it's highly likely that many changes will simply take place to these lines with relatively little fanfare. An option for a graphics card here, a different hard drive there etc. All just a quick update to the store. The Mac Pro page only lists one Mac Pro and you then select the processor. It will allow Apple to introduce new processor speeds easily without making news. This way they can always have an up to date system that changes regularly without annoying the crowd who don't want to own the previous generation of Mac Pro.

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    3. Re:Poor Apple. by nine-times · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, in fact, when you look at what's come out of the WWDC, there are some good, solid improvements. Leopard sounds to me like it'll be a worthwhile upgrade, Xcode 3 sounds like it has some improvements that I, not being a developer, won't fully appreciate. And the Mac Pros came out, which is a pretty big deal. It means Apple has a full Intel line-up, and the MacPro looks to be a speed demon at a very competitive price.

      And let's not forget that Apple just announced the Intel transition one year ago. The first Intel-based Macintoshes were releases a little over six months ago. Apple is a company in rapid transition and I'm sure it's a lot for them to deal with, and as their position solidifies, they shouldn't be making as many total-redesigns and huge changes all the time. OSX is becoming a more mature OS, and so the improvements should have fewer huge leaps and more incremental shifts. The should be continuing to fine-tune under the hood. The should be refining their UI instead of redesigning from scratch.

      I just don't see that there's anything to complain about. They'll release some new hardware designs in the next year, most likely. I think that a phone and a media-center device may well be on the horizon-- now that they've finished the Intel transition and they're on-track to release the next version of the OS, I think their R&D may become more and more focussed on new devices and the next-big-thing after the iPod.

    4. Re:Poor Apple. by aristotle-dude · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Uh, does every intel box come with a clean design like the mac pro inside and out? Were you asleep when they released the "hardware" like the Mac Pro and Xserve? Did you notice the lack of cables and the snap in drive cages.

      Sorry Dell fans, your boxes with wires sticking out everywhere do not cut it and "software" Soundblaster emulators do not cut it either.

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    5. Re:Poor Apple. by ConsumerOfMany · · Score: 1

      Considering the MacPro page does not even list a soundcard option, Just what kind of advanced sound do you think it will have over an on board solution....

    6. Re:Poor Apple. by SumoRoach · · Score: 1

      The on board solution is optical digital I/O. What other option are you suggesting on top of that?

    7. Re:Poor Apple. by sootman · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is, he doesn't mind the billshit, and he knows it's all the RDF--he just didn't like that "the yo-yoing of alternating presenters utterly broke the spell." (Which is odd, because he usually has at least 2 other people on stage at some point--Intel, Sony, Adobe, MS, other major vendors, the occasional developer or project lead, etc.)

      Basically, he's just being nit-picky about this one presentation. But he's a blogger, and works for Wired, so it's news here on Slashdot.

      Also, why does every single fucking event have to be SO damn dramatic? When you go to your kitchen and forget what you wanted, is there a Slashdot story the next day that says "Is Leander Kahney starting to lose his mind?" So Steve didn't give a home-run presentation. Big deal. More than anything, I was disappointed at how little there was in the keynote. It was exactly what we expected--Pro, Xserve, and Leopard. Not a single other thing. And personally, I'm pretty pleased with Leopard so far--now that we've gotten all the "Ohh! Shiny!" features out of the way, we can start focusing on important things like having versioning built into the OS and all that other crap that should have been common for decades.

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    8. Re:Poor Apple. by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      The other thing worth mentioning, is that while Apple could be coming up with cool new box designs, doing so when the whole hardware internals are changing is the wrong time. It is the wrong time, since the processor change is already a selling point and the hardware team is still trying to deal with how the processor change effects everything. I am sure when Apple is settled into the new processor architecture we will see more cosmetic changes to the cases that can be shown off to the public.

      Though when you see what Apple has done to the internal design of the MacPro, it is already much to talked about, unless your focus is only on the outside styling.

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    9. Re:Poor Apple. by kerbawya · · Score: 1

      The other thing to keep in mind is that this being WWDC (World Wide DEVELOPER Conference) is not directly targeting end users right now. The products and technology releases at WWDC were received greatly by the audience; the developers. Yes, Phil Schillers introduction of the Mac Pro was awful, but they knew what he was saying even though it wasn't overemphasized to Apple standards like a typical keynote. They got the word out. That's probably enough for the keynote of WWDC.

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    10. Re:Poor Apple. by Clockwurk · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't know about you, but I usually keep the side of my PC closed and could really give a flying fuck how cables I don't see are arranged. The part of the computer I look at the most is the screen, not the inside of the tower. If you feel like paying extra to have the inside of your case look nice, you are free to buy a Voodoo PC. If apple spent more time worrying about function and less time worrying about form, we wouldn't have whining MBPs, Minis with tiny harddrives, or mooing Macbooks.

      Toolless chassis are a dime a dozen, and it isn't all that impressive coming from apple.

    11. Re:Poor Apple. by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1

      why is this "insightful?"

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    12. Re:Poor Apple. by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


      NVidia is calling; they want to show you their NForce chipset, which has included optical digital hardware based sound for like 4 years now.

      And for the extra $1000, I'll deal with the wires, thankyouverymuch.

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    13. Re:Poor Apple. by Frac · · Score: 5, Funny

      And for the extra $1000, I'll deal with the wires, thankyouverymuch.

      Really? You'll pay an extra $1000 for a Dell, AND deal with the messy wires?

      You must be a pretty smart guy.

    14. Re:Poor Apple. by Poltras · · Score: 1

      This only means that the MacPro is not meant for you. Check out the iMac in the second alley to your left. Different needs, different products, if you want that Dell, go ahead. Please come again.

    15. Re:Poor Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does every mid-range Dell laptop ($1,000-$1,500) come with Intel Integrated Graphics, make whining noises, overheat, and have a growing battery that breaks out of the back?

    16. Re:Poor Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, it's not a good comparison. The $2499 Mac has 1GB of memory and a 90 day warranty. They configured the Dell with 2GB of memory, and it comes standard with a 3 year warranty.

    17. Re:Poor Apple. by spykemail · · Score: 1

      Go to Dell's site. You can't make the Mac Pro for less than $3000.

    18. Re:Poor Apple. by porcupine8 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ooh, so you pay an extra $250 for AppleCare and $100 for another stick of RAM... That doesn't add up to $1100. Even if you paid the $300 for Apple to upgrade the RAM, it's still several hundred cheaper than the Dell. Nice try, though.

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    19. Re:Poor Apple. by spykemail · · Score: 1

      Nope, and neither does every mid-range Apple laptop.

    20. Re:Poor Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad IBM never put any money marketing their ThinkCentre desktop PC's - they've been designed with tool-less, easy access components for many years now, but they (IBM) were missing Steve Jobs' RDF and thus had to be sold to Lenovo...

    21. Re:Poor Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    22. Re:Poor Apple. by toQDuj · · Score: 2, Informative

      That configuration is not even close.

      Basically, I took your configuration, switched to the right intel processor (5150), added a second processor, increased the hard drive size to make it comparable, increased memory speed to make it comparable, added wireless (not even bluetooth, add another 40), switched to a comparable video card (with 256 Mb thankyouverymuch), and selected a sound card. ... and arrived at a price of 3500 approx.

      Next time, don't even bother trying to make a fool of yourself, mr./mrs. Coward.

      B.

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    23. Re:Poor Apple. by Calculust · · Score: 1

      Or you can build your own, even better computer, for less than the Apple or the Dell!

    24. Re:Poor Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did the same to begin with, but the graphics cards are not equal.

      For the graphics card, I figured 256MB=256MB, but the Dell's first 256MB card is a workstation class card, not an enthusiast class card like the Mac's Geforce 7300GT. Then I checked the street price of each of the base price graphics cards from each company. The street price of the Mac's GeForce 7300 GT is somewhere around $90 , and the street price of the Dell's nVidia Quadro NVS 285 is about $130. Also, the $2499 Mac does not have wireless. If you make the Dell's processors, hard drive, and memory equal to the Mac, select the base graphics card, and add in 1394 and sound, it comes to $3,036. If you then subtract the price difference between the graphics cards, that's $2,996. Now if you add the 3 year service/warranty to the Mac, the Mac comes to $2,748. Sure, there is a difference, but not $1100. I was just pointing out that it wasn't a good comparison, and two comparable systems are certainly not $1100 different.

      They're quite similar. Just choose your favorite, and let the other guys keep theirs. Everyone wins!

      Graphics card prices:
      http://www.nextag.com/nVidia-Quadro-NVS-285/search -html
      http://www.nextag.com/geforce-7300-GT/search-html

    25. Re:Poor Apple. by dan_bethe · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Or you can build your own,...
      Yes, you can.
      ... even better computer...
      No, you can't.
    26. Re:Poor Apple. by PixelScuba · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... the figures there do check out... but I wonder why they didn't compare it to something like the Dell XPS 700. The only difference I can tell from the Mac Config is Two, DualCore instead of one... that and the $200 price difference including a 20" monitor on the Dell. Since no monitor will save you an additional $300 (for a total savings of $500 compared to the Mac Pro) I am left wondering... is a second Dual Core processor worth $500?

      Maybe I'm missing something? Is there a reason why when compared to this system, the Mac Pro doesn't seem like as much of a bargain?

    27. Re:Poor Apple. by qyiet · · Score: 1

      Let me tell you a story: When the macbook pro was announced my apple crazy friend pre-ordered a top of the line one, and spent the intervening time hopping from one foot to the other waiting for it to arrive.

      He got one of the very first ones to make it into the country and unpacked it with glee and delight, and emailed me the day he got it.

      It was only then that I realized that the two laptops I had setup earlier in the week for company directors were approximately the same spec (better in some ways, less in others) and I had purchased them for somewhere between 20 to 30 percent less.

      It got me thinking about all the price comparisons I had seen around the launch date that had shown the macbook pro so favorably and why they hadn't come to pass in reality.

      My conclusion was the comparison of an announced product to an existing one that has been on the market for some time is hardly fair. Kind of like the cheap trick our monopoly teleco over here tried to pull claiming their "announced" plans were "competitive" when compared with other plans around the world that had been in place for some time. (although I feel much more cynical about the motivation of the teleco).

      The maths was right, but the comparison was not (I can't resist) apples with apples.

      -Qyiet

    28. Re:Poor Apple. by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, and you can upgrade the Dell to 64GB of RAM. The Dell can also handle the cooling of those 4 10,000 RPM SATA drives better than the Mac (though I won't argue that with a drive or two, the Mac should be fine). The graphics card on the Dell is better. It's a full tower. There are many reasons why this ain't a fair comparison. The lower end Dell is a better comparison point, but since that could be built to within $200, and that's with the disparate service, etc (and LCD monitor, IIRC) - that's not quite fanfare worthy, so we will just not mention that and pretend "this is not the workstation you are looking for".

      For the record? The Mac Pro looks a very nice box. I'd be very happy with one. But it's utterly disingenuous to claim that a "comparable" Dell box is over $1100 more expensive.

    29. Re:Poor Apple. by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Also, why does every single fucking event have to be SO damn dramatic? When you go to your kitchen and forget what you wanted, is there a Slashdot story the next day that says "Is Leander Kahney starting to lose his mind?" So Steve didn't give a home-run presentation. Big deal.

      BECAUSE Apple, Steve and Apple fans make a big deal about how Steve is the consummate showman, that you go to Apple events to be wow'ed on stage (I mean, if you were really hyped to know the new products, you could sit at home and keep hitting "refresh" on apple.com/store until you see.) So when he turns in an average effort, it's noticeable, because he's set the bar high.

      Personally I think the "value" of this is overhyped - but I will grant him, he definitely does (usually) have the art of performance down.

    30. Re:Poor Apple. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I have some used HP Vectras that come apart just as easily. I can pop open the side, remove the harddrive cage, optical drives, install and replace AGP, PCI, (and on the old ones) ISA cards, and install ram without a screw driver and only in a couple of minutes total. Pretty much every mid to high end "corporate" class PC I have come accross is built in a similar fashion, though for some reason people around here seem to think it's just a Mac thing.

    31. Re:Poor Apple. by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to you but the starting config Mac Pro will ship out faster (1-2 business days) than if you configured the Dell to match the specs.

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    32. Re:Poor Apple. by qyiet · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to you but the starting config Mac Pro will ship out faster (1-2 business days) than if you configured the Dell to match the specs.
      Probably if in the states I could have a Mac Pro tomorrow, however my experience with the Macbook leaves me doubting. Possibly it's just Apple has a lousy distribution system to New Zealand. -Qyiet

    33. Re:Poor Apple. by rgravina · · Score: 1
      Phil Schillers introduction of the Mac Pro was awful

      What are you talking about? His introduction was all about the technology they used and how it enabled them to do certain things with the machine. I was impressed that someone with the title "VP of Marketing" could actually talk about tech like he knew what he was talking about.

      I've seen Steve Jobs try it, but he admits he doesn't understand the tech, everyone has a laugh, and they move on.

      I'd like to see more VPs of Marketing in other tech companies who understand the tech they market to somewhere close to what the engineers do.

      Also, as many others have pointed out, this is a developers conference. The entire audience were developers so the presentation should be targeted at them and not at consumers or the genreal public.

      One area where you may have a point though, is that what he talked about was mainly the specs that developers could probably get from product sheets. However, it's not clear whether or not that was the first time that information was made available. In that case, the presentation was spot on - it let the developers know what kind of specs the high-end Macs would have, and thus what kind of apps they could be making specificially targeted for it.
  3. illness by kris_lang · · Score: 4, Insightful

    maybe it's a recurrence of illness?

    Didn't he have surgery for a tumor?

    1. Re:illness by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 1

      I thought the same thing. I didn't know he'd had a tumor, but when the summary described him as "very thin, almost gaunt", illness is the first thing I thought of. So the guy may be sick, and we're worried about "lackluster" performance at a keynote address.

      Insensitive clods. Get well, Steve.

    2. Re:illness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are the assholes who describe Apple as a petty crap-company the same assholes who hate corporate-global culture or are they different assholes? I guess it doesn't matter since they are all assholes.

    3. Re:illness by bommai · · Score: 4, Informative

      He had a rare form of curable Pancreatic Cancer. He was operated on two years ago. One thing about cancer (no matter what type it is) - you cannot predict 100% that it won't come back. May be he is ill and may be they are preparing for other people to take over keynotes and other duties. I watched the keynote and he did not have the usual energy. He looked emaciated. His walk was terrible. He has not looked well in a while. He looked even worse back when he introduced the intel Mac Mini and the iPod HiFi.

    4. Re:illness by KingDaveRa · · Score: 1

      I saw him walk out, and within seconds of him hobbling onto the stage, I thought 'he looks really ill'. He looks incredibly thin and unwell. I think the big grey beard doesn't help him much, but even so, he doesn't look well at all.

      Get well soon Steve, if you are ill. I want to be sucked back into that reality distortion field!

    5. Re:illness by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      OR he had an awful cold/indigestion/explosive diarrhea. Who knows.

    6. Re:illness by bommai · · Score: 1

      The only difference is that I have seen him progressive deteriorate. When I saw him at Macworld in Jan, he was significantly better. However, I saw him twice more and he looked worse. Now he is even worse. A cold/indigestion/short term illness does not do this.

  4. I dont get why should we get 'excited' by unity100 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    about new stuff ? new technology ?

    Are there really people whose heartbeat rises when some new tech is introduced ? Wasnt that a thing that is of the long-gone 70s-80s now ? Dont we just use something if we find it useful and dont use, if we dont, and thats that ?

    1. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by fohat · · Score: 5, Funny

      You must be new here?

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    2. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by adisakp · · Score: 2, Informative

      No new features?

      How about Time Machine? This is a very user friendly backup concept. Imagine a normal user performing backups on Windows. How hard is it to save off apps that rewrite 1,000 entries in your registry? Heck your average user has no idea where to find and backup his e-mail:

      If you're using Outlook, they're in: C:\Documents and Settings\username\Local Settings\Application Data\Microsoft\Outlook

      If you're using Outlook Express, they're in: C:\Documents and Settings\username\Local Settings\Application Data\Identities\{45E80F8D-E0D8-48D0-B459-408C2E2F8 7C8}\Microsoft\Outlook Express

      That is unless you've modified (either on purpose or accidentally) some obscure registry keys that redirect these files.

    3. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by unity100 · · Score: 1

      That is but a software stuff. The new 'innovations' that are publicised that much are always more heavy on the hardware side

    4. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      Imagine a normal user performing backups on Windows.

      It's not hard to imagine at all! Accessories-->System Tools-->Backup has run an idiot-friendly wizard to perform backups for years now on Windows.

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    5. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Q1: Yes, gamers.

      Q2: Most certainly not.

      Q3: [parsing error]

    6. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by Aladrin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are you serious? Of course we exist. $450 cell phones like the Sony k800 wouldn't exist without people like us. (I just bought one ... SO can't wait for it to arrive.)

      It's new enough that there aren't many user reviews, and yet I just bought one on the specs. Because I -must- have it. It's new, it's neat, and it's MINE!

      It's the same with OS features. I switched to Linux for the features, not more than 6 months ago. I still keep WinXP for some of my recalcitrant games, but KDE is my desktop now. (Yay Kubuntu!) What features? The KIO Slaves, like Fish. That thing's awesome. And 1 killer app: Yakuake. Best. Console. EVAR.

      So yeah, we exist.

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    7. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by doti · · Score: 1
      Are there really people whose heartbeat rises when some new tech is introduced?


      I felt that way when Vim 7.0 was released with yummy yummy nice new features.
      Oh, and Google Earth for Linux too.
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    8. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      Actually, Windows has had a similar feature for years called Volume Shadow Copies. Unfortunately, it required a server version of Windows to operate, and didn't have the nifty user interface, but it was there.

    9. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Are there really people whose heartbeat rises when some new tech is introduced ?

      Yes and more so when the stock price rises too.

      Unfortunatley, we aren't seeing $90 Apple shares anytime too (which I was hoping for yesterday)

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    10. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by hackstraw · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Are there really people whose heartbeat rises when some new tech is introduced ?

      Yes. Although, the drama is slowing down.

      People's heartbeat rises when some new cars are introduced. Cars are pretty common and standard now, but there are still times when new models and/or features are introduced and people go nuts.

      I used to go nuts when every beta release of Netscape came out. I would wake up early in the morning and download it from a california server from the east coast so I could get into the FTP server and to get a good transfer rate. Now, I just use the default browser that comes with my OS, and when an update or feature is added, and thats few and far between, I say, wow, thats nice, why did it take them so long?

      Now, this slashdot drama about Steve Jobs is probably sensationalized a bit, but as far as desktop computing goes, Apple has it down. I've used kazillions of desktop GUI environments, and I will say that the OS X environment at least wins because it annoys me the least. I've used KDE, Gnome, OL(V)WM, CDE, Windows 3.1->XP, FVWM, TWM, Afterstep, Window Maker, Apple //s, Macs from 84-present, and I'm sure a few others. But as any industry matures, the number of choices diminishes, and the real differences between them are not that big of a difference.

      Personally, I'm glad that reboots and crashes are not an integral part of computer usage. I see that the computer market may stagnate for a while, and then, like cars today, there may be a new uprising where there are other options available to fit ones personality and fashion interests, but for the most part, computers, like cars, are just tools. Pretty much a dime a dozen, but if you want to impress your friends and enemies, you can get a more fancy, newer, niche computer, and like a car, your friends will say, "Ooh, thats cool", and your enemies will say "He just got that to compensate for _____", and yeah, both will be right :)

    11. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by spxero · · Score: 1

      you mean the SonyEricsson? It's a joint venture for both companies: sony brings global consumer markets to the table(and maybe a little design), ericsson brings the phone to the table. I've had both Ericsson and SonyEricsson, and the only thing that changed in between phones (besides being a different phone) was that it had 'SonyEricsson' printed on it. User interface was the same, utilities were the same, etc. I think the Sony- side of the venture is helping out now a little more (especially with cameras), but it's still predominantly Ericsson with a little sony thrown in.

    12. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by Listen+Up · · Score: 0, Troll

      about new stuff ? new technology ?

      Yes

      Are there really people whose heartbeat rises when some new tech is introduced ?

      Yes

      Wasnt that a thing that is of the long-gone 70s-80s now ?

      No

      Dont we just use something if we find it useful and dont use, if we dont, and thats that ?

      No

      You must be one boring fucking person. If there not something if life that excites you, then life isn't worth living. For the truly intelligent, new and interesting technologies are always exciting.

    13. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by mspohr · · Score: 1
      Really?... I can't find it on WinXP (home).

      Accessories -> System Tools -> ??? no backup!!!

      I searched the "Help and Support Center" for "Backup" and "back up" and all it gave me was "System Restore", Backing up and restoring licenses, and "managing your computer's performance". (The system restore entry tells me that I should back up my files but doesn't tell me how to do it.)

      Full-text search and Microsoft KB results were even more obtuse.

      I'd really like to have a backup utility... please tell me where I can find it. Microsoft thinks it's important (but not important enough to actually include a utility to do it.)

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    14. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by adisakp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Windows Backup is not installed on the Home Edition of XP that ships by default on 90% of users' new computers. Plus if you order from Dell or somewhere nice like that, they don't give you an installation CD to install the program (which on the MS website they tell you to hunt down Ntbackup.msi on the CD and run it to install). Plus it does back-up's by folder (which means knowing where the obscure stuff is if it's not in your My documents). Plus it doesn't do selective registry backup and restore... etc.

      In otherwords, it's good for saving your "My Documents" folder after you've bothered to install it.

    15. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Well, it's a Cybershot camera phone, so Sony brings a little more than the market to the table on this one. (Good thing, too, cuz the last sonyericsson phone I had was garbage.)

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    16. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, it required a server version of Windows to operate, and didn't have the nifty user interface, but it was there.


