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Spammers Fined A$5.5 million

Mick Bailey writes "A Perth company and it's director have been issued a A$5.5 million (approx. US$4 million) fine for breaching anti-spam laws. Australian IT watchers may be familiar with the director, Robert Mansfield — he's been personally fined A$1 million for the offenses. The Company, Clarity1, sent 280 million unsolicited emails of which 74 million hit mailboxes between 4/2004 and 4/2006."

129 comments

  1. Is it enough? by jmagar.com · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I wonder if he's made enough money from the spam to cover this fine. It could turn out that this just becomes the cost of doing business...

    I prefer to see jail time for these guys.

    1. Re:Is it enough? by AoT · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm just happy that laws such as these have reduced the amount of spam I recieve.

      Oh, wait.

      Damnit, they haven't.

      Maybe someone needs to starts DOSing the sites that are advertised for in spam, then people would be afraid to go to spammers for advertising.

    2. Re:Is it enough? by wiz31337 · · Score: 1

      Wow, I never thought of it that way.

      Just think if one in every 10,000 people you spammed actually bought the product, that gets you some revenue. Then take all the banner adds you have on your site (some non-techie people may click the link just to see), more revenue. That fine may just be a drop in the bucket for a "successful spammer."

      But you need to look at the other side of things too. Anti-spam companies are making a lot of money from spam too. Just look at all of the different Anti-spam products you can purchase. That's probably why these guys are not getting stiffer penalties, deep down anti-spam corporations "have a thing" for spam.

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    3. Re:Is it enough? by uwnav · · Score: 4, Funny

      YES! Jail! and the next time I seen them damn kids dropping flyers on my front porch.. I'll be waiting with my shotgun. Spam is annoying for me just as it is for the next person, but you still have to carry those flyers from the mailbox to the recycling bin (or put a recycling bin at my front door saying "Yes Flyers Please!") but that'd hardly the point.. I think jail-time would be somewhat extreme

    4. Re:Is it enough? by Jonny+do+good · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "But you need to look at the other side of things too. Anti-spam companies are making a lot of money from spam too."

      Another cost that spammers should have to fund when they are caught. We shouldn't have to pay for anti-spam services, the spammers should.

    5. Re:Is it enough? by Denial93 · · Score: 1

      Jail time is a less effective deterrent for business crime because to many people, a year in prison is a lower price to pay than a million dollars. It is not too uncommon that fraudsters will try and earn serious amounts of money, hide them somewhere in Switzerland, and be rich after they leave prison, when noone is watching. Large fines mean they and their spending are being under close observation until everything is repaid (which may take a lifetime), so they are less likely to gain much from their crimes.

      And spamming being profitable or not, I don't think it is likely they have several millions to spare.

    6. Re:Is it enough? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Give it some time, it takes a while for this to have an effect.

      Of course, the law needs to be passed in more countries.

    7. Re:Is it enough? by VEGETA_GT · · Score: 1

      You may prefer to see Jail time, I would rather see them be forced spend time deleating the spam off computers one message at a time. that or a good bull wip is also a good idea.

    8. Re:Is it enough? by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 0, Redundant
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    9. Re:Is it enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, that would make them just spam about their competition's website. Duh.

    10. Re:Is it enough? by wiz31337 · · Score: 1

      I understand what you are saying, and I hate spam just as much as everyone else does, but anti-spam services are not a necessity.

      People can just go through and manually delete the 150+ pen15 enlargement adds they get a day.

      Its kind of like making a robber pay for your home security system after they get caught. We shouldn't have to pay for it, we are not going to rob our own house.

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    11. Re:Is it enough? by belligerent0001 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      oops!

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    12. Re:Is it enough? by v1 · · Score: 2

      I suppose if you make 20B$, knowing you are risking a 5B$ fine is just the cost of doing business, and if it means clearing 15B$ proffit in a few years, why wouldn't you?

      Lock them up instead. Fines are just business. Jail time is incentive to behave.

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    13. Re:Is it enough? by Jonny+do+good · · Score: 1

      "Its kind of like making a robber pay for your home security system after they get caught. We shouldn't have to pay for it, we are not going to rob our own house."

      I also understand your point. I really would like to bill for the % of bandwidth consumed by spam and the time I spend deleting it though. Considering that spam is illegal spammers should not only be fined, they should spend time in prison like any other thief. Spam is worse than telemarketing calls, with them I can check my caller ID and not answer (they don't usually leave a message), with spam I have no choice but to deal with it somehow.

    14. Re:Is it enough? by secure+paranoia · · Score: 1

      i think vigilante avenue has been explored.. 'member blue security?? as i recall it didn't work out real well for them..

    15. Re:Is it enough? by Meatloaf+Surprise · · Score: 1
      Spam is worse than telemarketing calls, with them I can check my caller ID and not answer (they don't usually leave a message), with spam I have no choice but to deal with it somehow.
      But you did deal with telemarketing...by purchasing caller id.
    16. Re:Is it enough? by Compulsion · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps he purchased CallerID to see who was calling. Picking up spammers is just a little something extra.

    17. Re:Is it enough? by foamrotreturns · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because they backed down. They didn't stay the course because they had investors to please. I'm looking forward to the Okopipi project's debut.

