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  1. Re:It doesn't make sense to use Apple on Target's Sales Floors Are Switching From Apple To Android Devices (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 0

    Does Apple have a recent record of breaches or poor security?

    you mean, like the fappening?

  2. Re:Once & for all, Apple is fashion not functi on Apple's 'Shoddy' Beats Headphones Get Slammed In Lawsuit (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 5, Funny

    You buy Apple to LOOK cool, not to actually BE cool -- you understand that right?

    That was true in 2014. Now you buy Apple because the storage on your previous Apple product is full and you have no other way to get more space.

  3. Re:Fakes abound. on Apple's 'Shoddy' Beats Headphones Get Slammed In Lawsuit (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 2

    The headphones are fine, you just need to buy the Monster headphone cables to connect them. Then they'll sound purer, fuller, and richer.

    You forgot "danceabler"

    http://gizmodo.com/302478/7250...

  4. Re:Why a man, not a woman? on Ford Disguised a Man As a Car Seat To Research Self-Driving (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 0

    She would also be putting makeup and texting.

  5. So basically for modern stuff they're moving towards USB-C, which various Androids (such as Samsung S8) are already using. The only difference is that you also need a proprietary Apple cable to make it work, because someone has to pay for that fancy new 5-billion dollar building.

  6. Re: OMG on Why Bats Crash Into Windows (nature.com) · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's see how many comments on this story will NOT be jokes about Microsoft Windows or Batman

  7. The dark covenant on Researchers Catch Microsoft Zero-Day Used To Install Government Spyware (vice.com) · · Score: 2

    Those guys are playing with evil forces.

    FireEye analyzed a Microsoft Word document where attackers used the arbitrary code injection to download and execute a Visual Basic script that contained PowerShell commands.

    RTF -> VBScript -> PowerShell -> Chtulhu awakens

  8. OMG on Why Bats Crash Into Windows (nature.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    Bats crash into things they can't detect, who would have guessed. This is something to ponder on my next walk by the lake.

  9. If you can move around for about 30 minutes, every half hour or so, you'll be much less likely to die

    And as a bonus, the motion-activated lights always stay on, so you are no longer interrupted by disrupting periods of darkness.

  10. And this is well in line with my going to the restroom to jack off once or twice an hour to "release stress"

    Nothing better for a relaxing jack off session than the sweet fragrance of multiple poop essences all dancing together in the air like the elusive light of aurora borealis

  11. Re:But what's the relative risk on Moving Every Half Hour Could Help Limit Effects of Sedentary Lifestyle, Says Study (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Regardless of that, it suggests that even if you are less active (and therefore twice as likely to die) your odds of death still aren't very high in an absolute sense.

    Interestingly, humans on average today are more active physically than wild animals. For instance, geese that embark on a 1500+ miles trip every year only fly for a few minutes every day in the months before. They move less than us but they are more fit, and they don't take multivitamins and kale smoothies.

  12. Re:At least they're being honest now. on Apple and Google Fix Browser Bug. Microsoft Does Not. (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    Hence anybody promoting a counting-metric here is extremely disconnected from reality

    Actually, it's people who say "counting-metric" that are disconnected from reality since it means nothing. Is it some kind of direct translation from Polish or whatever retarded language you speak?

    Anyways, there's no reason for you to throw a tantrum. Why don't you remove the stick you've got up your ass and contribute something to the discussion? You're not funny, you're not witty, and you're not good at being smug; stick to real content.

  13. Re:Donald Trump playbook on Equifax Breach Provokes Calls For Serious Data Protection Reforms (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    They were the datamining scum-of-the-earth bastards before Silicon Valley even invented the term for it. Their entire business is founded upon the notion of putting people into indentured servitude via debt.

    I don't think that's true. Equifax incompetence aside, keeping track of credit-related events is important, and not just for borrowing money but also for any kind of contract where credit history matters (e.g. big insurance policy, job in a bank, etc).

  14. You forget the trickle-down economy. When the lawyers make millions suing companies for losses experienced by someone else, they can afford to hire pool boy to clean the pubic hair and soiled condoms from their infinity pool filters. Then the pool boy can afford to buy a $5 iTune gift card for that special someone who's gonna spend it on Kanye West albums. In turn, Kanye West can use that money to buy more drugs and create more scandals at the MTV music awards, which attracts advertisers and viewers.

    Lawyers are the linchpin of our economy.

  15. Re: innocent until proven guilty on Equifax Breach Provokes Calls For Serious Data Protection Reforms (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    I also agree. And it's not unrealistic; let's just look at credit card fraud where it's not pretty muck risk free for the customer. With the proper incentives, the financial services industry can do their homework.

  16. Re:Mandate that SSNs are not proof of identity on Equifax Breach Provokes Calls For Serious Data Protection Reforms (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    Exactly! As someone affected by the Equifax breach, Best Buy, Target and at least 2-3 others my SSN has been breached way too many times

    Why the fuck did you give your SSN to Best Buy? I probably spend $7k / year there and they don't even have my disposable email address.