      Since the majority of Windows users don't run a server version of Windows (AFAIK WinXP is not a 'server version' of anything), for most people it wasn't (and isn't) there.

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    17. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by amliebsch · · Score: 2, Informative
      Good point. I forgot that it's only installed by default in XP Professional and derivatives.

      If you have your XP home CD, you should be able to install it, howerer. Run X:\VALUEADD\MSFT\NTBACKUP.msi where X:\ refers to your CD-ROM drive-letter.

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    18. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by sottitron · · Score: 1
      Are there really people whose heartbeat rises when some new tech is introduced?
      Yes there are.
    19. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by unity100 · · Score: 1

      I am a gamer, and a hardcore one to boot, since 1982, but, i cant see anything exciting about 'new consoles' or 'new vga cards' etc. They always get better and better.

      What are exciting are the games.

    20. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      That's not the point, really. Apple's presentation made a big deal about how others (presumably, Microsoft) copies OSX, and then proceded to list off a bunch of features that Microsoft and othes have had in their OS for years (Time Machine, Spaces, To-do lists in email, network searching, Web widgets, etc..).

      In fact, the only feature I saw that was "new" was their user interface for Time Machine (that was neat).

    21. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by TheGreek · · Score: 3, Funny
      If you have your XP home CD, you should be able to install it, howerer. Run X:\VALUEADD\MSFT\NTBACKUP.msi where X:\ refers to your CD-ROM drive-letter.
      Excellent. That's a lot simpler and more intuitive than Apple's solution.

      Thank you.
    22. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intuitive!

    23. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by spykemail · · Score: 1

      Apple made no claim its own features were innovative, though their interfaces and integration certainly were. Microsoft constantly talks about innovation, but it doesn't even succeed in creating new interfaces for the features it steals directly from OS X.

      It's the difference between putting a new spin on a well liked feature and copy and pasting features from your main competitor.

      Everyone here who thinks Apple isn't going to be announcing a new hardware product before the spring is crazy. With Microsoft and others breathing down their necks it would be business suicide to reveal details about a new iPod (or anything that doesn't require a large number of developers - like a desktop or OS) early.

      As for Leopard, with Vista coming out near the same time Apple is protecting itself from xeroxing as well as saving buzz engine power for when it's actually needed.

    24. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by nytes · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the part about "News for nerds" in this site's motto?

      Or did a joke just go flying over my head without my noticing?

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    25. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by kaytodaizzik · · Score: 1
      Two things:

      1) Virtual Desktops are fucking sweet; Leander Kahney is such a square.

      2) Granted, the system as a whole looks slick, and Jobs said he was keeping some new features "top secret" to stop Microsoft from copying them. But the sneak peek just confirmed what we already know: OS X is so mature and polished, major system upgrades are more about tweaks than big new functions. (Yeah, I know there's a lot of technical wizardry under the hood, but that's for the geeks).

      Translation: "The WWDC just didn't do it for me. I mean I know OS X is awesome and all that but next time can't they throw me a bone and fit in some fireworks or something? Wah."

      How is this newsworthy?

    26. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by unity100 · · Score: 1

      Nay.

      I wouldnt think no nerd, after 20 years of tech-meal, would be still hungry enough to get excited over a small innovation that a company does.

    27. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by adisakp · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you have your XP home CD, you should be able to install it.

      Bzzzt... most computers shipping XP home don't come with the CD - only a restore to original image program taking up a hidden partition on the HD. Think Dell, Gateway, HP etc. These users don't have backup and can't install it. :(

  5. Speaking of thing to yawn at... by Kaellenn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't I read this exact same article following every one of Steve Jobs' keynote speeches?

    Has he "lost the magic" or is it just impossible for any man or any company to live up to the incredible hype the technology media puts on Apple and Jobs?

    1. Re:Speaking of thing to yawn at... by thewhitefedora · · Score: 1

      I agree. Jobs can let a pin drop without everyone and there mother saying something about it.

    2. Re:Speaking of thing to yawn at... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think you're right, but I also think that this is a little more vitriolic than previous articles on how Apple launches don't excite anymore. Yes, there is no new iPod (did anyone see that coming when it was announced anyway?). Yes, there is no new Mac like product, and we won't see advertising to match it either. But is that really surprising? Do these people really expect that Apple will release every year a new, ground breaking product? Is every conference going to be life-changing? Of course not. Yet judging from the article, that seems to be exactly what's expected.

      You know, to me, this sounds simply like this specific journalist drank too much of his own kool-aid, and is disappointed that Apple and Jobs don't live up to the hype that he probably created himself in earlier articles. And now he is frustrated, and vents his frustration in a meaningless articles. Kinda reminds me of how the Spice girls fell. First everyone loved them. Then, suddenly everyone hated them, even though their music really hadn't changed. I think the same thing might happen to Apple and Jobs if they make even minor missteps. Everyone will be so happy to make some new predictions that they'll be announcing the emperor's nakedness even before the emperor is on the street.

      Personally, I'll just enjoy what Apple is doing so far. The iPod is great, and while I'd love the full-screen iPod if it ever comes to pass, I'm happy to wait for it. Same with a MacBook that doesn't burn and can play Spore.

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    3. Re:Speaking of thing to yawn at... by Malchor · · Score: 1

      Then again, as has been mentioned in several other Apple stories, this is the Worldwide Developers Conference. Developers aren't going to excited about the lasted iPod, or new iMac model. From what I've seen, it's been the kind of things developers might be interested in. Let's wait for Mac World before sounding the death knells for Apple. (Again)

    4. Re:Speaking of thing to yawn at... by kerry-buckley · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Do these people really expect that Apple will release every year a new, ground breaking product?
      Especially when in this particular year they've managed to move their entire product line to a completely different CPU architecture. Now that's done, I expect they're going to have more time for the one more things that really get people excited.
    5. Re:Speaking of thing to yawn at... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Jobs can [sic] let a pin drop without everyone and there [sic] mother saying something about it.

      Your not to brite.

    6. Re:Speaking of thing to yawn at... by rhkaloge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I bet the article was written like two weeks ago with blank spaces for mentions of what he did announce. Then spend the next two weeks building up the talk so there is no way it will meet expectactions and BLAMMO! you're a Mac hater with street cred.

    7. Re:Speaking of thing to yawn at... by binary+paladin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, this dude's a jackass.

      I think the main problem is that the Intel announcement last year was a huge announcement. However, being a developer's conference it was the most appropriate time, place and crowd to make that announcement since they're the ones that were really going to have to deal with the transition. That simple.

      They're not going to top the Intel announcement any time soon for pure shock value. It just ain't happening. Not because Apple is out of cool stuff, but because changing architectures every year would be absolute madness and nothing short of that is gonna get people freaking out like the Intel switch.

      However, since it was a developer's conference I was also hoping for them to bump the MacBook Pros up to Core 2 Duos. Virtual desktops make me happy though. (Woohoo!) And frankly, the longer they wait to announce the update to Core 2 Duo (within reason anyway) the longer I have before I shell out more money on something I really don't *need.*

    8. Re:Speaking of thing to yawn at... by dave562 · · Score: 1
      Don't I read this exact same article following every one of Steve Jobs' keynote speeches?

      Yes. And I read something to the effect of, "Apple to unveil supah sekrit only rumored about new SpiffyTech (tm) at next conference." preceeding every keynote speech.

  6. thin and gaunt by wardk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    didn't/doesn't Jobs have a health issue he's dealing with? that could explain his appearance.

    it's too bad he didn't have a flying mokey to release for the gawkers wanting a mac-gasm. guess we'll just have to live with a reliable, stable system.

    1. Re:thin and gaunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    2. Re:thin and gaunt by atrocious+cowpat · · Score: 2, Informative
      "it's too bad he didn't have a flying mokey to release for the gawkers wanting a mac-gasm."
      Well, at least there apparently was a collective dev-gasm (if you can trust Ms. Xeni "BoingBoing" Jardin):

      "[Mac Pro] be based on intel Xeon chipset. [...] Every Mac Pro will have two of them -- quad Xeons. (much orgasmic ooooohing in audience). 2.1x faster than quad g5. Twice as fast as the machine it replaces. 1.6x faster on specfp floating point. Xcode runs 1.8 times faster on new Mac Pro. Dual 1.33 Ghz front-side buses, delivering 21 GB/s. Memory: up to 16GB memory. Twice as wide as powermac g5 and faster. Less cooling systems, we gain lots of space, so four hard drive bays can fit. (entire audience just came, more orgasmic screams). "
      (Link).

      :-)
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    3. Re:thin and gaunt by zoomzit · · Score: 2, Informative

      I actually saw Steve Jobs today on the Apple Campus. I didn't talk to him or anything, I was just waiting in line at Caffe Mac, and he was next to me in the trademark black shirt and blue jeans. He isn't looking thin and gaunt in person. Maybe there is something up with the lighting or something when he presented, I don't know.

    4. Re:thin and gaunt by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Less cooling systems, we gain lots of space, so four hard drive bays can fit.

      Is it just me or is this counterintuitive/productive?

      "We need less cooling in the case. Ooh, more space. What can we put in there? I know! Four 10,000 RPM hard drives!" - because of course four drives won't generate any heat, right?

    5. Re:thin and gaunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Glad to hear that and thanks for posting. I had been worried that his cancer was more serious than he had let on (which, given his responsibilities, wouldn't be surprising). Hope he stays well.

  7. Steve is overrated by chrisxkelley · · Score: 1

    I dont really care if the keynote was or was not impressive. I sat at my computer last night looking at the sneak preview of leopard and to be honest, it looks really cool. Its about time they have multiple desktops- and finally the chance to use remote desktop without paying $300 for the program. MSN has been doing that for a long time.

    1. Re:Steve is overrated by wealthychef · · Score: 1
      Its about time they have multiple desktops

      A search at versiontracker.com for virtual desktops revealed Desktop Manager, You Control Desktops, and virtue desktops

      - and finally the chance to use remote desktop without paying $300 for the program.

      How about OSXvnc and Chicken of the VNC?

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  8. Business as Ususal? by thogard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Doesn't this follow his trend for last quarter century? When he has to prove something to the board or other people in the company he can pull off some impressive stuff. Once he is crowned king of the company, his performance slips. He's done this with apple how many times? And there is a chain of other companies he has also done it with. I'm guessing the next cool stuff he does will be with Disney since he sill has to prove himself there.

    1. Re:Business as Ususal? by Moqui · · Score: 1

      And this is different from any executive, at any company, how?

    2. Re:Business as Ususal? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Define performance. I think that if you look at the actual numbers, what people don't realize is that you can't have 30%-100% growth all the time. At some point, Jobs will have turned the company around, and it will slip back to more reasonable, single-digit growth rates. And there is nothing wrong with that.

      I've seen this with a number of companies. People start to believe that a temporary blip, like the introduction of the iPod and Apple's subsequent explosive growth in revenue, is forever. Then they get pissed when they find out it isn't, and blame it on obvious incompetence by management. Instead, the problem lies strictly with vastly exaggerated expectations. Remember the little blurb about past performance not predicting future performance? It's there for a reason.

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    3. Re:Business as Ususal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? Why can't you have 30%-100% growth all the time? If Apple made $10 billion annual profit in 2000, it's not insane to think they could be making $640 billion annual profit today -- that's at 100% growth. No reason 30%-100% year in year out shouldn't be possible.

    4. Re:Business as Ususal? by thogard · · Score: 1

      He seems to lose his product delivery charisma after the point where he no longer has to explain himself to the board. In the past it has gotten him fired. Most big name CEOs today don't seem to have anything at all to answer to when it comes to the board but Jobs has been in the situation where he appears to be almost sucking up to the board.

  9. People should be ashamed by Nanite · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One of the hardest working Companies in the computer industry, trying to make your experience genuinely better, and some people still aren't impressed. Go wait with baited breath about what Dell is doing if you're that underwhelmed. The lines aren't nearly as long!

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    1. Re:People should be ashamed by thelost · · Score: 4, Interesting

      unfortunately when you do something well you rarely get praise for it, people generally say 'well thats great, so what's next'. Peoples expectations of Apple are so high these days that when Jobs doesn't pull a full formed iBaby out of his ass they cry fowl.

      Personally I did find his key-speech lacking, but I just think that they were being cautious because they are waiting to release the big guns next spring. I personally think it will have something to do with making sure Vista comes out stillborn, but that's just my take.

      yeah, nice imagery huh.

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    2. Re:People should be ashamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the hell is this "insightful?" This is more rose-coloured glasses drivel from a textbook-definition fanboy.

      Apple is a COMPANY. They have done many things just as badly and evilly as Microsoft. Even at Microsoft there are people who genuinely believe that they are "trying to make your experience genuinely better"--do you honestly think Ballmer is sitting in his office surrounded by his Imperial Guards cooking up more schemes to make Windows even more painful? I know...Vista...but, I don't believe that it's a deliberate attempt at misery, more the misguided thrashings about of a company that wants to do better but has no IDEA how. And maybe...just MAYBE, now that Apple has recycled all of NeXT's innovations, they too are in the same spot. Coming up with desktop fluff is not "innovation", it's the same kind of gee-whiz distractions Microsoft was using back in the 90's. Virtual Desktops? Come on.

      Apple "just being Apple" is not reason enough to exempt them from criticism, whether deserved or not.

    3. Re:People should be ashamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Go wait with baited breath

      That's bated, as in suspended. Baited breath would just be weird.

    4. Re:People should be ashamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > they cry fowl.

      Foul, dammit. Crying fowl'd be like ... dunno, clucking like chickens?

    5. Re:People should be ashamed by Penguin+Programmer · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      For me, Virtual Desktops in OSX would be a killer feature. They're one thing that, for me, would make OSX far more usable (as in, I might be able to use it for more than 30 seconds without wanting to break something). Hell, they may even make the OSX interface nice to use!

    6. Re:People should be ashamed by Americano · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Once you do something exceedingly well, people start expecting you to do that all the time, even if it's not reasonable to expect genre-defining, life-changing product releases every 6 months.

      Or, put another way... Murphy's Laws of Combat, Rule 28:

      If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share of objectives to take.
    7. Re:People should be ashamed by OhBoy! · · Score: 1

      Peoples expectations of Apple are so high these days that when Jobs doesn't pull a full formed iBaby out of his ass they cry fowl.

      Are you saying they would have preferred if he pulled a fully formed iPidgeon out of his ass?

    8. Re:People should be ashamed by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

      I think there are at least 3 third party implementations out there right now. Searcher, Google thyself.

    9. Re:People should be ashamed by No.+24601 · · Score: 1

      unfortunately when you do something well you rarely get praise for it, people generally say 'well thats great, so what's next'.

      Replace "people" with "stock holders" and you are dead on why smart investors like Warren Buffett have said speculation can be bad since it only focuses on growth and not on profits. As long as profits are strong, Apple is doing better than they were before IMHO. Speculators require the kind of never-ending growth that is unsustainable in reality.

    10. Re:People should be ashamed by Nanite · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... I think you're giving Microsoft WAY too much credit. Ballmer isn't sitting in his office think of evil ways to make Windows more painful, you're right about that. But I bet you he's not thinking about bettering your computer experience either. It's just Windows, It's always Windows. Not much changes as far as usibility is concerned. However, I can think of serveral things in MacOSX that has genuinely made my experience better (expose, bonjour, etc.)

      And how is virtual desktops and automatic back-ups 'just fluff'? These are things that *need* to be in an OS and I'm glad Apple is using it's resources to make it happen. Mac OSX keeps getting better. Windows... Well I'm just glad I jumped that ship a few years ago.

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    11. Re:People should be ashamed by conigs · · Score: 1

      I'll save him the trouble:
      VirtueDesktops (free, built off Desktop Manager below)
      CodeTek Virtual Desktop Pro ($40)
      Desktop Manager (free, no longer in development?)

      Though the virtual Desktops in Leopard look to be far more elegant.

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    12. Re:People should be ashamed by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

      Never save anyone the trouble of googling, lest you become their search bitch. I'd feel retarded if someone had to spoonfeed me such easily attainable information.

    13. Re:People should be ashamed by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      ... and it's shitting ... today!

    14. Re:People should be ashamed by univgeek · · Score: 1

      As I read somewhere,

      "The problem with walking on water is that people expect you to go across the river to get milk the next morning."

      If anyone can find the exact quote/attribution it'd be great.

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  10. Wired has no magic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wired is boring and annoying and has been for years... I wouldn't worry about Apple, I don't own a Mac and just reading the keynote feed over the Internet got me excited so I guess the author is just jaded.

  11. Hey, let's jump to conclusions by +Majere+ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The company can't come out with an awesome new toy every 3-6 months. Steve and Co. just had nothing to talk about, and anyways it's the WWDC. It's for developers and there were tons of new developer centric stuff Obj-C 2.0, XCode 3.0, a preview of Leopard (which I think the big things are still be held close to their chest, don't want to promise stuff like Vista and just have it trimmed every month). Wait til near Christmas, because you know there will be a new iPod or something for the masses to drool over.

  12. He makes himself a tough act to follow but by postbigbang · · Score: 1

    Consider the recasting of things like the Darwin/kernel source back to something similar to OSS, the virtualization bits, easier to use Leopard, and so on.

    Jobs isn't the techno leader in the industry, just like Gates isn't (he's the best follower).

    The innovation that comes from Apple happens in fits and spurts, mostly to augment the fall buying season. I think there's more up their sleeves.

    And so, a yawner from Jobs is insignificant.

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  13. Virtual desktops for teh win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Maybe you aren't excited by virtual desktops. I have them at home on my Linux desktops, and at work where I have to use Windows I miss them.

    If you use Windows or a Mac and you are using some utility to get virtual desktops, what do you use and how well does it work?

    1. Re:Virtual desktops for teh win by docdoc · · Score: 1

      On OSX, the best one I've found is Desktop Manager.

    2. Re:Virtual desktops for teh win by jcern · · Score: 1

      I use CodeTek's Virtual Desktop for OSX. It works well and allows you to choose the number of desktops available. It also works pretty well with multiple monitors - you switch desktops on monitors independently of the other. It's the next best thing to having it built into the os.

    3. Re:Virtual desktops for teh win by Valthan · · Score: 1

      The Virtual Desktop Manager Windows Powertoy works alright, still not as nice as the Linux one, and it does use a little more resources than I would like, but that is MS is it not?

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    4. Re:Virtual desktops for teh win by trianglecat · · Score: 1

      I played with VirtualDesktop Pro for a bit. Does what it says. There is also a free beta program called Desktop manager that looks promising.

    5. Re:Virtual desktops for teh win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Desktop Manager every single day - to make Windows users cry that it works so nice and Linux users cry at the cool transitions (Oh, and to get 8 workspaces set up for all my different little jobs - Word Process in one, iTunes in another, web, email, etc). It has been rock solid since I started using it almost a year ago. Sounds like Steve has decided that codetek has been making too much cash - like when they announced the Dashboard and killed Konfabulator

    6. Re:Virtual desktops for teh win by bonito · · Score: 1

      I use goScreen and it works nearly perfect (and its cheap either)

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    7. Re:Virtual desktops for teh win by rco3 · · Score: 1

      OS X: Virtue Desktops. It's an improved fork (I think) of Desktop Manager, gets regular attention and updates, and if you've got a MacBook or MacBook Pro you can do the "smackbook" thing where tapping the side of your macbook switches desktops. Still not as flexible as my Linux boxen, but prettier and beats the hell out of the crappy MS PowerToy one.

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  14. I thought this was bussiness? by GodInHell · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Apple wants to make money not toys, Duh.

    Mac addicts need to remember that as their obession continues to go mainstream it's going to loose some of that "cool" in exchange for some of that "dependable, useful, ruggeded, trustworthy" crap.

    -GiH

    1. Re:I thought this was bussiness? by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      It would help if Mac stopped releasing adverts which are trying to maintain that "cool", which unfortunately instead are actually "irritating", "stupid" and "fundamentally untrue".

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    2. Re:I thought this was bussiness? by aesiamun · · Score: 1

      example...?

    3. Re:I thought this was bussiness? by GodInHell · · Score: 1
      The PC v. Mac commercials are good examples.


      When was the last time you needed to read a manual to boot a PC? Those comercials are about 10 years behind the times. Sure, PCs still freeze marginally more often than Macs, but that has more to do with Virues and an Overabundance of bad software than the machine itself. While the Mac is more likely to come pre-loaded with pretty software, most of the stuff a person will actually use (aka Microsoft Word) can be pre-installed on your PC, and the rest of the crap (ex: Image Archival tools) are built into the OS. So what.. Mac's have Itunes? Great.. my PC comes pre-loaded with Media Player 10 that includes links to 10 different software download sites. I should be glad that Mac is trying to force me to use thier online music store?

      I suppose we should be glad their PR guy didn't call it an "IBM" computer..

      That being said, I picked up an iBook last year, and it's a very solid piece of hardware. These machines have it where it counts, I just wish the advertisements would emphasize that, might help justifying the additional expense to the parents of all those college kids Apple is trying to attract with thier stupid campaign.

      -GiH

    4. Re:I thought this was bussiness? by aesiamun · · Score: 1

      Those advertisements are meant for you and me, they are meant for my mom, grandmother, aunt, and virtually every woman over 50 in my life who owns a computer. They are the ones who call me asking questions, they read the manual...before starting their computer.

      They really don't like too many choices, they like things that work...WMP10 + Napster/Rhapsody/Walmart/virgin is just confusing...ITunes + ITMS is just there...simple. Maybe Zune + ZMS or whatever it's called will be that simplicity that is needed...but there's nothing simple about what's currently there...especially the lack of consistency (this album I can subscribe to, this I can't, this is listed but I can't do anything because the record company doesn't want it distributed, etc)...said women above would be so confused by these.

