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Saturn's Moons Harboring Water?

eldavojohn writes "New bizarre images of Saturn's moons are exciting scientists as there may be some indication of water, possibly at very low depths in the frigid environment they possess. From the article, 'Titan's north pole is currently gripped by winter. And quite a winter it is, with temperatures dropping to -180C and a rain of methane and ethane drizzling down, filling the moon's lakes and seas. These liquids also carve meandering rivers and channels on the moon's surface. Finally, last week NASA and Esa revealed images from Cassini which confirmed that jets of fine, icy particles are spraying from Saturn's moon Enceladus and originate from a hot 'tiger stripe' fracture that straddles the moon's south polar region. The discovery raises the prospect of liquid water existing on Enceladus, and possibly life.' You can find the images here."

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  1. Filling the lakes and seas? by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "a rain of methane and ethane drizzling down, filling the moon's lakes and seas."

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought Titan's lakes and seas are already methane or ethane. Maybe they mean "filling the moon's valleys"?

    1. Re:Filling the lakes and seas? by db32 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is the same as how here on our much more boring earth, rain fills our lakes. If a pond or lake doesn't get any rain it will eventually evaporate away, it has to be refilled. I don't think it was meant in the sense of "its filling the lake with something other than what is already there" so much as "this is how these lakes were formed and are maintained".

      I remember as a child reading about this stuff and being fascinated. It has been a long time, but the descriptions I read stuck with me. I can't say how accurate they are, but to think about the very large slow moving waves of non water moving on these moons is amazing. The gravity and so on makes the waves move so much differently than what a wave lookes like here in the ocean. Even if we can't ever set foot on some of those places, I really hope we start getting good clear color pictures of some of these places. These kinds of pictures would really spark new interest in our little corner of space. Most of what we have are just black and white stuff, and the color ones aren't the real colors, but spectrograph type things.

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    2. Re:Filling the lakes and seas? by sholden · · Score: 1

      The rain ends up in the lakes and seas hence filling them, just like the water version does on earth.

    3. Re:Filling the lakes and seas? by l4m3z0r · · Score: 1

      It boggles my mind that /. does not have a mod -1 Pedantic.

    4. Re:Filling the lakes and seas? by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      It is the same as how here on our much more boring earth, rain fills our lakes. If a pond or lake doesn't get any rain it will eventually evaporate away, it has to be refilled. I don't think it was meant in the sense of "its filling the lake with something other than what is already there" so much as "this is how these lakes were formed and are maintained".


      That reminds me of a one Mandrake the Magician story, where they encountered visitors from the future. They told how in the future people live underground since surface of Earth is scorching hot. They also told how oceans are covered under sheet of glass in order to prevent them from being "vaporized away". When I was 7 years old that seemed like a cool story, but as I got older, I suddenly realized that "that is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard!". Where would it vaporize? To space? Haven't the stripwrites ever heard of water cycle? Maybe we should send them to Titan to observe the effect firsthand?

      Stupid magician...
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    5. Re:Filling the lakes and seas? by db32 · · Score: 1

      I'm not entirely sure but it sounds like you are denying the ability for a lake to evaporate away. Even more, to cite the water cycle with such a weak understanding if that is your claim. When water evaporates it goes into the air. It does things like form clouds, move around, and then fall somewhere else. To cite a childrens story about the oceans evaporating as evidence that a lake or pond cannot do this is disturbing. I hope this wasn't your intent.

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    6. Re:Filling the lakes and seas? by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      well, yeah. Lakes and other bodies of water can evaporate away. But like you said, that water then forms clouds and after a while the water rains down and refills those bodies of water from where the wter gets evaporated from. Sure, the water could go to some other body of water, leaving the original source of water dry. But the thing in the comic was that they wanted to prevent the OCEANS from evaporating. And that begs the questions: If oceans evaporated, what would happen to the water? Well, we aready have the answer, since oceans evaporate away all the time (not entirely, of course). the water just goes back to the oceans after a detour in lakes and rivers. But the comic made it sound like that when water evaporates, it's gone forever. And that's a load of bullshit.

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    7. Re:Filling the lakes and seas? by db32 · · Score: 1

      Well yeah...but its supposed to be storytime not science time. My original point was that "filling the lakes with methane" doesn't mean they weren't already filled with methane to begin with. The rains have to fill the lakes...if they don't they will dry up as the fluids move elsewhere in the system. Its the same way our mundane Earth lakes stay full, the rain fills them with water.

      I mean really. You are upset about their explanation of the sea boiling off without batting an eye at the time travel part? Also, care to explain why places like Venus seem to show evidence of once having water that is no longer there? Mole people with giant tanks? A planet can be stripped of its water, but it may not work exactly like an oversimplified story explains it.

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    8. Re:Filling the lakes and seas? by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      "I mean really. You are upset about their explanation of the sea boiling off without batting an eye at the time travel part?"

      It's called "suspension of disbelief". We can accept things like time travel, or superhero that flies. But we can't really accept things like water that vanishes forever in to thin air (pardon the pun) or the fact that no-one realized that Clark Kent was Superman. A flying superhero is something so strange that we can accept that as part of the story. Same thing with time travel.

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    9. Re:Filling the lakes and seas? by db32 · · Score: 1

      Except that we have more evidence supporting water being stripped of a planet (though not exactly the same way the story explains it) then anything regarding time travel. Your suspending the wrong disbelief. :P

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  2. Saturnians by apdyck · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And all this time we've been worried about an invasion by the Martians...when we should have really been worried about the invasion from the Saturnians!

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    1. Re:Saturnians by cnettel · · Score: 1

      Nonono, the Enceladusans!

    2. Re:Saturnians by techpawn · · Score: 1

      I think it would be an attack by the Titans...

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    3. Re:Saturnians by Tripkipke · · Score: 2, Funny

      They invited us over for a swim and a BBQ, you need to bring your own swimsuit though

    4. Re:Saturnians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Martians from Pluto living on Venus are the ones you gotta worry about.

    5. Re:Saturnians by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      Dude, a sea of methane? You can't bbq there, the moon would explode!

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    6. Re:Saturnians by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Informative

      I for one welcome our new Saturnian overlords.
      Now that's just sad.

      If they were Jovian overlords, then we could celebrate.
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    7. Re:Saturnians by eln · · Score: 2, Funny

      See, if Venus had done a better job controlling their illegal immigration issues, we wouldn't be having this problem.

    8. Re:Saturnians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      C'mon, their air has no oxygen. In fact, bottle of oxygen would be there what bottle of propane is here. It could make a bang, but wouldn't blow everything. With proper nozzle on it, you can light a match and cook just fine. However... you can't put the fire out with a splash from a lake! Their "water" "aids" "oxidation" of "fuel" (oxygen), unlike ours. Whooh, after writing all that with all that quotation marks, finally I see how Earth-biased our chemistry is. If we were from some other surroundings, we would probably had made different grouping of chemical compounds. giving more attention to those which are ubiquitous over those which are "exotic", "rare" and "unlikely". We have so much oxygen on our planet, there are probably some aliens somewhere out there who think our planet is totally poisonous and corrosive hell, like if we were to learn about world mostly covered in hydrochloric acid, with atmosphere abundant in gaseous chlorine.

    9. Re:Saturnians by Boronx · · Score: 1

      Why do you want to Balkanize the Saturnians when they've so recently united?

    10. Re:Saturnians by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
      You know, in the original 2001: A Space Oddessy, the monolith was at Jupiter. Sure, it was retconned in the movie (harder to film Saturnian rings) and in 2010 (where the move was instrumental to the plot*) and 2061 and 3001 (a terrible book, do not read). But it was Saturn to begin with.

      *Actually, you could ignite Saturn into a star too; it'd just be harder, and wouldn't last as long.

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    11. Re:Saturnians by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      If they were Jovian overlords, then we could celebrate. If they were Jovial overlords, then we could celebrate.

      FTFY
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    12. Re:Saturnians by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I left the case as "Jovian" because the grandparent would also need a correction then (Saturnian != Saturnine or Saturnalian).

      It's a joke. No need to fix what isn't broken.

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  3. Kinda useless having it there... by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Between the gravity well of each repsective Moon (and the big Saturnian one as well) and the hard radiation coming off of Saturn, you'll likely spend as much energy getting it out as it could provide.

    Now if they could score a lot of water off of asteroids and other ultra-low-gravity objects, we'd be golden, esp. the theories floating about concerning "dead comets", which IIRC are almost all water ice.

    That's where IMHO we need to be throwing exploration money; to get the low-hanging fruit first.

    /P

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    1. Re:Kinda useless having it there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Ummm, there's no shortage of H2O on this planet.

      It's a lot more cost effective, and a hell of a lot easier, to treat what's already here. Obtaining water in meaningful quantities from asteroids/comets is nearly as infeasible as obtaining it from Saturn.

      If you want "low-hanging fruit", you might want to consider Earth first.

    2. Re:Kinda useless having it there... by Vexor · · Score: 1

      I think their interest in water stems from the fact that it could sustain life and it's required for life as we know it. Not because we have shortage of water on Earth.

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    3. Re:Kinda useless having it there... by zentinal · · Score: 1

      Please correct me if I'm mistaken, but, I believe the idea is to not have to lift H2O out of a deep gravity well, to provide water for humans off planet.

    4. Re:Kinda useless having it there... by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      We don't need water HERE, we need it everywhere else. That includes as fuel for spaceships, as drinking water for spaceships, as drinking water for any space stations/habitats and so on.

