You're right! I recommend that we immediately stop believing the Earth is round, that planets orbit around the Sun, and that oxygen is real (we can't see it, so it must not exist).
Well, if you really wanna know... It's not so much the worship of spaghetti, it's the worship of a spagetti MONSTER.. that flys!! And the fact that, if you legalize religion in schools, then you must legalize it for ALL gods - Old, fatherly, white men in clouds, Flying Spaghetti Monsters, Cthulu, Zeus, Osiris, all of 'em...
Nah, the Sumerian Gods told them how to do it... They'll be back around 2012 - you can get the real scoop from them at that time.. that is, as long as the humans aren't turned into a slave race - AGAIN.
And you know what happens when Godzilla comes around - The military fires rockets and microwaves into him, just making him mad, and he wipes out Tokyo - AGAIN. That Godzilla, he's a fickle one - he's only your friend until you make him bleed profusely...
You're right - in this case, the US played mouse, and the Chinese played cat. I can just imagine the chuckling in the Chinese sub as they listened to the US transmissions on the surface... "Hey hey - Lao - check this out - I'm gonna surface right next to them! Get the camera! "
I personally don't mind people talking on their cell phones out in the open. Sure, it's inconvenient and rude to those around them, but it's not putting anyone's life at risk.
However, when DRIVERS (ab)use their cell phones and stop paying attention to the road, well now they're putting everyone else's life around them at risk. They increase traffic congestion, slow other peoples' arrivals at their destination, increase other's fuel consumption, and contribute to other drivers' stress. (I'm sure there are other adverse side-effects; fill in your own blanks here.)
I would love to have a cell jammer for the highway, to get those drivers off their phones and have them start paying attention to driving their two-ton, 70 MPH, air-conditioned sledge hammers.
I dunno - between 20W and 80W, and 55S to 65S (to the West of the Sandwich Islands), there are some bizarre ocean bed shapes (check http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=-59.739775,-46.557183&z=4&t=h&hl=en). Looks like something - or maybe a couple of somethings smacked into Earth pretty hard. Looks like it hit hard enough to separate Antarctica from South America, or at least severely deform the mantle around that area. Does anyone have the scoop on what caused that region?
Not only would you download torrents, but you would also download web advertisements, popups, and spyware... I don't want that running around inside my head... Enough spyware would Bluescreen the implant - Hmmm.. I wonder what a BSoD would look like from the inside... better make sure those implants run Linux - I prefer kernel panic to blue screen;)
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...'nuf said... ;-)
Nah, $4500 in meth-dollars is ~1 year (or substantially less), and you'll only *think* you're a level 70 warlock ;)
I'm from Texas, and I now hang my head in shame... sorry everyone - hope we can improve.
You're right! I recommend that we immediately stop believing the Earth is round, that planets orbit around the Sun, and that oxygen is real (we can't see it, so it must not exist).
Does that include religion as a disease?
Just thought I'd let ya know (you don't want to insult God, after all ;))
Yeah, the JERK!!
Well, if you really wanna know... It's not so much the worship of spaghetti, it's the worship of a spagetti MONSTER.. that flys!! And the fact that, if you legalize religion in schools, then you must legalize it for ALL gods - Old, fatherly, white men in clouds, Flying Spaghetti Monsters, Cthulu, Zeus, Osiris, all of 'em...
The funny part being that Genesis is actually derived from older, more complete Sumerian stories...
Just get rid of time altogether... no more problems!!
Well, either that or mushroom people...
Nah, the Sumerian Gods told them how to do it... They'll be back around 2012 - you can get the real scoop from them at that time.. that is, as long as the humans aren't turned into a slave race - AGAIN.
And you know what happens when Godzilla comes around - The military fires rockets and microwaves into him, just making him mad, and he wipes out Tokyo - AGAIN. That Godzilla, he's a fickle one - he's only your friend until you make him bleed profusely...
I know they want to be safe from Godzilla, but is it safe from Megalon's powerful digging drill hands??? I think not!
Well, I would start with a resurrection spell... sorry, GIGO...
BOOM...
You're right - in this case, the US played mouse, and the Chinese played cat. I can just imagine the chuckling in the Chinese sub as they listened to the US transmissions on the surface... "Hey hey - Lao - check this out - I'm gonna surface right next to them! Get the camera! "
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...and it said it was only going out for a pack of cigarettes!!!
However, when DRIVERS (ab)use their cell phones and stop paying attention to the road, well now they're putting everyone else's life around them at risk. They increase traffic congestion, slow other peoples' arrivals at their destination, increase other's fuel consumption, and contribute to other drivers' stress. (I'm sure there are other adverse side-effects; fill in your own blanks here.)
I would love to have a cell jammer for the highway, to get those drivers off their phones and have them start paying attention to driving their two-ton, 70 MPH, air-conditioned sledge hammers.
I dunno - between 20W and 80W, and 55S to 65S (to the West of the Sandwich Islands), there are some bizarre ocean bed shapes (check http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=-59.739775,-46.557183&z=4&t=h&hl=en). Looks like something - or maybe a couple of somethings smacked into Earth pretty hard. Looks like it hit hard enough to separate Antarctica from South America, or at least severely deform the mantle around that area. Does anyone have the scoop on what caused that region?
http://www.lutherie.net/nano_gtr.html
Cheers!
Not only would you download torrents, but you would also download web advertisements, popups, and spyware... I don't want that running around inside my head... Enough spyware would Bluescreen the implant - Hmmm.. I wonder what a BSoD would look like from the inside... better make sure those implants run Linux - I prefer kernel panic to blue screen ;)
Oh great - once the government gets involved, they're gonna ban Human-Internet marriages...