    18. Re:Is it enough? by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

      A year in jail and they buy penis enlargment pills and instant cialis tabs for their cellmate.

    19. Re:Is it enough? by eneville · · Score: 1
      Maybe someone needs to starts DOSing the sites that are advertised for in spam, then people would be afraid to go to spammers for advertising.
      you ever looked at the urls? they often use exploited legitimate sites to host the spam payload for this very reason.
    20. Re:Is it enough? by eneville · · Score: 1
      YES! Jail! and the next time I seen them damn kids dropping flyers on my front porch.. I'll be waiting with my shotgun. Spam is annoying for me just as it is for the next person, but you still have to carry those flyers from the mailbox to the recycling bin (or put a recycling bin at my front door saying "Yes Flyers Please!") but that'd hardly the point.. I think jail-time would be somewhat extreme
      why exactly? running a spam filter costs me, the companies etc extra money in loss of CPU idle cycles. why should that punk be running up the electricity bill for free? for all we know, that punk could have shares in the power companies for this reason...
    21. Re:Is it enough? by uwnav · · Score: 1

      well I'm sure your spam filters are ringing up quite the electricity bill.. but I'm sure it takes him a lot more resources to send you that email than it does for you to block it. going back to my flyer example.. it's like saying you're ticked off at the work you have to put in to drag those flyers to the recycling bin (if you have any sort of conscience and dont just throw in the trash).. but I'd say it takes a *significantly* larger amount of effort on the part of the company who's printing and distributing the flyers... this is just like telemarketers who call your house, sure it's annoying to have to pick up the phone and hang up again... but I'm sure they're putting in slightly more effort. what I don't understand is why do we see ballistic over spam on email, when we've been dealing with spam everywhere to begin with. sure spam by email is a lot more feasible compared to the other methods so you get a larger volume of it but I hardly think it's not manageable

    22. Re:Is it enough? by eneville · · Score: 1
      well I'm sure your spam filters are ringing up quite the electricity bill.. but I'm sure it takes him a lot more resources to send you that email than it does for you to block it. going back to my flyer example.. it's like saying you're ticked off at the work you have to put in to drag those flyers to the recycling bin (if you have any sort of conscience and dont just throw in the trash)..
      not true. back in the day we could run 20x the email, now we have to filter it and virus check... that reduces the amount we can run hugely. so mail cluster is now 20x bigger. that's not really growth as moores law is applied here, the computers are a higher spec etc.

      the flyers are being delivered door to door, that means it's little effort going from number 10 to 12. it's just part of the round.
    23. Re:Is it enough? by Phroggy · · Score: 1
      Maybe someone needs to starts DOSing the sites that are advertised for in spam, then people would be afraid to go to spammers for advertising.

      Your post advocates a

      ( ) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based (X) vigilante

      approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

      ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
      ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
      ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
      ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
      ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
      ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
      ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
      (X) The police will not put up with it
      ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
      ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
      ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
      ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
      (X) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

      Specifically, your plan fails to account for

      (X) Laws expressly prohibiting it
      ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
      ( ) Open relays in foreign countries
      ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
      ( ) Asshats
      ( ) Jurisdictional problems
      ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
      ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
      ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
      ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
      ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
      (X) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
      ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
      (X) Extreme profitability of spam
      ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
      ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
      (X) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
      (X) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
      (X) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
      ( ) Outlook

      and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

      ( ) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever
      been shown practical
      ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
      ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
      ( ) Blacklists suck
      ( ) Whitelists suck
      ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
      ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
      (X) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
      ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
      ( ) Sending email should be free
      ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
      ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
      (X) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
      ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
      ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
      ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

      Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

      (X) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
      ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
      ( ) Nice try, asshole! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!

      At this point, this wouldn't significantly impact the spam I receive. I'm pretty sure the spam will keep coming, even if the sites (which are often hosted by zombie PCs, for precisely this reason) are long gone. You have to remember, the people actually sending the spam aren't the people trying to advertise their product; by the time a spammer starts spewing out his crap, he's already collected his money from the client.

      In fact, the spammer co

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    24. Re:Is it enough? by Jonny+do+good · · Score: 1

      "But you did deal with telemarketing...by purchasing caller id."

      No, I have a cell phone and my service comes with caller id... but you do have another good point.

    25. Re:Is it enough? by uwnav · · Score: 1

      hmmm, it is plausible that spam costs a lot of time/effort/money... but you can't be arguing that it takes more resources to filter emails than to generate and send those. Lets not forget that although you've spent all this .. work on spam filters, all your spam doesn't originate from one person. So you can hardly blame the one guy/company alone in Australia. It does have to start somewhere... but lets try another analogy.. if you've got a steamy pie sitting on a windowsill and there's flies flying around it ... if you take one aside and pull its wings out and torture it... it *might* discourage other flies (yes I'm comparing the brainpower of a spammer to a fly's attraction to desert), but after all! it's hardly fair to that one fly who was just one of the many flies buzzing around.

    26. Re:Is it enough? by neil-ngc · · Score: 1

      ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft Missed one.

    27. Re:Is it enough? by AoT · · Score: 1

      Anyway, my point is, if you DoS the client's web site, you're not hurting the spammer at all. Plus, any DoS will affect innocent bystanders. So don't do it; it's not the right answer.

      If you DOS the clients website you may not hurt the pammer directly, but that isn't the idea. The idea is to make going to spammers the wrong choice for people trying to advertise, this would hurt spammers of a type.

