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  1. In America on Google to Launch Government Search Site · · Score: 1

    you search the Government.

    In Soviet Russia, the Government Searches you. ...wait a minute...

  2. ext3 on Replacement for Jewel Cases? · · Score: 1

    Title says it all.

    This is serious advice; using it.

  3. Re:Let me be the first to say on 3D Realms Won't Rush Duke Nukem Forever · · Score: 1

    yea, I like it to; hence why I shamelessly stole it off someone else's sig :D

  4. Let me be the first to say on 3D Realms Won't Rush Duke Nukem Forever · · Score: 2, Funny

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH....

    Duke Nukem Forever... Ship Early...

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  5. slow = (dimensions * complexity);p on Three 3D Web Browsers Reviewed · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Adding a dimension to an task on a computer does nothing but slow it down in most cases. Yes, it make lower the learning curve, or be more prettyful, but slow it down it does.

    Lets take for example the task of taking all .mp3 files and changing them to .ogg files.

    In one dimension (command line), we have a simple python script:

    #!/usr/bin/env python
    import os
    list = os.listdir('.')
    for item in list:
                    os.system('mp32ogg "' + item)

    Nice and easy, and scales linearly with x number of file.

    Now lets add another dimension: a GUI.

    Now we go into our graphical program to convert it, and open a file manager, and select something, and then encode it. Now it is easily 2x time.

    Now lets add a third dimension: We open a program to do it, open a file manager, and then walk around and chase the buggers down.
    5x time at least.

    And we got the ooh factor, but only at the cost of 5 times the time (and it is interactive time too!) Psh, I'll stick with my CLI.

  6. I got an invite on Google Launches Online Spreadsheet System · · Score: 1

    It actually works very nicely; extremely responsive, and works great using Firefox. I'll test with Konqueror using a fake user-agent string later, and see how well it works for it.

    Its fairly featured too, support editing (duh), sorting, formula (lots of them are built in).

    The User Interface is surprisingly good, none of the clutter of a normal office program; I really like the streamlining of it all.

    I'm impressed overall. Now bring me a nice collaborative paint program/ whiteboard, and I'd be very happy with all their office offerings.

  7. Re:Safari 2 on Do You Care if Your Website is W3C Compliant? · · Score: 1

    Konqueror is, and has been for a while. Ditto with iCab.

  8. Nintendo Predictions on Prognosticating E3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nintendo will change the Wii back to Nintendo Revolution with a big 'gotcha!'.

    See, I can make baseless predictions and state them as facts too.

  9. Enterprise on How Has Open Source Helped You Commercially? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm glad I can learn from such quality enterprise code as this:

    http://thedailywtf.com/forums/64597/ShowPost.aspx
    http://thedailywtf.com/forums/64833/ShowPost.aspx

    Excerpt for the lazy:

    public class SqlWords
    {
        public const string SELECT = " SELECT ";
        public const string TOP = " TOP ";
        public const string DISTINCT = " DISTINCT ";
        public const string FROM = " FROM ";
        public const string INNER = " INNER ";
        public const string JOIN = " JOIN ";
        public const string INNER_JOIN = " INNER JOIN ";
        public const string LEFT = " LEFT ";
    }

  10. Re:This is good on Summer of Code Now Taking Student Applications · · Score: 1

    It is annoying that minors cannot participate in this, though. College ages being 'young' or not is debatable.