      If it's in some place we have much better odds of setting up a colony there. However if it's harder to get it out of some place then it's of only marginal use save for some scientific colony.

    5. Re:Kinda useless having it there... by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Ummm, there's no shortage of H2O on this planet.

      True indeed... but at around $10,000/kilo just to get it into orbit, I wouldn't exactly call it "cost effective". If it weren't for that constant 1g pull keeping it all down here and the expense of getting it up there, we could just take as much as we wanted with us. Problem is, if we're going to get folks into space permanently, 'living off the land' is much cheaper and far more feasible than simply dragging along every last thing we could use.

      Obtaining water in meaningful quantities from asteroids/comets is nearly as infeasible as obtaining it from Saturn.

      Not necessarily; I mentioned dead comets for a reason. While the reference lists them as being mostly rocky (as most of their more volatile contents would have out-gassed), I suspect that they contain more than enough water to make them worthwhile as mining targets. Active comets contain a whole lot more, and can probably be safely mined by automated robotic equipment once the comet gets far enough out from the Sun to dampen the out-gassing. Some asteroids could easily be comets that simply have stable orbits, far enough out from the Sun* to not erupt and evaporate, with a nice heavy coating of dust to keep things insulated.

      *Note: not "Kuiper Belt" distance (though at that distance they would be very plentiful)... more like "Mars" distance, where quite a few can likely be found.

      Thing is, we really don't know because we really haven't looked all that deeply into them yet.

      Either way, I suspect that water will be the new "gold" if/when we get up there...

      /P

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    6. Re:Kinda useless having it there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At this point in our exploration capability growth, we're not looking to use it. We're looking to locate liquid water because it represents an environment where life has been known to exist.

      If you want to use the water for human purposes then it matters only a few hundred Joules per gram whether it's frozen or liquid.

  4. liquid water by wizardforce · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The fact that some of Satrun's moons have water is nothing new, Tethys for example has a density very near 1 g/cm^3 indicating that it is likely mostly made of water ice. The real interesting thing here is that tidal heating could create pools of warmed liquid water neneat the surface.

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    1. Re:liquid water by greenarj · · Score: 2, Funny
  5. It makes sense by techpawn · · Score: 1

    With Saturn being like a somewhat failed star that one of its moons would resemble a sister planet to earth with water and everything. Now life is another matter, at least in a form that we know...

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    1. Re:It makes sense by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Er, are you joking? I'll assume you aren't...

      How is Saturn like a failed star? It has a solid core that makes up ~20% of it it's mass, that's no star. Even if it were somehow a failed star, that in no way implies that it'd have liquid water on any moons. The issue has nothing to do with formation, it's all about composition and heat: the moons of Saturn are made of ices (especially water) in a way that the terrestrial planets aren't *and* are too far from the Sun to support liquid water without some less conventional energy source. And since they're small, they're mostly cold and dead. We're *still* sort of shocked by Enceladus.

    2. Re:It makes sense by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Neither Saturn nor Jupiter are failed stars. Let Phil explain you this a bit better than I could

    3. Re:It makes sense by MBGMorden · · Score: 5, Informative

      That explanation is, somewhat lacking. It explains very well why Jupiter is not a brown dwarf. "Failed star" isn't quite so specific.

      Basically, Jupiter is one extremely massive body. It's far more massive (more than twice as much) than all the other planets (even all the other gas giants, including similarly sized Saturn) combined. It's also made of MOSTLY hydrogen (prime element fueling a star), and interestingly enough, the center of mass between the Sun and Jupiter is actually OUTSIDE of the surface of the Sun. Not much outside of it admittedly, but no other planet in our system comes anywhere near it, and it's much like the Pluto/Charon system though not as exaggerated; the objects to some degree orbit each other rather than just one orbiting the other.

      So, we really need a good understanding on how binary star systems form. If they both coalesce from the same cloud, then Jupiter can indeed be seen as an "almost" star that had all the right components, and could have formed in a way similar to a binary system, but it simply didn't pickup enough mass during formation.

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    4. Re:It makes sense by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 2, Informative
      You find the following lacking?

      So: Jupiter is *not* a BD; it formed like a planet, in the disk around the Sun. It also has about 1/1000 the mass of the Sun, or about 1/80 of the mass it needs to fuse hydrogen.
      Plus the fact that Phil Plait is a real astronomer? I'd take his word over yours anyday...
    5. Re:It makes sense by MBGMorden · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I said in my explanation that Jupiter is indeed not a Brown Dwarf, and that the linked text did explain that well. My point is that being excluded from the technical designation of brown dwarf does not exclude it from the less specific, and not as specifically defined designation of "failed star".

      I'd also question your term "real astronomer". I minored in astronomy in college and am still an avid amateur. Perhaps Galileo wasn't a "real astronomer" either since he never obtained a PhD in the discipline.

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    6. Re:It makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Lol... did you seriously just compare yourself to Galileo because you *minored* in astronomy? Tool.

      What makes the guy an actual astronomer is that he's performed real science and advanced the discipline. The same thing that made Galileo a real astronomer. The fact that you look at stars through a $300 telescope on the weekends doesn't make you an astronomer in that, or any, sense. You're a star-gazer.

    7. Re:It makes sense by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Just because someone is X doesn't mean that person is right regarding X, just that he's somewhat less likely to be wrong. Also just because they may be right doesn't mean they answered the proper question.

      More importantly YOU are saying that the parent is wrong despite him specifically saying that Phil Plait is correct. In other words now YOU'RE claiming to know more than the parent, how do YOU back up your credentials since you find that so vital?

    8. Re:It makes sense by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      My point is that being excluded from the technical designation of brown dwarf does not exclude it from the less specific, and not as specifically defined designation of "failed star".

      But, in that case, does the term have any meaning???

      Am I a failed giant, or someone who is of average height?? Or a failed famous person because I'm not famous? That sounds silly -- a hill isn't a failed mountain, it's a hill. A huge planet isn't a failed star, it's a huge planet.

      If Jupiter wasn't big enough for the step which reached "almost star", then it sounds like it's an "almost-almost star", in which case (to my layman understanding) continuing to call it a failed star is reaching quite a bit as it's still rather far removed from having had sufficient mass to be "almost" a star.

      If it's a gas giant, and not a brown dwarf, doesn't that *mean* that it isn't a failed star because it wasn't ever big enough in the first place? It seems like an arbitrary designation to call it a failed star when it never would have had a chance.

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    9. Re:It makes sense by CorSci81 · · Score: 1

      What Phil was really getting at is Jupiter most likely did not form in the same way as binary stars or brown dwarfs. The formation of Jupiter-size objects is still somewhat of a mystery, but the most promising scenario is one of a runaway core accretion, whereas it's generally thought that brown dwarfs and binary systems form through a direct instability in the collapsing proto-stellar cloud/accretion disk. In the current catalogue of stellar objects there's somewhat of a gap between the largest known gas giants (~15 times Jupiter) and the smallest brown dwarfs (around 60 times Jupiter's mass). I'm a little fuzzy on the numbers as it's been a few years since I worked on that area, but the general idea is there's a continuum of objects going from star to brown dwarf and a similar continuum from gas giant to super massive gas giant, but nothing in the middle. What's not clear is if this is an observational bias or something else is going on. The state of the art in planet/star formation simulations hasn't really filled in all of the pieces just yet.

    10. Re:It makes sense by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      I'm not claiming to know anything. I just referred to a well known astronomer. That well known astronomer makes a point of Jupiter being a planet and not a failed star. A star has a well defined astronomical definition, and neither Jupiter (nor Saturn) fill that definition.

      You can go and argue with Mr Plait about that.

    11. Re:It makes sense by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      If it isn't a brown dwarf, and a brown dwarf is by definition a failed star, then what is Jupiter exactly if it isn't a planet. Both Uranus and Neptune both contain huge amounts of hydrogen. Does that make them failed stars too?

    12. Re:It makes sense by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Of course a star has a well defined definition, and the question was never if Jupiter was a star. It is however quite close in composition to a star, has its own system of "planets" but is very much too small to be even a brown dwarf. Granted it is very unlikely that Jupiter could have ever become even a brown dwarf given how much extra mass it would have required to do so.

      Interestingly enough there is also a definition of a brown dwarf and a planet, one that is not what Mr Plait stated it to be. Of course he said that almost a decade ago and that definition is younger than that. Specifically it is based only on size not method of formation, which is logical given that we can't be sure if a brown dwarf can't form like a planet. That definition even specifically states it doesn't matter how a brown dwarf formed or where it resides as long as it pack enough (but not too much) mass.

      Furthermore that definition in no way claims that the only objects that are failed stars are brown dwarfs. After all a very large planet could form in a star like manner but would still not be called a brown dwarf. Likewise even a large brown dwarf may not be classified as a failed star if it never had a chance of becoming one even if the variables in its formation were a lot different.

      Citing old comments as canon in what is a decently active field is downright foolish.

    13. Re:It makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said it isn't a planet? Is "failed star" automatically exclusive of the category planets? For what it's worth, failed star isn't a formally defined astronomical category like brown dwarf is, to the best of my knowledge. However, it can be used to provide some insight into Jupiter's nature; indeed, it has more in common with a star than any of the other planets in the solar system do.

    14. Re:It makes sense by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      But, in that case, does the term have any meaning???

      "Failed star" isn't a scientific definition, but that doesn't mean it has no meaning. I think you are being overly-critical - this is an issue of language, not science, and the term simply refers to Jupiter being short of the mass required to form a star. No one is claiming it's a scientific classification.