      Aside from that, you're right when you say:

      "(X) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work."

      But a I can dream, can't I?

    28. Re:Is it enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you afford to send a snail-mail mass mailing to 10,000,000 addresses? How about calling them on the phone? Those would both cost a little bit more than you might be willing to spend, but you can spam that many people for practically nothing (much closer to nothing if you do it via botnet).

      *That's* the problem with spam. I'm unlikely to get snail mail from a tailor in Omaha because his chance of selling me anything is so extremely low that the relatively high cost of sending the letter is not worth it. If you can send your ad to millions of people essentially for free, then there's no reason to be selective, so the spammers aren't.

      They are sociopathic assholes who are happy to destroy something useful and cool like email just so they can make a buck off of its rotting corpse. They are the same people you'd find dumping trash on the side of the road while getting paid to take it to the dump. Fuck them, and everyone like them.

    29. Re:Is it enough? by bhiestand · · Score: 1
      YES! Jail! and the next time I seen them damn kids dropping flyers on my front porch.. I'll be waiting with my shotgun. Spam is annoying for me just as it is for the next person, but you still have to carry those flyers from the mailbox to the recycling bin (or put a recycling bin at my front door saying "Yes Flyers Please!") but that'd hardly the point.. I think jail-time would be somewhat extreme

      That's just a terrible analogy. It's more like someone hacking into your print server and making all of your printers print advertisements for their products. Or maybe it's more like fax advertising. It has a real cost for the receiver.

      In addition, not everyone can throw out 50 tons of trash every week. I live on a small, populous island with only one remaining landfill. Trash disposal costs me about $60/month for one 50-gallon trash can, and the recyclables need to be separately bagged inside of the can. Junk mail costs me real money to receive, even though its postage was paid by the advertisers.

      Spam is even worse, because the advertisers usually steal/hack the "postage". They exploit security holes in other systems to send their spam, then they usually direct the recipients to hacked or rooted web servers. And don't even get me started about the zombie nets they've used.
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    30. Re:Is it enough? by mikek3332002 · · Score: 1

      The kids are using their own resources.
      Spamming is like phoning with reverse charges. It costs you!

    31. Re:Is it enough? by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

      "Maybe someone needs to starts DOSing the sites that are advertised for in spam, then people would be afraid to go to spammers for advertising."

      It's been done http://mlns.starring.se/ and in one case it worked so well http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_security that the spammers declared war on the internet in defense of their right to spam.

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    32. Re:Is it enough? by eneville · · Score: 1
      hmmm, it is plausible that spam costs a lot of time/effort/money... but you can't be arguing that it takes more resources to filter emails than to generate and send those. Lets not forget that although you've spent all this .. work on spam filters, all your spam doesn't originate from one person. So you can hardly blame the one guy/company alone in Australia. It does have to start somewhere... but lets try another analogy.. if you've got a steamy pie sitting on a windowsill and there's flies flying around it ... if you take one aside and pull its wings out and torture it... it *might* discourage other flies (yes I'm comparing the brainpower of a spammer to a fly's attraction to desert), but after all! it's hardly fair to that one fly who was just one of the many flies buzzing around.
      some insects give off a scent when they die, warning others to avoid possible danger.

      make one spammer take some wrap and it will deter some. personally they should get the chair. we cant let people just go around making the world worse for everyone.
    33. Re:Is it enough? by The+Famous+Brett+Wat · · Score: 1
      I prefer to see jail time for these guys.

      The judgment against him includes an injunction against further spamming. If he violates that injunction he probably will go to jail, even though that isn't a normal part of the penalties for breaking the law. Injunctions like that are intended to prevent lawbreakers from thinking of fines as "the cost of doing business", I guess.

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    34. Re:Is it enough? by donak · · Score: 1

      Add to that a ban on touching a computer of any sort (a la Kevin Mitnick's 5 year ban), but in the case of a spammer, make it for life, with a years prison time per keystroke!

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    35. Re:Is it enough? by uwnav · · Score: 1

      yeeesh, you can't possibly think you're not being slightly extreme here. I acknowledge the whole insect scent thing.. but giving the chair to one of them? These people aren't eating your babies... there's ... hundreds .. and thousands of things that are making the world worse for everyone. Your perception is that spammers make the *whole world* so much worse, if they'd all get the chair.. then you're telling me it's justified for a hippie to jump onto their bicycle with a shotgun and pop every SUV driver out there cause they're making "the world worse for everyone" by destroying the ozone? .. that's *ONE* of the .. HUNDREDS of things that's making the world worse for everyone over spam

    36. Re:Is it enough? by eneville · · Score: 1
      then you're telling me it's justified for a hippie to jump onto their bicycle with a shotgun and pop every SUV driver out there cause they're making "the world worse for everyone" by destroying the ozone? .. that's *ONE* of the .. HUNDREDS of things that's making the world worse for everyone over spam
      true. but the SUV is not illegal just yet, it will be soon, and in the UK there are talks to heavily tax the things off the road, which i agree with, totally. but, it's illegal to spam. so its about time we treated it so.
    37. Re:Is it enough? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Whoops!

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  2. one down... by Tekninja_Hawk · · Score: 0
    If they could only do this about 400,000 more times, maybe everyone wouldnt have to worry about Spam blocking so much?