      While you picked up an Ibook last year, the current stack of macintels are much more competitively priced with other more lifestyle type systems (alienware, etc). The mac pro, even more so...

    5. Re:I thought this was bussiness? by aesiamun · · Score: 1

      *Those advertisements are meant for you and me*

      s/are/aren't

  15. It's obvious by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    Steve isn't going to waste exciting things on Developers for pete's sake - he's saving the insta-boner stuff for the Consumers. Excite Developers too much and you end up with a music video of a sweaty fat guy, or Kai's Power Tools.

    I think we can all agree we don't want either.

    1. Re:It's obvious by slantyyz · · Score: 1

      While Kai's Power Tools does have super-sucky usability, it really did some cool stuff back in the day.

      I remember in 1995, when there was actually a MacWorld show in Toronto (!), seeing a seminar presented by Kai Krause. That guy was just as engaging as the Steve, and some of the demos that he did with KPT (which seem pretty lame by today's standards) had the crowd ooh-ing and aah-ing much like a typical Macworld keynote hosted by Jobs.

      The big deal back in those days were PDAs - the General Magic guys were showing some interesting stuff off there. Also this weird talk about "intelligent agents"... I'm still waiting for those to really take off (ahem).

  16. Having played catch up, its no so easy to impress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having played catch up, its no so easy to impress any more.

    Virtual Desktops? Unix and Windows have had those for years.

    etc.

    Finally, maybe, just maybe people will wake up and realise that Apples are just computers and not
    magically better because they are not Microsoft.

  17. Developer's Conference by mccalli · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's the developer's conference, not the consumer "Let's show shiny things" conference or special event. Some of the new stuff would be interesting only to devs, and I imagine some new Apple toys were deliberately not presented in this forum.

    Cheers,
    Ian

    1. Re:Developer's Conference by pNutz · · Score: 1

      It's the developer's conference, not the consumer "Let's show shiny things" conference or special event.

      That would explain the strictly technical format and lack of ceremony for this event. Obviously the unveilings were just meant for the eggheads.

      --
      Death and danger are my various breads and various butters.
  18. No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He merely lost his black turtleneck and a sock. It is expected he will have found both when he gets his laundry back from the cleaners.

  19. Lost his magic? by C3c6e6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, O.K., this year's Keynote was not as spectacular as it used to be, but then again, it's just a business presentation!

    The Wired article reads like it's a review for a theatre play or a movie screening. In my opinion, if you're the CEO of an multinational computer company and people are talking about your latest presentation this way, you definitely haven't lost your magic.

  20. They're just learning from the pros by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hey, did you ever see a MS presentation? It's usually just a bunch of "gee, what else did you copy this time?" yawns.

    Quite frankly, why must every presentation of Apple be a revelation, while it's quite ok that the rest of the industry shows us what we already knew and loved from free systems? I'm the last person to jump onto the Apple hype (I refuse to buy any of the pricy designer stuff that does essentially what my low cost and just as good stuff does), but I don't consider it fair to expect Apple to reinvent the wheel and make everyone go "ohhhh" in awe while it's quite acceptable that competitors do bland presentations routinely and it's ok.

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    1. Re:They're just learning from the pros by Millenniumman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Microsoft presentations boring? What is boring about seeing a billionaire jump around and scream on stage? Or shout your job title fourteen times?

      And as far as Apple being "pricy designer stuff that does the same thing as cheap stuff", it is not. Yes, you can get the same functionality out of them, but you can also get the same functionality out of a luxury car and a bicycle. Mac OS X provides an intuitive interface that makes it easy to do what you want. Beyond that, the Jobs's claim about Dell being $1000 more is correct.

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    2. Re:They're just learning from the pros by nick.ian.k · · Score: 1

      Worst analogy ever. Bicycles require extra physical extertion to go from A to B, but are among the most efficient machines known to man, and the exertion is beneficial. Dells, on the other hand...

    3. Re:They're just learning from the pros by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, you can get the same functionality out of them, but you can also get the same functionality out of a luxury car and a bicycle.

      Your analogy makes Mac users sound even more retarded than they are.
  21. MacOS 8.6 by lymond01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I remember when 8.6 came out. He toted it as a "Whole New Macintosh!" when, to most users, it just meant that, when you viewed the contents of a folder, the rows alternated colors for easier reading.

    I'd rather be underwhelmed and content, than overwhelmed, just to fall farther down.

  22. It's A Developers Conference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe it was kinda dull to the author because it was a developers conference. From TFA, the author didn't understand the applause on speed improvements and the technical under-the-hood wizardry. As a developer, you get why that was important and you get excited about it. I guess its the difference between being a journalist and being an engineer/computer scientist. We actually get excited about the geeky things.

    1. Re:It's A Developers Conference by qkw · · Score: 0

      That said, the largest cheer was for "redundant power supplies" in the xserve. Maybe they should have saved that one untill last to give the show a bit of a climax.

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      ---- Design. Invent. Cheese.
  23. Magic Mai Tai by tnk1 · · Score: 1

    Granted, keynotes are a major showplace for Steve Jobs, and he puts a lot of work into them, sometimes that work doesn't come off, or he's just not feeling well. (Or the products are boring, no matter what he says about them). That doesn't mean the magic is gone, it just means that it's on vacation, having a drink with a little umbrella in it.

  24. HOW ABOUT A NICE BUCKET OF CANCER? by defile · · Score: 2, Informative

    I wondered if Jobs, who was treated for cancer last year, was sick. Was he sharing presentation duties to save energy? When I saw Jobs introducing the iPod Hi-Fi at Apple's headquarters in late February, about five months ago, it looked to me like he was tiring quickly and was glad to get it over.

    Gosh, I wonder if his fight with cancer has anything to do with him feeling sick.

    Way to ignore pertinent facts to make a story.

    1. Re:HOW ABOUT A NICE BUCKET OF CANCER? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bucket of cancer? Seriously, wtf?

    2. Re:HOW ABOUT A NICE BUCKET OF CANCER? by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      No thanks, I've already eaten.

      --
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    3. Re:HOW ABOUT A NICE BUCKET OF CANCER? by lightning01 · · Score: 1

      His cancer was "cured" with surgery and radiation therapy. Having been though the same, I doubt he feels any effects from that now. The possibility the cancer spread is present, but quarterly monitoring will usually turn that up - and in his case the cancer was caught very early on reducing the likelyhood that it had a chance to spread. It's unlikely his appearance is related to his original illness/treatment.

    4. Re:HOW ABOUT A NICE BUCKET OF CANCER? by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      Depending on how much radiation he had, though, and where it was located, that can cause a whole bucket of problems on its own. Thyroid problems, heart problems, secondary cancers - that's just off the top of my head, the things I know I have to watch for from radiation. I don't even know what problems it could cause near the pancreas. So while it's doubtful that he'd still be tired etc from the radiation, he might be having some secondary issues. Or it could be totally unrelated.

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  25. Wow! Not *THE* Leander Kahney! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Who?

    I know this has been asked many times before, but at what point did the opinion of dumbarses on blogs become "news"?

    (Yeah, I know there's a lot of technical wizardry under the hood, but that's for the geeks).

    What part of "developer's conference" did you not understand, dickhead?

    Apple's head of marketing, Phil Schiller, is the most relaxed of the bunch and has his own cuddly charm.

    Hey, I'm as infected by Shillermania as the next Machead, but cuddly?

    The whole article reads like a MySpace posting by a 14 year old girl disappointed by the first experience with her latest 40 year old beau.

    1. Re:Wow! Not *THE* Leander Kahney! by DuncanE · · Score: 4, Funny

      Man.. despite being totally correct you are gonna get modded six feet under, but I think I have a new fav slashdot quote ;-)

      "The whole article reads like a MySpace posting by a 14 year old girl disappointed by the first experience with her latest 40 year old beau."

    2. Re:Wow! Not *THE* Leander Kahney! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I know. Any negative assessment of any news or article is modded flamebait these days. Geez, I never even use the Flamebait mod because I find it a waste of mod points.

    3. Re:Wow! Not *THE* Leander Kahney! by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      Since when did a published (both online and in print) Wired news column become "dumbarses on blogs"?

    4. Re:Wow! Not *THE* Leander Kahney! by bancho · · Score: 1

      Damn man, I wish I had some mod points for you. Aside from the basic truth that last quote is a scream.

    5. Re:Wow! Not *THE* Leander Kahney! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Since volume #1, issue #1

    6. Re:Wow! Not *THE* Leander Kahney! by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Not quite. Any negative assessment of the "blogosphere" and its attempts at "journalism" are.

      Negative assessment of mainstream news is accepted and encouraged, as it passively or actively encourages "the long tail" of the "2.0" "blogosphere" and "new media".

    7. Re:Wow! Not *THE* Leander Kahney! by 4_Scythe · · Score: 0

      It's not so much that the linked ARTICLE is news, but Apple's WWDC 06 Keynote certainly is, as a TOPIC. I've always thought of Slashdot articles kinda like a Debate - present a topic, provide a bit of background (the article) - now go debate!

      Lets face it - Slashdot has always been about the discussion, not the article itself. That's what Digg is now for.

  26. Reflection of an Industry In General by MattZ3 · · Score: 1

    Maybe we're reaching a plateau of innovation in the desktop computer world... what more could they possibly do to the OS/hardware while keeping costs down and appealing to the typical user?

    Maybe they're just saving the cool stuff for Christmas...

    1. Re:Reflection of an Industry In General by rahrens · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Didn't you read some of the posts above mentioning the fact that this is the World Wide DEVLOPER'S Conference?

      What's cool to a developer (new tools, under the hood improvements, etc,) isn't necessarily cool to users. Users get excited about things that make their experience faster, easier, and, yes - cool. Different kinda stuff...

      This conference is for the guys that develop the cool stuff that make our computers useful.

      Yes, Jobs & Co. is saving the cool stuff for Christmas - he noted, I understand, that a lot of cool stuff in 10.5 is being held under wraps to keep them away from the Redmond copiers.

      I don't think we've hit any kind of plateau - things are just in development cycles that aren't being released yet. 10.5 is coming out spring 2007 - Vista is coming out maybe then, maybe not.

      Besides, Vista is the version of the Windows OS that was supposed to come out with the Mac OS's earlier versions - kinda late, idn't it? But it's coming, even so, and in a form that, while it may be behind Leopard, it's still an advance for that OS, and a major one at that.

      The Mac OS is going to be just such a major advance for the Apple world.

      In both, there will be features that are new and innovative for the platform they're used on. That's progress, and it'll be exciting for the folks that care about the particular platforms involved. (and I understand that there are some features in Vista that Apple hasn't chosen to mimic - of course, Jobs isn't going to mention that...)

      So, if we're on a plateau, it's just until the development cycle rolls around to release dates...

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      "Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash." Notebooks of Lazarus Long, Robert A. Heinlein
    2. Re:Reflection of an Industry In General by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      he noted, I understand, that a lot of cool stuff in 10.5 is being held under wraps to keep them away from the Redmond copiers.

      He said that, but I think it's more simple than that. 10.5 won't be out until spring. He needs to save some of the fancy stuff for when it's close to release, otherwise it'll be old news by then.

      He'd probably be happy if MS further delayed Vista so that they could incorporate new stuff.

    3. Re:Reflection of an Industry In General by rahrens · · Score: 1

      He does like his little surprises, doesn't he?

      Of course he'd like to see Vista delayed even further! People are almost beyond impatient by now. Let Microsoft miss the November time frame for Enterprise users, and you'll be looking at increasing numbers of such users seriously looking to diversify their userbase to lessen the impact of future such delays. And don't ask what such a delay will do to Microsoft's rep in the user world...

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      "Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash." Notebooks of Lazarus Long, Robert A. Heinlein
  27. Which Is It? by devphaeton · · Score: 2, Insightful

    By the summary, I can't tell if the author was unimpressed by the 'new features', or if he was simply unimpressed with Steve's delivery of it. As far as the 'features', this is all old shit that's been around for ages- why would one expect to be excited about it. You can't blame Steve for boring stuff, can you?

    And for Steve? He's getting old. He's possibly sick. Or maybe he's just not as excited about this stuff as usual.

    Oh well. Since I don't own a Mac, I guess I'll never 'get it', right?

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  28. Time Machine? by nattt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The reaction to "time machine" was pretty good - the crowds seem to really like that, and it was fun how it was presented. No, there wasn't the biggest of announcements, but overall it was pretty good. I think the key point is that OS X is pretty mature and doesn't really need "that" much doing to it.

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  29. Charisma by Decameron81 · · Score: 1

    Maybe there's more behind Steve's choice to put other people on stage than just lack of news. Whoever Jobs successor will be, he will certainly need to be charismatic. And what better way to see that, than to leave the stage to the candidates.

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    diegoT
  30. Bad day? by greg_barton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can the man not have a bad day without it being a cosmic event?

    1. Re:Bad day? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1
      Can the man not have a bad day without it being a cosmic event?
      Much like when people believe natural disasters are anything but natural (like hurricane Katrina), but rather a true act of their chosen God -- No.
      --
      Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
  31. Huh? by moracity · · Score: 1

    Jobs has lost his magic because the media and rumor mills can't seem to stop themselves from building up imaginary hype?? I am so sick of hearing about an iPhone. It's a dumb idea and it's never going to happen. Get over it already.

    WWDC is for developers, not end users, so anyone with a brain should have known not to expect more than what we got -- espcially after the Hi-fi announcement earlier this year. That should have been a big wakeup call to everyone to tone down the speculation.

    If anything, I applaud Apple for not feeding into the hype. Maybe Apple does have some killer gadgets coming out, but WWDC is not the proper forum for it.

  32. Diversion & Stealth Required by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    I think the person writing the article has never been inside a product development team where you have to worry about what your competitor learns about your VALUABLE CREATIVE future products!

    If you had your Big Gates competitor near ready to put out his first major OS release (in 5 years) & it is due to launch within 6 months, and you are describing the "Next Hottee"at Monday Aug 7 @ 10am, you can bet Billy would have a new software team on any key feature he wanted to add to Vista, by Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 8 AM at the latest.

    I fully respect Jobs skills at manipulating the PR to make Apple work. He has done it arguably better than anyone else over the last 7 years or so, in spite of so many voluble critics, and shown them all wrong.

    And "gaunt". You really want Gates to look like the balloon who just retired from Exxon? Give us a break here. Carrying around extra weight is a NEGATIVE.

    One year from now, the truth will be known.

    1. Re:Diversion & Stealth Required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah -- I love apple stuff, but I do think Steve & co fell behind a bit working all the kinks out of osx86. "Top Secret" is marketing for "It's not done yet and we can't show it".

      The time machine thing is a big leap forward. I'm curious as to how backups are actually done -- if they're instant (ie: when the file changes) or if they're scheduled. It would be *waay* cooler if they were instant, leveraging the fs event notification engine they put into tiger. Ever have a file you saved after you whacked a bunch of the contents?

    2. Re:Diversion & Stealth Required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nevermind -- they're scheduled :(

    3. Re:Diversion & Stealth Required by mini+me · · Score: 1
      The backups are most likely done via ZFS snapshots.

      Snapshots

      As ZFS does not overwrite data in place, taking a snapshot simply means not releasing the blocks used by the old version of the data. This has the advantage that snapshots can be taken very quickly and that they are space efficient as they share unchanged data with the file system.
      Writable snapshots, called clones, can be created, resulting in two independent file systems that share a set of blocks. As changes are made, file system blocks diverge but common blocks are only held once, no matter how many clones exist.
    4. Re:Diversion & Stealth Required by geggo98 · · Score: 1
      The backups are most likely done via ZFS snapshots.
      While this would be really cool, there is currently no real evidence, that Apple will port ZFS to Mac OS X. All we have for the moment is a post on a mailinglist.
  33. Insecure Microsoft stab is hillarious by defile · · Score: 1

    Granted, the system as a whole looks slick, and Jobs said he was keeping some new features "top secret" to stop Microsoft from copying them.

    Any one of these super top secret features will be copied into a Linux distribution within hours, if it's any good. Microsoft can just as easily do the same.

    So saying it's being kept "top secret" is just insulting the audience's intelligence.

    1. Re:Insecure Microsoft stab is hillarious by _Swank · · Score: 2, Insightful

      maybe these super top secret features can be hacked together and made available for linux or microsoft within a few 'hours' but in both cases they'd generally take much longer (less for linux, more for ms) to make it into an official distribution.

      if apple announced and demoed all of their super top secret features for leopard now, there would certainly be plenty of time for ms to get them in to vista if they're useful/flashy enough and thus apple would lose a little lead on microsoft. apple wants to be able to say "we're ahead of microsoft" and if a feature doesn't make it into the initial release of vista, it will usually be quite a while before it makes it in and this is exactly how apple needs to act if it wants to eat into microsoft's space.

    2. Re:Insecure Microsoft stab is hillarious by devphaeton · · Score: 1

      IMHO, all the anti-windows/anti-microsoft/anti-pc_user digs from apple magazines (some are rife with it), apple themselves is pretty childish. (Yeah, it's just as lame when the Linux fanbois do it too, but we're talking about apple atm).

      I know they're trying to be funny and cute (like the "I'm a PC, I'm a Mac" commercials) and they're successful at stroking the ego of current Apple owners/users, but they come off sounding pretty insecure and are probably alienating some of their future customers.

      Unless Apple ONLY wants the type of customer that needs their ego stroked, to be told they are 'misunderstood, different, better'.

      You tell me.

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    3. Re:Insecure Microsoft stab is hillarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Copied in hours eh? So why doesn't Linux have a decent consistent UI then? Huh? Where is Aqua for Linux?
      Why are there 50 gazillion distributions of the same OS?
      STFU.

      Nintendo saw the same thing happen with their innovations for the Wii. After their announcement, Sony did poorly imitated ripoffs of their ideas.

      Microsoft has much larger budgets for advertising and ripping off others. Hell they can afford to be in the game console market and continue to lose money on every unit they have sold since they started in that market segment. They have proven themselves capable of literally destroying their competition in every market space, from netscape to lotus.

      And you wonder why Apple doesn't want to disclose everything it has? WTF you POS.
      If it is so easy, why doesn't the FOSS/Linux community do innovative things themselves, rather than me too clones of existing products? Why isn't Linux as seamless as OSX? Hmmm? Perhaps because that isn't as easy as it looks.

    4. Re:Insecure Microsoft stab is hillarious by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1
      So why doesn't Linux have a decent consistent UI then?
      Because Linux is a kernel, not a UI.
      Huh?
      Indeed.
      Where is Aqua for Linux?
      It's called GNUStep apparently.

      Why are there 50 gazillion distributions of the same OS?
      Differences between Debian, SuSE, Slackware, Mandriva, Kubuntu, Gentoo etc. are a bit too large to call them the same OS. They don't even use the same kernel (derived they are).
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    5. Re:Insecure Microsoft stab is hillarious by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      *shrug* I picked up a PC magazine a couple weeks ago, and the first thing I opened it to was a tirade warning users away from iTunes music store and iPods. Why? Because of DRM, although they didn't use that phrase - more something like "iPod lock-in". Instead, they suggested getting music not from places that sell non-DRMed MP3s, but from places with Windows-only DRM. So they're basically saying it's much better to be locked in to Windows-only devices than to be locked in to an iPod, with nothing really to back it up except OMG! You can't use that anywhere but an iPod from eeeevil Apple! And yes, it basically called Apple evil for doing this without mentioning that the alternatives proposed do the same thing.

      Totally made me want to switch back to Windows. Such a refreshing attitude change after Apple's MS-bashing.

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  34. Even the Secret Diary was taken down by jbellis · · Score: 1

    there is no more magic in the world for me...

    (http://secretdiaryofstevejobs.blogspot.com/)

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  35. Top Secret Leopard! by drmancini · · Score: 1

    Don't forget that he's still leaving the best features top secret!!! The most sexy feature of the 10 he presented was IMHO Time Machine

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  36. "Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by Cr0w+T.+Trollbot · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "This time, Tom, he only walked on two feet of water! Why, if he fell through, he'd barely get his knees wet!"

    "That's right, Diane. Moreover, reports say the amount of water Jobs convreted into wine was down almost 35% this year from last!"

    Jeeze, over the last six years under Jobs, Apple sextuples it's share price, exceeds Dell in market cap, takes over the MP3 market, practically invents and dominates the music download market, doubles the Mac's market share, successfully transitions first from OS 9 to OS X, then from PowerPC to Intel, the last several months ahead of schedule. What the hell do you people want?

    Christ, Jobs could announce that from now on every single Mac would ship with a free Natalie Portman clone, and you people would be complaining that it was a disappiontment because the rumors sites said it would ship with two free Natalie Portman clones, each holding ice creame sundaes!

    Crow T. Trollbot

    1. Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by Lord+of+Hyphens · · Score: 1
      Christ, Jobs could announce that from now on every single Mac would ship with a free Natalie Portman clone, and you people would be complaining that it was a disappiontment because the rumors sites said it would ship with two free Natalie Portman clones, each holding ice creame sundaes!

      Bad analogy--Natalie Portman
      a) can't act
      b) isn't good eyecandy.
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    2. Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Well, I *was* hoping for the Jennifer Connelly clone...

    3. Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by ronanbear · · Score: 1

      And the parents point is proved!

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    4. Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      Bad analogy--Natalie Portman
      a) can't act
      b) isn't good eyecandy.


      You forgot the distinct lack of Grits!(hot or otherwise)

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    5. Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by Lemmeoutada+Collecti · · Score: 1

      I would like to subscribe to your newsletter, I find your ideas intriguing. Also, where can I get this Mac with two clones of Natalie Portman holding ice cream sundaes?

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    6. Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      I was told there would be hot grits involved. If that is not the case, then I will be very dissappointed and probably switch back to Dell.

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    7. Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by Phat_Tony · · Score: 4, Funny

      ice creame sundaes

      I know nobody likes grammar nazi's, but you misspelled "hot grits."

