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  1. Re:I guess that creates an opportunity on Belgian ISP Forced To Block P2P Traffic · · Score: -1

    Problems with your argument:
    1) The exchange isn't routed through the same isp as the encryption which means it's harder to streamline
    2) The DNS setup is static and it's hard to sort through the junk to determine the actual p2p

  2. Re:Lightning Is Released, Too on Mozilla Sunbird 0.5 Released · · Score: 0, Funny

    I cop bentleys ya'll copy sunbirds
    I use Microsoft ya'll use sunbirds
    I destory women, some say I son-birds chyeaaaaa
    I get modded flamebait and troll but that's just how I roll
    Should be informative or funny cause that's just how I roll
    Ya'll brothas funny like Uwe Boll
    I'm the numba 1 slashdot hustla
    Got a lot of /. customa's
    Holla at me for that crack linux code
    Binary strings node by node
    With more iq points then emode

  3. Re:petaflop on IBM's Blue Gene Runs Continuously At 1 Petaflop · · Score: -1

    Tacyo where ya been man? Keeping spitting that slashdot fire, and go cop the LP

    Chyeaaaa, the kid back once again
    Serving the slashdot fiends this aint' pretend
    Ya'll are petaflopping like IBM
    I'm about to make this shitty like a BM
    Me and jovius we on that paper chase
    Servin da fiends case by case
    The best product on slashdot but ain't open source
    We hatch plots agains hoes that slang open sores

  4. Meph on Diablo Movie Now in the Works? · · Score: -1

    1) create diablo movie
    2) ???
    3) couple of meph runs
    4) Profit!

  5. Was once addicted to gaming myself on Doctor Urges AMA To Classify Gaming Addiction · · Score: -1

    It's hard to define because a lot of people can overplay video games and not be addicted. They might play 10 hours a day but could easily walk away and do something else. I was addicted to Diablo 2 and would play the game every chance I had. When I couldn't play I was constantly thinking about it and would often make myself ill just so I could stay home and play it. I went to see a psychiatrist and she helped me stop playing. The problem is usually deeper then a game but it's taken out through gaming

  6. Plan sibling experiments circa 1988 on Plants 'Recognize' Their Siblings · · Score: -1

    Back in '88 when I was pushing weight
    Moving plant siblings was great
    Now I got my weight up, plants got ate up
    Hustlin on slashdot to get my cake up
    Holla @ me over slash for some crack or pot
    I kill prices some say I slash the dot
    Mash the spot with ill jams
    Internet raps is like lethal grams from lethal mans Ya'll nerds and whack as hell
    White kid in life but on slashdot I'm black as well

  7. What?! on Microsoft and LG Electronics Sign Linux Covenant · · Score: -1

    Microsoft and LG Laura Croft and EB Tacyo I spit free Rock shows and get G'z Grands and girls Gave /. a necklace full of pearls (nah mean?) I got the /. flow getting /. dough gettin these / hot hoes! Microsoft is soft and LG is even worse /. crook I'll snatch your purse and purse your snatch (nah mean?) So stop hating and go cop the LP My picture clearer then LG

  8. Smart Idea on Amazon Betas 'Elastic' Grid Computing Service · · Score: -1

    Building an iron grid while doing a bid
    just like fiddy did
    I spit tight cuz I'm white
    Slashdots delight

  9. Re:Scariest part ... on No Full HD Playback for 32-bit Vista · · Score: -1

    w0wz3rz

  10. Interesting.. but.. on Hard Knocks, Age Transform Marc Andreessen · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I think that he'll face huge hurdles, especially with the two main competitors. If he can target a certain niche and build up just like Firefox then he might be succesful. Hopefully it doesn't become another netscape.

