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Who Installs the Most Crapware?

Barence writes "PC Pro has done a thorough test of the software bundled by nine of the leading laptop manufacturers to find out who installs the most crapware on their PCs. Manufacturers such as Acer add as much as two minutes to their boot times by stuffing their machines full of bundled software, with own-brand proprietary software being the worst offender. HP's bundled apps, meanwhile, have a memory footprint of more than 1GB. PC Pro has also reviewed three pieces of software which promise to remove rubbish from your PC — with mixed results."

583 comments

  1. Lenovo by El+Lobo · · Score: 5, Informative
    As a responsable IT person at my university, I buy a lot of different hardware (laptops, stationary, servers)...

    I ALWAYS format the computer before giving it to the final user, but as a rule I can tell you that any "big" name out there installs a lot of crapware, but the winner is: LENOVO.

    The last Dells I've got have:

    1. Adobe reader
    2. Google toolbar
    3. Google Desktop (!!!! ahhhggg the pain)
    4. Adobe Flash player
    5. Lots of Dell crapware like Support center and so on..

    Lenovo: 1. Adobe reader
    2. MS Office 30 days trial (yes, trials ARE crapware in my book)
    3. McAffee antivirus + Firewall + anything (60 days trial)
    4. Google toolbar
    5. Google Desktop
    6. Google Chrome (AHHHHHHH MORE PAIN)
    7. Adobe flash player
    8. Skype (!!!)
    10. Lots and I mean LOOOOTS of Lenovo panels, gadgets and stuff
    HP 1. Adobe reader
    2. Norton antivirus + Firewall + anything (60 days trial)
    4. Google toolbar
    5. Google Desktop
    6. Lots of gadgets and added HP value"

    On the bright side, Dell always gives you a new brand Windows CD and a CD with drivers so the re-installation is easy.

    Lenovo? They give you a Restore CD that installs the system with all the crap from the beginning.

    Oh well... At lest nobody else (that I know) is installing Abble crapware by default. The day some big name intalls iTunes, QuickTime, Safary or other Abble Supercrap, as default, that's the last day I buy such a brand for us.

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    1. Re:Lenovo by megamerican · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is this marked as troll? He is answering the stated question to the best of his knowledge. If anything should be marked as troll, it is the question itself. What do you expect when you use such a subject term such as "crapware?"

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    2. Re:Lenovo by Gerafix · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Probably because he spelled "responsible" wrong.

      Oh who am I kidding, it's because he flamed iApple iSoftware or whatever and the mods are furious.

    3. Re:Lenovo by aicrules · · Score: 1

      Because the clearly unbiased review by the linked website provides the answer! Dell is super duper! Comments from such users as Michael_D, md311, and mike_dellissocoolbutidontworkthere prove it!

    4. Re:Lenovo by BumbaCLot · · Score: 5, Informative

      I can speak from experience that some of the Thinkpad software is not crap, but actually improves the operating of the computer.

      Under IBM the battery and power scheme setups were a lot better at maintaining battery life. Some of these hardware manufacturers actually know what their hardware does and the best way to manage it!

    5. Re:Lenovo by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Adobe Reader, and Adobe FlashPlayer isn't crap where. It makes sure you can actually do things that for some reason windows doesn't do nativly. Such as Read PDF files and open Flash WebSites. Relatively common things.

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    6. Re:Lenovo by piojo · · Score: 4, Informative

      When I bought a Lenovo R-series computer with Vista Professional, I didn't notice a lot of crapware that they'd installed. Was it because it was a "professional" computer?

      I installed Linux in a few days, so I might not have noticed everything that was there, but I actually liked some of the stuff they installed--like a driver for my hard drive's accelerometer (that would park the heads if needed) and a driver that let me configure Windows not to overcharge my battery.

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    7. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      On a Lenovo (at least on my old X61s), when you try a restore from disk/dvd you have the option to pick which software you want installed on top of Windows. I usually uncheck all, and my install is clean.

    8. Re:Lenovo by sukotto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why the hate for Chrome?

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    9. Re:Lenovo by Singularity42 · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing it's the "Abble" references. Is there even a reason to use "Safary"???

    10. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Meh, I'd probably prefer to mod him down, too, for the bowling ball-like wit he demonstrates when talking about Apple. Either that or his keyboard's just that broken that it outputs "b" when he presses "p", but only after an "A".

      As a note, I'd prefer to mod down the "Micro$oft" gits, too, for much the same reason. I take my sense of humor seriously.

    11. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was wondering that myself. Hate for Google Updater I would understand entirely. Auto-updaters are apps forged in the fires of Hell itself. Those fucking things need to go, and the assholes responsible for them need to be castrated.

    12. Re:Lenovo by Threni · · Score: 1

      Or Skype? Some people buy computers just to use Skype.

    13. Re:Lenovo by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 4, Funny

      I take my sense of humor seriously.

      Well, gee, there's your problem!

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    14. Re:Lenovo by Afforess · · Score: 5, Funny

      Please, turn in your geek card on the way out.

      Adobe software = Defective by Design. Just ask anyone who has to use CS3 or CS4 for any length of time.

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    15. Re:Lenovo by timster · · Score: 3, Funny

      He's a "responsible IT person" -- you know the sort. I imagine his Microsoft rep told him that Chrome wasn't Enterprise-Ready(tm).

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    16. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose that a respons i ble person would think to run a browser that could spell-check his/her work in progress. Not to devalue your contribution, but it does come across as a bit of a fabrication if you start your post with a very, VERY common mistake.
       
      I'd like to believe that Safary was an intentional mistake, and the fact you can't spell Abble correctly leads me to think that perhaps you're not actually working ...

    17. Re:Lenovo by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      Actually I think its the google fanboys that are going off on this one boss.

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    18. Re:Lenovo by Silentknyght · · Score: 1

      Why is this marked as troll? He is answering the stated question to the best of his knowledge. If anything should be marked as troll, it is the question itself. What do you expect when you use such a subject term such as "crapware?"

      +1. GP isn't a troll; at worst, this entire article is trolling.

    19. Re:Lenovo by bigmaddog · · Score: 2, Informative

      I bought a Lenovo laptop with WinXP this summer and would also like to say how pleasantly surprised I was by the near-total absence of crapware on it. I got the 30 day MS Office trial and some Lenovo firmware update thing but nothing else, not even Adobe flash and PDF reader (which aren't really crapware in my book, more like necessary evils). I was pretty happy with that...

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    20. Re:Lenovo by Sillygates · · Score: 4, Informative

      I liked the connection manager on windows XP, too.

      It would let you set up profiles to turn off your firewall on certain networks, start printer sharing, and start file sharing.

      It also let you setup static IP's VPNs, etc on certain networks....

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    21. Re:Lenovo by Duradin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually he was flaming Abble products. A very reputable brand, just like Magetbox and Panaphonic.

      Safary and iToons are great programs. I don't know what his problem is.

    22. Re:Lenovo by everynerd · · Score: 1

      Chrome is a better browser than anything else coming pre-installed these days, including Firefox 3.x. And I find it funny you noted Adobe Flash player being installed. If it's not, the average user is going to install it in the first 5 minutes anyway. Pretty useful item in the post-1993 internet world.

      Google Desktop I'll agree is a pain, very slow, very useless.

    23. Re:Lenovo by nine-times · · Score: 1

      In fairness, I'm not sure Adobe Reader and Flash should be considered "crapware". I personally am not too fond of them, but they're common freeware that a healthy percentage of people want, and lots of people will even be annoyed if they sit down at a computer and those programs aren't there.

      Similarly, I'm not sure I'd call Chrome or Skype "crapware". They're pretty decent programs, and I wouldn't consider them any more nefarious (actually, I think of them as less nefarious) then IE or MSN messenger.

      As for the OEM "gadgets" and "panels", I think it really depends on the function and quality. When an OEM installs very simple, functional, low resource, high quality control software, then I think it's fairly justifiable. Like some vendors have included WiFi configuration utilities that are better than what comes in Windows, and though I prefer to go with a standard Windows config as much as possible (for the sake of imaging and such), those don't bother me too much. However, some vendors include software that uses a bunch of software resources, put several icons in your system tray, and pop up to advertise additional services or software. I would call that sort of thing "crapware".

      But I recognize it's debatable how we want to define "crapware". When I get my hands on a new computer, I want nothing but Windows and drivers, and I appreciate it when it's standard enough hardware that the drivers are included in Windows. Then I want to make my own decisions. However, I'm sure that there are lots of people who want their computer to be fully functional (by their own terms) when they receive it, which may well include AV software and Adobe Reader/Flash.

    24. Re:Lenovo by spinkham · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or anyone in the security community. MS used to be the industries' vulnerable software whipping boy, but they've cleaned that up to a large degree and outsourced the job to Adobe...

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    25. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just ask anyone who has to use CS3 or CS4 for any length of time.

      They didn't have time. They were spending all their time being productive to be able to answer.

    26. Re:Lenovo by TheLink · · Score: 1

      skype does tend to be more resource intensive. It's not so bad if you stop it from automatically launching till you need it.

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    27. Re:Lenovo by bughunter · · Score: 0, Troll

      Why is this marked as troll?

      Because his post ends with this definitively trollish sentence.

      The day some big name intalls iTunes, QuickTime, Safary or other Abble Supercrap, as default, that's the last day I buy such a brand for us.

      Unless there's another computer company out there violating Apple's trademarks, he's trolling for Apple fanboys. While Apple does have some software that's true crap (e.g., Mail.app) the applications he's named aren't crap, nor do they meet the definition of 'crapware' as commonly accepted by the community -- free, third party software installed to entice the purchaser to subscribe to an online service, habitually use a particular website, or buy a full version of the installed demo product. (Technically, HP's software doesn't fall into this category, either.)

      If I had mod points today, I'd be torn between "-1 Troll" and "-1 Flamebait."

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    28. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it either. I'm using Iron, which is essentially a Chrome clone without the Google tie-in, and it's the best browser I've ever had. Is he saying that Lenovo should have offered a choice between Iron and Chrome? Or is he saying that being able to choose what browser you're going to use with your new machine is a bad thing?

    29. Re:Lenovo by Sperbels · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's not crapware in the sense that it's extraneous crap you don't need. But it's crapware in the sense that you don't need to have all those EXEs in memory at startup. Windows is perfectly capable of loading the appropriate items into memory as they are needed.

    30. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got a bag load of intranet sites in this corporation that do not function on laptops where Skype is installed. Not that it's specifically Skype's fault, but on this enterprise's laptops there's no business need for Skype, so it's not part of the coreload we use on the base image. The laptop works fine for the user's job function, until they install Skype.

    31. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      me neither - I guess it depends on the series and particular make of latop; Thinkpads must be better than ideapads etc...

    32. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an added bonus you get all the security vulnerabilities that go along with both!

      Need a re-install, be sure not to forget updating (both copies!) of Flash before you open a website.

    33. Re:Lenovo by KillerBob · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Compare the performance of something like FoxIt PDF Reader ( http://www.foxitsoftware.com/pdf/reader/ ) against Adobe Reader, and then tell me with a straight face that Adobe's version is better. And if you leave Windows-land and get to Linux, then there's options like evince which are also significantly better than Adobe's offering.

      And honestly, the only reason that Flash is installed on my computer at all is for YouTube. If I had a choice in the matter, I wouldn't have that load of crap at all... more often than not, it's used for intrusive ads on websites, not anything of actual value. (gawd, I hate surfing at work, where I am in serious hock if I'm caught using anything other than MSIE 6.0... *shudder*)

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    34. Re:Lenovo by negRo_slim · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, I'd say iTunes/Quicktime and Acrobat are, in fact, crap.

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    35. Re:Lenovo by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      I use Photoshop and Illustrator CS3 all the time and I like them just fine, I've tried CS4 but I decided to hold off on upgrading until my next hardware upgrade cycle (and the original release seemed a bit buggy).

      But maybe you're one of those guys who think the GIMP is teh awzoom and that it has been better than Photoshop since the late 90s since "it's free software!!1"?

      /Mikael

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    36. Re:Lenovo by negRo_slim · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So you are saying the GIMP is superior to Photoshop.

      I don't know what he's saying, but I'm saying PSP9 is superior to Photoshop.

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    37. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adobe Reader is crapware. It's a bloated POS. Getting the job done? Foxit or another small footprint, fast loading program would be getting the job done.

      Flashplayer is something the user should install on their own.

    38. Re:Lenovo by rdforsyth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Haha, reminds me of the skit in the Simpsons movie, 'sop, yeld and one vay'. Don't know why. Very Mel Brooks-eque.

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    39. Re:Lenovo by riegel · · Score: 1

      As a responsable IT person at my university

      ...

      Oh well... At lest nobody else (that I know) is installing Abble crapware by default. The day some big name intalls iTunes, QuickTime, Safary or other Abble Supercrap, as default, that's the last day I buy such a brand for us.

      Hmmm... responsable IT person

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    40. Re:Lenovo by heptapod · · Score: 4, Informative

      43.5 megabytes for Adobe Reader just to read PDFs while an alternative like Foxit is just 5 megabytes to download, has a smaller footprint with minimal to no bloat. I've never had an issue with the latter and will use it to open PDFs that were unavailable with Adobe's products.

    41. Re:Lenovo by vondiggity · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nope, Sony has them beat by a long shot. I too work in IT at a university. I ordered a Sony because a Faculty member really liked the looks of the computer and had to have it. Man, the start menu went halfway across the screen from all of the crap installed. Most of it was all of these useless multimedia stuff from Sony itself. Now I just order the Dell Latitudes, and they have a fairly clean image, but I always wipe and reimage them with our own University provided software.

    42. Re:Lenovo by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Informative

      Generally "business class" PCs tend to have less crapware that 'consumer' PCs which in a way is ironic since a large number of business PCs get their HDs wiped and a company specific image installed anyway.

      IMHO, if it has a real uninstall script - that really uninstalls the damned program without magic incantations and four downloads from the manufacturers web site - then it's mostly harmless and I don't care. I can't for the life of me figure out why these companies don't do that....

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    43. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Somy.

    44. Re:Lenovo by uberjack · · Score: 1

      I used to work for Office Depot as a computer salesman some time back. If you think crapware is bad today, you don't want to know what it was like around 1996-1999, when Al Gore first invented the Internet. We used to see all sorts of useless software included with the system - ranging from useless, to distracting (several versions of IBM's desktop PC's had animated desktop icons(!)) to spyware (WildTangent/CometCursor)

    45. Re:Lenovo by RobDude · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The reason is mostly because the law says they can't.

      Trust me, Microsoft wants nothing more than to bundle it's own version of just about every application you can think of. But, the legal system says they can't. They were declared a monopoly and part of that has limited their ability to include things you want into the OS.

      I'm not 'Pro MS' or 'Pro Linux' or anything, I just don't care. But I do think that it's funny that, essentially, the same people who used to complain that Microsoft is an evil monopoly and is destroying small companies by bundling their own XYZ into the operating system are now the same people who still say MS is an evil monopoly but advocate Linux because it includes far more stuff you'll need than Windows.

      But yeah, it's really not that MS doesn't want it - it's that it's hands are tied. At least, that's been my understanding of it.

    46. Re:Lenovo by Coren22 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is possible he is a native Arabic speaker. In Arabic, the b and p are the same thing, in many of these countries, you buy a bebsi instead of a Pepsi.

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    47. Re:Lenovo by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I was a bit suprised how little crapware Dell had. First non-custom PC I ever had that didn't come with a bevy of links to advertisers. Yeah, it had Adobe Reader, but I would have installed that anyway. Google stuff isn't that hard to uninstall (mine didn't have the desktop, just the toolbar). Their support center software was actually useful a few times, alerting me to new patches.

    48. Re:Lenovo by morgauxo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Umm, if it were pre-installed (I've never seen that) isn't that exactly what iTunes would be? Unless it's installed by Apple on a Mac. Then it fails the third party test though all the rest is still there.

    49. Re:Lenovo by morgauxo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, this is true but crap != crapware, the latter is only a subset of crap until third parties start installing it on PCs before selling them. Then... yah, it's crapware.

    50. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you are saying the GIMP is superior to Photoshop.

      Who mentioned the GIMP? That's right... only you. Strawman much?

    51. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I buy a lot of different hardware (laptops, stationary

      Cunt.

    52. Re:Lenovo by jeffstar · · Score: 1

      i found google desktop useful once, I had gigabytes of PDFs of IEEE standards and journals and google desktop was a simple way to search for the relevant file/chapter

    53. Re:Lenovo by DJRumpy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Just in case anyone is actually curious, Apple was the top pick for the lowest memory usage, and it was crapware free. Not much of a surprise. I totally agree with the HP and Sony results. I own laptops from both and they are full to the rim with shovelware.

      From TFA:
      The Verdict: The Crapware Con
      Posted on 29 Oct 2009 at 14:53
      It looks like crapware is here to stay, so what’s the best way to deal with it?
      Over the course of this feature, we’ve uncovered two important facts: first, no big-brand laptop (aside from Apple) is free from crapware, but it’s possible to buy a machine that’s noticeably faster and less cluttered than many of its competitors.

      We also found that several manufacturers were more guilty than others when it came to adding unwanted software – with Acer, Sony and HP being the worst offenders.

      The Acer, for instance, offered an unnecessary Windows Media Center clone and 19 games with only 60 minutes of play, while the Sony VAIO VGN-NS30E/S took more than three minutes to boot. HP’s Pavilion dv6 was little better, with a poor boot time, sluggish performance and flawed applications.
      The Dell and Asus machines both included genuinely useful applications and also offered swift boot times and good performance elsewhere

      Other machines, meanwhile, proved far more palatable, offering the holy grail of decent software that didn’t prove too taxing on hardware. The Dell and Asus machines both included genuinely useful applications and also offered swift boot times and good performance elsewhere.
      Further analysis reveals that, when it comes to performance, it’s the proprietary software that does the most damage. McAfee Security Center, for instance, is present on five of the machines we’ve tested – and their boot times and performance figures spread the gamut from the Dell’s speed to the Sony’s sluggish excess.

      Likewise, Norton products sit on both the quick Asus and slow HP machines, and Roxio Creator is present on the relatively nippy Lenovo as well as the Sony VAIO.

      The three slowest systems on test are those that cram in proprietary software. The Acer was stuffed with games, media applications and other tools, and the HP system contained children’s desktop software, games and HP’s own Total Care Advisor.

      The Sony VAIO, this month’s slowest laptop, boasted a desktop dock, VAIO-branded utilities and the all-encompassing Me & My VAIO media suite.

    54. Re:Lenovo by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Oh well... At lest nobody else (that I know) is installing Abble crapware by default.

      My new HP laptop had QuickTime on it.

      I haven't uninstalled it yet, but I did disable the QuickTimeTask (system tray icon).

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    55. Re:Lenovo by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Flash I will give you but I avoid Adobe Reader when I can. Foxit reader does the job for me and is lighter and faster.
      I also question why Chrome is crapware? It is a good browser and easy to uninstall if you don't want it.
      Toolbars? yea I hate them.
      Trailware? Okay let me install them if I want but leave it off other wise.
      I have no problem with preinstalled software if I can uninstall it cleanly. I would prefere a DVD of good software that I could pick and choose from to make my system useful.

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    56. Re:Lenovo by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      The IBM updater is great. One-click updating updates every device driver, updates your BIOS, updates firmware...

    57. Re:Lenovo by buswolley · · Score: 5, Funny
      Well if we are doing that, then let me say,

      You know who installs the most crapware?"

      Teenagers.

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    58. Re:Lenovo by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 4, Informative

      Foxit is evil with its crapware installer and explorer extensions. It's fat when running too. Try SumatraPDF.

    59. Re:Lenovo by Abreu · · Score: 4, Funny

      He probably has popsi in his refrigerator...

      "Where do these people do their shopping?!"

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    60. Re:Lenovo by RedBear · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why the hell is the parent modded as +5, Funny? I don't think it was meant as a joke and I was going to make the same comment myself.

      Like it or not, most end users in the business world need to be able to open PDF files and use websites that have Flash interfaces, neither of which Windows will do on its own. Installing Acrobat Reader and updating Flash Player to the latest version is one of the main things I do on any office machine I hand out. Sure, they are minor security risks, but I don't understand why anyone would call them crapware, as opposed to all the bizarre manufacturer-specific pop-up control panels and buggy trial security software that is constantly running in the system tray. That's the stuff we're talking about as crapware, not common add-ons like PDF and Flash that are just applications that run when you need them. And like the parent said, PDF and Flash are pretty common things, regardless of anyone's opinions on the need for Flash for any specific purpose.

      The modding of the parent as funny makes absolutely no sense to me.

    61. Re:Lenovo by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      I totally agree! Of course, the last time I ran either was probably 1997. On my old Pentium 75 Packard Bell. I really have no idea how they compare today! I just know that Photoshop fans are loud. Much like Apple fans and automotive testing wind tunnel fans. For the little bit of cropping, resizing and format conversion I do (plus maybe an occasional simple button) Gimp works just fine. And look Ma, no Wine!! Of course I am not in any kind of graphic editing business. Maybe if I was I would need Photoshop? Photoshop is expensive! $699 and that's their "lite" version!!! (CS4 vs CS4 extended) There's no way I could justify the money. I like that I don't have to steal my software. How many Photoshop users are there on Slashdot that actually paid for it? Yeah, I thought so.... So hows PSP doing these days? I used to like that.

    62. Re:Lenovo by Runaway1956 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Call me biased - I only work on machines that freinds, family and acquaintances bring me. I believe the summary, and TFA to be pretty much on target. IMHO - if the vendor won't include a clean MS installation disk with your purchase, there's a reason for that. Always insist on that clean installation disk, NOT a recovery disk. Dell, in general, is the cleanest machine to work on, and they don't install tons of crapware. Maybe half a ton, but not tons. There is no introductory software, or free software, or whatever else that is worth bothering with. Whatever it is that you want, you can download it straight from the source, without Lenovo, Compaq, or any of the others deciding what you need.

      Crapware - anything on the system that I didn't specifically ask for and explicitly consent to.

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    63. Re:Lenovo by TorKlingberg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Last time i checked Foxit was bundled with some crapware

    64. Re:Lenovo by Lucid+3ntr0py · · Score: 1
      You know what's not great, or at least with the most recent rev (last 2 years), is their terrible connection manager. It is a complete bear to get it to follow the right kind of encryption for Wifi. And then it shuts down Zero config.

      Zeroconfig is an extremely well executed program. In XP at least (like the rest of the OS, it took a turn for the worse in Vista) you almost NEVER had to futz with a connection. It just worked. It autodetects encryption levels, and prompts you for the right password.

    65. Re:Lenovo by grotgrot · · Score: 1

      What you are probably unaware of is that Lenovo provides the Base Software Administrator which lets you define exactly what goes on in a system software recovery. Behind the scenes it merely places a text file in the recovery partition that sets what components are installed during a recovery. You can exclude all of what you consider crapware. They also have software on that page to make your own packages so they can be placed in the recovery partition. Finally they provide the means to run your own software update servers.

    66. Re:Lenovo by riceboy50 · · Score: 1

      Certainly there are now more simple PDF readers out there, for instance OSX Preview can show basic PDFs, but there isn't really a drop-in replacement for Flash Player yet. There are competitors like Microsoft's own Silverlight, which they would love for you to use instead, and HTML5's impending tag, but mainly you are stuck with Flash Player for many web sites out there.

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    67. Re:Lenovo by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      I hear what you're saying. You want to pick the best software and you don't care so much if it's free. But CS3 is not the best. It installs SafeCast for one. This is exactly why free software is trusted while proprietary software is suspicious.