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    8. Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by Lord+of+Hyphens · · Score: 1

      If Jobs is going to attempt to package eyecandy (in the form of a clone of a celebrity that's allegedly attactive and/or sexy) with the eyecandy he calls a computer, he owes it to his marketing people to at least have decent eyecandy.

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    9. Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      Insightful and funny: wish I had mod points and there wasn't a +5 limit...

      Although, if we are giving out free clones, I want Drew Barrymore. She still gets me excited. Fionna Apple would be a good choice too. I like the 'cute' ones like that. Oh, and can we add an Irish accent mod? And a bust-size upgrade (Drew with DD's? I think so!).

      Okay, now I've thought about this way too much.

      Your point, however, is well put. Jobs has done his job, and quite well. I would love to work for Apple, and if I ever see a job there that I'm qualified for, I'll apply.

      That's all.

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    10. Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

      re:"every single Mac would ship with a free Natalie Portman clone"

      Woah woah woah - where was THAT? Mac OS rumors - or ThinkSecret?!

      Oh boy oh boy - a new operating system AND a fuck-buddy! Now that's an upgrade!
      Please, tell us more! And this better not be a "geek-patrol" thing like Best Buy because that would be wrong.

      So very wrong.

    11. Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      I'd take one of those and two Dumi Knightlys.

    12. Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by spiderbitendeath · · Score: 1

      Now, if it were Hilary Duff carrying new Messagepads, I'd be all over that.

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    13. Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by bograt · · Score: 1

      I know nobody likes grammar nazi's, but you misspelled "hot grits."

      You missed the apostrophe in "grit's" :)

    14. Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      I would hope that one of them would be petrified.

    15. Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by Phrack · · Score: 1
      Christ, Jobs could announce that from now on every single Mac would ship with a free Natalie Portman clone

      I'll take two. No, four.

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    16. Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      practically invents and dominates the music download market

      Two perspectives on this:

      • how does one invent a market? it's not like the idea of "buying music" is an Apple one ...
      • one could easily argue that the Napsters etc of the world had invented a music download market well before Steve danced around the stage showing off his iPod.
    17. Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know nobody likes grammar nazi's

      On the contrary, I like nothing better than illiterate grammar nazis (nice grocers' apostrophe you have there).

    18. Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by iRikk · · Score: 1
      Crow said:
      Christ, Jobs could announce that from now on every single Mac would ship with a free Natalie Portman clone, and you people would be complaining that it was a disappiontment because the rumors sites said it would ship with two free Natalie Portman clones, each holding ice creame sundaes!
      Forget the ice cream! And two Natalies aren't necessary, one will do nicely! When can I place an order? Booyay!
  37. shiller is teh suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    his lieutenants are awful. bring back guy kawasaki!

  38. Re:It's not exciting until Apple drops its price by Billosaur · · Score: 1

    I predict the price of Apples will drop when the new version of Newton comes out...

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  39. Could this be Steve's 20 year burnout by mykepredko · · Score: 1

    Reading through TFA, I was reminded of similar ones, 20 years ago (mid to late '80s), when the Macintosh was out, but not performing really well, there were still being versions of the Apple ][ being produced and nothing exciting on the horizon.

    It will be interesting to see if the complete cycle repeats with a stock slump, Steve being canned, looks around for the next big thing and brings it with him back to Apple for another triumphant return. If this is what's going to happen, then you should start buying up Apple stock in 2-3 years.

    Of course, he's had cancer recently and maybe there's nothing this round for him to get excited about.

    myke

  40. Apple doesn't have to be so exciting. by gundamstuff · · Score: 1

    We're not going to get an iPod introduction event every year folks. Apple doesn't have to be so exciting, just more than microsoft, which isn't saying much. That way they can maintain the alleged 4% (probably lower) market share they have.

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  41. One interesting thing... by Noryungi · · Score: 3, Interesting
    You know, I have seen the same kind of FUD ever since the days of the Apple ][. I mean, every single step of the way, some journalists have said, again and again and again, that Apple was finished and that it was going to disappear any day now.
    • When the IBM PC came out, Apple was finished.
    • When the Macintosh came out, Apple was finished.
    • When Windows 3.0 came out, Apple was finished.
    • When the Macintosh switched to PowerPC, Apple was finished.
    • When Windows 95 came out, Apple was finished.
    • When Windows NT came out, Apple was finished.
    • When the Macintosh switched to G3 (and G4, and G5), Apple was finished.

    Etc... etc... Etc... Same thing with the PowerBook, the Cube, the switch to Intel, ad nauseam. I wish these people could stop writing that FUD, already! Apple will disappear when it will disappear, in the meantime, its financial position looks excellent.

    I personally think Macintosh, and Ipods, and Mac OS X are very sexy beasts. They are much too expensive for my taste, they run expensive proprietary software, and everything Apple does is way too costly for me, but Gosh, aren't they sexy.

    The fact is, Apple has survived. Every single "Apple is dying" has been proved wrong time and time again. They have top-notch engineers and designers and they will keep on making great products for the time being. Sure, the last WWDC may have been unexciting, but guess what? Even great companies won't release great (hardware) products every six or eight months. These things take time.

    And dissing Steve Jobs for looking thin is simply disgusting. The guy recently survived cancer, for (bleep) sake! Give him a break: he is not going to look plump after chimio or whatever he had to do to overcome cancer! Sheeesh. Tech Journalists sound more and more like bottom feeder, these days.
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    1. Re:One interesting thing... by ferrgle · · Score: 1

      I agree whole heartedly.
      I have never bought an Apple product and yet I really want to.
      Why is that?

      On the flip side I have bought tons of Microsoft stuff and I really don't want to.

      Oh well, such is life

    2. Re:One interesting thing... by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      Ok, this is a really nit-picky thing. But I have to say it. First, he didn't get chemo. But that's not the point. These days, it's actually more common for chemo patients to gain weight than to lose it - which is especially depressing when everyone around you *expects* you to be gaunt and rail-thin, and instead you're 20 lbs heavier than the last time they saw you.

      The combo of good nausea meds, steroids that make you eat all the time, and no energy for exercise has made "chemo gut" more and more common. Yes, some people still lose a lot, especially if none of the nausea meds work for them or there are no steroids involved in their regimen, but almost all of the recent cancer patients I know personally (myself included) gained rather than lost. And it takes forever for your metabolism to recover so you can lose it again.

      So yes, many people DO look plump after chemo - just so it doesn't surprise you when you meet one of them. :)

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    3. Re:One interesting thing... by Dionysos+Taltos · · Score: 1
      Um ... wow, you really slid in your own piece of FUD while complaining about the FUD Apple and it's customers deal with.

      They are much too expensive for my taste, they run expensive proprietary software, and everything Apple does is way too costly for me, but Gosh, aren't they sexy.

      Yeah, too expensive by far ... WTF?!?

  42. They can't all be gems by Bullfish · · Score: 1

    Jobs has done a remarkable job reinventing Apple and giving them some traction. Industry shows where you go and bring the dog and pony in are sometimes entertaining and sometimes boring as hell. That goes for the presenter too. If he had an off day, meh. If it becomes a trend, then maybe he should see a doctor if he has a physical ailment or hire a dog and pony handler to do most of the shows if he is sick of them.

    The gadgets, everyone in the industry has shown crap of all kinds whether for PC, Mac or others. A lot of it is just the equivalent of shiny beads without much real world use. It takes time for good ideas to turn into hard product. If you want something like an iPhone, fine. But there is no point in bringing such a thing to market until it is uniquely positioned in someway. Ditto for a lot of junk you see at those shows. Keep making promises about stuff that never sees the light of day or is useless on second look and people stop paying attention to you. Apple is doing well at present. Their next move has to have strategic value to the company as a whole and not just to entertain a fan base. At times such maneuvers are boring to watch.

    Give the guy a break.

  43. WTF??? by iamacat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nobody attending WWDC thought so. Leopard has lots of cool features that beat even previous stuff like Expose and Dashboard in the dust. Time machine in particular looks like star trek computers. Apple completed a complete platform migration in less than a year, Objective C is getting garbage collection and properties.

    Looks like the article's author doesn't care about anything besides iPods, but there is more to technology than just small gadgets.

    1. Re:WTF??? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nobody attending WWDC thought so.

      What?! You mean the unamed female reporter sitting next to Leander who wouldn't know Monty Python humor if it built a condominium in her arse cannot be considered a reliable barometer? The deuce you say!

    2. Re:WTF??? by sted · · Score: 1

      > Objective C is getting garbage collection and properties. Properties? How do you know?

    3. Re:WTF??? by lisaparratt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Time machine in particular looks like star trek computers.

      Nonsense! Anyone who's watched Star Trek knows that you can't even copy data without wiping the source media clean, let alone keep a file history.

    4. Re:WTF??? by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

      re:"Leander who wouldn't know Monty Python humor if it built a condominium in her arse"

      Actually it's very similar to the "Splunge" sketch where each word uttered by the producer is lavashed on by applause and cheers.

      You do know Monty Python humor - DON'T YOU?
      Or is it because it was a women who wasn't prone to the RDF?

    5. Re:WTF??? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      1. Grew up with MP. I'm one of those annoying people who can recite most Flying Circus episodes from memory. There's nothing about that sort of joke that's particular to MP, though.

      2. Her being a woman has nothing to do with it.

      3. Leander is still a whiny bitch and his article a pile of rancid spoo.

  44. Everyone Loses their Magic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RIP Reality Distortion Field.

  45. Yeah. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    It's weird - the rest of the industry moved to the commodity model 10 years ago, yet Jobs still grabs attention like it's 1985.

    I mean, do people flood web sites to read a live blog of Windows developer key notes?

  46. Could be the stock options problems... by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 1

    Jobs has always been passionate about Apple and the good things that come from it. Seeing as how Apple has been in the sights fo the SEC (as have many companies for the same thing lately) I can see how he'd take personally the issue of the company he started being targeted for something like this. It was / is his baby, and I can't image not letting something like this not having some adverse effect on your health.

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  47. I dunno' by bealzabobs_youruncle · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I thought the Mac Pro was a pretty big deal, and especially for a room full of developers who have been screamig for performance. I thought clear acknowledgment that the move to Intel was a huge success, that sales are great and that they now feel strong enough to make direct comparisons to MS products was pretty cool. Never mind that repeatedly Steve stated that the best parts of Leopard were still under wraps until closer to release to prevent any "me too" features in Vista. And ignore some of those useful new features that might not appeal to cynical tech reporters but are welcome additions to actual Mac users. And forget about the fact that this conference with a couple thousand developers is about break out sessions and hands on with the new hardware, coding tools and Leopard previews.

    I wish MS could "bore" me like this...

  48. What does he care? by lbmouse · · Score: 1

    "The keynote yesterday, author Leander Kahney says, was the most uninspiring he's yet seen out of the usually charismatic man."

    The keynote could have just been, "I'm rich bitch!" for all Steve cares. What do you want him to do, entertain you?

  49. unrealistic expectations anyone? by l33t-gu3lph1t3 · · Score: 1

    You can't pull off the unexpected and sensational every 6 months. It's a developer conference! The entire thing was aimed at software developers, showing them new software and hardware tools they will soon have, as well as a new operating system revision. The i-pod was a FLUKE, kids. You can't expect sensational magical new wonders every 6 months, especially from a software company that, really, hasn't been releasing anything "new" but has been just steadily refining existing ideas. Hell, even the ipod wasn't exactly ground-breaking. MP3 players and online services existed before its release. ipod only made it big because of how well it was implemented and how slick Apple's marketing department can be.

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  50. I know Leander K. and you, sir, are no Leander K. by tgeller · · Score: 5, Informative

    This "dumbarse" with a blog has been writing professionally, full-time, about the Mac for over ten years. I sat a few cubicles away from him at MacWEEK when he was a news reporter and I was a reviews editor, waaay back in 1996. He went on to his current job at Wired (where he's maintained the Apple beat) and has written two excellent books about Apple.

    So, umm, no.

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  51. virtual desktops by freshfromthevat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One thing i wish Mr. Jobs would do is credit the prior-art. A thank-you to virtual desktops would have been nice, followed by the wiz-bang of zooming out to see all 4 (I haven't seen THAT done before).

    What I really want to see is the ability to run two displays on the computer, but each with a separate log-in and separate key/mouse set. We could then claim our lab had 20 seats even though we only had 10 computers, each with 2 displays, 2 chairs, 2 keyboards, 2 mice. When the lab is sitting mostly empty (most of the time) each user would have 2 displays.
          Tadd

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    1. Re:virtual desktops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      What I really want to see is the ability to run two displays on the computer, but each with a separate log-in and separate key/mouse set.

      This is old hat for linux users, or I should really say X users that know what they're doing.

    2. Re:virtual desktops by prockcore · · Score: 1
      the wiz-bang of zooming out to see all 4 (I haven't seen THAT done before).


      Compiz does this. Ctrl-Alt-Down will "flatten cube".
    3. Re:virtual desktops by Paul+Carver · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, you should really say "X users that know what they're doing". There's some black magic text file editing involved. I can run MythTV on my box's VGA output or on its PVR350 TV output, but I've absolutely failed to get it to run mythfrontend on the TV out while simultaneously running an independent desktop session on the VGA out. It can allegedly be done, but it's not obvious how.

      If Windows or OS X had the ability you can bet it would be a matter of checking a check box in a control panel. It's great that Linux has some exotic capabilities, but not everybody enjoys scouring a bazillion different mailing lists and web forum posts for obscure clues to exactly what to put into a text file to get something to work.

      As long as Microsoft and Apple keep adding easy to use features there will be vast hordes of people willing to pay money for them. Those hordes won't care that Linux could have accomplished the same thing years earlier because those hordes wouldn't have spent the hours or weeks of research necessary to make Linux do those things. But they'll gladly pay Apple or Microsoft ~$100 because their time is more valuable than that.

    4. Re:virtual desktops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the finder???

      There's alot of hype about other features, but surely the finder is getting a revamp. If all other apps have lost the brushed metal look, what does the finder look like?

  52. no iPod? by mseidl · · Score: 0

    Please tell me I'm not the only one who's thoroughly dissapoined in no new iPod?

    1. Re:no iPod? by rahrens · · Score: 1

      Come on! Give it a rest - what part of World Wide DEVELOPER'S Conference don't you understand?

      The iPod is a CONSUMER product, and Apple never releases (well, mostly never) consumer pruducts at the WWDC. Wait a few weeks or a month or so and it'll happen.

      The iPod, being a big part of Apple's bottom line, deserves its own venue, doncha think?

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  53. P.S. by tgeller · · Score: 1

    BTW, I'm not arguing with your assessment of the article, which I didn't read, but with your ignorant slam on a knowledgeable, dedicated, insightful professional.

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  54. Re:I know Leander K. and you, sir, are no Leander by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So what's his excuse for this whiny bitch of an article?

  55. It's the beard by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    Steve Jobs is a reverse-Sampson, the more hair he gets the less charismatic he is. For the common good, shave it off Steve!

  56. Point of diminishing returns by DrWho520 · · Score: 1

    Everything reaches a point of diminishing returns. Truly, how much of this new stuff is necessary in an OS? Maybe Jobs seems lackluster because he has lackluster material to work with. You can only shine a turd so much. No, OSX is not a turd, but that is not what he is shining. He is shining the delta between the Leopard and versions. Perhaps he is just tired from fighting the EU. Maychance he just has the flu. I still think its point of diminishing returns. OSes and desktops are suffering from SUV-itus. Why do computers continue to get faster and OSes and software in general fail to get any more efficient? Why do kernels continue to grow? Why is every innovation in power directed towards making the vehicle larger instead of more efficient? SUV-itus.

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  57. Maybe the problem is -- sob -- inside? by Buskaatt · · Score: 1

    Maybe the problem isn't Job's presentation at all but Kahney's interpretation of it. Maybe his life is just lacking that certain spark. Bad relationship? Drugs not working any more? Maybe it is going to take some new iColored something to get Kahney up again because, darnit, life is just so ... bleak.

    Okay time to stop ... I'm going to cry, and I'm sure you are too. Let's just try to keep it together for Leander's sake. It's always hard to see somebody lose their Mac-live verve for life. Send positive energy now ....

  58. Re:Having played catch up, its no so easy to impre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Virtual Desktops? Unix and Windows have had those for years.

    I'm sure some wiseguy can convince himself and the zealot crowd that MacOS 1.0 had virtual desktops. Pretty much like they think Desk Accessories is the grandfather of Dashboard (Which in fact was a way to get around the lack of multitasking).

  59. I was excited by slagell · · Score: 1

    I have been waiting for 9 months to replace my desktop Mac. I was pretty ecited about the new desktop. It is what I wanted to hear more than anythign else they speculated about.

  60. Well HELL yeah!!! by steveo777 · · Score: 1

    Looks like I can get the top of the line Quad Mac Pro for just $16,256 (plus tax). That includeds the MODEM people (I always insist on frugality and have no concievable use for expensive 'high speed' internet).

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    1. Re:Well HELL yeah!!! by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      '' Looks like I can get the top of the line Quad Mac Pro for just $16,256 (plus tax). That includeds the MODEM people (I always insist on frugality and have no concievable use for expensive 'high speed' internet). ''

      I went to the Dell UK website, and tried to configure the most expensive Dell Workstation I could find. A single Dell Precision 390, one dual-core Conroe Extreme at 2.93 GHz, 8 GB RAM, four 500 GB harddisks, for £11,355 including tax, no shipping. A Mac Pro with two dual-core Woodcrest at 3.00 GHz, 8 GB RAM, four 500 GB harddisks, costs only £4,859. I couldn't believe it. Even with 16 GB RAM, the Mac Pro is only £7,019.

    2. Re:Well HELL yeah!!! by steveo777 · · Score: 1

      That is amazing. Normally the Dell products are much cheaper. I do know that they use the most generic, but workable products they can find. So I don't see how their servers can be so expensive. Maybe that's just where their cash cow is.

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  61. Don't sound too bad to me. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Personally, I wouldn't mind a "new Mac desktop" with Leopard on it. I don't have a problem with companies that constantly improve their products. If they want to "knock our socks off", they can figure out a way to cut prices by 40%. Now that would truly be magic.

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  62. Not Jobs, it was Tiger by mnemonic_ · · Score: 1

    The keynote content was lackluster, which isn't Jobs's fault. The article author is trying to incite controversy by extending OS X Tiger's lameness to a dulling of Jobs. Calling the legendary Jobs "boring" is much more pressworthy, especially among the devout Apple crowd. In short, it's Wired flamebait.

  63. Who cares? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    I don't care if he's the love child of Jesus Christ and Mohammed. It was a whiny bitch of an article, and his bringing Jobs' cancer into it was poor taste.

    Dedicated? To what? Tech industry reportage? Wow. Color *me* admonished.

  64. Changing of the guard? by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1

    It will be interesting to see what happens in the whole PC market as Bill Gates and perhaps Steve Jobs step aside. Which company better able to continue/thrive without the guy who's name is practically synonymous with the company? Apple had a pretty rough go of it when Jobs left the first time. We have no data to predict how Microsoft will react when Gates is no longer involved. Of course Sun is now McNealy-less, but it's probably too soon to tell what affect that is having. The other guy who keeps coming to mind is Larry Ellison at Oracle. There was an article in Forbes awhile back that was talking about the fact that there is no replacement for Larry being groomed.

    We complain alot around these boards about "faceless corporations", which is ironic given that, at least today, we *have* a face we readily associate with each of these companies. A few years from now they may all truly be faceless.

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  65. It's all about the developers. by jmp_nyc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The event is called the Apple World Wide Developers Conference.

    Steve Jobs talked about the new version of the OS and new high end boxes. These are the products that will most directly impact the lives and work of those who develop software for Apple systems. This conference has never been about targetting consumers. It's all about things that matter to developers.

    The next version of the iPod, the next revision of the iMac and laptops, as well as any other devices Apple has up its sleeve (iPhone, Tivo-esque Mac Mini settop box, tablet, etc.) are all consumer focused items. Anything Apple wants to release to consumers will be released a little closer to the holiday season, making it harder for imitators to be able to produce knockoffs in time for Christmas. Anyone who thought they'd see an iPhone, new iPod, or any other strictly consumer-centric item at WWDC has put their desire for new gadgets ahead of Apple's desire to maximize its profits. That said, stay tuned for a product announcement sometime before October with Apple's slate of holiday season offerings.
    -JMP

    1. Re:It's all about the developers. by ericdano · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. Why NOT have the people within the company, who deserve some spotlight time, talk about the things THEY do in the company.

      Basically, I think the Wired article is doing a Dvorak, and inciting Mac users to go to the site. It's much ado about nothing.

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    2. Re:It's all about the developers. by mikeisme77 · · Score: 1

      I agree with your comment for the most part, but I would assume (as somebody who has worked on tablet applications in the past) that the announcement of a tablet computer would be VERY important to developers (at least those involved with user interface creation). While you can use a standard application using a tablet interface, in order to make a GOOD tablet application you should really cater it to the tablet hardware. I would think that if Apple had plans for a tablet then they would want developers to know about it so that the tablet could be made stronger through supporting applications--a platform without supporting software is just a paper weight.

    3. Re:It's all about the developers. by TheScottMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't really think a tablet is a big item at Apple right now. The tablet PC has not been a big seller so Apple concentrates on those apps and hardware that will help them build marketshare. If they do decide to enter that market I'm pretty sure they will show it to developers before it goes public. As far as Kahney's article goes. He's like so many others. They prognosticate and then blame Apple for not meeting their desires. He's similar to Thurott and Dvorak. They are not to be taken seriously.

