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  1. Re:This sentence caught my eye.... on Hungary Officials Raid Microsoft Office · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not the *comfy* chairs?

  2. Re:US Companies on EU Slaps Intel With Formal Antitrust Charges · · Score: 1

    If only there were a way of looking up information such as this, perhaps in the form of a simple web page with a free text query? Perhaps there might be some money to made in developing such a tool.

  3. Re:Kiss of Death? on Multiple Sites Down In SF Power Outage · · Score: 1

    Well, there's the problem. Should have been called 365.25 Main - otherwise it's a whole day of downtime every four years.

  4. Re:Tax them for using law enforcement resources on Canada's Copyright Cops Give Go-Ahead For iPod Tax · · Score: 1

    Don't give them ideas - next up, RIAA will want to charge double for listening in stereo and five times for surround :)

  5. Re:Did you really look? on Where In the US Can You Get Just a Cell Phone? · · Score: 2, Funny

    You didn't read the small print did you? The contract doesn't end with your death, and there's something about your eternal soul in there.

  6. Re:I question the ethics, and my legality on Worm Claimed For Apple OS X · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because Congress is well known for its mature and insightful discussion of computer and network security issues.

  7. Re:It must be in clinical testing... on MIT Finds Cure For Fear · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please don't use terms without explaining them! For the benefit of other slashdotters: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl

  8. Re:Craptastic lead, no guts on America's First Cellulosic Ethanol Plant · · Score: 2, Informative

    You need to improve your google-fu. Second hit for "celluose to sugar". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cellulosic_ethanol

  9. nmap on Attempts to Count Linux Users Remain Pointless · · Score: 2, Funny

    duh! nmap -sO 0.0.0.0-255.255.255.255

  10. I, for one on Armed Police Bots with Stun Guns · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do NOT welcome our new taser-bearing robot overBZZZZZZTT Gaaaah!

  11. Re:How much caffiene is in a... on How Much Caffeine is Really in That Soda? · · Score: 1

    Don't they get you to sign some sort of disclaimer?

  12. Re:Oh, dear. on Half-Squid, Half-Octopus Discovered Off of Hawaii · · Score: 4, Funny

    "He wouldn't stop and write 'thud', would he?"
    "Maybe he was dictating?"
    "Oh, shut up."

  13. Re:Our era's reverse catch 22. on Court Orders Dismissal of US Wiretapping Lawsuit · · Score: 1, Informative

    "No reason," wailed the old woman. "No reason."
            "What right did they have?"
            "Catch-22. [...] Catch-22 says they have a right to do
              anything we can't stop them from doing. [...]"
            "Didn't they show it to you?" Yossarian demanded, stamping
              about in anger and distress. "Didn't you even make them read
              it?"
            "They don't have to show us Catch-22," the old woman
              answered. "The law says they don't have to."
            "What law says they don't have to?"
            "Catch-22."

  14. Re:Counter-Strike on Ocarina of Time — Best Game Ever? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Er, three sire.

  15. Hooray for me on Bush Commutes Libby's Sentence · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Can you imagine, for a second
    Doing anything just 'cos you wanted to?
    Well, that's just what I do
    So hooray for me, and fuck you.

    -- "Hooray for Me", Bad Religion.

  16. Re:This is actually interesting... on Thousands of Rubber Ducks to Finally End Journey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sssh! We're actually exporting them; don't tell the Spanish government.

  17. Re:Vista on Firewalls... on Vista Security Claims Debunked · · Score: 1
    PIX firewalls do NOT run UNIX, but a custom OS.

    If you want a *nix firewall, openBSD and pf, or Linux and iptables are the best options.

  18. Transputer? on Supercomputer On-a-Chip Prototype Unveiled · · Score: 3, Informative
  19. Re:What would Cthulhu use? on Will Linux Win the Next Presidential Election? · · Score: 1

    IRIX 5.3 (the horror! the horror!)

  20. Re:A surprise? on CIA Declassifies the "Family Jewels" · · Score: 1

    Who is going to invade Britain? The last successful invasion was in 1066, IIRC.

    You're older than I thought.

    (with apologies to Spike Milligan)

  21. Re:The interesting part on Lunar Lens Takes A Step Forward · · Score: 1

    66 feet to 328 feet? Wow, that's some margin of error - even for astronomers.

  22. Re:Vista is secure. The user isn't. on More Than Half of Known Vista Bugs are Unpatched · · Score: 1

    Vista is secure as long as the user doesn't "allow" anything bad to happen. The idea alone is a security risk in the making. Of course no security hole is "critical" as long as there's the omnipresent popup before it happens to affect your PC. Because then it's the user's fault. YOU clicked "allow", YOU are to blame.

    Whereas Linux stops the user from running trojans or doing anything else bad? I don't think so.

    Vista has made major improvements in security with things like ASLR and it is harder to exploit what would have been wide-open vulnerabilities under XP. I'm not saying I like it, because I spend 95% of my time in Ubuntu on this dual-boot laptop, but it is on a par with a standard Linux security-wise these days. And that means they're not bad out of the box, but a bad admin can f*ck either up.

    Personally, I'm paranoid and I have a better idea of what Linux is doing - therefore I choose Linux, but Vista is a major improvement over XP. Security-wise that is; the usability sucks donkey dick, but hey, it's a point oh release.

  23. Re:"Cookie"? on Top Irritating Words Spawned by Internet · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's spelled 'cookie' but it's pronounce 'Throat-warbler-mangrove'.

  24. Re:So.. on Mandriva Says No to Microsoft Linux Deal · · Score: 1

    This just in - I am not making a patent deal with Microsoft. Now please spread my name far and wide across your blogosphere. Thanks in advance!

  25. Re:Um... on Microsoft Pleads With Consumers to Adopt Vista Now · · Score: 1

    Not for me. It's clunky - on a dual core, 1Gb machine - and things don't work. IE keeps falling over and sometimes my wireless NIC decides not to connect to the access point. On startup, VMware server locks the machine for about 2 minutes and then carries on as normal. Thanks, but no thanks - I'm spending >95% of my time using Ubuntu on the other partition - which mysteriously always manages to connect the same wireless access point and runs VMware just fine.