      Yes, if you like you can look at everything in black and white terms, but in common usage, people will often use terms to denote not making a particular category.

    15. Re:It makes sense by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      "Failed star" isn't a scientific definition, but that doesn't mean it has no meaning. I think you are being overly-critical - this is an issue of language, not science, and the term simply refers to Jupiter being short of the mass required to form a star. No one is claiming it's a scientific classification.

      I guess my point is, outside of those classifying it for scientific purposes, who the hell needs the language classification? Moreover, why do they need one which is inaccurate? It's not short of the required mass -- it's short of being short of the required mass if I understand things.

      If it's not a truly failed star, then who needs an intermediate term to describe something which isn't big enough to describe a failed star? If it was never going to be a star, it didn't fail -- it's a whopping success as a big, huge planet, and maybe it's just a little sensitive about its weight. =)

      OK, fine. Had it been bigger it might have been a failed star. And, as you say, not everything is black and white. It just seems an arbitrary (and imprecise) distinction to use if it doesn't actually add anything. In fact, it seems to actually detract from what you're trying to explain.

      I just don't see how it actually helps anyone. To me, it sounds like an inaccurate term made up so people can talk about it on TV and sound cool, or to sound like they're in the know. When in reality, you might as well be talking about degaussing your coffee cup, or referring to a PC tower as a 'CPU', or saying you have 200GB of 'memory'.

      I realize we need a vocabulary so that people who aren't subject matter experts can follow the bouncing ball, but it just seems to be a blatantly wrong and misleading use of the term in the case of Jupiter.

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  6. hmm by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How could life, as we know it, exist in an atmosphere dominated by methane? Even if there was liquid water, how do we know that it is rich enough in oxygen to support life? I'm thinking that there is nothing to see here. Look somewhere else.

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    1. Re:hmm by david.given · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How could life, as we know it, exist in an atmosphere dominated by methane?

      It wouldn't, of course. But there could be life as we don't know it. There's nothing magic about oxygen: it's merely a good oxidiser and we have lots of it. In some exotic environments on Earth, there's life that doesn't respire oxygen; and how did you think it got there, in the first place? Photosynthesising plants made it all. What do you think they breathed?

      Complex organic chemistry + lots of energy + a rich environment = ...well, we don't know, really. But it's bound to be interesting.

    2. Re:hmm by db32 · · Score: 1

      We have methane eating bacteria here already. There is a great deal of life as we know it that doesn't need oxygen. I think you are grossly oversimplifying and misunderstand what "life as we know it" really means. Just be cause us squishy hairless monkeys need large amounts of oxygen doesn't mean everything around us does too.

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    3. Re:hmm by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of 'anaerobic respiration' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaerobic_respiration)?

    4. Re:hmm by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      How could life, as we know it, exist in an atmosphere dominated by methane?

      It's better for many kinds of life than an atmosphere filled with this horribly dangerous and aggressive oxygen stuff ...

    5. Re:hmm by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Even if there was liquid water, how do we know that it is rich enough in oxygen to support life?

      Last, I checked plants don't need oxygen but CO2 and they are mostly interested in the Carbon and release the oxygen part as a by product.

      However, I wouldn't think photosynthesis would work too well out that far, but as biological history goes... Plants came first and then animals.

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    6. Re:hmm by daniorerio · · Score: 1

      Very easily, no oxygen was present when life originated here on earth either. All the oxygen present here now was produced later by photosynthetic organisms, allowing aerobic life forms to evolve. So oxygen is not a requirement for life to form, probably it even helps if it is absent, being all toxic and all...

    7. Re:hmm by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      "enough in oxygen to support life" There was no oxygen in Earth's atmosphere when life formed. Oxygen was toxic to early life. Some of these early microbes are still around -- We called them "anaerobic". Oxygen still kills them. Only later as the oxygen level rose did life evolve a defence for oxygen then later a way to actually use oxygen

    8. Re:hmm by david.given · · Score: 1

      Last, I checked plants don't need oxygen but CO2 and they are mostly interested in the Carbon and release the oxygen part as a by product.

      Plants do breathe oxygen --- the photosynthesis happens as a separate process that happens in parallel. Admittedly, they don't use much of it (they don't get about much), but if you put them in a pure CO2 atmosphere, they'll die.

      Insert standard disclaimer about plants with weird freaky biochemistry here. There's always something that behaves oddly and breaks the rules.

    9. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "how do we know that it is rich enough in oxygen to support life?"

      What, Oxygen? Do you mean that poisonous gas that almost killed life on Earth on its very begining? You don't need Oxygen to sustain life and, at least theoretically, if Earth's primordial atmosphere were oxidating instead of reducting we could have life now on a clorhidric acid atmosphere instead of one with so much oxygen.

      What kind of ignorant modded that as "insightful"? It's not even "interesting"!

  7. Re:Lets invade!.. Saturn is just so cool! by asliarun · · Score: 1

    I know this is wildly offtopic, but Saturn is just simply soo cool! If you want to get ANYBODY hooked onto astronomy, just show them a picture of Saturn. I shudder to think of the day we will strip-mine Saturn (or equivalent heinousness), and will defile the planet with our greed. At least, we can hope.

  8. Pretty harsh by east+coast · · Score: 4, Funny

    a rain of methane and ethane drizzling down, filling the moon's lakes and seas.

    I'm guessing this is a non-smoking moon?

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    1. Re:Pretty harsh by quanticle · · Score: 1

      Given the lack of oxygen, you'd have a hard time lighting a cigarette anyway.

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    2. Re:Pretty harsh by QuailRider · · Score: 1

      Literally correct. In the absence of sufficient O2, you wouldn't be able to keep a cigarette lit, let alone burn the lake. Bring that lake to Earth, however, and it's a different story.

    3. Re:Pretty harsh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How you can smoke without oxygene?

    4. Re:Pretty harsh by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      How you can smoke without oxygene? You might want to defer that question to Jean Michel Jarre, since Oxygene is his creation.

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  9. Off topic: Headline by Billosaur · · Score: 4, Funny

    Saturn's Moons Harboring Water?

    CmdrTaco's pun routine is up and running this morning I see...

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    1. Re:Off topic: Headline by cain · · Score: 1

      Water you expect with this guy?

    2. Re:Off topic: Headline by cain · · Score: 1

      He seas an opportunity and he takes it...

    3. Re:Off topic: Headline by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      Not a pun at all.
      A pun is a play on words, such that one word or phrase can have different meanings, or using a different word but similar in sound, for comic effect. eg. "Will this elastic do the job ? At a stretch".
      A harbor (or harbour) is a harbor is a harbor, in whatever context, and means the same thing through each.
      Google it
      Now if the headline was "Reports of Saturns moons harboring life don't hold water" then that's a pun.
      Man discovered dead, he was a cigarette addict - well there's your smoking gun. Which one of these women is really married to God - None. The balloon magician was good, but his prices were inflated. 2 quarrymen have been slated for dismissal.
      etc.

    4. Re:Off topic: Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude - you must be a riot at parties.

    5. Re:Off topic: Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering what a "pink taco" is, why are you guys surprised that CmdrTaco likes puns?

    6. Re:Off topic: Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dude - you must be a riot at parties.

      I don't get it. How is that even a pun?

  10. I get it: harboring water by Kohath · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Harboring water? It's pun-tastic.

  11. How can't it? by Alzheimers · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It must be. How can you harbor *without* water?

  12. ESA by LuSiDe · · Score: 2, Informative

    ESA is an initialism standing for European Space Agency. If you write NASA with capital letters (in proper English one should do this) you should do the same with ESA.

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    1. Re:ESA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, the Mexican equivalent would be MASA, right?

    2. Re:ESA by maroberts · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you'll note that esa use lower case in their logo, whilst NASA go for caps.

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    3. Re:ESA by lennier1 · · Score: 1

      Apples and oranges. The official logo uses lower-case (http://www.esa.int/).

    4. Re:ESA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the US acronyms tend to be spelled with all capital letters. In Europe then tend to be spelled with only the first letter capitalized, or even in all smalls in some cases. It is usually best to just pick one style and stick with it.

      http://mrsquid.blogspot.com/

    5. Re:ESA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, the Mexican equivalent would be MASA, right?

      It's amazing how much rocket propulsion you can get from an entire country all eating Mexican food.

  13. I want it! by Vipersfate · · Score: 1

    I really like the fact that there might be water out there in the solar system. How can it be so abundant on Earth, and nowhere else? It's just every time that there is something about water on other surfaces in our solar system, it's seems gimmicky. Remember, water on Mars? Moon? And we never hear anything else about it.

    1. Re:I want it! by Ihlosi · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I really like the fact that there might be water out there in the solar system.

      Water is abundant in the universe. To get the stuff off a planet, you basically have to boil it off (using a combination of temperature (see Venus) and/or low pressure (see Moon, Mars)). Otherwise, if you have hydrogen (most common stuff in the universe) and oxygen (pretty common stuff in the universe), you're going to end up with water.

      Now, liquid water, that's another story.

      How can it be so abundant on Earth, and nowhere else?

      Earth is dry compared to objects that pretty much consist of water with some rock mixed in. Earth has a little bit of water sitting on the surface, and that's it.

    2. Re:I want it! by jsz0 · · Score: 1

      I completely disagree. We hear about water on Mars all the time in scientific papers. There is definitely water there in the ice caps and perhaps under the surface. The reason you're not hearing about it is due to the ignorant media, not the scientific research which is on-going and producing good results.

