User: CZA2006

Re:PET Scan

On: GeV Acceleration In 3 Centimeters

To look for your brain.

Re:RIAA's investigative methods

On: RIAA Sues Woman Who Has Never Used a Computer

Isn't it to say, if you incorrectly fingered this woman as a pirate, how can you prove that you accurately identified me as a pirate?

She said ARRR!!! But I don't think I've fingered you.. Or at least I hope not.

Re:This might take a while

On: Putting Star Wars to the MythBusters Test

Can laser beams travel so slowly that you can see their progress?

You wouldn't 'see' their progress unless your eyes were the target, as the light wouldn't spread or get scattered into your eyes. If you were the target, well, I think you'd have other things to do than 'see' its progress.

Re:Only a matter of time.

On: Brain Scans to Identify Liars?

Actually, it'll probably get ripped off your head and stuck to the machine.

Re:Ecstasy & MDMA: MAybe?

On: Loss of Applied IQ Among UK Youth?

I think a low IQ would be the cause of the drug taking, not vice-versa.

Need a lil help?

On: ATI Launches Radeon X1900 XT and XTX

While synthetic benchmarks may have given unexpected results in this case, slashdot has helped 'benchmark' their servers.

Re:Unite?

On: Japanese Chip Makers to Unite

Damnit! They've already got a NEC!

Re:Ripping 15,000+ CDs

On: CD Ripping Services Compared

I have 800,000+ CDs. Lets see how they deal with THAT!

Don't get your hopes up

On: Cannabinoids Induce Brain Cell Growth?

This stuff isn't in your average joint.

Re:Not for speed freaks

On: AMD / Intel Hybrid Motherboard

By the way, I saw this IRL about 6 months ago... http://img399.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img00905s w.jpg

Not for speed freaks

On: AMD / Intel Hybrid Motherboard

The latency WILL suck.. OMFG! MODULAR???

This test...

On: Successful Supersonic Jet Launch

saw the jet launch successfully from Woomera, South Australia. No doubt manned by illegal immigrants..

Now..

On: PS2 Mod Chips Legal In Australia

If only the high court would make it bloody legal for me to have MP3's... I'll finally be clean. (well, sorta)

If only...

On: South Korea Introducing Robotic Teachers

These robots could double as servers. That way I'd be able to RTFA!!! >

Second Wipeout Reference...

On: X Prize Founder Launches Rocket Racing League

*missile* *warning* *warning* BOOOOM...

Storage

On: The Portable Linux Based GP2X is Here

I'd rather have a HDD, or a method of attaching a HDD. SD cards just aren't enough for movies.

One question

On: A Look at Photonic Clocking

How would this affect heat?

An absurd idea.

On: Flying Reptile The Size of A Small Airplane

A Spitfire has a wingspan of 11m and has to be powered by a Rolls-Royce Merlin engine. Pterosaurs did it on a diet of fish and a superb ability to utilise air currents, thermals and ground effects. Well, that's retarded. Either the spitfire eats engines or the fish somehow directly provide lift.

So

On: Japanese Develop 'Female' Android

No doggystyle yet?

Knowing Japan...

On: Japan Wants to Build 10 Petaflop Supercomputer

They'll probably turn it into some super hentai-server.

I guess this means...

On: World's Largest Telescope Begins Production

...We could use this to 'ignite' a war with the giant magellans? Perhaps we could light a match on this end...

and set the magellanic cloud on fire?

However if it fails, I for one will welcome our new giant magellanic overlords.