    68. Re:Lenovo by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      Adobe reader helps you by inserting itself into the startup processes so it will launch faster when you need it. This retards system responsiveness when you want to get going after a reboot. Most users aren't going to know how to stop that. It wouldn't be necessary at all if it wasn't such a bloated monolith with unnecessary features like 3D and Javascript tacked on.

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    69. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Amen to that. I have a nice little side business installing operating systems. One Christmas teenagers paid for all of my wife's Christmas presents and bought my daughter a new wardrobe.

      Sweet!!!

      And they'll keep installing malware until they have the money come out of their pockets.

    70. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another cheer for Dell....

      At work I use the factory provided OEM windows versions. I have not fallen for the MS volume licensing scam. On my Dell machines I can actually repair the machines or use them for testing peripherals without triggering a windows reactivation. On my HP desktops, if I even change out a broken CD-Rom, upgrade a video card or just insert a second hard drive for testing purposes, Windows XP wants to be reactivated.

    71. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can speak from experience that some of the Thinkpad software is not crap, but actually improves the operating of the computer.

      Under IBM the battery and power scheme setups were a lot better at maintaining battery life. Some of these hardware manufacturers actually know what their hardware does and the best way to manage it!

      Lenovo isn't IBM anymore or hadn't you heard?

    72. Re:Lenovo by that+IT+girl · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I f***ing hate PDFs. Passionately. I didn't even realise this added to my nerd cred.

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    73. Re:Lenovo by mikael_j · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not that I don't care whether it's free or not, it's that usefulness outweighs ideology in some cases.

      /Mikael

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    74. Re:Lenovo by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I consider what they've done to the Flash UI after buying it from Macromedia to be a crime against humanity.

      At best, you can say that they've made Flash developers run to Eclipse to do AS3 development.

    75. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the hate for Chrome?

      If people want to experiment with Chrome, more power to them. If they really like it and want to use it as their primary browser, that's awesome.

      But why would a computer come with a proof-of-concept browser that fails to work on many websites preinstalled? That's just plain ridiculous. Especially when there are other proven (and yet still free-as-in-the-way-normal-people-use-the-word-"free"-when-talking-about-a-product) options.

    76. Re:Lenovo by tlhIngan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The IBM updater is great. One-click updating updates every device driver, updates your BIOS, updates firmware...

      Yep, and it also updates the adware on your laptop.

      (This hit me too - I updated the software on my T60 and up pops some Lenovo ads)

    77. Re:Lenovo by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But, RobDude - several other people have pointed out that there are alternatives to Adobe reader, that are lighter to download, lighter to install, and lighter on system resources, not to mention being faster AND better. Let's suppose that Adobe really is the end-all, be-all, ultimate shitzls for reading a PDF. Why does it autostart at system startup? Joe Sixpack might look at two PDF files a MONTH, but Adobe is loaded on his box at each startup and/or logon. Why? All he wants to do is play a game of Doom, drink his sixpack, and pat the wife on the ass, but he's forced to sit there watching the startup screen for 2/3 of eternity. By definition, crapware. Adobe can get in line, and wait for the user to call it.

      The OEM's need to install fewer of these apps, they need to find the fastes, lightest weight app to do the job, and they need to configure those apps properly. And, DO NOT add things in that EVER "phone home" - even for updates - without the owner's explicit permission.

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    78. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad idea. You would have to give users admin rights for them to install flash on their own.

    79. Re:Lenovo by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      ...essentially, the same people who used to complain that Microsoft is an evil monopoly and is destroying small companies by bundling their own XYZ into the operating system...

      Actually, that spectacularly misses the point. Microsoft were including bundled products then threatening to withdraw preferential OS licensing terms from OEMs who installed alternative software e.g. Netscape Navigator. That was the behaviour that was censured, not just bundling application software per se otherwise Windows Movie Maker and the built-in antivirus in Windows Vista and Windows 7 would have been outlawed. In the EU Microsoft has been forced to include a feature to select a web browser from a number of options, but that was a remedial measure to try to reverse the damage that Microsoft has done to that market through its abuses.

    80. Re:Lenovo by Petaris · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A question for anyone here, which if any of those PDF readers works properly with PDF forms?

      *** I'm not flaming, I really want to know. I would love to not have to install Adobe Reader as its big and slow but we use a lot of PDF forms here and so far the alternatives I have tried just don't work with them or don't work right/well.

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    81. Re:Lenovo by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately for us, O'Reilly's revamped Safari site is now all Flash. It didn't work on the previous Ubuntu version but it does work on 9.10 (as I just discovered).

      Another unfortunately "feature" of Safari is that they have folders now where you can store books however on the mobile access, you only have access to the first, default folder. The others are disabled. That sucks too.

      [John]

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    82. Re:Lenovo by kimvette · · Score: 3, Interesting

      MHO, if it has a real uninstall script - that really uninstalls the damned program without magic incantations and four downloads from the manufacturers web site - then it's mostly harmless and I don't care. I can't for the life of me figure out why these companies don't do that....

      It's one of three reasons:

      1. The release engineer who coded the installer is clueless about the registry, about windows standards, and is a void.

      2. They want to make it so difficult to uninstall that you decide to keep their scumware installed rather than go through the bother of removing it (or paying someone else to remove it)

      3. Product management refuses to let the release engineer do things the right way (see below)

      I've designed many installers, and I've inherited spaghetti-coded installer projects that had to be nearly completely rewritten (Installshield pro). I was always blocked by management from completely redesigning it but every time I had to add new functionality to a module I would completely rewrite and comment the code. The first release after I took on the project included fixes which made it clean up after itself on an uninstall (mostly hacks to work around code I wasn't allowed to rewrite). At one point I was so fed up with maintaining the shitty code that I wrote a whole new installer in Installshield Developer on my own home computer on my home time and brought it in and demoed it. I FINALLY won everyone over - except marketing, who put a stop to it. Why? Because "it's different" - the thing is, I made it compliant to Windows Logo program standards, had it self-repairing and everything. They (marketing) were so put off by the fact that it was different that they didn't care that it was modern and MORE marketable because the installer didn't look like it was for a 16 bit OS any more (keep in mind this was in 2001, and last I heard they were STILL using the same crappy old installer). So, I deleted the code. (justice was served though: months later they offshored development, I was let go, thank GOD - I was the only one they retained through the end of the year, and a few months later they gave me a generous offer to come back, and also asked if I happened to have the installer. I said hell no to coming back because it was DISGUSTING how they laid off all my friends the day before thanksgiving, and I also told them there is no way I am giving them work I did on my own equipment on my own time.)

      Speaking of which I really miss release engineering. I really ought to go back to it.

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    83. Re:Lenovo by vertinox · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, I'd say iTunes/Quicktime and Acrobat are, in fact, crap.

      Depends.

      iTunes and Quicktime are crap on Windows as Microsoft Office is crap on OS X.

      Reverse the two and not so bad.

      Of course Acrobat is crap on any OS.

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    84. Re:Lenovo by Thaelon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Adobe Reader is crapware.

      There are two well known alternatives of decreasing footprint, FoxIt Reader (which is about as bloated as Acrobat Reader 6), and SumatraPDF, which is tiny, fast and, feature light.

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    85. Re:Lenovo by noundi · · Score: 1

      Foxit is evil with its crapware installer and explorer extensions. It's fat when running too. Try SumatraPDF.

      Agreed, there are far better alternatives than foxit which has actually only gotten really bad lately, however Acrobat is the worst of them all. Period.

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    86. Re:Lenovo by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      bought my daughter a new wardrobe

      I hope you proxied those purchases or at least checked them for spywear.

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    87. Re:Lenovo by bughunter · · Score: 1

      Of course Acrobat is crap on any OS. I agree with this statement wholeheartedly. On occasion, pdfs will open using AAR (on both my Mac and my Dell laptops) and in every instance, on either platform, the damn thing crashes at some point. How does software like this get released??

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    88. Re:Lenovo by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Informative

      iTunes for Windows is by far the most bloated bit of software I have ever seen. The shear amount of crap it installs in unbeliveable:

              * iTunes itself
              * Quicktime
              * Apple Mobile Device service
              * Bonjour Service
              * iPod Service
              * iTunesHelper startup task
              * QTTask startup task
              * Firefox plugin
              * iPod Classic drivers
              * iPhone drivers
              * Apple Software Update

      Grand Total: 276MB

      Actually, they removed the DNS Resolver service from iTunes 8 (wtf - Windows can already resolve DNS).

      On top of all that, iTunes itself contains half of MacOS. OSX font rendering and associated fonts, graphic rendering elements etc.

      You also have every supported language installed, and support for every Apple device (iPod Classic, iPod Touch, iPhone, AppleTV), network sharing and streaming... The list goes on.

      I could just about forgive all this if there was an alternative, but if you own an iPhone or an iPod Touch there isn't. Apple decided to encrypt the iTunes database and make it impossible for 3rd party software to work with their hardware.

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    89. Re:Lenovo by buchner.johannes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Now if someone could come up with a PDF-conform editor that allows annotations, that'd be great. PDF is an ISO standard, is it that hard?

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    90. Re:Lenovo by changa · · Score: 1

      <quote>
      <p>I don't know what he's saying, but I'm saying PSP9 is superior to Photoshop.</p></quote>

      Wow, for what tasks?

      It's camera raw support is terrible.

    91. Re:Lenovo by changa · · Score: 1


      Yeah and depending on your needs Photoshop is worth the money even when the competition is free.

    92. Re:Lenovo by bughunter · · Score: 1

      Dammit. The first time in weeks I don't preview and I commit a Blockquote close tag fail.

      I'd try a facepalm, but I'm afraid I'd fail that, too.

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    93. Re:Lenovo by clone53421 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I love PDFs, but not so much Reader. It's more of a necessary evil... although for most purposes I could probably get away with using an alternative PDF viewer.

      I always install a PDF printer (PDFCreator is a nice one, but if you just want something vanilla then CutePDF Writer usually does the job). Then I use it for anything that says "print this page for your records". Digital, indexable copy of whatever it is, arranged by the date I printed it, with no wasted paper or ink.

      Short of PDF, I don't know what else you'd use... XPS? XPS is just as bad as PDF, except it's from Microsoft instead of Adobe. Wait... does that make it as bad, or worse? Nobody uses XPS.

      What I do hate, with a fucking passion, are protected PDFs. Especially since CutePDF tends to crash (prints an error message document) when you try to print a protected PDF through it to remove the protection... this is, in fact, one of the only uses I've ever had for the MS XPS Document Writer (sometimes it'll succeed where CutePDF or PDFCreator fail, then I can reprint the XPS as a PDF).

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    94. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since most business computers are indeed wiped immediately after unboxing less crapware would be the expected behavior. Which would be the exact opposite of ironic.

    95. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a responsable IT person at your university, you should probably know Lenovos can reinstall the stock image from the recovery menu selectively choosing which crapware to install or not. This saves you a lot of time and spares us a lot of uninformed comments :D

    96. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see what you're trying to say, but in this, all I can hear is "I've been taken in by the vigorous Adobe astroturfing campaigns" - meh, maybe it's my hearing aids ;)

    97. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the Apple software in his post?

    98. Re:Lenovo by WilliamBaughman · · Score: 1

      I may be uninformed, but shouldn't a hard drive with an accelerometer park its head without software notification? Shouldn't a battery tell the OS that it's fully charged without a special driver?

    99. Re:Lenovo by darthdavid · · Score: 1

      People actually pay for photoshop?

    100. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was trying to figure out a clever way to point this out, but in the end I've decided to go with short and sweet. You are an idiot. Nobody can go anywhere on the net for very long without needing Flash, the ability to read PDF files (since the bulk of software documentation is now supplied in that format), and a web browser capable of actually rendering modern websites properly (Chrome, Safari, or Firefox). Since Microsoft's own search feature is a joke, Google Desktop isn't really that bad of an idea either. As for Quicktime and iTunes, again, anyone surfing the web is likely going to need at least one of these, and if you purchase or own an iPod, you are going to need the other. So really, what's your deal? Are you one of those idiots who also thinks turning javascript off makes your browser more secure? Oy.

    101. Re:Lenovo by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      The free version advertises at you (but it's non-intrusive, just a small box on the far end of the toolbar, no popups, no annoying sound, no shaking the screen).

      The trial version of the pay-for version may have bundled stuff, but I've never bothered to install it. :)

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    102. Re:Lenovo by Bengie · · Score: 1

      My old Uni IT job, we just had an image we dropped on a new machine. Image it, start it up, walk away for 30min, come back, name machine, machine is now connected to Active directory with newest Windows Patches from our WSUS and crapware free.

    103. Re:Lenovo by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I don't see the big deal. When I first startup a new PC, or after a fresh CD install, I immediately go into the Add/Remove Programs manager and get rid of the junk I don't want.

      Some of the more-stubborn programs like Apple iTunes still like to hang-around as resident startup files (iUpdate.exe, iPodService.exe), but they too can be dealt with after each startup by opening Task Manager/Processes-->End Processes.

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    104. Re:Lenovo by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 0

      Amen to that. I have a nice little side business installing operating systems. One Christmas teenagers paid for all of my wife's Christmas presents and bought my daughter a new wardrobe.

      Sweet!!!

      And they'll keep installing malware until they have the money come out of their pockets.

      Teenagers bought your daughter a new wardrobe? Does she spend a lot of time in her room with a webcam?

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    105. Re:Lenovo by piojo · · Score: 1

      I may be uninformed, but shouldn't a hard drive with an accelerometer park its head without software notification?

      That would be nice--I'm not sure. One possibility is that the decision is too complex for firmware--maybe it needs to be configurable, so it can be turned off while flying or in a car.

      Shouldn't a battery tell the OS that it's fully charged without a special driver?

      Normally, the OS will keep the battery topped off (and maybe trickle-charge it). This driver told the OS not to use the battery until its level dropped to 96% (or whatever the user configured).

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    106. Re:Lenovo by flahwho · · Score: 5, Funny

      and boobies become poopies!!!

    107. Re:Lenovo by piojo · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I mean to say the driver told the OS "not to charge the battery" until its level dropped a little bit.

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    108. Re:Lenovo by dan_sdot · · Score: 1
    109. Re:Lenovo by yamfry · · Score: 1

      Where do I sign up? ub?

    110. Re:Lenovo by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why not go into the registry and kill them for good? Or do they re-register themselves?

      After killing the process and removing the registry entry, it should be gone for good.

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    111. Re:Lenovo by DotDotSlasher · · Score: 1

      Last time I tried Foxit -- it would not let you select text and copy it, so the text can be copied into another app. Copying text was a premium feature (cue the advertising for the $$ upgrade). Foxit is smaller and faster. I loved Foxit up to that point, but absent that feature I went right back to Adobe Acrobat.

    112. Re:Lenovo by renoX · · Score: 1

      Funny but I like a lot* Google Chrome and you classify it as 'crapware'..

      *: I would use it if only it had a working flash blocker.

    113. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it works just fine. Maybe it was changed.

    114. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hold on a sec.. every single system with MS Windows comes with crapware. All one has to do is look and you'll see MSN Instant Messenger (at least with XP, not sure about Vista), Internet Explorer, MS Windows Media Player, amongst many others. The cleanest machines are always GNU/Linux machines. Unfortunately the major players don't do a good job with them. Dell is the only one that really preloads it and the Dell machines I've bought with Ubuntu didn't work properly. That was partly Dell's failure to even test the machines before they ship- and partly because they don't design for GNU/Linux. When I can get a machine with open source chipsets so everything works then I'll be satisfied. I've only ever bought machines from ThinkPenguin and LinuxCertified that were any good. What System76 and others fail to realize is that you can't sell a decent laptop with proprietary drivers. When you do you end up something that is unsupportable. You don't need nVidia graphics on a laptop- so skip it and sell one with Intel or ATI graphics so you can actually utilize things like suspend to ram while 3D acceleration is enabled.

    115. Re:Lenovo by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      "Defective by design" refers to planned obsolescence. You mean "the design is defective", which certainly applies. PDF is a nice format but I wish Adobe would stop pretending they can write a PDF reader.

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    116. Re:Lenovo by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      You know what's the worst part is? The programs that slow down Thinkpads the most aren't even crapware (like Real Player, Adobe Reader, stuff like that), but system utilities/drivers... ThinkVantage is crap - the slowest software I've ever seen and extremely buggy too. :(

    117. Re:Lenovo by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Why are you suggesting a Firefox addon for a complaint about MSIE 6.0 in an environment where you can be fired for using anything other than MSIE?

      If I could use Firefox, I'd be using AdBlock Plus, which blocks flash ads, but doesn't block things like YT.

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    118. Re:Lenovo by RobDude · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry if I wasn't very clear in my post.

      I'm totally not trying to support OEMs throwing Adobe Reader onto PCs at all. Yeah, I agree that even as far as .pdf files go, there are better tools available for reading them.

      Last I looked into it, FoxIt reader was a good alternative that was much faster and worked great. I'm still running it, I think, but I'm fairly sure my version is a few years old.

    119. Re:Lenovo by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Doesn't Lenovo let you restore with a wizard to chose the crapware you want though?

      they let me do it on my R61i, it was a huge point in favor for Lenovo for me.

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    120. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dood,

      as a "responsable" IT dudicle - you do NOT have to format it. It's much (much) faster to simply uninstall all the crapware or (even easier yet) use MSCONFIG to turn it all off.

      It takes 2+ hours to format and reload the OS (which includes updating everything thru SPx) ....... Ahhhh!!

    121. Re:Lenovo by not-my-real-name · · Score: 5, Funny

      On top of all that, iTunes itself contains half of MacOS. OSX font rendering and associated fonts, graphic rendering elements etc.

      So why is everyone so excited about installing Mac OS X on non-Mac computers? Just install iTunes and you're half way there.

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    122. Re:Lenovo by dan_sdot · · Score: 1

      Why are you suggesting a Firefox addon for a complaint about MSIE 6.0 in an environment where you can be fired for using anything other than MSIE?

      Wow a little touchy huh? I'm suggesting flashblock to everybody. There are probably people out there who aren't as 1337 as you and maybe haven't heard of it.

    123. Re:Lenovo by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      The reason is mostly because the law says they can't.

      That's not true. MS is agressive about moving into fields when it threatens their business, when it is a significant part of a users' workflow and would threaten their Windows as top dog if it were multiplatform. So far this has been :

      * office productivity software : dominated
      * browsers : dominated
      * media delivery: FAIL, lost to Apple
      * internet mutimedia: FAIL, lost to Adobe
      * internet advertising : FAIL, lost to Google
      * mobile OS : FAIL(ing), lost to RIM, Apple

      But as you see they've actually been on quite the losing streak. Regarding those adobe products they could probably care less about PDF's, but losing out to Flash was a big failure for company with a strong pedigree in development tools. All those failures were despite them challenging anti trust regulations all over the world, they are just plain behind the curve.

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    124. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad about FoxIt...I haven't been following it since I ran away from Windows...not happy to see it degenerated.

    125. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's all just use Microsoft's XPS format instead of PDF. It's an open standard, supported on all operating systems that matter (Windows XP, 7, and Vista).

      You wouldn't need foxit or adobe reader!

    126. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I used Foxit Reader for a couple of years (since I discovered it), but at one moment this summer, it just couldn't cope with a certain PDF, so I was forced to install Adobe Reader. I was amazed how fast it was (and I have very bad memories of previous versions, that's why I was one of early adopters of Foxit), so that in fact, I decided to keep it and use it instead of Foxit.
      Plus it has better full screen mode, which is important when reading books on my netbook.

      I'm just sayin' - the last version of Adobe Reader is actually pretty fast, at least compared to older ones... And I don't feel it's much slower than Foxit now.

    127. Re:Lenovo by massysett · · Score: 2, Informative

      A question for anyone here, which if any of those PDF readers works properly with PDF forms?

      I was going to complain that none of the free Linux programs did this, but apparently both Evince and Okular support this now. Arch forum link.

    128. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know much about the internals of charging batteries, but I would think that you shouldn't need a driver to tell Windows to stop charging because I think that is the hardware's responsibility. Correct me if I'm wrong.

    129. Re:Lenovo by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Informative

      You need to know which registry entries to delete. Generally crapware doesn't exactly volunteer that information.

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    130. Re:Lenovo by TrancePhreak · · Score: 1

      In the EU, MS was also under pressure to remove WMP. I don't know how anyone can think WMP has a stranglehold on the market since iTunes is doing so well.

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    131. Re:Lenovo by TrancePhreak · · Score: 1

      PSP was bought by Corel and has gone down hill in my eyes.

      The thing about Photoshop is that it can still handle some things that alternatives can't, or it can handle them better. So it becomes the default standard.

      I personally hate GIMP, but have found Paint.net to work quite well.

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    132. Re:Lenovo by crazybilly · · Score: 2, Interesting

      mod parent up. It's insane to me that I can't annotate a .pdf on Linux. In-freaking-sane. It's really a deal breaker for me when using Linux for work stuff.

    133. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Dell small business rep sells me machines with Norton trials, despite my requests to keep it clean. They also usually have the fucked up Sonic DVD software that starts producing OS errors as soon as you uninstall it.

    134. Re:Lenovo by UltimApe · · Score: 1

      chrome is on verion 3... well out of beta and well beyond proof of concept.

      what websites don't work for you?

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    135. Re:Lenovo by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      Then they obviously don't need it. Therefore, no Flash for the cubicle monkeys.

      By the way, outside of Youtube or similar video site, has anyone actually found a *good* use for Flash?

      All I normally see it used for are suck-ass forum games and annoying advertisements. Oh, and the random asshole site that decides to create their *entire site* in Flash. I shake my fist at those fucktards right before closing the tab and adding their stupid site to my HOSTS file.

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    136. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adobe Reader is a crapware, especially those version that install a quick launch program that use memory even when you don't use the software.

    137. Re:Lenovo by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've seen FoxIt render stuff incorrectly on occasion. It also seems to have more problems with PDF forms. Thus, any OEM pre-installing it risks running into a problem where one user (out of 10^n) finds a PDF that won't open correctly.

    138. Re:Lenovo by PaganRitual · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My brother bought a Sony laptop from one of those electronics and furniture and white goods all in one stores (Harvey Norman for people in Australia to reference), and they didn't give him any sort of discs at all. They simply said that when he needed a reformat or a service to bring it back in. I do believe I warned him repeatedly and gave him much better options, but then if there is something that every IT nerd knows, it's that family members will ask for advice on IT related issues, and then consistently go and do the exact opposite thing. No doubt Harvey Norman charge a tidy sum for running through the reformat/install on a recovery disk for 15 mins.

    139. Re:Lenovo by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apple 'encrypting' the iTunes database has nothing to do with anything.

      The fact you can't install Apple Mobile Device service without iTunes, and you can't connect your iPod or iPhone without that, is the problem. There's plenty of third party software that will do almost everything iTunes will, like put your own music or videos on there, or syncing address books. And for the rest, like buying software and music for the phone, you can use the device itself to do it.

      But you can't, in any way, communicate with your computer without the stupid Apple Mobile Device service on said computer, even if you're using a third party app to do it, and to get that service you need to install iTunes.

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    140. Re:Lenovo by GeckoAddict · · Score: 1

      You're an IT person... why the hell do you not have a standard image that you ghost to each machine anyway?

      Create and seal an image, ghost the image to each laptop, and the only thing you have to do when you boot it is type the product key from the sticker on the machine. Or get a volume license and build it into the image. You can even install your common apps and settings (Office, proxy settings, etc) to the image first so you don't have to install on each new machine.

