Granted, when ZDNet message boards are run by the likes of Microshills like No_Ax_To_Grind (A failed loser Missouri businessman whose predictions border on the insane and runs when they don't come true), Loverock Davidson, who has a blow-up doll of Ballmer and makes love to him every night, and Mike Cox, who can do no wrong in the eyes of Redmond, you know there is ZERO credibility with this site.
Thank you for imposing this fine on consumers who think they can copy music and get away with it. The fine for the individual who copied the one CD I ever sold will enable me to relaunch my music career.
Sincerely,
Vanilla Ice.
Hey! It looks like you're trying to shop at Gamestop! Would you like help finding a game? Hey! It looks like you're trying to shop at Waldenbooks! Would you like help picking out a book? Hey! It looks like you're trying to shop at Victoria's Secret! Would you like help picking out a set of crotchless pink panti....*CRASH!!*.....
I've spent ten years in the information technology field and the number of outside interruptions from phone calls, e-mail, text messages, and other so-called "conveniences" of modern technology that were supposed to make our lives easier has risen by an exponential rate, thereby increasing the incidents of short attention span...just the fact that the slightest thing can take our attention...
OOH LOOK!! A SHINY DIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reports from Redmond are that the Microsoft "ZunePhone" will require at least 4GB of RAM to dock with your laptop/PC, this to accommmodate the obligatory RIAA/MPAA bloatware apps that come with the music software ZuneTunes.
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Granted, when ZDNet message boards are run by the likes of Microshills like No_Ax_To_Grind (A failed loser Missouri businessman whose predictions border on the insane and runs when they don't come true), Loverock Davidson, who has a blow-up doll of Ballmer and makes love to him every night, and Mike Cox, who can do no wrong in the eyes of Redmond, you know there is ZERO credibility with this site.
Thank you for imposing this fine on consumers who think they can copy music and get away with it. The fine for the individual who copied the one CD I ever sold will enable me to relaunch my music career. Sincerely, Vanilla Ice.
I'll polish my rifle and wait for an answer.
Hey! It looks like you're trying to shop at Gamestop! Would you like help finding a game? Hey! It looks like you're trying to shop at Waldenbooks! Would you like help picking out a book? Hey! It looks like you're trying to shop at Victoria's Secret! Would you like help picking out a set of crotchless pink panti....*CRASH!!*.....
Allah never had it so good.
Tell them to find the hanging chad.
They'd spend 1 hour running the test and 264,999,999 hours cleaning out the Viagra spam and the spyware.
I can't wait to play the female astronaut and go across country after my lover from mission control wearing nothing but a pair of adult diapers!
FUCK YOU. You have my full permission to access it.
From hanging chads to electronic machines, nothing has changed since 2000.
Comcast techs will fall asleep at a whopping 160MB/s.... Awesome!!! http://youtube.com/watch?v=CvVp7b5gzqU
WD40 helps, but not much.
Where its inhabitants greet the rising of its four suns by gathering en masse and screaming "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!!"
I was holding in a fart, I swear!!
Onward will be top secret and referred to by their parent organization. Spunkworks.
How can you maintain the accuracy of the page when you can do something as simple as say that Abe Vigoda beat Chuck Norris in a cage match? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abe_Vigoda#Reports_of_his_death
Will that qualify me to be in the next Total Recall?
All right stop, Collaborate and listen! Ice is back with a brand new invention... Hold on a sec, there's a knock at my door.
I played the hot coffee mod, and now I want to be a porn star. Where do I sign up??
http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12354-0.html?forumID=1&threadID=42625&messageID=786603&start=0 Please, flame this moron...he's got no sense and claims to be an "expert" in IT...so everyone at Slashdot please register an account on this crap site and let this idiot "No_Ax" know what you think.
I've spent ten years in the information technology field and the number of outside interruptions from phone calls, e-mail, text messages, and other so-called "conveniences" of modern technology that were supposed to make our lives easier has risen by an exponential rate, thereby increasing the incidents of short attention span...just the fact that the slightest thing can take our attention... OOH LOOK!! A SHINY DIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those wonderful toys???
...generates his own gravitational field. So does Peter Griffin... http://youtube.com/watch?v=i28s0vbgS7U
So far intelligence is measured by "Hey! It looks like you're typing a document! Would you like some help?" So I doubt we'll see it anytime soon.
Reports from Redmond are that the Microsoft "ZunePhone" will require at least 4GB of RAM to dock with your laptop/PC, this to accommmodate the obligatory RIAA/MPAA bloatware apps that come with the music software ZuneTunes.