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  1. Re:Not exactly on 360 Launch Lineup Released · · Score: 1

    Couple hours at a kiosk. I call this game a 'magical Zelda' - same type of action/adventure/rpg with more based on magic.

    Geez, why don't you let someone else have a turn?

  2. Re:Holy sequels Batman! on 360 Launch Lineup Released · · Score: 1

    Madden is better now than it was back on SNES.

    Madden 94 on the Genesis is still the best Madden of all time. Sorry!

  3. Re:Oooer on Xbox 360 Not Hi-Def Enough? · · Score: 1

    Yeah? And does that include an adapter to play Burnout 3 on your PC?

    Sadly, it doesn't include an adapter to shake the sand out of your vagina, either.

  4. Re:Which multiplayer games? on Xbox 360 Not Hi-Def Enough? · · Score: 1

    The contention here is that connecting four USB joypads (whether PC native or through an adapter) to a PC is as useful (or as useless) as connecting a USB keyboard and mouse to a PS2's USB ports because few top-class commercial games are designed to read and respond to them.

    Actually the contention was that racing games sucked on the PC because you had to use the keyboard and mouse. He said:

    Go and try to play some racing game with keyboard/mouse. It sucks and it doesn't hold a candle to playing with a control pad.

    Most PC racing games work fine with Playstation 2 controllers. Every subsequent post has been belaboring additional points that may be true, but have nothing to do with the post I was responding to. Again, I don't care if you (or Captain Stupid before you) like playing games on the PC or consoles. I was just providing a link to an easy and cheap way to use your console controllers on the PC.

  5. Re:Which multiplayer games? on Xbox 360 Not Hi-Def Enough? · · Score: 1

    I want a house made of gold bricks and pony to ride.

    Hey look, that has nothing to do with the original post either!

    I don't care if you can't satisfy yourself with PC gaming. I was merely responding to your erroneous claim.

  6. Re:Oooer on Xbox 360 Not Hi-Def Enough? · · Score: 1

    Go and try to play some racing game with keyboard/mouse. It sucks and it doesn't hold a candle to playing with a control pad.

    Yes, it's a known fact that there is no way to attach a PS2/Xbox controller to a PC with a $12 adapter from Radio Shack. Especially not this one.

  7. Re:This guy makes a great point on Mark Rein Sets The Record Straight · · Score: 1

    Change weapons using your stylus? I just use my thumb.

    Cheater.

  8. Re:Why not show us some games? on Revolution Least Expensive Next-Gen Console · · Score: 1

    Of actual games in development, or just the quick and dirty tech demos that Nintendo put together for magazines?

  9. Re:Me thinks we have a fool.... on 'Protecting' Perl Code? · · Score: 1

    Me thinks you sound pompous and ridiculous.

  10. Re:Costs. on Philips amBX: For Ambient Gaming · · Score: 1

    The cost of stuff like fans, heaters, lights that comunicate with the computer is probably not gonna be cheap.

    Yes, it's well known that fans, lightbulbs, and USB cables are priced out of reach of the average consumer.

  11. In a perfect world... on OMG Girlz Don't Exist On Teh Intarweb! · · Score: 1, Troll

    ...Zonk wouldn't exist on "teh intarweb."

  12. Re:The Dark Tower series in incomplete, anyway on Dark Tower Comic Series Confirmed · · Score: 1

    nah just jealous.

    Of what? His books are a small fart in the wide world of literature.

  13. Re:The Dark Tower series in incomplete, anyway on Dark Tower Comic Series Confirmed · · Score: 1

    Another thing that just sort of had me asking "why?! why?!" was if that one kid at the end could make stuff he drew real how come he didn't fix Roland's hand?

    The answer is that Stephen King is a boring washed up hack that ran out of ideas and motivation 20 years ago.

  14. Re:June 2006 confirmed on The Revolution Will Be Globalized · · Score: 1


    Thier what is full of shit?


    What is a "thier?"

