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  1. Apologies to Training Day on Cops Play Wii During Undercover Drug Raid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, don't hate the player, hate the game.

  2. Re:Yeah, right on Microsoft Says No TCP/IP Patches For XP · · Score: 1

    But do you expect Adobe to keep bringing out patches for 8 year old versions of Photoshop?

    This is one of the reasons why copyright [on software] should last no longer than five years. Typical software is too complex for all known faults to be addressed between the time a program is released and the time it's successive version hits the market. This introduces a situation where customers are *forced* to upgrade or suffer the consequences.

    What *should* happen is that the copyright should expire and the source code be released for commercial software that companies refuse to fully support. The computer world is so interconnected that it is simply irresponsible to allow serious software defects to go unpatched for the sake of forcing customers to buy the next version. This has given rise to a new and harmful situation that was not considered at the time original copyright laws were dreamed up: vendor lock-in.

    Would you expect a car manufacturer to offer a 10 year warranty on all of their cars?

    I wouldn't expect it, given how it's 'the almighty dollar über alles' in the West, but they definitely *should*. We can't afford to be a throw-away society forever.

    Microsoft are perfectly within their rights to "force" obsolescence onto users by concentrating on more recent versions of their software.

    Perhaps, but I believe there is a solid argument that this is terribly socially irresponsible.

  3. Depressing on Twitter Says Your Tweets Belong To You · · Score: 1

    I'm just sad that so many people seem to think public proclamations, however banal, could possibly be "owned"

    "I took a poop today." (c)2009 Digital Vomit

  4. Re:An unfair comparison on Pigeon Turns Out To Be Faster Than S. African Net · · Score: 4, Funny

    Absolutely. The air is just one big tube.

    However, I wonder if it would be faster to just dump a bunch of carrier pigeons on a truck instead and transfer the data that way?

  5. Re:Silly on Why Motivation Is Key For Artificial Intelligence · · Score: 1

    Is free will without the will to be free possible?

    Sure. Why not? Not everyone has the same drives, ambitions, or dreams. Some people are perfectly content just feeling useful.

    I'm sure some people wouldn't mind giving up freedom for one reason or another. In fact, it seems rather in vogue in some countries today. :-P

  6. Re:Silly on Why Motivation Is Key For Artificial Intelligence · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Denying a thinking machine of free will is basically a rather insidious form of torture.

    Why would you create a thinking machine that would care about being abused? That's like building a car that felt pain as it burned gasoline (oblig car analogy).

    If you have the know-how to give a machine free will, you could probably give it the ability to not care that it's a slave.

  7. Re:Panic? on Police Swarm Bungie Office Over Halo Replica Rifle · · Score: 1

    But, if we stop being afraid of each other, then the terrorists win.

    Or something...

  8. Re:A likely story on Tour Companies Battle Over Trademarked Duck Noises · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your puns are all terrible!

    <ducks>

  9. Re:Heaven's Gate? on Avatar, Has Sci-fi Found Its Heaven's Gate? · · Score: 1

    (I'd make an allusion to Logan's Run, but I fear that would sail over your head as well.)

    You mean the movie that's coming out next year? Sounds like a fresh new concept!

  10. Wings in space on Poor Design Choices In the Star Wars Universe · · Score: 1

    My grandfather commented on the "wings" of ships that seemed to spend all their time in space.

    I think by "wings" you mean "s-foils" (they were called the latter in the films). It's pretty clear that the purpose of these were as weapon platforms (would you want some high-energy plasma mounted right beside the cockpit?).

  11. Re:Missing Details on Xbox 360 Failure Rate Is 54.2% · · Score: 1

    If by "very little competition" you mean "no competition", then you are correct. Microsoft has a monopoly on systems that can play XBox 360 games, thanks to IP laws.

  12. Re:So will it be region locked? on Windows 7 To Sell In UK For Half the US Price · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Alternatives? Really? What other, non-Microsoft OSes can I get that will run my existing Windows software?

  13. Re:I can't be the only one on "District 9" Best Sci-fi Movie of 09? · · Score: 3, Informative

    the hero (Van De Merwe) I had a hard time rooting for instead of rooting that we would just get shot. He was weak and pathetic, and only had courage while in the exo-suit, and even then, he was wishy-washy.

    It is precisely the main human protagonist's flaws that make him interesting and give meaning to his redemptive acts near the end of the movie.