  11. Re:On the other hand... on Sony UK Refused P2P Software Patent · · Score: -1

    I doubt that Sony would use their power in order to do anything evil. Despite some of their sketchy history, they have also made huge leaps forward in order to protect users against the RIAA. I'd trust Sony with my life

  12. Obviously on Atlas 5 Rocket Set to Launch Pluto Probe · · Score: -1

    I get a -1 cause my shit is too raw
    I get declawed cause I'm to real, like ally mcbeal I'm eating a meal
    And let me whoop yo head boy if you think I suck
    Cause I'll use yo ma for a cheap fuck
    Now back to spitting knowledge
    Indepth and breadth shit you can't learn in college
    They researching while I'm coming up with truths
    How your mom's a whore and her asshole is loose
    Duck duck mother fucka I'm the goose
    K subsets from N nigga that's choose!

  13. Good idea, or is it? on Used Microsoft Licenses For Sale · · Score: -1

    This is some ill shit yo.. in this game

    Kids be talking about hood raps I be showin 'em my hood gat They got the wood gats What they'd do if they could crap I'm so ill when I hatch-plots To do more then crash-spots on slashdots server Make ya nervours cause it'll serve-ya Bell curve-ya with some much nerve-ya I'm so pimpin girls holla at me over the net Drive over in the 'vette deep throat and jizz on they neck

  14. LOL on German IT Outfit Bans Whining · · Score: -1

    Yo this is pretty whack
    How I used to sell crack to men who were black
    I was the slashdot mack, now I have to be happy how real is dat?
    Back in the days when i was strapped with a gat
    Wearing a black hat, sneaking around like a cat
    Now I got to act like a hoodlum
    Cause I'm straight thuggin not christian or muslim
    So I'm ill like the best emcee
    You can't battle me, I'll kill thee
    I run slashdot and you know it's the truth
    I got huge pots, and blow like babe ruth

  15. Breezy on Intel Slashes Computer Startup Times · · Score: -1, Troll

    Going up and coming down sounds like you going down you clown
    Sucking cocks smiling no frown
    Untill I pound yo ass into the ground
    I keep my slashdot clique tight as hell
    We connect like rogers, at&t and bell
    Got the hook ups on slashdot we dealing crack
    Cleared out the n00bs now we selling smack
    Got fiends on slashdot all want my shit
    So I pump it through sourceforge in my tinted whip
    I'm ill as can be and you whack as can be
    They should call you the small dick G

  16. Re:Wow.. on New iPods on the Horizon · · Score: -1

    Of course we need that many posts
    So stop dissin my homies, too late now you're toast
    What kind of a name is nahorniak
    Does it describe how yo mama was always horny-on-crack?
    How you bout to get whooped by a gangsta that ain't black
    You just got dissed for talking so much smack
    I know you act all big on slashdot when in reality you're a loser
    You got an e-girlfriend she's fat and ugly but you'd still choose her
    So I'm gonna smack ya upside the head
    Cause screwin with my slashdot crew is gonna leave you dead

  17. Re:They don't realize... on Music Labels Charge Too Much For Microsoft · · Score: -1

    I'd laught but that comment was really funny
    So I'll diss you in a rap cause you're a dummy
    You're only alive cause I forgot to bust on yo ma's tummy
    Before she got fat off of swallowing she was a playboy bunny
    Your posts ain't good they whack as hell
    You were probably getting a blowjob from a little kid just like R kels
    I'm the illest poster on slashdot that that's real
    I'll eat you up like dykes eat pussy circa ally mcbeal
    Matta fact I'll eat you up like a fucken happy meal
    Just signed a new deal for a few mil
    So tacyo is a millionaire and dats fo real
    My first slashdot cd went platinum sold 4 million copies
    Now boys on this trying to drop me, you can't stop me

  18. Back ta RAP on Silent Water Cooling on the SLI · · Score: -1

    Yo I was gone for a while but I'm back for good
    I was too busy bussin and poppin in the hood
    Stay on my grind stay on my hustle
    Shoot nicca's in the bushes when I hear them rustle
    I'll destroy a slashdot techie with my ill dissin
    You the toilet and I'm doin da pissin
    End yo posting career with my comment beefs
    Eat you up like I'm shark teeth
    So stop envyin me cause I'm slashdot MVP
    I'm notorious like BIG and I'm a betta techie then You are B
    So of course you want my karma cause it's da highest
    Nigga's talkin about how cmdrtacyo is slashdots flyest
    Bredrins think I can't take of slashdot so I'm gon try this
    Brought out a slashdot rap cd and of course it went platinum
    Cause I sold units like yo mom and hoes cuz I be mackin-em
    So cop da lp cuz it'll do you good
    Better then the feelin of mornin wood

