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  1. Certainly.. on Creative MP3 Players Ship With Virus · · Score: -1

    Boi you msging me for karma and starting to beg
    I'll cut off yo leg and smack ya greg
    I'm the illest rapper you've ever seen
    Diss you up make peeps laugh like I"m mista been
    Hustle on slashdot to get that green
    Get a life you slashdot fiend
    My hood raps is about as true as yo life
    Until I stab out yo guts with a steak knife
    One last time my cd's hitting stores soon
    It'll be a blast watch yourself cuz it's like dune
    So get off your grandpa and swallowing his prune

  2. Re:I don't want to miss out on any opportunities! on Blocking a Nation's IP Space · · Score: -1

    Boy yo frenz a racist
    His views are baseless discriminatin peeps based on dey faces
    I'll take off my shoes choke you with my laces
    Crush ya skills with a few full beer cases
    I'm the blackest white boy on this site
    I'm the slashdot version of Suge Knight
    You don't post unless I get a cut of the karma
    Or else I'll eat you up like a beef Swharma

  3. Re:Thanks Jon! on The State of Linux Graphics · · Score: -1

    Thanks John
    Pull a breezy bust heat and yo be soo gone
    Won't even have to to say the battle is on
    I'm tired of all this slashdot ass kissing
    So I'm gonna have to start doing mo' slashdot dissing
    You bout to get schooled so ya betta listen
    Or else you'll be on the news wit ya body missin
    I'm spitting rhetorical raps to get a point across
    Straight poppin no bling no floss
    Best raps around no pop kriss kross
    Mathematical genius like my bredrin Gauss
    My new cd slashdot pimp hit streets today
    Buy it.. but you won't cuz you gay
    Msg me for details about my CD
    And just read /. and be EASY!

  4. PoppIn on Andrew Orlowski Answers Mail on Creative Commons · · Score: -1

    Any hot girls msg me!

  5. Of course it could... on Nintendo DS Wireless Game Roundup · · Score: -1

    Nintendo gets it poppin with the DS
    No more wires no more stress
    I be coppin the handheld dats best
    With my money from kanye west
    Seriously I"m breakin it down every second
    Kickin yo ass on slashdot like tekken
    You gon lose boi stop stressin
    Just grab a pen and learn diz lesson
    Get laid of slashdot daily
    Hot chicks no whaleys
    Slashdot should be a dating service
    Cause I make all da boyfriends nervous!

  6. Re:Conflicted... on Maturing Net Grows More Slowly · · Score: -1

    Seriously Boi Stop making fun of dat net
    Surf /. most say I'm a vet
    But I got a killa vendetta
    Tryin to make the next fasta and betta
    But it gets slowed down by trolls like you
    So cheap you must be a jew
    I kick complex rhymes like hebrew
    Spittin to all my homies in my slashdot crew. We got high karma and we represent
    Getting a reply from me is a damn good present
    Nothing to resent, it's heaven sent
    Yo ma made my last dollar spent

  7. OF course on Intel Reveals Next-Gen CPUs · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Another close to first post
    I'm the /.er who can boast the most roast
    To the next gen cpus I have a toast
    On my porsche I will coast
    Nicca's hate me hackers envy me
    I'm the internets version of raps notorious BIG
    So thuggin like tupac
    Selling crack on ebay and smack

  8. Re:The dark web on NCSA Issues Disclaimer on Google/Yahoo Study · · Score: -1, Troll

    Seriously boy stop talkin trash
    Cause I'm gonna infect you like a bad rash
    THe kind of rash I gave you sister
    After I stuck it up her behind when she called me missed her
    She had my spunk in her mouth that time you kissed her
    Honestly I'm the king of slashdot
    Spit true raps cuz it's all I got
    I pimp hoes all over this site
    Got 2 girls from /. comin over tonight
    Do some programming then get naughty
    Like that stuff all over yo sistas body

  9. Great Idea on Star Wreck 6 Finally Complete · · Score: -1

    It's a good show
    Another first post.. I hope so
    Pimpin ain't easy but neither is slashdot
    So you just a whack bot
    Slashdot rhyming is kinda hard
    Like my penis is kinda hard
    Slashdot pimpin is kinda hard
    So take out the id and show the card

  10. Master Plan on TI Calculators Play Movies · · Score: 1, Funny

    1) Make calculators
    2) Make calculators that play movies
    3) ???
    4) ???
    5) Profit