  17. Re: Mandate that SSNs are not proof of identity on Equifax Breach Provokes Calls For Serious Data Protection Reforms (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    Was the Equifax breach big enough, and of enough consequence to actually change anything.

    Depends. Did it impact Trump or any of his close family and friends? If not, then no.

    Why "trumpize" this? Politicians on both sides have been making decisions based on self-interest forever, that's nothing new. And I suspect that if you personally were in the oval office you'd do the same. That's just human nature; it probably happens in your workplace. Odds are higher of having your company support the "pink ribbon" campaign if a woman is in charge of the social committee; if it's a man, it'll be movember. There's nothing wrong with that.

  18. Re:Mandate that SSNs are not proof of identity on Equifax Breach Provokes Calls For Serious Data Protection Reforms (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    The simplest solution would probably be to have a government database where you can type in a Name and SSN and it pops up a picture and public key of the person in question.

    I don't think you know what kind of systems the government is using. The people who know the most about you are the IRS, and they still rely on software that was running before man (allegedly) set foot on the moon.

    Even when they try to modernize it's a joke. Look at the complete fubar of the 2 billion dollars Obamacare website.

    Big brother concerns aside, there's just no way this kind of database could happen anytime soon. Facebook or Google are more likely to get that level of accuracy than good ol' Uncle Sam.

  19. Re:Big targets, big money, relentless attackers on Equifax Breach Provokes Calls For Serious Data Protection Reforms (wired.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not a matter of increased security, it's simply a matter of following known best practices and being diligent in applying patches and hotfixes.

    Equifax are complete morons. Last year they settled a lawsuit because of another security "breach": someone figured out that customers could login using a PIN made of the last 4 digits of their SSN and the 4 digits of their birth year. We're not talking about military-grade security being defeated by criminal mastermind. Those guys are complete and absolute incompetents.

    They could fix their entire set of weaknesses and prevent further exploits by reading the bullet points of a CISSP tutorial and following them. That's all there is to it.

  20. Re:Donald Trump playbook on Equifax Breach Provokes Calls For Serious Data Protection Reforms (wired.com) · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When anyone accuses you of something you accuse them of it 10x.

    It's easier when your adversary is a corrupt, thieving, lying piece of garbage. At this point I'm starting to wonder about the real involvment of the Russians in the election; if they are indeed smart as chess players, maybe what they did was make sure that the Democrats picked the worst possible candidate instead of the guy that clearly embodies the real liberal values.

    But when it comes to Equifax, this comparison hardly applies because Equifax are not evil, they're merely incompetent, and have been for a long time. They're just like Diebold (the makers of those hilarious MS-Access based voting machines); once you start scratching the surface you just can't help but freak out when you realize how fucking retarded they are.

  21. pinterest is that way ---> on Apple and Google Fix Browser Bug. Microsoft Does Not. (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    You use data like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, rather than illumination.

    I'm sure you've been waiting for an opportunity to shoehorn that little inspirational nugget in one of your comments. Unfortunately, it doesn't work as well as you would have hoped because

    1) it sounds as corny as the text in a discount Hallmark Get Well Soon card
    and
    2) I didn't "use data", I merely copy-pasted stuff from the first result that comes up when one googles "top 10 cve", which even by your self-righteous, biased standards can hardly be construed as being dishonest

    I don't want to prevent you from living in that tinfoil hat fantasy land where every piece of information you see that doesn't support your preconceived ideas must be planted by some "shill" (if such thing even existed for real on Slashdot). The world is a beautiful mosaic and irrational angry tools like you are part of it. Just try to avoid leaking your Pinterest material in your Slashdot comments and everything will be fine.

  22. "Said it before, as these are stocking stuffer for my sons, one the best charger/data cords out there." Huh, a fidget cube is also a charger/data cord?

    This is depressing. They don't even try to make it convincing. It says more about customers in general than about crooked vendors.

  23. Re:At least they're being honest now. on Apple and Google Fix Browser Bug. Microsoft Does Not. (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    Meaningless statistic is meaningless. And the one posting it is stupid.

    Then why don't you provide meaningful content instead of just bitching about things? Oh wait, I know why.

  24. Re:At least they're being honest now. on Apple and Google Fix Browser Bug. Microsoft Does Not. (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    No idea, but that's the point. Citing CVE (or any equivalent) listings as a "security gauge" is silly one way or another.

    As opposed to just say "there must be secret bugs they don't tell us about"? How do you rank that? Arbitrary suspicion factor based on your own guesswork?

  25. Re:At least they're being honest now. on Apple and Google Fix Browser Bug. Microsoft Does Not. (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 2

    Those were "all time leaders". Here's the current year:

    1 Android Google OS 564
    2 Linux Kernel Linux OS 366
    3 Imagemagick Imagemagick Application 303
    4 Iphone Os Apple OS 290
    5 Mac Os X Apple OS 210