    4. Re:It's all about the developers. by mikeisme77 · · Score: 1

      I agree with that assessment about the Tablet not being on Apple's priority lists at the moment. I know a lot of geeks (including myself) who are interested in it, but I'm not expecting it any time soon because it simply lacks popular appeal. The hardware is still costly without too many benefits at the moment and the software is lagging as not too many companies are willing to properly invest in creating specialized interfaces for tablet edititions when very few people have tablet machines. Microsoft actually did a decent job with the Tablet PC OS, but the market just isn't there so 3rd parties aren't interested in working with it all that much.

    5. Re:It's all about the developers. by Dhrakar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's also important to remember that the keynote is just 90 minutes out of a week-long conference. Jobs' role in the keynote is to get developers excited about all of the other 120 (or so) sessions and materials. His keynote sets the tone and the emphasis for the remainder of the week. I remember very specifically lots of really cool stuff that was discussed in the 2004 WWDC in the sessions. Much of it was alluded to during the keynote but, since it was under NDA, never really made it out into the wild. Really, I think that folks like Leander need to remember that the WWDC keynote is not intended to stand on its own -- it is an intro to the conference.

    6. Re:It's all about the developers. by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

      I think the "problem" is that some people are looking for the next significant advance that i s AMAZING. Well, the iPod itself wasn't that amazing when it came out. What is more amazing is people bought em. Every release form Apple is not going to be awe inspiring or even that exciting. Personally what EVERYONE missed is that Apple pulled off the fastest platform switch EVER. Less then ONE YEAR after the announcement, other then repaired machines or refurbs, all new equipment coming from Apple are now running on the Intel platform. That is significant! Anyway, the new hardware kicks ass in my opinion. I probably will never have one.

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    7. Re:It's all about the developers. by Dionysos+Taltos · · Score: 2, Funny
      I think the author is comparing Jobs to Balmer. Afterall, why can't Steve get fat, sweat, and scream "developers, developers, developers" to liven things up and remove the spector of death that the "gaunt" and "uninspiring" Steve Jobs is creating?

      ;)

    8. Re:It's all about the developers. by Dionysos+Taltos · · Score: 1

      As a followup to my post, I just have to comment on this and other recent articles. When did the "Imminent Death of Apple" articles turn into the "Imminent Death of Steve Jobs"?

    9. Re:It's all about the developers. by alcmaeon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Anyone who thought they'd see an iPhone, new iPod, or any other strictly consumer-centric item at WWDC has put their desire for new gadgets ahead of Apple's desire to maximize its profits. That said, stay tuned for a product announcement sometime before October with Apple's slate of holiday season offerings."

      Absolutely correct. I read all the rumors sites talkign about iPhones and full-screen iPods and all that crap, but I only expected the announcement of the Mac Pro and a preview of Leopard. The Xserve was a nice addition.

      Moreover, anyone who doesn't think TimeMachine was cool as hell for consumers is a fool.

      I thought the integrated animation demonstration was mind-blowing.

      Ah, but then tools to build applications only appeals to people who build applications, right?

    10. Re:It's all about the developers. by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 4, Funny

      Developers Developers Developers Developers

      Woooo!!

      I love this company!

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    11. Re:It's all about the developers. by mrxak · · Score: 1

      WWDC keynotes are usually more low-key, but from the reports I've seen (haven't watched the full keynote yet) Steve looked somewhat ill. It's possible he was sick and just wasn't able to be his usual self. But yeah, I think this is more about iPhone over-hype by rumor sites. There will be additional consumer-oriented announcements in the weeks to come on the Apple website, I'm sure.

    12. Re:It's all about the developers. by rkrabath · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your chair can throw its self?

      throw(chair);

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    13. Re:It's all about the developers. by mrxak · · Score: 1

      I don't get the appeal of a tablet. The ones I've seen are clunky, the screens are all smeared and scratched, and what they do could be just as easily done on a PDA for a fraction of the cost with virtually none of the downsides. If you really need to draw and have a huge screen, get a Waccom tablet. Mine works great.

    14. Re:It's all about the developers. by mikeisme77 · · Score: 1

      By Wacom tablet, do you mean the monitor version or the USB peripheral? If you mean the monitor version, then isn't it cheaper/easier to own just a tablet? If you mean the other kind then the difference is that there is learning involved with that because it doesn't translate exactly to the screen coordinates--althought it's still better than a mouse. Have you ever seen somebody use a mouse for the first time, especially younger individuals? The mouse is not the easiest device to master because it deals with relative rather than absolute coordinates, the pen based system is a lot more natural and simpler. It's true that for expert computer users who have become accustomed to the mouse the tablet/pen system is "no big deal", but for new users and non-experts tablets make things considerably simpler. For expert users though tablets can still be useful in company meetings when taking down notes and you don't want the noise of the keyboard (but you want them electronic rather than in paper form).

    15. Re:It's all about the developers. by mrxak · · Score: 1

      It's not about putting gadget-desire in front of Apple's desire for profits, it's about putting gadget-desire in front of reason and understanding. WWDC is a conference for developers. The few times the keynote has mentioned consumer products, developers have said "that's nice, but what do we care?". There's no reason to announce new iPod nanos made out of aluminum or an iPhone. I don't believe Steve even mentioned iTMS sales, which he does at the Macworld keynotes. Anyway, if people want a summertime major consumer-oriented keynote, they should be screaming for Macworld Boston or Macworld NYC to come back. Otherwise, be prepared to wait for the iPhone to show up on apple.com.

    16. Re:It's all about the developers. by mrxak · · Score: 1

      I would be referring to the USB peripheral. I agree it's probably easier to use a tablet PC than the monitor version thing. The peripheral version has a learning curve much easier than a mouse. I had never used one before but it took me about a minute before I was doing all kinds of things with it. If you can write or draw with a pencil, you can write or draw with a Waccom tablet. It's not great as a mouse substitute, but I never expected it to be. It's a seperate input device. It's just another tool.

      If somebody wants to use a tablet PC for taking notes at an office meeting, I'd seriously wonder why they were taking The Paperless Office that far. I'd rather show up at a meeting with my pad of paper and a pen than a tablet. It's lighter, for one thing. I don't have to worry about dropping it carrying it under my arm. I can tear out a sheet and give it to somebody without having to figure out their email address or what have you. If I need access to actual documents, then fine, I'll bring a small laptop. If it's one of those meetings, then chances are a little bit of keyboard noise won't be a big deal, especially since others will be on their laptops as well. Plus I find laptop keyboards are pretty quiet compared to the tapping of plastic-on-plastic from a Tablet PC anyay. I don't own a PDA, but I understand you can run all sorts of programs on those these days, perhaps one of those would suit your note-taking or document-looking needs.

      Maybe I'll change my mind about Tablet PCs when they're thinner and lighter. Like when that digital paper stuff that's a few millimeters wide and can flex improves. But currently paper notes can be typed up extremely fast if I ever need to. I just don't take all that many notes, I guess. I get the main ideas down, not every word, that kind of thing. Jot down half a sentence or a number or a URL. If I needed every word, I'd just record some audio.

      Tablet PCs in their current form, in my opinion, are just a fad. But not even a very popular fad. If the technology gets better people might want them, but I think most people, if they really consider their options, will decide that it isn't worth it.

    17. Re:It's all about the developers. by metamatic · · Score: 3, Informative
      If somebody wants to use a tablet PC for taking notes at an office meeting, I'd seriously wonder why they were taking The Paperless Office that far.

      Efficiency. When I used to use a Newton to take notes, I could just upload the notes to my searchable index of project files when I was done.

      Now, every time I take notes I have to spend the same amount of time again typing them up and redrawing the diagrams. That's wasted time.

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    18. Re:It's all about the developers. by gilberry · · Score: 0
      I am getting tired of people saying that this is a developers conference. In the past Apple has used the WWDC to debut the original MacIntosh, the iMac, the iPod, the iPod Nano, the Wii, and the RAZR phone, which was originally supposed to be called the RAZiR phone.

      It seems important to note right about now, that EVERYBODY'S expectations are reasonable. Everybody. Yes, even yours. Fyi, is all.

    19. Re:It's all about the developers. by aichpvee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Funny in a mac (given the "reputation" they have as artistic platform) that people would say crap like this. Tablet PC is unbelievably superior to an off-monitor tablet for drawing. Sure you can get to the point where you can basically draw off-monitor, but there are still a lot of issues with certain angles and the fact that you can't really rotate it. Tablet PC fixes all of these things, with the (usually) added disadvantage of really low laptop resolution.

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    20. Re:It's all about the developers. by Black+Perl · · Score: 1

      Ruby on Rails! Ruby on Rails! Ruby on Rails!

      Woooo!!

      I love this framework!

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    21. Re:It's all about the developers. by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      Almost. Consumer systems are all switched in one year. They did not announce an xserve RAID upgrade yet. If you look at the site (as of yesterday anyway), nothing was refreshed about the xserve raid. Also, xserve's aren't shipping yet. They might make their year deadline, but they have not pulled off a full architecture switch until all their systems are actually running on intel.

      On the up side, Adobe is the big holdup. I bet they won't ship until vista is out even if it gets delayed for a year. (more) I wish more games were getting universal binaries too.

      I have a feeling we won't see a big refresh until Microsoft ships their new products. Apple wants to have something on the microsoft music player and vista.

    22. Re:It's all about the developers. by mrxak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tablet PCs are very much a niche technology. Apple doesn't sell enough computers to make such an alternative model profitable. And most of the artist types already have an off-monitor tablet and know how to use it. And, you can definitely rotate them, and rotate your screen. And, you have the heavy-duty CPU for your high-end graphics card, and you can select the exact monitor you want (for color, contrast, etc.) at the resolution you want. What kind of pressure gradient is available on Tablet PCs anyway? Can it detect stylus tilt? Does the stylus have fully scriptable buttons on it? The artistic professional is either all set with what he or she has now, or would find a Tablet PC too limiting.

    23. Re:It's all about the developers. by ericdano · · Score: 1

      There was something about Steve looking bad last year as well. Or some other Keynote. If you live in the Bay Area, the weather changed BIG time in the last week. It's gone from 90+ degree weather to like 60s. Could it be allergies? I know mine have been acting up......and I live in the East Bay......

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    24. Re:It's all about the developers. by badmammajamma · · Score: 1

      "The event is called the Apple World Wide Developers Conference.

      Steve Jobs talked about the new version of the OS and new high end boxes. These are the products that will most directly impact the lives and work of those who develop software for Apple systems. This conference has never been about targetting consumers. It's all about things that matter to developers."

      Seriously, you must be kidding. Of the stuff I heard about, I don't think (as a developer) that any of it interests me specifically as a developer. Improvements to iCal are supposed to really make me a better developer? And lets not forget that Jobs knows that everytime he so much as farts, it makes news. In short, there is no such thing as "just for developers" when it comes to Apple. If there is, it's clearly news to Apple since they obviously don't treat it that way.
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    25. Re:It's all about the developers. by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      "And, you can definitely rotate [off-monitor tablets], and rotate your screen. "

      I think you may be missing the point: rotating a drawing tablet isn't a simple portrait-vs.-landscape thing; it's about being able to turn the thing you're drawing on 37 degrees clockwise to get a better angle drawing a curve, then rotating it 62 degrees counterclockwise to draw a line from a more comfortable angle, etc. A good tablet/display would make that practical; whereas separate tablets and displays don't.

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    26. Re:It's all about the developers. by mrxak · · Score: 1

      For a single questionable feature, compared to the other issues I raised, I just don't think many professional artists would go for it.

    27. Re:It's all about the developers. by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 1
      They did not announce an xserve RAID upgrade yet. If you look at the site (as of yesterday anyway), nothing was refreshed about the xserve raid.

      the xServe RAID never ran a PPC anyway.
      Also, xserve's aren't shipping yet.


      the old PPC xServes are no longer availble on the apple store, so apple no longer shipps a PPC based machine. transition is complete.

      do your research man!
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    28. Re:It's all about the developers. by PygmySurfer · · Score: 1

      Is the Xserve RAID PPC-based? Does it even run OS X? Apple doesn't really say too much about the internals of the Xserve RAID other than how big the drives are, total storage, size of cache, etc.

      I wouldn't expect a storage array like the Xserve RAID to run an OS like OS X - I think it's more likely to run some form of embedded OS. But, I really can't say forsure.

    29. Re:It's all about the developers. by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      You can integrate iCal stuff into your application. This does appeal to many people.

      Also, you didn't think Core Animation was cool???

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    30. Re:It's all about the developers. by aichpvee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't know any professional artists, do you? I think you're definitely right about why apple isn't producing them, because they won't sell that many. But I think that tells you a lot more about who actually is using apple's computers than it does about what professional artists would "go for". I've talked to a number of professional artists who have made the comment that they'd rather have a mac tablet PC than a windows one, but guess which you can actually buy?

      As for your previous comments:

      "Tablet PCs are very much a niche technology."

      Exactly, and artists are part of that niche market. There are very few professions where tablet PCs are more useful to the task at hand.

      "And most of the artist types already have an off-monitor tablet and know how to use it. And, you can definitely rotate them, and rotate your screen."

      You're bizarre "artist types" fixation aside, I've got to question if you have ever even used a tablet. You can NOT rotate them in any usable manner, as soon as you do it breaks any sort of continuity between your hand and what you are drawing. Do you even understand what rotate means? If you think it means landscape vs portrait as the GP suggested, you're sadly mistaken. I hear Corel Photopaint (or is it Painter?) has a rotating canvas feature, but can't confirm this first hand. And even then it's not nearly as natural as drawing on a surface that you can rotate freely.

      "And, you have the heavy-duty CPU for your high-end graphics card, and you can select the exact monitor you want (for color, contrast, etc.) at the resolution you want."

      That still doesn't replace the usefulness of a tablet PC. Are you really so clueless as to think that no one whose livelihood depends on their art can afford a second machine, especially if it is a laptop? Get real, a tablet PC is like a heavy (though not that heavy anymore) sketchpad that you can take anywhere, has unlimited undo, doesn't require scanning to get the images on a computer, and doubles as a fully functional laptop.

      "What kind of pressure gradient is available on Tablet PCs anyway? Can it detect stylus tilt? Does the stylus have fully scriptable buttons on it?"

      I believe they're all 256 levels of pressure on the Wacom Tablet PCs, which is completely sufficient. I believe all of the recent ones detect tilt, though I don't know what level of sensitivity (probably not hard to fucking google it, you know), and if you mean the stylus has buttons that can be mapped to other features than left and right click or whatever, I think that depends on the tablet manufacturer. The pens tend to differ between makers, for instance the Gateway's (which are about the lowest end you can get) they sell at Best Buy don't even have an eraser.

      The amount of buttons available when using the convertibles in tablet mode is a bit of a problem, as most don't have that many buttons exposed (and I hear are poorly placed for lefties sometimes) and I have yet to see one with a rocker switch like a Wacom tablet on the pen. But even my Wacom pen is lacking there, where's the middle mouse button? Additionally, if apple is such a great hardware maker and artists really are a core part of their user base, how come they haven't put out a tablet PC done right? I don't even like macs and I'd buy one if apple put out a good enough model, it's not like windows is my native platform either.

      Maybe you should read a review of one sometime, or something. Or better yet, go find a retail location that has demos of them. Just make sure they're running software that can actually take advantage of the pressure and don't listen to the idiot sales kid if he tries to tell you they don't support pressure.

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    31. Re:It's all about the developers. by eck011219 · · Score: 1

      At risk of picking an unrelated fight here, isn't this exactly what Microsoft does? Channel 9, and all that? MS developers are accessible (one-way, but still) by users, as are their "evangelists," people who act as technically-oriented PR people for individual projects. As a disclaimer, I've historically been anti-Microsoft but now have a buddy who is an evangelist for the Office project, and it really does seem like Microsoft is making an effort (in this area and others) to approach the public (users, developers, whatever) in a more gentle fashion. Not to defend them, but I think they've changed more than a lot of Slashdotters like to think. They're still mostly evil (from a UI standpoint, they're killing us all, for example), but I'm curious about how they will continue to change. And heartened by some of the attempts to reconnect with the end user.

      That said, I've seen nothing like this on the Apple site. If it's as visually buried as Channel 9 is, it may be there but indetectable. If it's not there at all, that's too bad - it puts Apple on the same mental track as Microsoft, something they would surely not want people to think (whether it's true or not - personally, I think they're closer in practice than we all like to believe).

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    32. Re:It's all about the developers. by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      Ok i was wrong about the xserve raid but you should do it too!

      http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/A ppleStore.woa/wo/0.RSLID?mco=444E5971&nclm=Xserve

      The link is farther down on the left but they still sell ppc xserves

    33. Re:It's all about the developers. by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      I don't know which professional artists you know, but most in my industry experience avoid drawing directly on the computer precisely because it is a huge Pain In The Ass. Tablets are great, I've been using them for almost 15 years now, and still find them to be as similar to drawing on paper as canoeing is to flying a 747. It's a completely different experience and skill set, but tablet PCs close about 75% of that gap.

      It's actually quite funny, my girlfriend is also an artist but had always done her finished work directly on the computer with a big tablet (after scanning in roughs). She's a speed demon on the thing and can make much more natural lines than I've ever been able to. She's got hotkeys set up so that rotating the document works well enough for her to get those funny angles and curves, but despite it all I've kept telling her she'd be faster drawing on traditional media because of all the futzing she has to do to fight the limitations of the tablet/monitor setup.

      As we approached the deadline for her latest book, she was panicking because there was simply no way she'd finish all the work in time, so in a fit of desperation she actually tried using my low-tech drawing board with bristol and a pen. She did work three times as fast as normal and was constantly stopping to comment on how she was amazed at how much easier it was to work in real natural media.

      Another artist i know purhased one of the really high-end Windows Tablet PCs and uses it for most everything. The few times I've used it, I've simply drooled over how much like real drawing it can be -- actual continuous visual feedback on pressure and where your strokes are and will be going! A crosshair on a monitor is nothing like seeing the shadow under the pen tip and knowing exactly when it will start to draw a line, and being able to look ahead to where you want that line to end and guiding your hand towards that spot.

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    34. Re:It's all about the developers. by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised at many of these reporters. I'm a liberal arts major. The first thing they teach in "Media Theory 1000" is that in advertising, journalism, etc etc you have to present your topic to your audience. The audience for this presentation *are* developers. Not consumers. I'm a consumer of Apple products. I'd like a new iPod. I want a new model before back-to-shool. But its not going to happen. The jouralists who right this garbage have to put more thought into their writing.

      And it effects more then their audience. They have to remember when they write stuff like this, it also effects the stock prices. They have a responsbility to report this information better.

    35. Re:It's all about the developers. by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 1
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    36. Re:It's all about the developers. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      The last big multiperson project I worked on, we did our notes on napkins and then branched out into whiteboards. The problem of making the notes available was solved easily, though. I pulled out a digital camera and took a high resolution photo of the whiteboards. We printed out copies on color laser printers and taped them together (to be readable, it took four pages to hold the contents of one whiteboard), and I checked the photos into the subversion repository along with the code.

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    37. Re:It's all about the developers. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Tablet PCs are very much a niche technology. Apple doesn't sell enough computers to make such an alternative model profitable.

      I wouldn't be so sure. An Apple tablet PC could very well flop - that's for sure, but remember Apple pretty much dominates the niche market of all-in-one desktops, as well as the niche market for ultra-small desktops. They also took over what was once a niche market that appealed only to geeks - the portable MP3 player - and turned it into something everyone wanted. If they do it right, they could pretty much corner the market for tablet PCs.

    38. Re:It's all about the developers. by gig · · Score: 1

      A tablet PC and Wacom Tablet are not the same thing.

      A Wacom Tablet has high-resolution, wide range of sensitivity, tilt, and many artistically-oriented features. The typical Tablet PC has a much lower resolution and much fewer sensitivity levels and is made to be more of a business tool to enable you to check a bunch of onscreen boxes and fill in small strings of text on forms while you work on your feet. If Apple makes a tablet PC then a bunch of Photoshop people are going to want to paint with it and if it sucks for that it will be bad pub because Apple doesn't have a lot of business customers. There are no huge contracts with UPS or whatever to buy a gajillion tablets a year.

      One feature of the Intel transition for Apple is that they now have access to a broader variety of CPU's, from very small ones to very big ones, and yet they slimmed their product line down to very few machines and countered that somewhat with more build-to-order options. Maybe there are now form factors coming.

    39. Re:It's all about the developers. by gig · · Score: 2, Informative

      > believe they're all 256 levels of pressure on the Wacom Tablet PCs, which is completely sufficient.

      No. Wacom Intuos3 is 1024 pressure levels. The Intuous1 from 2001 had 512. I can tell you as someone who runs Photoshop and a Wacom Tablet 50 hours a week for the past 10 years that 256 levels of pressure is not going to cut it for pro work.

      > Additionally, if apple is such a great hardware maker and artists really are a core part of their user base,
      > how come they haven't put out a tablet PC done right?

      Because Apple doesn't make the little parts of stuff like the optical assembly in a mouse, or the pressure-sensitive screen of a tablet. They assemble systems from parts other people make. Right now the tablet PC technology is not as sophisticated as we would all maybe like.

      The Wacom tablet with the built-in display is a tablet PC done right. It has the best specs of any tablet/display combination, including artist features that other tablet/display combinations don't have. It is fairly expensive. That's the reality. However there is nothing intrinsically broken about a great big quality display paired with a great big Wacom Tablet. It takes no time for the user to realize the 1:1 relationship between the stylus and the onscreen pointer and the tablet and the display and you can replace either tablet or display or repair either easily.

      There's no doubt that eventually all digital artists will be painting directly on a display. However the idea of going to that today is a total joke. The compromises you would have to make today are just too much.

    40. Re:It's all about the developers. by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      Wacom provides tablet technology to a number of tablet PC makers that includes both pressure and tilt sensitivity.

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    41. Re:It's all about the developers. by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      I think you missed the point. I know the levels of pressure sensitivity on Wacom tablets, and for DRAWING this is fine. In fact, it's more than fine. If you were inking scanned images digitally you're not going to get or need anywhere close to that.