  11. Try this: on Ideal EULA for Custom Software? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Microsoft(r) Windows(r) XP Home Edition

    END-USER LICENSE AGREEMENT

    IMPORTANT-READ CAREFULLY: This End-User
    License Agreement ("EULA") is a legal agreement between you
    (either an individual or a single legal entity) and the
    manufacturer ("Manufacturer") of the computer system or computer
    system component ("HARDWARE") with which you acquired the
    Microsoft software product(s) identified above ("SOFTWARE"). The
    SOFTWARE includes Microsoft computer software, and may include
    associated media, printed materials, "online," or electronic
    documentation and Internet based services. Note, however, that
    any software, documentation, or web services that are included in
    the SOFTWARE, or accessible via the SOFTWARE, and are
    accompanied by their own license agreements or terms of use
    are governed by such agreements rather than this EULA. The
    terms of a printed, paper EULA, which may accompany the
    SOFTWARE, supersede the terms of any on-screen EULA. This
    EULA is valid and grants the end -user rights ONLY if the
    SOFTWARE is genuine and a genuine Certificate of
    Authenticity for the SOFTWARE is included. For more
    information on identifying whether your software is genuine,
    please see http://www.microsoft.com/piracy/howtotell.

    By installing, copying, downloading, accessing or otherwise using
    the SOFTWARE, you agree to be bound by the terms of this EULA.
    If you do not agree to the terms of this EULA, you may not use or
    copy the SOFTWARE, and you should promptly contact Manufacturer
    for instructions on return of the unused product(s) in accordance
    with Manufacturer's return policies.

    SOFTWARE PRODUCT LICENSE

    The term "COMPUTER" as used herein shall mean the HARDWARE, if
    the HARDWARE is a single computer system, or shall mean the
    computer system with which the HARDWARE operates, if the
    HARDWARE is a computer system component.

    1. GRANT OF LICENSE. Manufacturer grants you the following
    rights, provided you comply with all of the terms and
    conditions of this EULA:

    * Installation and Use. Except as otherwise expressly
    provided in this EULA, you may install, use, access,
    display and run only one (1) copy of the SOFTWARE on
    the COMPUTER. The SOFTWARE may not
    be used by more than one (1) processor at any one time
    on the COMPUTER, unless a higher number is indicated
    on the Certificate of Authenticity. You may permit a
    maximum of five (5) ("Connection Maximum") computers
    or other electronic devices (each a "Device") to connect
    to the COMPUTER to utilize the services of the SOFTWARE
    solely for File and Print services, Internet Information
    services, and remote access (including connection sharing
    and telephony services). The five (5) Connection Maximum
    includes any indirect connections made through
    "multiplexing" or other software or hardware which pools
    or aggregates connections. Except as otherwise permitted
    below, you may not use the Device to use, access, display
    or run the SOFTWARE, the SOFTWARE's
    User Interface or other executable software residing
    on the COMPUTER.

    * Software as a Component of the Computer - Transfer. THIS
    LICENSE MAY NOT BE SHARED,
    TRANSFERRED TO OR USED CONCURRENTLY
    ON DIFFERENT COMPUTERS. The SOFTWARE
    is licensed with the HARDWARE as a single integrated
    product and may only be used with the HARDWARE. If the
    SOFTWARE is not accompanied by new HARDWARE, you may
    not use the SOFTWARE. You may permanently transfer all
    of your rights under this EULA only as part of a
    permanent sale or transfer of the HARDWARE, provided
    you retain no copies, if you transfer all of the SOFTWARE
    (including

  12. Re:It's Too Hard!!! on Do Kids Still Program? · · Score: 1

    $ cat post | sed 's/too much/not too much/g' > post

  13. Re:It's Too Hard!!! on Do Kids Still Program? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Speaking as one who is too much older than the demographic you speak of, and is a fairly competent programmer, I call your BS. Complexity has gone up, but it is by no means beyond someone who is interested and dedicated.

    My school doesn't offer any classes in programming, so I teach myself, but sadly, I'm not sure how many people would take it if they did offer it. Most kids my age are just lazy sheep; programming isn't required to graduate, and it isn't 'cool', so people don't take it, sans geeks.

    Geek to sheep ratio is low though :/

  14. Nothing big. on Store Your Own Juice · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is nothing big -- the Swiss have been doing it for years. They simply buy power off the French grid at night from the nuclear plants, and then use it to pipe water up a mountain. Once the peak hits, they let it down to power hydroelectric plants, selling energy back to the French -- for profit.