    141. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Foxit attempts to get you to install I think the Ask.com toolbar by having it checked by default but you can easily uncheck it. Not as convenient as not having to uncheck something, but also more convenient than actually having it install without any kind of asking.

    142. Re:Lenovo by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      That's all well and good. Any computer semi-literate can do so, if he only bothers. He may have to google a little to do so, but he can do it.

      My brother in-law is 66, sister in-law is 67. They finally let the nieces and nephews talk them into getting a computer. Totally clueless, they bought something from WalMart. I don't even know what it is, I haven't visited in quite a long while. After the wife went over to straighten out the computer about half a dozen times, she asked me if I remembered how her Compaq was, with spyware and trash from the factory. I answered, "Yes, I sure do!" and handed her an installation disk for XP-Pro. Says she, "You expect me to pirate this?" Says I, "I don't care what you do with that disk. You can install XP-Pro just like Microsoft intended it to be, or you can keep trying to fix your sister's computer time after time."

      Needless to say, BIL and SIL have a pirated copy of XP Pro on their machine now.

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    143. Re:Lenovo by kpainter · · Score: 1

      No, I'd say iTunes/Quicktime and Acrobat are, in fact, crap.

      Depends.

      No, Depends hold crap.

    144. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Essentially the same people? If you can peg it on someone, do it.
      Just because conflicting opinions are expressed on the same forum does not make us all the same.

    145. Re:Lenovo by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      That's a good point. It's another reason I have decided not to get an iPhone. I am the only one without one at work, or at least I was until a couple of days ago when one guy switched to a HTC Hero. So far he seems pretty taken with it, and best of all you plug it in with a standard USB cable and it acts as a normal storage device.

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    146. Re:Lenovo by g-lock82 · · Score: 1

      Foxit worked like a charm with the PDF forms we had at my old workplace, but not with others. Suck it and see.

    147. Re:Lenovo by GIL_Dude · · Score: 1

      I agree with you on that - some of those programs may be great, some may be crap, some may be desired by users even if they are crap (like flash). That's why I use the term "foistware" instead of crapware. Whether you wanted it or not, the machine came preloaded with it so it was foisted off on you - foistware.

      As an FYI, I generally order from the Small Business site for these vendors and not the "home" site. You get a lot less foistware when you order from the small business part of the web sites although you still generally have to uninstall Google Toolbars and a few other items like that. Often the small business ones do come with a paid (3 year) Antivirus program too so you don't have the trialware version. Of course if you are planning to install avgfree or the free ms security essentials - yes, the AV is included in the price so that may not be your best bet. I'd generally advise checking both the home and business options to see which gets you closer to what you want in terms of foistware and price.

    148. Re:Lenovo by truesaer · · Score: 1

      I tried FoxIt for a while...it is definitely more memory efficient, but it failed to render a lot of PDFs properly. I eventually gave up and went back to Adobe's shitty software (which hogs memory and crashes a lot). It's a tough choice to be honest.

    149. Re:Lenovo by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it's actually a secret plan to make people think Windows is slow. Look how much faster iTunes runs on MacOS!

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    150. Re:Lenovo by Fyzzler · · Score: 1

      I have really wanted to find a viable alternative for Adobe Reader, but everyone that I have tried has failed one simple test. I open a pdf file in Adobe and in the other reader and put the windows side by side, and the text always looks worse on the competitor.

      Adobe does some kind of font smoothing or anti aliasing and always looks better. My eyes are not what they used to be and I need text to be as clear and smooth as possible, so I am kind of stuck with using Adobe until I can find something that renders text better.

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    151. Re:Lenovo by gwdoiron · · Score: 1

      If you're on Windows, "PDF annotator" (Grahl software) might be something to check out. I use it with my tablet PC to highlight sections of books (same as I would do with a regular paper copy of the book).

    152. Re:Lenovo by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      There are many mods and the early mods are far more likely to be the flip side of marketdroid trolls, the troll mod, who mod as directed by their marketing and PR firm. At least on slashdot they generally lose out after more real slash dotters with mod points out number them.

      Number one on the true crap ware list will always be trial ware. About time for a class action law suit to be filed against computer computers for the time the user spends evaluating software or at the very least the time waster deleting unwanted software that was not declared at the point of sale.

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    153. Re:Lenovo by Fyzzler · · Score: 1

      Compare the performance of something like FoxIt PDF Reader ( http://www.foxitsoftware.com/pdf/reader/ ) against Adobe Reader, and then tell me with a straight face that Adobe's version is better.

      Open a pdf file in Adobe Reader and then open the same pdf in foxit reader and compare the text quality side by side and then tell me with a straight face that foxit is better. Bonus points if you have astigmatism and presbiopia.

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    154. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you PDF have lots of complex postscript graphics, Adobe Reader is faster. Adobe have a better postscript engine.

    155. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just as an FYI, you can install evince on Windows too. They've got a Windows installer.

    156. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that complaint went a little differently. Something like MS bundling applications that used hidden APIs that gave them an inherent advantage over third-party software.

    157. Re:Lenovo by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

      If they need YouTube, give em Gnash, which works perfectly fine plus it's OSS.

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    158. Re:Lenovo by Techman83 · · Score: 1

      PDF may have been created by Adobe, but it is at least a Published Standard and my memory tells me that Adobe was a little lest evil back then. I've always found Foxit Reader very lean and fast on a windows platform, so having to install Adobe reader for General PDF viewing is unnecessary. Now it borks with Adobes extensions to the format, but they are not part of the standard and they seem to be following the path of MS, breaking compatibility to try and gain back/maintain a monopoly over the PDF format.

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    159. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can, if you are willing to use Acrobat Reader.

    160. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The software that Sony includes is definitely not useless. There is video editing software, DVD authoring software, sound editing software and CD authoring software, as well as a music player & library, and Photoshop Elements for image editing. There's also Microsoft Works (these days it's probably the new Office Lite) for more serious work. In other words, with the built-in software you can actually use the computer productively from the moment you first start it up.

    161. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they were declared a monopoly because they were actively engaged in limiting their customers choices. If someone made an application people might want and it was included with a computer from the manufacturer, they'd play hardball with the manufacturer, and the application would get removed. That's complete bullshit, and of course Microsoft is going to get fined millions for it. What the hell were they thinking?

    162. Re:Lenovo by Nithendil · · Score: 1

      Except the alternatives aren't that better. Acrobat may be bloated crapware but at least it works most of the time (unless you try to open a pdf within firefox, then god help you). Foxit not only annoys me with advertising but it has rendering flaws and bugs (buttons move around annoyingly when display is rotated on a tablet PC, at least when I tried it). You all may bitch about Microsoft but I would love it if they included a lightweight PDF viewer in the OS like their picture viewer, so I can never see Acrobat on a system ever again.

    163. Re:Lenovo by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      Actually, having just sat through a few presentation from Lenovo on windows 7 support for their laptops, quite a few of the ThinVantage tools are going away, since they don't offer anything substantially different from what MS now implements.. Off the top of my head:
      Thinkvantage Presentation Director (since Win7 makes it very easy to setup secondary displays)
      Thinkvantage EasyEject since undocking is pretty standard now
      I think the Fingerprint software is going away, and a few other newer suprises..

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    164. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do agree with you there. I'm a Mac user (internet browsing, light gaming mainly), and I've no issues with iTunes/Quicktime, but I've switched to iWork because MS Office is so crap on a Mac. I don't bother with Adobe Reader or Acrobat as I've not much need to edit PDFs, only view and create them, something that Macs tend to do natively.

      On my work PC it's the opposite. I've uninstalled iTunes, Quicktime and Safari for Windows, and am using Opera. I didn't bother replacing iTunes & Quicktime, as the computer has no speakers. Unfortunately I have to use Adobe Reader quite frequently, something that tends to cause the computer to crash frequently.

      The only computer I've come across that doesn't have crapware out of the box is my Macbook. Well, unless you count Chess...

    165. Re:Lenovo by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      That is true to some extent, but HP Business Notebooks have all sorts of crazy HP System management software. Maybe some of it is good, I never keep in on a computer long enough to find out. The annoying part is that some of them have components that register as device drives. I'll load up the chipset, Video, LAN, WLAN, Audio, Card Readers and whatever else and always end up with 2 or 3 yellow "Unknown Device" question marks in device manager.

      I hate to leave those on as unknown devices. Did I miss a chipset driver or something? One laptop even crashed upon shut down every time until I fixed them. Will the user take a look at his device manager and freak? So I almost always endeavor to get the drivers loaded. Usually this entails downloading some 200 MB "Smart Security" package, installing it, and uninstalling it. The software is gone but the device driver stays, eliminating the Unknowns.

    166. Re:Lenovo by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      Another good reason to hit the Torrent Sites. I've gone and grabbed OEM ISO's of Windows XP Home, Windows XP Pro, Windows XP Media Center Edition, Vista, and Windows 7 and keep them handy. If I wipe and reload an OS for someone, I don't bother asking for their recovery discs. I'd rather use a clean OEM disc and grab the latest drivers off the manufacturer Web Site instead of the 4 year old drivers on the restore CD.

    167. Re:Lenovo by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      I should have specified that I grab the OEM ISO's so I can use the installation key on the side of the computer. I wasn't saying it is better to install a cracked version of Windows.

    168. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny, "Popsi" is (at least) a Finnish brand of knackwurst.
      I'd imagine some people actually do have that in their refridgerator.
      And I believe they do their shopping at the local supermarket.

      Freaks.

    169. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't I read somewhere that evince is available for Windows now?

    170. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://crosstechnical.net/index/making_users_think_firefox_is_ie6 - This will show you how to make Firefox look like IE6... Good luck? :P

    171. Re:Lenovo by dlgeek · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the hard drive autoprotection system which used the accelerometer to park the drive heads if the laptop got knocked around. Very useful to keep running....

    172. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ANAL COCKS

    173. Re:Lenovo by wisty · · Score: 1

      OSX preview is pretty powerful.

      A google search shows PDF Annot (GPL), but I'm not sure if it's any good.

    174. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true. Back when I was a teenager, I did it too.

    175. Re:Lenovo by tokul · · Score: 1

      then tell me with a straight face that Adobe's version is better.

      Lets see.

      1. Advertised some language support, but user couldn't install it. Online installation failed.
      2. Requires registration just to download language files.
      3. v2 uses imperial units and doesn't support metric ones. v3 supports centimeters, but does not support milimeters.
      4. PDF printing is not as good as in Adobe Reader.

      Tried using Foxit and eventually reverted to Adobe Reader. It is resource hog, but has less issues. Automated updates, stupid American defaults and startup items can be fixed.

    176. Re:Lenovo by AlexiaDeath · · Score: 1

      Any sane sysadmin has an autoinstall image that loads the machines with all the approved stuff. Nobody cares about the default crap.

    177. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi,

      in Europe there still is one manufacturer that doesn't install all those crap programs on there pc's, Laptops or servers.
      They are called Transtec.
      They have been around over 30 years(!), so they must be doing someting right, and from the very start they support Linux, all systems are testet for Suze and Red Hat.
      Too bad they can't support more different releases, but hey, that would probably be too expensive.

      So you get a clean pc and an fresh copy of your chosen OS.
      So at least there is one "honest" manufacturer left...

    178. Re:Lenovo by Ornedan · · Score: 1

      Okular. Now mod parent down -1 Ignorant.

    179. Re:Lenovo by the_womble · · Score: 1

      [quote]I always install a PDF printer[/quote]
      What sort of OS does not install a way of producing PDFs by default. It does not sound ready for the desktop to me.
      [quote]Short of PDF, I don't know what else you'd use... XPS? XPS is just as bad as PDF, except it's from Microsoft instead of Adobe. Wait... does that make it as bad, or worse? Nobody uses XPS[/quote]
      Worse. I do not much like Adobe, but PDF has been an open format for a long time and it Adobe looks unlikely to do anything nasty with it now. Also, is there much third party support for XPS. I know you can read it with Okular or Ghostscript, but what about writing XPS?

    180. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to disagree: providing a Flash & PDF reader isn't what i consider crapware.
      You're selling computers for anyone, even grandmas. Do you think you're gonna get positive feedback when your computer can't play YouTube videos by default?
      As for Chrome, I really can't blame a brand willing to provide an alternative to Internet Explorer.

      Trial version, bloated anti virus/firewalls, Google Desktop/Toolbar and Skype should be optionnal though.
      But I bet most manufacturers have partners like Symantec and McAffee willing to pay much more than what Microsoft gives for preinstalling Windows Essentials.

    181. Re:Lenovo by the_womble · · Score: 1

      MS would distribute their own version of every app if they could.

      Linux distros distribute a version, almost always someone else's, of every app, and include as many alternatives as possible in the repos.

      See the difference from the point of view of consumer choice?

      The other difference is that Linux repos include far more than any one company even one the size of MS, can produce.

    182. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting a/c as at work, don't have my credentials to hand.

      I could just about forgive all this if there was an alternative, but if you own an iPhone or an iPod Touch there isn't.

      That suits me just fine. I've already decided NEVER to own an apple iDevice for this reason. Either the damn thing can be used as a vanilla mass storage device or I'm not touching it.

      Been burned that way before by Microsoft and the SPV and they can fuck right off as well.

    183. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All linux distributions comes with plenty of crapware like fortune installed. That's why they are so insecure!

      If you want a pure system you should install OpenBSD! No crapware there!

    184. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      edlin is superior to photoshop

    185. Re:Lenovo by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      I totally don't agree exactly. It depends upon what you need. Paint Shop Pro was originally deigned only to edit pixels while PhotoShop was vector based. Now, today they may be more equal but I'm willing to bet that there is some color matching or something that a specific print shop needs to make an accurate reproduction that only PhotoShop has. Otherwise I would judge the GIMP to be better but it doesn't have Pantone color matching for instance. So really I would say it all depends upon what you need it to do.

    186. Re:Lenovo by maxume · · Score: 1

      Reader 9 absolutely turned the bus around. The only real issue is that instead of sane incremental updates, the updates often come in the form of a full installer for the new version, which gets dumped into a folder in the install directory (this isn't a huge thing given the size of hard drives, but it sort of sucks when you are using a modem).

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    187. Re:Lenovo by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      What sort of OS does not install a way of producing PDFs by default. It does not sound ready for the desktop to me.

      Meh. Look, free stuff is readily available to fill the gap. I'm not complaining.

      Also, is there much third party support for XPS. I know you can read it with Okular or Ghostscript, but what about writing XPS?

      Well, yeah. I wasn't seriously suggesting anyone should be using XPS. Just fishing around for anything that could possibly replace PDF... for no other reason than GGP seemed to have something against them. Personally, I have nothing against PDF.

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    188. Re:Lenovo by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      No, but it's going to be in [HKCU|HKLM]\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run, generally. Google can help you find out what each process is.

      If you have so much crap in there that you can't tell which one to kill, you're probably safe killing half of them, really... do some research on the process name, find out what it belongs to, then decide if you need it running on boot. All you really want running is whatever Windows needs (not much... if it's in system32, it's probably part of Windows, or a virus – but we're talking about OEM bundled software), plus your antivirus/firewall.

      Note, best to export the Run key before you make changes... just in case, you know. Then you can restore it from that if something acts funny after you reboot.

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    189. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>PSP9 is superior to Photoshop.

      Absolute fucking garbage. PSP is a neat toy, but that's all it is - a toy.

      Photoshop has it's faults but it's infinitely more powerful than PSP.

      How many professional designers are out there creating work with PSP 9? Clue: none.

    190. Re:Lenovo by crazybilly · · Score: 1
      I'll give Okular another look, but last time I looked, Okular didn't save the annotations to the pdf so I could send it back to someone using a different reader.

      Deal breaker.

    191. Re:Lenovo by Octorian · · Score: 1

      And if you go back a little earlier, you have one of the most definitive pieces of crapware of all time...

      Packard Bell Navigator

    192. Re:Lenovo by quantumphaze · · Score: 1

      Try pdftk for that protected PDF problem. It should strip the password protection in a lossless way plus has other features like splitting and merging.
      GUI, Portable version

    193. Re:Lenovo by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Looks interesting. Thanks, I've saved the link and I'll look it up when I get home.

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    194. Re:Lenovo by TheOV · · Score: 1

      The shear amount of crap it installs in unbeliveable:

      If you could just shear some of that crap off, unbelivable would be ever-so-much less bloated!

    195. Re:Lenovo by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I guess I still think it's debatable where the "normal software" ends and where the "foistware" begins. Unless your hard drive comes completely clean, it came with some software that someone wouldn't want. On the other hand, there are an awful lot of people who would want their computer to come with at least Windows, all drivers, a browser, and Adobe Reader and Flash installed.

    196. Re:Lenovo by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Ever tried Jarnal?

      It feels kludgy, I'll admit, but it does get the job done.

      Note, you probably want to know how to get rid of the lined paper. Intuitively enough, it is under Format, Paper and Background (you'd probably have found it without my help). Change "Lined" to "Plain" and apply to all pages.

      Note also, you probably want to know how to open a PDF to annotate it. This one isn't intuitive at all, but you have to go to File, Open Background. (The PDF is opened as a background image. Unfortunately this means you cannot edit, only annotate.)

      To save, either Export to PDF or Print as PDF – I'm entirely clueless as to whether there is any difference between the two or why there are two options to do the same thing.

      As a bonus, you can also download the zip, unzip to a flash drive, and run it portably.

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    197. Re:Lenovo by clone53421 · · Score: 1
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    198. Re:Lenovo by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      unless you try to open a pdf within firefox, then god help you

      Disable the Adobe Reader plugin, like I did shortly after I learned of drive-by PDF exploits. Now if I click a link and it happens to send me a PDF, it downloads like any other file and I can decide whether I trust the source (and really wanted to wait for Reader to load just so I can view this).

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    199. Re:Lenovo by DaVince21 · · Score: 1

      If my computer came with Google Chrome I'd be glad. No need to open IE from that point ever again, even to get a different browser!

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    200. Re:Lenovo by illumin8 · · Score: 1

      iTunes and Quicktime are crap on Windows as Microsoft Office is crap on OS X.

      Actually, Office on Mac OS X is superior to Office on Windows. I've generated Excel graphs that put the blocky looking Windows Excel graphs to shame. Likewise, as evil as it is, PowerPoint presentations made on the Mac version look superior in every way to their Windows counterparts. It's gotten to the point where if I need to make a technical presentation for PHB types, I create it on my Mac at home, save it in Excel 2003 format, and bring it in to the office. I've gotten comments from "How did you do that?" to "great presentation."

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    201. Re:Lenovo by operagost · · Score: 1

      My HP laptop is now three years old, and I never really got of Vongo. It still tried to install itself when I logged on with a new user for the first time (and got stuck in a loop of failure, because the user wasn't privileged).

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    202. Re:Lenovo by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I'd say the worst part about ThinkPads is the fact that they don't have a Start button on the keyboard. What. The. Fuck.

      Go to a computer store to pick out a laptop and the fastest way to get system properties on each computer is Start+Pause (opens the System Properties dialog). If there's no Start key, you can't use the handy shortcut, but then again having no Start key already disqualified the laptop in my opinion.

      If you really like shortcuts, Ctrl+Shift+Esc is another handy one. Ctrl+Alt+Del takes you to the Windows Security screen instead of Task Manager on some computers, but Ctrl+Shift+Esc always brings up the Task Manager.

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    203. Re:Lenovo by operagost · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Sorny!

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    204. Re:Lenovo by intheshelter · · Score: 1

      And yet iTunes "just works", and is easy to use for the average consumer. Maybe they DO know what they're doing? . . . . .

      Obviously it's more bloated on Windows because it has to install supporting software that isn't naturally present on Windows (but probably is on the Mac). I just use a Mac and avoid the issue altogether.

    205. Re:Lenovo by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Why is this marked as troll?

      There's a rash of moderation abuse lately. A new slashdotter complained of it a couple of days ago (ironically not getting modded "offtopic"), and today's "comment moderation" message showed someone was trying to kill my karma (try again, loser, my karma's still excellent).

      In the old days moderations were metamoderated, and mod abusers wound up not getting more mod points. The new metamoderation is useless.

      However, the comment you pointed to is now at a +5 informative, so it isn't as bas as it looks.

    206. Re:Lenovo by Pikkebaas · · Score: 1

      On top of installing a whole bunch of weird crapware, iTunes and Quicktime use inordinate amounts of system resources on windows. If you are running iTunes and Quicktime you're using more than 300 MB's of RAM on startup... not to mention the huge amounts of CPU time quicktime requires to decode any video with a moderate bitrate.

    207. Re:Lenovo by Pikkebaas · · Score: 1

      Office on OSX is terrible. Try importing an UTF-8 encoded CSV file into Excel on OSX... :(

    208. Re:Lenovo by koreaman · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure where any of this argument is going, because "Linux" certainly does not "include its own PDF reader". There is no standard PDF reader made by the Linux project or even the GNU project.

    209. Re:Lenovo by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

      Don't just try Sumatra, use it. If, like me, 99.9% of your time spent with PDF's is reading and searching them (yay ubiquitous tech docs and white papers), your computer will love you for using Sumatra. Almost instantaneous startup, tiny memory footprint, bitchin' fast rendering and, as far as I'm aware, no endless litany of security holes. Another bonus is not having to disable browser-hanging plugins.

      As soon as someone comes up with a decent replacement for flash, we'll have achieved desktop nirvana ;)

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    210. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I bought a Lenovo R-series computer with Vista Professional, I didn't notice a lot of crapware that they'd installed. Was it because it was a "professional" computer?

      Uh... no, it's because if you have Vista, you already have enough crapware.

    211. Re:Lenovo by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      "If you really like shortcuts, Ctrl+Shift+Esc is another handy one. Ctrl+Alt+Del takes you to the Windows Security screen instead of Task Manager on some computers, but Ctrl+Shift+Esc always brings up the Task Manager."

      You are a God.

      The newer Thinkpads have Start Buttons, btw. :)

    212. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then they obviously don't need it. Therefore, no Flash for the cubicle monkeys.

      Same person you replied to here (posting AC because I moderated). I'm at an educational institution and there are actually tons of valid (work/educational related) uses for flash here. Online courses make use of flash video, and some of our executives were using training sites that use flash video.

    213. Re:Lenovo by jdeking1 · · Score: 1

      Back around 2003, I bought an HP mini-tower for gaming (I was using Mandrake Linux on my other tower and my laptop). There was some crapware, to be sure, but what really upset me was the fact that the HD was 48% fragmented on first boot! Easy to fix, but your average luser would just complain about how slow their new box was. The disk should never have left the factory in that condition.

      Nevertheless I would gladly buy another HP. Right now I have a Dell laptop that my dad gave me because it was getting old and had always been slow. I added 512MB of memory (proprietary and hard to find - thanks Dell!) for $30 and now it is pretty snappy for a six-year-old dinosaur.

      I would never buy a Dell, though. Too many idiosyncrasies and outright failures encountered over the years - from the DOS days to the present - from both user and IT points of view.

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    214. Re:Lenovo by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      :)

      The other trick I use to open the Task Manager (if I have one hand on the keyboard and one on the mouse) is to right-click the taskbar and hit "k".

      I also make heavy use of several other handy hotkeys/shortcuts, both with the keyboard and mouse:

      Close window
      Mouse only (alternative to the "x" button): Double-clicking on the sysmenu (the icon at the left side of the title bar) closes the window, same as the "x" at the right side of the title bar. Note that the Explorer windows in Vista and Win7 do not have icons, but the sysmenu is still there (it's actually just a transparent icon – try clicking where it ought to be, you'll get the standard sysmenu.)

      Keyboard only (alternative to Alt-F4): Alt-Space, C is a quick one-handed shortcut to close a window that's easier to hit than Alt-F4. Plus since it's your left hand, you don't need to take your right hand off the mouse, but much faster than closing it with the mouse.)