    Personally id like to get the guys sending the "Free VblAGRA!" or maybe the "Free VasdAGRA!"

    God knows i could use some VasdAGRA....?

  3. Coming up next... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coming up next: Spammer gets US court to order australia to stop interfering with his business, and tries to get them to order Icann to remove the .au TLD.

  4. The gavel falls by Dekortage · · Score: 4, Informative

    The original court decision was handed down last April; this is the punishment. Additionally, when the case went to court in 2005, the courts handed Clarity1 an an injunction against sending more spam. So it sounds like Mansfield first violated the law, then violated a court injunction.

    I wonder if he can pay the fine in e-mail promotion services?

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    1. Re:The gavel falls by Arancaytar · · Score: 5, Funny

      > I wonder if he can pay the fine in e-mail promotion services? "c0ur1 dec1s1ons & 1njunct10n5! 100% gu4rant33d!"

    2. Re:The gavel falls by The+Famous+Brett+Wat · · Score: 1
      So it sounds like Mansfield first violated the law, then violated a court injunction.

      I understand that Mansfield appealed the initial injunction, and it was changed. I think the argument went something like this.

      Govt: He's continuing to break the law, your honour. Order him to stop.
      Judge: Fair enough. So ordered.
      Wayne: Hang on, I'm not breaking the law! I have permission from all those recipients: that's my point. If I can't send email for the duration of this case it will be crippling to my business.
      Govt: We have complaints from some of those recipients indicating that they emphatically did not grant permission.
      Wayne: Nobody's perfect. I'll remove them from my lists if you tell me who they are.
      Govt: They are concerned that you will sell their addresses to other spammers.
      Wayne: I promise I won't.
      Judge: Very well. The court orders that you desist from sending mail to those who have lodged complaints, as provided by the Government authority, and that you not divulge those addresses to anyone else in the process.

      I've not seen any suggestion in any court document that Wayne violated this order. He continued to spam, yes, and that probably meant that the fine he payed in the end continued to increase with each documented violation, but he didn't directly violate a court order in doing so. Now that the case is over, there is a concrete judgment stating that his mailing practices did constitute spam, his objections to the contrary notwithstanding. The court has now told him, "what you did was wrong: you are therefore fined big bucks, and ordered not to do it anymore." So if he sends anyone spam now, he's liable to go to jail for violating a court order (in addition to being fined again).

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  5. There's no apostrophe in its when it's possessive! by Zweideutig · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The Slashdot editors need to go back to high school and learn basic English.

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  6. NANI?! by Macthorpe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Dammit! Now my pen15 will never get any larger!

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    1. Re:NANI?! by Donniedarkness · · Score: 2, Funny
      Just in case someone doesn't know, "nani" is Japanese for "what".

      And no, your pen15 will never get larger. You're a slashdotter who throws Japanese into sentences at random. It's not even going to matter. Get used to it.

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    2. Re:NANI?! by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      It's NOT SO! BAKA!!!11!oneone

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    3. Re:NANI?! by Macthorpe · · Score: 2

      That's an in-joke in our office after we watched particularly dodgy anime. So, no, I'm not a slashdotter who 'throws Japanese into sentences at random'. I was stuck for a title so I just chucked it on.

      Oh, and I'll be sure to relay your pessimism regarding my sexual prospects to my boyfriend.

      P.S. Your screen name is paraphrased from a sci-fi film. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

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    4. Re:NANI?! by Donniedarkness · · Score: 1
      =) I was just messing with you.

      I'm actually a huge anime fan. And I'm a big dork about it. And I do throw in random Japanese words in conversation (mostly with other anime geeks). I never insult someone with the intent of making them feel bad.

      My name actually came from a flash animation someone made of me on a forum (my name is Donnie).But yeah, sorry that I didn't make it clear that I wasn't trying to offend you.

      And yes, I realize this is offtopic. Mods, mod me down.

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  7. I've been on the internet too long by Megaweapon · · Score: 2, Funny

    I sort of read that "Fined A$$ Million" ala fined out the ass... *sigh*

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    1. Re:I've been on the internet too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only are you stupid and humourless, your signature makes you a whiny bitch.

      CmdrTaco, is that you?

  8. Australian spammers by krell · · Score: 5, Funny

    A fine for these guys is too easy. They should serve some sort of hard time, like in a prison or penal colony. Or imagine exiling them to a whole continent set aside to imprison them.... Oh wait.

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    1. Re:Australian spammers by aussersterne · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Put them to work in a special prison computer room where they have to filter SPAM out of government email boxes by hand, one click at a time, 10 hours/day. Every time they let a SPAM message through or accidentally can a good message, they get 24 hours in solitary confinement without food. No, make that they get 24 hours in solitary confinement and have to eat nothing but hunks of SPAM for the rest of the week.

      They should receive 1 year of time in prison doing this for every 1 year they were SPAMming on the outside.

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    2. Re:Australian spammers by Spacejock · · Score: 2, Funny

      like in a prison or penal colony

      Dude, this is Australia ...

    3. Re:Australian spammers by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Funny
      A fine for these guys is too easy. They should serve some sort of hard time, like in a prison or penal colony.