    Clever bastards those swiss ;)

  15. Re:Stupid quiz as usual on Most Web Users Unable to Spot Spyware · · Score: 1

    Agreed.

    On konqueror and linux, I will go anywhere without a thought -- if it gets past my browser, it won't even run, and if it magically does, I run as a normal user. If it gets past all of that, it DESERVES to 0wn me :)

    On firefox and windows, I am wary, and will think about what I visit.

    On IE and windows (sometimes it happens :/), I will visit nowhere but microsoft.com (for updates), getfirefox.org (for firefox :), and slashdot.org (I can't resist...).

    The setting matters a lot in my choices...

    Stupid quiz to be begin with though; spyware based on screenshots? wtf?

  16. Closed Open Source on OpenBRR Launches Closed Open-Source Group · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Before people start barking about open source being "closed", lets remember a little book that we all should have read. It was written by a bard named ESR, and is named "The Cathedral and the Bazaar". It tells a story about how many open source projects are, and still are, closed in the development process. These days, many are more transparent, but there is more than one closed one lurking about.

  17. Great! on Seagate Announces 750GB Hard Drives · · Score: 5, Funny

    We can finally Get Perpendicular!"

  18. Re:Good letter on Planning Dapper +1, The Edgy Eft · · Score: 1

    While it has a basis of a nice financial model going (support-based, certification, etc), it really doesn't need one.

    There is enough cash behind it to keep it running for a LONG time, even assuming no additional infusions of cash.

  19. Re:Two headlines? on This Boring Headline is Written for Google · · Score: 1

    Google gets really pissed and will ban people who present a different site to a bot than a human. Getting banned by Google is a Really Bad Thing.

    Search engines want to search what you HAVE, not what you think you have.

  20. Just because it is MS on Lucent Sues Microsoft, Wants All 360s Recalled · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just because it is MS does not change the fact that this is a patent-system absurdity, another reason why it should be overhauled. People are surprised when huge companies with an enormous portfolio of patents want reform; this is the reason the companies want it: they can't do the Mutually Assured Destruction scheme against small companies like they can eachother. One small company with a stupid patent can hold a company hostage.

    I hate MS as much as the next slashdotter, but this evil is so bad we do not even wish it upon them. Abuse is abuse.

    If you really want to follow the slashdot paradigm, then mod me down for my pro-ish MS remarks.

  21. Re:DSLinux on DS Web Browser in June · · Score: 1

    Its still CLI-only at this point, but lynx runs at least :)

    Some day X will happen, but there are a few restriction on it that are annoying (no MMU, so no swap, only 4megs RAM on the DS, etc).

    Someone will probably get a /really/ lightweight X running eventually.

  22. Lies on DS Web Browser in June · · Score: 1

    A DS web browser has been available for a long time now -- DSLinux runs lynx.

    Opera was too slow, so they are second. :)

  23. Re:TGFG on Google Accused of Bio-piracy · · Score: 1

    Screw pi, I'm patenting e. With e, I not only get all the above benefits, but I also get almost every word in the English language, as e is the most common letter.

  24. Rejoice! on Google Accused of Bio-piracy · · Score: 1

    We know Google has a long and glorious future ahead of it, for the Flying Spaghetti Monster protects pirates as his own.

  25. Re:How about NOT bringing home the bacon... on Bring Home the Biotech Bacon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know, no matter how rational of an argument you have, adding multiple question marks or exclamation points always takes credability points away in most people's books.

    Because of how the Internet works the only way we can tell how you mean stuff is how you write it -- caps is generally regarded as shouting, and 1337 conveys a stereotype, as does aimspeek. Similarly, using multiple punctuation marks leads to other stereotypes.

    I saw a rule of thumb for exclamation points once -- you should only use as many in a week as you have thumbs.