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  1. What WoW Learned From Everquest on 11 Innovation Lessons From the Creators of World of Warcraft · · Score: 0

    EVERYTHING. Except the dancing naked gay elves on mailboxes and a ridiculous cow race..at least Everquest and Everquest 2 makes it more realistic and believable.

  2. They Left Out The Last Sentence In The Letter on Microsoft Sets Three Week Deadline for Yahoo! In Public Letter · · Score: 0

    "Or Steve Ballmer will EAT YOU!!!"

  3. Re:I'll give them another chance: on Why "Vista" Nick White Left Microsoft · · Score: 0

    I would have nailed you but my Penguin rifle jammed and I had to recompile the kernel...damn early linux distros!!!

  4. It's All Right To Be Little Bitty on Scientists Discover Teeny Tiny Black Hole · · Score: 0
  5. Isn't It Ironic? on ISO Approves OOXML · · Score: 0

    The day a rigged vote for OOXML passes as standard just happens to be April Fool's Day. Looks like the joke is on Ballmer and Gates, because the entire IT community knows the standard was approved under suspicious conditions and that they would rejoice over it makes them lower than a chad on a Florida voting room floor.

  6. Tragedy Strikes PolishLinux.Org Admin Team on A Screenshot Review of KDE 4 · · Score: 0

    When they heard Slashdot was using them as part of their annual April Fool's joke, they all committed mass suicide by jumping out of the basement window.

  7. The 80% Is Easily Explainable on Norway's Yes-To-OOXML Is Formally Protested · · Score: 0

    60% of those 80% were confused because the chads to be punched were misaligned so as to confuse the voters into thinking that voting for making it standard actually voted against... It happened in Florida once, gospel truth I tell ya!

  8. Sounds Similar To Cox Communications In Oklahoma on Comcast Puts the Screws To HDTV · · Score: 0

    Their "HD" channels are pixellated and fuzzy a lot of the time...you get a few channels that are nice and crisp, but you can tell they are pushing the limits of bandwidth on the stations but they still claim they are "HD".... Thank goodness V day is coming for us..and it's not victory day..it's VERIZON day.

  9. Re:This is getting ridiculous on OOXML Will Pass Amid Massive Irregularities · · Score: 0, Funny

    And they say something's rotten in Denmark.... HAH!

  10. Makes You Wonder on Sony BMG Sued For Using Pirated Software · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did the servers have rootkits on them as well?

  11. Re:Twofo is dying is dying on Last Year's CanSecWest Winner Repeats on Vista, Ubuntu Wins · · Score: 0

    Zeus sucks cock???? To quote Burgess Meridith...."BY THE GODS!!!"

  12. Re:Will Anyone Waste Time Watching The Olympics? on China to Use Silver Iodide & Dry Ice to Control the Weather · · Score: 0

    I don't like Cheetos..and as for my laptop, yeah, it's probably made in China, but the OS is made in Redmond, USA.....that's close to China...

  13. Re:Hmm. Well. on Collective Licensing for Web-Based Music Distribution · · Score: 0

    It was actually 20 BAZILLION dollars, but that isn't an actual figure yet, though using the tax money they will lobby congress to make it an actual amount.

  14. Re:So If Donnelly Loses The Suit on Blizzard Sues Creator of WoW Bot · · Score: 0

    Get a sense of humor you assholes. South Park much? Obviously not.

  15. Will Anyone Waste Time Watching The Olympics? on China to Use Silver Iodide & Dry Ice to Control the Weather · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I don't even want to see how the media is going to paint China as this "mystical, magical land", when in reality it is a polluted cesspool of human rights violations, forced abortions, population control, poison in their products that are shipped to this nation. The forced smiles alone on their hand-picked robot citizens that will be obviously ordered to mill around Olympic Village and say wonderful things about China will be enough to make me hurl on my flat screen.

  16. Nerf Guns??? What's Next??? on Roleplayers Seek Removal of Nerf Gun Ban · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Hanging up neon cartoon characters flipping people the bird in Boston????

  17. So If Donnelly Loses The Suit on Blizzard Sues Creator of WoW Bot · · Score: -1, Troll

    Does he get his life back?

  18. Where's Conan O'Brien When You Need Him? on What Will Life Be Like In 2008? · · Score: 0

    (Holding flashlight under chin) In the year 2008......IN THE YEAR 2008!!!!!!

  19. There Is A Four-Hour Work Day on What Will Life Be Like In 2008? · · Score: 0

    You just have to become the CIO or sell the latest Internet craze off to be ruined by another corporation *cough* Google/Youtube *cough* and then be a billionaire at 24.

  20. Re:No chinese term for "bad PR"? on FBI Looks Into Chinese Role in Darfur Site Hack · · Score: 0

    Not ONE link works to see the Dalai Lama bullshit video from Penn and Teller...are we THAT afraid of China we can't allow people to watch this video?????

  21. Re:No chinese term for "bad PR"? on FBI Looks Into Chinese Role in Darfur Site Hack · · Score: 0

    It seems that YouTube (aka ScrewYOUTube) has taken down the Penn and Gillette for "terms of use violation".... I guess they are under Chinese control as well....and Scientology too.

  22. Re:I Have One Thing To Say To Microsoft on The Death of Windows XP · · Score: 0

    I've had two machines running XP Pro for awhile now and neither has asked me about licensing....I guess that's the trap of Vista.

  23. I Have One Thing To Say To Microsoft on The Death of Windows XP · · Score: 0

    XP Enterprise License. Thanks for playing!

  24. Re:The answer... on Does IE8 Really Pass Acid2? [Updated] · · Score: 0

    Looks like someone from Microsoft is on break in the rec room.

  25. Re:Pope decides on Calculating the Date of Easter · · Score: 0

    [i]The date of birth of Jesus was also pulled out of the ass of some Pope. [/i] Probably isn't the first time something was pulled from the ass of a Pope.