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  1. Wikipedia Alternative on Chinese Ban on Wikipedia Prevents Research · · Score: 2, Funny

    Try http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page> Uncyclopedia , a bold and innovative new way to catalogue and disseminate the knowlege of the world.

    China (real name, Christina Longford) will be ready, willing and able to do the bird all night.

    BTW: What kind of Doctoral candidate is threatened by inavailability of ONE general resource?

  2. Re:I read it more along the lines of... on IP Attorney - Why SCO Has No Case · · Score: 0, Troll

    Only in the steady and constant application of force lies the very first prerequisite for success. This persistence, however, can always and only arise from a definite spiritual conviction. Any violence which does not spring from a firm, spiritual base, will be wavering and uncertain.

    Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf

  3. Re:Unimportant... on MacWorld Keynote Announces x86 iMac & Laptop · · Score: 1

    I'm from UK. Never thout it sounded like "Windows Wanker" before. Now, after you mention it, I can't hear anything else.

  4. Re:Stupid name on MacWorld Keynote Announces x86 iMac & Laptop · · Score: 1

    Lay on, MacBook!

  5. Re:must be more zero tolerance on Felony For Refreshing a Web Page? · · Score: 1, Informative

    LAKE HIGH SCHOOL

    HOME OF THE FLYERS

    Victory Bell at Flyer Stadium

    "The Mission of Lake High School, a challenging, caring, and safe learning environment, is to empower students to achieve their full potential for intellectual and personal growth, by providing a variety of excellent opportunities and services in partnership with our community."

    Lake High School

    28080 Lemoyne Rd.

    Millbury, OH 43447

    Phone: (419) 661-6640

  6. Re:must be more zero tolerance on Felony For Refreshing a Web Page? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hell,

    Doing F-5 on /. is normal, no?

  7. Nothing new here. on Yahoo Launches Dashboard · · Score: 1

    I think the Yahoo! Konfabulator has been on my machine about a month or so...

  8. "Early" was LAST WEEK on Microsoft to Patch WMF Exploit Early · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is "Less late".

  9. Re:Slower Dimension on Warp Engines In Development? · · Score: 1

    ...And they get stuck there with a millionaire, his wife, a movie star and a professor....

  10. Re:Slower Dimension on Warp Engines In Development? · · Score: 5, Funny

    You rock. Someone who GETS the law of unintended consequences, and sees its incredible potential for humor.

  11. Re:The solution is obviously on Moon Shadows Frustrate Astronauts · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm being followed by a moon shadow
    Moon shadow moon shadow
    Leaping and hopping on a moon shadow
    Moon shadow moon shadow
    And if I ever lost my hands
    Lose my plough, lose my land
    Oh, if I ever lose my hands- Oh, if...
    I wont have to work no more
    And if I ever lose my eyes
    If my colours all run dry
    Yes if I ever lose my eyes,I won't have to cry no more.
    Yes, I'm being followed by a moon shadow
    Moon shadow moon shadow
    Leaping and hopping on a moonshadow
    Moon shadow moon shadow
    And if I ever lose my legs
    I won't moan and I won't beg
    Oh if I ever lose my legs- Oh if...
    I won't have to walk no more
    And if I ever lose my mouth
    All my teeth, north and south
    Yes, if I ever lose my mouth- Oh if...
    I won't have to talk...
    Did it take long to find me
    I ask the faithful light
    Did it take long to find me
    And are you going to stay the night
    I'm being followed by a moon shadow
    Moon shadow moon shadow
    Moon shadow moon shadow
    Moon shadow moon shadow

  12. Lesbian Kissing on Trimarco Confirms Mass. ODF Support · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think they sould change the name of the policy to "lesbian kissing".

    then, no one will admit that they actually support it - but they'll make sure it doesn't go away anytime soon...

  13. Re:I think this is targeted at the 50% of the folk on Google PC to Hit Walmart? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but when it comes to $250, do they buy another PVR/appliance/whatnot? I think that Google is competing over that money with the manufacturers of 4x4 struts.