    3. Re:I want it! by Vipersfate · · Score: 1

      You are right about the media. I just wish they would at least take more of an interest in this. Instead, they want Paris Hilton and Britney Spears

    4. Re:I want it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Remember, water on Mars?


      Of course I remember Water on Mars! I think the existence of water on Mars is pretty well documented, as the photo proves.

    5. Re:I want it! by Convector · · Score: 1

      Actually, there's gobs more of water down in the mantle than there is on the surface. When oceanic plates subduct, they bring along seawater. At depth the water isn't free-flowing but bonds to the silicates. It's then released back into the wild at mid-ocean ridges and volcanoes at roughly the same rate it's subducted, but there's a huge reservoir in the subsurface. In the transition zone alone (between 410 km and 670 km depth) there's probably 10 times the amount of water as is on the surface. Water in the Saturnian system is nothing new. Water ice is very abundant beyond the frost line and is a major constituent of most outer solar system satellites. If the satellites are tidally heated, the subsurface ice can melt (e.g. Europa, Ganymede, probably Enceladus).

    6. Re:I want it! by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

      Plenty of liquid water out there, just not at temperatures and pressures we care to live at.

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  14. Ewww...? by Jugalator · · Score: 3, Funny

    Methane rain drizzling down to form lakes and rivers?
    Is that the celestial equivalent of wet farts? :-(

    That must be proof of an Intelligent Evil Designer if any.

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    1. Re:Ewww...? by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Given that methane is odourless, no.

    2. Re:Ewww...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      farts don't have to have an odour.

    3. Re:Ewww...? by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      If any part of your body excretes liquid methane, congratulations, you're about to die!

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    4. Re:Ewww...? by 32771 · · Score: 1

      it probably is dorky to reply to a cosmic fart joke but why not.

      You would be rather looking for H2S for the stink. I wonder if only Io has Sulfur in abundance or whether any of the saturnian moons is similarly afflicted. Oh, I just found that Titan also has some sulfur in its atmosphere. I'm sure the stink would crinkle your nose on Titan, right before it freezes off.

      Maybe visiting some geyser in Iceland during winter could give you a similar experience.

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    5. Re:Ewww...? by Techman83 · · Score: 1

      Commonly known as a "Shart" or "Shitty Fart"

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  15. Enceladus, Tiger Stripes, and Jets by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 3, Informative

    You can find the whole press release about the correlation between the Tiger Stripes and jets of Enceladus here.

  16. Re:How can't it? With Methane, duh! by SargentDU · · Score: 1

    Methane instead of water, get it? Harbors are on the seas/land interface.

  17. Carolyn Porco gave a good TED Talk about this. by EvilNight · · Score: 2, Informative

    She discusses the Cassini mission in detail, including what we've learned about Titan and this strange behavior on Enceladus. It beats reading dead text.

    http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/178

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    1. Re:Carolyn Porco gave a good TED Talk about this. by salimma · · Score: 1

      And she gave a talk with some of the same slides back in 2006, for the Beyond Belief conference. Enceladus is basically unique because not only does it have water, but it's also liquid water, and thus is probably the best bet right now for extra-terrestrial life in the solar system.

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  18. Enceladus naming of sulci by mattr · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was intrigued about why the names of those tiger stripe cracks are middle eastern cities. Googling I found this article which notes that there is a convention of naming features on this moon after places in the Arabian Nights. The page is cool and tells you what a sulcus is. And there's is a link on that page to a giant 6mb map with names of features on it.

    1. Re:Enceladus naming of sulci by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My favorite sulcus is the gluteal sulcus.

  19. Useless??? by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Am I the only one who read the slashdot intro and thought, "I soooo want to go there!"?

  20. Re:Lets invade!.. Saturn is just so cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How the hell do you strip-mine a gaseous planet?

  21. Re:Lets invade!.. Saturn is just so cool! by king-manic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know this is wildly offtopic, but Saturn is just simply soo cool! If you want to get ANYBODY hooked onto astronomy, just show them a picture of Saturn. I shudder to think of the day we will strip-mine Saturn (or equivalent heinousness), and will defile the planet with our greed. At least, we can hope.

    You do realize Saturn id a gas giant? You can't strip mine gas. But if we ever develope any technology to siphon materials from Saturn I don't understand your aversion to it. The reason we find strip mining on earth so distasteful is due to it's disruption of the local ecology and to a lesser importance it damages the esthetic's of the area. However if there is no ecology then an argument about esthetic's alone seems rather empty.

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  22. Already Known? by avirrey · · Score: 1

    Old news don't ya think? I found out about a life bearing Saturn Moon just by watching Cowboy Bebop... Get with the program! =)

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  23. Re:Lets invade!.. Saturn is just so cool! by feronti · · Score: 1

    Personally, I find aesthetics to be a perfectly valid reason to preserve the pristine nature of something, be it a natural area here on Earth or somewhere out in the stars. Whole theories of philosophy have been predicated solely on aesthetics. Simply because you're an uneducated boor who can't appreciate beauty for its own sake, doesn't mean that the rest of us should suffer to live in your cold, sterile world.

    That said, I don't necessarily think we could ever damage Saturn to the point of destroying its beauty... it's huge! And if we do somehow develop the ability to damage it, I would hope that there would be more people like me who want to preserve it than people like you who are willing to destroy it for some temporary advantage.

  24. Re:First Post by somersault · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You've got your own special tag!

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  25. Scientists say life on three-one impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientists here on Six-six dismissed the possibility that there may be life on the three-one, despite the recent detection of methane on its worldhost.

    "First," said astrobiologist Zune Ipod, "although the worldhost does in fact contain methane, there has been no evidence of any methane on its only detected world. Second, there has been no liquid of any kind detected on the worldhost system's world. Although there are various liquids on the worldhost, the primary liquid detected is dyhydrogen oxide, which is a deadly poison. In fact, it is so hot on three-one and its worldhost that dyhydrogen oxide is a gas on most of the worldhost's atmosphere. If you were to move our world to worldhost three, not only would all life vaporise, if somehow it didn't the gaseous dyhydrogen oxide would kill all living organisms.

    "Its worldhost is far too small for its world to harbor life, even if it wasn't so incredibly, hellishly hot. It is so hot that methane only exists as a gas, while the deadly dyhydrogen oxide exists as solid, liquid, and even gas.

    "We are holding open the possibility, however, of life on one of system five's four major worlds."

    Some science fiction writers have speculated on the possibility of the existance of some wierd sort of life at those hellishly hot temperatures, but those stories are simply juvenile fiction.

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  26. Can't resist... by Leuf · · Score: 1

    Saturn is harboring water? Oh great, when did Bush declare war on water? I guess he figures the terrorists are 60% water, and then Katrina... So now NASA has a new mission to seek out and destroy all extra-terrestrial water?

  27. Re:Lets invade!.. Saturn is just so cool! by zentinal · · Score: 1

    It's science fiction, I know, but...

    Take a gander at Charles Stross' Accelerando or Ken MacLeod's The Cassini Divison for ideas around "strip mining" the gas giants.
  28. Earth First! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We'll strip-mine the other planets later!

  29. More Confirmation of Electric Universe Theory by pln2bz · · Score: 0, Troll
    Many people will not realize this because they have not been reading what is being said, but the recent announcement that the jets of Enceladus are hot point sources that originate from the "tiger stripes" (more technically called rilles) is further confirmation for the Electric Universe Theory.

    I would like to point people especially to the video at http://ciclops.org/view.php?id=1702&js=1&navjs=1. Now, watch the rotation of the planet, then re-start the movie and observe the lack of movement for the jets. You can see for yourself that the jets are rotating across the planet rather than with it, presumably along the rilles. The video is rather undeniable. Within the EU view, the hot point sources constitute electrical plasma guns that are excavating materials from the surface of the planet, leaving rilles in their wake. For a fuller treatment of the situation, visit http://www.thunderbolts.info/tpod/2006/arch06/060313moonjets.htm.

    People, you will perhaps get no better opportunity to see for yourself that space plasmas can be highly electrical. The field of astrophysics is incorrectly modeling these plasmas as fluids, as if they only respond to gravity. But the space plasmas instead respond to electromagnetic forces, as decades of laboratory plasma research have already confirmed for us.

    This is not the first time in the history of science when the momentum of belief has overcome reason. From The Electric Life of Michael Faraday by Alan Hirshfeld, page 73:

    On October 1, 1820, Humphrey Davy swept into the laboratory of the Roayl Institution with remarkable news for Michael Faraday. While performing a demonstration before a science class, Danish physicist Hans Christian Oersted had noticed that an electrical current flowing in a wire moved a nearby magnetic compass needle. Whenever Oersted brought the compass toward the wire, something wrested the needle from its tenuous alignment with the earth's magnetic field and swung it in a different direction. Evidently, current in a wire creates its own halo of force -- later proved to be a magnetic field, not from an ordinary magnet, but from an electrical impostor. Oersted's observation confirmed what some scientists had suspected: Electricity and magnetism were fundamentally related. (This hunch was based on a philosophical stance that all forces are manifestations of a single fundamental force; scientists today are still trying to prove such a "grand uninified theory."

