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  1. Re:Congratulations! on Sci Fi Channel Becoming Less Geek-Centric "SyFy" · · Score: -1

    which "cheek" do you mean?

    *rimshot*

  2. Re:SyFy on Sci Fi Channel Becoming Less Geek-Centric "SyFy" · · Score: -1

    No it isn't, sugarshorts.

    XXX

  3. Re:Striking a balance on Developers Looking to Set Up Alternatives To Apple's App Store · · Score: -1

    And you can only use Ford lube when your ass gets sore.

    And it will.

  4. Har har, I already have TWO! on AP Considers Making Content Require Payment · · Score: -1

    The world does not owe you free content.

    Hey Mr SquaryCube, newsflash: information totally wants to be free!

    If the people who, you know, actually work for a living, want to get paid, then so be it.

    Like they don't have trust funds or something? LOL man that's maxo awesemmo, wait till I tell my friends at the Apple Store!

  5. Re:Sometimes the simplest statement is the best on The Art of The Farewell Email · · Score: -1

    I know I would be!

  6. Re:The record for the world's largest *living* sna on Largest Prehistoric Snake On Record Discovered In Colombia · · Score: 1, Funny

    I suppose the inside of your ass is, technically speaking, inside your pants. Is that what you meant, sweetie?

  7. Puff or poof on Marijuana Could Prevent Alzheimer's, New Study · · Score: -1

    'A puff a day might keep Alzheimer's away

    Are you free, Mr Humphries?

  8. Re:Air Force One replacement on USAF Seeks Air Force One Replacement · · Score: -1

    Well bully for you, have some fash and chaps as a reward. I'm not so keen on fash myself, but I totally love chaps. Snog ya later!

  9. Re:If they wanna impress me... on Nintendo Files Patent For Game That Plays Itself · · Score: -1

    I'll have sex with you if you want.

  10. Re:I've never heard of this before. on "See-Through" Touchscreen Solves Fat Finger Problem · · Score: 0, Insightful

    If anyone knows how to operate from the rear, it's Apple!

  11. Re:This goes for many companies on How Apple Could Survive Without Steve Jobs · · Score: 0

    Will Newscorp survive without Rupert Murdoch?
     

    I can't wait to find out. He's so crude! I mean, not in a nice way.

  12. Re:Absolutely not! on How Apple Could Survive Without Steve Jobs · · Score: -1

    there are a lot of companies would love to have customers like that.

    My employer has customers just like that. I work in a buttplug factory.

  13. Re:So no more small PCs? on Asus To Phase Out Sub-10" Eee PCs · · Score: -1

    I personally think 10 inches is about the ideal size (of course many may disagree).

    OMG, one that thick would really hurt. Not that I'd refuse, but be gentle, sweetypie...

  14. Re:E-Meter? on The Greatest Scientific Hoaxes? · · Score: -1

    It'd look better in white. And the interface is like soooo cluttered. Count me out!

  15. iVoting on Linux-Based E-Voting In Brazil · · Score: -1

    iVoting would be much more stylish.

  16. Re:Way to go Apple! on Apple Attempts to Patent Pre-Existing Display Software Idea · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I'm not sure it makes sense to blame Apple.

    They're obviously doing it to highlight the inherent stupidity of software patents. Now if Micro$oft were doing the same thing, it would be a cynical attempt to rip-off someone else's ideas. But not Apple.

  17. Re:Google on Apple's Market Cap Exceeds Google's · · Score: -1

    Can I join in?

  18. Re:Apple needs to step up and try to match this. on Lenovo Intros the Monstrous ThinkPad W700 · · Score: -1

    is it really nice enough to cut into the 17" MacBook Pro market?

    That depends on a lot of factors, concerning both software and hardware. The most important one is does it come in lots of pretty colors?

  19. Re:Apple needs to step up and try to match this. on Lenovo Intros the Monstrous ThinkPad W700 · · Score: -1

    The 17" was too big for taking it

    I'm perfectly willing to give it my best!

  20. Re:How to solve world hunger by turning them gay on MIT Team Working On a $12 Apple (II) Desktop · · Score: -1

    Some kinds of sex don't cause overpopulation, sweetie... it is based on a mac, after all.

  21. Color blind on Two Black Hat Talks On Apple Security Cancelled · · Score: -1, Troll

    All the mac uses I know have brown hats, not black ones.

  22. Re:Tough one... on MacBook Updates Rumored To Include Glass Trackpad · · Score: -1

    In either case I will not buy another laptop from apple if I can not buy replacement parts myself.

    As a lifelong apple-ologist it makes no difference to me. Fitting my own parts? I think I fit other guys' parts better, if you know what I mean ;-o

    Seriously, I don't know which end of a screwdriver to hold and I could split a fingernail or something equally drastic!

  23. Re:Great idea. on Police Director Sues AOL For Critical Blogger's Name · · Score: -1

    If Babs was trying to get it renamed, she should have used a name that wasn't already taken. She fails it, but isn't her voice just divine!

  24. Re:no sale, here, then on Inside Apple's iPhone SDK Gag Order · · Score: 1, Funny

    I really don't understand why everyone is willing to buy Apple products at inflated prices with draconian contracts of adhesion.

    But they're soooooo cute.

    And could you imagine me pulling out some horrid LG or Samsung thing at Twin Peaks or the Mint Karaoke Lounge? Embarassed, OMG I'd simply die!

  25. Re:WTF? on Web 2.0 Lessons For Corporate Dev Teams · · Score: -1

    Nice butts. Or big boobies, if you're one of those kinky people who likes to put their wee-wee into a different kind of wee-wee. Euwwww!