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  1. Re:The DOW Confirms on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1
  2. Re:Two words on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    That was a cheap shot. I apologise.

  3. Re:Two words on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    Does 'missing_dc' refer to you having skipped a few sessions of electroconvulsive therapy?

  4. Re:Birth pangs of our great socialism on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 2, Funny

    Congratulations socialists.

    You're most welcome.

  5. Re:It's knowing when on Reuse Code Or Code It Yourself? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Wall along with Randal L. Schwartz and Tom Christiansen writing in the second edition of Programming Perl, outlined the Three Virtues of a Programmer:

    1. Laziness - The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce overall energy expenditure. It makes you write labor-saving programs that other people will find useful, and document what you wrote so you don't have to answer so many questions about it. Hence, the first great virtue of a programmer. Also hence, this book. See also impatience and hubris.

    2. Impatience - The anger you feel when the computer is being lazy. This makes you write programs that don't just react to your needs, but actually anticipate them. Or at least pretend to. Hence, the second great virtue of a programmer. See also laziness and hubris.

    3. Hubris - Excessive pride, the sort of thing Zeus zaps you for. Also the quality that makes you write (and maintain) programs that other people won't want to say bad things about. Hence, the third great virtue of a programmer. See also laziness and impatience."
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Wall

  6. Re:Election? on Discuss the US Presidential Election · · Score: 1

    Spoiler: Obama won.

  7. Re:hilarious on Netflix Extends "Watch Instantly" To Mac Users · · Score: 1

    Notes?

  8. Re:I'll be happy if... on Amazon Launches "Frustration-Free Packaging" · · Score: 1

    And I'm an indiscreet math major.

    BTW, it's not, hard - take hold of the plastic bit of the soldering iron and poke the heatshrink with the warm end.

  9. Re:One theory of dark matter eh? on New Type of Particle May Have Been Found · · Score: 1

    it's possible that radiation may have an effect on the Sun's activity... which in turn directly affects our climate.

    Doesn't seem to - solar output is a fairly constant 1366 W m^-2. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Solar-cycle-data.png

  10. A USB stick I can understand on In UK, 12M Taxpayers Lost With USB Stick · · Score: 0, Redundant

    But 12M taxpayers take up quite a lot of room. How on earth can you lose that many people?

  11. Re:Guess what? on Sprint Cuts Cogent Off the Internet · · Score: 1

    Lawyers don't cause litigation. Parties cause litigation.

    Especially parties where the lawyers have one too many hits on the crack pipe.

  12. Re:How would it fare elsewhere? on T-Mobile G1 Faster Than iPhone 3G · · Score: 1

    GPRS is roughly dialup (speed-wise) if (latency-wise) your ISPs modem bank was handily situated on the moon.

  13. Re:0xFFFF on Can the US Stop the Illegal Export of Its Technology? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The 1980s called - they want their 16-bit microcomputer back.

  14. Re:This would be easy on Shuttleworth On Redefining File Systems · · Score: 1

    # find ~ -type f | wc -l
    44435

    Call me when you've got 44,000 cars and still manage to keep track of them all.

  15. Re:Turkey? on Blogger.com Banned In Turkey · · Score: 1

    They'd like to join the EU, but they have a way to go yet because of concerns over human rights issues, eg. "Turkish minister apologises after 'tortured' activist dies in prison" -- http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/oct/15/turkey-humanrights

  16. Re:Mod parent up! Great "bug hunt" article on Microsoft to Issue Emergency Patch For File-Sharing Hole · · Score: 1

    If you had Windows Vista, you would spend most of your time dual-booted into Ubuntu (like I do) and therefore wouldn't have such a big problem. Easy!

  17. Re:No more.... on Can You Trust Anti-Virus Rankings? · · Score: 1

    This CISSP says, "best analogy ever".

  18. Re:You can differ all you want on Economic Crisis Will Eliminate Open Source · · Score: 1

    My favorite example being Alexis de Tocqueville lamenting that "ordinary citizens" had too much voice in politics and society, meaning the "elites" didn't get their proper due.

    Which is why there is an American institute named after him? ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_de_Tocqueville_Institution ). What can I say? He was a dickhead and I apologise on behalf of Europe.

  19. Re:Um on Linux Kernel Surpasses 10 Million Lines of Code · · Score: 1

    After extensive experience of looking after Windows, I've decided that all NT kernels are custom kernels - you just don't know in what manner it's been customised, or by whom.

  20. Re:One big difference: discounts. on Doing the Math On the New MacBook · · Score: 1

    Who knew Michael Dell had mod points?

  21. Re:DRM? No sir, not around these parts on The State of Piracy and DRM In PC Gaming · · Score: 1

    Quite good, but I can't get past the end-of-level boss (CmdrTaco).

  22. Re:One big difference: discounts. on Doing the Math On the New MacBook · · Score: -1, Troll

    I have an el cheapo Dell laptop on my desk - the FPOS 2000 I think it's called. The pre-installed OS (Vista) won't run properly and won't recognise the wireless card when I try to reinstall from the manufacturers own CD. You really don't want to buy a low-end Dell.

  23. Re:Bulletproof? on Oil-Immersion Cooled PC Goes To Retail · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I spent a year at University of Edinburgh, and I can tell you the parent should be modded informative, not funny.

  24. Re:The benefits of cloud computing on Extended Gmail Outage Frustrates Admins · · Score: 1

    Admins watching helpless with no way of fixing the problem? Sounds a lot like sendmail 8.11.3.

  25. Re:useless on Tool To Allow ISPs To Scan Every File You Transmit · · Score: 1

    And then what about hash collisions, or programs that aren't web browsers?

    The Internet is basically a series of web browsers.