    That no one before Oersted had observed the magnetic aspect of electricity may seem astonishing in retrospect, especially when battery-powered electric circuits were common in 1820s-era laboratories, and compasses had been around for centuries. True, the influence of a current-carrying wire on a compass needle can be subtle. (I've tried. It helps to wrap the wire several times around the compass to concentrate the magnetic effect.) But, more important, most scientists at the time had been educated (indoctrinated?) to believe that electricity and magnetism were distinct phenomena. In France, for example, where the ideas of the influential eighteenth-century physicist Charles Coulomb dominated the scientific community, electricity and magnetism were understood to be different fluids that do not interact with each other. After Oersted's announcement, physicist Andre-Marie Ampere lamented to a friend, "You are quite right to say that it is inconceivable that for twenty years no one tried the action of the voltaic pile on a magnet. I believe, however, that I can assign a cause for this; it lies in Coulomb's hypothesis on the nature of magnetic action; this hypothesis was believed as though it were a fact [and] it rejected any idea of action between electricity and the so-called magnetic wires. This prohibition was such that when [physicist] M Arago spoke of these new phenomena at the Institute, they w

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    1. Re:More Confirmation of Electric Universe Theory by arodland · · Score: 1

      plz to learn fundamental physics kthxbye

    2. Re:More Confirmation of Electric Universe Theory by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would like to point people especially to the video at http://ciclops.org/view.php?id=1702&js=1&navjs=1. Now, watch the rotation of the planet, then re-start the movie and observe the lack of movement for the jets. You can see for yourself that the jets are rotating across the planet rather than with it, presumably along the rilles. The video is rather undeniable. ... People, you will perhaps get no better opportunity to see for yourself that space plasmas can be highly electrical.

      God, I must deserve a big helping of DEE-DEE-DEE, because I can't see much detail in that movie consisting of a whopping four (count them, 4) fuzzy, grainy frames*. Especially since I'll never get a better opportunity to see for myself that EU is undeniably true, and yet I'm not convinced. If EU has any elements of truth to it, then (as you so defensively gushed) it will win out eventually and you EU proponents will all be heroes. But all I'm seeing right now is a Richard-Hoaglandish theme: whining about being Kept Quiet By The Establishment(TM) while pointing out "amazing" and "undeniable" details in fuzzy images instead of writing serious scientific papers that include testable predictions.

      *Note: I'm not saying those 4 frames convince me the NASA interpretation of conditions on Enceladus is "undeniably true," either. I'll be interested to see what turns up as we look at Enceladus over the years. But I know the professional scientific community is able to update its hypotheses and theories to match observed reality. Here's hoping the EU camp can do that too.

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    3. Re:More Confirmation of Electric Universe Theory by iamlucky13 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I didn't view the movie, but from the description provided by our resident EU theorist, it seems to be something easily explained by Cartesian geometry and oft-encountered in orbital mechanics.

      As the radius of the plume increases, yet its speed remains the same, its angular velocity decreases, so it fall behinds objects below it moving the same speed along a concentric path. Thank goodness for this or we wouldn't have geosynchronous satellites as we know them and Copernicus might never have figured out heliocentrism. Also, I'm unsure how much of the movement is due to the rotation of Enceladeus and how much is due to the motion of Cassini, which would change the perspective of the plume. The EU proponents can easily determine that last part (something more interesting than Cassini moving relative to Enceladeus is happening) by getting the timestamps and orbital data from NASA and crunching some numbers, but that might be considered a testable prediction.

      Additionally, the GP's argument is not any more supportive of the electric universe theory than it is of the Enceladians with Super Soakers Theory. He doesn't even give a useful theoretical description of why EU better explains the motion of the jets than conventional theories, much less refer to any work done to determine if it is likely or even possible. NASA has at least done calculations to determine what it would take to create the jets under their proposed mechanism.

      ...plasmas can be highly electrical.

      Thank you professor obvious. Plasmas are by definition electrical. For the record, modelling plasmas electrically is only valid if they have a net charge relative to surrounding objects on large scales. There is no trivial mechanism for that to occur, and without it the net force is zero. In that regards it actually turns out to be convenient for the universe that gravity is only attractive.

    4. Re:More Confirmation of Electric Universe Theory by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      I didn't view the movie, but from the description provided by our resident EU theorist, it seems to be something easily explained by Cartesian geometry and oft-encountered in orbital mechanics.

      As the radius of the plume increases, yet its speed remains the same, its angular velocity decreases, so it fall behinds objects below it moving the same speed along a concentric path. Thank goodness for this or we wouldn't have geosynchronous satellites as we know them and Copernicus might never have figured out heliocentrism. Also, I'm unsure how much of the movement is due to the rotation of Enceladeus and how much is due to the motion of Cassini, which would change the perspective of the plume. The EU proponents can easily determine that last part (something more interesting than Cassini moving relative to Enceladeus is happening) by getting the timestamps and orbital data from NASA and crunching some numbers, but that might be considered a testable prediction.

      I recommend that you simply view the video. It might clear up some of confusion you've created here. The planetary rotation, which can be identified by following the features of the shadow, occurs counter-clockwise relative to the stationary jets.

      Additionally, the GP's argument is not any more supportive of the electric universe theory than it is of the Enceladians with Super Soakers Theory. He doesn't even give a useful theoretical description of why EU better explains the motion of the jets than conventional theories, much less refer to any work done to determine if it is likely or even possible. NASA has at least done calculations to determine what it would take to create the jets under their proposed mechanism.

      For the sake of clarification, NASA doesn't have a solid theory for why these jets occur. From http://www.saturndaily.com/reports/Cassini_Pinpoints_Hot_Sources_Of_Jets_On_Enceladus_999.html:

      The scientists also report the suggestion that the characteristics of the jets may depend on tidal frictional heating within the fractures and its variation over a full Enceladus orbit around Saturn. However, more work remains in investigating this issue.

      The possibility, first suggested by the imaging team, that the jets may erupt from pockets of liquid water, together with the unusually warm temperatures and the organic material detected by Cassini in the vapor accompanying the icy particles, immediately shoved this small Saturnian moon into the spotlight as a potential solar system habitable zone.

      But what actually lies beneath the surface to power the jets remains a mystery.

      "These are findings with tremendously exciting implications and to say that I am eager to get to the bottom of it would be a cosmic understatement," said Porco. "Do the jets derive from near-surface liquid water or not? And if not, then how far down is the liquid water that we all suspect resides within this moon? Personally, I'd like to know the answer yesterday!"

      If you see a hot point source on a body in space that is too small to be geologically active, then the simple fact is that it may be a plasma focus. The fact is that this possibility is not being considered by NASA, and this is the heart of the problem. It should at least be a possibility, but it is not for the sole reason that such an observation is precluded by popular beliefs regarding the mathematical modeling of space plasmas.

      ...plasmas can be highly electrical.

      Thank you professor obvious. Plasmas are by definition electrical. For the record, modelling plasmas electrically is only valid if they have a net charge relative to surrounding objects on large scales. There is no trivial mechanism for that to occur, and without it the net force is zero. In that regards it actually turns out to be convenient for the universe tha

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    5. Re:More Confirmation of Electric Universe Theory by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      But all I'm seeing right now is a Richard-Hoaglandish theme: whining about being Kept Quiet By The Establishment(TM) while pointing out "amazing" and "undeniable" details in fuzzy images instead of writing serious scientific papers that include testable predictions.

      There are in fact numerous papers that relate to EU Theory. You can view many of them here:

      http://public.lanl.gov/alp/plasma/papers.html
      http://www.plasma-universe.com/index.php/Plasma_Universe_resources

      And EU Theory is eminently testable relative to the more popular theories. Testing the theory, however, requires that it receive funding on par with the popular theories -- which requires that people like myself raise awareness of the theory.

      Your allegation that there are no published papers that support EU Theory is based upon a Slashdot stereotype. If we are to get to meaningful discussion, we really need to avoid casting the theory in a light that is completely untrue.

      It is not conspiratorial at all to allege that there is a campaign to keep EU Theory out of mainstream awareness. The wikipedia censors -- especially Joshua Schroeder (previously known as ScienceApologist) -- are over-zealous vigilantes who will stop at nothing to prevent a debate. They frequently portray EU Theory as not being supported by peer review journals. When a recent IEEE plasma issue was dedicated to electrical space plasmas and was authored by several EU Theorists, Joshua wrote a letter to the actual editor of the IEEE journal to complain that EU Theory was pseudo-science (without presenting any evidence to back his claim). Apparently, not only does he believe that EU Theory is wrong, but he's determined to make others believe as much in spite of the theorists satisfying his own requirement for publication.

      But there is no shortage of history of science stories detailing unfair treatment of the idea of electrical space plasmas. This is not whining. It is historical fact that people by the name of Tim Thompson, Sydney Chapman and Carl Sagan have done everything within their powers to prevent science from accepting the electrical nature of space plasmas. You may be surprised to learn that even Hannes Alfven, the originator of magnetohydrodynamics, largely recused himself from the concepts that are today used to model space plasmas as fluids within his Nobel Physics acceptance speech. He was of course completely ignored.
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    6. Re:More Confirmation of Electric Universe Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, that explains everything about you and your peculiar repressed minority style of writing. Your self created repression. Your illusionary righteous indignation. You are a wikipedia bitch. You should have said that sooner.

    7. Re:More Confirmation of Electric Universe Theory by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      I've never done any work on wikipedia, but I do know Ian Tresman, who has arguably wasted a good portion of his life just trying to create a wikipedia entry for Electric Universe Theory.

      I'm not at all repressed. I'm merely trying to provide information to people who are willing to listen because I've been reading about EU Theory for more than a year now, and I realize that there is legitimacy to what they're saying (this is actually somewhat of an understatement). To be honest, I find the whole situation quite absurd. The way I see it, many people on this board prefer categorization and ad hominem attacks over critical, objective thinking. I mean, what is really the issue here? Why are people so hostile to EU Theory? From what I can tell, it's partly because people have allowed themselves to develop preferences for the popular theories. People *like* the ideas of black holes, warped space-time, wormholes and the concept of numerous multiple dimensions. There is no realization that this is a very bad thing, even though many famous scientists of the past have warned against it.

