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  1. Re:Let's just make the case. on The Other Side of the Sprint Vs. Cogent Depeering · · Score: 1

    "It's in the public good" is not a valid reason to do something, partially because the definition of the public good is so subjective. In the Hannibal films, for example, Dr. Lecter killed flutist Benjamin Raspail to improve the quality of the orchestra to which he belonged. We are all likely in agreement that this was murder, but apparently Lecter would disagree.

  2. Re:I would on Would You Add Easter Eggs To Software Produced At Work? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've seen that before. I believe that it was on The Daily WTF. Someone was demoing a piece of software, and the guy who wrote a similar product was in the audience. He realized then that the software was very similar to his, although the splash screen had been removed. Eventually, he just accused the author of stealing it, in front of the whole group. Needless to say, he tried to deny it, only to be told to press a certain keyboard shortcut. He did, and sure enough, the accuser's face appeared on screen.

  3. Re:Just using VIM on (Useful) Stupid Vim Tricks? · · Score: 1

    I learned Vim at a young age, and it has grown on me. I just prefer it now. Call it curmudgeonliness if you wish.

  4. Re:Show attached block devices on (Useful) Stupid Unix Tricks? · · Score: 2, Informative

    It uses different, non-Python syntax, but I find Fish useful.

  5. Re:but... on Can the US Stop the Illegal Export of Its Technology? · · Score: 2, Funny

    9.81 m/s^2: It's not just a good idea, it's the law.

  6. Re:Bad way to search for kiddie porn on US District Court Says Calculating a Hash Value = Search · · Score: 1

    Okay, best get rid of Spotlight from OS X, Gimp, Photoshop, WindowsKey-F, and MS Paint.

  7. Re:Bad way to search for kiddie porn on US District Court Says Calculating a Hash Value = Search · · Score: 1
    A lot of formats have places that you can modify that don't actually change the picture. For example, if I recall correctly, appending anything to a GIF won't change it (but will leave it valid).

    In addition, you can normally just open it up and re-save it; that will often change the hash without changing the data. (Don't do this too much with JPEGs, of course.)

    And I suspect that find(1) and ImageMagick will solve most such needs.

  8. Re:Meh on Linux Kernel Surpasses 10 Million Lines of Code · · Score: 1

    Or do it commit-by-commit. Obviously Torvalds has seen everything that he has written, and either he or his trusted cronies (Alan Cox and friends) has seen every commit since then.

  9. Re:absurd on Afghan Student Gets 20 Years For Blasphemy · · Score: 4, Funny
  10. Re:Not how trademarks work on Feds Target "Mongols" Biker Club's Intellectual Property · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And if you made it yourself?

  11. Re:differant registrar? on Kentucky Judge Upholds State's Gambling-Domain Grab · · Score: 1

    Well, if they don't have shoes on Kentucky dirt, then Kentucky can't do anything about this. Otherwise, if I lived in a state that declared web sites illegal, then I could shut down the whole internet.

  12. Re:fp on Al-Qaeda Web Sites Go Offline · · Score: 1

    96666? that's awesome luck, dude.

  13. Re:Oblig Banjo Jokes on Banjo Used In Brain Surgery · · Score: 1

    What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless.

  14. Re:CAPTCHAs should ask the right questions on Now Even Photo CAPTCHAs Have Been Cracked · · Score: 1

    You're doing it wrong. Average airspeed velocity.

  15. Re:Oh great. on Mandriva Linux 2009 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm on Gentoo, how do you think I feel?

  16. Re:Wow, now that's a trick! on Mandriva Linux 2009 Released · · Score: 1

    You mean, six hours ago?

  17. Re:Flash mem on Tips For Taking Your Laptop Into and Out of the US? · · Score: 1

    They have Neuticles for humans now too?

  18. Probably because of on Anti-Terrorist Data Mining Doesn't Work Very Well · · Score: 0, Troll

    Terror plane bomb nuke Pakistan Allah death to America

  19. Re:Another revolutionary technology... on Scientists Claim Breakthrough On Holographic Display · · Score: 2, Insightful
  20. Re:Works for me on Malaysian Blogger On Trial For Sedition · · Score: 1

    Sometimes letting the idiots speak is much more effective at achieving your goals than banning their speech. For example, Westboro Baptist Church.

  21. Re:This shouldn't be a problem on National Car Tracking System Proposed For US · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Let me relate an incident that happened to me regarding DUI. If you do not like my language you are free to edit it out, however, I refuse to call a sonofabitch a gentleman of questionable heritage.