      Oh, hilarious. An American making prison colony jokes about Australia. For us, that was 150 years ago. For you, it's Guantanamo Bay.

    4. Re:Australian spammers by DaveMN · · Score: 1

      The hard time is apparently reserved for folks hosting Bit Torrent trackers.

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    5. Re:Australian spammers by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      How much is A$6M? Is it enough to buy a couple candy bars?

    6. Re:Australian spammers by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Sentence them to live in a small town. As the old joke goes, every day in a small town feels like an eternity.

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    7. Re:Australian spammers by krell · · Score: 1

      " For you, it's Guantanamo Bay."

      That will do as a stand-in for Australia in a pinch. All we have to is add a few roos, hang everyone from their feet so they are upside-down, and hire Mel Gibson as a prison guard.

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    8. Re:Australian spammers by badman99 · · Score: 0

      You do realise that there were more 'convicts' settled to the states than the entire australian population at the time ?

    9. Re:Australian spammers by samj · · Score: 1

      We have our very own island for that - it's called 'Tasmania'.

    10. Re:Australian spammers by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      Let me get this straight...

      You want to have convicted felons get access to and read government email?

      Should this be at all levels of government (town, state, national), including the department of defense, intelligence agencies and the military?

      Also, who's checking to see if they create false positives? More felons? Guarding, housing and feeding your large spam slave population is starting to sound way more expensive than using a few more servers equipped with half decent filters.

    11. Re:Australian spammers by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      , and hire Mel Gibson as a prison guard.

      Mel was born in New York. You can keep him.

    12. Re:Australian spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha, because this is clearly going to be implemented just as soon as we iron out the wrinkles, of course.

    13. Re:Australian spammers by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      Just getting the joke now?

    14. Re:Australian spammers by TechForensics · · Score: 1

      I understand the island of Pomita, off the coast of Tasmania, is available for these types.

      --
      Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
    15. Re:Australian spammers by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Whooooosh

  9. Hey, here's an idea.... by lottameez · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can someone please post his email? I'd like to send him some great money saving offers.

    --
    Yeah? Well I think you're overrated too.
    1. Re:Hey, here's an idea.... by carlvlad · · Score: 0

      or maybe get him to deletes all the spam in the bloody world as punishment, manually.

    2. Re:Hey, here's an idea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He does have a blog... if you want to give him some AdSense revenue.

  10. No Jail Time? by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Spam laws should mandate 1 second of jail time for every spam message sent. That's a half to a third of the time the average spam wastes for me.

    --

    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:No Jail Time? by Panaqqa · · Score: 1

      So let's see... 280,000,000 spam messages equals what, about 9 years?

      Really, I'd like to see SOME jail time on these if in fact a criminal law is broken, but isn't 9 years a little much? How about a token 90 days with 3-5 years for reoffending? That seems more in line. Just one catch though: he has to spend 16 hours a day of those 90 days clicking a "Delete" button.

    2. Re:No Jail Time? by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      Well if it takes on average 3 seconds to identify a spam by title and delete it without opening it this dude wasted 27 years of people's time. And that's not even counting people who opened the mail or the ones who actually responded to him. Nor does it take into consideration the resources used to store and forwar dhis mail. Odds are that when you add everything up the cost was well over one human lifespan. I'd say wasting 9 years of his time in return is letting him off easy.

      Of course we know that a legislative solution won't really solve the spam problem -- juristictional issues are too much of a PITA to work out in most of the cases. Still, I'd say 1 second per message is quite a fair number. Maybe it'd persuade spammers to be more selctive in who they spam...

      --

      I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  11. Why there are not box stuffing bots? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2, Interesting
    These spammers operate on ridiculously low cost for sending mail. Increasing the cost of sending email is neither viable nor desirable. The best option is to increase the cost of benefitting from replies. Only one in a million or two emails produce a prospect for the spammer right now. Just imagine some bots that reply to these spams with bogus phone numbers or credit card numbers. So he now gets 100 or 1000 replies for a million emails he/she is sending out. One or two, at the most, would be real b00bs replying and the rest would be bogus. Now the problem of filtering out bogus replies from real replies is on his end. Just increase the cost just a little. The bogus replies need not be impossible to spot. All we have to do is to increase the cost of processing replies. That will put a dent into spam ops.

    If some activists get some action from the credit card companies, phone companies and FBI and set up honeypot phone numbers, bank account, credit card numbers to trap the spammers at the point where they try to cash in, that would be nice.

    --
    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
    1. Re:Why there are not box stuffing bots? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hello, I'm the son of General Nutumbo (retired) of the Nigerian Army. He was very happy to find out that thousands of honest Americans were willing to help him move his $43 million dollar oil renvenues out of the National Bank of Nigeria with their financial help. Now I find out it was all a trick. Shame on you!

      --
      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    2. Re:Why there are not box stuffing bots? by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1
      Bad idea:
      1. Spammers never get replies. They send from botfarms with fake email addresses. Replying will either result in you getting back a postmaster "unknown user" message, or further clogging the email box of the poor sod whose email address they "borrowed".
      2. For this reason, business is never conducted by replying to spam - you either click a link, call a number or respond to a different address they provide in the message body. These would be harder to implement as anti-spam bots (especially the "call-a-number" ones).
      3. The spammers don't care what happens to the email once it leaves the server - they get paid either way by the dodgy pharma-company or whoever else they are advertising for. What you are proposing may hurt their clients a little, but will not touch them directly.
      4. What you are proposing (providing fake purchase requests with credit card details etc.) amounts to fraud. Sure, you could fight fire with fire, but it means you too will need to set up a zombit botnet to keep yourself anonymous. Otherwise litigous spam-masters and viagra dealers the world over will be tracking you down and getting you locked away or sued back into the stone age for harming their business.


