If drivers maintained proper distance between their vehicle and the one in front, there would be room for minor braking and the accordian effect would be reduced if not eliminated.
Researchers have found evidence that human-based carbon emissions are causing a 0.000001% increase in background radiation throughout the known universe. This man-made change will cause the extinction of life-forms on other worlds sometime in the next 50 billion years.
Al Gore will address the United Nations at 1 p.m. with a new 123-slide PowerPoint presentation outlining the new taxes that must be implemented immediately to stop Space Warming.
I'd give you a +1 Funny, but I blew all my points down-modding the "Progressive" trolls that flocked to the "HBO's Hacking Democracy Available Online" yesterday.
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And you're free to do so - thanks to the U.S. of A.
P.S. You're welcome.
. . . don't understand their programs.
. . . my tin-foil hat is looking better and better to you n00bs.
Hah!
If the compiler does not quit, you must commit?
. . . the bathroom walls of the internet.
And I mean that in a good way - enteraining as hell.
If drivers maintained proper distance between their vehicle and the one in front, there would be room for minor braking and the accordian effect would be reduced if not eliminated.
If drivers maintained proper distance. . .
Yeah, right.
. . . choo!
Anybody got a tissue?
. . . about an extra 5 - 10 pounds around the waistline, in my experience.
. . . with frickin' laser beams that killed off the white dolphin>
Grow the f*ck up.
A$$hole.
And if you need to spew, use fucking Slashdot.
Researchers have found evidence that human-based carbon emissions are causing a 0.000001% increase in background radiation throughout the known universe. This man-made change will cause the extinction of life-forms on other worlds sometime in the next 50 billion years.
Al Gore will address the United Nations at 1 p.m. with a new 123-slide PowerPoint presentation outlining the new taxes that must be implemented immediately to stop Space Warming.
How is this "news for nerds?"
If you're not using your Super-secret Oracle Instant Support passkey, can I have it?
Please?
Take this crap and post it on DailyKos or the Democratic Underground, but NOT HERE.
Asshole.
. . . after finally figuring out how to shut Clippy the hell up in Office 2003 I have to upgrade?
I just hate to see the term misused, much like engineers cringe when they hear the building maintenance staff referred to as 'engineers'
You should see them when a 4GL programmer calls himself a "software engineer."
All you "experienced Java programmers" are in luck!
I know, I know......-842 Troll.
I'd give you a +1 Funny, but I blew all my points down-modding the "Progressive" trolls that flocked to the "HBO's Hacking Democracy Available Online" yesterday.
Thanks for the laugh though.
If she's frigid, who cares?
They already got this grandma, the evil bastards!
. . . for the nine circles of Oracle Support hell.
Oranux 12j (Release 10.3.0.1.2.0.4.1.3). . .?
I've been suffering PowerPoint attacks in morning meetings for years now.
She can't make him cry for the camera, so what's the use?