    I used to drive tractor trailer over the road. I was so self-employed when the Federal DOT passed their new regulation regarding enforcement and investigation of such, despite the fact that in all the accident investigations involving big trucks, whether at fault or not, the commercial driver was subjected to tox and alcohol screens to determine his condition of sobriety and/or impairment at the time of the accident had returned result of far less than 1% of impaired commercial drivers.

    I entered Utah at the border between it and Wyoming on I-80. Just across the line is a weigh and inspection station for Utah, almost directly across the highway from the same thing on the Wyoming side.

    After being weighed and passed for legal weight I was flagged for inspection and pulled over to the side off the scale. I gathered my log book, my bills of lading, my permit and license books, my Commercial Drivers License and my medical certificate and entered the station house.

    Upon getting inside, I said to the trooper on duty, "I don't know what you need, but I brought it all, what do you want to look at first?"

    He replied, "I don't need any of that I pulled you in for a random alcohol screen."

    I said, "What?"

    He said, "You were number 17, I have four numbers I must pull in to screen for alcohol."

    I asked him, "Did I do something on my approach to make you think I had been drinking?" He answered,"No."

    "Well did I stagger or walk in any manner during the 100 yards walking back here to make you think I had been drinking?" He answered, "No."

    "Well then, do you smell any alcohol on me now, or do you have any reason to believe I am drinking?" He answered, "No, I don't understand why you are so upset if you have nothing to hide."

    I then asked him, " You really don't understand why I am upset that I must prove to you I haven't committed a crime you have no right or reason to suspect me of?"

    He again stated, "I just don't understand why you are so upset if you have nothing to hide."

    I said, "Are you really so stupid that you don't understand the reason I am angry that I must prove my innocence, though you have no reason to suspect me?"

    He said, "Look, this is my job and I have to do it and if you didn't have anything to hide you shouldn't be upset."

    I asked, "Do you really believe that?"

    He said that he did.

    That was three times I asked, three times the dumb sonofabitch indicated he had no concept of liberty or law. Three is all I will give anybody, and sometimes not that.

    I said, "Ok, if you really mean that, take off your pants and your underwear."

    He looked incredulous, then asked, "Are you crazy?"

    I replied, "No sir, I am not. Take off your pants and underwear, we are going to examine your penis for blood and fecal matter to determine if you have been molesting small boys."

    That sonofabitch went through the roof, ranting and screaming and telling me I had no right to accuse him of such a thing. I think he would have shot me if he had had the guts and thought he could get rid of the body before anybody happened along.

    I calmly replied, "It's random, I have no reason to suspect you, but now you must prove you have not been sodomizing young boys. After all, if you have nothing to hide you shouldn't be upset. What do you have to hide? Isn't that what you told me three times that you believed?"

    He was sputtering and yelling at me and soooo red in the face, I thought I might get lucky and the no good sonofabitch would die from a stroke. He screamed at me, "That's entirely different!"

    I told him, "The only thing different is now we are talking about you proving something I have no right to suspect you of. Evidently you didn't believe all that shit you told me, about nothing to hide s

  22. Re:What a consequence on Open Wi-Fi May Become Illegal In India · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In Sweden, it is common to either leave one's door unlocked so that passers-by can use the restroom, or have the house laid out such that a restroom is accessible from outside without passing through the house.

  23. Re:I would pay on CodeWeavers Package Google Chrome For Linux and Mac · · Score: 1

    1. Sometimes you want to break this rule. I'm guessing that you use Firefox on Windows or Linux. Well, it functions pretty much the same on the other system, as well as OSX. The only difference that I can think of immediately: on Unix, you use Edit:Preferences rather than Tools:Options.

    2. Windows don't function as their own environments in Chrome, merely as containers for tabs. Your tab bar is your title bar.

    3. Hover over the URL. Now look at the bottom left.

    4. I agree. Extension functionality like Firefox? (NoScript)

    5. I agree. Extention functionality like Firefox? (NoScript)

    6. Tough. It's *Google* chrome.

    7. No complaints.

  24. Re:Will the real Slim Shady please on iPhone Takes Screenshots of Everything You Do · · Score: 1

    This is Sparta!

  25. Re:Wag the dog on Senator Questions Rise In US Texting Prices · · Score: 5, Funny

    If guns kept people safer we'd be allowed to carry them on commercial flights.

    The police: When seconds count, we're there in about eight minutes.