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  1. Game banning in Australia on Graffiti Game Banned in Australia · · Score: 5, Informative

    From someone who lives here, here's the deal with what gets banned (as in games), and the GTA oddities: GTA 3 was released here, uncut. Then they found out about the prostitutes, and revoked classification- forcing a recall
    After this, the game was edited to remove the prostitute functionality and re-released, conforming to Aus standards. The reason the prostitutes were removed was NOT because of the sexual content, rather, it was because of the very strict rules we have here about sex and violence. It was the fact you could kill hookers after sex that had the game censored.
    Vice city was pre-edited by the developers and had NO sex (the Candy Suxx FMV's were fucked up) Pardon the pun.
    GTA:SA came out WITH hookers, unedited. I have no idea how/why this happened.
    Generally games are censored here when sex and violence is mixed, IN ANY WAY. Duke Nukem 3D was censored because you could shoot the strippers.
    I dont understand the logic of this banning though

  2. A little sensationalist on Police Restrict Public Photography · · Score: 2, Informative

    It wasn't a "Police ban" or "restriction".
    Some cops just warned them against it. They can photograph all they want and theres not a damn thing the police can do about it.

  3. Re:dupe on Web Users Judge Sites in the Blink of an Eye · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I knew within 50 nanoseconds that this was a dupe..

  4. Poor slashdotters... on DOA Ships Today · · Score: 0

    I'm sure some of the members here are trying to escape the slashdotter stereotype, and then someone goes and posts an article about a new DOA game being released :)
    "Yay! Boobs!"

  5. Re:From the article on Cinematic Effects Aid Gaming Realism · · Score: 0

    Newness != Quality

  6. Re:5: Funny? on Prime Human Cloning Researcher Humiliated · · Score: 0

    but, in Soviet Russia, topic moderates YOU!!

  7. My choice on Space.com's Top 10 Space Movies of All Time · · Score: 0

    KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!

  8. Responsibility: on Fully Automated IM Worms on the Way? · · Score: 0

    I'll be the first to say "Thanks sony!" wow.. they really do innovate in new areas!

  9. Re:Pfft on Terabit Fiber (In 2010) · · Score: 0

    Lucky no one asked you, then :)

  10. Problem: lots! on How Zombies Work · · Score: 0

    What happens when the zombies trying to get you are trampled by 1000's of other corpses? they will pile up you know! Don't worry. Just use an unpatched windows box as a decoy!

  11. Cause of malfunction.. on 360 Wireless Clashing With Wal-Mart Tech · · Score: 4, Funny

    the 360's communicate via airborn chair transmission. Some stray chairs are bound to hit the odd bystander.

  12. In other, Important legal news.. on 1/5 of All Human Genes Have Been Patented · · Score: 0

    SCO claims humans have stolen their genetic codes. Comparisons between SCO CEO and human were inconclusive.

  13. In other news.. on RIAA Sues a Child · · Score: 5, Funny

    RIAA steals christmas, kills the easter bunny, bombs a hospital, poisons a river and makes a general ass of itself.

  14. The lab manager: on Researchers Reconstruct 1918 Flu Virus · · Score: 0

    "reconstruct any virus you like guys.. NO NOT THAT ONE!!! ARGH!"

  15. FFS on U.S. Announces Global Intellectual Property Plan · · Score: 0

    International incident, here I come!!

  16. Meanwhile... on Mars Orbiter Sees Changes · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    In Soviet Russia, climate freezes YOU!

  17. Good ol wisedom... on Movie Studios Unveil New Anti-Piracy Lab · · Score: 1

    Build a better mousetrap, and you get a better mouse.

  18. The true use.. on Dutch to Open Electronic Files on Children · · Score: 2, Insightful
    1)Get national repository of everyones demographics, from birth to death, catalog everything.

    2)Find marketing company

    3)PROFIT!!

  19. Re:It's ok to kill prostitutes but not sleep w/ th on Video Game Industry to Sue Michigan's Governor · · Score: 1
    "ban football!" said a slashdotter...

    The crowed was not surprised by this.

    "In soviet russia.." someone shouted ".. football bans YOU!"

  20. An evil scheme! on Floating Nuclear Power Station · · Score: 2, Funny
    I can just see the evil movie villain attaching his evil super-tow-rope to the station and towing it away with his evil cruise ship!

    Why? So he can hold the world to ransom with his stolen evil floating nuclear power plant!!

  21. OMGLOL on Secretaries Sacked After Flamewar at Work · · Score: 5, Funny

    BANNED!!! OLOLO

  22. Re:Dishonest company screws a dishonest webmaster on PayPal Freezes Hurricane Relief Account · · Score: 1

    Capital contributions.

  23. I guess its a case of... on Tracking Down a Cell Phone Thief · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In soviet russia, telephone finds YOU!

  24. For those in other countries... on Australia's largest telco to be split · · Score: 3, Informative

    Telstra (Internet division: Bigpond) has a reputation here as a cumbersome, inneffectual and generally crappy ISP. The service is shoddy & slow, the tech support takes hours to connect and technicians are worse than monkeys
    (one told me that 384Mb ram wasnt enough for cable and that 30 metres of pristine cat5 could lose ~60mbit in throughput, despite the fact that the theoretical limit of my cable was 10mbit)

    Anyway, a good british comparison would be BT and an american one could be AOL (maybe comcast)

  25. Answer! on Did Microsoft Invent The iPod? · · Score: 1

    [i]Did Microsoft Invent The iPod?[/i]

    No.