      Lock Windows
      Keyboard: Start-L locks the user account (returns you to the user login screen if fast user switching is enabled, or the windows-is-locked screen if it isn't).

      Mouse: You can create a shortcut to "rundll32.exe user32.dll, LockWorkStation" and put it in the Quick Launch (or anywhere else). Launching the shortcut will immediately lock the PC.

      Object properties
      Keyboard: Alt-Enter. This is a right-handed shortcut, so it's not the greatest if your right hand is on the mouse...

      Mouse+Keyboard: Right click, "r". Since the "r" is a left-handed key, this is perfect for left-hand keyboard, right-hand mouse. This usually works (some file types have other functions assigned to "r"; if so you have to press it repeatedly to highlight Properties, then press enter – GAAAH!).

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    215. Re:Lenovo by prozaker · · Score: 1

      puppies become... you know what? nevermind.

    216. Re:Lenovo by prozaker · · Score: 1

      i bought an acer earlier this year, one thing that struck me as curious was the fact that the preinstalled software on acer was in its majority games, some full version (like chess, or maybe chess is the only one thats full, I'm unsure...) and others trial like puzzles and other kind of 20$ games bejeweled clones.

      i kept some games (like chess) and others that were trials, when i go to my friends house, who doesn't have internet, i browse around for those games and play some.

      is it crapware if people use them? or all preinstalled software is crapware?

    217. Re:Lenovo by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Adobe Reader, and Adobe FlashPlayer isn't crap where.

      Nobody said it wasn't crap anywhere. Oh, and you should have a "?" to end a question (yeah, I know, the period and question marks are really close on a keyboard).

    218. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paying $1500-$2000+ for a computer, it better be mostly crapware-free.

      If you buy a similar non-apple machine for much less, discounting the apple-fan markup, those extra annoying apps knock off a few bucks here and there.

      It's a small price to pay in time and hassle to save $300-$500+ to me.

    219. Re:Lenovo by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      For Windows users, Paint.net is an awesome app. I think if more people knew about it, there would be a lot fewer pirate Photoshop installations out there.

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    220. Re:Lenovo by csartanis · · Score: 1

      Everything works fine, he's just never used it.

    221. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's even worse about Quicktime is that the Quicktime application and Quicktime media files go hand in hand. Apple modifies the Quicktime media format so that only the Quicktime application can view them. Just ask any linux user trying to access Quicktime movie trailers.

    222. Re:Lenovo by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 1

      Compare the performance of something like FoxIt PDF Reader ( http://www.foxitsoftware.com/pdf/reader/ ) against Adobe Reader, and then tell me with a straight face that Adobe's version is better.

      Last time I used Foxit (during the summer), I had issues with printing. It missed half the graphical elements on a number of slides, including simple lines (though it did print the arrowheads at the end). These elements appeared perfectly fine on-screen, but simply wouldn't print. Adobe Reader had no issue, nor did Preview on OS X.

      Take this anecdote as you will, though it's pretty much as well-supported as what's provided above.

    223. Re:Lenovo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that Lenovo could reduce the amount of software, but must admit I like a lot of their software. They greatly improve over Windows built in programs.

      Good examples are Access Connections (allows you to create different profiles for LAN/WLAN connections), Presentation Director (easily manage multiple screen profiles for multiple monitors and presentations) and Battery Maximizer (swap profiles on the taskbar).

      I'm still looking for the latter for Vista, as it is a pain to switch power profiles right now.

    224. Re:Lenovo by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      How is Adobe Reader not Crapware? 43 MB of security holes waiting to be exploited.. There are other free PDF readers out there that have a fraction of the footprint and don't seem to be affected by the same security issues...Not to mention how slow reader is.. I will get on a friends computer and go to open a PDF of the web to show them something and 3-4 mins after the document is done downloading Its still not displaying the document. I move them over to something quick and simple like Foxit reader... and Bang I am browsing the document a moment after its done downloading.

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    225. Re:Lenovo by Khyber · · Score: 1

      You have no idea how accurate your statement is, funny ornot.

      Go on Camfrog and you will see it for yourself first-hand.

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    226. Re:Lenovo by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Usefulness?

      With GIMP I can do most anything and add plugins to compensate for that which I do not have but need for some reason

      And still maintain a faster leaner machine that won't crash as much or eat up as many resources.

      Adobe is not a goddamned thing but BLOAT. They took Cool Edit Pro, and turned it into the biggest steaming laggy pile of shit I've ever laid eyes on. I get better recording sync with Old Cool Edit 2000 on a 400MHz CELERON with 224MB of PC-133 and onboard sound than I do with the real version of Audition on a dual-core 64-bit system and 4GB of RAM and a dedicated recording sound card. I also get faster results, just FYI, on the Celeron. Oh, the Celeron runs Windows 98. The Dual-core XP Professional.

      Usefulness my ass.

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    227. Re:Lenovo by Khyber · · Score: 1

      When Google moves to HTML5, Youtube will probably ditch Flash as Google reconverts everything into OGG.
      No more need for flash!

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    228. Re:Lenovo by Caetel · · Score: 1

      Dell machines are the cleanest? The first thing that comes to mind for me is the Dell netbooks, where the system tray takes up half of the taskbar.

      To Dell's credit though, they do normally include the OS disc.

      HP and Sony do seem to be the worst, where on first boot the additional software is installed, sometimes taking 30+ minutes to do so. I've seen Sony laptops which have entire movies (possibly ones that need to be purchased?) loaded onto the system.

      Bizarrely, the best machines seem to be the own brand ones sold by PC World/Currys in the UK, which typically only have online backup software, a basic anti-virus and Adobe Reader, although the backup and AV products are typically buggy and substandard. (Drive Sentry and Spare Backup, IIRC)

  2. I know who has the least... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Apple.

    1. Re:I know who has the least... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also the most expensive. It would have been nice if they would have compared crapware with price of the machine (weighted against quality of the hardware, ect.). I personally don't mind a bit of crapware if it comes with a price decrease. The absolute amount of crapware isn't as important as the amount relative to the price drop.

    2. Re:I know who has the least... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple.

      well.. I would consider a PC pre-installed with QuickTime the worst crapware of all.Yay for Win7 playing mov files without installing that abomination.

    3. Re:I know who has the least... by MSesow · · Score: 1

      Although the programs are arguably good stuff, on the Mac I am using right now, I have the following list of stuff installed that I never have used: Address Book, Front Row, iCal, iChat, Image Capture, iPhoto, iSync, Mail, Safari (except to get a different browser) and Stickies. There are also a few that I have only used once or twice: Chess, Calculator and iTunes. And a few I don't know if I have used: Automator, Expose, Font Book, and iMovie. Now my understanding is that many of these are good, useful programs (and done far better than a bunch of the crapware out there, I know). However, I don't use them much (if at all), and the only reason they still exist on my laptop is because I am too lazy to worry about taking them off. That is why I argue that Apple is no different in putting on a bunch of stuff you don't need.

    4. Re:I know who has the least... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. that directly contradict this.

      Oh well... At lest nobody else (that I know) is installing Abble crapware by default. The day some big name intalls iTunes, QuickTime, Safary or other Abble Supercrap, as default, that's the last day I buy such a brand for us.

    5. Re:I know who has the least... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you missed the part about 'leading laptop manufacturers'?

    6. Re:I know who has the least... by bughunter · · Score: 1

      FTFA: no big-brand laptop (aside from Apple) is free from crapware

      It's one of the reasons I stay with Apple computers. The last time I bought a HP notebook, it took TWO MINUTES for the thing to respond to a left click on the Start menu after first login, due to all of the crapplets in Startup Items loading simultaneously and overwhelming the machine. Before I realized what was happening, I thought the machine was broken.

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    7. Re:I know who has the least... by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      Nope. The least crapwared computer would be a system you built yourself. With a clean install of just the OS. One can do this quite easily in the Windows or *nix world. It's *possible* in OSX, but it violates the EULA or something and requires extra work.

      Apples come with plenty of crapware, but no one who bought one would admit that.

      Mods: That post wasn't informative (no information provided). It's either Apple fellation or trolling, depending on the poster's actual beliefs.

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    8. Re:I know who has the least... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only because you actually want to use the crapware that Apple has forced on you and therefore don't view it as crapware.

      If the article had avoided derogatory terms and asked which supplier loaded the most unasked for and useless software that bogs down the hardware that you actually wanted to buy, then Apple would at least be one of the front-runners.

      Although it may not actually count as unwanted, considering you've actually paid 50% over the odds for said hardware apparently someone thinks you want it?

    9. Re:I know who has the least... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Um, actually my Windows 7 PC did have QuickTime pre-installed.

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    10. Re:I know who has the least... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hope Apple paid the OEM good money for that. Win7 Media Player plays mov files by default.

    11. Re:I know who has the least... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      It was probably finishing its first-run setup. You know, the one where you register, set up the user account, etc.

      I just bought an HP laptop and the first-run setup took a little while. As did installing NOD32 and Office 2007. That's just to be expected.

      Disabled the HP toolbar, QuickTimeTask, uninstalled some of the stuff that was obvious crapware, and installed a bunch of software I know I want (VLC/SMPlayer/MPC – between the three of them it'll play anything now; Firefox; GIMP; Audacity; a PDF printer). I turned the User Account Control setting all the way down so it wouldn't warn me every time I started a setup ('course it still had the downloaded-from-the-web warning), turned it back up to "normal" when I was done. It took a while; again, to be expected...

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    12. Re:I know who has the least... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      You're sure it didn't just have QuickTime and use the codec so Media Player would be able to play them too?

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    13. Re:I know who has the least... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How come Apple isn't leading? It's like the 3rd largest PC* manufacturer out there.

      *personal computers in general, not Windows-only machines.

    14. Re:I know who has the least... by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      Then drag them to the trash can.

      The point of crapware is that it's software added in by the computer manufacturer, in addition to that usually supplied with the operating system. It's added not because they want to benefit the consumer, but because they're paid money by the software companies. Usually it is demo software, adware, nagware etc.. iLife doesn't fit this definition, any more than IE on Windows does. About the only thing that could fit that category on the Mac is MobileMe which is useless unless you pay a subscription, but as one of the most useful features of the OS for those that do pay I think it's excusable.

    15. Re:I know who has the least... by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      That's really stupid. People who chose to buy an Apple usually do so because they want the software. It's seen by the majority of users as part of the package they are buying. No-one buys a Dell so that they will get a demo version of McAfee or whatever, and Dell only puts it on there because they are paid to by the software companies.

      Saying that Apple iLife etc. is the same as crapware is a bit like saying that a news articles in a newspaper is the same as the pizza vouchers just because I happen to not want to read the article. Whether I happen to read it or not, the article is there as part of the product I bought and most people would be happy with that; the pizza voucher is there to make extra money (or offset the cover price depending on how you look at it) and the majority of people will chuck it in the bin whilst a small minority who happen to want a pizza will keep it and use it.

      Also, as far as I am aware, none of the Apple software 'bogs down the hardware'. All of the optional stuff that might run background tasks, e.g. MobileMe, Time Machine, Spotlight etc. can be turned on and off in System Preferences, and if you turn off that feature it doesn't bog the hardware down at all.

      By the same token, it's unfair to describe software needed for the media buttons on some laptops as 'crapware' - the laptop was bought with media buttons and presumably the purchaser want to be able to use them.

    16. Re:I know who has the least... by bughunter · · Score: 1

      No - I had already dont those things. The two minute reference was to logging in to the new, named account. And it was repeatable.

      Granted, it was a $499 special that I bought for my Mother-in-law. I forget the specs, but the CPU was crippled by design. It was a crime to subject it to Windows XP Home + crapware. Poor thing.

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    17. Re:I know who has the least... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Well, uh, that would explain it...

      My experience was on a brand-new 64-bit AMD dual-core 2.4 GHz processor with 4 GB of RAM and Windows 7.

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    18. Re:I know who has the least... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm doesn't Apple distribute iTunes with the Mac? If so- I call BS. The one with the least crap are System76, ThinkPenguin, LinuxCertified, EmpoerorLinux, and Dell (with Ubuntu anyway).

    19. Re:I know who has the least... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    20. Re:I know who has the least... by arminw · · Score: 1

      Except that none of these affect your boot time or system performance. They do not automatically start up and then start bugging you every now and then to spend some money.

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    21. Re:I know who has the least... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      All the shit that iTunes/Quicktime installs in Windows should give you a pretty good idea what's built into OS X. Or in other words, no thanks.

      Really, the only solution is to do it yourself and start with a blank harddrive.

    22. Re:I know who has the least... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is crazy and simply wrong. Quicktime/iTunes, it's the same things since you get the same gigantic package either way, is the single most bloated piece of software available.

  3. Acer is really the worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even the wireless toggle keys do not work without installing their crapware.

    1. Re:Acer is really the worst by Albanach · · Score: 1

      I was surprised by the review and the comments about Acer. I bought two laptops about eighteen months ago. One HP consumer desktop was loaded with all manner of crapware. My Acer Extensa from the Acer business line had almost nothing other than some Acer encryption thingy that certainly didn't take much time to load or get rid of.

      As for wireless toggle not working, I'm now running Windows 7, but did not install a single driver that did not come with the OS. My wireless switch works just fine.

      I think the lesson is either be prepared to do a clean install, or buy from the business line.

  4. no wonder people are switching to Mac by postmortem · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Personally, I build my own and install vanilla Windows, but sh** has hit the fan long time ago.

    This plus anti virus software resource hogs makes windows experience horrible on a brand new computer.

    Not a single manufacturer offers option "windows and drivers only".

    In other words, you need 4 core CPU and 2GB of RAM to open internet explorer.

    1. Re:no wonder people are switching to Mac by Machtyn · · Score: 5, Informative

      Dell's business computers can be ordered plain vanilla or without the OS loaded, if you wish. I always recommend their business line, whether the person asking is a business or home user.

    2. Re:no wonder people are switching to Mac by Meshach · · Score: 1

      It is unfortunate but this is how PC manufacturers make most of there money.

      Here we say "just build your own" but to most of the world that is not an option. They have no choice but ot buy a pre-build system and manufacturers have realized that. People will be pissed off if you laden their machine with malware but they will not stop buying it.

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    3. Re:no wonder people are switching to Mac by Meshach · · Score: 1

      Dell's business computers can be ordered plain vanilla or without the OS loaded, if you wish. I always recommend their business line, whether the person asking is a business or home user.

      Business lines can be expensive though and hard to justify to a home user who surfs the web three times a week.

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    4. Re:no wonder people are switching to Mac by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      Yep, if you want to avoid the crap build your own or order from a small business division instead of consumer outlet.

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    5. Re:no wonder people are switching to Mac by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Buying the full Optiplex with all the intel active management gadgetry and a support contract and stuff doesn't make much sense for joe home user. The "Vostro" line, for small business, though, is not significantly similar in price or design from the home gear(though usually comes in black) and ships mostly clean.

    6. Re:no wonder people are switching to Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, it's ironic that the Mac is the best computer to run Windows on.

      Where do you buy Macs pre-installed with Windows? If you install Windows yourself this is a non-issue on all hardware.

    7. Re:no wonder people are switching to Mac by LVSlushdat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not if you buy them from the Dell Outlet. These are factory-remanufactured current model and immediately previous model systems that are sold with the full (same as new) factory warantee, and at a significant discount. For example: several years ago, at work we were buying Dell Optiplex GX620 minitower systems, at a cost of approx $950 each. At this same time, I bought a "scratch & dent" unit of the same model, ram, cpu, harddrive for $419. I saw no reason for the system to be classified as a "scratch and dent", but I sure liked the price. I ran this deal past several co-workers at the time, who got similar deals on the same model. The Outlet machines come with the same 3-year warantee that the systems we bought at work came with. Since then I've bought several Inspiron and Vostro laptops from the Dell Outlet and have zero complaints with anything I've bought from there... No, I don't work for Dell, just think the Dell Outlet is the best place to buy a computer...

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    8. Re:no wonder people are switching to Mac by DomNF15 · · Score: 1

      The business line models are typically a bit more expensive though, and not necessarily any better than the home user line. For example, the Latitude D600 is, with the exception of a couple of extra mouse buttons, equivalent to the Inspiron 600m. If you're opting for a plain vanilla or no OS to begin with, then save bucks on the home user line and just wipe the machine when it arrives.

    9. Re:no wonder people are switching to Mac by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I believe the latitude models are supposed to be models which Dell will make available to sell for more years. This is useful for large businesses where you want to standardize on stuff to make things more manageable - drivers, install images etc.

      Whereas the inspiron stuff keeps changing whenever Intel or whoever comes up with something new :).

      The vostro appears to be the "cheap and ugly" range.

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    10. Re:no wonder people are switching to Mac by PPNSteve · · Score: 1

      Dell small business is indeed the place.. my sales rep offered up a list of pre-install options and all I had to do was say yes or no to them.. and the prices are inline with consumer prices and/or sales and you get a much better buying experience. I'll stick with Dell over any of the 'other' name brands, TYVM

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    11. Re:no wonder people are switching to Mac by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Dell's business computers can be ordered plain vanilla or without the OS loaded, if you wish. I always recommend their business line, whether the person asking is a business or home user.

      Dell's consumer offerings also come with 3 discs for reinstall... Operating System (which is a clean, unbranded Windows disc), Drivers, and Applications and Utilities. If you want a clean system, stop after disc 2.

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    12. Re:no wonder people are switching to Mac by Artifex · · Score: 1

      Dell's business computers can be ordered plain vanilla or without the OS loaded, if you wish. I always recommend their business line, whether the person asking is a business or home user.

      Business lines can be expensive though and hard to justify to a home user who surfs the web three times a week.

      Not really. Check their SOHO stuff and it's sometimes actually cheaper for the same gear with a different model number from their home user stuff. As always, you want to check their FB or Twitter feeds for special deals before dropping the dough.

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    13. Re:no wonder people are switching to Mac by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      The outlet sells open box and returned systems, too. The way their system works, if a system is undeliverable or refused, and the client can't be contacted to arrange delivery, it also gets returned to the outlet for sale. Even though it's never been in the hands of an actual consumer, and you and I would both consider such a system "new", Dell can't actually sell it as a new built-to-order system legally.

      Obligatory disclaimer: I used to work for Dell Canada, and it was my job to manage those distressed shipments, ideally getting them to the customer, but if not, getting them to the DFS Direct folks for resale.

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    14. Re:no wonder people are switching to Mac by Smurf · · Score: 1

      How is the parent post redundant?

      Off-topic, sure, I can see why some people might consider it off-topic. But redundant?

      Typical moderation abuse.

    15. Re:no wonder people are switching to Mac by fafaforza · · Score: 1

      Installing Windows isn't that great of an undertaking.

      And if you buy a Mac and install Windows on it, at least you still have a copy of OSX. When you buy a laptop, most of the time, you won't be able to skip Windows, so you'll be buying Windows twice, which is kinda retarded and most people would just stick with what a laptop comes with.

    16. Re:no wonder people are switching to Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is incorrect. Pretty much every company offers "windows and drivers only" versions. Just buy the business versions.

    17. Re:no wonder people are switching to Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, you need 4 core CPU and 2GB of RAM to open internet explorer.

      Yes, but we are talking about non-Windows crapware programs right now.

    18. Re:no wonder people are switching to Mac by Neoro · · Score: 1

      I got my laptop by finding a nice deal on a Vostro (Business line laptop) and wasn't able to find a better deal for over 6 months. Definitely not more expensive than alternative product lines. Not that I know what the average difference is when there's no sale, but its rare I get expensive things not on sale anyway.

  5. Pretty easy to see the answer. by moogied · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Grandma does.

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  6. Link to the latest crapware cleaner by Explodicle · · Score: 3, Funny

    This will get 100% of the crap off your system or your money back!

    1. Re:Link to the latest crapware cleaner by Gerafix · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Will it also delete all my scat pr0n as I sure wouldn't lose those many terabytes of data that took me many a month to collect.

    2. Re:Link to the latest crapware cleaner by Binestar · · Score: 1

      This will get 100% of the crap off your system or your money back!

      I work on a farm.

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    3. Re:Link to the latest crapware cleaner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Link to the latest crapware cleaner by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      as I sure wouldn't lose those many terabytes of data that took me many a month to collect.

      So would a failing hard disk. You best start thinking of a backup strategy for your terabytes of shitty porn...

    5. Re:Link to the latest crapware cleaner by jim_v2000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ubuntu comes with all kinds of shit that you don't want, but there's no other shit available, so you just use it.

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    6. Re:Link to the latest crapware cleaner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recently bought a HP HDX 16 at Best Buy. The Geek Squad guy asked if I wanted it "optimized" or "pre-optimized". Optimized, I learned, means taking all the crapware off. I told him that's ok I was going home to "optimize" Winblows completely off the system so all was good. He looked at me funny. "I'm going to install Ubuntu and wipe the drive." "Ohhh" and the look of comprehension washed over his face.

    7. Re:Link to the latest crapware cleaner by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      Wow, this thread is full of trolls. There are a lot of legitimate complaints about software on Linux, but a limited selection of shit is not one of them.

    8. Re:Link to the latest crapware cleaner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's like trying to flush out a toilet full of shit by dumping piss in the bowl.

    9. Re:Link to the latest crapware cleaner by GreatBunzinni · · Score: 1

      Care to point out any example of crapware that Ubuntu installs by default?

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      Slashdot, fix your code or at least hire someone who is competent at it to do it for you.
    10. Re:Link to the latest crapware cleaner by buchner.johannes · · Score: 4, Funny

      With Gentoo on the other hand, the shit on your system is handpicked ;-)

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    11. Re:Link to the latest crapware cleaner by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      Like what?

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    12. Re:Link to the latest crapware cleaner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit I don't use:
        * tomboy notes
        * games/*
        * gimp
        * xsane
        * pidgin
        * dictionary
        * soffice
        * rhythmbox
        * brasero

      That's just what is in my application menu by default... not counting the non-GNU terminal programs.

      captcha: drunker

    13. Re:Link to the latest crapware cleaner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      x <--- joke

      :) <---- your head

      Filter error: Your comment looks too much like ascii art.

    14. Re:Link to the latest crapware cleaner by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      And Avahi, which messes up people who happen to use a .local domain on their networks (and I've yet to see a good use for MDNS).

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    15. Re:Link to the latest crapware cleaner by russ1337 · · Score: 1
      Check out Crunchbang Lite.

      CrunchBang Linux is an Ubuntu based distribution offering a great blend of speed, style and substance. Using the nimble Openbox window manager, it is highly customisable and provides a modern, full-featured GNU/Linux system without sacrificing performance.

      Lite edition simply had all but the terminal, web browser, file manager, editor and media player removed, the same has been done for this release, however the remaining applications (except Terminator) have been swapped out for lightweight alternatives. * Firefox is replace by Kazehakase (with Flash support). * Thunar has been replaced by PCmanFM. * Totem has been replaced by VLC. * gedit has been replaced by Leafpad.

    16. Re:Link to the latest crapware cleaner by jpmorgan · · Score: 1

      Ubuntu's crapware is epic. Take Evolution, for example. I never use Evolution, and I always want to get rid of it on a fresh install. But you try removing it on Ubuntu without jumping through a ton of hoops, and apt will happily annihilate your install. Same with all the crap they decide to install by default. It's a complete abuse of the package dependency system.

    17. Re:Link to the latest crapware cleaner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ubuntu has a ton of crapware... Thankfully not the kind that has massive performance decreases like in Windows. Bad packagers for Ubuntu take care of that for you!