      In short, it's illegal, probably ineffectual, and would likely inconvenience just as many people. Good luck, Robin Hood...
    3. Re:Why there are not box stuffing bots? by misleb · · Score: 1

      Very few spams actually use a replay as a response. Usually they want you to visit a website and fills something out. How are you goign to automate that? What if the URL is in a image? What if they want you to call?

      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    4. Re:Why there are not box stuffing bots? by Panaqqa · · Score: 1

      Automating that is actually very easy. Go through your inbox with IMAP and capture the hyperlinks in the email source, grab the website (using a proxy) at the link and see if there's a form there. If there's a form, fill it in using honeypot credit cards and emails. Send any cookie and session information it gives you to a central location which does capture and enforcement. Submit the form with your own headers substituted, so when it sends back a page, that page goes to the central location you just reported to which takes over the session. They take it from there.

      Simple. A couple of days of coding.

    5. Re:Why there are not box stuffing bots? by misleb · · Score: 1

      And this is supposed to accomplish what, exactly? What is this "central location" you are talking about? Sounds like it assumes a lot about the nature of the spam and the people doing the spamming.

      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    6. Re:Why there are not box stuffing bots? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Your post advocates a

      ( ) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based (X) vigilante

      approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

      (X) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
      ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
      ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
      ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
      ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
      (X) Users of email will not put up with it
      ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
      ( ) The police will not put up with it
      ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
      ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
      ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
      (X) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
      (X) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

      Specifically, your plan fails to account for

      ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
      ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
      ( ) Open relays in foreign countries
      ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
      ( ) Asshats
      ( ) Jurisdictional problems
      ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
      ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
      ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
      ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
      ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
      ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
      ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
      (X) Extreme profitability of spam
      (X) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
      ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
      (X) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
      (X) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
      (X) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
      ( ) Outlook

      and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

      (X) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown practical
      ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
      ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
      ( ) Blacklists suck
      ( ) Whitelists suck
      ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
      ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
      ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
      ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
      ( ) Sending email should be free
      ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
      ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
      (X) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
      ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
      ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
      ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

      Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

      (X) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
      ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
      ( ) Nice try, asshole! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!

      --
      $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
  12. Impact on business is less than torrent hosting? by wonkknows · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So in other slashdot news people get jail time for hosting torrents which impact a limited number of people/business.

    Yet, only fines for impacting a HUGE number of people/business??

  13. d1a2ep@m for less by scotbot · · Score: 1

    I bet that makes them depressed.

    Perhaps they should seek out some Net-based therapy.

    Maybe they need to subscribe to mailing lists for d1a2ep@m.

  14. Re:There's no apostrophe in its when it's possessi by enigma9 · · Score: 3, Funny

    You are assuming they went to High School in the first place :-)

    --
    My other post is +5, Interesting
  15. Re:There's no apostrophe in its when it's possessi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does it really matter? People should drop
    characters that are redundant to meaning. This trend
    will survive in the next generation of grammar rules.
    If you know anything about linguistics you'll know
    that this is the natural evolution of language. It's
    been going on since the pictograph systems of ancient
    Mesopotamia. It's the meaning that counts. I should
    say, itz the conveyance of meaning thatz important,
    dont get hung up on missing characters if you know
    whatz being sed, unless ur real anal:)

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    1. Re:Lose weight, use Viagra, get penis enlargement by craagz · · Score: 1

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  17. be real by stachu+trawki · · Score: 1
    "The Company, Clarity1, sent 280 million unsolicited emails of which 74 million hit mailboxes between 4/2004 and 4/2006."

    WTF? I bet they were sending that much in less than one day:
    10k zombie hosts * average 0.1 successful sents per sec * 3600 * 24 = 86.4 million emails sent in 24h.

    1. Re:be real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually,

      I do know a thing or two about the case, and no... they were sending out that much... no zombies, mo nothing...

  18. Re:There's no apostrophe in its when it's possessi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please stop posting, or at least buy a monitor that is larger than 9" and doesn't force you to add unnecessary line breaks in your text.

  19. If it is NOT for profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    But if there are no ads or revenue involved, can the unsolicited mail be deemed "commercial email"

    --
    Stop the shakes ...
    With your daily fix
    What the MD ordered

  20. That headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    To me it looks like an A$5 load of cash and then some.

  21. Punishment fitting the crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Out of curiosity, how come, when someone pleads guilty to copyright violation and gets sentenced with 5 months everybody complains that he didn't commit a "real crime" where anyone was harmed, yet finds it perfectly ok that a spammer gets fined such an exorbitant amount?

    1. Re:Punishment fitting the crime by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, how come, when someone pleads guilty to copyright violation and gets sentenced with 5 months everybody complains that he didn't commit a "real crime" where anyone was harmed, yet finds it perfectly ok that a spammer gets fined such an exorbitant amount?