    I just couldn't believe the government would allow the Nigerians to become so powerful inside the district, especially when they knew how dangerous they were.

    Dangerous to whom? District-9 was completely sealed off and by well-armed corporate mercenaries, so the Nigerians were not much of a threat to the citizen of Johannesburg. And as for being dangerous to the "prawns", well, it's pretty clear the powers-that-be didn't really give a shit about them.

    The father in law was evil for no apparent reason,

    Just because a facet of someone's personality (which one would likely normally keep a secret) comes to the surface later in a story does not mean there's no apparent reason for it. Besides, the reason for the father-in-law's action was apparent: greed (and the fact that he didn't much care for his son-in-law).

    why weren't the aliens using the weanpos to revolt instead of selling them to the Nigerians?

    The aliens did not stage a revolt using their superior technology because they were stupid drones who lacked initiative. This was all explicitly stated near the beginning of the movie, and repeatedly demonstrated throughout it (e.g. trading the mech-suit for a hundred cans of cat food).

  14. Re:"What color m&ms do you prefer?" on What Questions Should a Prospective Employee Ask? · · Score: 1

    Shhh! Nobody tell this guy where honey comes from!

  15. Re:Your Sig on Navigating a Geek Marriage? · · Score: 1

    The earth's orbit is an ellipse, with the sun at one of the two focal points. WHAT IS AT THE OTHER FOCAL POINT?

    Foci of Earth's Elliptical Orbit

    Please be gentle, mods. I'm just trying to help someone out. :)

  16. Re:Surprising? on Rude Drivers Reduce Traffic Jams · · Score: 1

    I never understood how people you know who are intelligent, polite, and reasonable, get behind a steering wheel and suddenly become "savages"?

    I think this is because of the anonimity a vehicle provides. You see the same thing with online forums and such.

    I believe the official scientific theory regarding this behavior is called the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.

  17. Re:Angular momentum on Repulsive Force Discovered In Light · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had always wondered how to resolve conservation of light's angular momentum during destructive interference of collinear laser pulses consisting of phtons of the same "handedness."

    Ummm...yeah...me, too...

  18. Re:Source? on Bethesda Releases Daggerfall For Free · · Score: 1

    You know what would be really cool? The source.

    Yeah, but that would be tantamount to living up to their end of the copyright bargain (i.e. limited monopoly on distribution in exchange for eventually expanding the public domain with their creation).

    We can't have media companies doing that, now can we?

  19. Re:mod parent +1 realistic on NASA Sticking To Imperial Units For Shuttle Replacement · · Score: 1

    What matter is we as a world have one soncisitant was of measuring.

    I'd settle for one consistent way of spelling.

    (my apologies if English is not your first language :)

  20. Re:RIAA also says on Last.fm Strongly Denies Sharing Data With RIAA · · Score: 1

    Well, for me these comments sound really unprofessional.

    Agreed. What self-respecting person would use words like "Iâ(TM)ve" and "itâ(TM)s"?

  21. Re:Well, Obama is nominating Sotomayor... on Sotomayor's Position On Copyright Damages · · Score: 1

    Remember, this is a president who gave a foreign dignitary a pile of DVDs as a gift -- as if they were something of value.

    I think that gift was really more of a message from the president to the media industry.

  22. Let's get a shelter built on Microbes 100M Years Old Found In Termite Guts · · Score: 1

    One hundred million years ago a termite was wounded and its abdomen split open.

    Upon making the discover, one Professor Hans Singleton was noted to have made the following remark:

    "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"

  23. Re:Fuck your fucking spiders! on Giant Spiders Invade Australian Outback Town · · Score: 1

    That reminds me of another joke...

    Q: What has eight legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree?

    A: A billiard table.

  24. Old News! on Can the New Digital Readers Save the Newspapers? · · Score: 1
    We tried this before and it failed!

    "It takes over two hours to receive the entire text of the newspaper over the phone, and with an hourly use charge of five dollars, the new 'telepaper' won't be much competition for the twenty cent street edition"

  25. Re:In other news... on Quantum Theory May Explain Wishful Thinking · · Score: 4, Funny

    My advice would be to stop treating women like alien creatures and assuming they're always trying to deceive you.

    That sounds like reasonable advi-- hey, wait a minute. How do we know you're not one of them?