  11. Again on Free WiFi Trend Continues · · Score: -1

    This comment is almost first
    Mod me down and I won't curse but you'll end up in a hearse
    No way it could be worse
    Now cats talkin bout free wi-fi
    SPread my album over it or else I'll-Cry
    Hitting stores soon with slashdot rhyming
    No waiting it's crash dot rhyming
    GOnna get slashdotted as it goes platinum
    Gonna have to mirrordot it as it starts flashin

  12. Typical on RSS Version 3 Specs Up for Review · · Score: -1, Troll

    RSS specs up for review
    No matter how many editions it'll suck like the Saturn Vue
    Cause those programmers act like a Jew
    Bad design is typical
    I'm talkin coding not literal
    They conservative and I'm liberal

    Should be whorin for karma
    But instead I'll sit here eating my beef shwarma
    Offtopic but my new cd is gon drop
    In ebonics all ya'll should cop
    Called slashdot PIMP with /.
    Too bad all the copies have been bought

  13. States on Oregon Government Supporting Open Source · · Score: 0, Funny

    I walk down the street stay on my course
    Dat biatch look bout as sexy as an open source
    Not talkin bout linux her legs are an open source
    Stick it in and now I'm balls deep
    Too busy trolling got no time to sleep
    People say pr0n cuz dey scared of the beep
    Got such high karma it'll make ya'll suckas weap

    New CD slashdot Pimp hitting stores soon

  14. Break down on Modern History of Cryptography Techniques · · Score: 0, Funny

    Let me break it down for ya'll
    From RSA to USA I'm ready to ball
    No matter how complex encryption might fail
    No matter if it's created at MIT, Harvard or Yale
    So it's only temporary encryption
    Uncrackable crap is only fiction
    Cause security is only a vixen

    New CD /. Pimp in stores soon

  15. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. on Branched Nanotubes Offer Smaller Transistors · · Score: -1, Troll

    then maybe you'll be able to see your penis

  16. A better idea on Google to Offer Free Wi-Fi? · · Score: -1

    Now if only google offered free porn.. then I wouldn't have to ever leave the computer

  17. Re:The key word is unpatched. on Honeymonkeys Discover Undisclosed Vulnerability · · Score: -1

    ROFLMAO

  18. Price Range on First Reviews: NVIDIA GeForce 7800 GT GPU · · Score: -1

    There's only two types of G
    O-G and Y-G
    I got thug in my blood none of ya'll nicca's bleed like me
    Had to tell papi to meet-I-Me
    Just give me every peso before you D-i-e

    Seriously though, this video card upgrade is not worth the price. For a small quality difference you recieve an even larger price difference.

  19. Mission Control on Mars Orbiter Launch Delayed · · Score: -1

    This will not launch for a while especially since they will want to use it as a seperate media engine.

  20. Master Plan on A Buyer's Guide to Inkjet Printers · · Score: -1, Redundant

    1) Select ink jet printer
    2) ???
    3) Profit

  21. Well on WiFi At Logan Airport Leads To Turf War · · Score: 0

    This makes sense because they are losing money for something that they have provided for a while. One might also suggest that it brings in unfair competition because the airport is underselling the commodity (for free). But the problem is that the internet is probably not free because the people will pay for it somewhere(ticket prices, taxes, etc). Thus they are just hiding a service that people are forced to pay for whether they use or not.

  22. Well.. on NASA Debates Second Discovery Repair · · Score: 0

    Nasa should make all the necessary repairs despite what anyone else says. They're losing funding and they can't afford another accident. If an accident did happen they probably would never get the funding in order to go to the moon or send people to mars. Hopefully everything goes well and next time they can be better prepared

  23. Re:In a similar vein on E-commerce Sites Edit Customer Reviews · · Score: 0

    I'm not suprised by that tactic at all because it's been going on for a long time. Food companies also use fake critics to 'review' their products. It's also funny how movie companies throw together a few reviews.

    This film was.... amazing.. best.. movie.. of the.. year

  24. Not Suprising on Ten Percent of DNS Servers Still Vulnerable · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is not suprising at all especially considering the history of DNS and it's mainframe components. They will always be vunerable, especially for people who do not have the proper PPS setup. I wouldn't be suprised if it's more then 10%.

    It's tacyo YO!

  25. Re:Brilliant! on Dialup Redeemed: The WiFlyer Modem+Hotspot · · Score: -1

    ROFL.. NOT!
    Jeez boy you can't even make a clown laugh
    so just take a bath cuz you suck at math
    > To pussy for cream so drink half and half Well /.ers follow my path
    Rappin titans of course we clash
    and when I'm done I'll give you genital rash