      Simple: the spammer is directly costing millions of people real time and money, and raking in huge piles of cash as a result. Many of us are responsible for maintaining mail servers and have to deal with complaints from end users about spam that the filtering software we've worked so hard to configure failed to block. Also, we're not sure about this case, but the fine might be less than the amount he made, so the spammer would still come out ahead.

      The copyright infringer may be depriving a record label (and to a lesser extent the artist) of potential revenue that it's possible they might have gotten otherwise, maybe. Nobody is profiting financially (although some people are listening to music they wouldn't have otherwise gotten to listen to without paying for it).

      --
      $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
  22. Re:There's no apostrophe in its when it's possessi by Like2Byte · · Score: 1

    Strange, the article mentions nothing about grammar.nazi.org.

    Were they indicted, also?

  23. Re:There's no apostrophe in its when it's possessi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He has = he's.

  24. It's probably a dumb point, but... by caudron · · Score: 1

    I have to admit that the number of emails surprised me. 74 million just doesn't seem like that much for a 2 year period. I'm not a spammer, but it just seems like they couldn't have been maxing out their pipe. I dunno. The spam business model confuses me a bit, anyway, but really, if I have a list of addresses that is, say, 1 million large (seems reasonable from what I've heard) that means they only send out 74 iterations over the span of 730 days. That's like less than one iteration a week. Does it take a week to push out a million simple text messages? What do they do for the other 9 days?

    I'm not trying to learn the craft of "spammery" or whatever, it's just that the numbers seemed low. I guess I just had this impression that they sent out like a million a day or something.

    Tom Caudron
    http://tom.digitalelite.com/

    --
    -Tom
    1. Re:It's probably a dumb point, but... by Wierdy1024 · · Score: 1

      There are probably no hard facts of how many were sent - maybe the numbers quoted are only what was received by a particular email provider.

    2. Re:It's probably a dumb point, but... by Measure+Twice · · Score: 1

      I'd assume that that number refers to the mails identifiable as violating the law from the spammer in order to be counted, they'd have to be collectable, identifiable, and end up in the jurisdiction of the court (Austrailia).
      I'm sure that the number is a tiny fraction of the total number sent.

  25. Fining? Aussie, please! by TheStonepedo · · Score: 1

    A few stingray barbs to the heart and they'll think twice about spamming.

    --
    I'll be your candy shop of infinite deliciousity if you'll be my discotheque of endless rump-shaking.
  26. Not As Bad As It Sounds by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is not as bad as it sounds. After all, these are those puny Australian dollars, and not real Dollars.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
    1. Re:Not As Bad As It Sounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is one of the rare cases where you can say that this is exactly 76.255% as bad as it sounds (according to the exchange rates).

  27. Here are some metrics for you... by Panaqqa · · Score: 1

    I actually run a service which sends out opted-in newsletters for a number of clients. The average newsletter contains text, links, and some graphics, and is about 50K bytes. I regularly do runs of more than 1,000,000 emails. Based on what I know of it, 1,000,000 50K average messages can be sent in under 5 days by one server.

    That server BTW is a P4 2.4GHz running LAMP with a dedicated 1.5Mbps pipe.

    1. Re:Here are some metrics for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You use one server, but if the spamming^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hmailshot is farmed out to many servers, each one need only send to a few destinations, eg for 1,000,000 destinatons with a farm of 10 each does 100,000, with 100 each does 10,000, etc. I recently received about 300 spam ALL the same message, there were slightly less than 300 orgins; on that basis, it is not unreasonble to assume that 1,000,000+ spam is liable to be sent from a farm of 1000+ zombies.

      Using 10 servers, each mailing to 100,000 destintions, your 5 days will shrink to about 1/2 day(?) for 1,000,000 mailings, especially if your 10 servers use different access points to the web.

    2. Re:Here are some metrics for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Out of interest, I just checked the last 10 spams' source IPs with spamhaus; 3 of them appear on lists of CBL (discovered in the last 6 hours) with 2 of them with the warning:
      ATTENTION: This IP is likely infected with the Stration/Warezov worm....
      both with the same message, but to different email addresses.
  28. Re:There's no apostrophe in its when it's possessi by theGil · · Score: 1

    If I'm not mistaken, the editor was quoting something someone else said. They can't "quote" a reader if they edit what he wrote...the information was posted for ITS content, not ITS proper form.

  29. Better known as Wayne Mansfield by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Responsible for many years of spamming. Even sued Joey McNicols who reported the spam.

    Spamhaus knows...

    http://www.spamhaus.org/rokso/listing.lasso?-op=cn &spammer=Wayne%20Mansfield

  30. Re:There's no apostrophe in its when it's possessi by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    If I'm not mistaken, the editor was quoting something someone else said. They can't "quote" a reader if they edit what he wrote.

    You are mistaken. RTFA:

    Spam blitz: WA firm fined $5.5m
    AAP
    October 27, 2006 11:30am
    A PERTH company and its director has been fined $5.5 million for sending spam emails.
    ..the information was posted for ITS content, not ITS proper form.

    Yes, because it would obviously be impossible to do both. Why should someone who's pulling down a salary as an editor actually have to edit?

  31. Re:There's no apostrophe in its when it's possessi by theGil · · Score: 1
    You are mistaken. RTFA:

    Pay attention before you post such a response.