      I don't know what it is you do with your Wacom that a monitor+off-screen tablet is fine, but I've tried drawing animations with it and it most certainly is "intrinsically broken" for that.

      I never claimed it was the end-all-be-all of tablet on display technology or that it replaces a good, high-end workstation, or even the standard tablets that don't involve drawing on the display.

      Furthermore, apple doesn't need to develop the technology themselves. Makers of windows-based tablet PCs don't make the screen or tablet technology themselves, so what was your point?

      And while you were trying to wow people with your name dropping, you somehow missed that the Wacom "tablet with a built-in display" is called Cintiq.

      You've completely missed my point, that tablet PCs are extremely useful but that the market for really taking advantage of them is small. If they're not up to your oh-so-high standards (and I'd love to see this god-like art that you do that would just be laughable to attempt with 256 levels of pressure) then it's not for you, but there are a lot of people who do art professional for whom a tablet PC, as it exists today, is an extremely useful tool.

      What the real "total joke" here has been that you thought any of what you posted was worth saying in the first place.

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    42. Re:It's all about the developers. by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      "256 levels of pressure is not going to cut it for pro work."

      <sarcasm>Right, because before Wacom upped their tablets to 512 levels of pressure, no one was able to produce any professional-level work with them.</sarcasm> For, say, an illustrator doing linework (i.e. working in greyscale), 256 levels is certainly adequate.

      "The Wacom tablet with the built-in display is a tablet PC done right."

      Except that the Cintiq's are too bulky to use on your lap; working on a desk-mounted tablet loses a lot of the nudge-it-clockwise-for-a-better-angle benefit. Don't get me wrong: I'd love to have one, but the reason I haven't saved up my nickels and bought one is the fact that it's still a not-quite-there-yet solution. Until the technology improves to the point that I can draw with a stylus on a computer as naturally as easily I can draw on paper with a pencil, I'll continue buying pads of Strathmore bristol, keep the Microtek warmed up, and use my Intuos for clean-up, coloring, etc.

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    43. Re:It's all about the developers. by DarkVader · · Score: 1

      Huh. I'd think they weren't taking the paperless office far enough. I mean, pen input is so archaic.

      I'd just bring a laptop.

      But then, I've got almost zero use for anything involving pen/pencils anyway. As far as I'm concerned, if it's important enough to write down at all, it's important enough to type into a computer. Otherwise, I'd lose it.

      And it it really THAT hard to get somebody's email address?

    44. Re:It's all about the developers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The new hardware does kick ass. Very much so.

    45. Re:It's all about the developers. by mkiwi · · Score: 1
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    46. Re:It's all about the developers. by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

      No. The XServe RAID isn't a variety of XServe it's an external hardware RAID unit, very conventional in function. You could actually use this RAID on any fileserver that you could put a fiber-optic adaptor on it, be it Mac, Intel, SGI, for example. Conversely you could use for example, a ROARKE RAID on an XServe. Like most RAIDS it does not run a computer-type operating system but an embedded OS. The extras on the XRaid are the managment features, and that it does not use SCSI to run it's drives. (I think it's SATA based), and the management software, which you could use whether your XRaid is servicing a Mac server or an SGI box.

  66. Magic for a different set. by OgTheBarbarian · · Score: 1

    Uhm. May I also point out that this was a release at WWDC. The big items were the new Intel Mac Pro and XServe as well as an update on functional changes in the OS and the new animation app. The platform and operational information is geared for developers. The iPod crowd could stand to get an attention span a little wider that the Nano here. Honestly get over the hype, learn to use your Mac to create something, it might provide some perspective.

  67. Steve sharing the stage is a good thing by joconor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apple needs to be more than "the Cult of Steve". Having Phil Schiller and other members of the management team participate in keynotes is a good step in Apple's maturity. For years after the return of Steve Jobs' return to Apple, it really did need a strong charismatic leader. As the company and its products mature, it is necessary for the public (including investors and analysts) to see that there is more to the company than just one individual. IMO, Mr. Jobs is very smart to get his management team out in front of the public now.
    I'm just thankful that Apple doesn't have anyone on their management team like Steve "Monkey Boy" Ballmer. I would feel far more comfortable in the Apple managment team leadership in Steve Jobs' absence than I do with MS.

  68. hold up, did you just... by westcoast+philly · · Score: 3, Funny

    Reference the Spice Girls?? what the hell?!

  69. It's still more inspiring than "Developers! Dev... by MauMan · · Score: 1

    It's still more inspiring than Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!

    Until they reach that level I think they're OK at developer conferences.

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  70. With a TROLL title like that... by DaveM753 · · Score: 1

    I'm not even going to read TFA.

  71. Kahney, wipe your chin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leander Kahney's career as a "journalist" focuses exclusively on fellating Steve Jobs.

    His last column was titled "Why I Love Apple." A month ago he filled an entire column with slang "inspired by" the ipod. Earlier this year he wrote going to the Apple Store was like going on Hajj to Mecca. In a column where he made excuses for Apple using sweatshop workers to assemble ipods, he wrote the "situation is too murky for a rush to judgment on Apple's ethics here."

    This column is no different. He admits he usually screams like a little girls whenever Jobs gets on stage, but was disappointed this time around because Jobs allowed other Apple execs to share the spotlight.

    Why is this newsworthy, and why is it linked on Slashdot?

  72. This Maybe it is finally time for is just silly by macurmudgeon · · Score: 1

    Maybe it is finally time for Apple's products to speak for themselves without the big show that was necessary when Apple was behind the speed curve and floundering. First the consumer models and laptops caught up with the rest of the computer world, in speed, now the workstations and servers will too, all of them at competitive prices. Steve doesn't have to hype a new silver wind tunnel that's embarrassingly slow and expensive.

    Since there is no new box to throw the MacPro into, it just looks a lot like the old G5 Mac. What's sexy there? What sets Macs apart from other personal computers is the OS. Is it better to give promises and produce vaporware or to hold some goodies close and announce them at shipping time? Let's see, Apple has: competitive computers, award winning designs, a modern OS that actually ships, a growing market share, a huge lead in the personal music player business, solid profits. Did I miss anything?

    Yeah, I enjoy a good show as well as the next guy, but there isn't the need to see the star hit a home run evey time up to bat. Leopard may not be as exciting as a new iPod but we're still seeing solid innovation. Wall Street doesn't seem happy with the fact that Apple showed a bigger profit and more growth than anybody else in the industry last quarter and probably will this quarter too. This whining is just silly.

  73. Not the first time this has been asked. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Because Jobs is feeling sleepy and gives a half-hearted presentation at a developer's conference he's suddenly lost touch with his own creativity?

    Come on. The dust hasn't even settled from the super-popular Ipod, and we're back to this.

    Every few years Jobs stuns the world with some innovative and effectively produced piece of computer technology, and every few years later he gets sneered at for not coming up with the next brilliant invention in time for the holiday shopping season. His own company fired him, for goodness sake! --Which he says was one of the best things which could have happened to him, because it freed up his time and allowed him to enter one of the most creative periods of his life.

    Creativity is not a slave to industrial schedules. It's the other way around. Industry exists because of creativity. If Steve Jobs decides to come up with brilliant new birdhouse designs for the rest of his days, I'll still have more respect for him than the person who wonders if he's "Lost his magic" because he happens to be a sleepy human for ninety whole minutes at some conference.


    -FL

  74. pundit jaw-jawing by jafac · · Score: 1

    This guy's just trying to make hay over Apple being in the middle of a lull in their product cycle (though they have plenty of exiting things to talk about) - and perhaps, Steve Jobs showing *gasp* signs of aging, or even his bout with prostate cancer. Then again, I think he'd perk right up if he'd just eat a thick juicy steak or two.

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    1. Re:pundit jaw-jawing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again, I think he'd perk right up if he'd just eat a thick juicy steak or two.

      As Steve Jobs is a pescetarian, I doubt he will be eating a thick, juicy steak or two anytime soon (and that's okay, more for me!)

      But I agree with you, when I got a good look at him while watching the keynote last night, my first thought was that he looked rather sickly and could stand to put on a few pounds.

    2. Re:pundit jaw-jawing by jafac · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. I always thought he was a vegan.

      I was also wrong about the ailment. He didn't have prostate cancer. He had a rare form of pancreatic cancer. (common form is like 90% fatal, Mr. Jobs' form was 15% fatal).

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  75. Wired is now anti-geek? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "When wild, over-the-top applause broke out for speed gains in new servers, the reporter sitting next to me burst out laughing."

    What the hell? You are making fun of your core audience? Are you reporting for "Wired" or "Town & Country"?

    Jobs may be "thin almost gaunt" because he had *cancer*. Leander Kahney apparently wanted to see a Steve Jobs monkey dance, Keith Richards shooting up on stage, and a new iPod with a laser pointer. What a stupid whiney blog.

  76. Re:I know Leander K. and you, sir, are no Leander by kwerle · · Score: 1

    Pretty sure the credentials gave it away: 'This "dumbarse" with a blog has been writing professionally, full-time, about the Mac for over ten years. I sat a few cubicles away from him at MacWEEK when he was a news reporter and I was a reviews editor, waaay back in 1996.'

    So... covered the mac when it was about as interesting as dirt. The 2 books are "The Cult of the Mac" and "The Cult of the iPod". I'm thinking that I have better things to do than read whatever this person is writing.

    The reason this is "news" is because it will start a flamewar on /. Thank you, editors. How about covering the bitchin nerd stuff, like GC for Obj-C, the "opensource" stuff (http://trac.macosforge.org/projects/collaboration ), etc.

  77. Backup copy of Jobs' Secret Diary by Animats · · Score: 1
  78. Re:It's not exciting until Apple drops its price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Mac Pro comes in at around $1000 cheaper than the equivalent Dell.

  79. Re:I know Leander K. and you, sir, are no Leander by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
    I don't give a shit if he's King Tut. The man cannot rest on his laurels of past glories and expect us to eat up this uninspired drivel. He has to be good "now" because what he did in the "past" is irrelevant "now".

    Being published means nothing if his current writing is bad.

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  80. Pancreatic cancer may have something to do with it by jlowery · · Score: 1

    Steve was treated for this type of cancer a couple of years back. It is almost always fatal, however. I suspect he's not far from deaths door, although that's just speculation on my part. There should be an announcement soon, though, if true.

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  81. I don't think Steve has lost his magic... by ursabear · · Score: 1

    ...nor, for that matter, has Apple...

    Steve is aging and his body isn't cooperating very much since his cancer (an observation, not an insider-fact). I wish him the best of luck and hope his life goes well.
    Apple's been on a hard roll with introductions for quite a while. Sometimes one needs to work on infrastructure, core code, cleanup, and/or system components that aren't glamorous. If periodic infrastructure and other maintenance is not done, the product(s) suffer(s).
    WWDC is a dev conference. Lots of dev stuff was introduced and improved. Pretty much on target for what the conference was about.
    Personally, I think the new Mac Pro is an out-of-the-ballpark-and-out-of-the-entire-parking- lot homerun. If I had the bux, I'd be on one of those like twang on a Telecaster.
    I think the coverage of the newest feline Mac OSX release is pretty neat. I'm really looking forward to user-friendly file revisions.

    No company can maintain a wow-whizz-bang-pop-smash-hit-cool-on-nearly-every- product pace for very long. Apple's doing pretty good financially, so wait and see - more stuff will come out pretty soon.

  82. Wha? by hatless · · Score: 2, Informative

    I wasn't there. I didn't watch the keynote. I know nothing about the presentation. I don't have a Mac or even an iPod.

    However, I did mosey over to the Apple website yesterday to look at the new stuff. The new Pro desktops look like a nice new iteration of what's become a workstation line. Will they enable developers and media-content people to work more quickly and efficiently? Yup. That's all they really need to do. Are the new servers keeping pace on price, performance and management features? Yup. So far, no problem.

    And the new OS X features? Looking over the short screencasts on the website, lots of that stuff sounds mighty nice. Time Machine is pretty darned revolutionary: an API and systemwide user interface for user-friendly browsing of data snapshots over time from within any application! Spaces looks like an extremely well thought out expansion on the virtual-desktop concept, with all sorts of visual cues and clever UI bits that will make it useful for people without photographic memories. If the Core Animation APIs are any good, they'll make developers mighty happy. The visual dashborad widget creator opens up widget creation to pretty much everybody. What is there even remotely like it in the Windows world? Even the mail client's editor component leapfrogs everything else out there and will probably sell a lot of consumer Macs the same way iMovie, iPhoto and Garageband have.

    Much of it makes Vista look dated enough that Apple shouldn't have a problem keeping up its market share.

  83. leopard features and vista by schuster · · Score: 1

    I don't know if it was or wasn't a good idea to hold back on new leopard features. All I know is that Microsoft is having enough trouble getting their own ideas into vista.

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  84. Apple vs Apple by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Rumor sites can be a serious Apple enemy. But they in no way match the power to damage Apple that's provided by... Apple. Including Apple's failure to battle rumor sites by releasing better info, rather than shutting down publishers.

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    1. Re:Apple vs Apple by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Apple isn't obligated to release any of their trade secrets. Part of Apple's success is in keeping their cards close to their chest, then revealing all and sideswiping competitors when they least expect it.

      It's in Apple's best interest for people to be "underwhelmed" with the 10 features shown, especially competitors like Microsoft. All the more of an impact when Apple fully reveals Leopard at MacWorld.

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  85. Classic Response by localman · · Score: 1

    There's always a loud contingent that complains that Apple didn't blow them away with the latest Keynote. I remember well all the snickering after the iPod was announced. But a year or two later people are using the stuff and it's become a part of their lives like it always needed to be there. How many people rolled their eyes as Steve demoed iTunes or iPhoto the first time... just another music player and photo manager. Whoop-dee-doo. But they're the only way I feel like managing either type of media now. Or how many saw Time Machine yesterday and said "yay... I already have tar and cron". This is the common reaction, but what's missing is an understanding that the details matter. Details matter a lot. Ask anyone who's used both Gnome and OSX for a year each. Ask anyone who's used both DOS and bash for a year each. This is what Apple is good at; getting the details right. Of course they misstep, and who knows which of the features announced yesterday will turn out to become must-haves (certainly not HTML email!) ... but few companies have made such a business out of subtle yet important improvements. It's not really the gee-whiz that keeps them alive in my opinion, it's the "oh, this is how it should always be done" factor.

    Cheers.

  86. I agree he was off that day... by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

    Steve stumbled a bit, that's true.

    And the lineup of stuff to announce wasn't mindblowing.

    So yeah, I would say yesterday was a bit disappointing.

    But I don't think it means Steve's lost his touch or something. Give him a chance to wow you next time.

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  87. Apple losts it pace. by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Production is off pace for Apple. In their Mad Rush to move everything to Intel, including their OS (For production). A lot of resources were diverted to Redevelop their product line. Noramlly these changes are paced out much more slowly so you can get a Big thing every keynote. PowerBook/MacBook Pro, iBook/MacBook, MacMini, iMac, PowerMac/MacPro, XServe. Then a bunch of Ipod updates and a Major OS once a year/Year in a half. This normally happends in a 3 year cycle. With about 3 New OS happening (at each WWCD) and a new iPOD at MacWorld, Mixed with some new software from Apple and 3rd party companies...
    But 2006 Was a 2/3 of a year of Major Macs upgrades. That is a lot of work, and there was no supprise about it. Leapord needed to be set aside and the Demo is of a beta version that is not to be released for almost a year, they say it is Top Secrete, but in truth it is probably not at Keynote Presentation level yet. Most the application teams have been working to make all their apps Universal Binary. Not much time for massive exterior case redesign, new software, or Highly inovative stuff that can make the keynote great.
    I bet Apple is extreamly greatful that Long^H^H^H^HVista has been delayed so many times, It gave Apple a change to do a Major undertaking, and still come out ahead of Microsoft. With rumor sites giving more and more hype on what can come up with next, people are expecting apple to come up with the impossible. Heck I still want my holographic display iMac.

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    1. Re:Apple losts it pace. by thelem · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the last WWDC? You can convert a Power PC Cocoa app into a universal binary in a couple of hours - that guy from Mathematica said so.

    2. Re:Apple losts it pace. by Squozen · · Score: 1

      "Leapord needed to be set aside and the Demo is of a beta version that is not to be released for almost a year, they say it is Top Secrete, but in truth it is probably not at Keynote Presentation level yet."

      An interesting theory, but one shot down by the fact that developers at WWDC are receiving their Leopard betas this week. Kinda hard to do unless it was fairly feature-complete and stable, I'd imagine.

    3. Re:Apple losts it pace. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Well there is a different from being stable and keynote ready. If the animations are jerky or is leaving graphic poop. Or just doesn't have all the graphics in and some broken pieces. Or just running way to slow then it should, they just have the proof of concept.

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    4. Re:Apple losts it pace. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Yes I saw it. But I tend to disagree with that concept is true all of the time. A lot of cases developers bypassed much of the X-Code and made their apps their own way.

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    5. Re:Apple losts it pace. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus Mathematica was already compiling on Intel CPUs for the other OS versions prior to their porting to Intel Mac, so all the issues that may have affected them were probably already taken care of in the past.

    6. Re:Apple losts it pace. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Because Apple puts in the work porting their libraries. So for Apple it's not quite as easy.

  88. Re:Pancreatic cancer by jlowery · · Score: 2, Informative
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  89. As Long As... by oahazmatt · · Score: 1

    As long as the Sorting Hat still says he's CEO, that's the way it's gonna be.

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  90. Jobs looks bad, Leopard looks good by aduzik · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought exactly the same thing yesterday when I watched the WWDC webcast. Steve Jobs looked, in my estimation, terrible. I'm pretty sure he's grown out his beard to hide how thin his face looks. And, it's also true that he didn't seem to have his usual blend of piss and organic vinegar that he generally shows off at these things.

    (I do think I know where Steve's weight went, though: into Phil Schiller! That guy should take a page from the Steve Jobs cookbook. Man!)

    But I thought that there were some great features in the Leopard preview they showed off. For example, Time Machine looks simply astounding. Maybe the sci-fi effects are a little over the top, but being able to look for a lost file by browsing through past versions of the folder in which it's contained is really cool.

    I'm also really jazzed about the Web Clip service in Safari. I can think of lots of times when that would be handy. And, I will say that I really enjoyed the comparisons between a Windows Vista desktop and a Mac OS X Tiger desktop. Microsoft even stole the "lickable" aqua sphere!

    It's entirely possible that Steve might be trying to take a step back from these keynotes. And it's also entirely possible that this was a sort of "test" for these three guys to see which one would have the ability to do these presentations in the future if Steve can't. However, the company itself is still the same as ever. Lines like, "Redmond, start your photocopiers" and "Mac OS X Leopard: Introducing Vista 2.0" are classic.

    Let's also not forget that the new Mac Pro is pretty astounding: four cores, standard! And, let's also not forget that Steve did say that the best new features of Leopard are, as the slide said, "Top Secret". I think Apple really felt like they got burned by Microsoft when they copied, feature for feature, everything that was new and exciting about Tiger for Vista. My guess is that, since Leopard is slated for Spring, Apple wants Microsoft to release Vista, which is truly lackluster, and then release Leopard in rapid succession. Those, "I'm a PC, I'm a Mac" ads might take on a whole new antagonistic dimension! For example:

    (Cue cutesy music)
    PC: I'm a PC
    Mac: And I'm a Mac. Hear me roar.
    PC: I can search every file on your hard drive instantly.
    Mac: I've been doing that for two years now! And, I can search network servers, other Macs, and even tell you that the remote is lost between the second and third cushion on the couch. Take that!
    PC: Well, I've got transparent windows!
    Mac: Oh yeah, well MY windows are so transparent you can't even see them! Our computers don't even come with displays anymore. I just read your mind and do exactly what you were thinking. Kapow!
    PC: Touche
    Mac: See, you finally understand what that word means. And why? Because I teach you new words while you're sleeping. Ha!
    (Cut to picture of new Mac Book, now without a display!)

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    1. Re:Jobs looks bad, Leopard looks good by Tadrith · · Score: 1

      Time Machine is a great example, however, that the road does in fact go both ways. I'm not criticizing Apple for it; in fact, it's a wonderful idea, and I was extremely pleased when Microsoft introduced Shadow Copies into Windows Server. I know the functionalities aren't entirely identical, but they are quite similar. I only wish that Microsoft would do as Apple has done, and bring it to the desktop level as well.

      Anyone who hasn't looked into Shadow Copies who has to administrate a Windows Server with your average user should definitely do so. Think of it as a file system level diff system. You can maintain a full history of files using a fairly small amount of disk space, and the "client" integrates directly with Explorer so even your average user can very easily retrieve a shadow copy of a file they deleted, or go back in time and retrieve a file they irrevocably changed and now want to undo. The benefits are huge, and I find myself surprised to see how many systems don't run this.

      Truth be told, I rather like when these companies copy each other. If I'm the one who benefits either way in the end, why should I care if they're busy ripping each other's ideas off?

  91. I'm just happy... by sootman · · Score: 1

    ... that Roz Ho wasn't there! God, I can't stand her voice, or what she says. And it has nothing to do with the fact that she works for MS. It's just her. Given her lack of presenting skills, I've been constantly amazed for years that Steve allows her on the stage.

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    1. Re:I'm just happy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, she is a terrible presenter. I missed her on stage yesterday about as much as I'll miss Virtual PC, which is to say, not at all.

  92. Remember, they are still sitting on features. by phillymjs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Some stuff is being kept under wraps for now, lest it be "innovated" by Microsoft and appear in Vista.

    Remember years back when Aqua was demoed, and not long after that XP suddenly had that ugly Fisher-Price GUI in response?