  7. Re:2 Simple solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. ????????

    4. PROFIT!!!

  8. Tough discussion.. by skgrey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Boy, this is going to be a tough discussion. I wonder how many mod-points are going to be spent labeling items "flamebait" for talking about Windows vs. Linux vs. Mac..

    Anyway, I think Acer I got for my wife is the worst. I also recently purchased an HP, and it actually got a lot better in terms of less crapware. I was very surprised, although Vista disappeared ten minutes after I got it out of the box and Windows 7 magically appeared later..

    Any geek worth his salt gets rid of the current OS installation anyway and installs their flavour of choice anyway :)

    1. Re:Tough discussion.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tough discussion..

      Apple won.

    2. Re:Tough discussion.. by Itninja · · Score: 1

      Ten minutes!? My upgrade took 5 hours!

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    3. Re:Tough discussion.. by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      Ten minutes!? My upgrade took 5 hours!

      Who said he upgraded?

      Things go considerably faster if you don't try to keep the old information and just quick format the drive.

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    4. Re:Tough discussion.. by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      You missed the part where he said:

      Windows 7 magically appeared later

      right? That means that at some later point, after he blew away Vista (note, blew it away, not upgraded), the system booted to Windows 7.

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    5. Re:Tough discussion.. by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      Who said he upgraded?

      Didn't you even READ his post before hitting reply? He said that he removed Vista!

    6. Re:Tough discussion.. by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      Who said he upgraded?

      Didn't you even READ his post before hitting reply? He said that he removed Vista!

      The top poster said "although Vista disappeared ten minutes after I got it out of the box and Windows 7 magically appeared later." (emphasis mine)

      Which means he didn't upgrade, he uninstalled one then installed the other. However, the person I replied to said "Ten minutes!? My upgrade took 5 hours!" (emphasis mine)

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    7. Re:Tough discussion.. by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      Guess a 'funny' mod isn't in the cards. I was attempting to be humorous by implying that since the machine is no longer running Vista, by definition it has received an upgrade.

  9. Good recent experience with Asus by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I bought an Asus EEE netbook a few months back and was surprised to see that Skype was basically the only app that was installed by default. It was otherwise a pretty clean install of XP. Considering the experience I've had with other notebooks in recent years, I was pleasantly surprised. Kudos to them.

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    1. Re:Good recent experience with Asus by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      I would certainly hope netbooks wouldn't be saddled with Crapware, seeing as how they are the super-duper low-end computers that are intended for simple things like web and email only.

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    2. Re:Good recent experience with Asus by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      Netbooks in general seem to be pretty good in terms of crapware.

      My 9" Aspire One was the first computer I've ever bought that I didn't immediately feel the need to nuke and repave.
      My Eee 1000HE was the second.

      My Asus G51vx is the third.

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    3. Re:Good recent experience with Asus by Itninja · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My Asus came with that goofy customized Xandros OS (complete with enormous cartoon-like icons). I considered the entire OS to be crapware.

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    4. Re:Good recent experience with Asus by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      It's worth mentioning that Skype is even included in the Ubuntu netbook remix, so you're basically stuck with it no matter what path you go.

      Not that it's a bad program, it's actually pretty cool if you look at how it works in the background.

    5. Re:Good recent experience with Asus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought an Asus EEE netbook a few months back and was surprised to see that Skype was basically the only app that was installed by default. It was otherwise a pretty clean install of XP.

      That's more crapware than the Asus EEE used to come with

    6. Re:Good recent experience with Asus by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Yes, I purchased one of those too. I used the original OS pretty much for half a year because it wasn't that bad. What was really bad, was the fact that Asus repositories sucked and weren't kept up to date. That's where I switched to Debian with LXDE. Never looked back.

  10. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The crapware installed on thses computers are advertisements. These computers would cost a lot more money if they didn't have all this preinstalled rubbish on the HDD, but I'd much rather take a couple minutes to remove Spore Creature Creator from my new HP than pay the extra money for buying an "ad-free" computer.

    Maybe this is why Macs are so expensive for the same hardware.

    1. Re:Anonymous Coward by jhfry · · Score: 1

      You do realize that almost nothing is ever truly removed when you use its uninstaller. And often even if it were, the damage is already done.

      Finally, what about the unsuspecting non-tech user who bought the machine at BestBuy at the advice of the salesman. Sit down sometime with one of them and help them clean up their pc. "Do you use XXX? -- I don't think so, what's it do? -- It slows down the computer. -- Maybe the kids will need it, lets just leave it alone."

      Even I have a hard time determining what applications are junk and what is part of a driver or something useful.

      That's partly why I no longer support Windows for friends/family. If you want free support, then be prepared to get migrated.

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    2. Re:Anonymous Coward by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

      "That's partly why I no longer support Windows for friends"

      Be prepared you will never find girls again. No wonder the IT population is getting extinct.

    3. Re:Anonymous Coward by bigtoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      These computers would cost a lot more money if they didn't have all this preinstalled rubbish on the HDD,

      I don't buy it.

      The vendors are selling these computers for a profit even without the operating system installed. The manufacturer does not install the crapware unless they actually believe it is a benefit to the consumer, or they are getting their palms greased (more likely).

      I would be very surprised if any of the money that the manufacturer gets from the crapware vendors is used to reduce the cost of the box.

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    4. Re:Anonymous Coward by MobyDisk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ironically, some high-school gets paid $100 to remove the crapware that resulted in the $100 discount.

    5. Re:Anonymous Coward by revengebomber · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then why is a Dell Mini 9 (or Vostro A90 is the new branding I think) with Windows XP and (presumably) a bunch of crapware $50 MORE than the one with Ubuntu? Wouldn't they be the same price if the crapware flattened out the windows license?

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    6. Re:Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes the junk is part of a driver. E.g. intel graphics hkcmd.exe. Not exactly necessary unless you use the hot keys functionality.

      Perhaps you would prefer the ATi drivers, with the control panel/tray icon etc. thoughtfully developed using .NET to ensure it will be as huge as possible.

      Most sound drivers like to add their own startup program also. Guess what, sound still works without realtek soundman.exe.

    7. Re:Anonymous Coward by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Be prepared you will never find girls again. No wonder the IT population is getting extinct.

            The flaw in your argument can be demonstrated by the increased size of the "gay" community. Not being able to breed is, apparently, not a factor in life-style choices like "Installing Windows" or "taking it up the ass" (synonyms, IMO).

            Funny thing is I laughed so hard when it was fashionable to talk about being gay as something "genetic", and I always wondered how this "gene" got passed on. Plasmids?

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    8. Re:Anonymous Coward by shirotakaaki · · Score: 1

      This is bullshit. I ordered a Dell laptop with Ubuntu on it and it didnt cost any more than the XP laptop with the crapware on it.

    9. Re:Anonymous Coward by varmittang · · Score: 1

      The crapware pays for the hardware, not the OS, which is given to Dell at a very low price ($50) so that Dell doesn't drop them as an OS on their hardware and only give Ubuntu. And with Dell's high volumes of hardware, those $50 add up and more than pay for licensing it at such a low cost.

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    10. Re:Anonymous Coward by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Um, they also didn't have to pay for a Windows license for you, right?

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    11. Re:Anonymous Coward by revengebomber · · Score: 1

      You've missed the point. Ubuntu has no crapware, so if the crapware paid for the hardware then wouldn't the hardware with Ubuntu be more expensive? There's no crapware on Ubuntu. It comes completely clean, save for Adobe Reader (which is not ENTIRELY crapware - it works just fine for reading PDF). The Windows version comes with the usual slew of useless shit (including Reader and MUCH more). Windows alone is $50 more. An identical laptop with Windows and crapware is $50 more. The crapware included with Windows, therefore, does not factor into the price.

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    12. Re:Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah. That's why.

      Fuckhead.

    13. Re:Anonymous Coward by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      Maybe this is why Macs are so expensive for the same hardware.

      You must have missed the article that compared Mac hardware prices to equivalent hardware from Dell, Sony, and a few others. Mac isn't more expensive for the same hardware.

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  11. Re:2 Simple solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why yes, I am an apple fanboy. How did you guess?

    By the way that you pretended to defer to Linux first.

  12. Re:2 Simple solutions by megamerican · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why yes, I am an apple fanboy. How did you guess?

    You're a self-described bum.

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  13. Even better by MrEricSir · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can remove *all* your crapware just by installing Snow Leopard and logging in as guest!

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    1. Re:Even better by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      MS-DOS 3.11

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    2. Re:Even better by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well played sir, well played.

      I'm not a Mac, I'm not a PC... I own both, and I use Linux and Solaris for servers. I see my computers are tools, but I am not.

      As for the crapware, I tend to agree with TFA: My Macbook Pro had little (though, I'm an amateur photographer so I kind of think of iPhoto as a crapware version of LightRoom and PhotoShop). Dells that I've ordered through Small Business division (both for work and personal) have been free of it. Sony Vaios, HP Pavillions have been kind of loaded with it, and my Samsung netbook really wasn't too bad.

      Wow, I've got way too many computers.

      What.. have... I ... said? That's just the crazy talk right there!

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    3. Re:Even better by rvw · · Score: 1

      MS-DOS 3.11

      You mean Windows 3.11 that came with MS-DOS at one point?!

    4. Re:Even better by idrivetoyota · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You can remove *all* your crapware just by installing Snow Leopard and logging in as guest!

      Installing Snow Leopard will get crapware on your machine by default.

    5. Re:Even better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see my computers are tools, but I am not.

      Poetic. Nicely done.

    6. Re:Even better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not a Mac, I'm not a PC... I own both, and they are my bitches

    7. Re:Even better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To each his own. I'm a professional photographer, and I love iPhoto.

    8. Re:Even better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Windows 3.11 that came with MS-DOS at one point?!

      I fail to remember any MS-DOS version that came with Windows of any version.

    9. Re:Even better by arikol · · Score: 1

      I think you miss the point with iPhoto.

      It's not really a cut down photo editor in any sense.
      It's a photo database and photo album with some minor (yet well implemented) fixing tools included. Kind of like a photo album with a small selection of correcting pens included.

      It's the best I've tried at what it does, and I do a bit of work in Photoshop as well. Just, different tools for different tasks.

      iPhoto keeps track of my family pics (around 10.000 right now) letting me search them through all sorts of different criteria, including the event it was taken, as well as through who is in the picture or where it was taken.

    10. Re:Even better by noidentity · · Score: 1

      I'm glad I didn't have a mouth full of beverage when I read your post. Very glad. Bravo, bravo!

    11. Re:Even better by mjwx · · Score: 1

      As for the crapware, I tend to agree with TFA: My Macbook Pro had little (though, I'm an amateur photographer so I kind of think of iPhoto as a crapware version of LightRoom and PhotoShop). Dells that I've ordered through Small Business division (both for work and personal) have been free of it. Sony Vaios, HP Pavillions have been kind of loaded with it, and my Samsung netbook really wasn't too bad.

      I used to have to manage Apple's at work, the default install from the 10.5 disks (on the disks, not pre-installed) came with a crapload of trialware, adobe CS 30 day trial, Microsoft Office 30 day trial, and heaps more (this is probably what the 6 odd gig's Apple got rid of in 10.6 was). The Dell Vostro's and Latitudes on the other hand came with very little and most of it was useful stuff like Adobe reader and Roxio DVD burner. Better yet Dell includes the Windows media from Microsoft which is not tampered with in any way.

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    12. Re:Even better by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Other way around, genius... you got Windows 3.11, you got MS-DOS by default (that's what Win 3.11 ran on top of).

      Furthermore, every version of Windows since then has included a new version of MS-DOS. Try running cmd.exe in Windows XP... the first thing cmd.exe outputs on my work PC is "Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]".

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  14. Reinstalling the OS? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When you order a computer with OS installation media, do those CD's / DVD's install the crapware as well, or just the basic OS?

    1. Re:Reinstalling the OS? by MrBippers · · Score: 1

      When you order a computer with OS installation media, do those CD's / DVD's install the crapware as well, or just the basic OS?

      Almost all of them have the crapware built in. I prefer to use OEM versions of windows discs (versus retail) and just input the key from the COA. You have to go pull drivers from the manufacturer's website but *usually* this is pretty painless.

    2. Re:Reinstalling the OS? by nnnnnnn · · Score: 1

      From my experience;

      HP: They give you restore DVD's. It takes like an hour to restore the OS, lots of DVD reads. And for your trouble, your PC gets "restored" to its factory shipped crapware state. Solution; clean the crapware when you first get your PC, do a drive image. Then all you have to do is to restore from the drive image for a clean state.

      Dell: They give you Windows reinstallation DVDs. You can do a clean Windows install from scratch. The only downside is that you have to install the drivers manually.

    3. Re:Reinstalling the OS? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Depends on what brand you select. Some brands deliver with bloated installation CD:s others with relatively clean ones.

      This is one of the reasons why people do go to great lengths to install cracked versions of the pure operating system - like XP or Win 7.

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    4. Re:Reinstalling the OS? by Killer+Orca · · Score: 1

      Dell: They give you Windows reinstallation DVDs. You can do a clean Windows install from scratch. The only downside is that you have to install the drivers manually.

      Do you need to indicate on your purchase that you want that DVDs or do they automatically include them? I was browsing through their site and saw no option on the random laptop I looked at for clean windows reinstall DVDs.

    5. Re:Reinstalling the OS? by Hormonal · · Score: 1

      Yes. Seriously, it depends. As a previous poster mentioned, Lenovo seems to give restore CDs/partitions that include a preinstalled image, complete with crapware. Other manufacturers give you a genuine Windows disk, complete with holograms and a butler.

    6. Re:Reinstalling the OS? by hodet · · Score: 1

      I never asked for them. I assumed I would get an image but I indeed got the full install version of Windows. I have reinstalled other Dell laptops recently and they were clean installs.

    7. Re:Reinstalling the OS? by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      They assume that you want them by default, but will charge you for the privilege if you lose them and need to reorder them at a later date. (unless you talk nicely to tech. support, who usually forget to check that box in their call tracking software to bill the end user for the OS discs, but will hit it every time if they hate you)

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    8. Re:Reinstalling the OS? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      HP's reinstall DVD/recovery partition installs the crapware. :(

      Dell gives you an actual OS disk that *only* installs the OS. Go Dell! I'm a big fan of Dell because of this. I bought an HP (never doing THAT again!) and the only way I could make it usable was to re-install Vista from the DVD that came with my Dell.

  15. Sony, in my experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Absolutely dreadful experience with some of their earlier Vaio models. On the same note, I've seen terrible incidents of this from Samsung as well. Varies from one model to the other, it seems.

    Thankfully there are the BSDs, Mac OS X (if you care to "hackintosh"), and that "linux" thing, for those with that kind of taste.

  16. Opt-out? by Pretbek · · Score: 1

    It would be great to be able to opt-out of the crapware. I understand, the trial-ware and that kind of third party stuff generates income for the PC company, but I can imagine they lose some PC sales entirely, by bogging the PC down so much right from the start. Even the proprietary software that is well-meant and supposed to be helpful tips the scales to the side of inconvenience, when you take into account the long startup time and resources taken because of it. I realise this post is aimed at those who are bothered by the crapware and know the PC could do much better without, but are unwilling/unable to quickly and easily change that themselves.

  17. PC Decrapifier by flyingfsck · · Score: 4, Informative

    The best one is not mentioned in the crappy article: http://www.pcdecrapifier.com/

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    1. Re:PC Decrapifier by Ceiynt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It speaks volumes about the OEM Vendor that people need to download something deCRAPifier, which is quite popular, to make the computer not suck out of the box.

    2. Re:PC Decrapifier by linuxgurugamer · · Score: 1

      Absolutely the best! Whenever I install a new computer, I always download and run this. The author of the crappy article obviously didn't do any real research.

    3. Re:PC Decrapifier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the vendors should bundle this with their other crappwa ... oh crap, never mind.

    4. Re:PC Decrapifier by mattsengle · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the first new download i use is PCDecrapifier, makes it easy to remove all the "trial-ware" that comes with HP.

  18. In Store Techs by Ceiynt · · Score: 4, Informative

    Offer a service to REMOVE all that junk for you when you buy it, for almost $100. That's the crazy part.
    We bought my dad a laptop at Circuit City a few years back for Christmas, and the Firedog(sic?) tech was very persistent that we purchase the removal plan from them, as it's hard to do ourselves. I asked him what they do, and he said they take a vanilla Vista install disc and reformat the HDD with it. For $100, no thank you.
    As someone stated in an above thread, it's ads on the computer to lower the cost of it. If you buy off the shelf computers, it may be worth it. And with a laptop/netbook, you have no choice but to buy it off the shelf.

    1. Re:In Store Techs by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Well, he had a point... it is hard to do yourself. Do you have a vanilla Vista install disc with a valid OEM license code for it? No? Okay, then have fun removing the crapware manually... ;)

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    2. Re:In Store Techs by Z34107 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, he had a point... it is hard to do yourself. Do you have a vanilla Vista install disc with a valid OEM license code for it? No? Okay, then have fun removing the crapware manually... ;)

      Actually, that's one of the nice things about Vista. If you do have a vanilla Vista disc, it can reinstall every other version of Vista. For example, you can pop in a (boxed copy) Home Premium DVD, type in a Vista Business OEM key, and it will install the right version.

      Sometimes you'll have to phone Microsoft's (automated) system to activate it afterwards, but that's the only hiccup. There are even tools out there to back up an OEM pre-activation, rendering the phone call unnecessary.

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    3. Re:In Store Techs by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Good point; I'd forgotten that.

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    4. Re:In Store Techs by Bengie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The nice thing about Win7/Vista is that all the versions of the OS are decided by the key used. This means I can take my copy of Win7/Vista OEM install it on my mom's comp and use her key and it'll downgrade itself to whatever her key is. Since her HP doesn't come with a vanilla copy of windows, just a restore disc that includes all the crapware pre-installed, this is nice.

    5. Re:In Store Techs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are even tools out there to back up an OEM pre-activation, rendering the phone call unnecessary.

      Got any links? I'm doing work that could really use that kind of tool (re-imaging tablet PCs with custom software/drivers using sysprep). Thanks in advance.

      - T

    6. Re:In Store Techs by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      It's called Activation Backup and Restore (ABR). Link is here.

      Run it once, it backs up your activation to an XML file. Save it somewhere and reinstall Windows. Run ABR again to restore the activation.

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    7. Re:In Store Techs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much appreciated, and thanks for replying to an AC!

      - T

  19. Re:2 Simple solutions by oldspewey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. Install Linux and never worry about crapware again.

    I dunno ... I installed Linux and ended up with two desktop environments, three word processors, four web browsers, and a whole bunch of image editors, system utilities, file managers, and other stuff.

    ;-)

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  20. And the guilty are... by slugicide · · Score: 2, Informative

    FTA: tl;dr "with Acer, Sony and HP being the worst offenders."

  21. Re:2 Simple solutions by tepples · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. Install Linux and never worry about crapware again.

    And lose compatibility with many applications and newer peripherals, the majority of which are made for Windows and possibly Mac.

    2. Buy a Mac and never worry about crapware again.

    And lose compatibility with many applications, the majority of which are made for Windows. Sure, Adobe suite and some of Microsoft Office are ported, but some businesses depend on third-party apps that require Microsoft Access.

    So there exists a tradeoff between compatibility and freedom from crapware. Was this your point?

  22. Just use decrapifier by Zarhan · · Score: 2, Informative

    I always use this first thing on new crap-loaded laptops that aren't going to get wiped with Linux.

    http://www.pcdecrapifier.com/

    Free as in beer for personal use.

  23. "Rubbish" like the Windows operating system by tepples · · Score: 1

    These computers would cost a lot more money if they didn't have all this preinstalled rubbish on the HDD

    Do the advertisements really bring in more revenue than, say, the bulk price of a Windows license?

    1. Re:"Rubbish" like the Windows operating system by b0bby · · Score: 1

      Do the advertisements really bring in more revenue than, say, the bulk price of a Windows license?

      From what I've read previously, yes. I've heard they can make over $50 on the crapware, while the Windows license is $50. Even if they didn't, most would be ordered with Windows anyway, so it's still generating revenue.

  24. installed versus auto-start by Neil+Watson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not the installation that bothers me but the assumption by software vendors that their software is so important that it should auto-start.

    1. Re:installed versus auto-start by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Auto-start = highly increased chance of product being used = profit. That's why they PAY the OEMs to put their software on the computers, and that's partly why computers are so inexpensive. Because the OEMs have more revenue streams than just you.

    2. Re:installed versus auto-start by British · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not the installation that bothers me but the assumption by software vendors that their software is so important that it should auto-start.

      This cannot be stressed enough. Not everything needs a systray icon. Not everything needs to be so complicated to remove from startup without asking me in advance. Apple is a guilty party of this, even moreso with Itunes. Going to system.msc to try to remove a startup item(which is hard to read) is going to give you a guaranteed "access denied".

      To this day I sometimes still see a little "hp" icon on the systray that disappears before I can get to it. No idea what it is. All I wanted was a printer driver. A CD burning util doesn't need to run 24/7.

      When can we just start having sw vendors just label it what it really is: spyware? Sure it might not phone home, but it still has all the other symptoms in common. I thought there were a few court cases about that topic.

    3. Re:installed versus auto-start by daveime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it *only* made an icon in the systray, I'd be happy.

      For some reason most of them feel the need to autostart half a dozen services also ... HP, I'm looking at you, but it's also true of just about all CD / DVD burning software.

      Why a printer driver should be 89 MB is beyond logic or reason. And when I want to burn a CD, I'll start it manually.

      I don't need 100+ services all running in the background monitoring hardware and sucking up memory and processor slices so I get a popup "logo / splash screen / helper" saying "it looks like you inserted a piece of A4, do you want to print something" ?

    4. Re:installed versus auto-start by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      And they put icons in the desktop, the quick launch, the top of the start menu, and inside a group on the start menu. Yes, I really need 4 icons to access a program like Adobe Reader which automatically runs anyway when it is needed.

      Also annoying is when they make a start menu group with only one icon, or with the app and the uninstall (which is centralized under add/remove programs anyway).

    5. Re:installed versus auto-start by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      If it doesn't auto-start then why should they pay a kick-back to the PC manufacturer?

      What, you think that software gets on those PC's out of the kindness of the manufacturer's heart? It's a shameless cash grab. Of course manufacturers will argue that this helps offset the price of computers which otherwise would be more expensive blah blah blah it's completely untrue because competition would still help keep prices down - but who can say no to "free" money. They have to image the hard drives anyway.

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    6. Re:installed versus auto-start by Script+Cat · · Score: 1

      The only reason to have your program start and consume memory and processor cycles all the time is to monitor your actions and send data home to daddy.

    7. Re:installed versus auto-start by VIPERsssss · · Score: 1

      I think they should be able to put any app in the system tray that they want.
      The catch is that they have to take a kick in the nuts every time they do.

      Also, additional kicks every time it places itself *back* in the system tray.
      I'm looking at you Quicktime. >:-(

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    8. Re:installed versus auto-start by dan_sdot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the assumption by software vendors that their software is so important that it should auto-start

      It is not exactly that they think their software is that important... it is a way of cheating.

      When they "auto-start" the app when the operating system loads, they are pre-loading some memory and executing some initialization. So then, when you go to start their program.... BAM! It pops up so quickly! What a great piece of software, it is so fast!!!

      And yes, this trick works on about 99% of users.

    9. Re:installed versus auto-start by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With you 100% here.

      I wouldn't be as concerned about the crud that gets installed on machines - after all, disc space is cheap - but for its insistence on autorunning at startup.