      It's also partly because EU Theory advocates are not traditionally educated and may lack the mathematical abilities of the mainstream advocates and theorists (after all, they are alleging a systemic problem with how we educate astrophysicists). What people fail to remember though is that the same exact situation occurred for Michael Faraday, who lacked in theoretical skills but excelled in experimentation, and the large majority of his work was eventually vindicated when James Maxwell came in and quantified his lines of force. The mainstream theorists' and advocates' mathematical capabilities are not enough to make up for their lack of historical context. While many of these people can solve problems using the latest mathematical shortcuts, they oftentimes completely fail in regards to understanding both sides of the various controversies that have occurred within the field. This is a *big* problem.

      Another reason is that people here tend to work on technology, and there tends to be a blurring of the lines between technology and space interpretations. Technology advocates tend to believe that our space interpretations must be as reliable as our technology -- which ignores the fact that broken chips do not sell and nobody is purchasing space interpretations.

      A lot of people just believe that astrophysics is too complicated for them to understand, and they instead defer to whatever the majority of scientists believe, as if those people are infallible. But the EU Theorists present evidence that even non-scientists can understand quite well.

      What's somewhat ironic is that EU Theory proposes a direction for research into anti-gravitation; it offers a surprisingly detailed starting point for an explanation for the origin of life in the universe; it presents very strong evidence for human history that spans around 10,000 years long, resolving all of the issues that have plagued interpreters of ancient documents for many decades now; and it even possibly explains why we are not seeing any results with SETI (as well as how to fix it). When people criticize it without even reading about it, they virtually ensure that no progress will be made on any of these problems. People who have not read what the theory says have no idea of the vast wealth of the evidence that supports it. We by now have the firsthand accounts of nearly all of the ancient cultures of the world in agreement on what was witnessed in the sky, and what they saw can *only* be explained by a plasma cosmology. The Big Bang never happened and the Sun is powered to a large extent externally. Period. The eyewitness accounts from ancient documents correlates with the unusual fossil records we see on Earth, and both of these correlate with our most modern observations of space as well as work on plasmas from the laboratory. Evidence from multiple, unrelated disciplines all agrees with one another on the major points.

      What the pseudo-skep

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      "A man cannot begin to learn that which he thinks he already knows." --Epictetus, 1st Century A.D.
    8. Re:More Confirmation of Electric Universe Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is that, your messiah complex? Let me get this straight. A brilliant but ignored theory that somehow solves every problem in modern science, advocated by dissident and undereducated but somehow superior scientists, and supported through cryptic references to ancient observations? Why not add something about Atlantis to the mix as well? You should add something about thetans at least, then you will find a massive support base, or at least a well funded one.

    9. Re:More Confirmation of Electric Universe Theory by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      I agree that what's happening is rather unexpected and strange. People have been thinking that the theory of everything is elusive because it is horribly complex, as if doing just a little bit more of the same will eventually get us there. And so, physics has become a senseless, multi-billion dollar race to create the biggest collider, while scientists who have made significant progress in the field of aether models cannot scrounge together enough money to construct a small laboratory. So, the astrophysicists have broken their field up into a million specialties, never taking care to make sure that all of the disciplines are maintaining strong communications with one another. They then, intentionally or not, created a hierarchical system whereby astrophysics became essentially the queen of the sciences. Astrophysicists would essentially dictate to the other sciences what is real and not, ignorant of the fact that many astrophysicists have never stepped inside of a laboratory. They populated their hierarchy with mathematicians of all virtually identical pedigree and very little variance of education or even viewpoint. They failed to ever train the astrophysicists in school how to contrast and compare cosmological models, instead focusing explicitly upon one single model, completely ignoring all of the ramifications of invariance in education. Learning one model induces memorization; thinking doesn't start until you teach somebody two competing theories.

      What will be one of the most startling discoveries of the 21st century will be the realization that pseudo-skepticism itself -- this idea that extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof -- has acted as the true obstacle to discovering the theory of everything. It's the confidence that scientists are just a hair's length away from some ultimate truth that blinds them to the fact that they are in fact quite far off, because they do not even include within the set of possibilities the most important line of research -- that plasmas are electrical. If you go back in history, you will see that this prejudice against electricity in space has existed since the time that Kristian Birkeland tried to show his terrella experiment to Sydney Chapman. Birkeland believed that it was the Sun that was creating the aurora, and he made an experiment to demonstrate as much. By firing charged particles at an iron ball, he recreated the aurora. Chapman was convinced that the Earth was creating its own aurora, and he refused to even look at Birkeland's experiment or give due credit to Birkeland even years after Birkland's theories became accepted. The same sort of thing is happening right now. There are clues all over the freakin place if you can suspend your pseudo-skepticism just long enough to believe that perhaps we are not on the right track. There are a couple of people who have actually already demonstrated to the public anti-gravitation experiments, and these demonstrations make sense within some aether models. Yet, there is no interest in looking into them because since they do not validate the current models, people do not believe that they are possible.

      This extreme pseudo-skepticism amongst the public and within our fields of sciences completely ignore the fact that science is not always a forged path. When people discovered the inverse temperature relationship for the Sun's corona, the constant acceleration of the solar wind and then subsequently the apparent anticorrelation between sunspots and solar neutrino generation, this should have been sufficient alone to suspect that the Sun is an electrical device. But it is the weight of belief that rules the day. Not only do the scientists want to find a theory of everything, but they want to also demonstrate that the universe is as they thought it was! Nature will have none of it.

      The primary impediment to the theory of everything is our own unwillingness to toss aside our preferences for a theory of everything. In order to gain the most desirable knowledge known to man, we have to toss a

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      "A man cannot begin to learn that which he thinks he already knows." --Epictetus, 1st Century A.D.
    10. Re:More Confirmation of Electric Universe Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So many things you repeat over and over as though that adds credibility. Its how you see things that make you feel repressed when it is simply that your ideas lack genuine value. Sure some electricity occurs in space, but it does not have the influence you imagine it does. So much about comparative mythology as if it relates to anything outside of the humanities with any sort of priority, are you one of those former followers of Velikovsky? What next, talk about collision of Earth and Venus or some sort of extrasolar "planet x"-type body?

    11. Re:More Confirmation of Electric Universe Theory by pln2bz · · Score: 1
      It's predictable that you would bring up Velikovsky. My guess though is that you, like the rest of the scientific community, have never actually dug into the details of what Carl Sagan said about Velikovsky's theories enough to realize that Sagan was not averse to repeatedly contradicting his own published works so long as it discredited Velikovsky. For most people, it's sufficient for you to just say the name "Velikovsky" and elicit howls -- and you guys are content with the depth of those howls as some sort of proof that the guy was crazy. Velikovsky and the Catastrophist movement said many things, many of which were not adopted by the EU Theorists. But two things that they stated, and which have proven to be quite true, is that (1) Venus is a new planet, and (2) dating techniques are fairly worthless. Absolute dating is total and complete junk science. There is much research to suggest the latter (research which I'm sure you never even thought to investigate or look for), and the former is testified to by all of the ancient cultures of the world as well as the four probes that were sent there. It was the decision of NASA to ignore the results of those probes, even though they all agreed that the planet was not in thermal equilibrium and that the heat was originating from the planet's surface.

      From my own research notes on Venus' albedo ...

      Four separate probes landed on the surface of Venus and all four of these probes
      generated data that indicated that Venus is emitting significantly more energy
      than it is receiving. Three small probes carried net flux radiometers carried
      externally, and a larger probe carried an infrared radiometer internally, which
      viewed the atmosphere through a window. All of these instruments measured the
      infrared flux of the Venereal atmosphere. In the upper atmosphere, all of these
      instruments showed infrared fluxes which conformed with mainstream theories; as
      the probes descended, however, all began to show very large net fluxes
      UPWARDS, which is what you might expect if Velikovsky's view of Venus was the
      correct one. Rather than accept that four different probes carrying two different
      types of flux radiometers might be relaying legitimate data that all appeared to
      correlate with one another, mainstream astrophysicists opted to believe that all
      four instruments were faulty and all four sets of data were erroneous. Scientists
      analyzing the data opted to favor popular theories and calculations about
      Venus' heat over every single piece of directly observed data ever returned from
      these landers:

      (Based on two articles from Icarus magazine dated 1982
      and 1985, the first by H.E. Revercomb, L.A. Sromovsky, and V.E. Suomi of
      the Space Science and Engineering Center, Univ. of Wisconsin at
      Madison, the second by the same three gentlemen along with R.W. Boese
      of NASA-Ames (Icarus 52, 279-300 and Icarus 61, 521-538)

      "Below the Venus cloud deck both LIR and SNFR flux measurements
      appear to be affected by serious errors ..."

      "... Although the LIR [large probe enclosed instrument] measurements
      might be correctable, using the multispectral information of the data to
      deduce the magnitude of the asymmetry, no reliable corrections have
      yet been obtained [by 1982 three years after the fact] ... Thus we cannot
      at this time make use of the LIR results ..."

      They were less apprehensive about force-fitting the data from the three smaller
      probes to more acceptable theories that would confirm Sagan's greenhouse
      theory:

      "The magnitudes of the corrections for both instruments are determined by
      forcing agreement with a range of calculated net fluxes at one altitude
      deep in the atmosphere, where the net flux must be small because of the
      large density of CO2."

