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NASA Can't Pay for Killer Asteroid Hunt

CGISecurity.com writes "NASA officials say the space agency is capable of finding nearly all the asteroids that might pose a devastating hit to Earth, but there isn't enough money to pay for the task so it won't get done. 'We know what to do, we just don't have the money,' said Simon 'Pete' Worden, director of NASA's Ames Research Center." But hey, it's just the potential end of the world, so nothing much to worry about there.

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  1. Lets assume they had the funding by hsmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does it really matter? If there is a life on earth ending event occurring from some asteroid they COULD find, does it matter at all? There is nothing we can do about it anyway. So tell me, what is the big deal.

    1. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Zeek40 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd certainly like to know. I've got a decent chunk of change sitting in my retirement accounts that i could throw one hell of a world-ending party with.

    2. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 1

      What do you mean "nothing we can do"? I'm certain we can find a rowdy-yet-lovable bunch of oil drillers to send up there on a suicidal mission to blow up the asteroids from the inside with some nuclear weapons, all set to an Aerosmith soundtrack. What's so hard about that?

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    3. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 1

      If you're assuming that any threat they find will destroy us within a year or two, then yes there's not a great deal we can do about it - Bruce Willis is always busy and Robert Duvall isn't getting any younger.

      But in all likelihood any threat they find won't be destroying us within the next couple of years, it'll be something that will hit in 10 or 20 or 100 years. On those timeframes there are many things we can do, even if at this specific moment it could only be summed up as "let's give a load of smart guys a lot of money to figure out what we're going to do".

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    4. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by penguinrenegade · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So instead of doing something valuable like finding killer asteroids that actually exist and have hit the world in the last 100 years, we send a mission to Mars, send up commercial satellites on government paid for shuttles?

      Use the money for something useful instead of finding out the effects of sending rats into space.

    5. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

      As it turns out, there are ways to hit that asteroid out of the way, assuming we see it in time. If we don't know it's coming, there won't be crap we can do, because it will be "too close" by that time. One proposed way to hit them out of the way is with interstellar billiards, where you hit a smaller one into a bigger one into the threatening one, and even a slight nudge when it's far off will do the trick.

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    6. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by jcorno · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've got a decent chunk of change sitting in my retirement accounts that i could throw one hell of a world-ending party with.

      Yeah, but why would they give it to you? As soon as we know it's coming, every bank on the planet is gonna throw hundred million dollar embezzlement parties.

    7. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by hiroller · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well a mission to the Moon and Mars, bent on colonizing planets outside of our native planet, would be extremely beneficial and would pay off tremendously if Earth was ever faced with a crisis that we could not prevent. It would at least save our species from extinction!

    8. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by hsa · · Score: 0, Redundant

      There is nothing we can do about it anyway.

      We can sent a team of very good drillers to the asteroid. Their mission is to drill 800 ft. into the comet to place a nuclear explosive device. The explosion of the bomb will break the comet in two, and the two pieces will pass earth on both sides.

      I hear Harry S. Stamper is a good choice.

    9. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Fozzyuw · · Score: 1, Funny

      here is nothing we can do about it anyway.

      Sure we can. I saw a documentary not long ago that showed how we could fly onto the comment and drill a nuclear weapon into the core and explode it. All we need is to make sure Ben Afflack's schedule is empty.

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    10. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Call it a hunch, but I have a feeling that most chefs, servers, waitresses, entertainers are not going to want to spend their last days working their asses off for Zeek40 let alone a bunch of rich bankers.

    11. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by ProppaT · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry to break the news to you, but the second the "world ending" asteroid is announced, all your money becomes null and void. At that point, you'd better hope you have a buddy who owns or works at a liquor store, cause it's going to be chaos. Heck, I know if I knew the world was going to end in a year, I'd just go home from work right now. I'd probably start biking to places I haven't been and find ways to eat off the land. I hate to say it, but there's not going to be much of a demand for technical writers if the products I'm writing manuals for would never even see the light of day.

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    12. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Ngarrang · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Personally, I would not want the world to know that The Killer was on its way to hitting us. Can you imagine the mass hysteria and panic such information would cause? Lawlessness and chaos would reign. People wouldn't care to do their jobs anymore. And worse, Slashdot might go offline!

      I fully intend to be reading and sending e-mail up to the last day of my existence, thank you very much. And, doubtless, someone will find a way to blame Micro$oft or SCO, causing a flood of responses for me to have to read...and then ignore.

      So, no, let us NOT look for them. We are better off.

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    13. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      NASA has shown several times they can afford to send money controlling Senators and other congress critters into space. Seems a perfect example of Newtonian physics; toss hot air bodies at asteroids until they slow down to a crawl like all governemnt service.

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    14. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Do you (or anyone else) actually think that we will be able to live on Mars? We can't fix the problems here, and it will be no different on Mars. The USA will claim some of it, Russia another part, and China some more, and then they will just fight each other like they do here. Terra-forming is a pipe dream, and the only thing we can get from Mars is precious elements, which will have so much radioactivity that we would not be able to use them.

      This is real life, not BSG or some other Sci-fi where they just ignore the shit that doesn't fit the plot.

    15. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Grismar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because your money will still have the same value it has today, once we all know the world is gonna end in two weeks.

      I don't know, but I expect you better get looting and pillaging with the rest of them, or hiding in the hills, praying to your preferred deity.

      I recommend Lucifer's Hammer by Niven and Pournelle, it's a great read and on topic in this case. Fiction of course, but a hell of a lot closer to the truth as I see it than parent.

    16. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Floritard · · Score: 1

      Any reason to launch Ben Affleck into space is a good reason...

    17. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by bobertlo · · Score: 1

      Or spending a huge majority of our budget sending our own soldiers to die for oil?

    18. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it is obviously critical that we find all of the potentially Earth devastating asteroids in the next 10 years. Imagine if we didn't do that for the last 100,000 years of human existence! Or even the last 50 years! Or what about a smaller 100 m or so asteroid? Imagine if it not only hit the Earth but it also hit in the center of NYC killing millions! Oh, the humanity!

      It doesn't matter if this survey gets completed in 10 years or 50 years. The fear inspired by the low funding levels and the rush to finish it immediately is completely irrational. People who are freaking out about these asteroids do not fully understand probability. Yes there is a certain trivial probability that we could be hit by a dinosaur extinction sized asteroid tomorrow or in the next 20 years. But I wouldn't bet on it. Nor would I bet on one of those stupid asteroid pseudoscience documentaries (like Earthquake 10.0, Volcano in the middle of a city, Earthquake that breaks California in two, the Supertsunami, etc.).

    19. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by revlayle · · Score: 1

      anyways... Mars has a thinner atmosphere... probably even MORE susceptible to asteroid impacts

    20. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      What is much more likely than a life-ending event, is an asteroid that would take out a city. Is it worth $1 billion to potentially save a city?

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    21. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by briggsb · · Score: 1

      I think we should be more worried about the killer germs on the asteroid. At least that's what this article says.

    22. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by general+scruff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If spotting and tracking these things is the issue, I wonder if a SETI@HOME type setup would help. Use the collective resources of thousands of PCs to do the number crunching for a lot less money. I'm sure you could set it up to track all incoming asteroids, and check the trajectory of each to see which ones we should worry about.

      I'm curious is this approach has been looked at before...

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    23. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by gbreit · · Score: 1

      In my opinion it's not about whether or not NASA *has* the funding. It's a matter of return on investment for them. NASA is not in the business of performing quality scientific research or other unglamorous activities, no matter what their benefit to the public good is. NASA is in the business of self-preservation, accomplished by generating a steady stream of public relations propaganda centered around spectacular photos of astronauts floating in space, applying fresh duct tape to the latest leak in the ISS, or inspecting insulation tiles on the long-obsolete Shuttle for damage due to falling ice during liftoff. The taxpaying public goes, "ooh ahh, pretty pictures! Don't cut their funding," and the money-go-round continues. Something as un-sexy as searching for killer asteroids does not lend itself to the sort of self-serving PR NASA is accustomed to generating. Much more to be gained to do all they can to extend the life of that deathtrap called the Space Shuttle. To defend NASA for a second, their efforts in planetary and environmental sciences are money well-spent, despite the customary emphasis on more pretty pictures (which are admittedly awesome). However, the manned space program in its current form is a sham with no concrete long-term goals, only a near-term need to keep the $$$ rolling in on a year-to-year basis. The consequence of this lack of vision is that unglamorous scientific and technical projects which truely benefit the public good (e.g. asteroid hunting) will always receive the table scraps from the money pile, if anything at all.

    24. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      "There is nothing we can do about it anyway"

      If a killer asteroid were about to hit us in the next year, I would think so. Still, a couple months is a lot of time since we already have shuttle and Progress launch capacity plus a couple very good LEO launchers for smaller stuff, lots of nukes and the soviets have built at least one 50GT device, so, they know how to do it. It's not difficult to imagine a rocket-propelled asteroid-penetrator (grabs the asteroid and fires a rocket deep into it) that could neutralize a pile-of-rubble type and turn it into smaller pieces that would not be able to reach the surface. Also, a life-threatening deadline can work miracles in terms of budgets.

      If we had more time - likely a couple decades - the greatest danger would be to slip on deadlines until we can no longer respond effectively to it.

      Seriously, even a couple years from now we could try to do something without breaking a sweat.

    25. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      Maybe the asteroid is only going to knock out 1/4 of the earth. It's still quite valuable to find out which 1/4.

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    26. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by kalirion · · Score: 3, Funny

      So instead of doing something valuable like finding killer asteroids that actually exist and have hit the world in the last 100 years, we send a mission to Mars, send up commercial satellites on government paid for shuttles?

      I don't think any asteroids that have hit the world in the last 100 years are likely to hit it again any time soon....

    27. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by hiroller · · Score: 1

      Definately true and even truer for the moon. However, with a dispersal of the population, it would take multiple catastrophes (at least one on each colonized planet/moon) to wipe us out. Not to mention that if we have learned how to survive harsher habitats than the one we are made for, then it would stand to reason that the human species would be able to survive a drastic change in our environment here on earth, which would hopefully reduce our chances of being extinct in the same fashions as the dinosaurs

    28. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by interiot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If there's an asteroid that's big enough to strip off Earth's crust, a trivial thing like the atmosphere is going to be a rather trivial defense.

    29. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by deviceb · · Score: 1

      yes the money should be spend on finding out the effects on sending snakes on a shuttle instead.

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    30. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by ArcherB · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wasn't the UN supposed to be taking this on? Why is that those that don't want the US to be the world's policeman are suddenly crying for the US to be the world's defender? This is a global problem that requires a global response!

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    31. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Orange+Crush · · Score: 1

      There is nothing we can do about it anyway.

      There's probably nothing we can do about it right now. That doesn't mean we can't figure something out. The first step is in detecting an asteroid and determining when it will impact. Given enough advance notice, we can devise a way to deflect a killer asteroid.

    32. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Rei · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Do you have any clue how horribly difficult a truly independent colony will be to establish? I'll demonstrate. Let's just pick one task that will be essential -- just one. Say, mining. Now, let's pick just one aspect of mining -- say, a loader. Let's just pick one thing that that loader will consume over time (ignoring what it takes to make more of them or replacement parts) -- say, lubricant. What do we need for this?

      Well, there are three kinds of lubricants that would be reasonable for different tasks on Mars: petroleum, plant, and silicone. Plant, probably the easiest, wouldn't work for this task. Even processed plant oils, like soybean polyol esters, are not suited for high loading tasks. Plant-derived lubricants are only for mild conditions. They're also much more prone to degradation. Really wouldn't work. So, that leaves petroleum and silicone. Petroleum, you'd need long chain fuel oils -- saturated and unsatured hydrocarbons, linear and/or cyclic. Your base could also be phosphate esters, although they'd be low viscosity. Diesters might be good, as could short chain polyglycols. Silicone oils can be good by themselves or as additives. So, we have a few options for bases. But is that good enough? Not really, unless you want to wear through parts and oil like there's no tomorrow. What additives do we need? Anti-foaming agents (silicone is good for this). EP additives allow the lubricant to work in higher stress conditions (like mining), so that's things like sulfur, phosphorus, and chlorine compounds. You're still going to be getting particles in solution, though -- how to keep them there to prevent them from abrading the surfaces? Detergents: sulfates, phosphonates, thiophosphonates, phenates, or salicylates of barium, calcium, or magnesium. And/or dispersants. And heck, if this lubricant is to be used where there's combustion, you may need emulsifiers as well to allow it to mix with some water.

      Now, let's chain back just one of those chemicals -- let's say a fuel oil. What do we need to produce a fuel oil on Mars? We need to use something like the Fischer-Tropsh process or Sabatier synthesis to turn CO2 + H2 into hydrocarbons. H2 comes from energy-intensive cracking of water. CO2 will have to be frozen out of the uberthin atmosphere in a huge facility. Of course, we'll get mostly methane from our hydrocarbon synthesis. Let's just assume that this tech advances enough that appropriate catalyst packs can be gotten to selectively make heavier hydrocarbons. You'll still need a whole distilling facility to process the hydrocarbons (picture a small oil refinery) to seperate. All of this power? Well, if it comes from nuclear, you better have a way to make nuclear fuel (and you don't even want to see the dependency chain on that one). Solar? Solar panels have an even bigger dependency chain. Solar thermal? Ignoring initial launch costs for that much mass, even if you can make the mirrors locally, you still need to make the heliostats. Once again, depenency chains. See where this is going?

      Note how much I had to narrow the subject down just to get into this one set of resource dependencies. The simple fact is that modern technology spawns *huge* dependency chains, and on another planet, you simply can't live/expand a colony without modern technology. You can make some simplifying assumptions -- say, substitute HDPE for LDPE in a plastics task. But you couldn't generally, say, substitute HDPE for neoprene, teflon, polycarbonate, or nylon. Even simplified dependency trees will still be monstrous.

      This assumes that everything we need *can* be found on Mars. What if it can't? What if we can't find, say, fluorspar? No aluminium industry (not only will that hurt construction and refining, but also would be a double-whammy for rocketry; you'd have to use titanium alloys (more expensive) for structural integiry and would have much weaker solid rocket engines). No hydrofluoric acid (needed by many industrial processes -- including the most realistic uran

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    33. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by AlHunt · · Score: 1

      >So instead of doing something valuable like finding killer asteroids that actually exist and have hit the world in the last 100 years
      >we send a mission to Mars, send up commercial satellites on government paid for shuttles?

      They need $1.0 billion that they apparently don't have and congress won't give them. Yet there seems to be $93.4 billion in the congressional sofa cushions for Iraq.

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    34. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Rei · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not about "not understanding probability". It's about weighting risk with consequences. Just from one known asteroid, we have a 1 in 45,000 chance of impact. It's energy on impact would be about 880 MT. The Tungustka explosion? 10-20 MT. The largest atomic bomb ever detonated? ~50MT. Krakatoa? ~200 MT. We're talking about a *huge* release of energy. 2 in 3 odds, it lands in an ocean. Which means collosal tsunamis all around the ocean's rim. Which means that coastal cities all around the ocean are hit with an energy that makes the Indian Ocean tsunami look tiny. Trillions of dollars in damage. Even an impact on land would be catastrophic.

      One in 45,000 chance suddenly doesn't sound so little, does it? Say the expected damage was 2 trillion dollars. Ignore the cost in human lives. This one NEO would justify a ~50 million program (assuming no other benefits from the program). Yet we're just talking about *one NEO* here. There are many thousands of NEOs. Most aren't as risky as Apophis. But it is important that we know about them, and refine their orbits as soon as possible. We're talking about very small odds, but very huge consequences. Each year that you don't look for them is a year that you're taking an unjustified (economically) risk. We can, and will, stop an asteroid if it is likely to hit us. But we need to know years in advance.

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    35. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Kronik+Gamer · · Score: 1

      Oh sending snakes on a shuttle with Samuel L. Jackson...

    36. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by kinglink · · Score: 1

      According to Armageddon yes.. yes it does. But only if we can get Bruce Willis to stop it.

      On the other hand Deep Impact informed us we should start digging large underground caves so we have them in time.

      So it's up to the government to either fund NASA or some excavation crew, either way we need a little more dough.

    37. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      If there is a life on earth ending event occurring from some asteroid they COULD find, does it matter at all? There is nothing we can do about it anyway.

      If we found an asteroid that was going to wipe out the earth five years from today, there's plenty we could do about it. You'd be surprised how much $200-trillion will buy. (Maybe they'd just write "$ALL" on the cheque.)

    38. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by nasch · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're right, that sounds *really* hard. So.... we shouldn't try?

    39. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      Finding them isn't always the problem. Finding ways to hit them is.

      After all, we know about Apophis, but no-one knows yet how to stop it.

      I planned to have a go, but the competition for an answer has too short a time period for me to try. I need at least a year.

      Want to see how close aphophis gets? check this model, it has the asteroid in it.

      http://code.google.com/p/nmod/

    40. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Frumious+Wombat · · Score: 1

      So, I can see space colonies for (1) national pride and cultural jockeying for position, or (2) a frontier stirs the imaginations back home, or even (3) a place for people who reject the Lockean "social contract" of our society to go. However, why is colonization to ensure our species's survival an issue? What makes our DNA so uniquely valuable that if removed from the civilization we've built (here and there) it deserves to be propagated. If the big one hits, then unless someone thought to digitize and send along our cultural heritage, then we've lost most of what made us noteworthy anyway. If you do, then it's removed from living contexts, and just ashes of a lost world. Memento Mori.

      Press a bunch of gold disks with a mixture of Bach and Shakespeare, send them into the void in all directions, and announce, "We are, We were" far more effectively than colonizing Mars ever will.

      This post probably influenced by a caffeine headache, but putting money into trying to make a self-sustaining colony on mars just in case an asteroid hits home, versus putting that money into finding the blasted things and learning how to steer them away (and maybe mining them in the process; imagine Pt/Ir cheap enough to use for plumbing), seems like misplaced hubris. Again, if you say we're doing the colony-thing for reasons 1-3, I say go for it, as it's an extension of our civilization. Option three is simply a change to crawl back up from the mud again, with memory of where we fell from. (and just imagine the legends from that process that will be passed down, misinterpreted, and misapplied.)

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    41. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      More importantly, we spend $750 billion to kill Muslims and anybody else who "threatens" US (and Israeli) world hegemony...

      We could knock a few billion off that figure and divert it to NASA, I'm sure.

      Oh, wait, that's primate fear and primate competition we're talking about here.

      Never mind.

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    42. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 1

      I liked this comment:

      "There's always some fun at http://www.lpl.arizona.edu/impacteffects/ "

    43. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by C0y0t3 · · Score: 1

      Rather than curling up and waiting to die (which you theoretically embrace with the utter calm of a Jesuite monk awaiting penance), I suggest we should collectively attempt to do something about it... the ones of us at least who are not picking flowers and waiting to die, of course. Pool our worthless money and try to come up with a solution. Fire off a couple nukular warheads in the general vicinity if nothing else... at least put a few mating pairs of humans into orbit in a life boat space shuttle on the off chance the entire physical mass of the planet is not vaporized.

      Sheesh...

    44. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by saskboy · · Score: 1

      You're thinking too short-term. We may not be able to get to Mars and live there reliably for another 500 years, but if we don't keep working at it now, we probably will delay the time we can do it, past the life ending event on Earth.

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    45. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by hey! · · Score: 1

      There are three reasons why this scenario is not worth factoring in.

      (1) Humans are extremely adaptable. It is extremely unlikely that the Earth could become completely uninhabitable for people.
      (2) Be that as it may, we need materials to work with. Specifically biological materials. Therefore a Mars colony without Earth support would be a precarious proposition indeed -- you'd be pretty much one crop failure from a Mars extinction. If your crops fail, you have no chance to forage insects and weeds.
      (3) Should we somehow manage to make Earth utterly uninhabitable, we are going to bring the most likely cause of that calamity with us to Mars, namely: us.

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    46. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by spuke4000 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure your analysis is complete. First of all, where does that number 1 in 45000 come from? Assuming that means that one of these events happens every 45000 years (I don't know if that's what you meant, but let's go with that) then the fact that there are lots of NEOs is already taken into account. As for your claim that if it will cause $2 trillion in damages then spending $50 million/year is warranted, that's true if the $50 million will completely mitigate the $2 trillion in damages should it occur. But the $50 million will only buy us detection. Total prevention of the collision would probably cost more than the $2 trillion, if at all possible. Frankly, I think it would actually cause quite a bit more than $2 trillion if one of these babies hit the earth, but I can't back that up, and I don't think it's possible to do much about it even if we knew about it, so I say just sit back and enjoy the show.

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    47. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by edwardpickman · · Score: 2, Funny
      Now, let's pick just one aspect of mining

      Don't you just need a pick and shovel and a mule to mine with? Okay it's going to be hard to stick a space helmet on one but it's got to be cheaper than all the fancy hardware.

    48. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Ah, but you're neglecting the much cheaper Washington solution: for only a couple hundred $K, you can bribe some "experts" to determine that the liklihood of impact is negligible.

      Problem solved.

    49. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by arevos · · Score: 1

      You're right, that sounds *really* hard. So.... we shouldn't try? At our current level of technology, spending money on finding killer asteroids is, dollar for dollar, probably more beneficial for our long-term survival.
    50. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by LunaticTippy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seriously?! They're going to use a Red Dwarf plot device to save the planet?! Cool!

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    51. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by nasch · · Score: 1

      Oh, definitely. It's hard to think of anything that can kill everyone or nearly everyone on the planet in the next few billion years other than nuclear weapons and asteroid/comet impacts, and there are better ways of dealing with both of those than offworld colonization. Really long-term, should we last so long, we'll have to part ways with the sun, either with or without this planet we live on. But by then we should have figured out ways of doing it.

    52. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Rei · · Score: 1

      1 in 45,000 is the odds of Apophis hitting us in (2036?). So no, that only takes into account that one NEO.

      No, total prevention of a collision would not cost nearly that much. There are many different proposals, and none are even in that ballpark. Some are as simple as coating one side of an asteroid with graphite or aluminum powder (dark or shiny) so as to use solar pressure to adjust its orbit. The longer in advance you find out, the cheaper the collision is to mitigate. If we wait until Apophis's keyhole pass to find out whether it will hit us, mitigation costs will greatly increase (although only into the billions/tens of billions range instead of tens of millions/hundreds of millions range)

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    53. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by GodInHell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, there are three kinds of lubricants that would be reasonable for different tasks on Mars: petroleum, plant, and silicone ..and water ..and super smooth surfaces.. and magnetic bearings... and whatever solution NASA will develope to use in the place of your options. Before the first moon mission, "plastics" would not be on any ley-man's list of materials options, "computers" were mainly people with a calculator, and "rockets" were things you fired blindly at the enemy with minimal steerage.

      Here's a question.. if we don't start developing the technologies we need for long-distance space travel.. what will you do when NASA ids a killer asteroid on a collision course... wish it gone?

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    54. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Rei · · Score: 1

      Heh, you want me to chain back what you need to simply maintain your space suits? Just ignoring that you wouldn't be able to mine at a fast enough rate to keep your operations running for you to live, you'd be better off just sticking with mining equipment. ;)

      People often love to compare colonization of other planets to colonization of the new world.

      There Were No Massive Dependency Chains To Surviving In The New World

      Yes, there were challenges in New World settlement. Big ones, certainly. But the comparison ends right there. The facts are simple: to have an independent colony on a non-Earthlike planet, you have to deal with monstrous dependency chains, which means a monstrously large industrial base that takes in hundreds of types of ores and through thousands of intermediate products produces tens of thousands of final outputs in hundreds of thousands of variations.

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    55. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Shag · · Score: 1

      From what I've heard from David Tholen and others in the field, we have to wait until 2029 to see exactly what orbit Apophis winds up in after its pass.

      However, we shouldn't wait that long to develop and test the technology necessary to alter its orbit. If we have a good orbit calculated by, say, 2030, and have the technology to alter it devloped and tested, 2036 becomes a non-event, and we can go back to worrying about the UNIX time overflow in 2038 instead.

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    56. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I also find it ironic that the presidential -election- runs a few hundred million dollars per candidate; mostly spent on advertising, fancy dinners, renting out big enclosures, and lots of balloons.

      But eh, it's not the end of the world.

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    57. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      We are (currently) the only known intelligent species in existence. I dare say the genetic material that made that possible is darn special, and worth preserving. Oh sure, at some future date we may find out that we aren't so unique - but until that day, we are the only beings to have even considered the meaning of our own existence in this way.

    58. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But by then we should have figured out ways of doing it.

      Not if we keep procrastinating. If we don't take the first steps (i.e. actually going to Mars), it will never happen.

    59. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      I think our technology at the moment better supports building big (~miles in diameter) space colonies, perhaps dug into a big asteroid for radiation protection, perhaps orbiting around the Sun. Once the colony is built, not only do you not have to worry about going in & out a planet's gravity well, but you have absolute control over the getting energy (no clouds or weather to obscure the solar panels), the internal climate/environment & spinning the colony for desired level of gravity.

      You also have the limited ability to get your colony out of the way of incoming big rocks (if you see them in time).

      Such habitats are physically possible to build even given our current state of technology, although it would certainly be insanely expensive as far as necessary resources was concerned.

      Unless we came up with a cheap form of artificially controlling gravity, then just about every sort of living arrangement becomes possible, planetary or not.

    60. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by oatworm · · Score: 1
      Dependency chains? Sounds like we're living in dependency hell, and we all know what the solution to that is:
       

      sudo apt-get mars-colony


      I suppose I could just install that in Userspace, though...
    61. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      "Well a mission to the Moon and Mars, bent on colonizing planets outside of our native planet, would be extremely beneficial and would pay off tremendously if Earth was ever faced with a crisis that we could not prevent."

      You mean, like, ourselves?

      ~X~

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    62. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Rei · · Score: 1

      That's not correct. The Planetary Society is pushing to get it tagged with a transponder before then. A transponder would allow us to very accurately determine its orbit. It couldn't guarantee an impact, but it would either eliminate the chance or refine it to the degree that there would be no controversy over funding the preparation of a mission to divert it.

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    63. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Dirck_the_Noorman · · Score: 1

      "We're talking about very small odds, but very huge consequences. Each year that you don't look for them is a year that you're taking an unjustified (economically) risk." This reasoning is sound. Unfortunately, if added up all the costs of every probability-adjusted world threatening disasters like this we would very soon have no money left. Scientists have unfortunately low credibility among the public in providing an honest assessment of the importance of their work. University basements are full of bright people who think their own projects are the most important things on earth and everyone should pay attention to them. Too many scientists knowing exaggerate the consequences of their work in an effort to promote their own careers. The result is a public growing increasingly jaded to claims of global catastrophe - a boy who cried wolf problem. Shame on the scientists. http://www.dirckthenoorman.com/?p=81

    64. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Nasa has the capability to colonize other planets, I'm pretty sure they can also destroy one asteroid or change its course...

    65. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by GodInHell · · Score: 1

      If Nasa has the capability to colonize other planets, I'm pretty sure they can also destroy one asteroid or change its course... That was sorta my point. If we don't develope the tools, we won't.. but we need something to build tools for, and "colony" is a far better goal than "big bomb."
    66. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by arevos · · Score: 1

      Not if we keep procrastinating. If we don't take the first steps (i.e. actually going to Mars), it will never happen. Insightful? So if we don't go to Mars right now, then in several billion years we won't have the technology to relocate to another solar system when our Sun runs out of fuel? On that timescale, you'd have to delay a trip to Mars by at least a million years before anyone could seriously accuse you of procrastinating.
    67. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Scientists have unfortunately low credibility among the public in providing an honest assessment of the importance of their work. University basements are full of bright people who think their own projects are the most important things on earth and everyone should pay attention to them. Too many scientists knowing exaggerate the consequences of their work in an effort to promote their own careers. The result is a public growing increasingly jaded to claims of global catastrophe - a boy who cried wolf problem. Shame on the scientists.

      True enough. If we were to spend trillions on a vast, high-profile project to protect ourselves against some theoretical perceived threat on what later turns out to be flimsy or outright fraudulent evidence, and that threat then turns out not to have existed in the first place - why, it would be the most appalling embarrassment. The people responsible for providing the misleading evidence and incorrect assessments would never be believed again, the politicians who funded their project would have to resign en masse as a matter of principle, or if not then they wouldn't stand a chance at the next election.

      I'm certainly glad our leaders have the wisdom to avoid any such scenario.

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    68. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by evilgiu · · Score: 1

      I'll trust the wisdom of the universe in this. Whenever it figures out it is time to wipe us out, let it do it. I don't see much worth saving around here anyway.

      I'll totally go for cosmic-event-driven annihilation. I'd only oppose Darwin-award-winners-driven annihilation. Not that they are not supposed to obliterate themselves, but keep off my lawn.

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    69. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Shag · · Score: 1

      There's no impact in 2029, but I'm skeptical that even a transponder would tell us exactly what its orbit after the 2029 near-miss will be. It'd have to be very accurate, since a little distance closer to or further from Earth will result in a different post-2029 orbit.

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    70. Re:Lets assume they had the funding by Rei · · Score: 1

      Because of the corner cube reflectors on the moon, we know the distance to the moon with a precision of about one millimeter. While a radio transponder wouldn't be that precise, it would still give us a far, far greater level of precision than we currently have. The precision wouldn't be enough, as I stated previously, to guarantee an impact before the 2029 keyhole pass. However, a transponder could change the odds to, say, "infantessimal chance" or "1 in 15 chance". In the former case, we'd know that we don't need to worry. In the latter case, we'd know that we better start working on a diversion mission just in case.

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  2. About $1 Billion by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm a United States citizen.

    I have paid ~$50-60 for a few smoke detector and pay maybe a dollar or two a year to maintain the batteries in them.

    I make an average amount of income so $50 is nothing when a fire could take my life. I've seen other people's houses destroyed by fires but never mine. I don't know if we see other planets regularly destroyed by asteroids or impacts but if you can make a case for it, then this analogy may be apt.

    I also know that walking down the street in Prince George's County might result in your death. So do I hire a body guard to protect me? No. Why? Because I don't have the money for that. If I were a billionaire, I would definitely look into it and probably hire a driver too. I see people robbed and killed on TV so, again, if you can point to examples where planets have been destroyed, this analogy is apt.

    Considering the war in Iraq has cost me, the taxpayer, $300 billion and I'm not sure that that is increasing my safety ... what's another billion? I mean, it's obvious NASA's not asking us to spend a significant amount of our income on "Asteroid Insurance."

    In my opinion, all NASA needs to do is present congress with a scientific statistic claim with percent confidence of global destruction. If we have craters on our planet & there are bones of things that shouldn't have died lying all around, I'm guessing they could place something like a 1% chance of a decent sized asteroid hitting us within a couple thousand years. Given that information, $1 billion may not seem like a bad idea considering most of us employ smoke detectors with even less risk of harm/loss to us.

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    1. Re:About $1 Billion by Intron · · Score: 1

      "I don't know if we see other planets regularly destroyed by asteroids or impacts"

      We saw Shoemaker-Levy

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    2. Re:About $1 Billion by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Funny

      In my opinion, all NASA needs to do is present congress with a scientific statistic claim with percent confidence of global destruction. If we have craters on our planet & there are bones of things that shouldn't have died lying all around, I'm guessing they could place something like a 1% chance of a decent sized asteroid hitting us within a couple thousand years. Given that information, $1 billion may not seem like a bad idea considering most of us employ smoke detectors with even less risk of harm/loss to us.

      This sounds like an entirely rational, sensible argument. As a result, I predict that it will have absolutely zero effect on anyone in Congress.

      As an alternative, I suggest you come up with some "evidence" suggesting that an asteroid impact would transform their children into mutants, preferably homosexual ones; or, that the asteroids are a Arab Terrorist Plot. Double points if the asteroid is Mexican.

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    3. Re:About $1 Billion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that 'asteroid insurance' isn't. 'Terrorist insurance' assumes that they're spending the money finding and killing terrorists and potential terrorists. Not the same with the asteroid, which, once they find the one that will smash the earth back to the days of Fred Flintstone, there's nothing they can do to stop it.

    4. Re:About $1 Billion by caeili+draziw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Considering the war in Iraq has cost me, the taxpayer, $300 billion and I'm not sure that that is increasing my safety ... what's another billion?" Do you really think that if the US were not in Iraq NASA would all of the sudden have all the cash they need to run all the missions they could? Gimme a break. The Iraq adventure has cost far more than $300 billion and if we were not there that money would not have gone to NASA. That money would have gone to more government cheese for the poor or some other program.

    5. Re:About $1 Billion by Billosaur · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, all NASA needs to do is present congress with a scientific statistic claim with percent confidence of global destruction. If we have craters on our planet & there are bones of things that shouldn't have died lying all around, I'm guessing they could place something like a 1% chance of a decent sized asteroid hitting us within a couple thousand years. Given that information, $1 billion may not seem like a bad idea considering most of us employ smoke detectors with even less risk of harm/loss to us.

      Normally I might agree, but we're talking the general populace here. You can show Congressmen and their constituents all the holes in the ground and Shoemaker-Levy photos you like, but we live in a world of "that's not my problem" and "can't happen to me" and "it's not going to happen tomorrow". Unless a sizable chunk of something streaks across the heavens, lights up the night's sky, and obliterates an area where there are a few hundred thousand people with cell-phone cameras and video cameras and a CNN satellite truck nearby, no one is really going to care. Remember, a larger number of people than was previously thought are starting to question evolution -- asking them to worry about an asteroid impact is probably asking too much.

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    6. Re:About $1 Billion by geoffspear · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's just more proof that we don't have to do anything... There's still exactly as much life on Jupiter now as there was before it was hit; therefore if the Earth is hit by a similar-sized object, life will survive just fine. Q.E.D.

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    7. Re:About $1 Billion by RabidMonkey · · Score: 1

      "If we have craters on our planet & there are bones of things that shouldn't have died lying all around,"

      What if the people paying the bills don't believe in the bones of things laying around?

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    8. Re:About $1 Billion by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If we have craters on our planet & there are bones of things that shouldn't have died lying all around, I'm guessing they could place something like a 1% chance of a decent sized asteroid hitting us within a couple thousand years.

      B-b-b-but those craters and bones were placed there in order to test our faith!

      If an asteroid is going to hit the earth, obviously that is part of the end times, and the Rapture is nigh. Who are we to disrupt God's plan?

      I jest. But the scary thing is that there are plenty of people out there who would think I'm serious -- and would agree with me -- and some of those people are sitting in the House of Representatives.

      all NASA needs to do is present congress with a scientific statistic claim with percent confidence of global destruction
      Erm, that's not quite how the Congressional budgeting procedure works. The responses NASA might get could be:

      "Well, OK, but how much of that budget is going to be spent in my state?" or
      "But your budget is alreay over $16Bn. Surely you can cut some fat and some useless programs from your budget to cover this, if it is so important." or
      "Surely this should fall under the aegis of the Homeland Security Department. Maybe you should go talk to them." or
      "How's that moon landing coming, Bob?"

      Your logic makes perfect sense. But getting money out of Congress for something seen as low-risk (even 1% over a couple thousand years) isn't so easy, particularly when tax cuts are all the rage and there is a looming federal budget crisis over the next two generations.
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    9. Re:About $1 Billion by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Funny

      You forgot to mention that the asteroid looks like a breast, and will be visible to the naked eye (albeit for a couple milliseconds) before it hits. Then maybe the FCC would drop some of it's budget on the problem.

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    10. Re:About $1 Billion by gurps_npc · · Score: 3, Interesting
      We have seen Jupiter hit by a killer comet. While not 'destroyed', the damage created a violent weather system that lasted for YEARS over an area many times larger than the planet earth. In addition, we have record that our own planet has undergone massive extinctions that we believe was likely caused by asteroids or commets. So I would say that we have in fact seen a planet sufficiently damaged and have records of others, so the case is made.

      The real problem is that what NASA wants to do is pay $1 billion to FIND the asteroid, not to deal with the problem. Preventing it may not be possible, and if it is possible, could cost a lot more than the mere $1 billion.

      So, the question is, is it worth x cash to get a smoke detector if the house is locked up tight and we can't get out of it. Or is it better for us to not know, as we can't do anything about it, and just continue on with our lives without worldwide panic.

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    11. Re:About $1 Billion by truckaxle · · Score: 1

      Considering the war in Iraq has cost me, the taxpayer, $300 billion


      Yes but don't forget the rallying sound bite "They hate our freedoms"
    12. Re:About $1 Billion by inviolet · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      This sounds like an entirely rational, sensible argument. As a result, I predict that it will have absolutely zero effect on anyone in Congress.

      As an alternative, I suggest you come up with some "evidence" suggesting that an asteroid impact would transform their children into mutants, preferably homosexual ones; or, that the asteroids are a Arab Terrorist Plot. Double points if the asteroid is Mexican.

      Apparently you haven't been paying attention. NASA's de jure purpose is certainly the exploration of strange new worlds, and the going where no one has gone before, and so on... after all, purposes de jure must always sound good. However, NASA's de facto purpose is to distribute federal funds into specific congressional districts.

      Therefore, rational and poetic arguments will win applause in Congress, but the votes will come when somebody takes the podium and presents an asteroid-detection system whose major components are situated (or at least fabricated) in the congressional districts of everyone on the appropriations committee.

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    13. Re:About $1 Billion by nukepuppy · · Score: 0

      dollar a day keeps the asteroids away !

      Seriously though, everyone on plant pays about or the equivalent of a dollar per save the earth mission, its estimated at 300 million dollars per gravitational tug thingy

    14. Re:About $1 Billion by xj · · Score: 1

      A smoke detector will not prevent your house from being destroyed by fire, only alert you that is about to be if you do noting about it. It can alert you soon enough to get out with your life, or put out a small fire with a fire extinguisher should you happen to have one and know ho to use it. While a sprinkler system might help save your house and your life with little effort on your part.

      Same thing here, we have no "the world is about to be destroyed detector" which would only be useful if we could do something about it, or someplace else to go if it detected anything.

      If you had 1 billion dollars why would you want to live in the people's republic of maryland?

    15. Re:About $1 Billion by liliafan · · Score: 1

      Statistically you have a better chance of being killed by an asteroid than by dying in a plane crash.

      It is worked out on the basis that lets say 200 people a year die in a plane crash over a 5,000 year period that is just 1 million deaths.

      If we got hit by a world killer or even a regional killer asteroid in the next 5,000 years the number of deaths would be a hell of a lot higher for a regional killer you are looking at millions of deaths for a global killer billions of deaths.

      This proves two things firstly you have a better chance of dying from an asteroid than a plane crash, and secondly that statistics can say whatever you want them to say.

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    16. Re:About $1 Billion by ThosLives · · Score: 1

      ...I'm guessing they could place something like a 1% chance of a decent sized asteroid hitting us within a couple thousand years. Given that information, $1 billion may not seem like a bad idea considering most of us employ smoke detectors with even less risk of harm/loss to us.

      It's all about discount rates and risk. Estimate the loss of a house at $600k, and say that happens once every 30 years. At a discount rate of, say, 5% that's a cost of about $8500 per year - much more than the cost of a smoke detector and insurance, so you pay the latter.

      Now, let's say that's once per hundred years - now the rate is only $219 per year. Once per thousand years, and it's less than 0.00000 dollars per year (Excel hit its limits). So, let's say the cost of an asteroid impact is, oh, 1x10^15 dollars. ($1000 trillion). Excel can't do math that small, but Matlab says the annual discounted cost of $1000 trillion at 5% over 1000 years is $3.23 x 10^-8. Heck, increase the cost to $10^24, and the discount is still only $32 / year.

      The point is, risks of that scale - even with insane costs, just don't happen often enough to have a significant present value when discounted.

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    17. Re:About $1 Billion by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      B-b-b-but those craters and bones were placed there in order to test our faith!

      If an asteroid is going to hit the earth, obviously that is part of the end times, and the Rapture is nigh. Who are we to disrupt God's plan?

      I jest. But the scary thing is that there are plenty of people out there who would think I'm serious -- and would agree with me -- and some of those people are sitting in the House of Representatives.


      It's actually not that funny: I'd estimate that around half the US population actually believes what you just wrote there. And the number is growing. The US is likely to become a fundamentalist theocracy in 50 years.

    18. Re:About $1 Billion by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      You realize that this statement although seemingly true, goes to validate all the wacko's who belive the way science gets money is to concoct some doom and gloom scenario that without their work, would kill us all.

      Some have put this to work in the global warming issue. Some are claiming it is the reason they are blindly rejecting any suggestion the sun or natural causes are causing it.
      .
      I find it ironic that NASA would resort to this type if ploy for money. We don't have the money to keep you safe so we aren't going to! if we had more money we could protect you. But unfortunately our budget shortfalls will result in your doom and demise. And you go on to validate this by suggesting they show the results effecting the policy makers personally. Simply amazing!

    19. Re:About $1 Billion by phoenixwade · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, all NASA needs to do is present congress with a scientific statistic claim with percent confidence of global destruction. If we have craters on our planet & there are bones of things that shouldn't have died lying all around, I'm guessing they could place something like a 1% chance of a decent sized asteroid hitting us within a couple thousand years. Given that information, $1 billion may not seem like a bad idea considering most of us employ smoke detectors with even less risk of harm/loss to us. But when you present that evidence we are in for 20 years of conservatives and their paid "scientists" denying that Asteroids exist, then when the existence of asteroids is irrefutable, they'll deny that we'll ever get hit, then they'll deny that humans can do anything about it.....

      [sigh]
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    20. Re:About $1 Billion by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      This seems to be an extremely pragmatic approach that could succeed.

      Sometimes, I am afraid the human race might just win a collective Darwin Award.

    21. Re:About $1 Billion by ksheff · · Score: 1

      The US pays out a little over $36 billion a year in entitlement payment mistakes. Congress could find the money if they wanted to.

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    22. Re:About $1 Billion by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      I would prefer the smoke detector.

      I'm not sure if I'd be able to extinguish the fire or not, but at least I'd try instead of sleeping my way into death. Besides, for some reason if I were to die, I'd want it to be a death I'd be able to experience. It is a once in a lifetime experience after all.

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    23. Re:About $1 Billion by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      I find it ironic that NASA would resort to this type if ploy for money. We don't have the money to keep you safe so we aren't going to! if we had more money we could protect you. But unfortunately our budget shortfalls will result in your doom and demise.

      Why do you find that "ironic"? NASA does whatever congress decides. Congress decides that they don't want NASA to do any kind of science but that they should throw their budget at some kind of rewarmed Apollo program. NASA says "fine, we do what we're being paid for, you hold the purse strings, but the public expects certain things from us and they should at least be informed what services we're NOT providing because their elected officials do not deem them important enough".

      If perchance some kind of earth-threatening asteroid shows up and the statements are "we could have done something about it if we had known about it ten years earlier" then YOU are going to wail how NASA has been sitting on their hands and wasting their money on all kinda of crap for all these decades.

      This way, at least, the cards are on the table: "You, taxpayer, elect the congress-critters that decide that we shouldn't undertake this (and many other) kind/s of study." You choose.

      In the end, NASA is in the employ of you, the people. But it gets its directions from Congress. And where the interests of Congress are in conflict (or even just may be in conflict) with the interests of the people, I'd say NASA is obligated to keep those who foot the bill informed of what those who give the commands have decided should/n't be done.

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    24. Re:About $1 Billion by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      It's actually not that funny: I'd estimate that around half the US population actually believes what you just wrote there. And the number is growing. The US is likely to become a fundamentalist theocracy in 50 years.
      I know, it's very dispiriting. But look on the bright side, we get to claim responsibility for the 21st/22nd century dark ages.
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    25. Re:About $1 Billion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really asking that? I mean REALLY ASKING THAT?

      I submit that the human race, in general, does not do well with regard to disasters. Over the paste few years, we've seen several major Natural Disasters hit highly populated areas. Take a GOOD LONG look at the following 3 marks:

      1. look at the technology that existed to identify such natural disasters before they occur
      2. look at the possible devastation caused by such disasters
      3. look at the human response, post natural disaster

      Be it in the USA(Katrina), Southeast Asia(Tsunami), the MidEast(Iran earthquake), it doesn't matter what disaster event occurs where. The constructs of modern society throughout the world are not prepared to identify, cope, and recover from ANY Significant Earth Based natural disaster.

      That being said, when we talk about N.E.O's or close orbit Asteroids, we don't talk of small regions, or highly populated areas. We talk in regards to the Earth as a whole. A single tsunami, hurricane, or weather front, isn't going to wipe out the entire planet. A collision with an N.E.O. is. You can't compare the 2 as the N.E.O. has the ability to wipe out the entire human race. It is this possibility, that curtails the human psyche into thinking that it is not a foreseeable event, when in all reality, it is.

      You asked if such a thing is out there, whether or not we should know? My friend, if it is NOT our purpose to find out if such a thing is out there, then what are we ALL breeding, working, spending, and living for?

    26. Re:About $1 Billion by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, all NASA needs to do is present congress with a scientific statistic ... I'm guessing they could place something like a 1% chance of a decent sized asteroid hitting us within a couple thousand years.

      A couple thousand years!?

      Dude, do you realize how LONG that is past the next election? No politician that has been elected since the TV became popular give a damn about anything past the next buzzword.

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    27. Re:About $1 Billion by VernoWhitney · · Score: 1

      If we're all going to die anyways, who cares about worldwide panic?

    28. Re:About $1 Billion by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Why do you find that "ironic"? NASA does whatever congress decides. Congress decides that they don't want NASA to do any kind of science but that they should throw their budget at some kind of rewarmed Apollo program.

      I fid it ironic because redoing apollo misions is just as much science as hunting for killer asteroids. I find it ironic because as you say, Congress decides what they do with taxpayers funding and NASA seems to want to take this from them. I find it Ironic because NASA is doing other things that doesn't have anything to do with rewarming apollo misions or finding killer asteroids that NASA has decided not to cut or reaportion to this cause. I find it Ironic that you would consider rewarming apollo misiosn not to be science rather the only thing NASA could do is hunt for killer asteroids and have it be considered science.

      Maybe Ironic is the wrong word here. Stupid, ignorant or idiotic might be a better fit. Hunting for killer asteroids has nothing to do with science any more then going to the moon or mars does. If anything they involve exactly the same amount of science but apply it differently.

      NASA says "fine, we do what we're being paid for, you hold the purse strings, but the public expects certain things from us and they should at least be informed what services we're NOT providing because their elected officials do not deem them important enough".

      The public isn't apropriating fuds to NASA. If we listened to the public, A good majority of the public thinks NASA should be dismantled and the funding used for other things. This is one of the reasons why NASA is in the budget problems they are in now.

      And how is it sciece when you are procuding results for the purpose of getting funding? I meanhow can we trust the results. We already think that Anything produced by Exxon employies is slanted when concerning global warming. Now are we supposed to belive anything NASA says towards impacts are slanted towards keeping thier spicket turned on? And this brings up a much larger question, If doom and gloom sell, Then Is the insitsance that Global warmingis caused by humans and not the sun based soley on the ability to get more funding? I mean is the negetive reaction to the suggestion that included bling dismissals without anything opinting to were it was wrong, Is this all because they need the doom and gloom to keep funding availible? IS the entire worste case scenario that we aren't hitting despite the insistance of the IPCC and the newly labeled climatoligist scienctist really just a smoke screen to trick funding out of people.

      Do you see what this causes? And NASA should know better then this. If there was even a slightest threat of something hitting earth now, There will be a vast groupof people saying Oh, NASA must be trying to trick money out of us again. It won't work this time.

      NASA is a science group funded by the public and some comercial services. Science is about being objective and not letting popular opinion sway or skew the facts. Not about swaying and skewing the facts to create a doom and gloom scenario to extort funding form a groups of people. In no other industry is this type of apprach acceptable. I doubt anyone would accept me going around claiming "everyone who doesn't have this medical proceedure before my trip to the jamaca will die". Or "If you don't buy this energizing health drink, I can be responcible for your lack of energy that will result in you eventual death." Yet is it prfectly fine for science to do this when dealing with matters of funding. So i guess the answer is to comercialie NASA and the Global warming investigations so we can get a fair honest and unbiased results? Do we need to comarcialize these parts of science so we can fine and imrision people for falsly representing their research for the attempt to extrot funding?

      I cannot believe people invovled in science are supporting this.

      This way, at least, the cards are

    29. Re:About $1 Billion by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Well I'm hoping The Rest Of The World doesn't succumb to it, so while the Americans are all spending their time in church learning about how evil Science is and how everyone else is going to hell, progress will continue elsewhere.

    30. Re:About $1 Billion by Cornflake917 · · Score: 1

      The Iraq adventure has cost far more than $300 billion and if we were not there that money would not have gone to NASA. That money would have gone to more government cheese for the poor or some other program.

      That's because the leaders of our government are stupid. If we voted for the right leaders, then it is possible that money would be going to more important things like schools or even NASA programs.

    31. Re:About $1 Billion by alienmole · · Score: 1

      "Sometimes" you're afraid the human race "might" just win a collective Darwin Award? I'm afraid Agent Smith was closer to the mark: "No lieutenant, your men are already dead."

    32. Re:About $1 Billion by g-san · · Score: 1

      You think a Billion to look for earth smashing asteroids is cheap? Wait until you see the bill for the gizmo to destroy them!

      And we better pay it now! If we wait, China will build it first, then just tell the rest of the world, "Hey, We know about this asteroid that's gonna hit Earth, send your economy and all your citizens dressed as slaves and..."

    33. Re:About $1 Billion by alienmole · · Score: 1

      My friend, if it is NOT our purpose to find out if such a thing is out there, then what are we ALL breeding, working, spending, and living for?

      Just to pass the time until we die? One could argue that the rational thing to do about random disasters is to wait until they happen. You can't control everything, and it isn't necessary to drive yourself crazy trying. Perhaps what you see as the human race "not doing well with regard to disasters" is actually the human race being quite philosophical, as a whole.

      Consider the situation with venture capitalists: they don't care if pushing their companies to grow big, fast, results in some of them failing spectactularly, as long as some companies succeed (preferably spectactularly). Similarly, the human race as a whole doesn't feel the loss of a few thousand, or even a few million lives. Now, a true extinction-level event would be something different, and at that point I agree with you: the human group intelligence is not necessarily up to the task of guarding against extinction level events, precisely because of the otherwise rational attitude I've just described.

      I like Gandalf's advice (from the movie; it's easier to find than any related text in the books):

      "I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

      "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
    34. Re:About $1 Billion by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I am highly amused that you appear to think congress would be swayed by scientific *anything*. Sadly, you would be more successful if you could present them with an aspect of the cause that is more religious in grounding.

    35. Re:About $1 Billion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of the Dave Barry quote. Something along the lines of, "We've only been to the moon once and probably won't go back unless the government thinks there's Cuban troops up there or something."

  3. *Scratches head* by Stanistani · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that a thorough survey of NEOs (Near Earth Objects) should be part of NASA's charter.

    Might be time to hassle my congresspeople again.

    1. Re:*Scratches head* by Cedric+Tsui · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nasa does keep a thorough survey of NEOs
      http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/ca/

      They (try to) keep track of any asteroids 100m in diameter or greater that can come within 0.05 AU of earth.

  4. The end of the world as we know it, by AltGrendel · · Score: 2, Insightful
    And I feel fine.

    Seriously, the British seem to be really obsessed with this, couldn't they kick in a couple of quid? How about the Russians, or the Chinese, or...

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    1. Re:The end of the world as we know it, by dotzen · · Score: 1

      Seems to me this is something the entire planet would be concerned with. Couldn't NASA work with the other agencies (India, China, Russia, EU, etc) to get the funding necessary?

    2. Re:The end of the world as we know it, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nahh, one thing i've learn from movies, is that world-sizes destruction events only happen to USA, here in south america we are safe from all that XD

    3. Re:The end of the world as we know it, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, in Starship Troopers, your cities were being wiped by the aliens sending asteroids to smack them.

    4. Re:The end of the world as we know it, by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Considering that we were paying russian space scientists out of our budget, I don't think that's a very good option.
      They even held up a couple parts for the ISS until they got their checks.

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    5. Re:The end of the world as we know it, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow the British would probably get the worst of a tsunami wave that would surely just wipe the island clean.

      I think the Russians and Chinese have a little more space to spread the population and many more people, but the U.S. might lose a lot on the coasts.

      Just pray it hits the deep water and we don't have a dust cloud.

  5. Doesn't Matter by Debello · · Score: 1

    Whether or not we find the asteroids, there's nothing we can do it about them if one is going to hit us.

    1. Re:Doesn't Matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least have a towel near you all the time... just in case.

    2. Re:Doesn't Matter by compro01 · · Score: 1

      actually, we have a number of ideas on how to make them not hit us, several of which is doable with today's tech, such as a gravitational tractor, kinetic impact, or the classic "nuke it".

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asteroid_deflection_s trategies

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    3. Re:Doesn't Matter by peacefinder · · Score: 1

      "Whether or not we find the asteroids, there's nothing we can do it about them if one is going to hit us."

      We can land rovers on Mars. Japan came very close to putting a lander on an asteroid. We have space-launchable fission-powered electricity generators. We have ion thrusters that can turn electricity and relatively small masses of reaction gas into steady low thrust for years. Put that all together, and we have the technologies we need to build a vehicle which can rendezvous with an asteroid, land on it, and fire up a thruster to start pushing it very slowly.

      If we can build and emplace one, we can build and emplace a dozen. Or a hundred. Or a thousand.

      With enough such vehicles - and enough warning - we can probably deflect even large asteroids by enough to miss the Earth on any particular close approach.

      So don't go thinking that there's nothing we can do. If we don't detect the threat until just a few years before the potential collision, then yes there may be nothing that can be done. But with at least twenty years' warning, asteroid deflection is very likely to be possible.

      And since that's the case, it's going to mighty embarrassing if we find one too late just because we didn't look hard enough.

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    4. Re:Doesn't Matter by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      It's entirely possible that we could find a smaller asteroid that would only make a big dent when it hit. If you knew where it would hit several months before, you could move.

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  6. Funding something else matters more to US gov.. by carlvlad · · Score: 0, Insightful

    like finding so called 'terrorist'..

    1. Re:Funding something else matters more to US gov.. by TheCRAIGGERS · · Score: 1

      Obviously, these are terrorist asteroids launched from the bug planet.

    2. Re:Funding something else matters more to US gov.. by GundamFan · · Score: 1

      It could be argued that not finding terrorists is more in the best interest of the government at this point. If they find them then there won't be anything to distract the American people from seeing the problems that the administration is trying to ignore.

      So yes they will spend money "looking" for terrorists but they won't ever "find" enough to call the job done.

      Bonus points for locking up innocent people and trying to make them look like bad guys to save face by the way.

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  7. Why would that be the case? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is nothing we can do about it anyway.

    Seems like a questionable assumption to me. There's quite a bit we could possibly do about it, if we knew long enough in advance. It's only if we only knew about it a few weeks or months in advance, that it would probably be a bend-over-and-pucker-up moment.

    There is a whole lot of ingenuity (and a whole lot of explosives) spread across the globe as a whole; assuming that people got together and decided that the continued survival of the human species is a Good Idea, I suspect we could probably figure out a way to annihilate or deflect a rock, given enough lead time.

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    1. Re:Why would that be the case? by jimstapleton · · Score: 1

      in essence...

      Everyone wants nuclear disarmarment...
      And there's a big freaking rock heading towards our planet...

      Two birds, one stone anyone?

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    2. Re:Why would that be the case? by tha_mink · · Score: 0, Troll

      Seems like a questionable assumption to me. There's quite a bit we could possibly do about it, if we knew long enough in advance. It's only if we only knew about it a few weeks or months in advance, that it would probably be a bend-over-and-pucker-up moment. Does anyone else see the transparency of the NASA statement. Sure, we COULD find earth killers, but we don't have the money... We get it NASA, you're broke and nobody cares. You still want to be relevant but the problem is you're such a piece of shit bureaucracy that you just can't be anymore. It's your own fault. You've got outdated procedures and processes that don't work, you spend *WAY* too much money in failure and you have *NO* plan to fix your broken atmosphere of failure. Time to fold it up and start over.

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    3. Re:Why would that be the case? by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 4, Funny

      That would never work. Didn't you ever see "Armageddon"? That explains it all! It's the difference between holding a firecracker in an open hand versus a clenched fist. If you just throw nukes at a killer asteroid, it's not disintegrating, you're just breaking off small chunks. What you need is a tight-knit, highly competent, yet maverick and juvenile sea platform drilling crew so you can train them as astronauts, and launch them into space so they can embed the nukes in the asteroid's core and blow it to bits!

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    4. Re:Why would that be the case? by GreggBz · · Score: 3, Informative

      you're such a piece of shit bureaucracy


      Are you sure your not talking about our lawyer politicians?

      Right, NASA is easy to insult. But they pretty much try to do what they are told with they budget they are allowed to have.

      Vote a scientist into congress already.
    5. Re:Why would that be the case? by Cedric+Tsui · · Score: 1

      The article indicates that if we find the asteroid, then we in fact know several decades before impact that it will happen.

    6. Re:Why would that be the case? by jimstapleton · · Score: 4, Informative

      The point isn't to blow it up.

      The point is to knock it off course. A small change in velocity early in it's travels can lead to a larger one in position over time, especially lacking friction.

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    7. Re:Why would that be the case? by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Per the movie, you can destroy the asteroid with as little as eighteen hours to go, provided you recruit not just any sea platform oil driller, but the best sea platform oil driller in the world..

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    8. Re:Why would that be the case? by Pwipwi · · Score: 1

      Completely, and seeing how we (I mean by that all major nuclear nations) can blow our own planet several dozen of times, I think it's completely in the feasible range :)

    9. Re:Why would that be the case? by Sciros · · Score: 1

      That asteroid was the size of TEXAS. I think if there were something of *that* size heading for us, a nuke wouldn't really do anything to it besides piss it off. And if it hit Earth, it'd probably smash it into countless pieces.

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    10. Re:Why would that be the case? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always wondered why it was easier to train the drillers to be astronauts than it was to train the astronauts how to use the drill. Stupid astronauts. I know people who work on drilling rigs that can't even read.

    11. Re:Why would that be the case? by Rei · · Score: 1

      In the real world, that is a concern; you don't want to try to destroy it. However, nuclear weapons can indeed "push" an asteroid through radiation pressure if detonated far enough above the surface. In space, nuclear weapons behave very differently. There's almost no blast wave; that comes from the atmosphere absorbing radiation and becoming superheated; pv=nrt takes over. Instead, you have a huge amount of radiation that stays intense for a long, long, long distance. Hitting the asteroid, you'll directly apply even pressure to it as well as heat up the surface enough that it outgasses (for a good while), providing further thrust.

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    12. Re:Why would that be the case? by Doug+Dante · · Score: 1
      C'mon, you're saying that NASA had NO PART in the policy decisions that created the International Space Station? I've seen all sorts of "news articles". NASA is engaged in am active and constant campaign to create positive feelings for itself with politicians and the public. Even the Wikipedia page to which you linked is riddled with NASA "contributions". ISS exists in part because NASA lobbied to kill the Superconducting Super Collider, because it represented a funding threat.

      Like any other agent, NASA actively campaigns and seeks a more significant roll for itself. As an agency, NASA's core income is government funding for its manned space exploration program. I believe that NASA intentionally selects programs to fund that are part of its overall strategy of manned space exploration, and avoids unmanned space programs and ground based monitoring, which represent a threat to the justification that we need people in space.

      So, if Congress wants NASA to monitor asteroids, it's going to have to force the issue by putting a special line item in the budget, and I bet that NASA will campaign against it, saying that it's taking money from the ISS.

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    13. Re:Why would that be the case? by Kijori · · Score: 1

      Completely, and seeing how we (I mean by that all major nuclear nations) can blow our own planet several dozen of times, I think it's completely in the feasible range :) When people talk of our ability to blow the planet up "several dozens of times", they mean that we could kill everyone and everything on it. We don't have nearly the power to literally destroy the entire planet.
    14. Re:Why would that be the case? by jimstapleton · · Score: 1

      alternatively, a few meters below the surface, you would turn solid mater into part of the propulsive material.

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    15. Re:Why would that be the case? by Fozzyuw · · Score: 1

      The point isn't to blow it up.

      The point is to knock it off course. A small change in velocity early in it's travels can lead to a larger one in position over time, especially lacking friction.

      Yes, so we can send it at on a collision course with a different planet and make them worry about it. =P This sounds like something from Futurama...

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    16. Re:Why would that be the case? by toleraen · · Score: 1

      Blasting exhaust vents in 5...4...3...

    17. Re:Why would that be the case? by Talchas · · Score: 1

      Yup, see the old Orion drive project. Basically you stick a thick "pusher plate" at the rear end of your ship with a way to drop nukes out the rear. Then you set off a nuke at some distance, pushing you forward. Then drop another one + set it off. Its a decent source of propulsion, and something we know we could do - we can build nukes easy.

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    18. Re:Why would that be the case? by moatra · · Score: 3, Funny

      There is currently ongoing research as to how to most effectively destroy the planet:

      http://qntm.org/destroy

      Please note that the information at that site should be used for educational purposes only, and by no means should you actually attempt to destroy the world. ^_^

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    19. Re:Why would that be the case? by nuzak · · Score: 1

      Every time I heard that line, I always pictured an asteroid that was the size and shape of Texas. Hitting Texas. Making a perfect Texas-shaped cookie-cutter-hole crater where Texas used to be. Yeah, I know it wouldn't happen like that, but it's a combination of fantasy and too many Roadrunner cartoons when growing up.

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    20. Re:Why would that be the case? by dcam · · Score: 1

      There needs to be a girl too.

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    21. Re:Why would that be the case? by Shag · · Score: 1

      "Knock" is a bad word. You don't want to be playing pool with asteroids for balls. Hit it wrong and you just spin it around... even hitting it right, you don't know where it's going to end up.

      "Pull" is a better word. :)

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    22. Re:Why would that be the case? by GodInHell · · Score: 1

      Everyone wants nuclear disarmarment...
      And there's a big freaking rock heading towards our planet... As I understand it (I am not a phsicist), nukes operate by superheating air and creating a compresion wave which does most of the damage to rocks, buildings, and all them. The actual radiation release creates a good deal of heat, but this is not a sudden conversion of chemicals into gases which creates its own blast effect, vis. most explosives.

      So.. probably not a nuke.

      -GiH
  8. They'll find the money by davidwr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the thing is small enough to destroy, money will be found. Yeah, we may have to tell Iraq "sorry" and stop all Social Security payments but we'll find a way.

    If the thing is too big or too close and it's curtains for life as we know it, well, "eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die."

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    1. Re:They'll find the money by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't the money to destroy it or alter it's course... the problem is the money to find it.

      If we don't know about it until it hits us (the likeliest current situation) then not only do we not get to try and destroy it, but we don't even get to party like it's 1999.

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  9. NASA vs. UNASA by bronzey214 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually, NASA is already tracking objects >3,300 feet in diameter, but this would be to track all objects capable of doing "massive damage" to Earth.

    My question is - why is it the job of the US to protect the world?

    Wouldn't this be a UN issue?

    1. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by Eunuchswear · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh yeah, like someone is going to give the UN the means to "protect the world".

      The UN is powerless 'cos that's how the US (and others) want it to be.

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    2. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by Applekid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because, all cynicism aside, at the end of the day it's the US's job to protect the US. And a global catastrophie would definitely run counter to that credo. No other space agency is stepping up to the plate. Some people are going to get a free ride, but that's the way it is when you lead.

      Not to say that United States of America is a leader, but a leader would definitely take on the challenge, or at least a nation that wants to bill itself as a "world leader".

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    3. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could be a job for the UN ...

      The UN would just need more funding, and a space agency.

      And just maybe the US should start paying its outstanding debt to the UN. And no, the US is not paying to mutch.. The countries of the EU pay together more than the US.

    4. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      FYI, centralized power is the root (and first prerequisite) of most of the evil that has occurred in the history of human civilization. All the "private" criminals in the world combined, with their own acts of injustice, can't even begin to approach the evils committed by organized coercion, i.e. government. Government is clearly the most dangerous force that could ever exist (what could possibly be more dangerous than a special "right" to employ coercion against peaceful human beings), and logically, the more centralized the power (the more power concentrated into the hands of the elite few), the more injustice they are capable of.

      The worst possible scenario, as far as death, destruction, and injustice, is one massive world government: the pinnicle of centralized power and (listen carefully) the eventual goal of the UN. They have already started the process of acquiring military and economic power of their own, and if you believe this won't result in death, destruction, and injustice, then you haven't been paying attention to history.

    5. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by oliderid · · Score: 1

      Ok here is the deal. You will be the only industrialized country to respect the Kyoto treaty and the rest of the world takes care of this Asteroid hunt.
      Ok? :-)

    6. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why is it the job of the US to protect the world? Good question! And here's another one - why is it the job of the US to protect democracy in the middle east?
    7. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by amper · · Score: 1

      If you believe that, then you clearly don't understand anything about international politics.

      The UN is relatively powerless because that is the nature of international relationships. Each member nation of the United Nations is a sovereign entity, and agreements between such entities can only be reached through cooperation. This is the very reason why each permanent member of the UN Security Council holds veto power. If a sovereign nation disagrees with the rest of the world, it is still within its rights to act on its own.

      Go back to school before you start spouting off about the UN.

      On the other hand, if you're really advocating for a world government, then perhaps you'd care to state a reasoned case why?

    8. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1
      Uh you seem to be agreeing with me.

      I never said anything about how things should be, just how they are.

      Me:

      The UN is powerless 'cos that's how the US (and others) want it to be.


      You:

      Each member nation of the United Nations is a sovereign entity, and agreements between such entities can only be reached through cooperation. This is the very reason why each permanent member of the UN Security Council holds veto power. If a sovereign nation disagrees with the rest of the world, it is still within its rights to act on its own.

      Same thing, just more words.

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    9. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      It isn't. It's the job of the US to protect the US. Protecting/Establishing democratic, free-market governance in the middle east is seen as a way to turn hostile enemies into neutrals or allies.

      Reducing potential threat == protecting the US.

      You could argue that it won't accomplish the goal, but that is the goal.

      Now stop being pithy and find a way to help the situation rather than just yelling at it.

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    10. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is avoiding the question a little, but I would say (as a non-American) that American space exploration is one of the things I most admire about the US. The huge achievement of the moon landings, followed by a willingness to commit steady funding over decades, is something I would be very proud of if I was American.

      So, thank-you Mr and Mrs U S Taxpayer. You have paid for something that has produced unique science, and expanded human dreams across the world. You have done something that no other nation could or would have done.

      Please keep it up - by all means persuade others to join with you and commit their own resources, but please don't pick up your ball and go home; there isn't anyone to take your place.

    11. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      Because we don't know whether it will hit the US, or some other part of the world, until it is far too late to do anything about it.

      Arguing about whose responsibility it is a good way for nothing to get done.

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    12. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by bronzey214 · · Score: 1

      Or maybe the UN should write off the outstanding debts to the US because, gee, isn't that what we did in WWI and WWII?

    13. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by zoftie · · Score: 1

      If you heard of bureaucracy in UN, compounding that of NASA, we'd be dead before lunch.

    14. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by fotbr · · Score: 1

      The Brits just finished paying for the lend-lease program. We didn't exactly write ALL debt off.

    15. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by amper · · Score: 1

      My apologies, then. I took your statement in a manner in which it would seem you did not intend.

    16. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      "This is the very reason why each permanent member of the UN Security Council holds veto power"

      I would like to ask why those permanent members should be permanent and why they should have the veto power - I think the UN would function much better if all members had equal rights and equal representation.

      The whole thing exists so we can decide conflicts with better means than the "who has more guns" method, so, it makes sense not to allow distortions like this.

      Of course, any attempt to do it would face a couple vetoes, so, it will never be done.

    17. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by *weasel · · Score: 1

      I thought we've long-since billed ourselves the Protectors of the Free World?
      Sounds to me like tracking those objects falls under the job description.

      In any event, it's a hell of alot cheaper than our playing in the sand.

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    18. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by ryturner · · Score: 1

      "I would like to ask why those permanent members should be permanent and why they should have the veto power - I think the UN would function much better if all members had equal rights and equal representation."

      The UN would not exist at all if all the members had equal power. Equal power works great if you are a small powerless country. But if you are large powerfull country (USA, China, Russia, etc), then why would you want to be part of an organization that gives small countries the same power?

    19. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, in that case I'd love to see how the US turns the hostile asteroid into a neutral/ally.
      I guess it's most apt to say it under these circumstances - just nuke it.

    20. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Well the brilliance of these smaller impactors is that, while threatening, they're not world-destroying threatening. We don't need them to miss the Earth. We only need them to miss US.

      A cynical nation could interpret this to mean that such a body could be directed to land on its enemies.

      A more productive nation would suggest nudging just enough to land in an area that is unpopulated, or at least, could be made to be unpopulated in the time available. Say, Antarctica, parts of northern Canada, Or perhaps Siberia (one such event has already occurred there, even), Gobi, Sahara, etc.

      Depending on its concentration of minerals it could be far more valuable having impacted than simply pushed away.

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    21. Re:NASA vs. UNASA by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      My question is - why is it the job of the US to protect the world?

      Doesn't the U.S. still control 50% of the world's resources/economy/something?

      I'd say it'd be in their interest to protect the world, because they've got the most to lose.

      - RG>
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  10. Duck and Cover by billstewart · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is Jenny. She and her family are having a picnic at the foot of a volcano. Oh no. The volcano has errupted. What do you do now Jenny? That's right duck and cover. What do you do Jimmy? Duck and cover. DUCK AND COVER!

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    1. Re:Duck and Cover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't really get why this phrase is so universally mocked. I was under the impression that the cover was meant to protect from the fallout, and that it would be effective to some degree. Sure, "duck and cover" won't do you any good if you're too close to the blast, but it's not like you would always know exactly whether or not you would be caught inside the blast radius or not as a civilian victim(and even if you were, I suppose ducking and covering wouldn't make things any worse).

    2. Re:Duck and Cover by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      That is SO outdated! Nowdays, the solution is duct tape & plastic.

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  11. Prioritize - Dump the space station! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And mothball the shuttle as soon as hubble gets serviced and put the rest into tracking asteroids.

    1. Re:Prioritize - Dump the space station! by edward2020 · · Score: 1

      I agree with mothballing the shuttle. If my memory serves, the original planning for the shuttle was for it to already have been taken out of service to make way for a more economical orbital craft. However, and this is my take on it, since every Congressman has companies within their district that make parts for the Shuttle - when budget time comes around the shuttle program doesn't take many hits. A more efficient craft might not take 10000 contractors 1000000 man hours to make 2 widgets and thus some people/voters/companies would be out of a job/contract.

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    2. Re:Prioritize - Dump the space station! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      seriously, i understand that it is nice that all these coutries get together to build it, and i guess if you really stretch the meaning of usefull, you can say that it is usefull by teaching us how to live in space for long streaches of time. But when are we going to do that any time soon? Other than if we build another drain on taxpayer money in space. We have no good reason to send people out there right now. Everything can be done with robots, for less money, and no risk to human life. And when we save money from killing the space station, and mothballing the shuttle, we can spend that money on things like looking for planet killers, and researching how to design a better space vehicle for when we can actually go somewhere and do something. NASA might be underfunded, but they also don't spend money very well.

  12. It's a slow slow process. by technoextreme · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Depending on what asteroid we are talking about it would be a relatively long time frame between hitting the earth. There is one asteroid that we are tracking that if it basically passes through the certain area we know it's going to hit earth but there will be plenty of time to prepare. It had some ironic name involving some god of death. I really wish I knew the name. According to wikipedia one might hit 800 years from now.

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    1. Re:It's a slow slow process. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 3, Informative

      I believe you refer to Apophis, the asteroid that will pass within about 35,000km of Earth in 2029. It will make another pass by the Earth in 2036, and has a 1:50,000 chance of striking somewhere between the Kamchatka Peninsula and Venzuela. Apophis was named after the Greek spelling of the Egyptian god Apep the Destroyer.

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    2. Re:It's a slow slow process. by swillden · · Score: 1

      Apophis was named after the Greek spelling of the Egyptian god Apep the Destroyer.

      Shows what you know. Apophis was named after that nasty Goa'uld dude on Stargate SG-1.

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    3. Re:It's a slow slow process. by alienmole · · Score: 1

      Apophis was named after the Greek spelling of the Egyptian god Apep the Destroyer.
      Is that how they're sanitizing the Stargate connection? Do you have a reference?
    4. Re:It's a slow slow process. by Z1NG · · Score: 1

      I believe you refer to Apophis, the asteroid that will pass within about 35,000km of Earth in 2029. It will make another pass by the Earth in 2036, and has a 1:50,000 chance of striking somewhere between the Kamchatka Peninsula and Venzuela. Apophis was named after the Greek spelling of the Egyptian god Apep the Destroyer.

      Just curious, if there is only a 1:50,000 chance of Apophis hitting Earth, then how the hell would you know where it will hit? It seems like you are recalling something you read somewhere else, and I'm just curious how the statement about impact location was supported.
    5. Re:It's a slow slow process. by Blastrogath · · Score: 1

      The Kamchatka Peninsula is in north-eastern Asia and Venzuela is on the northern end of South America. It's not like he's giving an address, it's a pretty big slice of the earth he's pointing out.

      Asteroids usually have huge relative velocities to earth, passing by in minutes or even seconds. This means that even if you only know where it's going approximately you'd know which way the earth would be facing from rotation and the angle of approach.

      The probable location of impact (if there is one) is simply based of which side of the earth will be pointing at it as it passes (or doesn't).

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    6. Re:It's a slow slow process. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      We know the range of space where the asteroid might be. Matching that with where we know the Earth will be allows us the ability to figure out the range of locations where it might hit. You are correct, though, that the information is recalled from something that I read elsewhere.

      Apophis has to thread a comparatively very tiny needle -- the area through which it must fly is about 400m across, IIRC. The chances that it will do this are slim, but because our observations and math don't provide the precision required in this multi-body gravitational system, we have to continue waiting to see where it will go.

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  13. Congress is the roadblock. by Shivetya · · Score: 5, Insightful

    See, hunting for killer asteroids requires money, that money can serve Congress better by buying votes through some "aid" program. NASA will continue to get the short end of the stick because we as American citizens keep putting back the same aristocracy that is allowing the US to fall behind the world in science.

    NASA doesn't need to justify it, we the people need to justify ourselves by putting people more concerned about advancing this nation instead of advancing their own status.

    That $300 billion tab in Iraq is meaningless in this conversation as NASA's budget would still be what it is. The money would have just vanished down some vote buying program that forever indebts us.

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    1. Re:Congress is the roadblock. by Unnngh! · · Score: 1

      Yeah, NASA's been crippled on way more fundamental programs than asteroid detection/deflection by decades of political maneuvering. What we need is private space enterprise to develop to the point of being able to deflect an asteroid. Here's praying that the next killer asteroid to approach earth is made of solid gold...

    2. Re:Congress is the roadblock. by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

      The real issue is that an asteroid hunt doesn't employ people back home, so there's no reason for congressmen to support it. If it involved building huge arrays in the Midwest or Arizona desert and staffing them with hundreds of workers, I'm sure they'd be throwing money at it.

      But really it just uses current technology and a few dedicated employees (who all look like nerds, and are therefore distrusted by the congressmen and citizenry alike). It's not big and sexy, so it's ignored.

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    3. Re:Congress is the roadblock. by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >The money would have just vanished down some vote buying program that forever indebts us.

      Who says? This is what good bookeeping from the government looked like. If we would have kept that path by say, voting someone else in but Bush, the deficit would still have been under control if not paid for. The 300 billion is very serious money and writing it off as 'money that was good as gone' is being willfully ignorant.

    4. Re:Congress is the roadblock. by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      NASA started life as an organisation designed to gaain political power. That it should therefore be governed by perceived political needs should not be a surprise.

      Personally I'm more interested by the Chinese space program. Congress's paranoia aside, it rocks. They are having the same kind of exciting time as america had in the sixties/seventies, and will no doubt exceed the performance of the US. Most interesting is that the backbone of their effort is not the US tech, but that of the former Soviet Union. The russian tech is more basic, but time has shown that their more robust and simpler aproach has produced better stuff.

      Yes they are trying out satellite shooting stuff, but so did the US. the US just don't like that someone else can do what they do. The debris they have left in orbit is annoying, but it has a long way to go before it exceeds the crap NASA have left in close earth orbit already.

      I don't think China will be dangerous in space long term, the US mostly needs to worry that they will get to Mars first. I beleive that is the reason why the US is now trying to reach Mars. It's a shame that America always needs someone else to get ahead of them before they provide funding to their space scientists. All those guys in NASA and JPL have excellent skills, and they should get all the money they need all the time.

    5. Re:Congress is the roadblock. by OBeardedOne · · Score: 1

      Might the solution not be to give the $1 billion to the military then and ensuring that the money is allocated to doing the work? After all, spotting deadly space rocks and defending the earth against them sounds to me like it comes under the banner of "defence" so maybe it could go in the defence budget. If the military doesn't have the capacity to do the job then they outsource it to NASA like they do with so many other parts of military spending. Problem solved.

    6. Re:Congress is the roadblock. by RealGrouchy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      See, hunting for killer asteroids requires money, that money can serve Congress better by buying votes through some "aid" program.

      I would think that scientists are already suffering, given the current administration's bias against facts.

      Therefore, we need an aid program for scientists!

      - RG>
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    7. Re:Congress is the roadblock. by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Compared to the rest of the world are you really falling behind so much? I live in a rather small country (Sweden) but I doubt EU/Europe overall does much more science than the US, especially in space. Or?

  14. Aflack, err Affleck by jadin · · Score: 1

    Yet we had enough money to make a (horrendous) movie about such possible events. We very well might deserve anything that hits us.

    1. Re:Aflack, err Affleck by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      I'd mod you up, just for disparaging Armageddon. That piece of tripe was terrible. I thought deep Deep Impact was much better, although too much mushy story in there, so still only a C+ at best.

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    2. Re:Aflack, err Affleck by scotbot · · Score: 1

      Anything is better than Meteor with Sean Connery. The not-so-special FX speak for themselves.

    3. Re:Aflack, err Affleck by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Oh good god. Was that the one with the 3 waves of ICBMs (US and USSR) attempting to blow up the asteroid?

      If so, I'd agree with you that a movie has to be pretty bad to top that one. Here's one that easily bests it at being horrible: Reptilicus. :)

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    4. Re:Aflack, err Affleck by HedRat · · Score: 1

      That's probably because you haven't seen "Night of the Comet". After sitting through that, I had a look of bewilderment much like when you ask Wynonna Ryder for a sales receipt.

    5. Re:Aflack, err Affleck by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      I have seen Night of the Comet, it's bad, but funny bad and at least watchable. Both those other movies aren't.

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  15. A contrarian look at it by mi · · Score: 1, Insightful

    But hey, it's just the potential end of the world, so nothing much to worry about there.

    Hey, it's only a government official asking for more funding for his agency...

    Contrary to what people may think, the danger of getting hit by an asteroid has not increased over the past, uhmm, 5000 years. What increased is the frequency, with which the potential incident is mentioned in the media...

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    1. Re:A contrarian look at it by EMeta · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Also increased:

      The amount of people whom it will kill.
      The capacity we have to do something about it.

    2. Re:A contrarian look at it by frankie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Contrary to what people may think, the danger of getting hit by an asteroid has not increased

      Contrary to what YOU may think, the danger of getting hit is (and always has been) non-trivial. A middling-sized brick hit Tunguska only 99 years ago, and did as much damage as the largest H-bombs of the cold war could. And when Comet SL9 broke up and hit Jupiter in 1994, the largest fragment had a 6 TERATON detonation with a fireball the same size as Earth. There's plenty more where they came from.

      It's money worth spending, especially compared to the various rogue white elephants we've paid for in the past 5 years.

  16. You call that a state? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Funny

    The explosion alone could have with the power of 100 million tons of dynamite, enough to devastate an entire state, such as Maryland, they said.

    Maryland? Here in Texas, we call that a "county". Call me when you have something that can devastate a real state.

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    1. Re:You call that a state? by Yvan256 · · Score: 0

      Maryland? Here in Texas, we call that a "county". Call me when you have something that can devastate a real state.
      Texas? Here in Quebec, we call that a "region". Call me when you have something that can devastate a province. ;-)

    2. Re:You call that a state? by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Texas? Here in Quebec, we call that a "region". Call me when you have something that can devastate a province. ;-) Quebec? Here in the former Soviet Union we call that a ... aw fuckit
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    3. Re:You call that a state? by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Seems like an odd name for it. Is that English or Russian?

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    4. Re:You call that a state? by amper · · Score: 1

      Well, here in New Jersey, we have lots of names for Texas, Quebec, *and* the former Soviet Union...but we're in mixed company, so I won't repeat them here.

      Aussies, on the other hand, we find amusing.

    5. Re:You call that a state? by Yvan256 · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, state devastate YOU!

    6. Re:You call that a state? by caluml · · Score: 1

      Man. I was going to do something funny regarding Soviet Russia with Google's Translator, but apparently, Slashdot doesn't like that. Reason: Please use fewer 'junk' characters.

    7. Re:You call that a state? by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1

      Maryland? Here in Texas, we call that a "county". Call me when you have something that can devastate a real state.
      Texas? Here in Quebec, we call that a "region". Call me when you have something that can devastate a province. ;-)

      Texas is bigger than Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, and I'm just going to stop listing there. To be fair, no Texas county is bigger in area than Maryland.

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    8. Re:You call that a state? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And here in New York, we have a name for New Jersey: Suburb.

    9. Re:You call that a state? by babyrat · · Score: 1

      Yeah Texas is pretty big - you can only fit about 3 and a half of them in Ontario...

    10. Re:You call that a state? by amper · · Score: 1

      (Disclaimer: I am a native New Yorker, and my family has lived in NYC for over 80 years.)

      Funny though, that New Jersey doesn't have an 8.25% sales tax rate and many essential items like clothing are entirely tax free, so hordes of people from NYC who can afford to keep a car in The City (and yes, "The City" will always mean NYC to me) frequently spend a goodly portion of their money here rather than there... ...but then, you don't get a lot of French-Canadian tourists crowding the beaches of Manhattan with their socks-and sandals getups in the summer, so I suppose it all works out in the end.

    11. Re:You call that a state? by PoopDaddy · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's well-established that the worth of a state and its residents is solely based on that state's dimensions. You are more than justified in basing your pride on the size of the state you happen to live in - a factor over which you have no influence.

    12. Re:You call that a state? by garompeta · · Score: 1

      "Scientists say there is a 1-in-45,000 chance that it could hit in 2036." Does that mean that is more probable to be hit by an asteroid that to win the lottery?... o_O

    13. Re:You call that a state? by g1zmo · · Score: 1

      Not knowing the relative sizes, I got curious. According to Wikipedia Ontario=917,741 km^2 and Texas=695,622 km^2, so about 1.3 Texases (Texi?) per Ontario.

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  17. I'd Rather Know by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That way I could greet the end of the world heavily in debt and with an empty wine cellar. No sense in saving up for retirement if a killer asteroid is just going to destroy the world a week after you quit your job and move to the Caribbean.

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    1. Re:I'd Rather Know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That way I could greet the end of the world heavily in debt and with an empty wine cellar.

      Fortunately, I don't have do anything once the asteroid is detected. I'm already heavily in debt and with an empty wine cellar.

    2. Re:I'd Rather Know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one really wants to know their future.
      Think of what your parents went through in their lives. All of it, not just the "good parts".
      After they are gone, you know a lot of what happened to them during their lives, but not all of it. Some of what they told you may just scratch the surface, and when they died, all of that went with them to the grave. I found out a lot of what my parents went through in their lives, and some of the events were horrible, to say the least.
      Knowing the future could be a way to changes things, but that is not just "knowing the future". You can't change anything, you just are presented with your "future", in any detail you want.
      If you did know what the future holds in store for you, are you now wise enough to know what it will mean? This isn't going to be a joke, something funny, it will be real.
      You really don't want to know.
      Today, you can imagine what will happen in your future, and try and plan for it, by saving money, staying healthy, and so forth. But that's about it.

    3. Re:I'd Rather Know by SamSim · · Score: 1

      It's worse than that. The end of the world is EASY to deal with. But the chances are, whatever asteroid eventually hits us will NOT kill everybody on Earth. Extinction level events are far rarer than simple cataclysms. If you live inland, you'll survive. And it will be you who has to pick up the pieces. Looking forward to it? I know I'm not.

  18. Supernova insurance by hoggoth · · Score: 1

    I think we also need NASA to monitor the Sun for any signs of impending supernova.

    A supernova would destroy the Earth and clearly kill all of us. Therefore we should spend whatever it takes to monitor the Sun.

    Oh, and I suppose we need NASA to keep a death-clock for the heat-death of the Universe too.

    And perhaps satellites to monitor the humongous black holes in the center of galaxies to make sure we aren't drifting towards any of them.

    Oh, and we shouldn't eat charcoaled food either. Don't forget the blackened food...

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    1. Re:Supernova insurance by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

      I think we also need NASA to monitor the Sun for any signs of impending supernova.

      A supernova would destroy the Earth and clearly kill all of us. Therefore we should spend whatever it takes to monitor the Sun.

      The sun cannot supernova. And BTW, we are monitoring the sun. All the time. It's not just a nova that poses a danger. How about solar storms? I would sure like to know if the Sun is about to spew electromagnetic radiation all over
      us, especially if it was a very powerful storm capable of knocking out electronics. We might not be able to stop it, but we can mitigate the consequences.

      The rest of your post is unrelated and asinine.

      Consider this: we have auto insurance because there are wrecks frequently.

      Well, on an astronomical scale, there are impacts frequently. That might not translate into tomorrow, or it might. Point is, we don't know. Don't you think we SHOULD?

      You seem to think there's nothing we can do about it.

      In this respect, you are wrong.

      TLF
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    2. Re:Supernova insurance by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      Humor, meet 'Living Fractal'. 'Living Fractal', humor.

      My joke had a point, which was illustrated by gross hyperbole to the point of ridiculousness, or as you put it, 'unrelated and asinine'.

      If we found a comet headed right at us there is nothing we could do about it. Not even Bruce Willis could save us.
      The universe is full of dangers on a scale so large that we would have no hope of avoiding them should they involve us.
      Some of them are not merely possible, but inevitable. Everyone dies eventually. Even the Earth.

      "insurance" is meaningless when there is nothing left to benefit from the payout.

      That is not to say we shouldn't do something about the dangers we CAN avoid, mitigate, or prepare for, like charcoal grilled food and sunspots. But let's not get too upset about the dangers we can't do anything about.
      Case in point: I have a fire detector. I can detect and avoid the worst repercussions of a fire. I do not spend any time worrying about an airplane crashing on my head. It could happen but I cant do anything about it.

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    3. Re:Supernova insurance by MattHaffner · · Score: 1
      I do not spend any time worrying about an airplane crashing on my head. It could happen but I cant do anything about it.

      No, but you probably pay taxes which fund the FAA. They worry for you so you don't have to.
    4. Re:Supernova insurance by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > No, but you probably pay taxes which fund the FAA. They worry for you so you don't have to.

      Ah, if only there were a UUA (Universal Universe Administration) to make sure all those objects in space are behaving!

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    5. Re:Supernova insurance by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

      "If we found a comet headed right at us there is nothing we could do about it. Not even Bruce Willis could save us.
      The universe is full of dangers on a scale so large that we would have no hope of avoiding them should they involve us.
      Some of them are not merely possible, but inevitable. Everyone dies eventually. Even the Earth."

      How do you know there is nothing we could do about it? Have you researched every possible angle? Do you know that if we decided to employ our nuclear weapons (the USA alone probably has enough) against it in a all-out effort to deflect the comet/asteroid that we couldn't succeed? No, you don't. Do you know if we developed a spalling laser using said nuclear weapons (to avoid actually having to go out there with the nukes) we couldn't deflect the mass? No, you don't. And I think the people on Earth (ok, except you) wouldn't just give up so easily.

      TLF

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    6. Re:Supernova insurance by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      NASA seems to agree with you:

      How can we protect ourselves?

      NEO impacts are the only major natural hazard that we can effectively protect ourselves against, by deflecting (or destroying) the NEO before it hits the Earth. The first step in any program of planetary defense is to find the NEOs; we can't protect against something we don't know exists. We also need a long warning time, at least a decade, to send spacecraft to intercept the object and deflect it. Many defensive schemes have been studied in a preliminary way, but none in detail. In the absence of active defense, warning of the time and place of an impact would at least allow us to store food and supplies and to evacuate regions near ground zero where damage would be the greatest.

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    7. Re:Supernova insurance by bigpat · · Score: 1

      That is not to say we shouldn't do something about the dangers we CAN avoid, mitigate, or prepare for, like charcoal grilled food and sunspots. But let's not get too upset about the dangers we can't do anything about. I agree that pushing away a 500 mile across asteroid heading straight for us with just a few days notice isn't practical. But a 250 meter wide asteroid like apophis could certainly be dealt with with our current technology and probably with a price tag that makes it reasonable to have several back up plans. Given that an asteroid of this size would cause regional devastation and kill millions of people, it seems a worthwhile expenditure of money.

  19. Earth-science priorities vs. Republicans on Mars by billstewart · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Bush Administration announced a while back that NASA's priorities should be to get us back to the moon and come up with a way to get humans to Mars, and NASA's been complaining that it's interfering significantly with the budget for earth science projects - satellites and such. They only get so much money, and if they've got to put it into planning for human missions to places that should really be handled by robots at this point, then they don't have enough to do most of the other work.

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  20. No Klingons need apply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More of a United Federation of planets issue. Why are all my tax dollars paying for ships and phasers if they are not going to be used to protect the homeworld?

  21. news flash by Kohath · · Score: 3, Insightful

    News flash: Government agency asks for more funding

  22. Hm. Nice planet. Shame if anything happened to it. by andreamer · · Score: 4, Funny

    I like the part where they say... "enough to devastate an entire state, such as Maryland"

    "Oh, not that we'd WANT anything to happen to Maryland, Congress. No. But, you know, sometimes things go wrong. Especially when NASA doesn't get funding. It makes NASA so disappointed when it doesn't get funding, and when you're disappointed, you sometimes don't look so hard for killer asteroids. You know how it is."

  23. time to make moves by penguinbroker · · Score: 1

    "I don't think the human race will survive the next thousand years unless we spread into space ... [as] there are too many accidents that can befall life on a single planet." Like Hawkings says, we can't stop everything... or maybe that was Murphy... anyway, i'm all for interstellar travel as the ultimate solution to 'this' problem.

  24. Finally! by chill · · Score: 1

    Someone at NASA is learning how to play the game with Congress.

    They can barely get funding for exploration, with the myopic bureaucrats babbling on about how things like going back to the moon or a manned mission to Mars are a waste of money.

    Head on back to your constituents and explain why you won't pony up a measly $1 billion for this project. We'll bring out some nice PowerPoint slides showing Barney the Dinosaur narrating what happened the last time a major asteroid hit the planet. Maybe add some clips from Armageddon and Deep Impact, just for the effects.

    By the time NASA is done, Congress should approve funding for survey missions to the Asteroid Belt.

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    1. Re:Finally! by novus+ordo · · Score: 1

      "By the time NASA is done, Congress should approve funding for survey missions to the Asteroid Belt."

      Mission approved! BRB.

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  25. $1 by mastershake_phd · · Score: 3, Informative

    A cheaper option would be to simply piggyback on other agencies' telescopes, a cost of about $300 million, also rejected

    Thats $1 per American. There shouldnt even be a debate.

    1. Re:$1 by stubear · · Score: 1

      "But hey, it's just the potential end of the world, so nothing much to worry about there."

      Last I checked, the U.S. isn't the entire world. Perhaps Europe, Russia and China could kick in a bit to save the planet too. If the rest of the world is going to continue to utilize the resources of the U.S. tax payer they perhaps the rest of the world had best be prepared to accept U.S. sovereignty.

    2. Re:$1 by n2art2 · · Score: 1

      yeah. . . and the next $1 per person should be the same way. . . no debate. . . . and the next time, and the next time, and the next time. . . .

      give an inch. . .

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    3. Re:$1 by mastershake_phd · · Score: 1

      yeah. . . and the next $1 per person should be the same way. . . no debate. . . . and the next time, and the next time, and the next time. . . . give an inch. . .

      Ok, theyre shouldnt be much of a debate. We have been deficit spending for most of my life. Whats $300 million.

    4. Re:$1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats $1 per American. There shouldnt even be a debate. Actually its more like $0.01 for the rich and $20 for the broke ass Americans Just felt like going on a tax rant cuz the time is comming

    5. Re:$1 by clintp · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      A cheaper option would be to simply piggyback on other agencies' telescopes, a cost of about $300 million, also rejected.

      Thats $1 per American. There shouldnt even be a debate.

      That's about $.05 per person on the planet. Lemme know when you manage to collect India and China's fair share, and I'll rummage through my couch for my family's.
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    6. Re:$1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe on average. The reality is that anyone making middle income will pay $25, and some people will pay $1 and get $50 back.

    7. Re:$1 by Malakusen · · Score: 1

      Shit, I'll kick in fifty bucks to keep me and mind from being plastered by asteroids.

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    8. Re:$1 by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      I'd rather pay $1 for safety than argue about "fairness", and be not safe.

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  26. Life Imitating Art by blueZhift · · Score: 1

    It'll be like the movies, we won't know a killer asteroid is coming until it is right on top of us. Why? Because our political leaders can't think past the next election. There's no way they'll fund anything to find threats that may not be an issue for thousands of years, thousands of years past the end of their terms. I only hope human technology will be up to the task of defending the Earth from these threats on short notice.

  27. What a shame! by Pedrito · · Score: 4, Informative

    It was just a few years ago that a fairly sizable asteroid passed between the Earth and the Moon and we didn't even notice it until it passed by because it came from the direction of the sun. We need at least several years notice on these things if we want to avoid a direct hit at some point. There's no argument to be made against paying for the survey. We know big rocks hit the Earth. It's happened plenty of times in the past. It will eventually happen again. And it's one of those things that doesn't really cost that much compared to the GDP.

    That said, it's to the benefit of the entire planet and the entire planet should pitch in to help pay for it. Someone said, "So what? There's nothing we can do about it." Actually, given a few years notice, there's a lot we can do about it. An asteroid 5-10 years from hitting doesn't need much of a push to get it completely out of our way. It's when it's only a few months away that we're just completely screwed. But if there were an imminent threat of collision a few years out, I guarantee you, we'd figure out a way to move it. The world would definitely come up with the resources to figure out a solution.

    1. Re:What a shame! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An asteroid big enough to cause significant damage on a global scale doesn't come along very often. We're talking tens to hundreds of millions of years. You will live about 100. You'd be paying insurance against a roughly 1-in-a-million chance - frankly I'm happy to take that bet.

      I'm actually in favor of funding this project (or something similar, I admit I don't know the details), for this reason: there is no whole-sky, high quality monitoring project and we could learn a lot from one. Not just asteroids and comets but variable stars, supernovae and stuff like that.

    2. Re:What a shame! by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      It was just a few years ago that a fairly sizable asteroid passed between the Earth and the Moon

      Sure, and how much media coverage did it get?

      One or two stories, and then back to celebrity tracking.

      What SHOULD have happened was a long series of stories about the event and the consequences.
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    3. Re:What a shame! by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      But if there were an imminent threat of collision a few years out, I guarantee you, we'd figure out a way to move it.

      Yeah, but from a few years out, how certain would we be that it would actually hit us?

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  28. It's a shame.. by zyl0x · · Score: 1

    ..that the only feasible organization that has the ability to spot and prevent such disasters is based in the US. Maybe it's time NASA started looking for serious, private funding? Imagine how much they could do if the government contracted NASA with billions of dollars instead of spending all the tax dollars on new tanks..

    Reality is, unfortunately, that war is expensive, especially when the current president thinks that money is just a bunch of numbers he gives to other people for things that go "boom". I'm afraid the longer this war goes on, the more government-funded organizations we're going to see having problems like this.

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    1. Re:It's a shame.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have it backwards. The only feasible organization is in the US because the US is the only country that could develop the organization. Give credit where it's due.

  29. That's a bit of a stretch to just say. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Whether or not we find the asteroids, there's nothing we can do it about them if one is going to hit us.

    I don't buy this for a second. In fact, I suspect that if the resources of the entire planet were committed, over a number of years, it would probably be possible to put a breeding population of humans on another planet, with at least a small chance of surviving and propagating the species. Or of digging deep subterranean caves and squirreling away some people down there, etc. Or of blowing the incoming asteroid up with nuclear weapons, deflecting it with some sort of propulsion unit / system of complex mirrors / etc.

    In short, I really don't think there's any particular reason why we couldn't ensure our own survival, if we (a) really wanted to, and (b) knew about the impending problem long enough in advance. While funding NASA's search would do nothing about problem (a), it would do a whole lot about (b). Which, to me, puts us about 50% closer to surviving than if neither (a) nor (b) are true.

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    1. Re:That's a bit of a stretch to just say. by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

      That would only work if the people working on said project thought they were going to be participants in the final stage of the project. Once they realize that there's no chance that they can partake in said colony, they're going to stay away from the project and enjoy themselves for the rest of their shortened life.

  30. or... by lpcustom · · Score: 3, Funny

    We could just cut out the middle man and send Steven Tyler into space to eat it....or maybe Chuck Norris could give it a roundhouse.

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    1. Re:or... by rez_rat · · Score: 1

      No, easier would be for Chuck Norris just to start doing PUSHUPS to shove us all out of the way of any killer asteroids.

      So, forget spending money! We have Chuck Norris!! (for now)

  31. Think out side the BOX by Anon-Admin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All they really need to do is develop an automated identification software and telescope computer interface. Then sell them for about $200 each. It would only take a 12" scope to ID 99% of the objects!

    Then set up a registry and offer the Discovery announcement, naming rights, and mineral rights to anyone that ID's them.

    Hell, I would spend all night ID'ing them for the mineral rights alone :)

    1. Re:Think out side the BOX by Cedric+Tsui · · Score: 2, Informative

      Such a system exists. It works on the simple principle that asteroids move while stars do not. I believe they use wide field of view lenses. I know they cost much more than $200.

      Existing systems include (Wikipedia)
              * The Lincoln Near-Earth Asteroid Research (LINEAR) team
              * The Near-Earth Asteroid Tracking (NEAT) team
              * Spacewatch
              * The Lowell Observatory Near-Earth-Object Search (LONEOS) team
              * The Catalina Sky Survey (CSS)
              * The Campo Imperatore Near-Earth Objects Survey (CINEOS) team
              * The Japanese Spaceguard Association
              * The Asiago-DLR Asteroid Survey (ADAS)

      Such a registry exists
      ftp://ftp.lowell.edu/pub/elgb/astorb.html

      Naming rights belong to the discovering team, which is actually a bit of a sore point since these systems are SOO much more efficient at finding comets than amateur astronomers. So it's almost impossible to find and name something after yourself. It is simply given a number designation followed by the acronym of the team which found it.

      Mining rights? Err... Yeah... Right.

    2. Re:Think out side the BOX by IAmATuringMachine! · · Score: 1

      How sad is it, though, that you conceived the notion of selling objects in the known universe, as if interstellar conquest and ownership is the purview of single organisms on one of many planets in one of billions and billions galaxies. :) -- Laugh, it's funny.

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    3. Re:Think out side the BOX by IAmATuringMachine! · · Score: 1

      That is to say, I wonder if anyone owns the earth, and when they're coming to pick it up...

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    4. Re:Think out side the BOX by MiniMike · · Score: 0

      > Then set up a registry and offer the Discovery announcement, naming rights, and mineral rights to anyone that ID's them.
      >
      > Hell, I would spend all night ID'ing them for the mineral rights alone :)

      A few problems with this plan:

      - If you 'own' an asteroid (i.e. mineral rights) then are you also going to be liable if it hits?

      - Naming it from the internet? Do you really want to risk civilization being wiped out by an asteroid named "LonelySpanker-857"?

      My outside the box idea- if we do find an asteroid that will hit us, and we can't deflect it, what are we going to put at the impact point?

      I vote for a 1km^2 picture of the image from goats**.

  32. Shelters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if there was nothing we could do about the asteroid itself - which is pretty possible given the sheer momentum of 50-km lump of rock moving at tens of km per second - we could certainly be doing useful stuff with bomb shelters, seed banks, food caches etc in the hope that civilisation at some level could survive the event. After all, rodents survived the dinosaur extinction, with our intelligence and technology we should be capable of pulling off the same feat.

  33. There is a real concern by s31523 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    NASA is tracking an asteroid, that could hit the earth in 2036. OF course by "could" NASA means 1:45,000. Still, why is the US the only country tasked with worrying about this. Hopefully the members of the UN wake up and smell the asteroid!

    1. Re:There is a real concern by Arimus · · Score: 1

      1:45,000 is still better odds than winning the lottery - yet people do...

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    2. Re:There is a real concern by MattHaffner · · Score: 1
      Still, why is the US the only country tasked with worrying about this.

      Because all the other countries are busy worrying about whether we are going to destroy them first.
    3. Re:There is a real concern by HedRat · · Score: 1

      Typically asteroids are odorless unless of course you mean an asteroid like the one in the movie "Joe Dirt".

    4. Re:There is a real concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because millions of people enter the lottery. The odds of SOMEONE winning the lottery are close to one.

      If there were 50,000 asteroids, each with a 1 in 45,000 chance of hitting us, we'd be hella worried. One isn't such a dire problem.

    5. Re:There is a real concern by Arimus · · Score: 1

      I know.... I was just in a daft mood due to extreme boredom at work.

      But as to your point... bear in mind we don't know how many asteriods have a 1:45,000 or better (worse for us, better for the rock) chance of hitting us so the realistic odds of getting a rock in the kisser are unknown.

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    6. Re:There is a real concern by MattHaffner · · Score: 1
      Yah, like all the Middle Eastern towel heads are going to do anything for science/space research.


      I know. It's not like most of the bright stars in the sky have Arabic names or anything.
  34. Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This should be funded by the nations of the world, not just one country.

  35. Hope the MPAA doesn't see this by penguinbrat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quota from Armageddon - "No offense General, but it's a big ass sky..."

  36. The fatalism in this thread is bizarre by rbanzai · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The number of people in this thread saying "Oh well, there's nothing we can do about it anyway" is just bizarre. It's one thing to think the threat is not worth the money, it's another to think there's no point in even trying to defend against it. Weird.

  37. But there IS something we can do about them by Cedric+Tsui · · Score: 1
    I disagree. If we determine an asteroid is on a collision course with Earth, we can deflect it.

    Remember that these are not comets that we are talking about, they are asteroids with elliptical orbits with major and minor radii similar to that of earth. If that orbit has a chance to intersect that of earth, it is because it has always been nearby. The asteroid and earth pass near each other on a regular basis.

    FTFA:

    Earth got a scare in 2004, when initial readings suggested an 885-foot asteroid called 99942 Apophis seemed to have a chance of hitting Earth in 2029. But more observations showed that wouldn't happen. Scientists say there is a 1-in-45,000 chance that it could hit in 2036.


    So this particular asteroid will pass very close to Earth in 2029 and has a chance to hit in 2036. If further observation confirms that it will in fact impact earth in 2036, then we can send up 150 nukes when it passes in 2029 and detonate them one at a time at the right spot.
    A tiny nudge + 7 years of drift time = a miss!

    Now, if we were to discover a comet was on a colliding course with Earth. Then it would be time to stockpile beer and fireworks.
  38. CYA Analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is such an easy equation in the CYA department. If there is no big asteroid coming to kill us all and you spend a bunch of money to find it, then you're in big trouble with your superiors. If you do nothing though, you're lauded for being thrifty or you're dead; either way you don't have to deal with bullshit.

  39. That's who we do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This whole thing reminds me of something that sickens my stomach. It's not that we can't do it. It's just that there isn't enough profit in it. This theme resonates everywhere.

    No, don't sell a cure, it's more profitable to treat the disease.

  40. essential human nature by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Insightful

    we all fail this: we underestimate threats until they hit us, then we overreact

    look at 9/11 for example, or the 2004 tsunami

    the problem is, it's emotional. the emotions are hooked up to some other issue before the catalclysm hits us, then when it hits us, it becomes very emotional, and we start doing all sorts of crazy stuff, including stuff we don't have to do/ shouldn't do for our own good

    and don't poopoo this fact about "other" people: you do the same thing, don't lie to yourself. like you can't find an example of what i just described above somewhere in your personal life history. it's essential human nature, and that includes your behavior, human

    the lesson?

    we better be hit with a big asteroid that takes out a country or a continent before we get hit with the one that takes out the planet

    only in the former case will humanity's response be effective at saving itself

    but if we get hit with the planet-killer first? we're flat out doomed. we won't be prepared. simple human nature dictates this fact

    so the history of humanity is wrapped up in this coin flip: planet-killer or country killer. combine this random chance with essential human natue, and whichever hits us first determines whether or not humanity surivives

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    1. Re:essential human nature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The funny thing about this situation is that once it hits us, we may not HAVE time to overreact.

      Also, this world is still hellbent on nationalism, and until that dies off, there won't be enough funding to protect the planet. Hell, there isn't enough being done to protect the individual nations of the world...

      I'm seething.

    2. Re:essential human nature by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Regardless of what "science"-ish crap you saw on Discovery Channel, we have no defense against a true "planet killer". Just a bunch of theoretical crap about gravity machines or huge parachutes or other fanciful stuff. Stuff that doesn't exist, stuff that we don't even know if it's possible.

      There's nothing we can do about giant asteroids. There's nothing we can do to prevent another tsunami, or another hurricane Katrina. All we can do is "batten down the hatches" here at home, and hope for the best.

      Of course, we expect "teh government" to save us, and the whole world expects the US government to do something about it. Part of me laughed, and part of me cried, after Katrina, reading articles that quite seriously tried to blame the hurricane itself on Bush (not the reaction to it, but the fact there was a hurricane - was the presidents fault).

      Whatever, NASA is just capitalizing on this to get their budget boosted. Lately they've been launching broken satellites, blwoing up space shuttles, and having probes slam into the desert. This is just a media game: "see, we're important! we're not like those other bloated government agencies, we want to save the world!"

      Giving NASA a billion dollars would not solve the problem, or even help. It's like giving a crackhead 20 bucks and expecting him to go buy a healthy meal and change of socks with it.

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    3. Re:essential human nature by imthesponge · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      omg. uppercase letters are so uncool.

    4. Re:essential human nature by khallow · · Score: 1

      It doesn't take much to modify the orbit of an asteroid. Let's suppose that you have twenty years to prepare. An immediate velocity change of a kilometer a day, can turn that hit into a near miss that will knock the asteroid into an orbit that will in turn interact down the road with another planet and completely remove the threat of the asteroid (ie, it no longer crosses Earth's orbit). If you have more time than that, then it just gets better.

  41. Tunguska Event by eldavojohn · · Score: 1

    Unless a sizable chunk of something streaks across the heavens, lights up the night's sky, and obliterates an area where there are a few hundred thousand people with cell-phone cameras and video cameras and a CNN satellite truck nearby, no one is really going to care.
    Why don't they just show them pictures and proof of the Tunguska Event and play the emotional card a la Fox News? "Find out what is already going to kill your children!"

    It may have happened in the middle of nowhere many years ago but if we could predict that months in advance, perhaps an evacuation of the area would be possible? Also, if it is hitting on/near another country and we are able to warn them or help them through the debacle, that's gotta be worth a lot too, ain't it?
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  42. Suppress the messenger by prgrmr · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's the only consistent policy from the Bush administration regarding science, so why does anyone expect anything different now?

  43. It's just cheaper to wait a few billion years for roaches to evolve sentience in the unlikely event of a near-term collision. We'll kill ourselves off sooner than that, so no sense in worrying about asteroids unless one's coming in <100 years or so.

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  44. Terrists in Spaaaaaaace by RyoShin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Someone just tell Bush/Congress that the terrorists have achieved a presence in orbit (thanks to Iran!), and we need to be able to keep an eye on the entire atmosphere and beyond to be able to defend against this new threat. Push out the same idea to the media, and the general American public will rally and cry for it (well, a few concerned citizens with too much time and too little intelligence will send some e-mails to their congressmen) causing congress to back the plan (well, some interns will get a few minutes with their congressperson to mention some odd e-mails about this, and the congressperson will back the plan without doing any sort of research), and it's practically guaranteed!

    Oh, and will you look at that, the same technology used to protect us from terrorists can also detect killer asteroids and potentially habitable planets in a galaxy far, far away.

    Well, ain't that a coincidence. TWAT succeeds yet again!

    1. Re:Terrists in Spaaaaaaace by RalphTheWonderLlama · · Score: 1

      I like your thinking but NORAD is already tracking every bit of space trash in orbit.

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  45. A Greedy WorlD by Drakin020 · · Score: 0

    You would think that in an event like this currency would be ignored and people would manufacture to save there lives as well as the lives of there loved ones. In this day and age everyone has to get paid for something...>_>

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  46. Bathtub drowning by Catbeller · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Grover Norquist, neocon "think tanker" and propogandist extraordinaire, once eludicated that he wanted to shrink government down to the point where one could drown it in a bathtub. Huzzah, cheer, all that from his audience.

    Budget cuts are effectively impossible now, as discretionary spending, defined as non-obligatory, is now a tiny percentage of the Federal budget and essentially irrelevant in cost cutting.

    How does one cut then? Apparently the neocons are using a new trick: spend like maniacs. Eventually discretionary funding, like NASA, becomes impossible because so much of the budget has gone towards military and privatization expenses. So much was spent that they had to borrow trillions to keep spending more.

    Effect is that the government owes so much that the largest non-discretionary line item, outside of the military, is simply paying yearly interest on the debt. So the two biggest expenditures are now the military and paying out national treasure to service the debt of the money lent to us to cut taxes and spend like fools.

    End game: government has three purposes: spending on military, spending on now-privatized government services, and debt service on monies borrowed to spend in the 2000's (and the Reagan 80's) on tax cuts. Government becomes a military contractor, a corporate contractor, and a welfare fountain for the very wealthy, while never actually paying off the debt incurred to give tax cuts to those same very wealthy.

    And NASA doesn't get funds, the NSF gets defunded, a chain reaction of penury resulting from this spending NOW. The neocons get their new, streamlined government which looks a lot like a classic fascism, with direct-to-corporation payments, with no spending on things not deemed necessary to fund guns or debt. Bankruptcy.
    Both financial and cultural. Other nations without ideological madness spend less on military and tax cuts, keep government services cheap by using civil service, and keep debt low or nonexistent, as Canada or Norway does. Neocon ideology will cripple the future of the U.S., as we are consuming our present and future human capital to enrich the wealthy of today.

    1. Re:Bathtub drowning by jwiegley · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure this is a "neocon" problem. The other "neoliberal" parties have contributed an equal share to the problem.

      Secondly, I don't see how any government spending isn't "discretionary". Somebody chooses to spend every last penny. The government doesn't need to eat or be sheltered and therefore doesn't have a mandatory spending requirement to live. But using the word "discretionary" is a nice way of saying "Oh but see you have to fund all these non-discretionary programs because we don't have a choice. See, it's not our fault".

      Last, while DOD-military, if considered "discretionary", is the number one annual discretionary expense ($424B) it should be pointed out for fairness of all sides that it is NOT the number one government line-item expenditure. That lofty title belongs to Social Security ($540B). And by 2010 Medicare will have caught up to the military ($460B vs $483) and that right now the combination of Medicare and Medicaid also exceeds the DOD-military budget ($539B). (And it is useful to note that for all intents and purposes discretionary spending is 100% military, there is no other discretionary spending.)

      Note the one caveat to my argument is that discretionary funds also include the Non-DOD military spending which I don't think is fair to include because that money pays private sector companys and produces a lot of the technological advancement and products that we all use in our homes so it is more difficult to argue it as wasteful. But if we do then, yes the total military budget is larger than either Social Security, Medicare or Medicaid... but not combined since their total is $1.1T and the discreationary is $0.92T. (Since we really seem to discussing budget summary line items and not individual accounts.)

      And yes, personally I think that Social Security/Medicare and Medicaid are far more wasteful than the military spending. Fine, call me heartless but I'm sick of paying for everybody else's inability to take care of themselves. But if we are going to throw stones at wasteful spending we might as well spread it fairly and hit every target worthy of blame.

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    2. Re:Bathtub drowning by constantnormal · · Score: 1

      EXACTLY!

      And we don't need to look very far to find examples of nations that have taken this path, and see where they are today.

      Take, for instance, the USSR, which squandered its future in a hopeless game of economic chicken, pouring more and more of their nation's resources into military resources, until eventually their economy imploded and shattered the country into the previous nations.

      And we can look at what kind of governments the fragments of the USSR have today -- in particular, Russia. The pattern of assassination and rule by intimidation follows very closely the path taken by the brown shirts in 1930's Germany. And Vladimir Putin is the envy of Dubya, who wishes devoutly that he could run the US the way his good buddy Vlad runs Russia (before you rise to lynch me, go back and review history).

      I can certainly imagine the US fracturing along the lines of red and blue states, with the reds arriving at a charismatic, fundamentalist leader eager to bring on the Resurrection and Armageddon. In a nation where most of the people do not believe in Evolution, where skills in the sciences are plummeting in comparison to the rest of the world, this is a VERY believable scenario.

      Believe me, killer asteroids are pretty far down the list of things that could wipe out humanity. All of the most likely spots on the list are events due only to the actions of humanity.

  47. Not everything to do with space is NASA's problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the rest of the world could do something like this once in awhile???

  48. I learned from the Global Warming deniers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that a problem can be ignored if mankind isn't responsible for it. After all, an asteroid striking the earth is a perfectly natural phenomenon, so why spend precious dollars on such a project when we could buy another F-22 instead? If God intended mankind to be destroyed in a freak cosmic accident, then so be it.

  49. And what happens when they FIND one? by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

    Do you really trust FEMA? Do you really think you will be protected by the government? The American government is one government I do not trust as it is too easily manipulated by Israel's MOSSAD and the Zionist's. http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=FEMA+CAMp I am glad I live in a socalist member state in Europe and my apartment has a nuclear bunker right below it (as do most here) :) We still have the siren's regularly nationwide (when they stop we have been invaded or something and we report to our posts).

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    1. Re:And what happens when they FIND one? by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      Protip: As soon as you say "Zionist," you give yourself away as a fucking loon.

      Food for thought.

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    2. Re:And what happens when they FIND one? by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:And what happens when they FIND one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relating the threat of asteroids hitting the Earth to your anti-Zionist position makes you a loon. Is your "socialist member state" actively hunting for *killer asteroids* or is it content with just complaining about America and the self-determination of the Jewish people?

    4. Re:And what happens when they FIND one? by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

      http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=israel +spy+america&search=Search Ask alot of Jewish people, the main problems in are caused by Zionism, this dates back to all the world wars. They did the same with the UK then dumped the UK and switched focus to America for their manipulation. My point was about the government not having your interests at heart in any scenario, not specifically an Asteroid impact scenario.

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    5. Re:And what happens when they FIND one? by Grashnak · · Score: 1

      I am glad I live in a socalist member state in Europe and my apartment has a nuclear bunker right below it (as do most here) :) We still have the siren's regularly nationwide (when they stop we have been invaded or something and we report to our posts). Wow, you have nuclear powered bunkers in your apartment buildings? What do you do with the waste? Wow, you have sirens blaring all the time and if they stop you know there's a problem? How odd, one would have thought that the opposite was more conducive to sleeping.
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  50. re: It's like the lottery! by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    NASA needs a "You can't win if you don't play!" ad campaign!

  51. Link for Armageddon by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

    Forgot to use the preview button, and my URL was not formed properly. Here you go! "Armageddon"

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  52. Priorities by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

    We have a war to fight people. We can't be siphoning off important funding for the wermacht so these chicken little NASA upstarts can play with more of their silly toys. In fact, it seems that these NASA types are obviously not team players and must be "against us". Therefore the Florida pan handle is next up on our schedule for liberation. Scorched earth style.

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  53. Re:Earth-science priorities vs. Republicans on Mar by sadler121 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...and if they've got to put it into planning for human missions to places that should really be handled by robots...


    Eventually we are going to become extinct if not by an asteroid, then by the sun expanding into a red giant and gobbling up the Earth. The only way to eliminate extinction is to get our collective asses off this rock, into space and on as many planetoid surfaces as possible. That way at least a small part of humanity will survive.
  54. Will never happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Earth getting hit by an asteroid? Won't happen. Why? Because we have Intelligent Design.

    So it won't happen ... unless of course, it was designed that way ...

  55. open source by dustball23 · · Score: 1

    "Traditional" asteroid hunts are EXPENSIVE.

    Why don't they make use of open source software? Sasteroids is free.

  56. What about Halliburton? by peacefinder · · Score: 4, Funny

    Doesn't Halliburton do asteroid diversion?

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  57. Making the funding source choose. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If NASA is fighting for funding, this is the way to so it.

    You make a clear connection between funding and services.

    The museum here in Albuquerque used this to great effect recently. They were planning a three part exhibition to coincide with the city's tricentennial. Pretty much the most important (i.e. popular) art exhibitions ever seen here. At some point the city announced a funding cut. All the director had to do was announce that part 3 (featuring Picasso, Miro, and Dali) was no longer within scope. Cha-ching!

  58. According to Wikipedia by TheNinjaroach · · Score: 1

    ..well I just checked and according to Wikipedia one might hit in the next twelve days!

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  59. Fear market is tapped out by amightywind · · Score: 1

    But hey, it's just the potential end of the world, so nothing much to worry about there.

    The problem is many sciences use human hazards (read end of the world) justification for increased funding: seismic research, volcanology, climatology, oceanography. The fear market is tapped out.

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  60. Ironically by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    I've heard that if you took the money spent making Deep Impact and Armageddon, you'd have enough money to do the search.

  61. Why US taxpayer ? by jacekm · · Score: 0

    I think this must be another failure of George Bush administration. But on the other hand, why the bad boy is US administration or NASA? When the Kyoto scam was a hot topic everybody pointed fingers at US that it does not want to pay its "fair share" in "saving" the Earth. Hey. Maybe rest of the world can now step up to the responsibility and fund this asteroid search instead of just complaining? At least in this case there should be no doubt, that the whole World including every living endangered species would be the main beneficiary of the NASA efforts. Where is the UN panel on the space emptiness regarding this topic? The world can seize to exist and UN is not active on this? What is EU panel of flying rocks doing to save us? You can't blame Catholic Church this time. They kind of predicted that something like this will eventually happen, and at least they are trying to be prepared to the best of their abilities. Plus they don't belive that it is the end of everything anyway. But I don't see any scientific approach from the progressive, enlightened, moral elites of the world. Any way you measure either by population size or even by wealth, US is the minority and should not be obligated to fund the whole cost of "Saving the Planet" however small or large the cost is. Mega pop stars can organize a big music concert inside the Arizona Crater to support NASA efforts and also to feel good. Al Gore can continue his stream of Oscar winning documentaries, this time under the tile of "Inconvenient Rock" (TM) :-). Union of Concerned Scientists can start immediately designing a space gun to deflect incoming doom. Think about environment. All green movements can start pressuring their governments in Asia and Europe to make them acting seriously and stepping up to the planet responsibility. For how long President Bush administration will be single-handedly saving life on Earth? This is simply unacceptable ! What if despite the cost cutting NASA manage to discover and deflect incoming rock. Bush administration will attempt to take the whole glory! We cannot allow for this to happen. There is so much work for activists on every panel outside of US government structures to do something about it.

    JAM

  62. Asteroid, Shmasteroid by 6-tew · · Score: 1

    We've made it this far without it... So we build the searchy-thingy (I'm sure that's the engineering term) and it tells us maybe we're all going to die, or maybe we should have spent the money on some pizza and beer, because there's just as many doomsday rocks coming tomorrow as there've been since... the last one... 65 million years ago! And if there's a great big, mean-ass rock a-coming, WTF? Do we shoot Bruce Willis into space to blow it up?

    Actually that's a good idea for movie.

  63. Jesus on an asteroid by Wubby · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Born-again Bush and his evangelical whack-job support base actually WANT the world to end. These people are so deluded by their "faith" that they really want the world to end in fire and blood. They don't support Israel because they care about little Jewish kids growing up in peace, but because Jesus will come flying to earth on a cloud swinging a sword soon! They don't care about asteroid wiping out humanity, because humanity is unimportant to them.

    These people actually BELIEVE that Jesus will return to earth in their lifetime, and that they are going to be ushered into heaven, while everyone else dies a horrific death at the hand of the "Prince of Peace", Do you REALLY think they are interested in advancing human understanding and civilization? Do you actually think these people ponder the future of the human race?

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    1. Re:Jesus on an asteroid by griffjon · · Score: 1

      People have believed that the end is near (in an xtian sense) for over 2000 years now, and in other mythologies for even longer. It's when people change their day-to-day behavior towards that belief that it gets ... dangerous.

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  64. As NASA puts it... by NiceRoundNumber · · Score: 1

    Nothing we can afford to see here. Please move along.

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  65. Wouldn't it suck by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    to find out at the last moment that the asteroid is going to miss, imaging, you are sitting there in the Caribbean, in crazy heavy debt and not even a bottle in the cellar to cheer you up, when the collectors start hunting you down.

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    On a more serious note, if everyone knew about the killer asteroid, the money itself would immediately become completely irrelevant, noone would bother flying you to the Caribbean, noone would cook for you or clean up after you in a resort etc.

  66. A bottle of encapsulated crap pills by Programmer_In_Traini · · Score: 1

    What a bottle of encapsulated crap pills!

    Earth has survived millions of years on its own. We've only been able to *monitor* asteroids for what ? hundred ish years old ?

    Why are suddenly asteroids such a problem ? Are they trying to promote a (false) sense of (in)security by making them a threat ?

    Hell, we know so little about the actual impacts of a missile delivered space blast that we could actually make safe asteroids unsafe due to the debris and/or change trajectory. possibilities are endless.

    Sure we got hit a few times, the strongest (to my knowledge) being a million years ago in the dinosaur era but we survived. History shows that when humans tries to take control of something they don't understand properly they will undeniably cause more problem than they will solve. (WW1, WW2 & Hiroshima are quick examples. Tchernobyl ?)

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    1. Re:A bottle of encapsulated crap pills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congrats on the stupidest comment I've seen today. Impacts from space have always been a fact of life on this planet, but the difference is that now, for the first time, we have the ability and resources to actually do something about it. The planet itself isn't going to be hugely affected (unless something really big hits us), but if a chunk of rock a few miles wide happened to land in the Atlantic or Pacific, the death toll would be in the millions. For a relatively small amount of money (the US is the world leader in military spending, check how much goes on that for example), we could have a very good chance at detecting and deflecting anything liable to cause massive damage to the surface of the planet. You know, the bit where we live?

      We're also not limited to randomly firing nuclear missiles at an incoming rock. I saw an idea recently where (if we saw it in time), simply strapping an ion engine to the side and gently pushing it for a few months would divert it quite safely. Don't you think NASA has people (much smarter than you) who have already thought about this?

      Also FYI, humans were not around in anything like our current form 1 million years ago, and the dinosaurs died out tens of millions of years before that.

      Finally, you're an idiot.

  67. So What? by trongey · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure that if I get smashed by an asteroid I won't be too concerned.

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    1. Re:So What? by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that if I get smashed by an asteroid I won't be too concerned.

      Indeed. It's the waiting that everyone cannot stand.

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    2. Re:So What? by trongey · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that if I get smashed by an asteroid I won't be too concerned.


      Indeed. It's the waiting that everyone cannot stand.

      Yeah, sorry about that, but you've probably got another 25 years or so to put up with me. C'est la vie.
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  68. He has an implied point by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But hey, it's just the potential end of the world, so nothing much to worry about there.

    So maybe the rest of the world can chip in?

  69. Texas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The explosion alone could have with the power of 100 million tons of dynamite, enough to devastate an entire state, such as Maryland, they said.

    Maryland? Here in Texas, we call that a "county". Call me when you have something that can devastate a real state.
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  70. In soviet Russia... by Floritard · · Score: 1

    the killer asteroids cannot find the funding to track you!

  71. how are they supposed to cause massive damage... by Logicalmoron · · Score: 1

    if they can't flip the earth on its back?

  72. They Need to Rename the Dept of Homeland Security by SwashbucklingCowboy · · Score: 1

    to the Dept of Homeworld Security.

    And if the took NASA off the job and outsourced it to Haliburton then I'm sure the Bush administration would fund it. It wouldn't work, but there'd be plenty of money!

  73. Scare Tactics - Hurray! by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
    This smacks of political scare tactics, albeit in the best possible way. It reminds me of the classic case where a mayor needs money for long term infrastructure needs for the city, but can't sign on any taxpayers for something as unsexy as better sewers. What does he do? He budgets the sewers and threatens to close some firehouses, daring anyone to call his bluff.

    NASA doesn't have any firehouses to close, so the only way they'll be able to preserve their core missions against the budget axe is to invent one. If it takes a little bit of bureaucratic dirty tricks to keep basic science and the unmanned probe programs going instead of dying on the altar of a directionless manned program, I say more power to them.

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  74. NASA: In 6 months, we're all going to die... by TimeForGuinness · · Score: 1

    If they find a "global" killer, it better be 200 years away from us before they were to release it to the public.

    Imagine the chaos that would arise. The planet would wipe itself out long before the asteroid would hit.

    Religous nuts
    Stealing
    Killing
    Apathy

    Would it be better to know or not to know?

  75. obligatory by mjolnir_ · · Score: 2, Funny

    in soviet russia, asteroid finds YOU!

    oh, wait.

  76. Re:Earth-science priorities vs. Republicans on Mar by rbanffy · · Score: 1

    If we do it right and colonize other worlds, nobody will have to leave Earth when the Sun expands (it will take a good couple million years to do it, anyway). Everyone will have left when the climate becomes unmanageable, long before full expansion, unless we develop some very, very fancy technology to shield the planet from the excess radiation, preserved for its historical importance.

    By that time, if this is the only planet we have managed to colonize, we deserve to go extinct and leave the rest of the galaxy to more apt species.

    I hope not. I just like mankind and I think we are worthy to be preserved.

  77. Life Imitating the Art of Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't worry, as soon as the government gets enough fearful citizens like you demanding security from those terrorist asteroids they will pass enough pork bills for tracking them and hire a company like Brown & Root to study methods of destroying them.

    So please, quit the worrying over low probability events. If you really want them tracked then start a private space colony and start mining asteroids, the corporations if they find they can profit this way will track down every pebble in space. Fork the space program!

  78. you're an idiot by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    given enough tracking and preparation, even a small explosion far enough way will alter the trajectory of a large asteroid to buzz the earth rather than slam it. of course, not done carefully enough, and you could make things worse. so therefore, we shouldn't try at all, right?

    you go ahead and lay down and die. apparently, according to you, it's superior not to try and just accept death. what an ultranegative loser you are

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  79. As 1/16 Inuit... by bluemonq · · Score: 1

    I'd like to point out that if Alaska were split in half to create a new state, Texas would become the *third* largest state in the US.

  80. There is no such thing as "spending on tax cuts" by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    on monies borrowed to spend in the 2000's (and the Reagan 80's) on tax cuts

    Look, I've grown much less libertarian over the years. I'm now OK with money being taken from people (including me) by force and spent on "good things".

    However, I'm still not OK with pretending that we're not doing that. The money is ours, the government takes some away by force and spends it. Them's the facts.

    There's no such thing as "spending on tax cuts". That would be like my wife wanting to buy something, me objecting, and then her saying "well, you would just 'spend' the money on savings or paying off debt if I don't spend it!". The one thing is spending, and the other isn't.

  81. paying to save the world by dyob · · Score: 1

    If the current US administration isn't going to pay for (or even admit to the existence of) global warming, what makes you think they'd pay for something even more tangible?

  82. Nobody paid for a Tsunami warning network either by xtal · · Score: 1

    It cost 100,000+ people their lives.

    Now there's a network.

    Just hope it's the not the earth destroying kind that hits.

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  83. relevant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and this is more important than if the sun runs out of fuel?

  84. International Effort? by truckaxle · · Score: 1

    Why is that not an international effort? A NEO is just as likely to take out China or Iran as New York or Kansas.

    1. Re:International Effort? by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      A NEO is just as likely to take out China or Iran as New York or Kansas.

      In every movie I've ever seen, New York always gets it the worst. The rest of the world doesn't seem to suffer at all.

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  85. Oh well... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    At least when the big one hits, all of the crap in the atmosphere will solve the global warming problem...

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  86. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

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  87. Now we know by mdsolar · · Score: 1

    Now we know why protecting Earth was dropped from NASA's mission statement http://www.physorg.com/news72971590.html.

    It costs to much. Not too suprising considering how we're spending money like we can just print more of it. As NASA becomed the can't do agency, who will fill the void?
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    1. Re:Now we know by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It was dropped because of all the hard evidence in support of global warming it kept discovering.

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    2. Re:Now we know by mdsolar · · Score: 1

      That was the understand the planet part. NASA can't do a lot on the protection front for gloabal warming. My firend Ed Lu is persuaded it could do something on the asteroid front though.

  88. Ho Hum, Halleys Comet syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember as a youngster, reading about the Return of Halleys Comet, in the far future. I even wrote a note and put it on my bulletin board that Halleys comet would return in the 90s. Since then I did a few reports on comets through the years and actually went and reviewed the newspapers of the day when Halleys came around the last time. Then when it did come around, it was a flop for me, since the weather was overcast in my state. didn't see it at all. But I did see sevaral of the other comets that swung by in the late 90s.

    Point: plenty of other things could have wiped me out through the years, I didn't need to spend time worrying about halleys.

  89. headline misleading by geekoid · · Score: 1

    should be:
    "NASA doesn't have the funds for astroid hunt" is more accurate.

    I know it seems to be the same things, but when dealing government agencies it is a world of difference.

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  90. No offense to the fallen, but... by emagery · · Score: 1

    They can still hunt for the biggies... no one wants a 100 meter wide asteroid hitting their town... but that's just an 'owie' asteroid in the grand scheme of things... not remotely a world ender... not really even a nation-ender. World enders are not that common and much easier to find than 'owies' are. This complaint seems contrived to me.

  91. its not broken, dont fix it by Programmer_In_Traini · · Score: 1

    >>Congrats on the stupidest comment I've seen today.
    Glad you liked it.

    >>but the difference is that now, for the first time, we have the ability and resources to actually do something about it.
    Ever heard that phrase that says worst disasters comes from the greatest ideas ?

    >>but if a chunk of rock a few miles wide happened to land in the Atlantic or Pacific, the death toll would be in the millions
    wow, you really know what you're talking about. are tidal waves the only threat you can foresee from asteroids ?

    >>the US is the world leader in military spending
    Yup, your military sure is strong, fire away!

    >>For a relatively small amount of money
    on top of all the other relatively small amount of money we spend ... like military!

    >>we could have a very good chance at detecting and deflecting anything liable
    Not that we were scared before but we sure will be sleeping safer now that someone told us they're now watching it. hey wait... what were they doing before then ? we should be dead after years of not paying that insurance!

    >>I saw an idea recently where (if we saw it in time), simply strapping an ion engine to the side and gently pushing it for a few months would divert it quite safely
    Not saying an ION engine would be bad but did that idea or study or whatever it was calculated the new trajectory of the asteroid and what collision it might create by making it take a new trajectory.

    >>Don't you think NASA has people (much smarter than you) who have already thought about this?
    Are these the same people that made the apollo moon landing ? That sure makes it comforting that they're taking care of it.

    >>Also FYI, humans were not around in anything like our current form 1 million years ago, and the dinosaurs died out tens of millions of years before that.
    Not that its of any actual point to my post but if you were half smarter than i am, which in your terms, doesnt make it a big challenge, you should have picked up that i was merely pointing out that earth and its inhabitants have managed to survive "on their own" for many (many) years.

    i'm not claiming to be smart and maybe i am an idiot. I just like the Dr. Obvious show on TV. one of the episodes said that if its not broken, dont fix it. What makes you think the universe needs a fix ?

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  92. I'm not into Astro... by NRISecretAgent · · Score: 2, Interesting

    but I know a few people who do who say that we could solve the problem of a giant asteroid if we had enough warning. We know blasting it into little chunks wouldn't do much but we could actually shift it's trajectory by using just a shuttle. The shuttle would go up alongside the Asteroid to one side or another (90 degrees off the collision course) and just sit there, keeping as little distance as possible without crashing into it. By doing this, the gravity between the shuttle and the asteroid would cause a shift in the trajectory of each. As long as we keep moving the shuttle a little at a time so the don't actually collide, over the course of a decade or two it would shift enough to miss Earth. And we are capable of seeing well into the future. We already know that there is an Asteroid that could possibly hit us in (I believe) 29 years. It may not have been tried but as physics stands, there are things we can do. It's based in simple Physics and could work. We aren't totally helpless until we throw out information, either of physics or... well... physics I guess =).

    1. Re:I'm not into Astro... by Shag · · Score: 1

      Well, it'd need to have significantly more mass than a Shuttle, and be able to get further from earth than a Shuttle, but you're thinking of the gravity tractor proposed a couple years ago by two of NASA's own astronauts.

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  93. Re:Nobody paid for a Tsunami warning network eithe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm SICK of hope and faith, how about some down-to-earth initiative and planning??

  94. Duuuuude by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

    Someone in the associated press has aligned themselves with the surfer community. "killer" indeed! The Dude abides.

  95. Had a quick word with God about this one. by EddyPearson · · Score: 1

    He said my License was invalid. Couldn't help me. Referred me to the creation department. I'm still on hold.

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  96. You can have the moon and mars, I'll take earth by Comboman · · Score: 1

    Even after a major asteroid hit (or nuclear war, or global warming, or pick-your-favorite-doomsday-scenario), the earth with still be considerably more inhabitable than the moon or mars. It could vaporize 99% of our liquid water and we'd still have more than mars. It could vaporize 99.999% of our atmosphere and we'd still have more than the moon. Life on earth has survived several previous asteroid hits; I'll take my chances down here.

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  97. Use the Force by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    This isn't "just the potential end of the world". It's yet another sneaky way to fund Star Wars "missile defense" projects. Why not siphon that sleazy loser program's funding over to this asteroid hunt program? Then convert the whole BS Star Wars system over to asteroid defense.

    Missile defense has so many ways to work, starting with investment, peace and diplomacy, and ending with Star Wars that doesn't work. While asteroid defense might not work either, but there's no alternative, and at least we're building an American space exploration industry.

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  98. It's Not Cost-Effective by mkcmkc · · Score: 1

    We live in a capitalistic society, so everything has a value, which is discounted according to the current interest rate. This means that the sum total of everything of value that could possibly exist in 1000 years, or at any point thereafter, is worth less today than the candy bar sitting on my desk. Therefore, unless you think the asteroid will hit within the next 1000 years, it's simply not worth looking for. QED

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  99. NASA and US Saviors of the World? by DoomfrogBW · · Score: 1

    Since when did NASA get tasked with saving the world? If it is such a big deal, then every country in the world should pay for it.

  100. Bureaucratic Grandstanding by kilgor · · Score: 1


    This announcement needs to be taken with a HUGE grain of salt IMO. They're picking one item that's popular or scary, and purposefully cutting funding for it in order to get headlines. They did the same crap a year ago with Hubble. Sure there's a lot of fantastic and important science that NASA could do if it had more money, but they already have GOBS of money, and the line needs to be drawn somewhere.

  101. Asteroid Katrina by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    Who says history doesn't repeat itself??
    Name the asteroid Katrina.

  102. Share the cost by Kyeetza · · Score: 1

    Other than politics and human complacency, there's no reason why other nations can't come together with the US to help should the cost, or at least help out and/or build their own technology to help detect earth-destroying asteroids. What's the point of saving $1 billion from the budget if we're all dead?

    1. Re:Share the cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Help the Americans? They got us into this mess in the first place by starting a war they couldn't afford, so now they bloody better well get us out of it.

  103. 127 Days to Bellus!.... by awfar · · Score: 1

    I always wondered if I would ever hear it, for real...

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0044207/

  104. The problem is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that H*llib*rt*n has no astronomical research division.

    It is a great immediate need that they open such a venture!
    THEN, the money WILL be found!

    Trillions to enrich the Corps; Not one Cent for the survival of the Species!

  105. Easy way to get the funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    All NASA has to do to get the funding for this is to shift plans just a little, and call it.... "NASA plans to solve global warming!". Anything to do with Global Warming is guaranteed to be funded, and they wouldn't even be lying. Here's how it works: While scanning the skies looking for planet-killers that need to be stopped, they should also be searching for a smaller rock we can steer in for a precise, intended impact. Something about half of the "dinosaur killer" size would be about right. Find the right rock, launch missions to guide it in for a precise landing centered on Iraq. This plan satisfies just about every pressure group in the USA right now!
    • Hawks: No more problem with Iraq, or Iran building nukes, or anything else in that part of the world.
    • Doves: If we know the asteroid is coming, you can bet the troops will be coming home now.
    • Global Warming Alarmists: With all the resulting dust in the atmosphere, Global Warming won't be a problem any more.
    • Alternative Energy Dreamers: Take all the oil in that region our of play and we'll have no choice but to find more energy sources.
    • Religious Nuts (of all flavors): The apocalypse is really here - all of your dreams/nightmares are coming true.
    Really, what's not to like here?
  106. Sorry, spent all our money, good luck though! by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Sorry, we recently spent a load of our money fighting a bunch of chaps who *definitely* had weapons of mass destruction. Still spending on tidying up the chaos. Turns out they didn't have any in the first place. Plus we need to spend the rest of our money investing in a new generation of weapons of mass destruction for us, buying them off the Americans, you know. Because *we* need weapons of mass destruction apparently. So not much money left over I am afraid. We've got a healthy pop music industry though so if your REM chaps want to come over and record some songs we'll be happy to help them with that.

  107. Easy way to get funding: by quixoticsycophant · · Score: 2, Funny

    NASA just needs to classify it under the War on Terra.

  108. In Soviet Union... by andreyw · · Score: 1

    ... this would never happen. Capitalism at it's finest. Central planning may have it downfalls, but science, especially of such crucial variety, never took a back seat to profit making in the USSR.

    1. Re:In Soviet Union... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, totally blew that one...

      In Soviet Russia, killer asteroid hunts you.

  109. Que Sera, Sera... by Dretep · · Score: 0
  110. Idealistic moderators? by alienmole · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering if the parent was modded Flamebait because some 14-year old moderator couldn't believe that government really works this way? I'd like to give a message to that kid: Santa Claus isn't real either, and neither is God. Sorry.

  111. Empirical data on the subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Based on recent observations (5 millenia)... what does anyone here think is the likelyhood of a catastrophic, civilization-destroying (much less planet-destroying) meteorite impact occurring in 1) 1 year, 2) 10 years, 3) 100 years, or 4) 10 centuries? Compare that with the likelyhood that: 1) some country in the world will get nuked by some other country, 2) a super-bug will appear wipe out 1/3rd of the world's population, 3) anyone who reads this post will die in a car accident.

    Life is all about priorities. Some things just aren't worth worrying about, particularly if all you can do is worry anyway.

  112. Hard to worry when you're dead by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    But hey, it's just the potential end of the world, so nothing much to worry about there.

    Not from a political standpoint, since if it happens there won't be anyone around to bitch about it.

  113. They've already funded this. Did they forget? by Shag · · Score: 1
    NASA and others have already funded a whole bunch of things to find asteroids. Like:

    LINEAR
    LONEOS
    NEAT
    Spacewatch

    The next generation involves ones that will find more, find smaller (but still dangerous) ones, and find them faster. Like:

    Pan-STARRS (prototype built)
    LSST (proposed)

    Pan-STARRS most certainly is funded, is in active development, already has a single-telescope prototype up and running to some degree, and hopes to have its full system (4 telescopes, each with a 1.4 gigapixel camera) operational in the next few years. (The nastiest rock we're aware of so far will miss us in about 22 years.)

    If there is a life on earth ending event occurring from some asteroid they COULD find, does it matter at all? There is nothing we can do about it anyway.


    Actually, there is. Nature ran an article 2 years ago on a proposal for a "gravity tractor" by NASA astronauts Ed Lu and Stan Love. I've seen Ed's presentation on it, and he knows his stuff. (He's a farkin' astronaut, after all, and was an astrophysicist before that.)

    So, to recap:

    NASA has funded this stuff all along. The stuff Congress wants done probably will actually get done. And NASA's own people are already telling anyone who will listen what to do if we do find the big nasty rock.

    Exactly why nobody at NASA can remember any of this when testifying before Congress... I have no idea. :)

    Disclaimer: I work for the institute that's the lead organization on Pan-STARRS. Ed Lu used to work there too; I've met him; I may be biased. :) I also know and work with the (in)famous David Tholen, who found that 2029 rock, Apophis.

    Oh, and if you'd like to check out a talk given by Ed, David, and Pan-STARRS's Rob Jedicke and Nick Kaiser, I'm sure my buddy over at AstroDay.net won't mind a few visitors... dunno if you'll all be listen to the audio podcast of the session at the same time, though!

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    Village idiot in some extremely smart villages.
  114. Re:There is no such thing as "spending on tax cuts by Logic+and+Reason · · Score: 1

    I'm now OK with money being taken from people (including me) by force and spent on "good things".
    Out of curiosity, why have you become OK with it (principles, practicality, defeatism, etc.)? And do you have an answer to the questions of who may collect the money, and on what "good things" they may spend it?
  115. Re:Hm. Nice planet. Shame if anything happened to by rabiddeity · · Score: 1

    And Maryland is very very close to Washington, D.C. Hmm.

    Oh wait, I guess cockroaches can survive pretty much anything.

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  117. It's obvious by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 0

    as the odds of winning the lottery are equal to being hit by an asteroid, they should secure their funding through the purchase of tickets.

    /powerball!

  118. Real state != TX by RockWolf · · Score: 1
    From this link: http://au.travel.yahoo.com/guide/australia/queensl and/index.html

    Queensland is Australia's second largest state measuring more than 1.72 million square kilometres, 25% of Australia's land mass, which is four times the size of Japan, nearly six times the size of the UK and more than twice the size of Texas in the US.

    In case you were wondering, Australia also has a station (ranch) that's bigger than Belgium, and bigger than anything in Texas. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Creek_station

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  119. A more effective plan by Spasmodeus · · Score: 1

    In my opinion, all NASA needs to do is present congress with a scientific statistic claim with percent confidence of global destruction. I think a better idea would be to sit congress down, make them watch Armageddon, and tell them "If you don't fund our program, the earth could fall victim to more shitty movies just like this!
  120. FUD by kwoff · · Score: 1

    This kind of argument "but hey, it just the end of the world we're talking about" is called FUD. It's used to get people to buy MS products, drum up wars against terrorists, and so on. The last time the earth got hit hard, apparently, was millions of years ago. As of a few hundred years ago nobody even realized that, and if an asteroid was going to randomly hit us, it just as well could've done so already. So let's not overreact now. I personally don't want to live my life constantly freaking out about everything the universe throws at us. These loud extremist types get control over everything we do, and make everyone's lives worse than before.

  121. A word from the mutant... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

    And then throuhg in something about how it will effect their children that is even more false. False, yes, but at least it would bolster your cause. See, the effect on the children would have been by choice. Well, not the children's own choice, but their parents' choice. Their parents who voted congresscritters into office who cut the funding to the program which could have prevented the asteroid impact that caused such outpouring of happiness...

    SCNR...

    1. Re:A word from the mutant... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      False, yes, but at least it would bolster your cause. See, the effect on the children would have been by choice. Well, not the children's own choice, but their parents' choice. Their parents who voted congresscritters into office who cut the funding to the program which could have prevented the asteroid impact that caused such outpouring of happiness...SCNR...


      lol... But you see, In the real world, when you are forced to make a decision about your money based on purposly falsified information to bolster your cause, we have created a criminal act. And whoever does this deserves to go to jail!

      I find it simple amazing givin out previous conversations that you would even consider As an alternative, I suggest you come up with some "evidence" suggesting that an asteroid impact would transform their children into mutants, preferably homosexual ones; or, that the asteroids are a Arab Terrorist Plot. Double points if the asteroid is Mexican. as a valid action.