    I honestly think that at this point feature-theft by Microsoft isn't that big of a threat. They've proven too inept to even get Vista out with the feature set they've got currently, much less suddenly bolt on something else to it to better compete with Leopard.

    I just wish they would have demoed some of the new stuff in Leopard Server. I've been begging them for years to put together something that can replace Exchange (at least for the SMB market), and it seems like the iCal server fits the bill quite nicely, in concert with improvements to the other services that already exist in Tiger Server.

    ~Philly

  93. Just going to get worse, I think by wandazulu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't think it's Steve Jobs per se, but the fact is, and it's not limited to Apple or Microsoft, but innovation is clearly slowing down. Virtual desktops are a great addition to OSX, but as (many) others have pointed out, Unix has had it for years and you can get similar functionality from other products. Time Machine is a great idea, as is the VMS versioned file system.

    It's come down to new takes on old ideas; everything that has been toted as a new feature in OSX (and Vista) can be found in some other product or OS. While OSX's great strength is its Unix roots, Unix itself has been around literally my entire life. Not much innovation there.

    I'm not saying Unix isn't an awesome OS, its longevity is a testiment to this fact, but complacency has certainly set in across the research spectrum, AFAIK; where are the truly groundbreaking ideas in interfaces, storage, etc.? Why has nothing that has been put forth been greeted with anything more than a ho-hum? Can we not find something better than the desktop metaphor to organize everything by? Is there nothing better?

    New ideas seems to be a well on the verge of running dry and no one cares enough to notice. Until somebody comes along with some truly ground-breaking stuff, I see Microsoft's and Apple's OS offerings getting thinner and thinner from version to version; just not enough meat to hang on the old bones.

    And while I'm ranting, Linux provides the *perfect* platform for people to go nuts on...it's completely open, anyone can use it and work with it...no one has an excuse not to use it for developing the next great leap in computer technology. The banquet is all set, but who is coming to dinner? Why do we have these pointless KDE-vs-Gnome, Reiser4-vs-everybody, distro-vs-distro holy wars?

    1. Re:Just going to get worse, I think by idsofmarch · · Score: 1

      Granted, VMS and Virtual Desktops have been around for a long time, but Apple has made this a useful function for the average computer user. Time Machine is especially cool and I can't imagine a number of people actually using it. The genius of this is Apple's taking deep system functions and making them so the average user wants to deal with those services. It's not an invention, but it certaintly is an innovation.

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    2. Re:Just going to get worse, I think by jacobw · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's come down to new takes on old ideas; everything that has been toted as a new feature in OSX (and Vista) can be found in some other product or OS. While OSX's great strength is its Unix roots, Unix itself has been around literally my entire life. Not much innovation there.

      Actually, although it is heresy for a Mac fan like me to say this: Apple has never really been about innovation.

      Now, this fact is usually trotted out by people who want to bash Apple--but I'm actually citing it as proof of Apple's savvy. There's an old saying: "Pioneers get eaten. Settlers get rich." Apple has a real corporate talent for noticing when other people have come up with an intriguing innovation of a good idea, but haven't figured out how to combine that innovation with all the things that make a good end-user experience--interface, design, etc. This goes right back to the very beginnings of the company. Stevens Wozniak and Jobs weren't the first people to sell homebrew computers--they just did it better than anybody else around. Apple didn't invent the idea of whole window-based GUI with a mouse controller, Xerox Parc did. But Xerox didn't recognize how incredibly significant the invention was; Apple did. And, obviously, MP3 players were around before the iPod made them a must-have item

      Like any human institution, Apple is imperfect. Sometimes they've gotten to the market too soon (as with the Newton). Other times (perhaps more rarely) they've trailed too far behind, as for example at certain points between System 7 and OSX. But they seem to get it right far more often than most companies.

    3. Re:Just going to get worse, I think by jacobw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, and just to belabor the whole "Pioneers get eaten, but settlers get rich" analogy...

      Hardcore techies (like most Slashdot readers) are the pioneers who thrash boldly into new territory, clearing away all the underbrush but not having the political skills to get an actual town going. Apple is the savvy town booster who recognizes the value of the local natural resources, then organizes the volunteer fire brigade and the library and arranges for a train station to arrive in town (after cleverly buying the soon-to-be-valuable land next to the station-to-be.) And Microsoft is the guy that arrives several generations later and builds the shopping mall.

    4. Re:Just going to get worse, I think by hackstraw · · Score: 1


      Sure, there has been versioning and virtual desktops for a very long time, but neither seem to be as polished and usable by "normal" people like what the videos for Leopard demonstrate.

      I've used virtual desktops from a number of different implementations, including on a Mac, and I gave up on them because of one big annoyance -- the inability to move an app to another desktop so that I can interact, copy and paste from it. I've found that hiding apps and hiding "others" to be about the same as virtual desktops. A simple click on the docked app or a command-tab and the app is back. Command-H, and its gone again.

      Now, with Leopard's implementation of virtual desktops. Yeah, they got it right.

      Right now, with Expose, I can hit a button to view all windows in a smaller format, click on one, and have that window come to the forefront while maintaining the previous stacking order. Very slick. I can also, with a single key stroke, do this with the current application.

      Now, what has Apple done with virtual desktops? Well, they just upped the bar one notch from the Expose features I just mentioned.

      Again, this is only from a video, but this is how it looks to me, and makes sense. Now, with a single keystroke, I can now view _all desktops_ just like viewing all windows, but here is the catch. I can DND a window to another virtual desktop, and then warp to that desktop. Sure, other virtual desktops almost had that functionality via a small pager that you could DND things, but it was either real estate intensive to have a pager big enough you could actually make sense of, or it was just difficult in that you had to DND a window to another desktop, switch to that desktop, and then move the same window again. Now, its a matter of move and follow, and get back to work. No disruption of thought, basically one continuous flow. Very, very slick and elegant, and definitely worth the wait.

      Now with the time machine thing. Again, sure, we've had CVS, VMS's versioning, subversion, and our own -1 -2 -3 versioning schemes that are difficult to use and are very prone to human error. Now, doing a spotlight search with no hits, and then intuitively go back in time until you get hits. Very slick.

      Now, I'm under the assumption that someone like me will not be able to use time machine because I simply go through so much data with gigs and gigs of scratch and temporary stuff that I don't see this as something that could work with my niche, but then again, my apps and my work flow accommodate this pretty well already. But for those 99.99% of "normal" people out there. I can already see their eyes light up, and wonder how they had gotten along without such a feature in their life.

  94. Developers excited by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    As a developer I'm excited by a number of Leopard features.

    As a photographer, I'm even more impressed by the MacPros.

    I don't know where the article author thought the presentation was uninspiring, it was very inspiring for the people it was aimed at.

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    1. Re:Developers excited by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 1

      Because he was apparently expecting a MacWorld Expo presentation with lots of pizzaz and consumer appeal, instead of a nuts and bolts preview for developers.

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  95. You mean, iLlness. by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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    1. Re:You mean, iLlness. by Senzei · · Score: 1

      Please try harder next time. My Pun-Ometer just went all the way down to "R. Dangerfield". Any lower I would have had to call in a cleanup crew to scrub the residue from a Carrot Top level event.

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  96. Re:I know Leander K. and you, sir, are no Leander by Durandal64 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wow, that's great for him. Except that he's a journalist, not a software developer. As such, he wasn't in a position to appreciate the things that were presented during the Keynote. I know that journalists get intimidated when presented with things they can't understand or distill into small, 3- to 4-word sound bytes, but that's no reason to shoot the messenger. This conference is not about the average user. It was about the developers. Sometimes those interests coincide, like when the Intel transition was announced. Sometimes they don't. The press need to get it through their heads that Steve Jobs isn't going to introduce a new iPod every time he gets on stage.

  97. I don't know about magic, but I am sure about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about losing his "magic", but he definitely lost his mind years ago.

    "Pirates of Silicon Valley" made him look like a complete freak, and yet they went easy on him. The guy is nuts and always has been.

  98. This guy was asleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There's no way I can get excited about virtual desktops or a new service that turns highlighted text into a 'to do' item. Oooo."

    To get a story this wrong, this guy must have been asleep (or perhaps hoping for job at the NY Times or Reuters). The OS X--10.5 presentation began by telling us that some features were being kept "top secret," so Microsoft wouldn't have time to work them into Vista. That's the reason the feature set had, with the exception of Time Machine, nothing to get a glitz-obsessed journalist excited. Virtual desktops are quite handy, but they've been around so long, including them in the OS tells Microsoft nothing. And it happens to be the feature I wanted most to see in 10.5, implemented just the way I wanted--as application-based screens.

    He also doesn't understand that details such as turning "highlighted text into a 'to do' item" is just the sort of small incremental improvements that increase productivity where it matters. The key reason many of us don't create enough to dos is the hassle of switching our one-and-only to do application and typing something. We think we'll remember it and don't. And note that this feature creates a system-wide to-do list that any application can use, not just Apple products. Calendars, organizers, outliners, and widgets can all draw on and change a common pool of to-dos.

    In short, there's more to improvement and progress than toy-like glitz and dazzle.

    --Michael W. Perry, Untangling Tolkien

  99. Has Steve Jobs Lost His Mojo? by ergean · · Score: 1

    Probably his brother Bill Gates has sent his minions in time to steal it.

    Muhahahahahahahahaha..... ....
    Muhahahahahahahahahahaha........

  100. OS X already has VNC server built in by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    If you turn on desktop sharing in OS X today, you can use any VNC client to connect to and control that desktop.

    However I have to say that combining it with iChat is awesome as it really takes ad-hoc tech support for family members to the next level. I plan to buy iSight cameras for each of my family and myself just so I can more easily demonstrate things to them without traveling. I don't use iChat at all today but that's the feature that drew me in.

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    1. Re:OS X already has VNC server built in by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      However I have to say that combining it with iChat is awesome as it really takes ad-hoc tech support for family members to the next level.

      Well, two things:

      First, a similar facility has been available for Windows for a couple of years or more - you can request 'Remote Assistance' (just RDP, I believe) within MSN Messenger. So it's not new.

      Secondly, I'm stuffed if I've ever got the damn thing to work, so that sort of tempers the deal somewhat. Of course, the last time I pointed this out, numerous slashdot muppets told me I was a 'king retard or something, because it was so easy. When it works, it is, of course. When it doesn't, not so much.

      So anyway - iChat/VNC - like most things, if it works, it will be brilliant :-)

    2. Re:OS X already has VNC server built in by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      True, Windows has had a few solutions, I use desktop sharing from time to time at work as well.

      The ability to actually see someone's face while you're showing them something and talking to them though... that will be amazing.

      So, like you said - hopefully it too will "just work"!

      I also hope it shuts off VNC sharing when the chat session ends...

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  101. steve's health by La+Fourmi+Nihiliste · · Score: 0

    hmm. speaking of steve's apperance, didnt he get operated for a cancer a year ago?

    oh but i forget, steve is a god... he HAS to be in the best of shape every time. he cannot be sick. he cannot fail, let alone get mixed up in a presentation. That would be a sacrilege.

  102. -=developers=- by scromp · · Score: 1

    It's got DTrace and garbage collection motherfuckers! I soiled my pants twice, and I already knew about the gc. DTrace!

    ipods what.

  103. Isn't it early by pionzypher · · Score: 1

    To make statements questioning Job's 'magic?

    So he hasn't shown any groundbreaking new gadgets at a developer conference. Look at Apples growth in the last five years. 'Nuff said. I'm sure a majority of /.ers are more than familiar with the cyclic nature of development. Of course there are points where no groundbreaking tech is being put out. MS is somewhat at that point right now, waiting to finish up vista. I definitely wouldn't claim that MS was fading away because of this.

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  104. The Keynote Is All about Steve by dlsmith · · Score: 1

    The author's main point, I gather, isn't that the product offerings were underwhelming. His point is that Steve usually has an uncanny ability to spin Apple's products, whatever they are, into something more. (And he's not complaining. It's *fun* to pretend for a few moments that Spotlight really will Change My Life.) With Phil Schiller, et al, doing much of the presenting, the usual "spell" was broken.

    I agree. Phil is not Steve. When Steve talks, you think you're partaking of something visionary. When Phil talks, you realize that you're being fed a line the marketing people put on the teleprompter. The problem Apple faces is that Steve won't be around forever.

  105. Re:It's not exciting until Apple drops its price by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    I predict the price of Apples will drop when the new version of Newton comes out...

    I doubt it, revelations like that just don't fall from trees.

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  106. Well... by falsified · · Score: 1
    "Looking very thin, almost gaunt"...

    Sounds like Jobs rode the H train to the conference. Get ready for an even more euphoric screen saver in the next OS.

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  107. Lost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did he ever have any? Much like his MS counterpart, Jobs has spent most of his life profiting off of other people's ideas, starting with Woz. You have to start with magic to lose any.

  108. Xray looks interesting though. by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Informative

    Xray in Xcode 3.0 for Leopard looks interesting though. http://www.apple.com/macosx/leopard/xcode.html .. Has some features of Solaris DTrace, with some fancy GUI to do graphs and organize your data samples.

    It was WWDC after all, what do you expect. the D is for Developer.

    I don't know why Leopard added a bunch of Dashboard stuff (like safari as a widget, and a widget builder). I totally don't use Dashboard and it eats a lot of memory.

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  109. What about the other three? by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 1

    I do not understand why he put those other three managers on stage at all. The first was especially bad; the guy was stumbling over his words and appeared to be clueless about the subject matter. All were patently uninteresting and stiff. The keynote usually features great new developments, but it is also about image and is supposed to be entertaining. Jobs is good at delivering all that. Is he having another bout with cancer?

  110. No, probably not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Steve's still got it. There is just a vocal subset of the geek community that loves to hate him and apple.

    arstechnica has been riddled with those folks over the years, the bottom line is that once you start using OS X and Apple stuff, it's really hard to say a lot bad about them. Now that they are on intel hardware, there isn't the constant x86 vs. PPC pissing contests.

    It's just a different world where everything pretty much just works and you can spend your time on the real work, not the IT work before you get to do work.

  111. We don't want magic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The company can't come out with an awesome new toy every 3-6 months"

    We don't want magic, we simply want a portable that isn't overpriced, overheating, and underwhelming.

    Say what you want about Dell, they managed to get a Duo 2 machine out right away. Apple can't figure out how to put the proper amount of thermal paste on a CPU.

    So. What awesome new toy have they come out with within the past 3-6 months anyway?

    (how appropriate that /. is making type in "cruddy" to post this)

    1. Re:We don't want magic... by tdemark · · Score: 1

      Apple can't figure out how to put the proper amount of thermal paste on a CPU.

      As opposed to Dell, who apparently uses too much thermite paste in its batteries.

      - Tony

  112. If you want to be my Mac by ben+there... · · Score: 1
    hold up, did you just...
    Reference the Spice Girls?? what the hell?!

    He equated Apple fanboism to Spice Girl worship.
  113. Re:I know Leander K. and you, sir, are no Leander by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Being published means nothing if his current writing is bad.

    Hey, Stephen King is still raking in the green. Read one of his lately? ;-) Man, that Dark Tower fizzled. :(

  114. How to identify someone who doesn't know design by bussdriver · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Clear indication someone doesn't know design:
    "It took you that long just to do that? Thats simple."

    ---------
    They didn't show their best stuff because MS would copy them, if you did not notice they made sure to point that out to you
    Many refinements were quite good-- virtual desktops is not new, but their way is the best UI for virtual desktops I have ever seen. Not every idea was mind blowing, but their UI design and cost (bundled free) can't be beat.
    Time machine is the best version control UI I've seen. my mother could use that.
    Jobs is phasing himself out of the limelight a bit more all the time making it so when he does go its not as much of a shock to the fans.

  115. Jeez... by jpellino · · Score: 2, Funny

    Steve's finally delegating.
    Apple's showing the developers what matters to them.
    Run for your lives!

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  116. Major Change by ender-iii · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apple just went through a major change in hardware by switching to Intel. This probably took a lot of man hours to verify everything worked perfect. The same man hours that would have previously been used to think of and develop new and inovative OSX features. So is anyone complaining? Maybe Steve's "magic" comes when there is a whole bunch of new things he's excited about, but this time around other things were important just not exciting.

    I say, shut the hell up. You can run Windows on your Mac now. No one can ever diss your Mac again. The only person that can make fun of a Mac is someone with a better Mac.

    "Macs suck, they can't run games!!"
    "Really? It runs Windows, why can't it run games?"

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  117. Steve by infosec_spaz · · Score: 1

    I heard he has AIDS. All those years of illicit drug use, and what not.

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  118. A bit of history- Kahney vs. Dvorak by theolein · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If anyone remembers the CherryOS fiasco of two years back when that weird Albanian in Hawaii stole the PearPC source and claimed it as his own "80% native ppc speed" clone, the same Leander Kahney wrote one of the biggest bullshit articles I've ever read, claiming that he felt it was the real thing (even though it didn't even get past the boot screen), and that Apple should start worrying about its hardware sales. I wrote to the guy and flamed his butt off for being such a bullshitter. The guy wrote back telling me that I was just being typical of Mac zealots. Fast forward to the present and lo and behold, we have the same brain dead idiot making the same negative "Apple's dying" (but please read my crap anyway) statements like "but that's for the geeks" at a DEVELOPER conference!

    The guy is simply a more effeminate version of Dvorak. It's one of those minor trendy things amongst pseudo intellectuals (Boing Boing's rant on Apple because Apple hadn't released the sources to the x86 XNU kernel yet, for instance) to be mildly critical of Apple, YET STILL SPEND GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH TO GO AND WATCH A PRODUCT INTRODUCTION SPEECH! Apple must laugh itself to tears at morons like this who pay large amounts of cash to them for the privilege of being trendily critical of Apple.

    Make no mistake, Apple is no saviour and there are many things that I personally prefer in Linux and Windows (Linux for its openess and configurability and Windows for its GUI responsiveness), but acting like a clueless consumer at a developer conference only makes you look dumber than you are, or, in this case, exactly as dumb as you are.

  119. pancreatic cancer by peter303 · · Score: 1

    He was treated for that and appeared to recover. He supposed had one of the less common varieties that did not spread too easily and could be removed in an operation. The most common variety has a low survival rate.

  120. Exactly: by Upaut · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Apple announced several very cool features yesterday, almost all things I have third-party apps for, and yet retooled them into new things of beauty.

    The virtual desktops seem easier to use, with greater functionality. Spotlight has now replaced quicksilver for a couple more tasks. The widget creators look fun. And time machine is a blessing, that might actually convince my neighbor that backups are easy, and worthwhile (instead of calling me after his hard drive dies)

    And I do not doubt that come spring, Apple will release Leopard with even more great features. This might be the cream at the top, or not. But its not all. (even the mention of Spotlight being faster perked my interest...

    All I wish is that they will move it back to Boston... And speaking of Boston, the WWDC did NOT have a Jobs keynote. Nor any expectation for a "Great" announcement. That has traditionally been saved for the spring. What we get in the late summer is great developer workshops, companies showing their wares, and being able to mingle with fellow Apple users. (As well as locating every Newton user, and comparing hacks)

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  121. the third coming of steve jobs by peter303 · · Score: 1

    I've read several of the pop-biographies. The last one called the "Second Coming" was about the recapture of Apple after being exiled to NeXT & Pixar by the board. Plus his revived the Mac line and had the iPod hit.

    He had three major hits, more that more entrepeneurs can manage. These include the Apple II, Mac/Laser printer combo, and the iPod. Plus more than three stinkers along the way. Perhaps Gates may be entitled to five hits- PC-BASIC, industry-wide DOS, Windows, Office, and possibly the Xbox (jury not in). [ It often takes MicroSOft the 3rd or 4th version to be useful. ] Plus lots of duds too. I can recall a large number of hardware and software companies who had one great hit and could never invent a second one.

    The "third coming" could be something melding multi-media, tying together iPods, Pixar and Disney. That is if Steve lives long enough.

  122. Re:I know Leander K. and you, sir, are no Leander by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "This "dumbarse" with a blog has been writing professionally, full-time, about the Mac for over ten years. I sat a few cubicles away from him at MacWEEK when he was a news reporter and I was a reviews editor, waaay back in 1996. He went on to his current job at Wired (where he's maintained the Apple beat) and has written two excellent books about Apple."

    Okay, you've countered the subject line of his post; and I'm not particularly happy with the juvenile insults and name-calling found in the parent (de rigueur for Slashdot unfortunately). But the points raised are totally valid. How did a professional tech beat writer totally miss the whole point of a developer's conference?

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  123. ITS APPLE'S OWN FAULT!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe the fanbois are blaming others. Apple is all about hype and at the WWDC is failed to live up the usual gimmics of years past. If Apple does come out with the next "latest and greatest" then they are toast. No wonder the fanbois have their panties in a twist.

  124. Silly. by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

    Don't be silly. Ballmer threw the chair because he took exception to it: therefore, Class.throw() "throws" an exception. Get it?

    C'mon, people, this is basic stuff.

  125. Steve Who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who is Steve Jobs?

  126. Jobs is a Magician? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    Do Blaine and Copperfield know about this???

    Perhaps Steve has lost his MoJo, or is simply also bored with the current products.

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  127. If I were Steve Jobs... by renderhead · · Score: 1

    This would be part of my strategy. For the last couple of years, Jobs has been announcing amazing new developments at every public address. The expectations build. The rumor mills churn. The stocks inflate.

    Then one of two things happens. Either the announcement is completely beyond what anyone expected, and stocks boom, or the announcement simply meets expectations...and the stocks plummet.

    Jobs needs huge, unexpected extravaganzas to keep things booming, but he doesn't have enough of them for every conference. So what does he do? He gradually lowers our expectations by announcing mundane but arguably important developments. The iPod HiFi. The updated Mac Mini. The Intel Mac Pro. Enhancements in Leopard.