      In discussions of this data, scientists now typically claim that Venus is "within error
      bounds of thermal equilibrium" and cite the n

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      "A man cannot begin to learn that which he thinks he already knows." --Epictetus, 1st Century A.D.
    12. Re:More Confirmation of Electric Universe Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not the same as the one you began this with. I actually follow the humanities more than the other aspects. Your notes mean nothing, Venus is not new. It actually has an older crust than the earth. As to why separate cultures develop similar ideas, humans are the same the whole world over and always have been. Similar biological deficiencies and cultural pressures. Myths of dragons are widespread, but are easily explained by fossils and cultural pressures. Epilepsy is not a modern ailment either. You are snared in thinking one way, and because of that believe everyone else is snared in thinking one way that is wrong while your own is correct somehow. Your entire history here is full of proselytizing on your part for your pet theory, very much like a cult member. Diversity is essential. Some things you say misrepresent your own system, for it is that EU theory that is ignoring modern science and instead draws out older and less accurate classical ideas to scales they do not apply to. Stop this. You know what you are doing, and how you are doing it does not work. Stop this, unless you are simply psychopathic and then I can say nothing to you.

    13. Re:More Confirmation of Electric Universe Theory by pln2bz · · Score: 1
      By the way, a cult is a group of people who believe things in *spite* of evidence. Perhaps you might be interested in doing some reading about cults ...

      http://www.amazon.com/Cult-Big-Bang-Was-There/dp/0964318806/ref=sr_1_1/002-7321630-8444868?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1192581975&sr=8-1

      I am not a rogue element, as you seem to suggest. I am merely an advocate that is associated with a group of scientists. Are you alleging that the 100 or so scientists that I work with are all psychopathic and that we are a cult for believing data that you refuse to consider? Why would we go to so much effort to be scorned by society?

      Your notes mean nothing, Venus is not new. It actually has an older crust than the earth.

      What is this based upon? You appear to be completely oblivious to the fact that there are numerous enigmatic data points related to Venus. Check it out ...

      http://www.kronia.com/library/journals/venair.txt

      You are snared in thinking one way, and because of that believe everyone else is snared in thinking one way that is wrong while your own is correct somehow.

      No, I understand the basic arguments associated with both the mainstream theories and this one, and I can clearly see that EU Theory is closer to the truth. When I'm presented with images of high redshift quasars in front of and connected to low redshift spiral galaxies, I do not immediately assume that my eyes are being tricked in some way. I do not automatically consider any mathematics (like gravitational lensing) to take precedence over my own vision. I am equally skeptical of all theories. If I saw something that proved EU Theory to be wrong, I'd drop it tomorrow and move on to something else because I have no desire to believe anything that I do not think is true. EU Theory may not be as quantified as the mainstream theories, but this has nothing to do with how true it is. We can quantify many things in the universe that are complete bullshit. Mathematics has no monopoly on truth. It is just a technique for identifying truth, but it can be just as easily used to convince people of things that are not true.

      Stop this, unless you are simply psychopathic and then I can say nothing to you.

      Why in the world do you care what I believe? Why is it important to you that I think like you? Why are you so concerned that I might be sparking conversations regarding a theory that you do not agree with? How can you be so confident yourself that you are right? What evidence proves for you so conclusively that the more popular theories are true? Please tell.
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      "A man cannot begin to learn that which he thinks he already knows." --Epictetus, 1st Century A.D.
    14. Re:More Confirmation of Electric Universe Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your reference on Venus seems unaware of 30 years of data from probes that have actually reached Venus. And was published in Kronia, a biased catastrophist and Viliksovian front. The esa Venus Express probe data shows the crust to be very old, and that is only the literal surface of the planet. Isolated fantastical explanations do not matter. What exists in common in all physics is not dictated by astrophysics as you claim but is the mass product of each independent part, reaching by study to the same points. Not because of mental regimen and ignoring data but by rigorously gathering data and performing experiments. That is, to reach reality. I can not speak for great bodies, but that is your claim, and to interpret great bodies to have antagonistic values, and abusing powers to stifle your pet theory. That is the cult part. As well, you reference and tend to reference long outdated and disproved ideas, how does that support anything? I bother with you as some are foolish kids who will not recognize your brand of quakery otherwise. This is a mark on your history I leave so that others may see and find the errors in your ideas for themselves more easily.

    15. Re:More Confirmation of Electric Universe Theory by pln2bz · · Score: 1
      It appears that you are dismissing my points without actually considering them. You state:

      Your reference on Venus seems unaware of 30 years of data from probes that have actually reached Venus.

      I previously stated in my notes that ...

      In the upper atmosphere, all of these instruments showed infrared fluxes which conformed with mainstream theories; as the probes descended, however, all began to show very large net fluxes UPWARDS

      You mislead when you state that there have been landers since the four I mention. There have in fact been none. They were the last landers.

      The esa Venus Express probe data shows the crust to be very old

      I'm curious to hear on what readings or logic this is based upon. Please go on ...

      As well, you reference and tend to reference long outdated and disproved ideas

      That's unfortunately a symptom of a much larger problem -- that mainstream science has developed consensuses on many scientific questions prematurely. After all, and for the sake of the record (for the "foolish kids" out there) astrophysicists did not even possess the instrumentation necessary to identify synchrotron radiation (which can indicate double layers within space plasmas) within the sky until recently -- numerous decades after it was decided that the Big Bang Theory would become the only theory taught to students. The question of the dominant cosmology was decided *decades* before it was even possible to rule out the idea that space plasmas might be electrical. Now that we can see synchrotron radiation all over the place, suggesting the possibility that double layers may in fact be common and presenting the uncomfortable possibility that quasi-neutrality may in fact be violated quite commonly, it's a bit disingenuous to argue that the current cosmology was arrived at "by rigorously gathering data and performing experiments."
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      "A man cannot begin to learn that which he thinks he already knows." --Epictetus, 1st Century A.D.
  30. What were the odds of THAT? by mathcam · · Score: 1

    There's nothing magic about oxygen: it's merely a good oxidiser Pfft. I suppose next you'll be telling me that if Earth had methane in abundance instead, we'd all be methodists.
  31. looking for life? looking for water? by Simonetta · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Looking for water? We got water here. Two thirds of the surface of this planet is covered with water, several miles deep in places. We got all the water that you'll ever need or want right here. For free.

    Looking for life? We got life here. Lots of it. In fact there's so much life here that our main global industry is the creation of machines that are used to kill life here. Guns, munitions, bombs, atomic bombs, death planes, death satellites, endless first-person-shooter video games to prepare our young for killing. You want life? We've got plenty! Help yourself!

    The point is that spending millions of dollars to look for life and water on other planets is insane. We already have plenty of it (it being whatever you're looking for) right here, right now.

    What the people who are spending millions (hundreds of millions actually) of dollars on space travel are looking for is an easy paycheck that comes with a science-fiction fantasy attached. They should admit this to themselves and stop bullshitting the rest of us.

    Then they should go become Hollywood screenwriters and contribute something useful to our society.

    Am I pushing your buttons? Am I pissing you off?

    Get real. ...and grow up.

    1. Re:looking for life? looking for water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Am I pushing your buttons? Am I pissing you off?

                No, you are just giving ma a giggle at what an ignorant twit you are.

    2. Re:looking for life? looking for water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the Nobel prize for Tolling goes to...

    3. Re:looking for life? looking for water? by Rakishi · · Score: 1
      The point of space travel is that sooner or later we will kill ourselves off on this planet. Right now unhappy teens can go hack some government server or shoot a couple of classmates. In 30 years they'll be able to make bacteria that make airborne AIDS look like heaven. Some may not even mean to kill anyone but just fuck up. That's assuming we don't nuke ourselves into the stone age or that our society doesn't implode.

      The point of any life form is to breed and spread, the more of it there is and the more places its in the less likely it's to die off.

      As for life on other planets, well thats a scientific justification. All life on earth, no matter what form or how different, comes from a single source. We can't be close to sure (for quite some time at least) of how it came about or what other possibilities there were. Other life may teach us nothing or it may open up dozens of new paths for biologists.

      Am I pushing your buttons? Am I pissing you off? No, not really. I've seen much better written argument for your point, yours is just a weak troll. Hell you actually admit you were trolling.
    4. Re:looking for life? looking for water? by jackpot777 · · Score: 1

      Right now unhappy teens can go hack some government server or shoot a couple of classmates. In 30 years they'll be able to make bacteria that make airborne AIDS look like heaven. Some may not even mean to kill anyone but just fuck up. That's assuming we don't nuke ourselves into the stone age or that our society doesn't implode.


      Ah, you muat be young. You don't remember all the fuss about everyone having the bomb, how it was divided down into two camps (East -v- West), and how it would all be M.A.D.

      And yet here we are. Doing exactly the same thing. Well, maybe those who failed to learn from history's lessons are repeating it. You get my drift.

      I just love those prophecies of the end of the world. Pat Robertson said it would be 1992. Billy Graham said so in 1952 and died of old age. Jehovah's Witnesses said 1975. Marvelous.

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      Shiny. Let's be bad guys...
    5. Re:looking for life? looking for water? by cje · · Score: 1

      And the Nobel prize for Tolling goes to...

      The Florida Turnpike?

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      We're going down, in a spiral to the ground
    6. Re:looking for life? looking for water? by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      We got very close to knocking ourselves back a few dozen centuries with the bomb. The difference is that even the bomb requires massive expenditures of money and effort to develop and keep up. It could only be built, in dangerous numbers, by governments and those are usually sane enough. More importantly to become head of such a government requires an absurd amount of self-interest and power hunger, only when cornered would someone willingly sacrifice all that (after all you can't be ruler when there is no one to rule). Likewise these people, by the same reasoning, are older which makes them more conservative and relatively stable.

      The scenario I mentioned, and many others like it, by definition require the exact opposite of all that to be possible. That is the problem, ever increasing technology makes it inevitable that such things will happen. If we're lucky we'll be able to control it but one look at computer security makes that prospect a bit dim. Just imagine if all those hackers nowadays could take out people and not just computer systems, if instead of playing with code they could play with genes.

      Even modern biological and chemical weapons are a pain to make, yet there have been many attempts by radical groups to do just that. If they could have taken out a whole city I'm sure some would have at least attempted.

      As for failed predictions, well the lovely thing is that only one prediction needs to be right and by definition we likely won't be around to appreciate that fact. I also make no real predictions but simply say what is possible and may very well happen. It may happen, it may not happen but I prefer to be safe than sorry. The stars are silent, maybe that says something about how likely our chances of making it really are.

    7. Re:looking for life? looking for water? by dpastern · · Score: 1

      On the premise of your answer, then mankind should still be in the dark ages, I mean, why bother to learn new things when the old things suffice?

      Dave

      --
      Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. --Martin Luther King Jr.
  32. AGREED: ABOVE WAS *NOT* A PUN by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    Thank you for pointing that out. I was going to as well.

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    -Clio
    Karma: Bad (mostly from not giving a fuck)
    Blog: http://clintjcl.wordpress.com
  33. Why you shouldn't mod this down. by Simonetta · · Score: 0, Troll

    The above message was clearing written by some loser with a serious attitude problem who clearly doesn't understand the beauty and elegance and absolute necessity of space travel. How could anyone be so dense? Must not have had cool science books with cool pictures as a kid. Tough. But, this being Slashdot, where space travel has the same status as Jesus in Oklahoma, it would be easy to just blast this fool back to slime by mod-ing him (her? it? shit!) down to -100. A deep and endless black hole that Slashdot reserves for losers who interrupt our beautiful discussion of really cool methane sparklers.

    But we shouldn't!

    Because there are millions of people out there who think exactly like this pathetic fool loser. And all these pathetic fool losers just like this guy actually control the money that we need to bring the absolute necessity of space travel into reality. If any of this cool shit is going to happen, we have to convince these pathetic fool losers to give us the money. And to do this we have to blow their arguments away in order that they too can come to see the beauty and elegance and absolute necessity of space travel, just like we do.

    So let them speak! We will listen. We will study the ravings of these pathetic fool losers and turn their own words and twisted logic into arguments that are crystal brilliant diamonds of logic that clearly demonstate the beauty and elegance and absolute necessity of space travel!

    So, no, don't mod them down. Have pity and patronize them. They will eventually come over to our side. Hell, if they're on Slashdot, they're already most of the way there.

    1. Re:Why you shouldn't mod this down. by grahamd0 · · Score: 1

      So I must admit that I'm a little lost.

      Both of your posts seem heavily laden with sarcasm. Which, if either, of them represents your real opinion?

      Or were we not supposed to realize that you replied to your own post?

    2. Re:Why you shouldn't mod this down. by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      My real opinion is that space travel is cool; in Hollywood movies. In the real world, there are far too many more important things that need our brain cycles.

          Space travel is as close as most Slashdotters come to having a real religion. A lot of them seriously believe in it. They believe in it as a way to a truly utopian world. They love the smallest details of the most minute technologies involved. The love the grandure of the quest.

          It's all so childish. It's the nerd equalivent of a 3-year-old's belief in Santa Claus. (or whatever imaginary figure that children believe in your country). It's not real. There's nothing in space, it's empty. There's no reason to go to other planets: there's nothing there on them.

          Maybe in a thousand years or so, but not now. The 20th century is over. It was an aberation, a freak. It happened because of enormous amounts of cheap oil was burned to make it happen.

          The cheap and easy oil is disappearing. The magic and promise of the 20th century will disappear with it. A new dark ages approaches. There is a 'die-off' coming: a perfect storm of climate change, energy shortages, and 'Mad-Max' anarchy. There is no silver bullet technology on the horizon to save us. The super-technology of the 1960-2030 era will save only the 500,000 super-rich. Maybe you will be one of them. I hope so.

          There will be no space station islands floating above the earth like Irish monastaries in the next Dark Age. There is no technology that can sustain human life in space and there is unlikely to ever be one. Not even in a thousand years or more.

          And the Slashdotters, who should know better, refuse to give up their doomed religion of salvation through space travel.

          And it pisses me off.

          It's the only topic in all the areas that Slashdot covers where I have serious disagreements with the majority of good people here.

          And it pisses me off that every time the topic comes up here, I always write that space travel is a dangerous delusional fantasy, a techno-nerd religion. And no matter how well or poorly I write, I always get modded down to -100 hell.

          This obsession with modding down people you disagree with is a weakness in the techno-nerd mind. It's a crypto-fascist cancer that affects a lot of good people here. It makes me believe that deep deep in my gut, I can't trust the Slashdot community because under all this beautiful technology, there lies a Nazi ubermenschen uglyness of the soul that should have been discarded after the Shoah holocast showed what this mentality will lead to if not treated.

    3. Re:Why you shouldn't mod this down. by grahamd0 · · Score: 1

      I think some of your points are perfectly valid, though you seem a tad cynical. I'm confident that technology has a few things to offer us yet. Things will need to change, the oil won't last forever, but "dark ages" is a little extreme.

      Do I think I'll ever be traveling in space? Of course not. That's ridiculous. Do I think humanity will ever go to the stars? Doubtful, certainly not any time in the foreseeable future. Could there be primitive life elsewhere in the solar system? Possibly, why not look for it? We have the technology now. TFA isn't about us vacationing there, it's about robotic probes returning pictures.

      Do you really believe that we shouldn't learn about other planets simply because we can't live there? You implied the miles deep oceans were worth learning about, and I assure you we can't live at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

  34. Re:Lets invade!.. Saturn is just so cool! by king-manic · · Score: 1

    Simply because you're an uneducated boor who can't appreciate beauty for its own sake

    Thank you for highlighting how empty your argument is.

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    "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
  35. Life on foreign worlds by mknewman · · Score: 1

    When is this pop-sci trend of anytime something about space comes into the news the tagline has to be 'may contain life'. It's a poor excuse becuase it's sheer speculation. What we DO know is that there is water there. There is also loads of hard radiation and no visible cities, green belts, or anything else remotely indicating that there is life. Get a life folks. Do science for science's sake, if someday in the far future we actually encounter life, celebrate then, but until then find a different reason for exploration.

  36. Excited Scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear that phrase written in to articles all too often... makes me imagine a bunch of overly excited and dramatic Japanese schoolgirls in white lab coats and disco platform boots.

  37. If I read grandparent's link correctly by cappadocius · · Score: 1

    If I read grandparent's link correctly, it seems to be saying that Jupiter is the product of acretion in the planetary disc, a process which never produces a star; in order to be a star, or even a failed star, the body has to arise direclty from the cloud, not from the disc, as Jupiter is thought to have. So if the sun and jupiter had "both coalesce[d] from the same cloud, then Jupiter" would be "seen as an 'almost' star." That's my reading at least.

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    omnia tua castra sunt nobis

  38. Are some red dwarfs also planets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I read that article right, then in a binary star system consisting of a relatively massive star and a closely orbiting smaller star like a red dwarf, the smaller star would, by the definition offered by Dr. Plait, also be a planet, as it could have formed from the disk of material around the larger star, but still attained sufficient mass for sustained hydrogen fusion.

    That and the Pluto debate goes to show how it may often be pointless to nitpick definitions in astronomy or any other field where there are an apparently continuous spectrum of elements.

  39. Re:Lets invade!.. Saturn is just so cool! by Darby · · Score: 1

    How the hell do you strip-mine a gaseous planet?

    Mega Maid?

  40. On Slashdot, or Saturn: by cadeon · · Score: 1

    It's Life, Jim. But not as we know it.

  41. Re:Lets invade!.. Saturn is just so cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all, beauty is subjective.

    Secondly, odds are Saturn isn't uniquely beautiful in the universe, or even the solar system. For example, Jupiter has equal diversity in moons (Europea, Io, etc) and atmospheric cloud bands even more fascinating than Saturn's that will likely outlast Saturn's iconic rings (which some suspect will gradually thin out and disappear over the next few million years).

    Third, what if we strip mine it build something even more beautiful or better yet, useful? Like maybe an artificial habitat that gives billions more people the opportunity to live and therefore enjoy the beauty of the universe.

  42. You'd think... by kcbanner · · Score: 1

    The USA would be more concerned if it was harboring terrorists, not water.

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  43. Yes, it was a pun by jesser · · Score: 1

    It was a pun, using two meanings of the word "harbor". One is a noun and the other is a verb, so it shouldn't be too hard to notice...

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  44. Odyssey through O2 by kn0tw0rk · · Score: 1

    The remix album of Oxygene 7-13 - 'Odyssey through O2' has a few vocal snippets (i presume voiced by JMJ) before each grouping of 3-4 tunes, and one of those mentions '..smoking some golden beams...'

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  45. Re:Lets invade!.. Saturn is just so cool! by Gleng · · Score: 1

    if we ever develope any technology to siphon materials from Saturn

    Ask Lando Calrissian. I think he's got the technique sorted.

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