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  1. On MARS?! on Beagle 2 Probe Spotted on Mars · · Score: -1

    Spotted on MARS??!!
    Great! .. All that time calculating everything and still some smuck managed to send him off to the wrong planet! Gees!

  2. Re:how did **beatles-beatles not submit this one? on Google Launches Google Music · · Score: 0

    it was just asking to be submitted by him.

    Although it isn't asking to be submitted by him, we clearly see it insists on it.

  3. Re:Diabetic Shock in 3, 2, 1... on Top 10 System Administrator Truths · · Score: 0

    You better sack the hell up if you are going to make it in the IT world.

    I think you're wrong. The girls where I work dig it when I treat their laptops like babies, sweet talk to it etc. I guess it has something to do with parenting. But I need the extra attention.

    Of course, deep inside, I'm a real man too.

  4. Re:In other news... on New Object Found at Edge of Solar System · · Score: 0

    "Negative, I can't stabilize the airsupply now. I've just had new updates and I may need to reboot."
    ..

    "What do you mean we should've gone with linux?"

  5. Real Hairy Arms.. on Science Meets Style In This Cathode Tube Watch · · Score: 0

    Did you see the video?
    If that's not an evidence for bigfoot then I don't know what is.

  6. Re:There is something vaguely revolting about them on Miss Digital World 2005 · · Score: 0

    They look weird.
    The technical term is "digital".

    After the initial awe has dropped, and we've saved a local copy the contestants, someone will ask: Who made these girls in the first place? And WHY?

  7. Re:In other news... on Apple Holding Back the Music Business? · · Score: 0

    ..hearing aids be fitted with special software that is capable of completing micropayment transaction per listen..

    When asked for comments as to whether this would be violating the rights of the hard of hearing, the RIAA spokesman was heard saying: "We don't marginalize handicapped people. We think they're just as much as you and me. So they pay the same price, naturally."

    The RIAA expects the judicial process of legally protecting sound waves from further abuse to be finished before the coming summer.

  8. Re:chimps & sign language on Chimpanzees Beat out Children in Reasoning Test · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Didn't that Amy gorilla that learned sign-language say "baby in my drink" when her toy doll fell in the food tray?

    Of course, that's a long evolutionary step from: "Need another drink, baby"

  9. In Soviet Russia.. on New 'Mighty Mouse' Formula Found · · Score: 0

    In soviet Russia rodents eat you.

    .. COME ON! I need better Karma!

  10. India? Wtf? on The Year in Ideas · · Score: 0

    Feedreader spewed out the news for me.
    Slashdot was, of course, updated.
    One, single, interesting headline: The Year in India
    But no.

  11. So, how exactly..? on Car Paint Changes With Temperature · · Score: 0

    How, exactly, would you find your car in the parking lot, then?

  12. Re:Both Opera And Firefox Support SVG on What's New With IE, Firefox, Opera · · Score: 0

    There is something wrong with the natives. They only show up like text and quotes and equals.
    There must be something wrong with the nets. *sigh*

    I can't wait to download the new standard.

  13. More than 50% penetration on How Things Will Change Under IPv6 · · Score: 0

    If you look at the Western world, we have more than 50 percent penetration.

    Something must be done!
    I refuse to be penetrated!

  14. Re:Is quantum computing useful beyond decryption? on Breakthrough for Quantum Measurement · · Score: 0

    In particular, something like rendering an environment in real-time won't be helped because there's an unpredictable input (the human).

    1. Remove the unpredictable input.
    2. Problem solved.
    3. Profit!

  15. Re:Sex with virgin = AIDS cure on Man Cures Himself of HIV? · · Score: 0

    So, maybe we should send down some top notch /.'ers to save the children!

  16. Re:Even Better: Spontaneous Orgasms on World's Most Powerful Subwoofer · · Score: 0

    Having said that, every slashdotter will get one.
    It's, in fact, a brilliant ad. A brilliant feat of science:

    1. Create world. 2. Create women. 3. Create computers
    4. ???
    5. Nerds!!
    6. Create World's Most Powerful Subwoofer according to 2
    7. Combine 5 with 6
    8. PROFIT!!

  17. When NASA breaks wind.. on View the Moon in 3D on Your Desktop · · Score: -1

    When NASA breaks wind you can see the moon.

  18. Re:1.5 Beta 2? on Firefox 1.5 RC1 Released · · Score: 0

    Or simply double-click the digital watch icon in your down-right corner and set the date a few months forward.

    I've already celebrated x-mas and New Year's. 2006 looks kind of bleak. I've decided to downdate.

  19. Re:Young people not thinking? on Students Banned from Blogging · · Score: 0

    I was just mentioning...

    First of all, I guess the students will have access to internet other places, and will be perfectly able to lash out at this "moral" fascism. See how the FSM protest against teaching Intelligent Design has evolved.
    Second of all, that the Catholic church turns to this kind of "measurement" in the 21st century kind of says it all, doesn't it? :D

  20. Re:Public domain, et al on Can iTunes Resurrect Old Time TV? · · Score: 0

    I no give my adult male deer for old white man's trick.

  21. Troll on Slacker or Sick · · Score: 0

    Wow, this is really some worthwhile research!
    I work a very repetative job and I curl up between tasks all the time!

  22. Young people not thinking? on Students Banned from Blogging · · Score: 0

    Here in Norway, we've just had a discussion in the Cultural dep. and the official Datatilsynet (who looks after people's right) regarding young people posting pictures and personal information not able to get a job later on, since their would-be bosses check 'em out online.

    I'm myself a blogger, and I take responsibility in what I write, but there are alot of young people who posts sensitive pictures (from parties etc.) that can harm them later on. Just think about the selecting of Judges to the Supreme Court in the US.

    Still.. Is it fair that some party/-ies that I was photographed in denies me a job later on? I think not, and I'd sue the bastards if I was told that it was because of my blog.

  23. Yeah, but on Tux Can Even Milk Cows! · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but does it run - - OH SHIT!

    I love this.
    "Milk flow, quantity, and milking time are monitored individually for each of the cow's
    four teats, and compared with historical values. Discrepancies are reported, and can be
    early indicators of illness or injury, the company says."

    ... Now all they have to do is make the cows understand the information. Otherwise, they'd be pretty much like management.

    Regarding the bull-problem, you could just write a simple script that would render 1-teated incompatible for milking.

  24. Re:Sexual Display on Velociraptor Bad At Disemboweling · · Score: 0

    It doesn't make sense.
    I've never gotten laid by giving a girl the finger.

  25. Re:Unconvincing on Velociraptor Bad At Disemboweling · · Score: 0

    This work is flawed.
    There were no pigs when the velociraptors lived, and I - for one - welcome our prehistoric disembowelling overlords.