    Mick Bailey writes
    "A Perth company and it's director have
    ...from the Slashdot post, NOT the article itself (There was nothing wrong with the "its" in the article). The Slashdot editors don't need to edit a user submission, even if the user mistyped something from the original article.
  32. Re:There's no apostrophe in its when it's possessi by LordActon · · Score: 1

    You said it. The editors should take more responsibility for the lede in general, but getting it grammatically correct would be a fine first step. That, and maybe add "sed 's/supercede/supersede/g'" to the posting script.

    It's hard to recommend /. to literate people while it practically promotes illiteracy.

  33. Summary is in error by The+Famous+Brett+Wat · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's WAYNE Mansfield. "Robert" is his middle name. I was one of the people who lodged a complaint and appeared as a witness in the case. The ACMA press release on the matter is a pretty good resource. I have a blog entry on the subject which is short and to the point, and has useful links to other resources (like the ACMA press release).

    --
    proof, n. A demonstration that a conclusion is implied by certain premises and axioms.
  34. Re:There's no apostrophe in its when it's possessi by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    ...from the Slashdot post, NOT the article itself (There was nothing wrong with the "its" in the article). The Slashdot editors don't need to edit a user submission, even if the user mistyped something from the original article.

    Yes, editors DO need to edit submissions. I actually am an editor in real life, if I let crap like that get past me I'd be out of a job.

  35. Re:There's no apostrophe in its when it's possessi by theGil · · Score: 1

    I've seen plenty of grammatically incorrect user submissions posted on the front page...figured Slashdot editors didn't seem to care about simple things like this and, given the context and purpose of Slashdot, shouldn't really be a big deal. If it were for something in print, or meant for a different audience (or actually the article itself that messed up), it would be a different story (as is the case with your work as an editor).
     
    I don't think they let it "get past" them, I just don't believe this is the biggest thing on their plates. And still I see no admission that your original reply was off-base, just another reply (and on another tangent). :-(
     
    I also think this entire conversation has gotten horribly off-topic (as the mod noted).

  36. Re:Impact on business is less than torrent hosting by uwnav · · Score: 1

    I hardly think bandwidth usage is the primary reason people are getting convicted. torrent hosting usually involves copyright infringement, which is why they get nailed harder

  37. Re:Fining? Aussie, please! by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    Your post advocates a

    ( ) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based (X) vigilante

    approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    (X) The police will not put up with it
    ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    (X) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    ( ) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    ( ) Asshats
    ( ) Jurisdictional problems
    ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    ( ) Extreme profitability of spam
    ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
    ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    ( ) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    (X) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown practical
    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( ) Whitelists suck
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    (X) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    (X) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    ( ) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    (X) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    ( ) Nice try, asshole! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!

    --
    $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
    $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
  38. The judge had a l337 sense of humor. by t0qer · · Score: 1

    Surprised nobody else caught this.

    A$5.5 Million.
    Ass.s Million.

    Sure it's a potty joke in l337 speak, which is why it surprises me that on a site of geeks we all missed it.

  39. Re:There's no apostrophe in its when it's possessi by thc69 · · Score: 1

    Maybe he should get m0n1t0r en1arg3m3nt pi115.

    --
    Procrastination -- because good things come to those who wait.
  40. I was spammed by these guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They got my email off a government mailing list. Some government employee published it because they thought it would be helpful.

    Well, Spammers. I'd like a jail term and a 300 pound cell mate called Bubba to solve your hemmeroid problems. But a one million dollar fine is a start. Here is to your future rectal bleeding. >:-(

  41. Re:There's no apostrophe in its when it's possessi by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    figured Slashdot editors didn't seem to care about simple things like this and, given the context and purpose of Slashdot, shouldn't really be a big deal.

    Obviously they don't care. You want to give them a pass. I don't. There's nothing I can do to change their minds, but I refuse to endorse this unprofessional attitude. They get paid to edit, it's not a hobby. Proofing a dozen paragraphs of text a day is not a great burden.

    And still I see no admission that your original reply was off-base

    I don't understand what you mean. If you were implying that it was correct to quote the submitter's misquote, I disagree. For one thing it reflects unfairly on the original article, which is why I quoted that. For another it's an editor's job to catch mistakes like that before they are published. Slashdot editors routinely mess around with submissions when the mood takes them, so thay have no "hands-off" policy to hide behind. I've seen numerous comments by people complaining how their submission was messed up.

  42. Re:There's no apostrophe in its when it's possessi by smash · · Score: 1
    Have a cry, perhaps you want a refund?

    You have a six digit UID, and are still here - and slashdot has been this bad, if not worse for nearly a decade now. There are more important things in life than bitching about an apostrophe in the contraction of it is...

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  43. Re:There's no apostrophe in its when it's possessi by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    Have a cry, perhaps you want a refund?

    No.

    There are more important things in life than bitching about an apostrophe in the contraction of it is...

    90% of the posts here are or of similar, or less, significance.

  44. Re:Fining? Aussie, please! by TheStonepedo · · Score: 1

    Your response does not take into account:
    ( ) You're a bit uptight
    (X) Tasteless jokes are common on /.

    Additionally you should:
    (X) Grow a sense of humor.
    (X) Quit writing such long trollish posts.
    (X) Have a nice day.

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