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  1. Everyone Says "Fuck China" on China Continues to Shut Down Video Sites · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But the majority of you will go to Wal-Mart at some point in the next 3 days and buy goods made from China. So who's winning the war here?

  2. Re:All I Can Say Is One Thing on FBI Posts Fake Hyperlinks To Trap Downloaders of Illegal Porn · · Score: -1

    Nothing that a wet floor, a sprinkler, and a direct line to the breaker box can't solve.

  3. All I Can Say Is One Thing on FBI Posts Fake Hyperlinks To Trap Downloaders of Illegal Porn · · Score: -1

    The FBI had better be DAMN SURE I downloaded or click on a link, because if I suddenly get my door broken down without being presented a warrant first, according to my state laws I can let the head shots fly and then when the smoke clears ask questions later. Bring it on.

  4. Two Questions on Apple Mulls Flat-Rate "Unlimited Music" Option · · Score: -1

    How much? When? These are the burning questions we all want to know.

  5. Watch Your Words on The Army's $10M Spy Bat Still Too Big · · Score: -1

    You said KISS along with "bat"...Gene Simmons is sure to strike up a deal with the DOD now... The KISS Bat - flies, glides, blinds its enemies by spitting blood....new from the U.S. Army!

  6. They Turned Me Into A NEWT!!! on Zebrafish Regenerative Ability May Lead To Help In Humans · · Score: -1

    I got better.....

  7. Re:Mythbusters on Fingerprint-Protected USB Sticks Cracked · · Score: -1

    No, they got into the rooms by using a Menthos cannon.

  8. Dr EvilJew Is Upset.... on Israelis Sue Government For Laser Cannons · · Score: -1
    You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have Jews with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

    Now evidently my hebrew colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bagel here! What do we have?

  9. I'm Still Holding Out For Laser Disc on Blu-ray Player Prices Hit 2008 Highs · · Score: -1

    Man, when that thing takes off I'm gonna be the most popular guy in town...now if I can just get someone to lend me a forklift to move the rear projection TV into the corner....

  10. Dammit! That Means I Can't Sing This Song Anymore! on Researchers Discover Gene That Blocks HIV · · Score: 0, Funny

    You have aids Yes you have aids I hate to tell you boy that you have aids You've got the aids You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here Or maybe all that unprotected sex in the rear It isn't clear But what we're searching for is you have aids Yes you have aids Not H.I.V. but full blown aids... Be sure that you see That this is not H.I.V. But really full blown aids... Not H.I.V. but really Full blown aids I'm sorry I wish it was something less serious....... FULL BLOWN AIDS.. You've got the aiiiiiiiiii----iiiids..

  11. They Had To Clean Off The System on Customer Loses Xbox 360 Artwork During Repair · · Score: -1

    So they could slap the "Vista Capable" logo on it.

  12. Memory Leak? on Firefox 3 Performance Gets a Boost · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Are they going to address the memory leak in Firefox 2.0? If you don't know what I'm talking about, open Firefox and then leave it open for a few days...then come back and check the memory consumption in the Task Manager. One browser window shouldn't take up 161MB of your RAM.

  13. I've Always Wondered About This on Spreading "1 in 5" Number Does More Harm Than Good · · Score: -1

    The "4 out of 5" dentists who recommend Trident for cleaner whiter teeth..that one dentist must have some shitty teeth.

  14. It's Still Okay For Me To Marry A 14-Year Old on Utah Wants To Give ISPs That Filter a "G-Rating" · · Score: -1, Troll

    Against her will in Utah, right? Ok, then this is okay with me.

  15. Go Rape Some Kids And Make Another Bollywood Movie on Pakistan Blocks YouTube · · Score: -1

    Oh wait, that's India, but hey, they all look alike over there.

  16. Gee, I Posted That Second Post on Very Large Array Gets Expanded Capability · · Score: 0

    But I guess yours is funnier right?

  17. According To Tiny Elvis on Very Large Array Gets Expanded Capability · · Score: -1

    That sucker's HUGE!

  18. This Just In From Jupiter on Very Large Array Gets Expanded Capability · · Score: 0, Funny

    Dave...can you hear me now? Good...am I dreaming?

  19. PS3 = Still Sucks on Toshiba Paid Off To Drop HD-DVD? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    What's sad is that the only reason most people get the PS3 is because it's a cheap blu-ray player, the development kits are a nightmare for the PS3, which is why you see significant delays in title releases for other platforms such as UT3 and GTAIV...these two titles have been done for months on the 360 but can't be released for it because Sony cries and whines that their version must be released first otherwise the other platform versions will cause a decline in PS3 sales. Get over it Sony, the PS3 has lost...it's now just a cheap blu-ray player and nothing else.

  20. Internet Explorer on Netscape Finally Put Down · · Score: -1

    Serving up nonstandard web pages since 1995.

  21. Is This Similar To Microsoft's Other Offering on Microsoft's "Source Fource" Action Figures · · Score: -1

    Get teh ghey?

  22. I Want The Monkey Boy Action Figure on Microsoft's "Source Fource" Action Figures · · Score: -1

    It comes complete with box of donuts, chair, and has turbo throwing action. When you press the button on the back of his ass it says four phrases "Developers Developers Devlopers!" "I'm going to kill Google!!!" "They didn't innovate it, we did!" "Vista is secure and stable!"

  23. Well, According To Bugs Bunny on 'Hundreds of Worlds' in Milky Way · · Score: -1

    Every planet has air suitable for breathing and living...even Mars has breathable air, Bugs proved that several times!! Let's go!!

  24. Is The Cantina In The Animated Series?? on Animated Film Set To Kick Off Star Wars TV Show · · Score: -1

    If so I have only two words that will make this cartoon a hit: BEA ARTHUR.

  25. So If You're An AT&T Wireless Customer on Starbucks Drops T-Mobile For AT&T · · Score: -1

    You have to pay to use Starbucks AT&T Wireless? Fuck you AT&T.