I'll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic, see if I can track an IP address!
You're talking about a scene from CSI:NY; CSI:NY and CSI:Miami (CSI spin-offs) are always the sources for examples of CSI-related ridiculousness. All of the franchise's production values, decent writers & actors, and plausibility are reserved for the original (Las Vegas-themed) CSI.
In reality, there ARE times when theft is the correct and appropriate action, or when refusing to assist police is the correct and proper thing to do. [due to risk of enacting Godwin's Law, I will avoid mentioning certain historical events, despite their obvious applicability.]
There are times when it may be appropriate to invoke Godwin's Law.
The issue obviously raises First Amendment issues in the US, but Security minister Baroness Neville-Jones has said 'Those websites would categorically not be allowed in the UK.'
Those websites would categorically not be allowed in China, either. UK government, please don't look to China for legal inspiration.
[...] I feel it's usually better to try for the lesser of the 2 evils than throw my vote away on a futile protest. I live in a red state, where even voting for Democrats seems like so much futility.
A third-party vote is only thrown away in a swing-state. Since you live in a red state, voting for a democrat is similarly thrown away. Vote for a third-party candidate and at least try to get them matching federal campaign funds.
What do you think DADVSI and HADOPI are?
Eastern Bloc baby names?
When filling up my water bottles at a local water filtering place here in Cali [...]
No indoor plumbing in Columbia's third largest city?
The guy got $8.7M for one night of being sodomized,. That's a lot more than Charlie Sheen pays.
Okay, but Charlie Sheen's cock probably doesn't cause perforated colon.
I remember as a kid seeing a man on the TV telling me that the government is watching us using the TV in our house.
FTFY.
I own and operate a fairly famous restaurant
Never heard of it.
The DHS has a mission, to protect the riches of corporations.
Department of Homeland Securities.
I'll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic, see if I can track an IP address!
You're talking about a scene from CSI:NY; CSI:NY and CSI:Miami (CSI spin-offs) are always the sources for examples of CSI-related ridiculousness. All of the franchise's production values, decent writers & actors, and plausibility are reserved for the original (Las Vegas-themed) CSI.
Figure out how to network to said ship to upload virus in almost no time at all. check
FTFY.
In the event of an earthquake, nobody would need to worry about the wind getting lose.
Yeah but can you imagine how pissed off Godzilla would be after cutting his knees on those fucking windmills?
Same destination, without Google tracking/redirect: http://www.robotcombat.com/video_oldglory_hi.html
There is even an online university... http://trolluniversity.com/
There's also one for trolling AFK, in the career of your choice!
"Lookie! Lookie what the government is doing now!"
FTFY.
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:sOtUI146FXAJ:natalieshandbasket.blogspot.com/2010/01/if-you-dont-have-anything-nice-to-say.html%3FshowComment%3D1297206567911+natalieshandbasket.blogspot.com+rat+dim&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&source=www.google.com
Until it ships, it is still VAPORWARE!
Tape the foil on tighter if you like, I'm going for the turkey.
So you're posting from a bowling alley, with two strikes in a row... Good luck on your turkey! =)
In reality, there ARE times when theft is the correct and appropriate action, or when refusing to assist police is the correct and proper thing to do. [due to risk of enacting Godwin's Law, I will avoid mentioning certain historical events, despite their obvious applicability.]
There are times when it may be appropriate to invoke Godwin's Law.
but bad gifts do serve a purpose, it's a free supply of crap you give to people where you have to give a gift but don't want to buy one
Especially something like a label-maker.
Install plug-in ethernet ports (alongside laptop power outlets).
No good.
[...] NSA relationships don't require them.
True, NSA relationships merely require a phone call placed from the United States to Iran.
The issue obviously raises First Amendment issues in the US, but Security minister Baroness Neville-Jones has said 'Those websites would categorically not be allowed in the UK.'
Those websites would categorically not be allowed in China, either. UK government, please don't look to China for legal inspiration.
If some busybody tried to "escort" me out of a store for simply buying something, I'd tell them to reverse the whole transaction immediately.
Just bring your own ammo and shoot that fucking guy.
We're going to declare Justin Bieber a toxic substance.
It gets worse...
[...] I feel it's usually better to try for the lesser of the 2 evils than throw my vote away on a futile protest. I live in a red state, where even voting for Democrats seems like so much futility.
A third-party vote is only thrown away in a swing-state. Since you live in a red state, voting for a democrat is similarly thrown away. Vote for a third-party candidate and at least try to get them matching federal campaign funds.
See: https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Tactical_voting
[...] I have 7 children [...]
To what end?
'[K]ids' who now think they are entitled to it are going to steal it [...]
More likely, 'kids' will just download it. More convenient, and no risk of arrest.