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  1. Not That Much Competition on 2008 International Broadband Rankings · · Score: 0

    If you really look at it, the big three as far as broadband access in this country are Verizon, Cox, and Comcast...of the three, only Verizon has FIOS and offers speeds faster than Cox and Comcast's 12mb/s fastest package...if you have the bucks, Verizon can give you 30mb/s, twice the speed of what Cox and Comcast can give...but Comcast and Cox will tell you they are "blazingly fast"...on top of that you have companies like AT&T saying they have really fast Internet, but all they have is DSL, and anyone with an ounce of computing knowledge knows DSL isn't worth shit if you're a hard core gamer. So bottom line is it's all about the money. We can very easily have the infrastructure to have Internet speeds that rival other countries, but the bottom line is as long as we can sucker the consumer to pay $40 a month for 500kbps speeds and convince them that they are cutting edge, we won't get out of the information super tar pit.

  2. Did Someone Miss The Memo???? on Consumer Ethanol Appliance Promised By Year's End · · Score: 0, Informative

    Stanford proved Ethanol is more pollutive than standard gasoline... http://www.therawfeed.com/2007/04/ethanol-pollutes-more-than-gasoline.html I guess Al Gore was asleep during that press release.

  3. Dell HQ Suddenly Flooded on Dell Will Offer XP Past Cutoff Date · · Score: -1

    With a hailstorm of chairs.

  4. In Mother Russia on New "Iron Curtain" for Russian Internet · · Score: -1

    Internet blocks you!

  5. Microsoft Put Windows Vista On It on InPhase Technologies Promises Holographic Drive in May · · Score: -1

    When it was projected in 3-D, reports flooded into Seattle PD of a eighty-story high holographic turd towering over the Seattle skyline.

  6. First Words Spoken on Computers Emulate Neanderthal Speech · · Score: -1

    "I save bunch clams on mammoth insurance, Gronk switch to Geico!"

  7. Re:Pleeeese! on Oklahoma Leaks 10,000 Social Security Numbers · · Score: -1

    Hey, you leave me and my sister alone!!

  8. Babbage Purposely Invented A 5-Ton Calculator on Building a 5-Ton Calculator From 19th-Century Plans · · Score: -1

    This way men would be assured they would never have to balance the checkbook.

  9. Anyone Can Change An Entry on Wikipedia Breeds Unwitting Trust (Says IT Professor) · · Score: -1
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abe_Vigoda#Career

    Easy enough...

    "He regularly challenges Chuck Norris to a rematch of a famed cage match he felt he was cheated on in 1982, claiming Chuck had paid off the referees. Even at 87, Abe claims he can still kick Norris' ass ."

  10. Re:The Price Of WoW on World of Warcraft - Wrath Of the Lich King Is In Alpha · · Score: -1
    Aww..what's the matter, WoW pussy mods have to mod me down as flamebait?

    What a bunch of losers....maybe if you had a real life you wouldn't be such fucking imbeciles.

  11. Re:The Price Of WoW on World of Warcraft - Wrath Of the Lich King Is In Alpha · · Score: -1
    Once again, humor falls flat on its face with a group of 40-year old virgin fucktards.

    Go back to playing WoW losers.

  12. I Call It The "Dutch Oven" Effect on Mysterious Sound Waves Can Destroy Rockets · · Score: 0

    Farting in an enclosed area under a quilt will result in the almost immediate destruction of any relationship.

  13. Re:Is Traffic James Related To Ask Jeeves? on MS Clearflow To Help Drivers Avoid Traffic Jams · · Score: 0
    Sarcasm - -noun

    1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.

    2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.

    If you used a dictionary you would know that.

    Peace out.

  14. The Price Of WoW on World of Warcraft - Wrath Of the Lich King Is In Alpha · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    WoW Game - $39 Monthly Subscription - $15 Having the power go out and discovering it's more fun and free to get laid - PRICELESS. Life's more fun. Drop the keyboard and get some.

  15. Is Traffic James Related To Ask Jeeves? on MS Clearflow To Help Drivers Avoid Traffic Jams · · Score: 5, Funny

    Both probably couldn't give me directions to the nearest hooker.

  16. Err..The Article Has Changed on Shareholder Backs Yahoo!, Supports Independence · · Score: 0

    It doesn't mention Legg in it at all now. Anyone have a link to the original article?

  17. Another 5 Minutes on Google StreetView Is In Your Driveway · · Score: 0

    And they would have seen me sneaking out the back door before George came home....thank goodness I went back for seconds!!

  18. Re:Meanwhile ... In Neighboring Microsoftia on Sony Thinks Blu-ray Will Sell Like DVDs by Year End · · Score: 0

    "Convenience and you being at the mercy of whether or not your ISP deems that traffic taxable or expensive bulky disc boxes with insane prices? Good luck, consumer, you're bound to be screwed one way or the other!"....oh come on, you know Comcast will open up its pipes for this....right?

  19. I Can Only Imagine What Ballmer Is Doing.... on Yahoo! Rejects Microsoft's Offer, Says 'Still An Option' · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ballmer angry!!! Ballmer mad!!! Ballmer smash Yahoo!!! Ballmer smash!!! Ballmer smash!!!

  20. Re:This just in . . . on Virginia Becomes First State to Mandate Internet Safety Lessons · · Score: 0

    Hey, leave me out of this...er...Hi, I'm Carly! Want to see me cum on cam?

  21. Wow, William Hung Can Now Have A Backup Band! on Researchers Create an Automatic Backup Band for Singers · · Score: 0

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.....

  22. World Of Warcraft Time Translation on Computer Games Make Players Less Violent · · Score: 1, Funny

    Two hours in front of WOW = Three weeks in real time.

  23. I Got One Of Those Face Banks on 10 Cool Gadgets You Can't Get Here · · Score: 5, Funny

    I waved something else in front of it and now I'm stuck.....get some help please?

  24. Re:What WoW Learned From Everquest on 11 Innovation Lessons From the Creators of World of Warcraft · · Score: 0

    Yes, and here we have cows in dresses casting spells....like Level 25 Spoil Milk, or Level 30 Cowpie Fling of Death.... Yeah, that's being creative.

  25. The Line That Almost Was on Charlton Heston's Impact On Sci-Fi · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Get your stinking ankh off me you damn dirty Pharaoh!!!"