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  1. Re:Schrodenger's cueCat on CueCat Patent Granted, Finally · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unfortunately, it's still going to be a few hundred years before a movie such as Ass hits the big screen, or shows like "Ow! My Balls" begin to air on TV.

    Until then, you will have to be content with shows where the director cares that you care about Whose ass it is.

  2. Re:You people have no imagination. on 5 Years of RIAA Filesharing Lawsuits · · Score: 1

    5. Call cops, RIAA has just downloaded and consumed child porn!

    If it has been consumed, then there is no evidence since it has been...er...consumed.

  3. Re:repeat after me on Buffy MMO Announced, Firefly MMO Delayed · · Score: 1

    There's always MMOs like Merentha.

    Or for something more modern, you might consider City of Heroes.

  4. Streisand Effect in 3...2...1... on Don't Share That Law! It's Copyrighted · · Score: 2, Funny

    So then, how long before people start posting assorted CA laws all over the Internet? I'd start by posting the one about a $500 fine for detonating a nuke inside the Chico, CA city limits. But I can't verify whether or not that is a real law or an urban legend.

  5. Re:countdown on Ghostbusters Is First Film Released On USB Key · · Score: 1

    I actually didn't originally intend it to come across that way, at least not until I started wrapping up the post with the final line there.

  6. Re:countdown on Ghostbusters Is First Film Released On USB Key · · Score: 1

    2 GB flash drives are $5-$10 these days:

    Ah. I was just going by what is available locally.

    And curse you for showing me that. Now you have planted in my head the notion to get a higher capacity flash drive even though my 1GB drive is more than sufficient for my current needs.

    Must...resist...

  7. Re:countdown on Ghostbusters Is First Film Released On USB Key · · Score: 1

    Heck, my parents had a VHS copy of the movie back in like 1990!

    Bah. That's nothing, youngster. We had it on CED back in the 80s. And even now, I still have a commercial copy on Beta.

  8. Re:countdown on Ghostbusters Is First Film Released On USB Key · · Score: 4, Funny

    Waiting to hear news that the movie's been unlocked in 3... 2... 1...

    Good news for you...

    Used copy of Ghost Busters: $5 - $10 or so
    2GB Flash Drive: $15 - $20
    DVD Shrink to strip out everything but the movie, compress enough to fit in 2GB, and save as an ISO image: Free
    VLC Media Player to play said ISO on Linux, BSD, Solaris, OS-X, BeOS, Windows, QNX (WTF is this?), or Syllable (WTF is this one as well?): Free

    Purchasing an overpriced, DRMed version of a movie (that will most likely be playable only on a Windows box) just because it's sold on a Flash Drive?: Pointless

  9. Re:Linux support will be coming later on Mozilla's Thoughts On Google's Chrome · · Score: 5, Informative

    I had my hopes up for a very quick port from a third party. Then I found out that Google is going to use the creative commons attribution-noncommercial-noderivatives license.

    Your information is incorrect. The code is under a BSD license. It's the Chrome comic that is CC attr-nc-nd.

  10. Re:First the Russians, now the Germans... on German Customs Agents Raid Another Trade Show · · Score: 1

    Christ almighty, maybe it is time for the Americans to start bombing....

    Not Germany itself, just the next corporate wide Sisvel barbeque/picnic/whatever.

  11. Re:The investor's budget? on The Best Gaming PC Money Can Buy · · Score: 1

    Sorry. You can't live where I live. My house is too small to support more than two Humans and a cat.

  12. Re:The investor's budget? on The Best Gaming PC Money Can Buy · · Score: 1

    My certainty is based on both a little bit of web searching, plus the countless times I have had people asking if I was interested in selling my Geo. And everyone of these had mentioned that they are not easy to find for sale, and when they are for sale, they are pretty pricey.

  13. Re:The investor's budget? on The Best Gaming PC Money Can Buy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gas prices are not yet to the point where a full 8 gallon tank is $2000, which would make the car's value $4000.

  14. Re:The problem is... on Wizards of the Coast Declares Gleemax Site a Critical Failure · · Score: 1

    In City of Heroes, we already have at least 2 social networking sites in-game:

    Pocket D and Atlas Plaza.

  15. Re:hmm on Wizards of the Coast Declares Gleemax Site a Critical Failure · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They did it backwards. Typically, you are supposed to underpromise and overdeliver.

  16. Re:$10K US for a gaming rig? on The Best Gaming PC Money Can Buy · · Score: 1

    Ah. coulda had a fivesome then. :)

  17. Re:$10K US for a gaming rig? on The Best Gaming PC Money Can Buy · · Score: 1

    Some dork was trying to play Guitar Hero and impress 3 girls. Song: Bark at the Moon.

    So I pick up the real guitar, and start playing Bark at the Moon on the real guitar.

    You've never seen three heads whip around like that. Poor guy. I got all his attention.

    Did you get laid in a foursome with those three girls that night?

  18. Re:The investor's budget? on The Best Gaming PC Money Can Buy · · Score: 1

    No. No it is not. And every computer and used car salesman that refers to the purchase of something guaranteed to decrease in value over time should be sued for false advertising.

    I'm fairly certain that with fuel prices as high as they are, my humble little 1996 Geo Metro has increased in value over the years instead of decreased.

  19. Re:Fine, but on IRiffs Takes MST3k Open Source · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot has gems? That's a bit had to believe. I'm going to need a link.

    Slashdot has its moments. Not many of them, but it has them.

    Most memorable gem I can recall from recent Slashdot history was:

    Worst pickup line: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

  20. Re:I'm wondering about the contents of my burrito. on DNA Bar Coding Finds Mislabeled Sushi · · Score: 1

    Mad pig disease HERE WE COME!

    Isn't that another name for PMS? Or is Mad Cow Disease the only alternate name for that time of the month?

  21. Re:I can confirm this as well on Dell Loses Bid To Trademark "Cloud Computing" · · Score: 1

    If the wind blows a seed on your property and their crops begin to grow on your property, then sue them for littering, trespassing, etc since you did not authorize it.

    Or even better, at least if you grow your own crops, sue them for tainting your crop with their unnatural genetically modified product.

  22. Re:duh on Game Developer Asks To Hear From Pirates · · Score: 1

    1) Create content on the web site that must be downloaded with an ID that updates the program as well. Tightly integrate the downloaded data with the multiple gigabytes of data that already exists. Don't be an idiot and make it a stand alone 2mb file.

    If the original purchaser gets tired of the game and decides to exercise his right of first sale, will the person he then resells the original disk to be able to access that downloaded content from the creator's web site? Or would he have to purchase a new i.d. which would defeat the purpose of buying used?

  23. Re:Well... on SF Admin Gives Up Keys To Hijacked City Network · · Score: 1

    What was the password?

    I'm guessing it was password. Or if not password, then 12345.

  24. Re:Obviously on Troll Patents Lists In Databases, Sues Everyone · · Score: 1

    Even if it has to be extended a little, you know rackettering, harrassment, there has to be something there after over 200 years that comes close.

    They need to up the stakes to add some significant risk that will make these trolls think long and hard before deciding to sue. Like say, if the suit is found to be frivolous and without merit, the company gets referred to the Department of Justice who can then indict the CEO and other persons involved for extortion, blackmail, etc. The grand prize would then be an extended "vacation" to a federal P'Mita prison with room and board paid from the corporation's pockets, and a considerable bit of restitution paid to those they attempted to litigate into submission.

  25. Re:And finally... on Global Warming Stopped By Adding Lime To Sea · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just to spite them we should fill the ocean with Bud Light!

    That would be pointless and redundant. The ocean is already filled with water.