    Then, when our guard is down... BAM! Out comes the iPhone, or the touchless iPod, or the iWatchEverythingFromMyCouch media center. The impact will be greater when we're no longer expecting it.

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    -RenderHead

  128. RTFA? by JonTurner · · Score: 4, Funny

    >>Basically, I think the Wired article is doing a Dvorak, and inciting Mac users to go to the site. It's much ado about nothing.

    Not me! In proud /. tradition, I didn't bother to read the article and instead immediately jumped to a prior-held conclusion based on emotion. I sure showed them who's boss!

    1. Re:RTFA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, some guy writes down these things, and they are facts now? I'm sure if we wrote down some things about Jon Turner being an ass, gay, and what not, it would be all over Slashdot.

      Me, I saw Steve's keynote. He looked fine.

    2. Re:RTFA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      George W., is that you?

  129. Sure he thin and maybe looks a bit gaunt. by alfredo · · Score: 1

    You would too if you have recently battled Pancreatic Cancer.

    He was talking with developers, not the general public at the WWDC. His products were more of interest to developers than the unwashed masses. Will Suzie homemaker want to shell out 24 hundred for the Mac Pro, or would she rather have an iMac? This conference wasn't for her or her market.

    I find the announced features of Leopard interesting. I know many more will be announced when the product is released next year. There's no use telling the world all the new bells and whistles of Leopard. We want MS to wait until 10.5 is released. We don't want them to try to copy something before it is released. I'm sure it will be included in the much anticipated 2012 release of Vista. (barring any last minute glitches)

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  130. Re:I know Leander K. and you, sir, are no Leander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You got so 0wned Quiet_Desperation - what's your excuse for being such a whiny bitch yourself?

  131. CMU Mach by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 1


    Personally what EVERYONE missed is that Apple pulled off the fastest platform switch EVER. Less then ONE YEAR after the announcement, other then repaired machines or refurbs, all new equipment coming from Apple are now running on the Intel platform.

    Can you say "microkernel"?

    Avie Tevanian: He who laughs last laughs best.

  132. Developers by rfernand79 · · Score: 1

    OK, just because he's thinner instead of being a sweating greaseball shouting "Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!" does not mean _Developers_ did not find the Keynote inspiring. Time Machine alone looks awesome.

  133. Options on the Mind... by skia · · Score: 1

    My explanation for Steve's sub-par performance can be found on my blog. To sum up? This is just the first sign that Apple's legal troubles (re: the frelled-up stock options) are much worse than they've been letting on.

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  134. Cupertino, Start your Photocopiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spaces = Windows XP Desktop Manager Powertoy (free download from microsoft.com), Virtual Desktops X11
    Time Machine = Windows Volume Shadow Copy (comes with Windows XP & 2003 server)
    iCal & Mail improvements = Microsoft Outlook (has had Notes, Stationary & ToDo lists for ages)

    I also thought it was funny how they boasted that a MacPro with a 7300GT video card was $1000 dollars cheaper than a "similarly configured Dell" that had a Quadro video card in it. That Quadro is a $1600 upgrade in the MacPro - that's a total of $600 more than the Dell. Why didn't they just do an Apple to apples (pun intended) comparison in the first place & just admit that you are going to be paying an extra $600 dollars for a beautiful case & operating system, instead of trying to compare the two like used car salesman would (by lying & making false comparisons).

  135. Maybe He's Bored Like Gates! by iwsnet · · Score: 0

    Steve Jobs is loaded and just sold off Pixar. Maybe he has nothing left to prove like Bill Gates. I wonder if he will resign from Apple and devote his life to a charitable foundation.

  136. Not so quirky any more by andrewmmc · · Score: 1

    I have to say, after seeing the keynote address online that I was pretty disappointed too. But Apple has gone from being a quirky little company no-one is worrying about to a major player in the consumer market. Microsoft's decision to create a rival to iPod is not so much a decision to get into a market they would like to be in as a strategic decision to spread thin Apple's resources. Like IBM's entry into photocopiers to keep Xerox out of the PC market, and Dell's entry into the printer market to worry HP and stop them using their profitable printer division subsidizing cheap PC's to gain market share. Apple has now got the attention of some of the world's biggest and most muscular companies and they're worried about how fast Apple could threaten their existing businesses. Apple now has to be doubly innovative to maintain their growth, and to keep on the offensive. There's a large part of me that would like - and thinks it possible - that Apple could be the major player in the next few years. I know I'd prefer them to Microsoft.

  137. Make up your mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Offtopic or Funny?

    Developers-developers-developers-developers!
    (Score:-1, Offtopic)
    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday August 08, @11:27AM (#15866398)

    Re:It's all about the developers.
    (Score:4, Funny)
    by Junior J. Junior III (192702) on Tuesday August 08, @01:30PM (#15867835)
    Developers Developers Developers Developers

  138. Same old whiny question by CadmannWeyland · · Score: 1

    I've been hearing questions like this about Jobs for more years than I care to count.

    Please move along. There is nothing here to read.

  139. No announcement about 'Resolution Independence'? by DeadPrez · · Score: 1

    AKA Resolution Scaling

    There is another post on the frost page complaining about Windows (but this really affects all O/S) having such high resolution fonts appear too small. I've messed with this in OS X 10.4 via a dev kit (Quartz allows you to turn it on partially). It's quite nice when Viewer and other apps aren't crashing.

    http://dustin.waterfallsw.com/2006/05/one-feature- to-expect-in-leopard.html

  140. he's immortal now... by DynamoJoe · · Score: 1

    It's sad that Dvorak has been verbed. It's sadder still that I understood it as I read it.

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    1. Re:he's immortal now... by s_hickey · · Score: 1

      That's not verbing. "Doing a Devorak" is nouning. It's like if I say someone is "popping a wheelee." Wheelee is the noun, popping is the verb. Now, if I say that someone is "Devoraking," then I'd be verbing Devorak.

    2. Re:he's immortal now... by DarkVader · · Score: 1

      Is this the part where we point out that verb is not a verb?

    3. Re:he's immortal now... by DynamoJoe · · Score: 1

      No, that was yesterday. See the first reply.

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  141. STEVE JOBS HAS DONE ENOUGH by GlennYaHeard · · Score: 0

    This man has done enough. He sees that his company is making enough money. What is the reason to impress the people that are already marveling over Apple. OS upgrades are boring to me (except Vista in the way that they take away our rights ::DRM!!!::). Seriously folks this story is bogus...

  142. Ah, the "price comparison" "game".... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the results greatly benefits the Apple fanboys point, it is a fair comparison.

    If the results don't benefit the Apple fanboys point, they will go to all sorts of lengths to argue why you can't compare a Dell to an Apple, and will except no substitutes(i.e. DVD, software, etc).

    1. Re:Ah, the "price comparison" "game".... by Frac · · Score: 1

      If the results greatly benefits the Apple fanboys point, it is a fair comparison.

      If the results don't benefit the Apple fanboys point, they will go to all sorts of lengths to argue why you can't compare a Dell to an Apple, and will except no substitutes(i.e. DVD, software, etc).


      From what I've seen, if the results greatly benefit the Dell apologists (or the anti-Apple crowd), it's a fair comparison, and if the results don't benefit them, they will go to all sorts of lengths to argue why Apple fanboys only play the "price comparison" "game" if it's to their advantage.

      All this circular logic is confusing the heck out of me. I think you're almost as smart as that messy wires guy!

  143. The Truth about Kahney by LKM · · Score: 1

    Can we just ignore this guy?

    Kahney is the Troll who wrote The Cult of the Mac, a whole book doing nothing else but trying to pull a Dvorak on Mac users. He wrote a series of article for Wired, trying to paint Mac users as insane, ignorant cultists who value image over quality.

    Nothing he said has ever contained anything of value to anyone. Let's just stop feeding this Troll.

  144. Aside from his magic.. by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Hes lost his mind.. Killed off the newton, then swtiched to intel.. the man is mad.. totally mad!

    ( hey its a joke.. sort of )

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  145. They're keeping the best stuff under wraps by dburr · · Score: 1

    Umm, hello? McFly? Perhaps you missed the part where The Steve explained that they are still keeping the best stuff under wraps, ostensibly to thwart Microsoft's effort to copy yet another Mac-first feature (but probably more likely because they aren't ready for prime time yet). Remember, Tiger is still in development, with a release date still way in the future (I believe spring '07 was mentioned in the keynote.

    Besides, I for one found what they did show pretty damn compelling, especially Time Machine and Core Animation. Time Machine alone is worth the price of admission - I have long been wanting a system-wide sort of "undo" (they call it backup, but in many ways, it s really more like a system-wide "undo") for many years, and if the Time Machine demo is any indication, it looks like my wait is over. Apple implemented it in the usual elegant, beautiful way that we've come to expect from them.

    And, I don't know about you, but personally I think it's refreshing that Steve decided to invite others to the party. It makes more sense for the hardware and software heads to present the new MacPro's and OS X, respectively. Besides, we finally get to see Phil, Bertrand, and co. live and in person, rather than by iChat AV :)

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  146. it is a DEVELOPER conference, not MacWorld by tomtermite · · Score: 1

    As a former NeXT and current Apple developer, I go to WWDC for DEVELOPER stuff, not a bunch of announcements aimed at consumers and others who purchase Apple products. MacWorld is for the masses, WWDC is for the elite, commando-coders and tech heads. And me, a lowely code jockey who happens to have drank the Kool-ade® that is the ADC terms and conditions.

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  147. substance by m874t232 · · Score: 1

    Actually, Apple's announcements this time seemed more interesting than they have at other such events: changes to Objective C, more open source (including xnu for Intel), significant changes to desktop applications, the long-awaited Intel desktop machines, etc. Maybe the poster should be looking for substance instead of style.

  148. Press get in for free by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    I covered tech conferences for 3 years as the editor of a small newsletter and never paid an entrance fee. There's no way the Apple beat writer for Wired paid to get into the WWDC. He was comped as a member of the press and there was probably even a press-only lounge with WiFi, computers, printers, coffee, drinks and food. Smart conference organizers pamper the press because there's no better advertisement than good PR.

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  149. huh? by samantha · · Score: 1

    Was the writer even at the same conference? As a Mac devotee and app builder I had a huge grin on my face for the entire presentation. The crowd was very happy.

  150. maybe, just maybe.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm all for Apple's innovation; they more or less single-handedly revolutionized (not to mention legitimized) the mp3 player with iPod and iTunes. I love to see the new hardware and software innovations that they make, but I hope that their lack of truly innovative products this year means one thing: that they'll focus on quality, not novelty. No more iPods that scratch when you look at them the wrong way, no more overheating laptops, no more iPods with no way for the end user to replace the battery. I love innovation, but I want my products to 'just work,' not 'just work for a month.'

  151. The PC is Light Years Ahead!!! (TM) by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 1
    PC: I can search every file on your hard drive instantly.
    Mac: I've been doing that for two years now!
    Whatever. The Windows PC has been able to remote search hard drives over remote IRC connections for several years now.
    The Macintosh still can't do that! ;-)
    --
    If you mod me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
  152. Added him on my ignore list by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

    I can't handle those PPC bashing Intel fanboy comments. Even if he is boss of Apple and got my money for quad G5, anyone claiming a computer 4x and 5x faster than they sold just 2 days ago deserves to get ignored.

    I mean there is a sentence saying "Up to 5x faster" used for a SERVER product. If you believe it somehow, some guys as IBM must investigate what really made those G5 Xserve 5x slower.

    I am happy Apple could come up with something that is faster than Quad G5 but I can't see them as a serious company anymore.

    If I was given moderator rights and Steve Jobs posted something claiming Dell is 4x faster than Apple with another nickname, I would moderate him "-1 troll" just 2 years ago.

    No, my mind didn't change. I just gave up reading Apple.com site as a Mac owner and check sites like http://www.power.org/ to watch how the processor he bitches about performing.

    I am saying again. Based on my local, quick and dirty benchmarks: Quad Xeon is slightly faster than Quad G5. Lets say 30%. Of course it has better memory and Xeon is a nice WORKSTATION CPU which is in use for years. Why making people mad by using "5x faster" crap? Is it part of Intel deal? I have never seen a professional workstation or a server dubbed "5x faster" in my life. It is completely non serious.

    No reason to make their own customers nuts since they started point people to sites like http://www.tyan.com/ for companies doing those Xeon monsters for years. Call my system 5x slow yes? There you go.

  153. I have to ask... by krray · · Score: 1

    Where will the madness end? F15 to turn monitor brightness up, F14 to turn the brightness down, [I use F13 for external DVD drive, Shifted to Snapz activate], F12 for Expose (and heck, hold it to eject the CD/DVD tray), F11 to see my desktop, F10 to see current application windows, F9 to see all windows, and [I use MousePose because I can ;]. I've even been known to use a non-Apple keyboard and use F1 for Mute, F2 to turn the sound down, and F3 to turn it up.

    I haven't had the pleasure to watch the video yet, but NOW they're adding Virtual Desktops AND a Time Machine !? Where are those supposed to go on the keyboard? F7 and F6? I've only got 12 function keys [on my keyboard], for you know, FUNCTIONS. Oh wait...

    At least on the plus side I'm sure I'll be able to customize these new fangled options as I so desire like most anything else and "it will just work". Very different than my 'experience' has been with XP at work...

    I wonder if this new Time Machine will allow me to navigate back to $0.99/gal gas days???

  154. The Mother Of All Double Standards by jonathansizz · · Score: 1

    You guys are hilarious.

    Just face it, the article was right. Jobs poked fun at Microsoft for ripping off everyone elses' ideas, then did exactly this himself. Their TV adverts poke fun at Windows security problems, then we get 26 security holes in OS X. Microsoft execs involved in shady business practices get hammered. Same thing happens with Apple? Well, we all make mistakes, eh? As always from the Slashdot crowd, we get vilification for Microsoft and apologetics for Apple.

    "Don't listen to the nasty man, Steve... here, have some more of our money"

  155. Isn't it obvious? by FriedDylan · · Score: 1

    Once they removed Steve Jobs' vampire leech he clearly lost the Wamphyri passion and mind warping mentalist powers he's known for - instead he is now an empty husk of what was. I saw it coming.. Stake him and bind him in silver chains- then off to the fire pit! >:)

  156. A marketer's perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One day soon, Steve Jobs is going to step down. So who will do the presentations? Frankly, up to now, apart from Jobs, they've been ineptly handled for such a billion-dollar company. Apple needs to put a handful of attractive, snappy presenters on contracts and train them up, solely to present. Because these shows are critical. Getting dumpy mumblers from the ranks on stage (however brilliant they be at their work) is the WRONG approach.

  157. Developers developers developers developers by jdbartlett · · Score: 1

    WWDC keynotes often seem to be about what Apple's been developing. For example, check out last year's keynote:

    http://www.apple.com/quicktime/qtv/wwdc05/

    Lots of talk about iPod and iTunes.

    This year, Apple brought balance by talking more about what's relevant to developers themselves. I for one was actually quite excited to see some work going into developing an impressive built-in backup system for OS X users.

  158. STOP DISSING JOBS, BASTARDS! by pornstalker · · Score: 1

    I use Jobs for having sex, and he gave me alto-numerous help in that. I won't accept any retorts moved to Jobs' direction!

  159. Piles? by Alexis1537 · · Score: 1

    I have to say, I thought that Bertrand Serlet and Scott Forstall's presentations were quite interesting. It seems to me that Apple is moving very gradually towards a new kind of GUI, perhaps the oft-mentioned Piles. I think that Core Animation is key to this vision. While there is practically no chance of seeing piles appear in Leopard, I would fancy Apple'd chances of developing it in time for 10.6 or perhaps even OSXI. This would be a huge undertaking and one which would require users to adjust their habits . Seeing a greater degree of graphical fluidity in the way the OS performs its tasks is the best way to encourage users to embrace this change. I thought Steve Jobs did fine. As many of you have already mentioned, this is a developer conference. The effort that Apple puts in to these events is proportional to the size of the target audience. Accordingly, people shouldn't get too hung up or antsy if he fails to announce an iPhone or upgraded iPod. Wait until the pre-Holiday season for that. Similarly, expect more wizz-bang "end-user"-type features in Leopard to be announced at Macworld in January.

  160. Bug by mahju · · Score: 1

    That should be Chair.Throw.Vector(window)

  161. A better question... by petrus4 · · Score: 1

    ...would be to ask why people think he ever had it in the first place.

    Apple have always been one of my primary pet hates where computers are concerned. I had to contend with their machines during both primary and secondary school. There was nothing particularly dislikable about the IIe for it's time...in terms of the BASIC language it came with it was reminiscent of the C64 I had at home. However, the Mac Classic's interface was strange, undiscoverable, and generally annoying. I can also remember it being particularly unstable...the bomb icon was a regular companion.

    My uncle also had a Mac Classic, and I used to occasionally play games on it when I went to his house...that was after he got rid of his earlier C64, and I can remember thinking that using the C64 had been an infinitely more desirable experience, both in terms of the games, and the general interface. The selection of games for the Mac was severely limited, they were generally in monochrome, and I had to navigate the horrible UI first in order to get to them.

    Then in 1994, after having used an Amiga for four years, I was faced with the choice of either buying a Mac or a 486. After researching the subject somewhat and discovering that a) I hardly knew of anyone who was selling Macs, that b) the hardware was twice the price, and c) I'd be paying double the money for a much smaller software base, (as well as the interface which I had grown to so passionately despise) there wasn't really any contest. I've been PC based ever since, and haven't looked back.

    If I had any single request for Steve Jobs myself, it would simply be that he accept his irrelevance (other than perhaps in terms of the IPod) and give up. I'm aware that the Mac (and particularly OSX) is going to have its' cult of true believers, but other than that, I don't feel it's an exaggeration to say that nobody cares about Apple on the desktop. Linux gets a *lot* more airtime in my experience...and it deserves to.

    So Steve, please...take the money you've already earned, and ride off into the sunset.

    1. Re:A better question... by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

      "Nobody cares" ?

      Obviously you do, since you took the trouble to not only read down to the end of this thread and type your mini-biography on to it.

      Maybe you're like most zealots, you feel a need to justify the choices you made by bashing down everyone elses. If your last experience with a Mac was with a black/white Classic, it doesn't say much for the present relevancy of your observations.

      We use Macs and PCs at home. The PC's mainly for gaming and the Macs for everything else including my banking. (although I do plan on buying an Intel Mac which I'll use for both and clear up some desk space).

      I don't need to justify my Mac use by bashing Windows. Would I recomend a Mac over a Winbox to a diehard PC gamer? No. But I probably would to anyone else, especially if the bulk of their gaming like mine, is World of Warcraft. (although if they're playing WOW,I'd at least recommend a kitted out iMac over a mini). The fact is that for people doing real work. Macs run Office, and at this point in time the OS is a safer vehicle, plain fact.

      I remember my Amiga days fondly. In these days the closest thing I find to the Amiga is in OS X. down to it's UNIX core and the explosion of shareware and free applications.

      But beyond the Mac and even the iPod, there is the simple fact of Apple's success. It's not just Jobs, it's people like Ives and the uncanny sense of what people want. Sure I'd rather buy CD's and rip them rather than get them off of ITMS, but they have a great knackof getting exclusives, they signed up record companies who were still being gunshy over Napster and they have the episode of Lost! which I missed last night!

      Apple succeeds because they've come back to that one core issue that makes or breaks any company. During the early days of the Macintosh, Jobs hung up a sign at Apple that he expected everyone to take to heart.

      REAL ARTISTS SHIP.

      And that's why Apple is doing as well as they are. Apple's promises may not always overwhelm, but they have value that people can recognise. And they're shipping now.

  162. Well, Netcraft never confirmed it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unlike BSD, of course.

  163. 'No, pigeon! Pigeon, like your English!' by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

    That's my favourite quote from Fawlty Towers.

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    spoonerize "magic trackpad"
  164. Developers - Not Consumers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steve will save the Big Song and Dance Routine for the Suits and BlogBoys at the next big release of OS X. If he is going for a 1-2 knock-out - Steve will have the New iPod and OS X release at the same event, along with 'one more thing...' that we haven't even got through rumors...

    OS X new voices - Thank God! Real Human Voices and Speed Voices - Finally, that 1980s voice can be saved for F/X - when you want to build MP3 files of http://www.gutenberg.org/ books, you won't have to buy extra software. AT&T Natural Voices are what I use all the time on Windows PCs, it will be nice to have most of that functionality built into OS X.
    Thank You Apple!

    Time Machine - another Thank Steve! Having to subscribe to .Mac to get your backup files to restore is annoying, now Time Machine will do backups better, and all you need is an external hard drive. Amazing interface...

    I am looking forward to the Top Secret new features he wouldn't even mention at the developers conference - hopefully built-in DVR ability so a Mac can plug right into your cable box and save all your favorite shows, so you can watch them later on your iPod...

    The new systems are very impressive.

    All we can wish for anyone is Good Health.
    Good Health to Steve Jobs, Long Life to Him.
    Taking pot-shots at his looks is 'below the belt,'
    I wouldn't expect such personal remarks from professional writers.
    Give the guy a break, he does more in one month than most people do in a lifetime.

    Good Job Apple, Good Job Steve Jobs!

  165. OMG !!! Pink Ponies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just insert that line a few times into most blogs, and you will know
    why they read like MySpace quotes...

    OMG !!! Pink Ponies! Yay Apple!! I LoVe sTeVe!Q!!!!11

  166. Pancreatic cancer is nasty stuff by billstewart · · Score: 1

    I glad Jobs is still around at all - typically pancreatic cancer is the "dead in three months" kind. My father had a inoperable form that responded somewhat to chemotherapy, so he was able to last a couple years after the diagnosis - the chemo wasn't real harsh, but it was the "buy you some more time" type rather than something that could actually cure it, so he got to take a few trips with my mom and get his affairs in order.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks