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  1. Re:You only have to track two dimensions on Directed Energy Weapon Downs Mosquitos · · Score: 1

    Ever touched the live part of a bug zapper? Hint: It won't kill you. The power of the laser isn't (or at least, doesn't need to be) strong enough to harm a human or larger animal.

  2. Re:Sanity on FAA Data Shows Exploding Batteries Are Rare, Small Risk · · Score: 1

    I live on the SECOND floor, thank you very much.

    But I am paranoid.

  3. Re:Sanity on FAA Data Shows Exploding Batteries Are Rare, Small Risk · · Score: 1

    I personally blame all the morans of the world.

    Yes slashdot, that was intentional.

  4. Re:Another reason on Can You Trust Chinese Computer Equipment? · · Score: 1

    They're probably just carrion feeders.

  5. Re:Another reason on Can You Trust Chinese Computer Equipment? · · Score: 1

    The US government isn't going to arrest you for bellyaching againt them, putting you and your family into labor camps so an offshore company can get soccer balls and shoes cheap, then when you can't work, kill you and then sell you (and your family's) organs on the black market for the highest bidder.

    To be fair, the odds of the Chinese government doing this to me are also vanishingly small; I'm pretty sure this was the GP's point as well, and the reason he was modded funny, not insightful.

  6. Re:Consistent Histories? on Physicists Discover How To Teleport Energy · · Score: 1

    Consistent histories is wrong. See also the Bell Inequality.

  7. Re:If only... on USPTO Won't Accept Upside Down Faxes · · Score: 1

    Xerox patented it, and refused to implement it. We're boned.

  8. Re:My Personal War: on USPTO Won't Accept Upside Down Faxes · · Score: 1

    I just book it when they hand me the camera. It's not robbery, it's gift-receiving.

  9. Re:Idea on USPTO Won't Accept Upside Down Faxes · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but my fax machine always objects when I mention that.

  10. Re:Idea on USPTO Won't Accept Upside Down Faxes · · Score: 1

    I pawned my Smith Corona years ago.

  11. Re:Idea on USPTO Won't Accept Upside Down Faxes · · Score: 1

    And that the USPTO is happy to ignore alongside them. Proud, even.

  12. Re:A real hacker... on A Look Into the Chinese Hacker Underworld · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sexlexia actually.

  13. Re:bleach is great but focus on antibiotics on Spray-On Liquid Glass · · Score: 3, Funny

    He's pretty much credibly incompetent at it, in fact.

  14. Re:finally, on UMG v. Lindor Ends, No Fees, No Sanctions · · Score: 1

    That's what this was...

  15. Re:Really? on "No Scan, No Fly" At Heathrow and Manchester · · Score: 1

    Only if you're looking forward to your stay in a secret military prison.

  16. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow on "No Scan, No Fly" At Heathrow and Manchester · · Score: 1

    But who's going to scan the brain waves of the guy scanning the brain waves of the guy scanning my junk?

  17. Re:Kindle v. iPad on Amazon Pulls Book Publisher's Listings; Ebook Wars Underway? · · Score: 1

    I like that you go on to repeat your error and pretend that you're right. I'd mod you up +1 Informative if I had the points (and was posting AC) for making it clear that you really don't get statistics. Plus, I admire the obstinance. There's something vaguely can-do-American about it.

  18. Re:Humor logic fail on Amazon Pulls Book Publisher's Listings; Ebook Wars Underway? · · Score: 1

    What? Are you on drugs?

    If I started talking about cyulis, would you not know it was out of place, despite not know what it is?

  19. Re:Kindle v. iPad on Amazon Pulls Book Publisher's Listings; Ebook Wars Underway? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You might be the worst /. poster I've seen in a while.

    If $9.99 is too expensive isn't $15 even more expensive? That's an increase of 150%.

    Obvious AND trivial math error. It's a 50% increase.

    The Gizmoto article says this though: "Update: It's known Amazon loses money offering some bestsellers at $9.99".

    Links are for chumps.

    Now I don't know how many tymes I've heard, er read, it but a number of people have said low cost e-books drive sales for printed books. If so then the question that should be asked is if the increase in sales of printed books offsets the loss from e-books.

    Pointlessly pointing out the pointlessly obvious.

    Wait, who am I kidding? You must be CowboyNeal's second account.

  20. Re:searching for ASCII on Parallel Algorithm Leads To Crypto Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    You've confused self-XOR with nuking from orbit I see. Understandable.

  21. Re: Idling is bad for the engine on The DIY $10 Prepaid Cellphone Remote Car Starter · · Score: 1

    I thought that place was abandoned.

  22. Re: Idling is bad for the engine on The DIY $10 Prepaid Cellphone Remote Car Starter · · Score: 1

    Welcome to LA County. Leave before your soul evaporates.

  23. Re:first rule on The Cell Phone Has Changed — New Etiquette Needed · · Score: 1

    I find that getting only half the conversation is almost always more entertaining. Less is more.

  24. Re:Which corporations does Le Guin mean? on Ursula Le Guin's Petition Against Google Books · · Score: 1

    Only if they police the use of their creation, and every time something slips by them no damages are paid.

  25. Re:Which corporations does Le Guin mean? on Ursula Le Guin's Petition Against Google Books · · Score: 1

    It's not reasonable because it places an enormous burden on the rights holder to police the use of his creation, and every time something slips by him, you're effectively saying that it was legal.

    This is how copyright law works period, regardless of the Google settlement.