I doubt that Sun's executives do not feel like they have failed at all. I would assume the CEO's resume will make a big deal about successfully overseeing the acquisition. This seems to be the mentality of senior management in the mega corporations.
The next phase in the TSA idiocracy will require passengers to perform a #1 (pee) and a #2 (poop), with proof, before boarding a flight to prevent potential liquids and solids of terror being brought on board.
This will dovetail nicely with the current policy. This way, you won't need to go to the bathroom in the last hour of the flight. Its a win-win!
"Ads on newspaper Internet sites sell for pennies on the dollar compared with ads in their ink-on-paper cousins"
Why is that? If I PAY to subscribe to the newspaper, why should it be loaded with ads at all? My local paper has almost nothing worth reading in it. A bunch of AP articles, used as filler, that I can read for free online now and a boatload of ads. Very little useful local content. No wonder they are all failing.
Without this new capability, this little gem would have went by completely unnoticed on Facebook:
"Achmed sent Bob a suicide bomb".
When they looked at Achmed's profile, it said on the front page:
"Achmed joined Al Qaida".
Ah-ha! Gotcha
Nanocomp Technologies announces that their new nanotube technology is being applied to solve the "Sheryl Crow one square of toilet paper" problem. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm
Specifically, the technology is intended to address "those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
Microsoft announces that Steve Balmer is getting his office redecorated. All the furnishings are to be coated with a new high-tech orange "goo". No reason was given as to why.
It's our right as citizens to be secure. If your papers (computer) is dangerous, it is reasonable to seize it./quote.
I want to be secure from people who think like you.
As study is underway to see if you really can "Freeze your ass off".
I doubt that Sun's executives do not feel like they have failed at all. I would assume the CEO's resume will make a big deal about successfully overseeing the acquisition. This seems to be the mentality of senior management in the mega corporations.
I dunno, I think I'm getting older because I swear that audio sounded more like 6 minutes...
It was 6 fucking minutes. Kids these days can't tell time for shit.
Win2K SP9
The next phase in the TSA idiocracy will require passengers to perform a #1 (pee) and a #2 (poop), with proof, before boarding a flight to prevent potential liquids and solids of terror being brought on board.
This will dovetail nicely with the current policy. This way, you won't need to go to the bathroom in the last hour of the flight. Its a win-win!
You forgot the part where the wronged consumers get justice in the form of a $2 class action settlement check.
YOU forgot the part where the wronged consumers get a coupon worth $2 off on their next purchase as their settlement.
Herpes is not a crime, but I bet if you had it you would want to keep that fact private.
It is if your girlfriend doesn't know about it.
"What do you want them to replace it with?"
Two registries. Number 1 for the system settings. Locked down. Number 2 for apps. This also makes it backwards compatible.
Are you saying "two wrongs make a right"?
Now my curiosity is piqued. WHY can't I own a Canadian? Or at least lease one for a year?
Because after a while you would end every sentence with "Ay". That's why.
...turn into an entire country of genetically deformed freaks...
Sounds like this could be weaponized. Such a weapon could give the phrase "Tear you a new asshole" a sense of literalism.
No, I'd say iTunes/Quicktime and Acrobat are, in fact, crap.
Depends.
No, Depends hold crap.
"Ads on newspaper Internet sites sell for pennies on the dollar compared with ads in their ink-on-paper cousins"
Why is that? If I PAY to subscribe to the newspaper, why should it be loaded with ads at all? My local paper has almost nothing worth reading in it. A bunch of AP articles, used as filler, that I can read for free online now and a boatload of ads. Very little useful local content. No wonder they are all failing.
Without this new capability, this little gem would have went by completely unnoticed on Facebook:
"Achmed sent Bob a suicide bomb".
When they looked at Achmed's profile, it said on the front page:
"Achmed joined Al Qaida".
Ah-ha! Gotcha
They would get rid of Ethanol. My mileage is always better when I fill up in Nevada.
All jokes aside, the western US and Canada are completely reliant on snow pack for water supply. No snow, and you have severe drought.
Exactly. With this knowledge, you can know you have a severe drought. That is obviously much better than not knowing you have a severe drought.
a b c 3 4 5. New math?
Nanocomp Technologies announces that their new nanotube technology is being applied to solve the "Sheryl Crow one square of toilet paper" problem.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm
Specifically, the technology is intended to address "those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
"...any statement made is assumed to be false unless you prove it's true."
I am lying and that's the truth.
I used to be able to use Firefox. Then, only IE would work. That is when I quit using eBay. Who cares what they do anymore. Fuck 'em.
Mine's at home learning Perl right now.
Women and Perl are a lot alike. You can't figure out how women work either.
Whoosh!!
Microsoft announces that Steve Balmer is getting his office redecorated. All the furnishings are to be coated with a new high-tech orange "goo". No reason was given as to why.
Similar in principle (in vague terms) to how the bonnet of a car (hood to USA people) is designed to crumple so that it absorbs the energy of a crash.
I always assumed that the reason for the crumple was to maximize the cost of repair ultimately necessitating the purchase of a new vehicle.
1. You are not an American.
3. You have "trade secrets" that can give American companies a competitive advantage.
2. Classified
It's our right as citizens to be secure. If your papers (computer) is dangerous, it is reasonable to seize it./quote. I want to be secure from people who think like you.