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  1. My Boss on Google Code Search Reveals Dark Corners · · Score: 1
  2. Let Me Be The First To Say: on Small Object Hit Space Shuttle Last Month · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Sssssssssssssssssssssssss. . ."

  3. One Mars Probe Probes Another? on One Mars Probe Photographs Another · · Score: 1

    Oh - "One Mars Probe Photographs Another. . ."

    My bad.

  4. Two Words: on Star Trek XI - What We Know · · Score: 0, Troll

    F*ck

    No

  5. The Quickest Way to Clear Out the Mall: on 2006 Ig Nobel Prizes Awarded · · Score: 4, Funny

    Send in a pair of Army recruiters.

    Works like a champ.

  6. Re:Are Rights Cyclic? on Traveler Detained for Anti-TSA Message · · Score: 1

    I wonder if there was a similar erosion of rights and freedoms during the second world war? And if so, was that erosion reversed during the period after WWII?

    Worse. Check out Franklin Roosevlet's Executive Order 9066, ordering Americans of Japanese ancestry into internment camps for national security reasons.

  7. Re:And this is why on Boardroom Spying Debacle at HP · · Score: 1

    Also, if women ran the world, the Earth would be a bombed out nuclear ruin after the first full moon.

    Oh, I'm gonna get modded down...

    Only if one of the two women who read /. has mod points AND reads your post.

  8. Terrible Weak Password on Bad Password Allowed Swedish Watergate · · Score: 1

    One day we needed to order a part and the part-ordering guy had disappeared (as usual).

    His terminal was locked.

    I sat down, looked at the picture of the puppy he and his wife had adopted a few weeks earlier, and entered the puppy's name when prompted for a password - in lower case of course.

    Voila. Access granted. Part ordered. The mission was saved.

    Yes, I changed his password.

    No, I didn't tell him.

  9. Re:Stupid people on Genetic Engineers Working to Reverse Cancer · · Score: 1

    more crops == more people live longer.

  10. Critical Professional Skills on Continued Opposition To Laptops in Schools · · Score: 1

    Did the laptop teach her son how to suck-up to his boss by stabbing his co-workers in the back all the time producing nothing of value for the shareholders?

  11. Positively Orwellian on US Government Restricting Research Libraries · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was wondering when we would get our daily two-minute Bush-hate

  12. It's Called Choice on Indian State Encourages Microsoft Removal · · Score: 1

    And if people choose Microsoft, that's their business.

    All any government should do is making sure people are free to make their own choices and that no one company is able to limit their choices.

  13. Re:-1, Flamebait on Microsoft Insists IE7 is Standards Compliant · · Score: 1

    Shame on you Taco for posting a story with such a dishonest, inflammatory headline. If this were a political website, the equivalent to what you just did would be a Democrat posting a story saying "Dubya eats babies!"

    The next Slashdot story "Dubya Eats Babies" will be ready soon, but subscribers can beat the rush and see it early!

  14. I Asked the Dell Support Forums on Dell Issues Laptop Battery Recall · · Score: 4, Funny

    . . . and a moderator told me to format my C: drive and re-load Windows XP.

    </sarcasm>

  15. I Prefer al Zarqawi Mom's Blog on Iran's President Launches Blog · · Score: 1

    Check it out: al Zarqawis Moms Blog

  16. My Uncle Dan Could Have Used This on Skin Sensing Table Saw · · Score: 1

    Although only having two and half fingers on his left hand and three fingers on his right hand didn't seem to slow him down any. . .

  17. Renaming Colarado on Stephen Colbert vs The Hungarian Government · · Score: 1

    We're not doing anything with Colorado these days anyway, but imagine the appeal of a new and improved state with a virile name like Colberado.

    Yeah, and Wisconsin's not doing much for us either these days.

    Let's rename it "CowboyNeal".

  18. user 4417749's Search Records on The Face of One AOL Searcher Exposed · · Score: 5, Funny

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  19. Re:ph on Gaming Memories Helping to Heal Katrina Wounds · · Score: 1

    tell me how one's fond recollections of videogame playing--with brothers, sisters, neighborhood friends--are different from your grandparent's stories of fort building and crayfish hunting?

    Sunlight. Fresh air. Exercise. Being a part of the natural world around you and learning how to live in it.

    That's how.

  20. User 17556639 on AOL Releases Search Logs of 657,427 Users · · Score: 5, Funny

    FTA:

    17556639 how to kill your wife
    17556639 how to kill your wife
    17556639 wife killer
    17556639 how to kill a wife
    17556639 poop
    17556639 dead people
    17556639 pictures of dead people
    17556639 killed people
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    17556639 steak and cheese
    17556639 photo of death
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    17556639 www.murderdpeople.com
    17556639 decapatated photos
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    Mmmmmm. . . Steak and cheese. . .

  21. Re:That alien face... on Matt Damon as Kirk in Star Trek XI? · · Score: 1

    Waaaaay back in the early seventies, when the original series first went into syndication, it was shown every evening at 6 p.m. - perfect dinnertime viewing.

    When the credits would roll, and that alien face would appear, my father would holler to me and my brother "LOOK - IT'S MOM!" and cackle at his wit.

    He did this EVERY TIME, and we watched Star Trek reruns EVERY WEEK NIGHT for years.

    Amazingly, my mother is still married to the moron. They celebrated their 50th anniversary last year.

    I wanted to give her a halo.

  22. Imagine Life After Earth? Easy: on The NYT Imagines Life After Earth · · Score: 1

    I think it's called "Cleveland."

  23. How About the "Stick a Gun in Their Face" Method? on UK Street Crime Rise Blamed on iPods · · Score: 0, Troll

    Oh, this is the UK, where only criminals have firearms.

    My bad.

  24. Who Needs Supercomputers on Japan Plans 30-Year Supercomputer Forecasts · · Score: 1

    . . . when we have Al Gore?

  25. Re:Sure... .but on Cell Users As Bad As Drunk Drivers · · Score: 1

    The study's been done, and the answer is "no": the passenger usually has the sense to shut up in dangerous situations.

    You've never given my wife a ride in your car, have you?