  19. Buss1n and Popp1n on Dell Dumping Itanium · · Score: 0, Funny

    Who cares what they be dumpin
    Either way I'll still be on the block pumpin
    Spittin mad raps, that have all slashdotters bumpin
    I grew up in the hoods I'm a slashdot veteran
    From taco to Tacyo can't name no one I ain't better than
    Selling my slashdot cd to get more chedda-man
    You mod this down I'll pull out my beretta man
    So I'm gonna keep it real and keep rhymin
    Keep teched up on my grind-and do a bunch of hoes with quick timin
    So I got all ya'll shook cuz i'm da slashdot crook
    Sold ya'll crack just to buy my textbooks

  20. Re:Don't give them ideas! on Video Game Industry to Sue Michigan's Governor · · Score: -1

    Yo YO YO YO

    Another post on slashdot that's just a whack joke

    It's like slangin rock riding the crack boat

    Good at first, then it gets worse

    Until you see yourself ridin in a hearse

    Stop makin bad posts or I'll pull my glock

    Cops takin mad costs for all wool socks

    Tick tock, the clock stops and I bust shots

    NO more bad humour

    Ni99a's got a tumour

  21. Bussin on Samsung Develops 16Gb Flash Memory · · Score: -1, Troll

    I keep it poppin like samsung
    Hoes be like tacyo you're so hung
    Pull out my dick and you mama's toast
    Only picked her up cause I got almost first post
    So I keep rappin and rhymin
    Spit ill raps pimp slashdot hoes with mad-timin

  22. Seriously on Securing Mac OS X Tiger · · Score: -1

    How can you secure the OS X Tiger
    Rub it up down and here it purr?
    Blast crap rock no rap music like the cure
    I'm the illest pimp so much grace and tenure
    You a sick freak, no class like manure
    So I spit these raps cause it's all I got
    I'm the illest kid who'll leave ya shot
    Bleeding to death no chance to live
    I'll snatch your wallet no chance to give

  23. Criticism on BBC Opens TV Archive to Remixers · · Score: -1

    Yo it's a good idea but not that great
    It's like not using lube to masturbate
    It's like doing a girl whose heavier then a crate
    Both is okay but you can't truly appreicate
    My raps is ill they instigate
    Did yo ma and gf now they both late
    Yo girl took it up the backside
    2 gallons of lube thats what I call a backslide
    She told me you have a small penis that when she confide
    Fakes orgasming with you thats what I call a conride

  24. Bussin on Microsoft Sues EU · · Score: -1

    So now microsoft is suing the EU
    Gates was grimey now dat nigga's coo-coo
    Asked yo ma how much for a blow she said two
    Is that dollars mam?
    Nah boi 2 cents for a big slam
    Blow on my face for an extra few cents
    Then wipe it off and watch me repent
    It may be cents but it helps me pay the rent
    Cause yo d1ck is heaven sent
    So I spit slashdot rhymes to educate fools
    Here's a low level unique and treat you like a mule
    I run slashdot and I'm what you'd call cool
    Record posts and you just a fool
    I even got a slashdot rap cd out last week
    Sounds gangsta pull a berreta at mobb deep
    Now flock like sheep, stalk like creeps
    and buy my album like it's street meat

  25. Encryption on Microsoft Windows Media Player Encryption Hacked · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Fo real dis shyte is straight whack
    Might like it if I wasn't so black
    But instead of podcast I'd rather slang some crack
    Here's another battle rap by the tacyo attack
    Stop modding me down you know it's insightful
    If I stay at -1 I might spite you
    With my AK 47 assault rifle