  14. Re:Google branded Ubuntu ?? on Google PC to Hit Walmart? · · Score: 1

    Shuttleworth would have to be a dupe.

    Sergei and company aren't exactly "Kindnes to Humanity".

  15. Re:Google an accessory to Walmart's evil? on Google PC to Hit Walmart? · · Score: 1

    Jack Lint: Information Transit got to wrong man. I got the right man. The 'wrong man' was delivered to me as the 'right man.' I accepted him on good faith as the 'right man.' Was I wrong?

  16. Re:Google an accessory to Walmart's evil? on Google PC to Hit Walmart? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And...

    Combined with the latest extra-judicial authorization for unlimited wiretapping and surveillance AND Google's speculated oodles of dark fibre...

    We have the making of Winston Smith's television. You know, the one he couldn't turn off.

    Doubleplus ungood.

  17. Re:Google PC on Google PC to Hit Walmart? · · Score: 1

    They can hope for a niche, appliance machine. Google branded Linux is not a winner. They have a shot at "tivo" space, where the Media PC is overpriced and/or under-functioning.

    Enterprise-level directory services, with identity and authorization is where Microsoft have won the corporate computing space over Java's security model, and the various LDAP/Kerberos toolkits in Open Source software. These are toolkits - not solutions.

    General -purpose home PCs need to run the software people have. This means the "Blue's Clues" CD-ROM. This has been Microsoft's own internal struggle to overcome in implementing LUA and in advancing our programming model.

    The PC has been so successful, that only a complete alternative replaces parts of its functionality. I'm thinking Tivo, iPod, game console and smartphone.

    Google has a chance against a sleeping Microsoft. They might have a better chance at a paranoid Microsoft, one that smokes the hype.

  18. Re:Google an accessory to Walmart's evil? on Google PC to Hit Walmart? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is goofball Googlemania nonsense. There are serious copyright hurdles to this idea - just as legislation in this arena becomes ever more restrictive - to name but the first problem that presents itself on first blush. Also, the second someone buys their $199 Wal*Mart, 'Google PC' and it does not run their 4-year-old daughter's "Blue's Clues" and "Dora" CD-ROMs, it goes back - just like the LinSpire boxes did.

    There are more people in MS who are under the spell of Google, than even these 'analysts': Look at Robert Scoble and Dare Obasanjo - tho' the latter seems to actually understand market sense. These ideas float out, with a hope of provoking an MS response that ends up diffusing effort.

    Remember, Bear-Stearns and other investment analysts were the most gullible of the participants in dot-com hype. I was a "fly on the wall" in analyst's calls at Bear Stearns, at Reynolds and at Deloitte. They all smoked the same crack that MCI was pushing about 'Net expansion.

    At investment and professional services firms, you have a crew of youngsters who cut their professional teeth on the Internet bubble. This is the baseline for their experience. They are now all out to find the next big thing - and they hope it's Google. Like Yahoo in '97, with profitability as the latest 'secret sauce'.

    From monitoring this thread, you would think that Google posed as serious a challenge to Microsoft as AMD does to Intel in the microprocessor market.

    It's B.S. Google is good at what they do and are looking to create the kind of continuing growth that justifies the absurd valuation the analysts have bestowed upon them. The only real concern for Microsoft is that the natural area for Google's expansion is a segment that we have also identified for growth.

  19. Bring Back? on Blogs Bring Back Dot-Com Poster Boy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did Rob Malda ever really go "away"?

  20. Re:Don't bother on How To Enable Mom w/ Encrypted E-Mail? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And then, you will be itting, like John Gilmore, on a no-fly list - maintained by secret laws that no American may know about, or make reasonable enquiry.

    Only, unlike Gilmore, you are probably not a multi-millionaire...

  21. This is Pseudo-Scientific Juornalism on Quantum Trickery - Einstein's Strangest Theory · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Of the worst type, from the New York Pravda. I would rip it myself, but spacetimecurves.blogspot.com did a good job, already.

    Quantum Fluff and the Rodham-Clintoris Uncertainty Principle

    Nowhere is the "he-said-but-she-said" style of journalism more pretentious and annoying than in The New York Pravda.

    Example #1: the Science Times' piece on "Quantum Trickery: Testing Einstein's Strangest Theory", where we are told that:

    This fall scientists announced that they had put a half dozen beryllium atoms into a "cat state."

    No, they were not sprawled along a sunny windowsill. To a physicist, a "cat state" is the condition of being two diametrically opposed conditions at once, like black and white, up and down, or dead and alive.

    These atoms were each spinning clockwise and counterclockwise at the same time. Moreover, like miniature Rockettes they were all doing whatever it was they were doing together, in perfect synchrony. Should one of them realize, like the cartoon character who runs off a cliff and doesn't fall until he looks down, that it is in a metaphysically untenable situation and decide to spin only one way, the rest would instantly fall in line, whether they were across a test tube or across the galaxy...

    Interesting. Now I realize there's a lot of math involved with quantum physics that greater than 99.999% of the Pravda's readers might not understand. But that's a pretty outrageous statement. For one thing, I didn't realize you could measure quantum spin state in a test tube, much less across the galaxy, and I work with test tubes every day.

    The author follows this with a lot of name dropping from the Highest and therefore well-funded Coolest Cats in the world of quantum physics.

    We are told they disagree about the ramifications of said experiment on things like Locality and the Structure of Reality, but damn me if I can figure from the writing exactly what their positional differences are or why in a general way these individuals think this way. Much less, the details of the experiment that lead the author- or the scientists- to believe an event of quantum teleportation has occurred. Nor is a single citation to the scientific literature given in the text, where we can look at the facts as they were presented, and possibly formulate our own ideas.

    Science is presented as beliefs and not a set of rational conclusions.

    You may have encountered my thoughts on that before.

    Science- and rational humans- believe in nothing. We start with an observation; we formulate an idea to explain it and test it as we can; and we modify our ideas based on the results we obtain. There's no doctrine and no dogma.

    There's just reality and a whole world to explore around us.

    You can present explanations of it that the general public can understand.

    Perhaps this is what they're referring to:

    Science 13 May 2005:
    Vol. 308. no. 5724, pp. 997 - 1000
    DOI: 10.1126/science.1110335
    Implementation of the Semiclassical Quantum Fourier Transform in a Scalable System
    J. Chiaverini, J. Britton, D. Leibfried, E. Knill, M. D. Barrett, R. B. Blakestad, W. M. Itano, J. D. Jost, C. Langer, R. Ozeri, T. Schaetz, D. J. Wineland

    or this...

    Science 4 June 2004:
    Vol. 304. no. 5676, pp. 1476 - 1478
    DOI: 10.1126/science.1097576
    Toward Heisenberg-Limited Spectroscopy with Multiparticle Entangled States
    D. Leibfried, M. D. Barrett,T. Schaetz, J. Britton, J. Chiaverini, W. M. Itano, J. D. Jost, C. Langer, D. J. Wineland

    The precision in spectroscopy of any quantum system is fundamentally limited by the Heisenberg uncertainty relation for energy and time. For N systems, this limit requires that they be in a quantum-mechanically entangled state. We describe a scalable method of spectroscopy that can potentially take full advantage of entanglement to reach the Heisenberg limit and has the practical advantage that the spectroscopic information is transferred to states with optimal prote

  22. This Power Supply brough to you courtesy of KBR! on A Kilowatt of Power · · Score: 1

    Kellog Brown and Root. A tiny, insignificant subsidiary of Halliburton.

  23. Quick! Hire GNU Marketrons on Linux's Difficulty with Names · · Score: 1

    Or are they Marketroids?

    Gotta name xine something like "Splenda", not one of those complex, obscure techie names like "Tivo" or DVD! ;-)

  24. I mutter two phrases... on How Do You Deal with Depression Around Christmas? · · Score: 1

    "James Oliver Huberty" and "SERENITY NOW!"

  25. Re:Do we own it on Tennessee to Tax Software as Property? · · Score: 1

    Dead-on, Boy-o!

    Friended, as such.