      I've put together a standard software bundle that installs a tolerable suite of applications for my outside-of-work teching, which manages to add merely two startup entries - these for Symantec Antivirus (which I'm prepared to accept as a necessary evil for uninitiated Windows users).

      Adobe Reader (which has been mentioned above) got onto my shitlist a while back with the insistance of not one but two startup entries, AND demanding a reboot for an update. Thanks for playing guys, now sod off.

      DVD players have been shuffled off (thanks to their planned obsolescence, and startup items) in favour of VLC.

      I'm sorry to say that I'm no longer recommending Spybot S&D except as a disinfection tool. I'm not keen on its 'protection' features, these seem a little top-heavy. However the bundle includes firefox + thunderbird + adblock plus, so I'm not seeing anywhere near as many infections as I used to under the dark days of IE6.

      CTFmon? No Jamaican guys playing capture the flag on my machines, no Sir.

      Java... srsly guys, go away. sc stop jqs && sc config jqs start= disabled.

      Nero - still installing v6 as the bloat well and truly set in after this.

      It's been a long haul, but I've now got a solid and reliable software bundle that provides a good spread of functionality and doesn't require loads of crud at startup. Plus, it all installs silently and doesn't require me to be present.

      I'd like there to be more open-source in the package, as it's raising the profile of OS amongst the people I work with. Can anyone suggest:

      [1] An alternative to Nero? Full-featured CD & DVD burning software, preferably with an acceptable GUI for less technical users?

      [2] An alternative to Paint Shop Pro? Currently I install v9, which is reasonably unbloated (despite the default explorer shell extension). Sorry, but I can't see my userbase working with a GIMP port.

      Bonus points to the above if they come with silent install routines.

    10. Re:installed versus auto-start by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      I don't need 100+ services all running in the background monitoring hardware and sucking up memory and processor slices so I get a popup "logo / splash screen / helper" saying "it looks like you inserted a piece of A4, do you want to print something" ?

      Agreed. You'd think they'd have learned from Clippy.

  25. Does Dell's small biz div sell to individuals? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Yep, if you want to avoid the crap build your own or order from a small business division

    But does Dell's small business division sell to individuals? Or does one need a formal business entity (e.g. partnership, corporation, or LLC) before they'll deal?

    1. Re:Does Dell's small biz div sell to individuals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone can buy.

    2. Re:Does Dell's small biz div sell to individuals? by QuoteMstr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed. Dell's business stuff is great. In founding my current company, my partner and I actually purchased $10,000 worth of Serious-Business-Level rackmount equipment as individuals. Dell doesn't care, which is just the way it should be.

    3. Re:Does Dell's small biz div sell to individuals? by jued0001 · · Score: 1

      I bought my home PC (Dell 400SC server) via their small business website 3+ years ago, but I don't think they differentiate between single users and actual businesses.

      http://www.gotapex.com/ also posts regular deals for Dell's Small Business website, which I think enforces that thought.

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    4. Re:Does Dell's small biz div sell to individuals? by Barny · · Score: 1

      Not sure about US consumer law, but here in Australia if you purchase either "as a business" or "business version" you are no longer protected as a consumer, you have no rights of warranty, no right to change your mind (and a whole lot of others too).

      Basically unless the supplier states they still have a warranty, if you don't actually ask, you may not be getting one. (yeah I know dell do specifically state about their business warranties and about their service plans)

      Not saying buying as a business is bad, it can get you some great bargains sometimes, but some retailers will take advantage of the fact if you start to become a problem customer.

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    5. Re:Does Dell's small biz div sell to individuals? by QuoteMstr · · Score: 1

      I'll add screwy consumer protection laws just below the Internet Panopticon under "reasons not to live in Australia". It's a shame. Is there any rational basis whatsoever for exempting "business" goods from consumer protection requirements?

    6. Re:Does Dell's small biz div sell to individuals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you buy a Chevy (or Honda or whatever), you'd better believe they are covered under different terms if for business use.

  26. iWork vs. MS Works by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 3, Interesting
    FTFA:

    But in other areas the MacBook merely mimics Windows' offerings: media software offers little functionality that isn't available elsewhere, and Apple's office applications can't compete with even Microsoft Works.

    I wonder if they've ever used the iWork suite? It can both read & save as MS Word/Excel/Powerpoint for the respective equivalent applications, which is something MS Works apparently can't do. I know this by the number of students I have to instruct to save their MS Works documents as RTFs so their instructors can view their papers.

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    1. Re:iWork vs. MS Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FTFA:

      But in other areas the MacBook merely mimics Windows' offerings: media software offers little functionality that isn't available elsewhere, and Apple's office applications can't compete with even Microsoft Works.

      I wonder if they've ever used the iWork suite? It can both read & save as MS Word/Excel/Powerpoint for the respective equivalent applications, which is something MS Works apparently can't do. I know this by the number of students I have to instruct to save their MS Works documents as RTFs so their instructors can view their papers.

      Except that iWork is not included with retail Macs (it is an extra-cost option when ordered online.) The only business-type software you get on a Mac by default is TextEdit, which is essentially equivalent to MS WordPad

      MS Works is often thrown in with home-market PCs at no charge, though a few would count it in the "crapware" category.

    2. Re:iWork vs. MS Works by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      Of course not. MS Works isn't intended to compete with Microsoft Office, particularly now that Office 2007 made their old student edition available to all customers as the Home and Student Edition for $149.99.

      Note: Home and Student Edition only includes Word, PowerPoint, and Excel. There is no Outlook, Access, etc...

      The naming of that edition is ironic, since students can now get Office 2007 Ultimate edition for $59.95 / £38.95.

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    3. Re:iWork vs. MS Works by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      It can both read & save as MS Word/Excel/Powerpoint for the respective equivalent applications, which is something MS Works apparently can't do.

      Not to mention versions of MS Office can not read & save MS Word/Excel/Powerpoint documents created by other versions of MS Word/Excel/Powerpoint documents without upgrading the machine after you purchase it. If both were ported to Linux I'd buy iWork.

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    4. Re:iWork vs. MS Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, i can easily say it can't be much worse than MS Excel 2008 for Mac, this is probably the biggest step back in usability I've ever encountered. I'm perfectly happy with Word 2008, and Powerpoint 2008 is better than PDFing a bunch of illustrator files together, barely. But Excel 2008 is nigh on unusable. Opening older files with several charts and lots of data... plan on getting a cup of coffee. It used to take less that 10s now and once open be nice and snappy. On the same computer, the same file gets opened and used long enough to convert to text and work outside of Excel. I've never been a fan of doing calculations in Excel, but sometimes that was just the fastest, easiest way to do something once. Not any more.

      And why take away the useful error bars you idiots. /end rant/

      Also, in response to some above comments, if Acrobat Reader is considered crapware, does Preview get counted as crapware on OSX? Only if loaded before use? That is seriously one of the most useful programs I've ever come across. I now use Acrobat when forced only.

      -sk

    5. Re:iWork vs. MS Works by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I've not met anyone (with an open mind) that thinks PowerPoint is better than Keynote. Granted, Excel and Word are still far ahead of anything Apple offers, (Pages is not a direct competitor to Word, and Numbers, or whatever it's called has a 20 year late start to Excel).

    6. Re:iWork vs. MS Works by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > The naming of that edition is ironic, since students can now get Office 2007 Ultimate edition for $59.95.

      Important differences. Home and Student Edition is just a name for branding purposes, anybody can use it. And if you buy it at retail you can legally install it on up to three machines. The EDU version you link to is an academic edition, notice the "valid .edu email address required" part. Looks like they have dropped the restrictions on use that used to be common to academic licensing though. Oh and you do have to pay another $13 if you need the install media.

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    7. Re:iWork vs. MS Works by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      The naming of that edition is ironic, since students can now get Office 2007 Ultimate edition for $59.95.

      Important differences. Home and Student Edition is just a name for branding purposes, anybody can use it. And if you buy it at retail you can legally install it on up to three machines. The EDU version you link to is an academic edition, notice the "valid .edu email address required" part. Looks like they have dropped the restrictions on use that used to be common to academic licensing though. Oh and you do have to pay another $13 if you need the install media.

      What is now the Home and Student Edition was just the Student Edition in Office 2003 and down, and required you to present the retailer with a valid student ID in order to buy it.

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  27. Crapware, you say? by Aphoxema · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A shame I can't comment on the subject, I just install Ubuntu...

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    1. Re:Crapware, you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A shame I can't comment on the subject, I just install Ubuntu...

      Is it lonely up there on your pedestal?

    2. Re:Crapware, you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      urcool!

    3. Re:Crapware, you say? by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      Terribly.

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  28. First Actions by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

    First I format the drive.

    Then I install an OS copy that I got from Microsoft

    Then I install the drivers I d/l from the machine site.

    And I make an image (in case the app install fails badly).

    I install the basic applications I use.

    I make the recovery image.

    Once in a while I format the drive and re-image using the recovery image.

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  29. Apple crapware? by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    I am baffled by this paragraph from the Apple review:

    But in other areas the MacBook merely mimics Windows' offerings: media software offers little functionality that isnt available elsewhere, and Apple's office applications can't compete with even Microsoft Works.

    Are they complaining that the Mac can do some things that Windows can do too? Are they ignoring nice features of iTunes like the Store, Genius, sharing, podcast subscriptions, and online radio?

    And how exactly does iWork fail to compete with Microsoft Works? Keynote is great presentation software. Pages is a solid word processor / page layout application. And Numbers can do common spreadsheet stuff. (Although its chart capabilities are pretty useless, at least in the '08 version I use.)

    1. Re:Apple crapware? by John+Hasler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > And how exactly does iWork fail to compete with Microsoft Works?

      By not being bug-for-bug identical (and if it was it would be dismissed as "a mere clone"). To these people to "compete" is do exactly the same thing in the same way. They'd claim Ford and Chevrolet don't compete because their cars have gas caps on opposite sides.

      And the fact that there is a vast amount of software available for Linux and the Mac that is not available for Windows is irrelevant to them because they can't imagine anyone ever wanting to run any software not available for Windows.

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    2. Re:Apple crapware? by bidule · · Score: 1

      I've used Numbers '08 and it's hellishly slow. Mind you, half of my cells have conditional formatting of the simplest kind (the only you can do). It is acceptable for a first version, and I'm hoping by '10 they'll have it solved.

      But the approach taken in both Pages and Numbers is more natural than what Excel got us used to.

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  30. Recovery DVD by tepples · · Score: 4, Informative

    When you order a computer with OS installation media, do those CD's / DVD's install the crapware as well, or just the basic OS?

    Some of them come with a "recovery" DVD that repartitions the hard drive and ghosts the preinstalled operating system and crapware back on. (In fact, that's how they're set up.)

    1. Re:Recovery DVD by sootman · · Score: 1

      Yup. I got a nice little used (1.6 GHz Celeron is a hint of its age) HP Slimline PC and so I used the restore tool which copied over the system as it was shipped from the D: drive. I spent over an hour (I timed it) removing countless crap (about 2/3 of it games) and besides how long it takes--Add/Remove Programs, remove, yes I'm sure, no I don't want to keep my settings, yes I'm aware this will lower the quality of my life, wait for it to uninstall, go back to Add/Remove programs, wait for it to redraw the list, scroll to wherever I was, repeat--there were plenty of "orphans" left over where removing an app (that evidently was part of a bundle) made it so Windows couldn't remove another piece.

      Once cleaned, though, it was a nice little system.

      On a Mac, all you have to do is drag the iWork demo to the trash. :-)

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    2. Re:Recovery DVD by clockt · · Score: 1

      HP are good at this: they shipped my DC7900s with Vista installed and a recovery partition, but include an XP downgrade and media in the box. They don't include the backup manager on the install disks though - you have to ring them and beg for it.

      If you run the recovery media, it wipes the drive and reformats it without the recovery partition. Your system is restored, but not to the state it was in when you bought it, but to someone else's idea of a good time.

      You can boot from the XP media and start to install from it, but you get the BSOD when it tries to write to the SATA drive. If you set it to IDE emulation it installs, but if you set it back to SATA when you've finished (including the latest firmware and drivers) it won't boot. If you nLite it and include the ICH10 drivers it installs fine, but then you can't activate Windows because downgrades don't include a licence to use the software that came in the box: you have to use the recovery media and install all the crapware and then cut it out afterwards.

      Boot times were 50% slower than a bare XP install and the subsequent image is 1.5GB larger and god knows what vulnerabilities it still has because of the latent garbage left behind that I got tired of hunting down and killing.

      They call these Business PCs as well - I'd hate to see what the consumer line is like...

    3. Re:Recovery DVD by Pikkebaas · · Score: 1

      This was addressed in a post already. Dell is the only one I know of that ships with a clean windows installation disc.

  31. Cross Platform by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

    In my experience, every Windows OEM machine is on some level its own platform.

  32. Mac crapware by edxwelch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > 2. Buy a Mac and never worry about crapware again.

    Unfortunately, it does come with some crapware: iTunes

    1. Re:Mac crapware by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with iTunes? I actually prefer it over any of the alternatives I've tried.

    2. Re:Mac crapware by Phleg · · Score: 1

      Great, you hate iTunes. So drag it to the Trash and it's gone. Totally.

      Find me an uninstall process that simple for anything bundled with your PC.

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    3. Re:Mac crapware by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      > 2. Buy a Mac and never worry about crapware again.

      Unfortunately, it does come with some crapware: iTunes

      Which isn't running until you start it.

      The point of the article was that the 'crapware' was only instances where the presence and loading of additional / unnecessary software causes a performance hit. iTunes doesn't fall into this category.

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  33. WTF: slashdot popups? by aibohphobia · · Score: 1

    [I usually post AC, but I'm making an exception for this.]

    Did anyone else get a pop-up from hardware.slashdot.org with a 100x100 image hosted on suitesmart.com saying "We are conducting a research survey on this site. You will be invited to participate when you leave. Please do not close this window."

    Is that some kind of joke related to the story?

    1. Re:WTF: slashdot popups? by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

      You are a lucky guy! Go out and by a lottery ticket NOW!

      Or just install Adblock Plus.

  34. I just bought an HP laptop by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I just bought an HP laptop, and these are the observations I have to make.

    Bundled software isn't entirely bad. Bundled software that runs automatically is. I will disable this, although even so I might not uninstall it. The first thing I did was make the HP toolbar not run every time the computer boots up.

    If it doesn't run automatically, and it performs some useful feature (DVD burning, for instance) which I'll probably use in the future, I'll leave it installed unless or until such a time comes where I try to use it and discover it doesn't work very well or there are better free alternatives. It's just taking disk space. I'm more concerned with RAM and processor use.

    If it's something I'll never use, yeah, just uninstall it now.

    However, all in all, it's a new computer, and I'm not at all worried about disk space yet. So as long as it's not running, I'm not too worried about it. Sure, in a few years I may begin to run low on disk space, but at that point I'll be better able to determine whether or not I actually need the software anyway – did I use it between now and then?

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    1. Re:I just bought an HP laptop by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      The problem is not a disk space issue. Rather, this software tends to be crappy at best. I'm worried about the shit it leaves behind when you uninstall it.

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    2. Re:I just bought an HP laptop by Sorny · · Score: 1

      Never used a Mac I guess?

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    3. Re:I just bought an HP laptop by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Fun anecdote:
      One of my current favorite computers right now is a Compaq. (Compaqs are just like HPs, but for some reason HP is maintaining both brands.)
      Anyhow, a few months back, a (legit) anti-malware program got installed onto the machine. It flagged three programs that came with the system as malware.
      The programs did get removed. I don't get Compaq pop-up ads anymore...
      Now, if only corporations would stop bundling in programs that are designed to self-destruct in 90 days!

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    4. Re:I just bought an HP laptop by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Macs don't have a BIOS per se.

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    5. Re:I just bought an HP laptop by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      but for some reason HP is maintaining both brands

            It's called marketing. The Compaq name is well known as a brand, and HP would be silly to just drop it. Not every person with "Compaq" in their head would suddenly switch to HP if the brand was killed - some would buy machines from other manufacturers, so they'd effectively lose market share.

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    6. Re:I just bought an HP laptop by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1
      Irrelevant, since he said

      I have yet to encounter any PC maker with a software update checker that could handle upgrading the BIOS...

      nice try on the trolling though, seriously.

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    7. Re:I just bought an HP laptop by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Now, if only corporations would stop bundling in programs that are designed to self-destruct in 90 days!

      And set some of their other programs TO self-destruct in 90 days.

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    8. Re:I just bought an HP laptop by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Macs are PCs, technically...

      okay, I'll stop.

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    9. Re:I just bought an HP laptop by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      I know, and I knew when I posted that someone would mention it. But especially now with the whole "I'm a Mac, I'm a PC" adverts on... the terminology has become established.

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  35. Define "Crapware." by Crash+Culligan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It can be said that Apples are among the smoothest running out of the box, but does that really mean there's no crap? This line of reasoning begs the definition of "crapware," and the #1 response would be "stuff you don't need on your computer." It doesn't have to slow it down, it doesn't have to have an enormous memory footprint when it's running or a huge disk footprint when it isn't, it just has to be stuff you don't need. And depending who you are, that can be quite a lot.

    Have you ever used iWeb? iDVD? Some would consider the whole iLife to be crapware because they plan to get higher-end, more professional applications through which to vent their creativity. And if they're thinking about office use, they're likely to go the route of Microsoft Office / OpenOffice, so bang goes Pages, Numbers, and Keynote. Do you ever plan to serve web pages up from your laptop? (Well, I do, but then again, look where I'm posting.) You probably don't need that install of Apache or PHP. Not planning on doing any software development? Yes, XCode is an optional install and not part of the standard kit, but you've still got perl, ruby, python, pico, vi, emacs, and more shells, libraries, and frameworks than you'll ever need nestled down in /usr/local. Have a digital music library already? Then you might also have a preferred player, and probably won't want iTunes to re-rip it into that silly AAC format. A lot of people despise Quicktime on general principle. And a lot of people still eschew Safari for Firefox despite its HTML5 support.

    It all depends on your definition of "crapware." It's all assembled and designed by the mother company, so it's integrated so perfectly that you're never bothered by it if you never use it, but if you dig, you'll find something that'll fit the description.

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    1. Re:Define "Crapware." by shadow349 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This line of reasoning begs the definition of "crapware," and the #1 response would be "stuff you don't need on your computer." It doesn't have to slow it down, it doesn't have to have an enormous memory footprint when it's running or a huge disk footprint when it isn't, it just has to be stuff you don't need. And depending who you are, that can be quite a lot.

      By that definition, the "crapware" winner would have to be most Linux distros. With the exception of machines that are set up for development / production environment, do you honestly think that most people go through each package, one-by-one to determine their need or do they just select the "Desktop" option (for example)?

      The last installation I did had somewhere near 1000 packages and I would put money down that I, as a "power user", have used less than 100 of them. They are there, though, in case I ever need them since disk space is cheap and that really is the only cost for them.

    2. Re:Define "Crapware." by rsborg · · Score: 1

      Have you ever used iWeb? iDVD? Some would consider the whole iLife to be crapware because they plan to get higher-end, more professional applications through which to vent their creativity.

      Seriously, you consider iDVD to be crapware? It's useful in making DVDs, my wife uses it all the time. Crapware is NOT things like WordPad (which according to you should be crapware because everyone buys Word anyway, right?), crapware is, according to Google:

      # Bundled software, commonly known as software bundles or bundleware, is the practice of including several related games or other software into a single package. Poor quality software bundles are usually referred to in a derogatory manner as shovelware. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crapware

      # Software that is useless or of poor quality en.wiktionary.org/wiki/crapware

      # Adware, Spyware, malware, browser hijackers, unwanted advertising popups that can appear even when not online. www.aami.org/resources/glossaries/itworld/Glossary-C.html

      Apple does have nag/crapware (mobileme, Quicktime nagging, maybe iWeb) but it's miniscule compared to what you see on other manufacturers.

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    3. Re:Define "Crapware." by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Crapware: A piece of software with the unmistakable stench of uselessness, non-standardness, effort-reduplication, needless self-promotion, incompleteness, and some windows programmer in Taiwan who really should have known better.

    4. Re:Define "Crapware." by rsborg · · Score: 1

      Hate to reply to myself, but just thought of this: If iWeb were crapware, would it really have over 5000 users who actually go out of their way to say they use the software? It has more hits than Dreamweaver, or even another bundled app, iChat, which is definitely not useless (I use iChat so my daughter can see and talk to both her Grandmas).

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    5. Re:Define "Crapware." by redJag · · Score: 1

      Are you saying MobileMe is nagware because when you first install the OS it asks you once if you want to try a 30 day trial? I'd consider nagware something that persistently nags you, not something that alerts you to its existence once, unless I am missing something about MobileMe. As for Quicktime, I think you are talking about the standard vs Pro version? That recently went away with Quicktime 10.0.. they're all "pro" now for free, I believe.

    6. Re:Define "Crapware." by bughunter · · Score: 1

      Have you ever used iWeb? iDVD? Some would consider the whole iLife to be crapware because they plan to get higher-end, more professional applications through which to vent their creativity.

      No, I don't use those, but they don't load automatically on startup, either.

      You're confusing "amateur" with "crap." Some software is perfectly adequate for laypeople to do basic things, like manage photos, make DVDs of their babys barfing on Grandpa, or fiddling with sampled audio. They may seem like crap to you but they're fun for other folks. If you don't use them, however, they sit on the hard drive and do nothing more than occupy otherwise useful storage space. All that is necessary to delete them is to go into the Applications folder, and delete their directories. [I especially recommend this for Garage Band non-users, as its audio sample files take up over a GB of disk space.]

      Other software is installed solely to entice a new computer purchaser to subscribe to an online service, habitually visit an ad-driven website, or buy a full version... and this software all launches at startup, delaying the availability and usability of the computer after power-on, and is difficult to remove. This is 'crapware.' Also known as 'crapplets,' or in my house, 'goddamn AOL.'

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    7. Re:Define "Crapware." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, and apple makes its so hard to just drag one icon to the trash and have the whole program and components be trashed instantly. 1 click... try that on a acer, or hp.

    8. Re:Define "Crapware." by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      There are many, many commands (programs) in the bash shell that I've never used- probably I never will. And the same goes for the programs in various (gui) linux distros.

      But all that is beside the point since tfa was about oem's installing crap over the standard windows install; since apple is their own hardware supplier, it's hard to draw a line between MS shipping with IE and then Dell adding google desktop vs apple shipping with both safari and spotlight to begin with.

      My definition of crapware is software that starts at boot or login, which wastes my time, and (especially) trials that pop up reminders unbidden. Antivirus is terrible for this. In that respect, apple does so-so: nothing except finder, daemons, and a 'would you like to tour os x' stuff starts on login , although in all honesty startup is slowed tremendously by the slow-ass HDD's apple uses in even their pro lineup.

      One thing I would like to add here is that one time when i bough a mac mini for a friend from best buy, it came loaded with a bunch of best buy crapware loaded on it. I still don't know to this day if that is stand from BB or if I somehow ended up with a display mode. Either way, I had to reinstall os x twice to get it all off (the first time I messed up and chose upgrade or something instead of wiping the drive).

      -b

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    9. Re:Define "Crapware." by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      Well if we're going down that path, then don't forget to mention all that other crapware in windows like calculator and notepad!

      The only legit 'crapware' I've seen on macs is the iLife trial. Fortunately it's a lot easier to remove (even multiple apps at once!) by just dragging it to the trash. No need to go through a list of uninstallers.

    10. Re:Define "Crapware." by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

      Crapware isn't "anything that won't be used by 100% of users." I'd say crapware is "software that was pre-installed, not because it was deemed to be the best for the user, but because the manufacturer was paid to put it on there."

