Russia and Iran are allies. If we go to war with the latter, we may end up fighting the former. And somehow I fear Russia's tangible nukes moreso than I do Iran's fabled ones.
If people weren't flying to far away destinations just to slide down a hillside, then perhaps there might still be snow on those hills. After all, the emissions from airlines are part of the cause of Global Warming, are they not?
Those are interesting charts. But what part has say El Nino played in them, given that it has an effect on global weather patterns not just those localised to the Eastern Pacific, especially since it's not caused by global warming. What's their correlation?
my last little act of prediction in this space: I don't have a poll or a single shred of evidence to back it up, but I believe more good things are in store, and some are bound to come from the tangled, ubiquitous, personal, and possibly unpredictable Net
So he predicts the internet is basically unpredictable. Not exactly earth shattering news, is it. That's something most normal people have known for quite some time.
The only thing that's remained constant for the past 10 years of the Net, is the ubiquity of pr0n. Homepages have become blogs, search engines have become advertising media. Not much else has stayed the same, although there is prolly plenty of amateur crap still kicking about.
Still at least he didn't mention Web 2.0 or heaven forbid Web 3.0.
Great, so now we can all expect spam asking us if we want Pol0n!um.
Pol0n!um 210 is the new pot3nt p0ison that every spy is talking about. Here goes some reasons to choose Pol0n!um 210:
1. You can mix a1cohol drinks with this p0ison with many undesired effects.
2. Pol0n!um does make them feel dizzy and make vision blurred, so they can't easily drive a car or operate heavy machinery.
3. Pol0n!um works much slower than any known ED p0ison solution. ttt enters the bloodstream directly instead of going through the stomach, thus they need only 15 days till they feel the effect.
Slashdot Mirror
* groan *
Who didn't see that coming?
Anything is better than Meteor with Sean Connery. The not-so-special FX speak for themselves.
Russia and Iran are allies. If we go to war with the latter, we may end up fighting the former. And somehow I fear Russia's tangible nukes moreso than I do Iran's fabled ones.
funny how the BBC managed to acquire images, then. We saw the launch right here in the UK. I guess you yanks don't have us free a media as we do.
... will no one think of the children?
Imagine the danger they must be in from these Beowolves!
I guess slashdotters worrying about bird flu choking the Net is better than slashdotters choking the chicken over birds on the Net.
C'mon, everyone knows spaghetti grows on trees.
I'll give you a bar of chocolate for your password?
If people weren't flying to far away destinations just to slide down a hillside, then perhaps there might still be snow on those hills. After all, the emissions from airlines are part of the cause of Global Warming, are they not?
Those are interesting charts. But what part has say El Nino played in them, given that it has an effect on global weather patterns not just those localised to the Eastern Pacific, especially since it's not caused by global warming. What's their correlation?
So, mugging is a valid career path in the states, is it. Wow. What kind of pension plan comes with that?
I dread to think of how many slashdotters have their own nightvision goggles and what they may really be used for.
Are these related to Republicans - after all, those reptiles have already got two faces.
So he predicts the internet is basically unpredictable. Not exactly earth shattering news, is it. That's something most normal people have known for quite some time.
The only thing that's remained constant for the past 10 years of the Net, is the ubiquity of pr0n. Homepages have become blogs, search engines have become advertising media. Not much else has stayed the same, although there is prolly plenty of amateur crap still kicking about.
Still at least he didn't mention Web 2.0 or heaven forbid Web 3.0.
HOUSE!
Great, so now we can all expect spam asking us if we want Pol0n!um.
This morning I sensed a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of floppy disks cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced!
What part is he gonna play? I didn't think Hobbits were his thing. :erm:
... mice rule the world, gawddamit!
I bet the some people are happy to wait longer than 4 seconds for his favourite pr0n to download. This is slashdot after all.
*ducks (chair)*
I bet that makes them depressed.
Perhaps they should seek out some Net-based therapy.
Maybe they need to subscribe to mailing lists for d1a2ep@m.
Why is it whenever I read the word "chair" on Slashdot I immediately think of a certain Mircosoft employee??
Firefox 2 to be able to run Dotcom 2?
*ducks*