      I mean threatening someone that "their kids will be mutated into homosexual because of an Arab terrorist asteroid made of mexicans". I have always argues that sexuality is choice. I think I have even discussed this with you. But to suggest this is a mutation for any reason is somewhat appalling. Maybe this is the new age science and anything goesno matter how stupid or who is steps on.
    2. Re:A word from the mutant... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      I find it simple amazing givin out previous conversations that you would even consider [...] as a valid action.

      Chill! Nobody here is seriously considering that NASA should use this line to convince the Republicans in Congress. It's a joke (yes, a j.o.k.e. , as in woosh, that flew right over your head!) poking phun at the Republicans' homophobia, by suggesting that they would somehow consider gay kids a worse catastrophe than global destruction.

      I have always argues that sexuality is choice. Well the most interesting part of your argument was your redefinition of choice. With such definition, just about anything could be choice. For instance, the flooding of New Orleans may have happened due the choice of an anonymous butterfly in the Brasilian Amazon rainforest.
    3. Re:A word from the mutant... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Chill! Nobody here is seriously considering that NASA should use this line to convince the Republicans in Congress. It's a joke (yes, a j.o.k.e. , as in woosh, that flew right over your head!) poking phun at the Republicans' homophobia, by suggesting that they would somehow consider gay kids a worse catastrophe than global destruction.
      Is it now. I thought they were serious because the entire intent of the article was to scare people into requesting funding. Sorry, my bad.

      Actualy I knew it wasn't serious. But it is the underlying principle that people are seriously considering doom and gloom for profit scenarios I have issue with. I think it is even worse when this is being touted by a comunity who claims they just look at the facts or evidence and makes decisions from there.

      Well the most interesting part of your argument was your redefinition of choice. With such definition, just about anything could be choice. For instance, the flooding of New Orleans may have happened due the choice of an anonymous butterfly in the Brasilian Amazon rainforest.
      Well, although there are some zen like idealisms that think everything is conected and a butterfly flapping it's winge could cause a storm halfway around the world, I'm not one of them. And I never redefines choice. My position is and always has been that you make choices about sexuality. You may prefere certain things like redheads over blonds or the color blue to black, Maybe bitter foods to spicy hot ones. This is choice too caused by influences over your life time.

      And the only reason I brought it up was to show how absurd it is to enven imply that someone could be mutated into being queer. Reguardless of it being a joke. Is the real punchline that people can be mutated or that homosexuals are mutated freaks? I dunno.
    4. Re:A word from the mutant... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Well, although there are some zen like idealisms that think everything is conected and a butterfly flapping it's winge could cause a storm halfway around the world, I'm not one of them. Actually, this doesn't have anything to do with "zen idealism". More with chaos theory. The idea is that weather is so dependant on "initial conditions" that a tiny change now (such as caused by a butterfly flapping its wings in a different way) could snowball into something very big 6 years from now.

      Ok, while true (according to chaos theory), this still does not mean that the butterfly exerts choice. Indeed, for the choice to be meaningful in a classical sense, the butterfly would need to make an informed choice, i.e. be able to anticipate the effect of its actions. And this is notoriously not the case, as another butterfly flapping its wings 10 seconds later could "undo" the choice of the first one, or even turn it into its opposite.

      For me, choice is not really choice, unless it is informed choice. By drinking that last coke, you didn't really chose to harm your diabetic colleague, because you couldn't know that he would have a seizure on that very afternoon. Likewise, by playing with your willy as a toddler you didn't chose to be gay, because at such age you had no way of knowing that such would be the consequence, or even what that means (if even that was true...).

      Maybe bitter foods Actually, there are genes that govern how you experience the taste of certain foods such as broccoli. Some people experience them as being much more bitter than most of us, and this is apparently a genetic predisposition.

      Is the real punchline that people can be mutated or that homosexuals are mutated freaks? No, the punchline is that some conservative homophobes are more concerned about their kids being mutated into queers than about half of the human population being wiped out.
    5. Re:A word from the mutant... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Actually, this doesn't have anything to do with "zen idealism". More with chaos theory. The idea is that weather is so dependant on "initial conditions" that a tiny change now (such as caused by a butterfly flapping its wings in a different way) could snowball into something very big 6 years from now.
      Yep For some reason I remeber some oriental guy holding a butterfly or something like that on a comercial for something and the wording went that way. But your right.

      Ok, while true (according to chaos theory), this still does not mean that the butterfly exerts choice. Indeed, for the choice to be meaningful in a classical sense, the butterfly would need to make an informed choice, i.e. be able to anticipate the effect of its actions. And this is notoriously not the case, as another butterfly flapping its wings 10 seconds later could "undo" the choice of the first one, or even turn it into its opposite.
      Of course not. The buterfly does it out of instinct. Very little of their life is experienced by choice if any at all. We cannot be certain that their mind exhibits the ability to chose at all. You started taking us along this butterfly journey so i give up, Why?

      For me, choice is not really choice, unless it is informed choice. By drinking that last coke, you didn't really chose to harm your diabetic colleague, because you couldn't know that he would have a seizure on that very afternoon. Likewise, by playing with your willy as a toddler you didn't chose to be gay, because at such age you had no way of knowing that such would be the consequence, or even what that means (if even that was true...).
      Oh.. Well, here are a few dispositions you need to cler first. If you knew that one coke needed to be there in case he went into a siezure, then you chose to harm him. You can blame it on your lack of concern or compasion for his need. If you had no idea, then there is this thing called unintended consequences. Just like the toddler playing with his willy. But he has no idea about sexuality. A toddler cannot become gay at this point. And no one else really does untill they hit puberty. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying there isn't deeling down there and it doesn't feel good to them. But they have no idea of what it means at this stage.

      But there is a difference here. The choice to have sex is a concious choice. There is nothing stopping someone fron having sex with anyone or anything that could physicly fit the need. There is however preferences and those preferences are dictated by diferent decisions and experiences in life. And just like anything else, You can learn to like something that you didn't like before.

      Actually, there are genes that govern how you experience the taste of certain foods such as broccoli. Some people experience them as being much more bitter than most of us, and this is apparently a genetic predisposition.
      But you see, this is a loaded statment. It asumes that everyone doesn't like bitter foods. On the contrary some people like bitter foods and choose to eat them. This is were the choice comes in. There is a whole market of candy aimed at being bitter or sour. Something you would think people avoid but it seems to sell quite well.

      No, the punchline is that some conservative homophobes are more concerned about their kids being mutated into queers than about half of the human population being wiped out.
      OK. I'm sorry that I didn't get this. I thought the democrat's holding the majority in both offices meant that primarily liberals had the power. I didn't realize a lot of the democrats were conservative homophobes. Although homophobe has a moving definition so it is possible i still don't understand the meaning of it. I was once told that I was a homophobe which is odd, I don't have a problem with a gay person or people for that matter. Oh well. I'm over it and i hope everyone else is too..lol
    6. Re:A word from the mutant... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      The buterfly does it out of instinct. The butterfly was chosen as the metaphor because it is a tiny little thing. It's to point out that really tiny changes can lead to huge divergences later on. Obviously, something bigger, such as a human walking around, would cause the same kind of divergences, and even sooner (like 4 months down the road, rather than 6 months, or whatever the actual numbers would be).

      I thought the democrat's holding the majority in both offices You are right of course. Kadin2048 (who originally made the queer mutant comment) probably forgot that now Democrats have the majority. Or he recycled a tagline from last year. Or maybe he thought that Conservatives still had a sizable influence (if there are already a number of people in favor of continuing funding NASA for legitimate reasons, but not enough to win, maybe a tiny minority of additional yes votes from right wing nuts is all it takes to tip the balance?). Or he thought that even liberals occasionally pander to conservative voters on matters that are unimportant to them personally.

      Or more likely: he was not expecting that people would overanalyze a joke in such a way...

    7. Re:A word from the mutant... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Or more likely: he was not expecting that people would overanalyze a joke in such a way...
      I was just done with a converstion were someone was arguing that Global Warming As it is being presented is little more then a scam designed to extract funds from the government and push once rejected political agendas. As soon as I hang up the phone, I see a story one slashdot that boiled down to "But hey, it's just the potential end of the world, so nothing much to worry about there." And shows that NASA is no longer looking for "asteroids that might pose a devastating hit to Earth,".

      So I imeadietly thought, Wow. That guy was right. Science has turned into anything for money including scamming it when neccesary. Then I com accross someone giving pointers to effect even more people.

      I think over overanalyze is appropriate at this stage. The conversation was sparked by some Global warming telemarketing call that was likly a scam in it's self. Someone called my friend asking them to donate ("make a pledge to save the world") to some government sponsored study that was going to fix global warming so your kids will have a tomarrow. When he asked if it is government sponsored then why were they asking for donations. Of course the answer was because Bush didn't care about our future and only gave them the money to have a fund raiser. Ok, bells and wistles going all ovr the place here. It was almost like those police association calls that pretent to claim you don't support the police if you don't give and they will remeber it next time your pulled over.

      But My friend said he didn't have any money and this guy on the other side went off with the guilt trip. "You mean your too greedy to to save the world for your children?". And several other things.

      So of course after hearing about it and having an hour long discusion convincing this guy that it was a scam by some crook and not the global warming crowd itself, I see the exact same thing here. Is this coincidence? Or is this isolated. Or does it actualy appear to be that some are doing this "Scare the money from them" tactic. And how can we trust the others now? And when I question this, his answer was basicly "so".

    8. Re:A word from the mutant... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      some Global warming telemarketing call that was likly a scam in it's self. Fraudsters use all kinds of "good" causes to extract money from the gullible. That doesn't mean that global warming itself is a scam. Only that this particular call (probably) was. Piece of advice: don't hand out any account details, but ask for details about them (name, website, past projects, etc.). Then look them up, ask around, and if they do seem legit, only then donate something to them by initiating the transfer yourself, rather than by handing them the "root password" to your bank account.

      And how can we trust the others now? Fraudsters use all areas of life, not just charities, to defraud the public?

      • Stock scams? => so you no longer invest your savings but spend everything right away?
      • Fake profiles on Gayromeo used to lure naive blind daters into a trap => so you stay in the closet until the end of your life?
      • Cheap-but-fake medication over the internet? => so you'd die rather than take some pills?
      • Rich multinational companies selling buggy and insecure OSes => so you don't use computers at all?
      • "Urgent" messages on your answering machine, trying to con you into calling premium-rate numbers in the Dutch Antilles => so you won't return any urgent call, even if the calling number is obviously local and genuine?
      • Fly-by-night companies collapsing in an accounting scandal, leaving their employees unpaid and/or without pension => so you prefer to stay unemployed and survive on dole?
      • Spoiled food sold as fresh => so you prefer not to eat anything at all and starve to death?
      Ok, fraud and scams are in all areas of life. But that doesn't mean you should stop to live. Just be a little bit more careful who you deal with, and you should be fine.

      this guy on the other side went off with the guilt trip. "You mean your too greedy to to save the world for your children?". Tell-tale sign of fraud. A genuine charity would have no problem giving its donors details and time to think the deal over.
    9. Re:A word from the mutant... by sumdumass · · Score: 1
      We all asumed it was a scam. But the parralells were so close on this.

      BTW, My favorite way to weed out something like this is to ask them to mail the information to me with their name and I will check it out before sending anything. A good majority of times, they will not do it and that will be the last you will hear from them. I triped one guy up by saying "I gave at the office" and he replied "but we didn't call your office"

      Fraudsters use all areas of life, not just charities, to defraud the public?

      Ok, fraud and scams are in all areas of life. But that doesn't mean you should stop to live. Just be a little bit more careful who you deal with, and you should be fine.
      Well, I see were you going here. But my intention was how can we trust branches of science when hey do the doom and gloom for profit. I mean, How much difference is there in these people trying to scam my friend compared to the world is going to end if you don't give these grants to study this being presented to the governments. Judging from this NASA story, it might be closer to reality then we think. Something might get made up or exagerated just to get funding.

      Can we trust some of these science groups to not be a well run and organized scam? Stick with me kid and you'll be rich.
    10. Re:A word from the mutant... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      BTW, My favorite way to weed out something like this is to ask them to mail the information to me with their name and I will check it out before sending anything. A good majority of times, they will not do it and that will be the last you will hear from them. Good method. I usually try to get relevant data on the phone (which I'll then be able to use to google around to find comments of other people whether they are legit or not). Saves them postage in case they are legitimate.

      I triped one guy up by saying "I gave at the office" and he replied "but we didn't call your office" Hehe. But the answer is not necessarily suspicious: if they are in the habit of not calling any business, they can still know that they didn't call your office, even if you didn't tell them where you work.

      Well, I see were you going here. But my intention was how can we trust branches of science when hey do the doom and gloom for profit. Blame it on the funding institutions. If funding institutions don't support projects whose grant applications aren't loaded with irrelevant buzzwords, then don't be astonished if all grant applications end up being filled with such buzzwords. Same with doom and gloom. If this "sells", expect even the honest scientists to start doing it.

      If those people deciding on where grant money goes were actually knowledgeable in the field, and judge a paper on its merit, we would see far less bullshit. And everybody, including the scientists, would be much happier about it. But, in the current situation, scientists unfortunately have to play that game to survive.

      I mean, How much difference is there in these people trying to scam my friend compared to the world is going to end if you don't give these grants to study this being presented to the governments. Judging from this NASA story, it might be closer to reality then we think. The scam that your boyfriend didn't fall for was not that global warming might lead to gloom. No, it was that the money collected was never going to help fight global warming. Likewise, if these "police or firefighters' charities" call, the problem is not that police (or firefighters) are a scam. The problem is that police would only get a token amount, whereas all the rest gets pocketed by the scammers.

      Something might get made up or exagerated just to get funding. Probably not made up, but only exagerated. Or possibly not even exagerated, but blown up out of proportion by a sensationalist journalist (i.e. third party).

      Can we trust some of these science groups to not be a well run and organized scam? Stick with me kid and you'll be rich. NASA a scam? Can I have some of what you are smoking?
    11. Re:A word from the mutant... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Hehe. But the answer is not necessarily suspicious: if they are in the habit of not calling any business, they can still know that they didn't call your office, even if you didn't tell them where you work.
      Ok I see your point.

      Blame it on the funding institutions. If funding institutions don't support projects whose grant applications aren't loaded with irrelevant buzzwords, then don't be astonished if all grant applications end up being filled with such buzzwords. Same with doom and gloom. If this "sells", expect even the honest scientists to start doing it.

      If those people deciding on where grant money goes were actually knowledgeable in the field, and judge a paper on its merit, we would see far less bullshit. And everybody, including the scientists, would be much happier about it. But, in the current situation, scientists unfortunately have to play that game to survive.
      I don't know. if it is a neccesary evil then something definatly needs to be done to fix it. I'm not sure that people knowledgeable in the area is the answer though. I have been having some discusions with a guy who belives the sun cannot be the cause of global warming because the current good book say's it isn't. And all this was sparked by people saying they current good book isn't figuring the data on it corectly. It is entirly possible you would get some religious pandoring to the way things are instead of letting science work it out.

      The scam that your boyfriend didn't fall for was not that global warming might lead to gloom. No, it was that the money collected was never going to help fight global warming. Likewise, if these "police or firefighters' charities" call, the problem is not that police (or firefighters) are a scam. The problem is that police would only get a token amount, whereas all the rest gets pocketed by the scammers.
      I have done some checking into them in the past. They are usualy as you say, the police get a token amount and they pocket the rest. But Strangly, most of them are supporting out of state police groups. But they don't tell you this well calling. And BTW- the boyfriend was just that, a friend who is a boy. ;)

      NASA a scam? Can I have some of what you are smoking?
      I'm not smoking anything you cannot buy at the store. Although I will admit the fresh fish like salmon and trout is better then the old stuff i buy at the store.

      But NASA in it's self, likley not a scam. The direction they want to go into? the way they are spending the money they get? I just don't know.
    12. Re:A word from the mutant... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      I don't know. if it is a neccesary evil then something definatly needs to be done to fix it. Yes, I completely agree with you. Something needs to be done. Like grant evaluators actually making a good faith effort at understanding the papers that they are attempting to judge...

      I'm not sure that people knowledgeable in the area is the answer though. If you know that you are being judged by idiots, nobody can blame you for pandering to idiots...

      And BTW- the boyfriend was just that, a friend who is a boy. ;) hehe. I somewhat imagined that. But playful me likes to tease people, hihi ;-) Sorry, sometimes it is hard to resist grabbing obvious hooks...
    13. Re:A word from the mutant... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Yes, I completely agree with you. Something needs to be done. Like grant evaluators actually making a good faith effort at understanding the papers that they are attempting to judge... I'm thinking this might create more problems. Problems like the over whelming concensus says' "whatever" Yet we are still spending mooney to study only what the concensus says. If the consensus says something then why isn't the money going to study other interactions. And I'm trying real hard to aviod global warming and the overwhelming rejection of anything that says the anything contrary or oposite of the consensus.

      hehe. I somewhat imagined that. But playful me likes to tease people, hihi ;-) Sorry, sometimes it is hard to resist grabbing obvious hooks...
      I figured as much. Being playfull somwhat takes away from all the negetive that conversations here can have. It is a welcomed change.
  122. Need to find difficult-to-find asteroids by lightning+detector · · Score: 1

    Easy to find near Earth asteroids - those of at least a few hundred meters diameter and with a favorable orbit - seem to be already mostly discovered. NASA statistics (on their Near Earth Object (NEO) website) suggest that the rate of new discoveries of easy to find objects is slowing, suggesting that there are not many of these left. Therefore the future strategy has to concentrate increasingly on finding and tracking the more difficult objects. This would be done partly with new earth and space based telescopes as suggested in the original post and partly by effective use of existing equipment.

    It should be emphasized that finding the asteroid is less than half the job. After finding the asteroid it is necessary to track it long enough and well enough to get an accurate orbit calculation. If this is not done, the asteroid sighting becomes almost useless because the orbit is poorly predicted. The asteroid will thus probably never be found again if it is small. In addition, the list of potential impact hazards is cluttered by an increasing number of poorly resolved asteroid orbits with very small impact probabilities.

    A few strategies that can be employed are:

        - More use of observatories in the Southern Hemisphere, to track objects in the southern sky, and also to improve asteroid finding in the northern summer (southern winter)

        - Observing the sky closer to the sun's position (lower elongation), to study objects that remain entirely within the Earth's orbit and objects that cross near the Earth's orbit

        - Observing every day of the month, even near full moon, to track objects whose apparent brightness is decreasing rapidly (there are a few such objects on NASA's NEO hazard list right now, just after full moon)

  123. Then we must shoot them down! by siriuskase · · Score: 1

    What's the point in finding killer asteroids if we don't invest in the systems required to shoot them down? Sure, we have smoke detectors, but our communities also have fire trucks. Systems cabaple of killing killer asteroids would be capable of killing just about anything else we don't like overhead. Remember Star Wars? then again, maybe Pres. Raygun was just ahead of his time.

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  124. Re:There is no such thing as "spending on tax cuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Borrowing money to spend on tax cuts. As in, they accept investment from some people in order to not have to take money from other people, making them obligated to pay certain people back (presumably with more money from the people they didn't have to take money from in the beginning). Except, the very rich people they cut taxes on in the beginning, won't be the ones paying through the nose on interest later.

    ^ Is that confusing? It confused me. It's perfectly reasonable to be confused about borrowing money to spend on tax cuts- such behavior is insane.

  125. Huh? by Soiden · · Score: 1

    What a silly way to say 'we can't do anything'. Please, start thinking a way to do it, but cheaper.

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  126. Re:Earth-science priorities vs. Republicans on Mar by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Oh, we absolutely ought to work on getting off the planet and out of the solar system before the sun blows up or a random asteroid hits us. But we've got some slack time before that happens, and if we're only going to spend a certain amount of money and (more importantly) a certain amount of bright scientists' and engineers' lifetimes working on space issues, it's much more efficient to use them first on space programs that do earth science (so we don't screw up the planet and die out before we can do the really hard problems of significant solar system or interstellar colonization, plus it may help keep the economy in better shape so there's more money to spend on space), and on programs that pay attention to asteroids and how to detect them and keep them from hitting us (again, so we don't get wiped out before we get out of here.)

    Building good space stations is another high priority - if we're going to get out of here, they're a lot more useful than putting humans on Mars, and any major colonization project will probably happen from space stations rather than launched from the ground.

    Colonizing Mars or the moon, or probably more realistically asteroids, will probably happen eventually, but there's no sense in being a hurry to do it just to make politicians look good, when waiting a few decades or centuries means that Moore's Law gives us better robots (and realistically, most of the work in space will get done by robots) and we'll have time to get better materials (hopefully good enough to build space elevators.) And realistically, you're going to want cheap transport into orbit before making a trip to Mars, whether that's a space elevator or just a big rail-gun to ship raw materials into orbit to build space stations with.

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