    11. Re:Define "Crapware." by musicalmicah · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, none of the bundled Apple software runs in the background or extends the length of boot time. Hence, not crapware. Moreover, it's all INCREDIBLY easy to remove: click and drag into your trash can. Even Joe End User can do that.

    12. Re:Define "Crapware." by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Rather than just counting the number of packages, it is important to consider how much of a burden they are on your system just by being installed.

      At the most basic level a program has at least one associated file (the .exe), usually more. Most extra files don't tend to slow down a system much, but certain types do. For example, every extra font makes the font chooser dialogue take a little bit longer to open and to eat a little bit more memory for previews etc. Extra icons on the desktop/dock/start menu all have to be loaded into memory from disk. Extra context menu items all have to be loaded every time you right click on a file.

      That kind of thing is true under any OS. I have yet to see one that really gives the average user much control over what programs are allowed to install. If the user wants/needs to install Adobe Reader then they should be able to choose what icons it places where and if it is allowed to set up a background task that makes it load a bit faster at the expense of slowing the entire computer down. Both Windows and MacOS just ask you once if it's okay to run an installer.

      To come back to the parents point, I think it's fair to say that Linux is particularly bad for stuff that loads at boot time. For example, it seems that rather than trying to pair up hardware it can detect with an appropriate driver it simply loads every driver going and has them each individually probe for supported devices. Even LiveCD distros which you might expect to be streamlined a bit often load pointless stuff like a software RAID driver which then runs its own little benchmarks to decide which level of optimisation to use (how about just querying what the CPU supports?)

      It's a shame because it has been demonstrated that Linux can load pretty fast when carefully engineered to, but all the mainstream distros seem to go out of their way to load everything including the kitchen sink.

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    13. Re:Define "Crapware." by arikol · · Score: 1

      Agreed.
      At least partly :)

      It does depend on what you are going to do.
      I see Safari as an emergency browser, and only use a part of the iLife suite.
      Apache and PHP are optional installs on offer as are most of the libraries for software development.

      Quicktime works fine on Mac, but who really uses it?

      Some of this may be defined as crapware, but if you need any of it then these are properly functioning, real programs.
      Not like the awful halfbaked demo crapwares on most Win machines (I sold and fixed those for a while, so annoying to use out of the box..)

    14. Re:Define "Crapware." by gobbo · · Score: 1

      the #1 response would be "stuff you don't need on your computer." It doesn't have to slow it down, it doesn't have to have an enormous memory footprint when it's running or a huge disk footprint when it isn't, it just has to be stuff you don't need.

      Maybe, or maybe the #1 response would be "intrusive software that clutters things up or gets in the way or tries to sell you stuff" -- so in that sense apache, php, pico, etc. wouldn't be, since they aren't running until you tell them to, and stay invisible to the GUI. You're splitting hairs and making a practical definition useless.

      Have you ever used iWeb? iDVD? Some would consider the whole iLife to be crapware because they plan to get higher-end, more professional applications through which to vent their creativity. And if they're thinking about office use, they're likely to go the route of Microsoft Office / OpenOffice, so bang goes Pages, Numbers, and Keynote.

      "Some" perhaps, more like the exception that proves the rule. The vast majority of us pro creative types don't mind having the iLife apps around, the same way a carpenter doesn't always use a nail gun. Some jobs just want something simple and very quick, and some of us separate family snaps into iPhoto and keep the work stuff in Lightroom, e.g.

      iTunes will rip to mp3. Quicktime provides important basic media functions and yet can be ignored or easily replaced (but I know quite a few video pros who use it like a swiss army knife, myself included).

      The iWork trialware is different -- I think that qualifies as crapware, as any preloaded trialware is.

      Being useful software doesn't make it immune from the crapware label, I suppose. The shite that toshiba puts on its laptops to run the hardware, for instance, seems useful at first... until you realize it gets in the way and sucks ram and cycles, doesn't work as advertised, and crashes regularly. That tips it over into crapware land out of the grey zone.

    15. Re:Define "Crapware." by gobbo · · Score: 1

      Are you saying MobileMe is nagware because when you first install the OS it asks you once if you want to try a 30 day trial?

      The whole mobileme - idisk setup on Macs is definitely crapware to me, because that idisk icon is in the sidebar after you reject it, and numerous other networking related places in the GUI. It doesn't compare to booting up a fresh budget Acer, but it's definitely intrusive advertising clutter.

    16. Re:Define "Crapware." by Graff · · Score: 1

      The whole mobileme - idisk setup on Macs is definitely crapware to me, because that idisk icon is in the sidebar after you reject it

      Um, drag it off the sidebar and it disappears without a whimper. You could also go Finder->Preferences->Sidebar and uncheck iDisk. It's not like you have to jump through hoops to get rid of the icon.

      As for it appearing in other spots there are very few places that iDisk and MobileMe appear. I think there's a button in iPhoto and a PreferencePane in System Preferences. It's really not that in-your-face.

    17. Re:Define "Crapware." by gobbo · · Score: 1

      As for it appearing in other spots there are very few places that iDisk and MobileMe appear. I think there's a button in iPhoto and a PreferencePane in System Preferences. It's really not that in-your-face.

      Well, you're right, the mobileme-iDisk feature of OSX isn't terrible if you don't want to pay apple's extortion rates, merely irritating. Shows up in Mail, pesters during setup, a few other places, preferences here preferences there etc. You know what? That's just like other crapware on windows!

      Most of the beginner users I support on Macs wind up with it permanently in the finder sidebar, which is very confusing when they click on it by accident and don't understand what's happening. That = crapware as it's intrusive and useless.

      It tips farther over into crapware-land in the sense that it's merely a webdav function that apple has made difficult to use with anything other than their proprietary service, thus obstructing some functions that could be easily opened up to other open standard based services.

    18. Re:Define "Crapware." by Graff · · Score: 1

      Shows up in Mail, pesters during setup, a few other places, preferences here preferences there etc. You know what? That's just like other crapware on windows!

      Most of the beginner users I support on Macs wind up with it permanently in the finder sidebar, which is very confusing when they click on it by accident and don't understand what's happening. That = crapware as it's intrusive and useless.

      I looked for a good 5 minutes in Mail and didn't see any references to MobileMe or iDisk. When I searched through Mail's Help all I found were the usual references on how to access your MobileMe mail account, about the same as accessing other services such as Microsoft Exchange, Google, and Yahoo Mail. If Mail has anything about MobileMe it certainly isn't in-your-face.

      Yes, iDisk is on the sidebar by default and it can be a pain if you are a clueless user who doesn't know how to remove it. However, that sort of user most likely has a LOT more problems because the iDisk icon is so easily removed. In fact if you go to Help and type "remove idisk icon" the third item is "About the sidebar". Click on that and it gives detailed instructions on how to customize the sidebar. Google "remove idisk icon" and the first few links tell you how to remove it. Anyone who can't do this simple task has serious problems using many computer features.

      Are there several references to iDisk and MobileMe built-into Mac OS? Sure there are, just like Google, Microsoft, and other big players all have references to other services they own. It's a matter of opinion, of course, but I feel that there are few enough references to iDisk and MobileMe to seriously qualify as "crapware".

    19. Re:Define "Crapware." by gobbo · · Score: 1

      huh, guess you didn't read my reply.

  36. Re:2 Simple solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, Adobe suite and some of Microsoft Office are ported, but some businesses

    Full stop. This is about consumer grade stuff. No business is going to order a pre-crapwared laptop from Acer and use it with everything still on there. I know you tried hard to get your pro-Microsoft troll out there, but it's completely off topic.

  37. Re:2 Simple solutions by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You fail to understand how cheap some businesses are.

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  38. Geek Squad Ripoff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was standing in Best Buy line one day at the computer desk. They were buying a brand new laptop (forgot the brand), but they got the complete upsale from the Geek Squad guy. Basically he told them that yes they could buy the laptop for the listed price, but that it would be unusable because of all the junk on it. They would need to pay geek squad another $149 to take the computer and clean up all the junk that comes with it to make it usable. And the poor people had to do it... They had no idea what to do or uninstall, and were being told that if they didnt do it then the computer would be near unusable.

    Sadly the geek squad guy was close to the truth. A new computer that isn't cleaned is booting slower, using more memory, and running slower than it should be. It just was wrong that it was necessary for the unskilled user to have to pay $149 on top of the cost of the device... I thought about jumping in and telling them it was a rip off, but then I'd have had to deal with it....

    1. Re:Geek Squad Ripoff by secretcurse · · Score: 1

      It's only 30 bucks to remove the crapware. For $149 they were also buying a year's worth of antivirus and anti-spyware software and having it installed and properly configured to run scans as often as the customer would like. I used to work for Geek Squad, and for customers that don't know anything about computers, it's worth every penny. Otherwise they will be coming back over and over for virus removal, which is an astronomical $199.

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    2. Re:Geek Squad Ripoff by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      What antivirus?

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  40. How many clicks? by halll7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's some irony in the fact that you have to hit this website over 20 times in order to read the article...

  41. Re:2 Simple solutions by Vectronic · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...and a partition in a shares tree...

    It's true that most Linux disros come with a lot of excess apps, however, they are very rarely running by default, so its just using hard drive space, not much else.

  42. Because you forgot to count by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    OS X + everything inside the application folder.

  43. Here is how you do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You call up support to start a return process explaining very carefully what is on the machine that you did not order. Tech support might try and walk you through the removal process. Don't let them. You didn't break it, you shouldn't fix it. If they offer to send a tech out to fix it. Fine. Otherwise their only option is return. Don't pay shipping (either way). Don't take "no" for an answer (dispute the charge - take screen shots of your order and the crapware as all the proof you need).

    The way to deal with corporations is to simply be a bigger asshole than even they could possibly imagine.

  44. Re:2 Simple solutions by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

    Sure, Adobe suite and some of Microsoft Office are ported, but some businesses

    Full stop. This is about consumer grade stuff. No business is going to order a pre-crapwared laptop from Acer and use it with everything still on there. I know you tried hard to get your pro-Microsoft troll out there, but it's completely off topic.

    If we're addressing consumers only, it becomes much easier:

    Don't buy a Mac if you intend to play games... unless you are techy enough to dual-boot your Mac.

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  45. Re:2 Simple solutions by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

    Install Windows 7 FREE from MSDNAA and never worry about crapware again.

  46. I'll tell you who by snarfies · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who installs the most crapware?

    My mother does.

    1. Re:I'll tell you who by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn! You beat me to it. I was gonna say, "My Wife!"

    2. Re:I'll tell you who by bigtoy · · Score: 1

      Who installs the most crapware?

      My mother does.

      You beat me too it! I was going to say "Your Mother!!"

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    3. Re:I'll tell you who by that+IT+girl · · Score: 5, Funny

      But she needs three different Emoticon Buddy programs, software for a dozen spyware-riddled, kitschy games websites, and four different antivirus trials! And dammit, if you delete them off, she's going to put them right back on as soon as you leave, because what good is this computer thingy without dancing smiley faces in emails??

      *cough* Er, sorry. I'm putting the chainsaw down now.

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    4. Re:I'll tell you who by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      LOL, yes, true... although I've pretty well trained my mother not to install anything. To the point where she calls me when it says she needs to update Flash... oh well, at least she only lives 3 blocks away.

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    5. Re:I'll tell you who by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      That's funny, I was just about to post a comment that said, "Your mom."

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    6. Re:I'll tell you who by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DAD??!?

    7. Re:I'll tell you who by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      You married his mother?

  47. That's what I did.... by Hasai · · Score: 1

    That's what I did.
    Then I installed SLED-11.
    ];)

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  48. I do! by maxwells+daemon · · Score: 2, Funny

    On Fedora core 8. I have installed so much crap I am afraid to upgrade my operating system!

  49. Re:Apple. Definitely Apple by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

    Many common eople claiming that Apple machines never get viruses. So your chances of infection is pretty low.

  50. Re:2 Simple solutions by tepples · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't buy a Mac if you intend to play games

    I thought that's what iTunes was for: loading games onto an iPodendo.

  51. Just image 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having spent three years as the sysadmin for a high school, plenty of Dell OptiPlexen and Latitudes went through my office before being send to their final destination somewhere in the school. My procedure: physically set up, start up, and image with the school district's standard no-nonsense XP image. I jokingly referred to Dell's base image as a "massive Dell advertisement".

    I had one user who snubbed her new school-owned laptop from the mailroom before I could get to it, then refused to let me install my "crap" [the image] on it. Needless to say, she was begging for an image within a month or two...

  52. One app to rule them all by Krneki · · Score: 1

    Hijackthis. http://free.antivirus.com/hijackthis/

    Nuff' said.

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  53. Re:2 Simple solutions by jgtg32a · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sounds like you opted for the minimal install version

  54. Re:2 Simple solutions by oldspewey · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think this thread really needs a geek version of the twelve days of Christmas. I'll start:

    On the first screen of install Linux gave to me ...

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  55. Samsung has it right by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Informative

    My Samsung netbook is the only computer I've ever purchased which did not compel me to reinstall Windows due to pre-loaded crapware.

    The only stuff that runs by default is useful power-management software and a trial of VirusScan. I really hope Samsung continues to make netbooks and other mobile devices. They are a breath of fresh air.

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  56. Fastest way to remove ALL 'rubbish' from any PC: by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1
  57. Try to remember by symbolset · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A bare Windows install isn't like Ubuntu or a Mac. It comes with only one browser, no way to play DVD's, no audio editor, no productivity applications. It doesn't even have an antivirus that we need Windows users to have from the start so as to delay their inevitable pwndom. It doesn't have shared repositories with thousands of free applications for every need. The poor users need some help bootstrapping from that to a useful platform, and the OEMs are driven to serve that need.

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    1. Re:Try to remember by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      You only NEED one browser, and AFAIK, the OEMs don't include anything better anyway. And the usual antivirus program is worse than most viruses. I have no problem if they include DVD software, MS Office, Quicken, or other stuff. I DO have a problem with some of the spyware/adware that auto-starts that I've seen on some boxes *coughHP*uncough*.

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  58. Re:2 Simple solutions by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

    Apple for my laptops, and Linux for my servers.

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  59. HP is the worst of the big brands by m.dillon · · Score: 2, Informative

    HP installs so much crap our machines often stop booting entirely, take well over 5 minutes to reach a desktop, and perform poorly once they are up. And they install so much junk it's almost impossible to properly remove and clean it out. I've stopped buying *anything* HP because of that. It just isn't worth the frustration.

    -Matt

    1. Re:HP is the worst of the big brands by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I just bought an HP laptop and I must say I haven't had anywhere near that bad an experience with it.

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    2. Re:HP is the worst of the big brands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's really precious is HP having those 1 drive "RAIDs" that require you to install the RAID driver that's not included in XP. So boot up nlite, slipstream the driver, burn ISO, install like normally. Hopefully you didn't fuck it up.

      Vista and 7 are much more forgiving on the drivers, partially because they don't need floppies, but also because their included selection is quite large. We're an XP shop though, so we have to go with that.

  60. REFURBISHED Dell's are crapware free. by GuyFawkes · · Score: 1

    In the past year I have bought two Dell Studio 1737 laptops from http://www.uklaptops.co.uk/
    (no relationship other than a happy customer)

    The refurb industry is pretty much based upon new laptops "distance sold" that are returned to the vendor unused for various reasons.

    The refurb companies of course do not have any deals with Adobe / Google etc, so you get a vanilla install of Windows (Vista Ultimate on both of my Studio's) plus of course the appropriate Dell drivers, and that's it.

    The first thing I did was re-partition and do an dual boot install of OpenSuse (OpenSuse handles the 1920 x 1200 screens on the Studio better than any other distro).

    This methods has got me two basically brand new Dells, with zero crapware, for slightly less than half Dell price, what's not to like?

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  61. Just as useless even when it doesn't suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crapware is just as useless, and even more frustrating, when it's something that's actually desirable. My Sony VAIO, for instance, came with the excellent (if a bit old) game Age of Empires II pre-installed amidst the Quicken trials and proprietary desktop-managing garbage. But hopefully you don't get too attached to the game -- since you never installed it, you can never reinstall it, so if the installation gets corrupted you can't fix it without nuking your whole system and using the factory restore disc. And if you need the disk space temporarily, good luck uninstalling it and then reinstalling later. Hell, you can't even move it to a different partition. You might as well not even have the game.

    1. Re:Just as useless even when it doesn't suck by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      or just find the torrent... but oh wait downloading a copy of something you already own/have a license to is illegal, and you'd have to pay a $20 million dollar fine...

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  62. Dell Inspiron by spacemky · · Score: 1

    I bought a 600-dollar-is Dell Inspiron this week with Windows 7. It had about 3 full pages of factory-installed crapware. Took a good amount of time to uninstall all the garbage. Most I've seen in a long time.

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  63. Download Microsoft "autorun" and turn stuff off by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative

    Autorun, by Mark Russinovich at Microsoft, gives you a complete checklist of everything that's started at bootup or login. With checkboxes that turn it off. This is worth running just to see what's in there. You may turn too much off and break something, but you can run Autorun again and turn it back on.

    There's plenty of stuff worth turning off, like those useless programs that keep polling to see if Adobe Acrobat or Sun Java came out with a new version. Some of those programs are too aggressive, too. Adobe's poller seems to try to re-associate PDF files with Acrobat, after I'd changed the ".pdf" association to launch Sumatra PDF.

    It's annoying that even legitimate updaters seldom schedule themselves as periodic tasks, which Windows does well and which have no overhead when they're not running. No, they have to have their own little executable in memory.

  64. Re:2 Simple solutions by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

    two desktop environments, three word processors, four web browsers, and a whole bunch of image editors, system utilities, file managers

    And I still can't run Internet Explorer.

  65. That website is crapware by FireballFreddy · · Score: 1

    Seriously, navigating that story was absolutely painful. Would it have been so difficult to add "Next" or an arrow or something so you could read it like, oh I don't know, an actual piece of news?

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    1. Re:That website is crapware by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      It is hard to take a site seriously that is evaluating technology when the authors can't even demonstrate a decent grasp of technology via their web design. I think that was the most optimized ad-generating web layout of any site I've been to in the past month. I read through the entire thing, and probably generated $1000 for the site.

  66. HP printers by br00tus · · Score: 1

    I usually use Linux, but I have a Windows PC and have had to install the drivers for an HP printer/scanner on the Windows PC (in fact, I had to do this for someone else with an HP printer/scanner and Windows PC as well). I know how to install a printer driver on Windows but know little about scanners, so I just let the HP CD install the drivers. It literally took more than half an hour each time, I don't even remember how long it took, and I had to keep coming back and clicking "OK" for this or that. It installed a ton of crap, photo-albums and other junk I will never use - I just use Gimp. You'd think I was hooking my PC up to a satellite dish on the roof or something for how long it takes to connect a damned printer/scanner.

    1. Re:HP printers by JaCKeL+1.0 · · Score: 1

      My friend, you named the very worst of all. HP printers, Scanners and Cameras install the most intrusive, useless crapwares that also bundle spyware to report to HP your printing habits and other stuff like the ink provenance and useage ... I've seen PC with more than 100mg of memory affected by all the junck a small HP inkjet printer installed.

    2. Re:HP printers by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      The HP driver discs never cease to amaze me either. In addition to bundling their own, utterly craptacular software with them (perhaps to avoid paying Arcsoft or something?), there's just WAY too much of it. I mean, is there any reason why a driver install download should be over 300MB? And yes, there are some multifunction drivers that are that size. I mean, the BASIC, "DRIVER-ONLY" installers are like 45 at best. And then when they actually do install, there's like 9 or 10 devices that get added to the device manager. I mean seriously, does HP have a company policy against writing drivers that *DON'T* suck?

      By contrast, my Canon MP970 is about the best machine I have ever owned. The driver download package is 14MB (and works for 2000, XP, Vista, and 7; the 64-bit version is 20MB). It installs exactly three pieces of hardware into my device manager: a printer, a scanner, and a card reader. The bundled software on the disc is actually halfway decent as far as bundled apps go (A full versions of Arcsoft PhotoImpression and a basic-but-quite-functional version of Omnipage, plus color spaces for Photoshop and an app to manage on the network), are all 100% optional to install, and NONE of them start with your machine? I know I sound like a Canon rep or a troll or something and I'm sorry, but Canon has got the installation procedure correct.

  67. Re:2 Simple solutions by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

    ...and a partridge in a pear treeeeeee!

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  68. Re:2 Simple solutions by negRo_slim · · Score: 1

    No buttons AND mobile phone quality games?

    Who needs a computer or console now!

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  69. Re:2 Simple solutions by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

    And lose compatibility with many applications and newer peripherals, the majority of which are made for Windows and possibly Mac.

    s/newer/older/ and you might have a point. Maybe.

  70. Re:What A Fucking Stupid Question !!! by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    and exploitation of others.

          I guess it has never occurred to you that those "exploited" people are actually happy to have a job making laptops and clothing, because it sure as hell beats working in a field and farming rice.

          Developing nations work this way - they start out as agricultural. Eventually they get around to building enough infrastructure to be able to educate their population and move them around. Usually the next industry to move in after agriculture is textiles, since it requires relatively little skill. But eventually since the economy starts picking up (because all those women being "exploited" by the textile industry now have take home pay that can be added to hubby's income that he gets driving trucks around (no one wants to work in the fields anymore) and too much money starts chasing scarce commodities. Standards of living rise, but inflation sets in, and suddenly no one can afford a textile mill anymore. But by that time a whole slew of other industries have arrived - construction, communications, technology, healthcare. And suddenly your undeveloped country is a developing nation, and eventually a developed one that can no longer afford to produce basic things, and has to import from elsewhere.

          This is called economics. Something a communist like yourself can never understand. There will ALWAYS be regional differences in price, and thus there will always be profit to be had in making something where it's cheap, and selling it where it's expensive.

          If I offer you a glass of water or a diamond in the middle of the desert, which one will you chose? How about next to a clean freshwater lake? There's nothing WRONG with this. It's human nature.

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  71. Mac != no nagging by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    2. Buy a Mac and never worry about crapware again.

    Macs aren't immune from this problem. They're just better than PCs in this regard overall, but there's a handful of services and upgrades that Apple's always trying to push on you--the most notable are Quicktime Pro and Mobileme. They historically have done things like (a) cripple the regular Quicktime Player to push you into buying the Pro version, like by only allowing full-screen playing on Pro; (b) build a bunch of minor convenience features into their OS that can only be used if you have .Mac/Mobileme (e.g., Keychain synchronization).

    1. Re:Mac != no nagging by intheshelter · · Score: 1

      A bit of an apples to oranges comparison I think. In previous versions (before Snow Leopard) I was not ever nagged about Quicktime Pro, and it since QT Pro is not installed by default this point is false. Now with Snow Leopard the differentiation between QT and QT Pro seems to have disappeared.

      With regards to MobileMe, you are asked when you first get on your Mac and then never again. So MobileMe is not running by default either and it only asks once.

      I guess my point is both of your points are blatantly false and easily recognizable as such by anyone who has actually used a Mac. Nice try on the FUD though.

  72. Ubuntu w/o added crap - Masonux by BIGstan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Masonux is a Ubuntu mod with minimal stuff - but has Synaptic on it so guys like me can install just what they want. Small image, small HD footprint. Crap free!

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  73. Re:2 Simple solutions by Mitreya · · Score: 1
    I installed Linux and ended up with two desktop environments, three word processors, four web browsers, and a whole bunch of image editors, system utilities, file managers, and other stuff.

