Anyway, this is good news my brothers, our inevitable victory over the Winfidel draws closer.
Just had to fix that for you (and no, I'm not a Mac user, though I do have a couple old 68K Macs and a lovely venerable Apple IIGS I'm tempted to set back up soon.)... Don't use Windows much either, except when my work requires it.
You want the nation's space fleet designed by drunk people? My problem senses are tingling.
Are you sure your senses are tingling and not tinkling?
And for the record, I am mildly surprised that there have been no references yet about the constellation Urion.
...which is a significant improvement over our established posterior-based development process. Ah, so it is true. Their OS they they run in-house is really called BUTTIX.
Granted it's hardly more plausible that Jeff Goldblum could have hacked into an alien OS, but I thought Slashdotters had more brains than that! Jeff Goldblum didn't do it. It was David Levinson, the fictional character portrayed by Goldblum who successfully hacked into a fictional alien OS.:p
The video is not counterfeit, the media is. If I had recorded my poor attempt at trying to sound like Charlie Daniels last time I did karaoke, that could have been considered a counterfeit rendition of The Devil Went Down to Georgia.:)
I'll take the beers and the ads, thanks very much, rather than abandoning both. Besides, when the ads come up, you can turn your attention away from them by sipping on those free beers.
I'll provide free internet and filter out everything that's not clear text and matching a library of 10 "known not obscene" words.
Only way to be sure So this means you will even ban discussion of a pair of nice tits?
Fool! Your cellphone is listening to your every word, even when you think it's off! So my nonexistent cellphone is tracking my every move? Scary shit, man.
I see High Fructose Corn Syrup EVERYWHERE. Yeah. Disgusting stuff. I was mildly surprise last time I bought a bag of sugar. I looked at the ingredients, and it didn't list high fructose corn syrup anywhere.
I suspect the court will rule the extreme statutory damages amount to a fine rather than compensation for a tort and thus can only be imposed after a criminal trial.
That could actually be a good thing, as the criteria goes from a preponderance of evidence, which the defendant has to disprove, to beyond a shadow of a doubt, which is the prosecution's burden.
Plus, the defendant in a criminal trial has the right to an attorney. If he or she can not afford an attorney, one will be appointed at no cost to the defendant.
Maybe that is how to stop the vehicles driving by blasting music way too loud. Threaten them with a RIAA lawsuit.
So I'm not the only one who has thought of that, hmm? Anyone else ever found themselves wishing for a handheld EMP generator to deal with those rolling boom boxes, if such a device were possible? I'm also going to lobby Congress to legalize Sidewinder missiles for personal use on the highways...at least for my personal use.:)
Unlike WoW, the only real 'drops' in CoX are enhancements - tokens that you can drop into the six slots that can be created (one at a time, at level-up time) in every power in order to improve its effectiveness.
There's other drops you can get. Inspirations, for one. Essentially temporary enhancements that do stuff like boost your accuracy or damage output, or increase your defense, or allow you to rez on the spot after being defeated. There's also base salvage items that are needed for upgrading super group bases.
And with the advent of i9, there's recipes and invention salvage that can be used to craft enhancements, temp powers (Ethereal Shift, Gabriel's Hammer, and the St. Louis Slammer for example). The best drops though, in my opinion, are recipes for various costume pieces, such as these for example:
There's also two other wing recipes (Bone Wings and Tech Wings), and the Piston Boots recipe. But those aren't shown here because none of my characters use them.
What they're patenting is a legal agreement that says "if you get sued for patent infringement, we'll grant you a patent license for one of our patents so you can smite the bastards In other words, it's like that scene near the end of Robocop when Dick gets fired on the spot in the board room, immediately freeing Murphy to take action against him since he's no longer an OCP executive and protected by Directive 4.
At least, that was the first thing that came to mind for me.
But god's job isn't getting any easier because now every time someone suicide bombs he apparently supplies them with 72 virgins. Do you know how hard it must be to find even a few virgins today!
There's a simple solution to that, and the ultimate in cosmic karma for them. What they don't realize is that their god never specifically stated that these would be 72 female virgins.
Fuck gods and the retards who believe in them. Meh. No gods please. But there have been a number of goddesses from various mythologies throughout the ages who would be fun to get it on with. I'm looking at you, Inanna. * wiggles eyebrows *
Situation Normal, All Fucked Up. I think this one originated in the military around the time of the Korean War or Vietnam. SNAFU does date back to at least WWII. Otherwise Private SNAFU would have been given a different name.
I really doubt that either separation of church and state or the 1st Amendment would apply, as long as the domain of the ISP in question doesn't end in.gov,.mil, or.edu.
During the night, Ubuntu planted marijuana all over my house and called the ATF. Luckily, it also blew up my car, the sound of which woke me up in time to escape. At least Ubuntu did it the right way. Had it been Windows, it would have burned its lips on the exhaust pipe when it tried to blow up your car.
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Or alternatively... http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks01/0100021.txt
Anyway, this is good news my brothers, our inevitable victory over the Winfidel draws closer.
Just had to fix that for you (and no, I'm not a Mac user, though I do have a couple old 68K Macs and a lovely venerable Apple IIGS I'm tempted to set back up soon.)... Don't use Windows much either, except when my work requires it.
You want the nation's space fleet designed by drunk people? My problem senses are tingling.
Are you sure your senses are tingling and not tinkling? And for the record, I am mildly surprised that there have been no references yet about the constellation Urion.
What the hell? Who's buying semen at $250 a pop? Jizz, at that rate, I should just quit my job and do that for a living.
Fixed that for you. :)
...which is a significant improvement over our established posterior-based development process. Ah, so it is true. Their OS they they run in-house is really called BUTTIX.That could actually be a good thing, as the criteria goes from a preponderance of evidence, which the defendant has to disprove, to beyond a shadow of a doubt, which is the prosecution's burden.
Plus, the defendant in a criminal trial has the right to an attorney. If he or she can not afford an attorney, one will be appointed at no cost to the defendant.
So I'm not the only one who has thought of that, hmm? Anyone else ever found themselves wishing for a handheld EMP generator to deal with those rolling boom boxes, if such a device were possible? I'm also going to lobby Congress to legalize Sidewinder missiles for personal use on the highways...at least for my personal use.
And for some of those who stayed with Atari, little secret easter eggs were snuck into their games.
And with the advent of i9, there's recipes and invention salvage that can be used to craft enhancements, temp powers (Ethereal Shift, Gabriel's Hammer, and the St. Louis Slammer for example). The best drops though, in my opinion, are recipes for various costume pieces, such as these for example:
Dragon Wings
Cherubic Wings
Insect Wings
Faerie Wings
Burned Wings
Bat Wings
Winged Boots
Rocket Boots
There's also two other wing recipes (Bone Wings and Tech Wings), and the Piston Boots recipe. But those aren't shown here because none of my characters use them.
Of course, all those jokes will finally be put to rest come 2620 when scientists agree to finally rename Uranus.
There's a simple solution to that, and the ultimate in cosmic karma for them. What they don't realize is that their god never specifically stated that these would be 72 female virgins.
Sounds like both Asshole and Bitch in the above scenario need to be forced to watch this informative video about sexual harassment in the workplace.
I really doubt that either separation of church and state or the 1st Amendment would apply, as long as the domain of the ISP in question doesn't end in .gov, .mil, or .edu.