  15. Re:Same posts are repeated on next page on Designer on Slashdot Overhaul Plans · · Score: 1

    Yes, that is really annoying.

  16. Re:Not that we Shouldn't Use Pillows. on Pillows Dangerous for Your Health · · Score: 1

    Next time you get an injection, tell the nurse not to swab - citing the fact that you're definitely not a baby.

    Yes, because getting an injection is almost exactly the same as sleeping on a pillow.

    Sheesh.

  17. Re:Not that we Shouldn't Use Pillows. on Pillows Dangerous for Your Health · · Score: 1

    Not sure I actually like the idea, but then I don't like the idea of all those microorganisms seething around my head for 6+hours every day, either.

    I don't particularly like carpets for similar reasons.

    Maybe a simple solution would be to create a sheath that acts as a barrier between the pillow and pillow-case.


    An even simpler solution would be for you to stop being such a baby. Eat your vegetables and bathe regularly, you'll be fine.

  18. Re:Good on Pillows Dangerous for Your Health · · Score: 1

    I have some seriously old pillows, and they are probably more spore than fluff, but I have not been able to find ones as good as the ones my Mom bought us shortly after we were married.

    You married your mom???

  19. Re:Not exactally. on Network TV Downloadable Via iTunes · · Score: 1

    Year Cable Started: 1949
    Year Discovery Channel Started: 1985


    Wow, thanks for being so informative.

    I'm sure that cable in 1949 is completely relevant to what people in modern times think of as "cable television" while they roam about glistening glass cities in horseless carriages under the glaring bloom of electric lights, imagining the moving pictures carried into their living rooms like magical bits of heaven (in all of it's post-war industrial might and glory)!

    The original post that spurred this on said:

    Or were you not around when cable was commercial free and was the major selling point?

    That poster didn't say "when cable first started." In fact, it was you who said that. I responded to your moronic post to clarify the obvious. The Discovery Channel, when it first started, was commercial free. Strangely, this was a major selling point.

    Your point, on the other hand, remains a mystery.

  20. Re:Not exactally. on Network TV Downloadable Via iTunes · · Score: 1

    When was this? When cable originally started, all they did was transmit what came to them over the air from the networks. Comercials and all. There were no other stations at that point.

    Just as an example, the Discovery Channel was originally commercial free...

  21. Re:Why should i pay? on Network TV Downloadable Via iTunes · · Score: 1

    Sort of like a 'greatest hits' CD.. just a scam to suck more cash out of you for what you ALREADY PAID FOR.

    If you buy a compilation CD that only contains tracks you already own...it's not like the track listing isn't on the CD case.

  22. Re:The price is wrong on Network TV Downloadable Via iTunes · · Score: 1

    I don't do business with iTunes, because I don't think songs are worth $1 to download.

    I've been really happy with Rhapsody. As long as you don't upgrade to the v3, Total Recorder will happily record your streams at 4x.

  23. Re:Warning: rant approaching at high speeds on An Intro To Editing Audio On Linux · · Score: 1

    Then outsource it.

    Yes, to Digidesign, Cakewalk, or Steinberg who have probably already implemented whatever feature you are looking for.

  24. Re:"If Ardour doesn't have a feature I need...." on An Intro To Editing Audio On Linux · · Score: 2, Funny

    "If Ardour doesn't have a feature I need, I can code it myself." Most people can't program themselves and would rather buy something that already has the feature they want...

    The best time to start a large coding project is in the middle of a recording project.

  25. Re:Mmmh... on Creative's X-Fi Audio Chip Reviewed · · Score: 0, Troll

    Creative's marketing is stupid. However, it is not as stupid as this:

    How can make an mp3 sound BETTER than the CD? Unless they can restore the lost information in the sampling & compressing, it will sound... DIFFERENT from my cd, at the best.

    If it sounded "better," it would obviously have to be "different," at the best. Unless you know of some magical way to make something better by making it exactly the same?

    Sheesh.