    As someone had already pointed out in a different thread, the key problem is autostart. Disk space is cheap and having a few extra apps here and there can be ignored. But the crap-ware loads itself into memory! And on the desktop, and into the System taskbar, and into the Quick-start menu that puts up some bubbles with some notifications/offers and then there is software that auto-registers itself for extensions that it does not know how to handle! Oh, am I ranting?
    The last one really gets me. I can understand why software wants to stuff itself into the system task menu and bombard me with ads (I am not going to tolerate it, but I see their motivation). But why would you register your software for an extension only to start automatically and tell me that "This program does not support this format"?

  74. Re:2 Simple solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't buy a PC if you intend to play games (at least games from Infinity Ward), buy a console.

  75. What Crapware?? by amoeba1911 · · Score: 1

    I bought many brand name laptops and never saw any crapware at all... that's probably because I have a simple rule: I make sure to have an OS install disc in the drive the first time I boot-up the computer. (or an OS install USB in case of Netbooks)

  76. Cost cutting, though? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one likes unwanted software being uninstalled, but have you considered that this inconvenience (and yes, perhaps, increased security risks in some cases) is saving you money on the hardware? These third party companies pay a significant amount of money to these PC vendors to get their software installed by default.

  77. Acer is pretty bad... by MaWeiTao · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Acer Aspire One I got recently was loaded with crap, but the biggest source of problems came from Google and especially McAfee. Every time I started that thing up from hibernate mode I had to wait for the Google apps and sidebar to load. Then McAfee anti-virus starts grinding away trying to scan the entire system. Even when I thought I had disabled automatic scanning I still found it cranking away.

    So every time I started it I'd spend a minute or so in the OS just waiting for it to be responsive. Eventually I'd get something like a browser open and would spend several more minutes for the computer to perform at a speed that was even remotely functional. The best part was how McAfee was only available for a 60 day trial.

    So I went through and uninstalled every last unnecessary bit of garbage and performance improved dramatically. In place of McAfee I installed AVG which doesn't seem to be nearly as taxing.

    It would be nice if the OS prioritized apps on start up, giving priority to the user, instead of this apparent mad dash to see who can get started first. And even better, it would be nice if these computer companies stopped cramming all this crap on these machines and at least paid some amount of attention to the performance capabilities of the machine. I realize this stuff helps subsidize some of the cost of these computers, but at least offer the option to get a machine with a clean OS.

    1. Re:Acer is pretty bad... by Nithendil · · Score: 1

      "It would be nice if the OS prioritized apps on start up, giving priority to the user, instead of this apparent mad dash to see who can get started first." I believe this is one feature of Windows 7; user space boot priority. It doesn't always work as advertised but it does work much better than XP.

  78. Re:2 Simple solutions by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    I thought that was what iFunbox and the /var/mobile/library/downloads folder was for. ;)

  79. Adobe Flash player is not crapware it is need for by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Adobe Flash player is not crap ware it is need for most of the web sites out there.

  80. Re:2 Simple solutions by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

    I've installed Linux on every computer I've owned for the last 9 years. Since about 2004 I've never had a peripheral that wasn't found and configured.

  81. crapware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a thought: Build your own. It's really not that hard, people.. and you'll save a heap of cash. You can install whichever OS you like. OSX, Windows 7.. heck, Windows 98 SE!

    By the way, to say that OSX doesn't install crapware is just plain silly. I can't tell you how many widgets I've removed from my dock..

  82. Lawsuit? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

    Generally speaking a computer that has (Windows + Crapware) != (Windows clean). And many arguments can be made that (Windows + Crapware) is less valuable than a clean Windows install.

    Has anyone sued a manufacturer for false advertising and/or fraud, because they advertise that the computers come with Windows, when in fact they're hobbled by coming with (Windows + Crapware)?

    1. Re:Lawsuit? by thisisaccount2 · · Score: 1

      Has anyone sued a manufacturer for false advertising and/or fraud, because they advertise that the computers come with Windows, when in fact they're hobbled by coming with (Windows + Crapware)?

      No. Because that's about as absurd as suing McDonalds for not explicitly stating that their coffee is hot.

      Oh, wait... /faithInHumanity

  83. Evince Is available for windows by tuppe666 · · Score: 2, Informative
    As of the latest Gnome release evince is available for windows http://live.gnome.org/Evince/Downloads. I would suggest over foxit as it does not include bundelled rubbish...and allows cut and paste from PDF's.

    Although having a PDF reader on any platform is a good idea. Having one that is removable is a good Idea. Personally I want the real option for IE and WMP.

  84. ASUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meanwhile, ASUS shipped the eee with a linux desktop that booted in 20 seconds...

  85. I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do!

    1. Re:I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill, is that you?

  86. Re:2 Simple solutions by Beat+The+Odds · · Score: 1

    I dunno ... I installed Linux and ended up with two desktop environments, three word processors, four web browsers, and a whole bunch of image editors, system utilities, file managers, and other stuff.

    And it still took less disk space and less memory than on windows.

  87. Re:2 Simple solutions by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    some businesses depend on third-party apps that require Microsoft Access.

    If yours does not, why do you care? If you do need Access, how about running it on a VM (assuming light use)?

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  88. more reason to turn away from Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's one more reason to install Linux.

    I hate those crapware too. Especially the ones that send you popups like "why have you still not bought the full version".

    The printer software that comes with my HP printer is really bad too. It takes about an hour to install, takes 700MB of hard disk space, etc ...

    On Fedora Linux, I can install the printer in 2 minutes, and it does not take extra space on disk (ok, so probably Fedora pre installed the driver in some directory, but so what?)

    I don't expect Windows 7 to improve anything. Computer manufacturers want the money that comes from those 3rd party software.

  89. roundtop-vjas by RoundTop-VJAS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is why I love my LG laptop & netbook. 0 crapware. Heck, if you want the LG utilities beyond the basic drivers you have to load them yourself.

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  90. Dell installed crapware on an Ubuntu system by kseise · · Score: 2, Informative

    My Dell Mini 10v came preinstalled with Dell crapware including the yahoo toolbar for use inside of Firefox. Firefox includes a search bar with Yahoo as an optional search provider. Simply chaning the default search on their config would have been fine and gotten them cash from Yahoo, but NOOOOO, they installed the whole toobar. On a netbook, an additional toolbar is pretty irritating. I wiped the whole system and installed a clean Ubuntu Netbook Remix on it. Now I am happy again.

  91. Re:2 Simple solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there is some truth in this, but you have to understand that most things that don't work well under Linux is when the software maker uses proprietary data formats.

    This was the case for microsoft office, and still is with their 2007 file formats.

    It still is the case with outlook PST

    It still is the case with exchange mail protocol

    it's also the case with Skype network protocol.

    When those companies publish their file formats and network protocols, you find an alternative to be compatible with it in Linux.

    You need to blame the right person when complaining about Linux and lack of some software.
    You see, when 2 things don't work well together, you have to ask yourself who is trying to work with the other, nd who is refusing to work with the other.

  92. Autoruns by Gi0 · · Score: 1

    Autoruns has nothing to do with"cleaning crapware".It lists everything that starts with your computer.Disabling the autorun feature of crapware doesnt make it vanish.PC Pro should have known that,since they are "Pro".

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    1. Re:Autoruns by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but some crapware is only crappy because it insists on auto-launching on boot up, even though you hardly ever use it. So yeah, Autoruns doesn't get rid of it, but it makes it a lot less crappy.

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  93. Seconded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought a Samsung N130 netbook a week ago and it came with Windows 7 Starter edition, a free trial of the anti-virus software, Adobe Acrobat Reader installed, and very little else. (There was a thing that asked if it could install Google Toolbar the first time I opened Internet Explorer; I just said no and it hasn't bothered me since).

    I will probably do some more configuration on this netbook before I really try to use it (I disabled a couple of services, but I can probably disable several others such as all that ipsec crap). However, I am finding it very usable so far, and performance with its 1 GB of RAM to be very decent. There are several little auto-start apps related to the touchpad, realtek sound drivers, etc. but Task Manager shows them to be using very small amounts of memory (a few hundred KB each) so I am not too worried about them.

    Anyway, good job Samsung!

  94. Hmmmm by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    thought you were going to say that they installed a dual boot with windows.

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  95. Toshiba by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure if Toshiba has the most crap, but the percentage of things starting with "Toshiba" that are crap must be pretty high.

    You get both Toshiba Online Product Notification and Toshiba TEMPRO, to inform you about driver releases which turn out to be older or the same as what you've already got. TEMPRO is supposed to also give performance enhancing tips, yet somehow it never suggests uninstalling itself.

    Of course the out-of-box registration program couldn't remove itself from startup once you've done it, it must run every startup, and check to see if you registered it, then (surprisingly), exit.

  96. Dell works well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dell works very well in my book when I order from the Small Biz website and specify at order time to install no AV, no trials, no tools, etc. I just received another laptop today and it had only 1 Dell-branded backup program to remove. There were several Windows features I went ahead and killed (Live Essentials, Search, etc.) but I can understand not excluding those things. It literally took me 15 minutes to strip the unnecessary, join the machine to our domain, install a couple of company-specific apps (AV, Citrix plugin), activate Office and it was good to roll out the door.

  97. Mine was terrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My HP laptop came with the worst crapware of all... Vista.

  98. PC Pro extends the experience online by MMInterface · · Score: 1

    The ironic thing about this story is their website provides a seamless experience for the user by mimicking the behavior of PC crapware on their website. I appreciate the sentiment of the article and many of the other like minded articles on the internet. Now if only those content providers would look to their own products (their website) and rid them of at least some of the crap that they bundle with their products. All the obtrusive advertising, animations, and especially the full page or layered adds are just as bad in almost every way that the crapware installed by PC OEMs is. And likewise, there are tools for removing or blocking this garbage, a process which degrades the user experience. In addition, the excuse is the same, the product wouldn't be possible or free without ads. Fine but have some restraint. The homepage alone has at least 6 animated adds and the entire background is a Dell add.

  99. Evince vs. Acroread by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

    Evince is better that Acroread?

    Maybe. But I have books which are simple bitmap pages. An example is the SNOBOL4 Griswold "Green Book" (google for gb.pdf). It takes FOREVER to render pages in Evince, whereas Acroread displays them at an acceptable rate.

    Just sayin' Here is the run-time data. The test is simple: 512MB 1.6GB netbook (Acer Aspire One, Linpus dress, Acroread as installed by Acer, Evince installed from Fedora 8 repository), load and render the first five pages (only), and then exit to the command prompt.

    Using Evince

    [user@ariel SNOBOL]$ time evince gb.pdf

    real 1m27.401s
    user 0m6.532s
    sys 0m1.980s
    [user@ariel SNOBOL]$

    Using Acroread

    [user@ariel SNOBOL]$ time acroread gb.pdf

    real 0m29.512s
    user 0m8.789s
    sys 0m1.044s
    [user@ariel SNOBOL]$

    Note that the timing data isn't particularly accurate -- it has to include my "click time" (actually, page-down), And, I accidentally did 6 pages in acroread (so the time is definitely over). I clicked ahead on the exit button for Evince. So, the timing advantage is actually to Evince!

    Now, I'm not claiming that Adobe Reader is the cat's meow, but your rather blanket statement is very easily debunked. Evince takes 3x longer than Acroread. If that is "significantly better than Adobe's offering", I would like to see something you consider worse.

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  100. Re:2 Simple solutions by tepples · · Score: 1

    Since about 2004 I've never had a peripheral that wasn't found and configured.

    Then you don't own, say, a Microtek ScanMaker 4850 USB flatbed scanner.

    Seriously though, is Linux to the point where I can just buy any PC peripheral off the shelf at Walmart* or Best Buy and expect it to work?

  101. Re:2 Simple solutions by tepples · · Score: 1

    If you do need Access, how about running it on a VM (assuming light use)?

    For one thing, I wouldn't characterize it as light use. I'd need a copy of Windows and a copy of Office to run in the VM anyway, and I'd need to keep the virtualized Windows updated anyway. Since we started rewriting parts of our software stack as a web application to short circuit around the limitations of this commercial VBA app, my employer has been deploying Ubuntu on every PC that doesn't need direct access to the VBA app.

  102. Re:2 Simple solutions by tepples · · Score: 1

    You need to blame the right person when complaining about Linux and lack of some software.

    Then I blame almost every single home PC and peripheral manufacturer because none of them announce "supports Linux" on the U.S. packaging or include detailed technical manuals with the machine. But even once I have accurately placed the blame, that still doesn't help me get work done.

  103. Re:2 Simple solutions by fredma123 · · Score: 1

    It's different from Windows. Those applications don't run automatically. And it's just choice. Use whichever one you think is best. You can uninstall whatever you don't want. It's not that hard. Or just do an advanced install and spend a few hours filtering out what software you want and don't want on linux.

  104. types of crapware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My new laptop came with some strange apps. Like, there's a "Frog Exaggerator" and a "Sarcasm Detector".. the frog exaggerator is kind of cool, but, a sarcasm detector?? Yeah, that's a REALLY useful program!

  105. VAIO is right by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

    Sony VAIO is the slowest laptop? Not exactly a shocking result to anyone who has used one of their bloatware infested machines. The only test a VAIO laptop scores fastest on is the wind tunnel.

  106. got a new laptop 6 mos ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i got a new laptop 6 mos ago, its an hp, i bought it because i liked the specs, the first thing i did was partition it for win7 and ubuntu dual boot.... it was a little work but i got 30 second cold boot times to either os

  107. Re:2 Simple solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    On the first screen of install Linux gave to me,
    a download link in FTP.
    On the second screen of install Linux gave to me,
    One swap partition,
    and a download link in FTP.

  108. Re:2 Simple solutions by Phleg · · Score: 1

    And lose compatibility with many applications, the majority of which are made for Windows. Sure, Adobe suite and some of Microsoft Office are ported, but some businesses depend on third-party apps that require Microsoft Access.

    Yes, because VMWare Fusion hasn't been out for ages now. I do web development on a Mac, and I keep an instance of Ubuntu and an instance of Windows running on my previous-generation Mac Mini running at all times to test performance and rendering in different browsers.

    There's no tradeoff any more whatsoever.

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  109. Re:2 Simple solutions by Phleg · · Score: 1

    Don't buy a Mac if you intend to play games... unless you are techy enough to dual-boot your Mac.

    This isn't 2004 any more. Plenty of developers release native ports of games for the Mac. And with VMWare Fusion 3, you can play any DirectX 9 Shader Model 3.0 game directly in a Windows box running on your desktop.

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  110. Re:2 Simple solutions by tepples · · Score: 1

    an instance of Windows

    I addressed this in this post. How much did this instance cost you? And how much will it cost someone who has already graduated but is using it for something other than a full-time day job?

  111. iTunes for windows by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't mind the installs, disk space is cheap, but it wants to start a bunch of crap processes on boot up, and good luck killing them without mucking about in the registry. Slower boot times and a performance hit, thanks a lot, Apple!

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    1. Re:iTunes for windows by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Pff. Any amateur computer tech (and that means all of us, for the most part) who claims any sort of geek cred ought to know where and how to clean startup processes from the registry.

      You only get bonus points if you know where and how to disable unneeded services.

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    2. Re:iTunes for windows by joeljkp · · Score: 1

      CCleaner will kill it with a single checkbox.

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  112. Re:2 Simple solutions by Phleg · · Score: 1

    Your argument was that you lose compatibility with applications. I called bullshit, and you're still wrong on that.

    But for your current point, practically speaking, the total cost is $80 for a VMWare Fusion license. Because anyone switching from a Windows computer will already have a license for Windows, and can even bundle up their existing box and run their existing software in a VM by bundling their box over WiFi or with a spare Ethernet cable.

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  113. Can I get an "Amen"? by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    nt

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  114. Re:2 Simple solutions by Phleg · · Score: 1

    Also, your original argument is that you lose compatibility with "many applications, the majority of which are made for Windows", which is a bit like saying picking a Toyota loses you compatibility with Ford parts.

    Third-party Mac software is, in my experience, generally (an important distinction there) far better designed and well-written than third-party Windows software. Mac developers, by and large, care about their craft, and care about their platform. The vast majority of Windows developers are clueless, incompetent, or don't care. (Note that there are still many, many good Windows applications and Windows developers out there; I'm simply stating that proportionally speaking, Windows developers are incompetent tools).

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  115. Re:2 Simple solutions by tepples · · Score: 1

    Because anyone switching from a Windows computer

    I'm also including people buying their first computer, people replacing a hopelessly obsolete system, and companies that need to buy more computers for more employees to use.

    will already have a license for Windows

    A license for Windows applies only to one machine. When one sells a used Windows PC, one ordinarily transfers the operating system license along with it.

  116. I never understood why... by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    I never understood why computer sells found it necessary to make the computers they sell crappier before they sold it.

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    1. Re:I never understood why... by maxume · · Score: 1

      Because the crapware vendor pays them $10 to include the crapware and people inevitably buy the computer that is $5 cheaper.

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  117. Absolutely No Crapware on My AOpen Computer by Rick17JJ · · Score: 1

    There was absolutely no crapware on the AOpen computer, which I purchased about 2 1/2 years ago. I was very pleasantly surpised to discover that it came with just the plain Windows XP Professional installed, and almost nothing else. I had never before seen a Windows computer, which did not have lots of annoying unwanted crapware installed. There were not any unwanted demo programs that stop working after a short period of time. It did not have any extra unwanted stuff that would automatically start up, while booting up.

    The AOpen computer is a very small desktop computer that is just book sized 6-inch x 6-inch x 2-inch box, that uses an external keyboard, monitor and mouse.

    I have somehow managed to keep it reasonably free of unwanted crapware, even after hooking up to DSL and installing several commercial programs. I also installed some free open source software, which of course did add crapware. Even now, the computer boots up and shuts down in a fraction of the time of most other Windows computers that I have used. It boots up and shuts down about as quickly as my Linux computer and it feels just as clean and free of crapware. I am also happy that ESSET NOD anti-virus/firewall, which I installed, does not seem to affect performance noticeably.

    There was some unwanted crapware that was added during my original DSL Internet setup. But, that was done on an older computer, which I no longer have (not the AOpen computer). The fact that my main computer is a Linux computer, has also helped keep my Windows XP computer in such a wonderful pristine clean condition. The AOpen Windows XP computer was used much less, than the Linux computer.

    Linux distros, such as Ubuntu, do not ever come with what what I would consider to be crapware, despite the fact that many programs and utilities are installed by default. None of it is advertising demos or unwanted toolbars or that type of thing. Besides that, I can quickly easily install or uninstall whatever I want with the Snyaptic package manager. There is never any advertising related stuff on a Linux installation CD.

    1. Re:Absolutely No Crapware on My AOpen Computer by Rick17JJ · · Score: 1

      Oops, I meant to say that the free open source software which I added to my Windows XP box, did NOT add any crapware. Somehow, I left the word not out. I was trying to say that some commercial software programs throw in some extra unwanted crapware during installation, but not the typical GPL licensed open source software program.

  118. The article by ThurstonMoore · · Score: 1

    The article had the worst navigation I have ever seen. No next at the bottom of the screen?

  119. Re:What A Fucking Stupid Question !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the desert I would take the diamond, then pull out my gun and claim the glass of water too.

  120. PC Decrapifier by sunwolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm surprised the PC Decrapfier didn't make it on their list of cleanup apps. I haven't used it in a while (haven't had the money to buy a new computer), but it has served me well in the past.

  121. Re:2 Simple solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    two desktop environments, three word processors, four web browsers

    Fiiiive gooolden riiiings!

    Er...Christmastime already is it?

  122. It's a necessity ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many consumer notebooks and desktops are sold at very thin margins (and occasionally, at cost), so vendors are compelled to install crapware, regardless of whether they degrade performance or irritate their customers.

  123. Compaq (HP...) is bad. by Kittenman · · Score: 1

    I cleaned a Compaqard box for a friend recently (cleaned=re-installed from the restore drive after they downloaded some malware) and that installed swags of HP trial stuff. Which AVAST promptly identified as spyware, leading me to delete it.

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  124. Re:2 Simple solutions by dlgeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    On the first screen of install Linux gave to me,
    a download link in FTP.
    On the second screen of install Linux gave to me,
    two swap partitions,
    and a download link in FTP.
    On the third screen of install Linux gave to me,
    three net configs,
    two swap partitions,
    and a download link in FTP.

  125. Re:2 Simple solutions by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Why yes, I am an apple fanboy. How did you guess?

    You're a self-described bum.

    I used to call them hippies, now I'm holidaying on an island full of hippies and that an insult.

    Hippies in no way deserve to be thrown in with a bunch of Mac users, when is the last time a Mac user offered you a toke.

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  126. stop complaining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and buy ASUS or maybe one them from Sony

    HP is full of bullshit software qhich is useless and slows ur PC

  127. Re:2 Simple solutions by the_womble · · Score: 1

    You do not need to. I know of no distro that installs two heavy desktop environments by default, although I think some install a lightweight alternative by default. This uses a minimal amount of hard drive space, and no other resources. I can think of none that install that many word processors and web browsers by default/

    a whole bunch of image editors, system utilities, file managers, and other stuff

    Would you never find a use for all that. Crapware, is stuff you do not want, like toolbars, limited tiem trial software, etc.

  128. Re:2 Simple solutions by the_womble · · Score: 1

    Linux does eveything I want, and everything lots of other Linux users I know want. I have a smaller range of apps available, but no crapware, no malware, a choice of desktop environments, easy software installation, easy security updates, no vendor lockin, etc.

    Sounds a pretty good trade off to me. Was this your point?

  129. Re:2 Simple solutions by oldspewey · · Score: 1

    On the fourth screen of install Linux gave to me,
    four beta drivers,
    three net configs,
    two swap partitions,
    and a download link in FTP.

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  130. Dave by Akita24 · · Score: 1

    What are you doing with those Linux CDs Dave?

  131. Re:2 Simple solutions by tepples · · Score: 1

    Linux does eveything I want, and everything lots of other Linux users I know want.

    Including high-quality games other than M-rated FPS, without having to buy a copy of Windows and run it in a VM?

    no vendor lockin

    People who consider switching from another operating system are locked in if the manufacturers of the peripherals they already own refuse to provide full protocol specs to the developers of Linux, X, CUPS, SANE, etc.

  132. Re:2 Simple solutions by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

    on the twelfth screen of install, my distro gave to me:

    Twelve GPL's

    Eleven code compilers

    Ten packet sniffers

    Nine reptile wallpapers

    Eight source code tarballs

    Seven sudo commands

    Six bootup options

    Compiz Fusion

    Four different web browsers

    Three word procs

    Gnome and KDE

    and a partition in a shares tree!

  133. Re:2 Simple solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the fifth screen of install Linux gave to me,
    Five goddamned dependencies,
    four beta drivers,
    three net configs,
    two swap partitions,
    and a download link in FTP.

  134. Windows by Lem0nHead · · Score: 1

    I noticed some manufacturers are installing even Windows on their machines

  135. Flowplayer by p.rican · · Score: 1

    I stumbled on this gem a week or two back and it seems to work well. http://flowplayer.org/ It's a GPL3 replacement for flash player on websites. Never heard of it till last week.

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  136. c4eb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My nomination would be IBM's internal image, the "Windows Client for eBusiness".

  137. Re:2 Simple solutions by UnifiedTechs · · Score: 1

    Sounds like you opted for the minimal install version

    Scary how this got modded as Insightful and not just Funny!

  138. Who Installs the Most Crapware? by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

    Who Installs the Most Crapware?

    My father in law

  139. Re:Adobe Flash player is not crapware it is need f by Khyber · · Score: 1

    "Adobe Flash player is not crap ware it is need for most of the web sites out there."

    Only because people are to stupid and lazy to write real HTML and conform to real standards.

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